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00:00Girl, oh my God, girl, chugging in the boogie.
00:05Joella was just eliminated.
00:07What a day, bitch.
00:08What a day.
00:10Thank God.
00:12Visit me when you come back to LA.
00:15Love, J-O-E.
00:17Don't forget the Ella.
00:18We love you, Joella.
00:20I guess I have LA on my back now.
00:23Joella was my LA sister, and it really hurts to see her go, but she's been in the bottom
00:27two weeks in a row.
00:28There's only so much CPR you can give before you finally have to let go.
00:32I'm not going to lie.
00:33I was like a little irked being in the bottom, but I feel much better now, and I am galvanized
00:39to win.
00:41See you later.
00:42We will forget the Ella.
00:46Corey is very interesting to me because I thought that she would be delivering great comedy.
00:51Let's go sit down, ladies.
00:53Oh, bitch.
00:54So now I'm thinking to myself, well, what do you do then?
00:56Because it's obviously not look.
00:59Well, now that that was over, Anya, congrats.
01:03Yes, Anya.
01:04I feel so good.
01:05I'm excited to keep doing better and better and better and better, so you better watch
01:08out.
01:11Crystal, how do you feel?
01:12It obviously sucks to not win when you get so close, but just to hear the validation
01:17from the judges really just gave me exactly what I needed to go in next week and fucking
01:21swamp all you hoes.
01:22So.
01:24So Crystal's pissed.
01:27She can lie and smile and eat, eat, eat all she wants.
01:31She is mad.
01:32I was gagged that you did not win.
01:34Just because you were such a fierce fucking leader.
01:36And the look is done.
01:38It's quilted everywhere, baby.
01:39I feel like a lot of the girls are mad that I won this week.
01:42If this was a winning look.
01:49Don't read yourself, sister.
01:51Yeah, don't read yourself, honey.
01:52A lot of the girls were thinking that good drag alone was going to win in this competition,
01:57and they're now realizing that they have to have a full package.
02:00So be mad while I eat.
02:03Well, nobody was gagged that I didn't win.
02:04Arrietty, how do you feel, D.Va?
02:07Um, I was fucking fuming.
02:09Yeah.
02:10I was so angry.
02:10I was like, bitch, I...
02:12I'm not...
02:14Yep.
02:15I don't think I should have been at the bottom.
02:17I was surprised to hear that I was outshined by jewels, by the judges.
02:21I don't agree with that.
02:23Now I'm ready to get out of motherfucking drain.
02:26Yeah, bitch, let's go.
02:28This is like a piranha tank.
02:29We all want to win, and there is only one piece of meat dangling at the top,
02:32and we're all trying to bite for it,
02:34but only one bitch gets it.
02:35I am a little bitter, I'm not gonna lie.
02:37That's the reason to be scared of you enough.
02:39If people weren't scared of you already,
02:40it's because of how big and manly you were.
02:43Well, y'all can go get a room.
02:46I feel like the competitive claws are coming out with most of the queens.
02:50All I know is I'm about to shoot fire out of my ass next week
02:52to be at the top and get that win.
02:54This is the Olympics, honey.
02:55I'm ready to knock a bitch down just to get to the top.
02:58Bitch, I'm ready.
02:59It's time to put the pedal to the metal.
03:02Girl, rah.
03:04Good morning.
03:06Good morning.
03:08We're back in the workroom.
03:09I got my little devil horns on.
03:10I'm feeling a little villainous.
03:13Ew.
03:13Ew to that hair.
03:15Dark sodded.
03:16She's going through her villain era.
03:19I'm ready to be a little crazy.
03:23It is a brand new day.
03:25It's a brand new week.
03:26Who's the piggy of the week?
03:27Oh.
03:28You're going to have to explain what that means.
03:33Piggy is someone who just like is so fierce and they're just eating, eating, eating, eating.
03:37Up, up, up, up.
03:38When someone is constantly eating and constantly doing a good job, baby, that's piggy.
03:42You just eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat as a piggy.
03:45Piggy.
03:46Yes, piggy.
03:47Go, piggy.
03:49Yes, piggy.
03:52Hello, hello, hello.
03:54Let's go, piggy.
03:56Let's go, piggy.
03:57Good morning, queens.
04:00Good morning.
04:01For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be performing in everybody's favorite sketch comedy show, RDR Live.
04:09Yeah.
04:11Can't lie, I'm a little nervous.
04:14I'm not the most skilled with taking words and making them funny.
04:19Now, in a few moments, you'll get your sketches, then you'll choose your parts and start rehearsing.
04:25And later today, you'll go live.
04:27Oh, shit.
04:29That's quick.
04:29As we know, I did do comedy for my talent show performance.
04:36It's a lot of pressure, but I'm excited to redeem myself.
04:39Now, queens, remember, the key to success is to create a funny, memorable character that makes us hoot the house down boots.
04:48Got it.
04:49Halloween.
04:49Holy God.
04:50Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
04:56Artie are live.
04:58I'm so excited.
04:59It is time to select our roles.
05:02I want to make sure that I get a role that's going to make me stand out from the competition.
05:05Oh, wow.
05:06This is a thick script.
05:08The words are wording, honey.
05:09I feel like the key to killing this challenge is finding the role that relates to you and figuring out how you can play off of that and make your little moment shine.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:21What are you looking at?
05:22A babysitter.
05:23Perfect.
05:24I find Miss Rhonda, RuPaul's former babysitter, who is a cigarette mom.
05:29And if there is anything I know, it's a cigarette mom.
05:33This is so funny.
05:34What's a homo sapien?
05:36The role that immediately calls out to me is Ruth, the lesbian podcaster.
05:42I feel like there's a lesbian secretly deep inside me somewhere.
05:45She would definitely be a lipstick, but you know.
05:47I think our winner should start from last week.
05:51I really like Queen One, who is the mayor and the monologue.
05:56That's your number one?
05:57Yeah, that's my number one.
05:58Anyone fighting for it?
06:00I don't hear nothing but crickets.
06:03Nobody in the room wants the role.
06:06And I'm like, did I just choose the hardest role?
06:09I'll take it.
06:09There you go.
06:10I'm going as mayor.
06:11I don't know why she picked this hosting role.
06:15Did you not see Mirage?
06:16RuPaul is our musical guest, so stick around.
06:24I will be playing the role of news anchor one, just so everyone knows.
06:28I will take Ruth.
06:29I'll take Connie.
06:30Connie, gone.
06:31Real quick, I want Rhonda.
06:32Doesn't seem like anyone wants Rhonda.
06:34Three, two, one, you have Rhonda.
06:35Yeah, baby.
06:36So some of these girls get their first choice right off the gate.
06:39For the cave women, Corey's Ugg and Arrietty's Bug.
06:42Hell yeah.
06:43So my first choice is Brooke, just because she's the blonde bimbo,
06:46and that's exactly what I am.
06:47I definitely want Brooke.
06:48She's right up my alley.
06:49I want Brooke, and I'm not going to back off for Brooke.
06:52My first choice is Brooke.
06:54She thinks she is the hot commodity, and that's something that I can very much do.
06:58Neither one of you have a second option.
06:59I'm not moving.
07:00You're not moving.
07:00I'm not moving.
07:01I won't move either.
07:02I will say I feel like it's expected for Crystal to do Brooke.
07:04It's more unexpected for me to do Brooke.
07:06We should challenge ourselves to do something not expected.
07:08Crystal, I think you could push yourself farther.
07:11You know, it's like a very basic character.
07:13Oh.
07:14I'd see it for Lana.
07:16All right, I'll do Anchor 2 because I want to work with my sister.
07:18Same thing.
07:18So I'll give you Brooke.
07:19I'm not playing around anymore.
07:21It's about my time to be in the top.
07:22I'm tired of being safe.
07:24Now we have Ellen, the Beaver podcaster, and Gert and Trudy, the Golden Girls references.
07:29I want to be Trudy.
07:30I'm living for Gert.
07:31Gert is the Sofia-inspired character from Golden Girls.
07:34She's this 80-year-old sarcastic woman, and I know that I can go really far with that
07:39look.
07:40So my mind's kind of set on that.
07:42Gert's my only choice that I would like from this.
07:45I would like Gert.
07:46See, I'm living for Gert, is the thing.
07:49I love Lydia.
07:50That's my wife.
07:51However, that role is not for you, baby.
07:53Hormona already looks like a grandma right now.
07:57Gert-gate.
07:57Gert-gate.
07:58Gert-gate.
07:59Oh, my God.
07:59Hormona, as much as you love helping people, help me out and give me Gert.
08:03Oh, no.
08:04That's not fair.
08:05The twink has spoken.
08:07That's not fair.
08:08She pulls her little sympathy card, her little puppy dog eyes.
08:12You always want to help me.
08:13Oh, no.
08:15I don't think it's fair that you said I was nice.
08:20She could be Gert.
08:23Wow.
08:24So let's get to work, y'all.
08:26The picking process is over.
08:27It went painlessly for me, painful for others.
08:31And I'm excited to get started.
08:34Okay.
08:34I'm so excited.
08:35Me too.
08:36I think we got a winning sketch, ladies.
08:38Oh, I'm not.
08:38Period.
08:39This week's maxi challenge is RDR Live.
08:44Okay.
08:44Okay.
08:44First of all, this is a team of collaborative, smart people.
08:47This week is going to be so freaking cool.
08:51We are doing the Q&N News.
08:53And my favorite thing is Weekend Update.
08:55Miss Crystal, I'm telling you, I'm really glad that you ended up agreeing to do Anchor 2.
08:59Yeah, I am too.
08:59Our group has a lot of heavy hitters in it.
09:01So we're feeling good.
09:02We're feeling like the varsity cheerleaders.
09:03Do you have any immediate thoughts of, like, how you want to tackle Anchor Woman?
09:07I think very Michael Che and Colin Jost.
09:11Like, it should just be straight up, like, we've got the, like, the newscaster voice.
09:15But also, you could be the slightly more professional one, and you're, like, the slutty one.
09:19Do you guys like this direction?
09:20I love it.
09:21I love it.
09:21I love it.
09:21I think it's a lot better.
09:21I love it.
09:22She's our acting girl.
09:23Acting, but also directing and sketch comedy specifically is so my world.
09:28So this is the team to have.
09:30I have had a lot of momentum in this competition, and I want to win.
09:34This is a challenge that I know that I am going to succeed at.
09:37Are we reading it loud?
09:38Yeah, so we're reading it out loud together.
09:39My group is doing The Beaver Lesbian Podcast, and Hormona ends up with the role of Ellen,
09:45and she's very disappointed that she didn't get the role that she initially wanted.
09:49So, Hormona, how are you feeling right now?
09:50I would prefer Gert, because I do, like, a whole, like, Golden Girls thing back home.
09:55But, I mean, she does, like, older than me when she does, so I think it makes sense.
09:59That should light a fire under your ass to, like, do better than her.
10:05Hormona's flipping me off.
10:06All right!
10:08I can't let them be disgusting.
10:10Maybe Hormona not getting the part she originally wanted might get her in her head.
10:14I already sent Hormona home, and she was saved, so I'm ready for someone else to send her home again.
10:20In related news, Ruko Films has greenlit buttplug.
10:23Do you like the, like, buttplug?
10:25Yeah, buttplug, starring Ross Matthews.
10:26Like, it's, like, opened up, like, buttplug.
10:28Oh, that's funny.
10:29You're not in on buttplug being funny, though, I think, though.
10:32Because we're a newscaster, you don't even know that that's funny.
10:34It's greenlit buttplug, starring Ross Matthews.
10:37I think that's too much hit on Ross, because it's about toys.
10:40It's based on a popular toy.
10:41Hit buttplug hard.
10:42As we are progressing, Sissy is shutting down every single idea I have.
10:49We should break a character a bit.
10:50That's why I was trying to laugh throughout it, because that's what Colin Jost always does.
10:54Halfway through, they start cracking up.
10:56I think there's a fine line between breaking character and genuinely laughing.
10:59Because the thing about...
11:00I think the character should still be laughing.
11:02Because you're playing Crystal Envy, and you're playing Lexi Love.
11:04Play with grounding it a little more, because I think the jokes are funny.
11:08Every suggestion I have for our anchor characters,
11:12no, no, no, no, X, Y, Z, that's why that's bad, that's why that's bad.
11:15And then end it with like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:17Yeah.
11:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:20And one of us grabs the other one's next.
11:22Like, I don't think we should do, like, grabbing a choke at the end.
11:25I think it should be, ah, ha, ha, ha, how much fun we're having.
11:28I, I did, oh, I, oh, I'm nervous.
11:32And I don't think the other teams have this insight into how sketch comedy works.
11:38Mind with the opening scene, we got to start with a bang, baby.
11:40Yes.
11:40Thank you for attending this emergency meeting of the Neanderthal City Council.
11:43I chose the mayor and the monologue.
11:46I didn't get one role, I got two.
11:48It's going to be a challenge for me, but this is a challenge that is up my alley.
11:52I'm ugg.
11:55I'm bug.
11:57Our families have lived in this community since the day of the primordial oomph.
12:03Last week, the judges told me that I was eating up by my scene partner.
12:07This week, Miss Mama, I'm not going to get eaten up.
12:14Arrietty is swinging big and, like, is giving.
12:25I can already tell that the other groups are going to be, like,
12:27right, stupid all the time.
12:29It's so waka waka waka.
12:31I think us, we're very calm.
12:33We're also trying to keep our...
12:34We're also drag it up a little bit.
12:35Like, we're too calm.
12:36We're trying to keep our guests, you know, calm.
12:39So what is your character like, vocally?
12:41I feel like it's expected, like, kind of for you and I both to go, like, southern.
12:45Yeah.
12:45I kind of feel like I want to, because that's, like, more natural for me.
12:49Do it.
12:49I'm not going southern.
12:50Hormona is going to go more southern.
12:53So I'm going to show them something different.
12:56It still has that natural beaver scent.
12:59Ellen, get a hold of yourself.
13:01No, Connie, I understand you brought your own beaver here today.
13:05Can we see it?
13:06How do y'all feel about my secret lesbian voice?
13:09I'm Ruth Leslie Fistenberg.
13:12I love him.
13:13Sam has chosen to go with this lesbian voice,
13:17which I think is a bold choice.
13:18You're doing, like, Australian.
13:19I like that.
13:20I think it just came to me, and I think she has to be Australian.
13:22Because you're, like, an adventurer, beaver bitch.
13:24Yeah, like a beaver girl.
13:25Part of me thinks that, you know, saying beaver in the Australian accent is really funny.
13:30And so that's literally the only reason why I chose that.
13:33Bushy beaver.
13:37I think we should all agree on what beaver really is.
13:40Because obviously we're not talking about vaginas.
13:42Talking about vaginas.
13:43Duh.
13:43I've actually never heard it called a beaver, I think.
13:46Really?
13:47Yeah.
13:47I've heard it called a kitty before, but never a beaver.
13:49I hope that beaver don't bite, because beavers, they got big teeth.
13:52And they eat wood.
13:54Is that the one that's called a beaver?
13:56Because, like, a penis could be wood.
14:02That's crazy.
14:04Reminds me of my wedding night.
14:05Picture it.
14:06The coin lunch.
14:061955.
14:08Doctor.
14:09She bumped her head.
14:11I'm worried she's not right.
14:12I am obsessed with Golden Girls.
14:14I watch it every day.
14:15So, for Trudy, I feel like I really have the character down.
14:18Do you have any ideas for the Pacoima July 9,55 line?
14:23Well, so you're not very familiar with Golden Girls?
14:28I'm not the biggest fan of Golden Girls.
14:30But this character is this 80-year-old sarcastic woman, which I think is really funny.
14:36Because, like, when she does, like, the, like, Sicily, picture it, Sicily.
14:39Yeah.
14:39She always kind of, like, goes off.
14:41She reminds me of my wedding night.
14:42Picture it.
14:43Pacoima.
14:44Reminds me of my wedding night.
14:46Picture it.
14:47Pacoima.
14:47I am overhearing Lydia portraying Gert.
14:55I still don't see it.
14:56She's clearly incompetent.
14:59Incompetent?
15:01So, I just hope that it doesn't bite her in her pancake ass.
15:06We'll see you.
15:07Well, hi.
15:08Is this thing on?
15:20Thank you for attending this emergency meeting of the Neanderthal City Council.
15:25So, I'd like to recognize these two Neanderthals from Cave by Mudhole.
15:30I'm bug.
15:32I'm buggy.
15:35We've got a big problem.
15:38A mammoth problem with our new neighbors.
15:42They're a threat to our Neanderthal way of living.
15:47And who are these new neighbors?
15:50They're homos.
15:54Excuse me?
15:56Homo sapiens!
15:58Homo sapiens!
15:59Homo sapiens!
15:59There, I said it!
16:01These perverts are pushing their unnatural homo sapien agenda!
16:06What are your grievances, exactly?
16:09Isn't it obvious?
16:10They're progressives.
16:12For one thing, they stand upright.
16:13That's just weird.
16:15And their roles are all confused.
16:18I'm sorry, but you're either a hunter or a gatherer.
16:23Pick a lame freak!
16:27And don't get me started on this nonsense about pronouns.
16:30He, she, they.
16:32I'm sorry, but has worked fine since the Ice Age.
16:36But worst of all, they're groomers!
16:40Well, that's a serious accusation!
16:43They brush their hair.
16:45They shave their legs and their back.
16:46And hold on, hold on.
16:47You holding it?
16:48Uh-huh.
16:49They bathe.
16:50Ooh!
16:50We need to do something.
16:52This could lead to homo sapien marriage.
16:55The council now recognizes the homo sapien in question.
17:12Hey!
17:13Hey, girl!
17:14Put the bass in your walk!
17:16Hi!
17:17I'm Brooke, and this is my homo sapien husband, Bruno.
17:23He's hot, right?
17:25Brooke, what do you have to say?
17:28Thank you, Judge.
17:32I'd like to say, we are proud homo sapiens.
17:36We stand upright because we are what?
17:39Fierce.
17:39And we marry who we want to marry.
17:42Because love is more than what it says on some dumb old ride.
17:46I've made my decision.
17:51These homos are welcome here.
17:58Okay, fine.
18:00But don't expect that to use no fire.
18:02That's okay.
18:03You'll be extinct soon.
18:04And one more thing.
18:07Live from Tuckahoe, it's RDR Live!
18:11Your host, Anya Nerve.
18:13Welcome to RDR Live!
18:19My name is Anya Nerve.
18:23You may recognize me as the queen
18:25most likely to win season 17 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
18:30If you're watching, you also know
18:33everything about this season is bigger.
18:35And when I say everything,
18:36I mean everything.
18:39The workroom, bigger!
18:41The main stage, bigger!
18:44But the biggest gag of the season
18:46has got to be the badonkadonk tank.
18:50Mm-hmm.
18:51And here's a little secret
18:52that's not water in there.
18:55It's 100% vodka!
18:57It's also where we wash our pads,
19:02but do not tell Michelle.
19:05So loosen your corset,
19:07mix yourselves a big old badonkadonk cocktail,
19:10and get ready for a big show!
19:12Hello, I'm Ellen Ticklehorn.
19:20And I'm Ruth Leslie Fistenberg.
19:23And you're listening to
19:24Women We Like.
19:27We're two platonic roommates
19:28who enjoy getting inside women.
19:31Because figuring out
19:32what makes women tick
19:34is what makes us talk.
19:37Today, we are joined
19:39by best-selling author
19:40and noted beaverologist
19:41from the K.D. Lange Wildlife Foundation.
19:45It's Miss Connie Winkler.
19:48Hello, ladies.
19:49I'm so happy to be here.
19:51I'm a huge fan.
19:52So, Connie,
19:54how did you get into beavers?
19:56Well, I was 19,
19:57vacationing in the woods
19:58with my field hockey team
19:59when I caught sight of my first beaver.
20:02I was so intrigued,
20:03so I'd have been head first.
20:05Connie,
20:06do you prefer
20:07your beavers wild?
20:10Or tame?
20:11Well,
20:11I love a great,
20:13big, bushy beaver.
20:15Calm down, Ellen.
20:17Don't embarrass yourself.
20:19Now, Connie,
20:20I understand you brought
20:22your own beaver here today.
20:24Can we see it?
20:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:25Go, go, go.
20:30Damn!
20:31That is one handsome beaver.
20:36It still has that natural beaver scent.
20:44Ellen,
20:44get a hold of yourself.
20:47Connie,
20:48I read that a beaver
20:49can stay submerged underwater
20:51for eight minutes
20:52without coming up for air.
20:53Yes,
20:54going down is one activity
20:55beavers like best.
20:57Well,
20:58I can go down for hours
21:00and hours.
21:02Fun fact,
21:03beavers are
21:04anogamous creatures.
21:05They usually move in together
21:06one to two days
21:07after mating.
21:09Sounds like a beaver
21:10trap,
21:11if you ask me.
21:12You know where the door is,
21:14Ellen.
21:16Well,
21:16in honor of
21:18your visit today,
21:20I thought I'd give you
21:20a peek
21:21at my beaver.
21:22My goodness,
21:29that is one
21:29thumped beaver.
21:32So I've been told.
21:33Enough about your fat beaver,
21:35Ellen.
21:36My beaver is shaved.
21:40Do you like a shaved beaver,
21:42Connie?
21:43I don't like a shaved beaver.
21:44Ruth,
21:44you whore.
21:47Well,
21:47that's all the time we have.
21:49Join us next week.
21:50We'll be doing a deep dive
21:52into pussy willows.
21:53Goodbye.
21:54Bye-bye.
21:55Do you mind
21:57if I pet it?
21:59Well,
21:59it's not going to pet itself.
22:02Oh,
22:02thank you,
22:03thank you.
22:07It's Queen News Network
22:08with Lexi Love
22:09and Crystal Envy.
22:13Good evening
22:14and welcome to Q&A News.
22:15I'm Crystal Envy.
22:17And I'm
22:17Lexi Love.
22:18Our top story tonight,
22:20Bruno from Pit Crew
22:21just returned
22:22from a one-man
22:23mission to Mars.
22:24When asked to describe
22:25the atmosphere
22:26of the planet,
22:27he said it was like
22:28Crystal Envy's butthole.
22:30Red,
22:31gassy,
22:32and totally uninhabitable.
22:34In related news,
22:36Carson Kressley.
22:39Following Jinx Monsoon's
22:40star turn
22:41on the series
22:41Doctor Who,
22:42Lexi Love is joining
22:43the cast in the role
22:44of Doctor Who
22:44Should Go Home Tonight
22:45and why.
22:46Last night,
22:50pet advocate
22:51Patti LuPone
22:52opened a revival
22:53of Cats
22:54featuring a cast
22:55of real feral cats.
22:57One reviewer
22:58said it was
22:59a cacophony
23:00of screeching,
23:01hacking up fur balls,
23:02and urinating
23:03on stage.
23:05And that was just
23:05Patti LuPone.
23:08In LGBTQ plus news,
23:10groundhog Puxatani Phil
23:11has announced
23:12his retirement.
23:13He'll be replaced
23:14by his daughter Shadow,
23:15his son Sunny,
23:16and a gay son,
23:17Shady Moots.
23:18Speaking of shady,
23:21RuPaul's moving memoirs
23:23The House of Hidden
23:24Meanings
23:24has went to number one
23:26on the New York Times
23:27bestseller list.
23:28But a woman
23:28who allegedly
23:30babysat for RuPaul
23:31has something
23:32to say about it.
23:32Please welcome
23:33Miss Rhonda.
23:38Hello,
23:38hello,
23:39hello.
23:40Sound familiar?
23:41It was me.
23:44I was RuPaul's babysitter
23:46and I taught him
23:46everything.
23:48Okay,
23:48that's a big claim,
23:49Miss Rhonda.
23:50All this stuff
23:50about drag racing.
23:52I taught RuPaul
23:53how to drive
23:54when he was five
23:55so he could fetch me
23:56ciggies and wine coolers.
23:59I'd tell him,
23:59start your engines,
24:00Roo Roo.
24:01Wait, wait, wait.
24:02So you're telling me
24:03you taught a five-year-old
24:03how to drive?
24:04And then I'd have to
24:05remind him,
24:06don't fuck it up.
24:07Next thing I know,
24:09it's on a TV show.
24:11So you're saying
24:12that you're responsible
24:13for all of RuPaul's
24:14iconic sayings?
24:15I didn't say that.
24:18You said that.
24:19But I agree with you.
24:22Okay,
24:22well I have a list here,
24:24right,
24:25of other quotes
24:26that you claim credit for.
24:28First,
24:29House of Love.
24:30That's the massage parlor
24:31where I used to work nights.
24:32Oh,
24:33okay,
24:34freaky money.
24:35That's how they paid me
24:36at the massage parlor.
24:38Um,
24:39you better work.
24:40That's what I used to say
24:41to my lazy,
24:42no-good husband.
24:43You can hear me,
24:44Frank,
24:44I'm talking to you.
24:46But here's a story
24:48that's not in the book.
24:49When Roo Roo was a teenager,
24:50I walked in on him
24:51having a private moment
24:53with a fistful of lotion.
24:54That must have been awkward.
24:56Uh-uh, uh-uh.
24:57But I didn't judge.
24:58I told him,
24:59Roo Roo baby,
25:00if you can't love yourself,
25:02how in the hell
25:03are you gonna love
25:04somebody else?
25:05Next thing I know,
25:08it's on a TV show.
25:11Well,
25:11that's about all the time
25:12we have.
25:13Thank you,
25:13Miss Rhonda.
25:14Pay me my money,
25:15Roo Roo!
25:16And that's the news.
25:17Good night
25:18and good tuck.
25:19Woo!
25:19Woo!
25:19Woo!
25:20Woo!
25:20Woo!
25:20Woo!
25:20Woo!
25:20Woo!
25:21Woo!
25:21Woo!
25:22Woo!
25:22Woo!
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25:22Woo!
25:23Woo!
25:23Woo!
25:24Woo!
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25:24Woo!
25:25Woo!
25:26Woo!
25:26Woo!
25:26Woo!
25:27Woo!
25:28Woo!
25:28Woo!
25:28I don't know why
25:29you were in the ER,
25:30Trudy.
25:30I'm perfectly fine.
25:32I've had hangovers
25:33worse than this.
25:34We were in a car accident,
25:35mama.
25:36Besides,
25:37I heard the doctors here
25:38are positively dreamy.
25:40Woo!
25:40Woo!
25:41Woo!
25:41Woo!
25:42Woo!
25:42Woo!
25:43Woo!
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25:43Woo!
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25:45Woo!
25:45Woo!
25:46Woo!
25:46Woo!
25:47Woo!
25:47Woo!
25:48Woo!
25:48Woo!
25:48Woo!
25:49Woo!
25:49Hello ladies,
25:50I'm Dr. Johnson.
25:51I heard that you had an accident.
25:52It was just a little fender bender.
25:54Honestly,
25:55I barely felt a thing.
25:57Reminds me of my wedding night.
25:58Picture it.
25:58Pacoima.
25:59July, 1955.
26:01Doctor, she bumped her head.
26:03I'm worried she's not right.
26:05By the way,
26:06are you single?
26:08Pay no attention to my daughter.
26:10She was an ugly kid who compensated by becoming a slut.
26:14Doctor, I told you she's not right.
26:16Okay, well can you tell me more about what happened?
26:19Well,
26:20we were driving.
26:21It was sunny,
26:22so naturally I had my top down and...
26:24Oh, I love a convertible.
26:26Oh, I wasn't talking about the car.
26:28Oh, okay.
26:30It says here on your intake form that you were rear-ended.
26:33Well, just a time or two with my second husband,
26:37but I'm willing to give it another go, Doctor.
26:40Hmm.
26:41Okay.
26:42Well, um, let me get a little look at your gas.
26:43I beg your pardon.
26:45Buy me a drink first.
26:47Would you like to check my gas, Doctor?
26:49Sorry, ma'am.
26:51I didn't realize that you were injured, too.
26:52Oh, I'm not injured.
26:54Just, mmm, available and very flexible.
26:58Hmm.
26:59Right.
27:00Um, well, I do need to do a physical exam,
27:03so if you could, could you please remove your blouse?
27:04Oh, anything for science.
27:06Oh!
27:07For heaven's sake, Trudy!
27:09This isn't the Playboy Mansion!
27:11Well, I have been mistaken for Miss Pamela Anderson.
27:15You've been mistaken for Louie Anderson.
27:18Okay, you know what?
27:20You can leave your blouse on.
27:21Everything seems to be in order here.
27:22I've got just one last thing I have to ask.
27:24Gert, how's your head?
27:26Hmm.
27:27No complaints.
27:29Really?
27:30Well, um, I may have to do a private exam in my office.
27:34Well, you're the doctor.
27:37Hold my face.
27:42I won't be needing these.
27:45Mama!
27:46Mama!
27:47Oh!
27:48Oh!
27:49Oh!
27:50Oh!
27:51Oh!
27:52Da-da-da!
27:53Mob wife energy, baby.
27:55It is elimination day and someone is hopefully going home today.
27:59I'm so excited!
28:00You guys, who will eat?
28:01Who is gonna eat, eat, eat?
28:02Who will eat?
28:03Who is gonna eat, eat, eat?
28:04Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.
28:07Are you gonna eat, eat, eat today, Lexi?
28:08I've got my snout on.
28:09I'm ready, Miss Honey.
28:10Miss Pigums is happy today.
28:12My RDR live performance was great.
28:14I'm ecstatic.
28:15I'm over the moon.
28:16The wave of yesterday was so fun.
28:18All our jokes landed.
28:19I'm feeling confident in my performance.
28:21I pushed myself and did a character.
28:23I am very proud to have shown off my Shay Fever to all of America.
28:28So, how y'all feeling about the challenge?
28:31Sister, I feel good.
28:32Yeah.
28:33It was funny.
28:34I feel really good.
28:35I'm so excited.
28:36I was definitely like method acting.
28:37I was like, I am a Ooga Booga.
28:39It was really funny.
28:40Good.
28:41The Neanderthal girls are all patting each other on the back.
28:45And I think that they've all convinced each other that they are the greatest thing since sliced bread.
28:50We shall see if reality has a different idea for them.
29:00Here comes Hormona sauntering over.
29:02I feel like you're doing me.
29:05She looks like her accent.
29:06Acacia did really well.
29:07Her accent was giving me, honestly.
29:10So, I'm glad I could inspire her.
29:12I loved it.
29:13You really did good.
29:15You should be proud of yourself.
29:17How do you feel about home?
29:18I feel great.
29:19I thought it was sickening.
29:20You did?
29:21Oh!
29:22I think you did good though.
29:24I had a great time.
29:25Hope it translates.
29:26My sweet, sweet Lydia did not deliver as Gert.
29:30I don't know.
29:31I wish her at nine I felt too good about the toys.
29:34Bye.
29:37It's just funny that everybody feels really good today.
29:39That's what's scary.
29:40Ain't nobody worried.
29:41So, there's going to be some face cracks today.
29:43Yeah, it's going to be a gaggy elimination.
29:44I know the girls at debut soccer.
29:46I don't know who qualifies as a kumbaya girl.
29:48That is not you, Lana.
29:49Who me?
29:50You're not a kumbaya girl.
29:51You know the roster of the kumbaya girls?
29:53Well, I mean, I came up with this.
29:55I better be.
29:56I better know.
29:57There definitely are some cliques forming, and I have established the kumbaya girls.
30:01Lydia and Acacia.
30:05Hormona.
30:06Susie Toot is the CEO of the kumbaya committee.
30:12Kumbaya girls are the ones that you have to be like, kumbaya for them because they can't take it.
30:19I better not be on that motherfucking club.
30:21Bitch, yeah right.
30:22You're on the anti-kumbaya committee, honey.
30:25Yeah.
30:26Nope.
30:27Ugly.
30:28They don't know how to banter, and also they get offended.
30:31So you can't really be a drag queen with them.
30:36Once they're not here, it's going to be all like fighting the dead girls.
30:40Guns blazing.
30:41Exactly.
30:42Guns blazing.
30:43So I want to go round, but I don't want to go sad.
30:46We're giving a middle ground between me and Michelle.
30:49Michelle has challenged me to change up my gigantic 1920s makeup.
30:54You paint yourself very Betty Boop.
30:56I know sometimes we get stuck in our ways.
30:57Push yourself out.
30:58Take those risks.
30:59I'm excited to show her a softer version of the Susie face while also literally being a clown.
31:06If I'm in the top again this week, and Michelle looks me in my shit and goes,
31:09Oh, we're just back.
31:10Oh, we're just doing this again?
31:12I'd be like, oh.
31:13I would have an egg on my face just like Corey.
31:15Why is my name?
31:18I'm doing a clown look today, and I'm very inspired by you.
31:21So no depression eyebrows?
31:23No depression eyebrows.
31:27This Lexi.
31:28Y'all.
31:29It was so fun seeing you in your executive realness for the news team.
31:32Is that something that is close to you?
31:35In all seriousness, my day job, I kind of read from a prompter and do that all day.
31:40Really?
31:41I've even said to myself, I feel like I'm a newscaster, or I could do that really easily
31:44after doing the job that I do.
31:45So what is the specific job title?
31:47I'm assistant vice president trainer.
31:50Yes.
31:51Come on.
31:52Uh-huh.
31:53For a financial institution.
31:54That is so wild.
31:56My Hannah Montana lifestyle is so unique, girl.
32:00Everybody's always shocked.
32:01I teach bankers how to detect money laundering in their accounts.
32:07That is so business professional.
32:09It's so business professional.
32:11All the people that know me there, and they call me he.
32:14They know Cody, they know he.
32:17Since I work over the computer, they don't see me while I'm teaching them.
32:21Wow.
32:22That was all virtual?
32:23Yes.
32:24So to have them see this, and to see me as a woman, girl, it could actually finally be
32:28the change to make them change.
32:30You present as such a confident trans woman that I did not know that so much of your life
32:35was kind of hidden.
32:36Honestly, being here is the first time that I've been able to just fully embrace it.
32:40Being able to just say I'm trans and not even worry about hiding it, I feel so free.
32:47You're inspiring so many trans women out there.
32:50I just commend you so much for that.
32:52That's so amazing.
32:53I really appreciate that, sis.
32:54I know a business professional.
32:55I have a 401k, Ms. Honey.
32:56Yes, Ms. 401k.
32:57Ms. 401k.
32:58Ms. 401k.
32:59Ms. 401k.
33:00Ms. 401k.
33:05Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
33:07She puts the broad in broad city.
33:09It's Michelle Visage.
33:10Ru, you know I'm very sensitive about my shoulder.
33:13I was actually talking about your feet.
33:16Speaking of hacks, it's the hilarious Ross Matthews.
33:21Now, just a clarification.
33:22Is Michelle insecure about the size of her shoulders or how hairy they are?
33:26Ru!
33:27Boom.
33:28Understood.
33:30He's not a doctor, but he played one on RDR Live.
33:34It's Paul W. Downs.
33:35Take two and call me in the morning.
33:37Is there an anal option?
33:39Always, Ru.
33:40Always.
33:41This week we challenged our sketchy queens to become one-take wonders on RDR Live.
33:48And tonight on the runway, category is Tickle Pink.
33:52Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
34:01Category is Tickle Pink.
34:04Up first, On Your Nerve.
34:06Now starring in Mad Maxine Beyond Thundersize.
34:11This outfit is straight out of Cleveland.
34:13A head-to-toe fit made entirely out of pink shoes.
34:16There are sneakers coming up my legs, child.
34:18Sneakers coming up my arms.
34:19And I got this head piece made also entirely by sneakers, honey.
34:23Corey King.
34:24You've heard of Paris Hilton.
34:25Yes.
34:26This is Pacoima Hilton.
34:27Oh!
34:28That's hot.
34:29Really big, really clown Barbie is the definition of my drag.
34:33Sparkly dress with a fluffy tail.
34:36Shoes that are pink and high.
34:38I am stumbling down the runway, mama.
34:41Okay, this blonde definitely has more fun.
34:43Mm-hmm.
34:44Arrietty.
34:45Wow.
34:46Folsom Street Fair has really changed.
34:48No, it hasn't.
34:50I'm all covered in vinyl right now.
34:53More is more for Arrietty.
34:55Pink, it's not a color that I'm drawn to.
34:57It's so out of the box for me.
34:59But it does look gorgeous, doesn't it?
35:01That is the most severe prolapse we've ever seen.
35:06Lana Geray.
35:08She's making every Little Jack horny.
35:10Yes, she is.
35:11I decided to represent this runway by paying homage to Little Bo Peep.
35:14This is a very unique silhouette for Lana,
35:16because I've probably never worn this much clothing before.
35:19You don't normally get to see this cutesy, ootsy side of Lana.
35:22Little Bo Peep has lost her virginity.
35:24Whore.
35:27Mona Lisa.
35:28Paul W. Gowns.
35:30I usually always wear pink.
35:32I am known as the Bubblegum Babe.
35:34And just like Bubblegum, I'm pink and I may turn tasteless if you leave me in your mouth too long.
35:39Turn smiled.
35:41Nailed it.
35:43Jam star.
35:45Oh, I bet she's seen a cockatoo.
35:48Uh-huh.
35:49This look represents me because I'm giving you elevated, expensive tastes.
35:53I'm known for being a fabulous showgirl.
35:56I couldn't really pick just one shade of pink, so I decided to do them all.
35:59I always wondered what happened when you mixed a flamingo with a whore.
36:02Jules Sparkles, my fair hooker.
36:07She's got a lot of bell in her bottom.
36:09Everything about this look is so Jules.
36:11This is actually repurposed from an old pageant gown and I gave it to a friend of mine and he turned it into this gorgeous look.
36:17These bell bottoms are just so fun to walk in.
36:20Does anyone still wear a hat?
36:22I do.
36:23You know Eliza Doolittle?
36:24Uh-huh.
36:25She's Eliza do anything for five dollars.
36:27Crystal envy.
36:28Oops, my gum's all over me now.
36:30I hope you didn't get any on you.
36:32She's been in some sticky situations.
36:34Yes.
36:35Pink is my favorite color.
36:36I decided to go with a full outfit made out of silicone, baby.
36:39This is dripping all over me and my designer killed it, baby.
36:42Chew on that.
36:44Yeah, well apparently she's dating Chewbacca.
36:46No.
36:47Yeah.
36:48Lexi Love.
36:49Representing the New Jersey state bird.
36:51She's a sight for pink eye.
36:56In my mind, this lovely tickled pink woman is feeling her fantasy in like Aspen.
37:02She's very rich, it's cold out and she wants to make sure that she keeps her tiny little body warm.
37:08I'm sorry you've been disqualified.
37:10You're a cheetah.
37:11Beep beep, it's Susie Toot Toot.
37:15Who's this bozo?
37:18I love clowns.
37:19This look is a 1920s Ziegfeld Follies perspective on a 17th century harlequin.
37:26It just read as a look that needed to be pink.
37:29And I look adorable.
37:30Why do I want a jumbo jack right now?
37:34Lydia Butthole Collins.
37:37She's a grower and a shower.
37:39This week I am inspired by one of the things that brought me into this world.
37:43A penis.
37:44This is exactly what Lydia does.
37:47It has a shtick to it.
37:48It is oversized, irreverent, and a little sticky.
37:52If her runway lasts longer than four hours, please consult her doctor.
37:57Acacia forgot.
37:59Dale Bozio.
38:00I'd like to place a missing persons report.
38:03This looks very like designing women meets 80s punk rock.
38:07I'm going for a very mean CEO.
38:10Drink some martini for breakfast.
38:12She is just a bitch.
38:14Pink owns 51% of this wig.
38:17Welcome, queens.
38:21I've made some decisions.
38:23When I call your name, please step forward.
38:26Corey King.
38:28Lana Jure.
38:29Jules Sparkles.
38:31Crystal Envy.
38:33Lexi Love.
38:34Acacia forgot.
38:36Ladykins.
38:38You are safe.
38:41You may leave the stage.
38:44Oh, my God.
38:47Queens, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
38:52Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
38:55Up first, Anya Nerve.
38:57Your padding tonight is exceptional.
39:01Really, the illusion you give us by cutting that corset, by that move I love, by the way.
39:06My only change for this, you need hair.
39:09A big pink mohawk would have been hot.
39:11I thought your scene work in the Neanderthal scene was great.
39:13Your facial reactions were really good, so you were bringing something even when there
39:16wasn't dialogue.
39:17The monologue is really hard, because you're not doing a character as much.
39:19It's more you.
39:20And you have a lot of charisma.
39:22You're really, really fun to watch.
39:23And who do you pattern your sense of humor after?
39:26For hosting, I like the Jennifer Lawrence type vibe, where it's like this crazy black
39:30lady, but she's also very genuine.
39:32You mean Jennifer Lewis?
39:33Jennifer Lewis, sorry.
39:34Bye.
39:35Love it, love it.
39:41Up next, Arrietty.
39:43This is such a dynamic, show-stopping outfit.
39:47I love that there's some whimsy in this.
39:49It's naughty, gorgeous.
39:51Let's talk about the performance.
39:53I appreciated that you really swung big for this.
39:56The issue is going 100%, 100% of the time.
39:59When big swings connect, they're great, but it also, you run the risk of missing.
40:03I think what we were mapping in that sketch was two conservative Karen types, and I was
40:08kind of missing a little bit of what the point of view was.
40:10And when you go that hard, sometimes we lose the dialogue.
40:14Up next, Hormona Lisa.
40:16Tonight, you understood the assignment.
40:18That hair is gorgeous on you, and it's all really beautiful.
40:21I smiled from the second that you started speaking in your sketch until the end.
40:26I have to say, for me, you were the star of that sketch.
40:29My only critique, if I were to have any, is I think for a sight gag like The Beavers,
40:33maybe taking it out of your lap, you know, just to make it seem like there's a misdirective.
40:36We're going to have something not safe for work.
40:38But otherwise, I thought that you really shined.
40:39That was not my first role that I wanted.
40:43I did originally want GURP, but I was really happy with where I got put with this role.
40:48Well, wonderful tonight. Wonderful job. Thank you.
40:51Thank you so much.
40:52Up next, Sham Shar.
40:54Let's talk about your beaverologist podcast.
40:56My beaver is shaped.
40:57I'm not quite sure why you chose to have the voice that you chose.
41:01It was very jarring, and it just was kind of flat.
41:04One thing that could have potentially helped is sometimes agreement is actually a real asset in a comedy sketch like that.
41:11So if you have a scene partner who's doing something that's Southern, you know, you might want to try that on.
41:15You have a natural Southern accent.
41:17Right.
41:18Walk me through your choice.
41:19Basically, since she was going for the Southern, I said, you know, let's play opposite a little bit.
41:23And I'm sad that it didn't land.
41:25But you know what?
41:26I learned that lesson, and it won't happen again.
41:28The challenge was a hiccup.
41:29The runway is a standout.
41:31Beep beep.
41:32Susie toot toot.
41:33I don't know if you know this, but you're dressed as a clown.
41:36What?
41:37The makeup tonight is so pretty.
41:39It's fun.
41:40It was performative.
41:41It was drag.
41:42You have managed to find this little sweet spot that is very fashionable, even though you're dressed like a clown.
41:49I got to commend you on that challenge.
41:51You were so funny.
41:52Start your engines, Ruru.
41:54Everything about it was really well embodied.
41:56There was no meat left on the bone.
41:58You found every punchline.
42:00You have a background in theater?
42:02Yeah, well, it started at a summer camp in the Poconos Mountains.
42:05I was a fiddler on the roof at eight years old.
42:07It's my life.
42:08It's my blood.
42:09Well, it surely paid off.
42:11Thank you so much.
42:12Up next, Lydia Butthole Collins.
42:15Oh, Lydia, you're such a dick.
42:17I know.
42:18Here's the thing.
42:19We all know who these characters are.
42:21I beg your pardon.
42:22There's so much you could have done.
42:23And you really needed to hammer the sarcasm.
42:26I didn't buy the doctor.
42:28So that wasn't helping.
42:30But you were playing sort of the straight man.
42:32What's tricky about that is finding the way to deliver those sort of set up lines in a way that are also funny.
42:40You must have a twisted sense of humor.
42:41Look at you.
42:42Who came up with this outfit?
42:44Me.
42:45I made it all.
42:46And where'd you get the idea?
42:47I love penis.
42:49All right, Lydia Butthole Collins.
42:54Thank you, Ru.
42:55Thank you, Queens.
42:56I think we've heard enough.
42:57While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
43:02Just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
43:06Starting with Anya Nerve.
43:07She's just so watchable.
43:08You know, she's got a lot of charisma.
43:10Her delivery was so good.
43:11I thought her confidence was palpable.
43:13That's the word, confidence, right?
43:15I cannot wait to see what she does next.
43:17Arrietty.
43:18She absolutely missed the mark with this character.
43:20Oh, thank you.
43:21She's sort of like a puppy who's just so excited and wants to do well, but her tail's knocking stuff over, you know?
43:26However, on the runway, this look was so explosive, so Arrietty, and I thought that was spectacular.
43:31Hormona Lisa.
43:32There was such an ease with her performance today.
43:35She has a wink.
43:36She's got some kind of wink to the audience and is really fun to watch.
43:39She made me want to try Beaver.
43:40Really?
43:41Well, you should try it with a peanut sauce.
43:43It's delicious.
43:44Oh, there you go.
43:45Sam Starr.
43:46She was trying to be the kind of butch to, you know, Hormona's femme, but it wasn't butch enough to be butch.
43:50Not butch enough to be butch.
43:52Michelle, I'm right here.
43:53I'm sorry, Ross.
43:54I do think because it wasn't landing, it just felt a little wooden and there wasn't a lot to do with it.
43:59Alright, Susie Toot.
44:00I thought Susie Toot was fantastic.
44:02To do RuPaulisms because it could go bad, and she just elevated it.
44:06She did a great job tonight.
44:07She was funny.
44:08She brought stuff to the scene.
44:11Lydia Butthole Collins.
44:13Did you guys notice that that outfit sort of looked like a penis?
44:16What?
44:17She read the room.
44:18She knew we would like that, but then she shafted us in the challenge.
44:23This role is iconic.
44:24You need to be able to deliver what that role should have been.
44:27In a weird way, she might have fucked herself.
44:29Yeah.
44:30Silence.
44:31I've made my decision.
44:34Bring back my girls.
44:37Welcome back, queens.
44:39I've made some decisions.
44:41On your nerve.
44:46This week, you were absolutely pre-hysterical.
44:50Poor Mona Lisa.
44:52You made us beaver believers.
44:55Susie Toot.
44:56You clowned the house down.
45:01Susie Toot.
45:02Condragulations.
45:03You're the winner of this week's challenge.
45:07And you've won a cash tip of $5,000.
45:11Thank you so much.
45:12Picking of the Week.
45:13Susie Toot.
45:15Anya Pormona.
45:16You are safe.
45:19I am the first queen to have two challenge wins.
45:22Take that, motherfuckers.
45:28Arrietty.
45:29This week, you slayed the runway, but your comedy skills were a bit primitive.
45:35Sam Starr.
45:36Sam Starr.
45:37Your runway tickled us, but your sketch lacked laughs.
45:42Lydia Butthole Collins.
45:46On the runway, you were ballsy.
45:48But in the sketch, you were a sad sack.
45:51Sam Starr.
45:56You are safe.
46:02You may join the other girls.
46:07Arrietty.
46:08Lydia.
46:09I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
46:13Seeing Arrietty in the bottom is just so devastating.
46:15That's my sister, and I'm rooting for her.
46:17She can't go home.
46:18I refuse.
46:20My heart is beating so fast.
46:22I know some of the queens want Arrietty to stay over me,
46:24but I know I deserve to stay in this competition.
46:26Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
46:36The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
46:47I am furious.
46:49It's a slap to the face and to my ego, but I'm ready to lip sync.
46:54Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
46:59Jim DaVa
47:04And finally we want to show you what you are.
47:05Jim DaVa
47:06And finally we want to show you what you've seen.
47:07My sister and I, both of my sons.
47:08There's much fun coming.
47:09We want to show you what you thought you were,
47:10and even you.
47:11Let me show you what you wanted.
47:12Jim DaVa
47:13Guess you wanted to look very famously focused.
47:17Hope you might see me and what you did,
47:18Tim Weeb
47:27The hero stands you in the face
47:31It says me, I'm hot in the rain
47:34You say don't pass, don't care, don't care
47:38You dance and she go, hey, hey, hey
47:41Pits
47:41Pookey, Pookey, Pookey, Pookey
47:44Pookey, Pookey, Pookey, Pookey
47:48Pookey, Pookey, Pookey, Pookey
47:50Pookey, Pookey
47:53Pookey, Pookey, Pookey
47:57I'm just trying to boogie as much as I can make my little white-ass boogie
48:02Queens, I've made my decision
48:21Lydia Butthole Collins
48:28Shantae, you stay
48:29Oh my gosh
48:33Thank you
48:36You may join the other girls
48:38Thank you
48:39I am so overwhelmed, I'm scared to look at the other queens because I just sent home their best friend
48:47Arrietty, my dear, you have one last chance to badonkadunk your way back into the competition
48:57Are you feeling lucky?
49:00Yes
49:00We need a human sacrifice
49:03Oh, hi Michelle
49:06Arrietty, before you are seven levers
49:11One of these levers will drop Michelle into the badonkadunk tank presented by Las Vegas
49:17I've worked so hard and drag is my world
49:29This is my last chance to stay
49:33I need this to work
49:37Damn, damn, damn
49:50Damn, we gotta keep another bitch
49:54Arrietty, you are free to slay another day
50:11We are so back
50:17Arrietty did it
50:18Yes, bitch, you did it, bitch, yes
50:20And you've also won a trip to the entertainment capital of the world, Las Vegas
50:25Because Vegas is good for you
50:27Thank you
50:27And when you're there, bet on 17
50:29Yes, I will
50:30And now, let's close the badonkadunk book
50:35Because that chapter is over
50:37Condragulations, queens
50:39And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
50:43Can I get an amen up in here?
50:44Amen
50:45All right, let the music play
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