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00:00We are back in the workroom, and it's sad to see Lydia go, especially like that, where
00:08it was just such a heart-wrenching moment, but, you know, snip snip bitch.
00:15My top six sisters, it has been the honor of my life, you're so incredible.
00:19Make them eat at piggies.
00:20P.S.
00:21Lana, I love you.
00:22Fuck.
00:23It doesn't feel good to have this in a friend home, knowing how much this meant to her.
00:27I got ready next to Lydia the first day in the workroom, so I'm like a little bit emotional.
00:32I don't want to cry.
00:33I didn't think I would grow to like her as much as I did, but getting to work with her,
00:37she's just so sweet and, you know, she's so creative.
00:40We love you, butthole.
00:41We love you, butthole.
00:42Bye, Lydia.
00:43Let's take note, that's how you write a mirror message, bitch.
00:47A mirror message.
00:48A very polite, congenial, kind-hearted mirror message.
00:54I feel like in this competition, I am fighting for my life every week.
00:58I am so determined to get a win.
01:00I know the other girls may view me as the bottom bitch, but, you know, I'm not scared
01:04to send a bitch home.
01:05I've sent three home, and I will keep sending more home until I get my crown.
01:08Congratulations, Miss Anya Nur.
01:10Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:12You are now the sole member of the Three Wins Club.
01:15The Three Wins Club.
01:16What can I say?
01:17What can you say?
01:19I don't want these girls to think that I'm feeling all high and mighty and cocky.
01:23No, no, no, no, no.
01:24The key to success is you can't let them know how you're feeling, especially when it comes
01:29to winning and losing.
01:30You can't let them see those type of weaknesses.
01:32When Ru asked us who should go home, what was going on in my head was, do I give the
01:38fake answer, which is sending home my biggest threat?
01:43I would say Suzy Toot.
01:44Suzy Toot.
01:45Suzy Toot.
01:46I'd like to knock Suzy Toot out of the top spot any day.
01:49Lydia is in the bottom of the competition right now.
01:53The whole game is sending home the weakest person.
01:56So when someone asks us who should go home, in my head, it's the weakest person.
02:01They just said, who do you think should send home?
02:02That's the answer to the question, who do you want to go home?
02:04The answer to the question, who should go home?
02:06Who do you think?
02:07You should have gone home because you're weak.
02:09Bitch, you had a fucked up lace and you should have gone home to your point.
02:12Like that lace was shit.
02:13Y'all are defending that because y'all didn't answer the question.
02:16No, no, no.
02:18I'm sitting over here.
02:19The real bitches sit over on the left.
02:21I think this is a cop out.
02:22I mean, what is this?
02:23All Stars?
02:24Like the best girl is not going to go home.
02:26We all are threatened by Suzy's popularity with the judges.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Even though some of the runways are up.
02:33Soak it up, Suzy.
02:34Soak it up.
02:35So we're like, send the bitch home.
02:36So what you are saying is you wanted to tell RuPaul, Suzy's doing the best and she should win.
02:42Why are you overthinking it?
02:43They asked us who should go home.
02:44We said you.
02:45That's it.
02:46That was the question.
02:47That was the answer.
02:48You are overthinking this.
02:49I don't want to be mad about it because I guess they're complimenting me in front of RuPaul.
02:54But it's like one or two people is a compliment.
02:57Four people is a conspiracy.
03:00I'm not even the front runner anymore.
03:02You all know our hatred comes from love.
03:04I do.
03:05Now that Arrietty's gone, I believe that.
03:07Love you, sister.
03:12The numbers are getting so low at this point.
03:14It's every woman for themself.
03:16Oh God.
03:17Anything can happen.
03:18But I ain't lip syncing and that's against my religion.
03:21Cut to.
03:22Cut to.
03:23Bitch, you ain't gonna cut to shit.
03:25Okay?
03:26Cut to me winning.
03:27Honey.
03:32It's a new day in the workroom and right now the bus is still running and I'm riding it straight into the workroom.
03:37Is the scooter still running?
03:39Lana and Jules are coming in with this little rinky-dink car situation.
03:42Bitch, I'm pulling up behind them in the Corvette.
03:44They think that's gonna work in the race.
03:46No ma'am.
03:47No ham.
03:48No turkey or cheese.
03:49Hello, hello, hello.
03:50Oh.
03:51Oh my God.
03:52Don't hurt them, Ru.
03:54You know, Drag Race is a sisterhood.
03:57You love like sisters.
03:58You fight like sisters.
04:00And then you make up and do it all over again.
04:03So now I want you to pair up with the queen that gets you the most.
04:07Ooh.
04:09Any pair?
04:10Any pair is what we decide.
04:11You sure?
04:12Yes.
04:13Okay.
04:14Let's do it.
04:15Lexi is definitely the girl I'm closest to here.
04:18I'm confused why she chose Anya and not me, but I'm pissed.
04:22I know Sam's not gonna like this and I feel bad, but if I'm associating myself with the
04:26person that has the best scores and I do well, I will automatically do well.
04:30So for today's mini challenge, in pairs, you need to fill in the blanks as you write each
04:36other's Drag Race bios.
04:40In the end, the one queen that writes the most sickening bio wins.
04:45You've got 15 minutes.
04:47Ready?
04:48Set.
04:49Go.
04:50Bio, bio, bio, bio.
04:52It's like a fill in the blank challenge, so you honestly put in there whatever you want.
04:56Girl, I got a good one.
04:58What was her smash game character, Jeffrey Godfrey?
05:01Jeffrey Godfrey.
05:02Gilbert.
05:03Gilbert.
05:04I hate you.
05:05All right, time's up.
05:08Let's hear your bios, starting with Jules Sparkles.
05:12Swap cards with Susie Toot.
05:14Now, Jules, read your bio written by Susie Toot.
05:18I am Jules Sparkles.
05:19I like long walks on the corner, fried piggies, and fierce.
05:23My charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent tastes like fierce.
05:28Now, I don't get fierce.
05:29I get drop dead fierce.
05:31That was fierce.
05:33Up next, Susie Toot reading her bio written by Jules Sparkles.
05:38I am Suzanne Boots.
05:40My ultimate dream is to sing on that show where they trade antiques.
05:45I draw my inspiration from Bette Midler and Ronald McDonald, blending their styles to create
05:52something truly hard to look at.
05:54You're picking out all the flaws that we kind of poke fun at throughout the season.
06:01Good job, Jules.
06:02I am about to launch my own line of canned cocktails.
06:05I'm calling them House of the Great Depression.
06:07And if you stay cerebral, you ain't gotta get cerebral.
06:12And cerebral is spelled wrong.
06:17Lana Jure, reading her bio written by Sam Starr.
06:22I am Lana Jure.
06:24I draw my inspiration from Naomi Campbell and Gumby.
06:27After a long night of lip syncing, I lock myself in the closet and suck my cliffhanger toes.
06:32Fun fact, I can swallow six feet of girthy sausage and still have room for massive amounts of penis and penis.
06:40Sam Starr, read your bio written by Lana Jure.
06:45I grew up in a rundown farm where I learned to fuck like a pro.
06:49Don't tell Joella, but I have more taste in my little lips than she has in her whole head.
06:56My favorite Bible verse is, if you can't love your lips, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else's ass?
07:03Lexi Love, read your bio written by Anya Nerve.
07:09I like long walks on the local dump, fried raccoon, and Gilbert Gottfried.
07:15I draw my inspiration from Niecy Nash and Aunt Jemima.
07:22That Aunt Jemima.
07:24That Aunt Jemima.
07:25Blending their styles with a touch of the culture.
07:30To create something truly blackish.
07:34Blackish.
07:35I could kill Anya on national television in 2025.
07:40Girl!
07:41Woo wee!
07:42Anya Nerve, written by Lexi Love.
07:45I am Corey King.
07:46I draw my inspiration from Ross Matthews and Sam Starr.
07:51Blending their styles with a touch of hot dog water to create something truly repugnant.
07:56Uh-huh.
07:57My ultimate dream is to sit on Sam Smith while wearing a spiky panty made entirely of toenails.
08:04Ugh.
08:05Lexi just wrote whatever the fuck she wanted.
08:08It has nothing to do with Anya.
08:09At all.
08:10If you can't love your taint, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else's haul?
08:14Can I get an amen?
08:16Amen!
08:17Amen!
08:18Sister!
08:19Wow.
08:20You're all a bunch of Shakespeare's.
08:23But one of you is a real McBeast.
08:26The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
08:30Jewel Sparkles.
08:31Oh my god!
08:34Condragulations, you've won a cash tip of $1,000.
08:38Wow!
08:39All right, Ladykins.
08:40Now that we know what your partner has to say about you, it's time to look within.
08:44For this week's maxi-challenge, you need to entertain us with your own personal story.
08:50Ooh!
08:51At the Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent monologue.
08:54Yeah!
08:55The idea of it being monologues is very exciting to me, cause that's what I won in speech and
09:00drama with.
09:01So, I have not exercised this muscle in a while, ladies and gentlemen, but it is a muscle that
09:07I know how to use.
09:08Now this is your chance to reveal yourself using heart and humor.
09:12Oh pit crew!
09:13I'm hot in here now.
09:17Whew!
09:18Now Queens, to help you get your story started, reach into Bruno's pink furry box and pull
09:24out a prompt.
09:25Whatever you say, mother.
09:27First up, Jules.
09:29Out of this world.
09:32A story about something supernatural.
09:35Susie Toot.
09:36Learned that the hard way.
09:38A story about when you lost, but learned a lesson.
09:42I've never lost.
09:43Oh my god.
09:45Lana.
09:46Lost.
09:47A story about a time when you didn't know if you were coming or going.
09:52Oh.
09:53Okay.
09:54Sam Starr.
09:55Triggered bitch.
09:56A story about something that set you off.
09:59This should be easy.
10:00Lexi.
10:01Okay.
10:02Payback's a bitch.
10:03A story about everyone's favorite bitch, karma.
10:06Oh.
10:07On your nerve.
10:08Obsessed!
10:09A story about how an intense obsession took you on a wild ride.
10:14We do love a ride, honey.
10:16And now for the twist.
10:18No.
10:19Is Dwella here?
10:20What do you mean a twist?
10:21In your pairs, while one partner tells their tale orally, the other partner will help
10:28bring that same story to life visually.
10:31Through the indescribable art of interpretive dance.
10:35That's right.
10:38Two queens, one story.
10:41We have to stick with our mini challenge partners for the maxi challenge and I say, oh my god.
10:46Lana is as sweet as apple pie and apple strudel, but she just doesn't really execute in the challenges that well.
10:53Jules Sparkles, since you won the mini challenge.
10:56Oh god.
10:57You get to assign the order.
10:58Oh god.
10:59I don't even want to look.
11:03Jules get to pick the order.
11:05Hold your breath, America.
11:07The girls is about to get tight again.
11:10Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
11:14And I got the number one.
11:19Come on, bitch.
11:20This week's maxi challenge is the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent monologues.
11:26This is the best team.
11:27I think this is the fucking dream team.
11:29We both dance.
11:30We're both funny and expressive.
11:31We are.
11:32And I know that you want this win exactly as bad as I do.
11:34Bitch, I need this win.
11:35I was a front runner.
11:36I cannot let Anya remain the front runner.
11:38I don't know if this is going to be judged as a group or as individuals, but Susie and I are definitely treating this like a group challenge.
11:44I got learned that the hard way.
11:45I like that prompt.
11:46It's like a time where I have lost.
11:48So one time I did a spelling bee and I was literally like, I'm the only one.
11:53I'm the best at spelling.
11:54No one can take me down.
11:55And I lost so fiercely because I was too confident.
11:58That is the most easy thing I've ever heard.
11:59I know, exactly.
12:00I was also going to go in a challenging direction.
12:02Out of This World was basically like a ghost story.
12:04I don't really have a lot of ghost stories, but I do remember when I was little.
12:07I knew that boys weren't supposed to play with dolls and stuff.
12:09So I thought I was possessed by a ghost telling me to do these things that I wasn't supposed to do.
12:13I think it's a great direction.
12:14I'm just so happy to be working with Jules.
12:16After the first week here, when we were in the top two, there was an immediate connection that has stayed through.
12:22And now that Lydia's gone, Jules is my person here.
12:25Yes, bitch.
12:26Any initial thoughts of being triggered?
12:27I'm triggered daily.
12:28Like last week?
12:29Yeah, so it's going to be hard for me to choose, you know?
12:32I'm just trying to think what's going to be easily translated through movement, you know?
12:35Yeah.
12:36Like something really physical, funny, but also with a good message.
12:39I do enjoy writing.
12:41And coming off of the Truman Capote theme challenge, I'm feeling very inspired to tap into my author-ness.
12:48Author-ness?
12:50Author vibes.
12:52So, do you have any initial inspirations?
12:55You know, I've been lost a lot of times in my life.
12:58Literally and figuratively so.
12:59I want to go to my parents, being super religious and conservative and strict.
13:03My dad being a religious black man and my mom being a religious Caribbean woman.
13:07They didn't necessarily live for the queerness that I had growing up as a child.
13:13I have like seven siblings.
13:14Shut up!
13:15I'm like the middle...
13:16Are you like a typical middle child?
13:17Yes.
13:18Middle child-centrum booze…
13:19Yeah, I was always striving for attention and never felt like I was getting that validation ever because I wasn't a child
13:24They've dreamed of having I love my parents and they've come a very long way
13:28But it was very very difficult little Lana was very terrified growing up because of that always felt like I was
13:34Isolated growing up which you can only imagine how difficult it is to feel isolated in the house
13:38But it's like 12 people. I feel like I was the worst in the room for the entirety of my life
13:42So like now even though I am fab I still feel like I'm the worst in the room because that's how I was raised
13:46Go stop it. Lana, please girl. This has got to be the week that you snap out of it and show them your superstar because if not we're in danger, bitch
13:55Do you have any plans or paybacks of it? Girl, this is a hard
14:02Karma, like I'm a girl. Yeah, a lot of my karma stories are like kind of like really serious and I don't want to go too serious
14:07Yeah, I'm gonna have to find something that's
14:10Light-hearted, you know what I mean? I have had some crazy paybacks a bitch stories in my life
14:15But finding one that is gonna be appropriate might have its complications
14:21What about your topic? Oops
14:22Obsessed. There was one point where I was really obsessed with being vegan because I didn't go like regular vegan
14:27I went like spiritual vegan like spiritual bath
14:29I don't even know what that is
14:30You would sleep in all white. You would like take spiritual baths. It was like veganism, but like also like
14:35Occult
14:36Kind of
14:37Sickening
14:38I just seems very nonplussed by any of it and very laid-back and I'm somebody that as soon as you I get the challenge
14:44I kind of get into like a
14:46What am I gonna do? Hmm
14:48Goodness paybacks
14:49God, that's hard
14:52What would I do, huh?
14:55For the most part is really nice working with Lexi
14:57But the only thing is I see her kind of looking around and looking what other people doing
15:02So I hope that she doesn't let that saboteur
15:05Get in her head
15:07If we can both find really good
15:08Uh-uh, don't listen to me
15:10Y'all picked each other so
15:12Y'all should have ideas
15:13No, we not trying to spill
15:14But I think y'all can relate
15:16Y'all are like from the same generation
15:18I hope the bones can move when you're dancing
15:20And we know each other very well
15:21Lexi was scared about being overshadowed by Susie
15:24And I'm wondering, girl, should you be worried about being overshadowed by Anya?
15:27Because she is the clear frontrunner
15:29And I know how easily Lexi can get into her head
15:32So I'm like, girl, why didn't you fucking choose me?
15:36I'm so gagged that you get to choose the order again
15:38Last time I did the orders, I made a lot of people upset
15:41Girl
15:42I didn't mean to make you get in your head about this
15:44Well, you did
15:45And so this time, I'm thinking of also making a lot of people upset
15:49I think we should go first
15:51I was thinking similarly
15:52I think we should go first
15:53And set these girls up
15:55To film
15:56And we like cannot let Anya get a fourth one
15:59Fuck that bitch, no
16:00No, ma'am
16:01Oh my god, can you imagine if I go first
16:02You go second, Lexi goes first
16:05Wait, if they tell us what they want
16:07Should we just do the opposite?
16:08Oh my god, they're gonna hate me so much
16:10But at this point
16:12It doesn't matter
16:13We'll see, we'll see, we'll see
16:15And y'all are mighty quiet
16:16What's going on over here?
16:17We're minding our own business
16:18Trying to figure out how to set y'all up
16:19With this order
16:20Oh, so you, Susie, you decide the order?
16:22Jules and I are on the same page
16:24So it doesn't matter
16:25I will fight you, Jules
16:27Over this lineup, girl
16:29If you even think of pulling a stunt today
16:31Stunt, stun, stun
16:37All right, girl, gather round divas
16:39It's about time for me to decide the order
16:41For the challenge
16:42And the little Ariati on my shoulder is telling me
16:44Fuck these girls up
16:45And then the little Lana Jure on my other shoulder is like
16:48No, girl
16:49Make everyone happy
16:51We want to go in the first group
16:52Yeah, cool
16:53But we want to know what you guys want to do
16:56Last time I felt very responsible
16:58For people's undoings
17:00This time around
17:01I want people to feel responsible
17:02For their own undoings
17:03Um
17:08I mean, if last is in the air, we'll go last
17:10Okay, so you guys want to go in the middle?
17:11Period
17:11Cool
17:12All right, perfect
17:13So it's going to be Susie, Jules, Anya, Lexi, Sam, and Lana
17:17God, that's so far away from Susie
17:19How nice of you, Jules
17:20See, I've turned and you leave
17:22I've turned and you leave
17:23Susie did not feel the kickback
17:25From me setting up the girls
17:26The way I did on the roast
17:28And so
17:29I know we talked about being strategic
17:30But
17:31That's all behind me
17:33Well, let's get rehearsing
17:34Yeah, let's get rehearsing with me
17:37There's Susie 5,000, Sonny
17:39Girl
17:40Ow
17:43Are y'all warmed up?
17:44Y'all be just ready to dance
17:46Now we have to start choreographing our dances for the cunt monologues
17:50Luckily, I have figured out my story
17:52I'm pretty much set on the idea of this being about like a social media interaction that I had
17:58Seconds seemed like hours
18:00Mary grew what I can only explain as
18:02A wild hair up her ass
18:05Honestly, I'm not really understanding Lexi's story
18:08I'm gonna be for real I don't know what's going on
18:10Externally
18:11So my goal is to just listen to those action words
18:15And I'm gonna dance my butt off for my girls
18:17And that's the most comforting feeling of all
18:19Yes
18:20Thank you
18:21Every night that passed
18:25So look at me
18:26Every night that passed
18:27My need for my father's approval grew stronger and stronger
18:29Okay
18:30A three letter word
18:31And this I want to be
18:32So I can do a three letter word
18:33Well, I want it to be a three letter word
18:34Whoosh
18:35Okay
18:36Do you spin better on your left or right?
18:37I don't know
18:38Because I would love it to be a single spin and then a double
18:40So these two wants to be Jamal Simms all of a sudden
18:42And I'm like bitch, relax
18:43Let the first one be dancerly
18:45Uh-huh
18:46And then the second one can be
18:47Whoa
18:48Whoa
18:49Ah
18:50Actually, no, never mind
18:51I like that
18:52I think the anguish in the body is chaotic
18:55This is interpretive dance
18:57It doesn't need to be super clean
18:58Take it slow
18:59Do that slower
19:01Fucking bitch
19:02I can tell that Suzy really wants it
19:06The only thing I'm worried about is
19:07I don't think she's remembering
19:08She's losing the fun
19:09Yeah
19:10Like she's so serious
19:11Like it looks like she has never seen an interpretive dance in her life
19:14Interpretive dance is the flow
19:16It's like a feeling
19:18Yeah
19:18You want to make people feel your feelings
19:20That you're emoting
19:21All I see is like
19:22Cheesy, yeah
19:23There's no feeling
19:24Faceless
19:26What do you think the odds are that we see a Suzy 2 lip sync?
19:30I'm dying
19:31Here we go
19:32Picture this
19:33You're lost in a certain place
19:34Lana's prompt is lost
19:36Bitch, I am lost
19:37So it's like I'm going through a maze
19:39And trying to find my way out of a maze
19:41She gave me a lantern
19:42Work
19:44Filled with twists, turns, ups, downs, lefts, and not a lot of right
19:50I'm a little concerned that Sam may not tell my story the best with her dancing
19:54Like I don't want you to fuck up my story
19:56Because then I'm going to be fucked up and be in the bottom
19:57And I can't risk being in the bottom again
19:59So bitch, get it together
20:01Are you comfortable and or interested in adding some sort of like funny line in this opening?
20:05Why?
20:06I'm just trying to think of like some way to make it funny
20:07Because like if it's like a funny joke I'll have like more guidance
20:10Yeah
20:11Like right now it's like
20:15Where's a place someone gets lost that's funny?
20:21You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink
20:23And if they don't want to drink they're going to drown
20:25Or not drown
20:26What's it called?
20:27When you don't have enough water?
20:29Uh, dehydrate
20:30They're going to dehydrate and fall over like a fainting goat
20:33Shout out to Lydian
20:35We're going to workshop it
20:37If we're judged as a team I'm fucked bitch
20:39Oh God
20:44Time to become beautiful
20:46Women
20:47It's time for us to get in drag for our charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent
20:50Monologues
20:52Plus interpretive dance
20:53Are you excited Miss Love?
20:54Yes, I am
20:55I think this is going to go real well
20:57This is a weird feeling
20:59But I'm feeling so confident
21:01Me and Anya are kind of in the same mindset
21:03We just want it to be fun
21:05So that makes me feel a lot better
21:07Everything feels right in this moment for a win
21:10This is my first time getting ready in a different station
21:13And if one of us gets ready early
21:15Like just take the script and like
21:16Keep working like that
21:17Keep working like that
21:18The tension is a little high
21:19Everyone is shaken just a little bit
21:21Because this is a challenge that decides
21:23Who is going into the top five
21:26On these topics that we got today
21:27Does anyone have any interesting topics
21:30They want to share with the class?
21:32Mine was triggered
21:33Has anyone ever been triggered?
21:35I was triggered today
21:36When I had to pick the order again
21:37Ha ha ha
21:38Has anybody been triggered by someone
21:40Other than Susie Toot in this competition?
21:42Susie Toot is Lexi's trigger
21:43Susie, what triggers you?
21:45What triggers me?
21:46I don't know
21:47I think like topics around alcoholism
21:51Like that's just something that I've experienced in my family
21:54We all have our baggage
21:55We all have our baggage
21:57We all have our shit
21:58And that just happens to be something that
22:02Was a not so great part of my life growing up
22:06I can joke about anything
22:07But there are certain things where, you know, things get brought up
22:10And it brings up memories
22:11And it brings up shit that goes down
22:12Totally
22:13Susie opens up about having addiction running in her family
22:18And as someone who has had addiction running in my family
22:21I understand how painful that is
22:23So I think that that must be part of the reason why she's very guarded with her heart and her emotions
22:28As much as I hate to admit it, Susie might not be that horrible
22:36Question for Lana
22:37Yes
22:38I overheard the other day you talking about how you used to be a clown
22:40Is that true?
22:41That is actually a real story
22:42My first job in New York City, I was a professional clown
22:45Bitch, that's such an advantage for this challenge
22:47Woo!
22:48Wow
22:49Bitch, I'm thinking of a mime
22:51You're thinking of a mime
22:52Oh my god
22:53I did do miming in church when I was growing up
22:55In church?
22:56Yeah
22:57Yeah
22:58Have you been to a black church before?
22:59Uh-uh
23:00Remind me, it's like praise dancing
23:01Come on!
23:02Come on!
23:03It's like they interpret what the song is doing
23:04So praise dancing is a type of worship
23:06It's basically where you lip-sync to a gospel song
23:08And you just perform and interpret a dance
23:10The song and the words that they're saying
23:12Lana, can you give us an example, please?
23:14Where's the gospel music?
23:15Amazing grace
23:19How sweet the sound
23:24That saved a ranch like me
23:30Hey!
23:31I think you are
23:32Yes!
23:33I never thought that Lana would be the one to help me bring these girls to church, child
23:37Can I get an amen?
23:39I used to do pantomimes too
23:40I used to do pantomime competitions in high school
23:42Really?
23:43I was a pantomime girl, yes
23:45Pantomime is just like miming
23:46But you kind of come up with like
23:47Like when you're doing a drag mix
23:49But it's just sound
23:50So there's no words
23:51Oh
23:52Show us something
23:53Show us
23:54Give me some sounds
23:55E-er
23:56E-er
23:57E-er
23:58E-er
23:59E-er
24:00E-er
24:01E-er
24:02E-er
24:03E-er
24:04E-er
24:05What kind of homeschool shit was that?
24:10Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
24:12Michelle Vassage
24:13Now, have you ever done any interpretive dancing?
24:16Does pole dancing count?
24:18Absolutely
24:19Then yes
24:20The fabulous T.S. Madison
24:24Now, how would you describe your life story in just three words?
24:27Now, Ru, I would say step your pussy up
24:29Honey, but that's your story
24:31Mine is 22 inch weave, yes
24:35I lost count on how many words that is
24:39And welcome the Emmy award-winning comedian Gerard Carmichael
24:43Now, Gerard, what's the secret to good storytelling?
24:46Easy, Ru, just be mad at your dad
24:48But I am your father
24:52Why are you so mad at me?
24:53I was wrong
24:56Welcome, my darling
24:57Thank you
24:58This week we challenged our queens to take us on a journey
25:01In the Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent monologues
25:05And tonight on the runway category is
25:07Ugliest Dress Ever
25:09Racers, start your engines
25:11And may the best drag queen win
25:15The Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent monologues
25:17Are made possible by contributions to your local drag race station
25:22From twisted viewers like you
25:25Up first, Susie Toot in Learn That The Hard Way
25:29With an interpretive dance by Jules Sparkles
25:32Allow me to take you back
25:34Long, long ago
25:36The year was 2007
25:38I was a plucky third grader ready to take on the world
25:41I was effeminate
25:43Bizarre
25:44Everything my conservative father hoped I would not be
25:47Every night that passed the need for my father's approval grew stronger and stronger
25:52So strong, so strong I could hardly stand it
25:55This particular day
25:57The morning announcements brought news of a school-wide spelling bee
26:00Students will compete in the cafetorium in front of their parents for the grand prize
26:05A $50 chain restaurant gift card
26:08This was my chance
26:09I could spell the house down
26:11Elephant
26:12European
26:13Ambidextrous
26:15There was not a word I couldn't spell
26:19Except for the one word I longed most to piece together
26:22Approval
26:23A number is placed on my chest and I walk to the podium
26:27I steal a glance at my father in the audience
26:30Vice Principal Hancock leans into the microphone to give me my first word
26:35Air
26:36Air
26:37What do I look like, a second grader?
26:40Nevertheless, in answer to your pathetic query, I respond thusly
26:44Air
26:45A-E-R
26:50I am escorted off stage in abject misery
26:53The $50 chain restaurant gift card slips through my fingers
26:57I sit down next to my father, my head buried in shame
27:01My dad puts his hand on my shoulder and says
27:04Good job
27:05I'm proud of you
27:07Tears flood my eyes as I realized I had put the weight of the world
27:11On my tiny shoulders for no reason at all
27:14The thing I wanted to win the most I had already won
27:17I might have lost, miserably
27:21But tonight I return home a winner
27:24W-I-N-N-O-R
27:27Up next, Jules Sparkles in Out of This World
27:37Growing up, my best friend was a ghost
27:39And no, I'm not a medium
27:41And no, I can't talk to your grandmother
27:43My little ghost is the only ghost I've ever known
27:46She appeared in my life when I was about five years old
27:48My little ghost and I were inseparable
27:50She became the friend I wanted and the comfort I needed
27:53My favorite game to play with her was hide and seek
27:56Damn, that bitch is hard to find
27:58She encouraged me to be as me as possible
28:01She knew how badly I wanted a princess lunchbox
28:03And she dared me to go ask for one
28:05And I got it
28:06She knew how badly I wanted a Barbie doll
28:08So she dared me to go ask for one
28:10And I got it
28:11The things that she dared me to do
28:13Were the things that made me the happiest
28:15But also, what I got teased for the most
28:17Jules and Susie are good
28:21They're performing well
28:22But there's not enough drag in it
28:24And I'm also kind of bored
28:26She haunted me throughout all of high school
28:28Trying to convince me to crush on boys
28:31And wear makeup
28:32And even put on girls' clothes
28:34I felt hard to silence her
28:35But the more I tried, the louder she got
28:37And that bossy bitch never gave up
28:39When I was 17, she dared me to get in drag
28:43So I had to give in
28:45I stole makeup and a wig from my theater department
28:48At school
28:49And when I got home
28:50I waited until 3am
28:51To lock myself in the bathroom
28:53I accepted the dare
28:55In that moment
28:56What I saw in the mirror changed my life
28:58My little ghost revealed herself to me
29:00As a powerful queen
29:01And for the first time
29:02She told me her name
29:04Jules
29:09Next up, Anya Nerve
29:10In Obsessed
29:12On May 26th
29:14I turned 25 years old
29:16And though I was looking finger licking good
29:18On the outside
29:19I could barely run up a flight of steps
29:21Without huffing and puffing
29:23So a light bulb went on
29:25And I knew it was time to make a change
29:27I said bitch, we are going vegan
29:30Raw vegan
29:31Lexi
29:33She is a long stick of lettuce
29:35Doing her thing
29:36And she's doing a really good job
29:38I went full tilt raw vegan
29:41No cooked food
29:42No seasoning
29:43Almonds and grapefruits
29:45Prunes
29:4685 ounces of water a day
29:48And spinach
29:49To help me shit
29:50I was feeling good
29:54Looking good
29:55And I wanted everybody to hear about my new vegan lifestyle
29:58But as my drag career took off
30:00I spent nights at the bar
30:01Until wee hours of the morning
30:03With zero places to cater to my veganism
30:05That's where the story takes a dark turn
30:10It started with fast food
30:12Just a little bean burrito
30:14Then I added a little cheese and sour cream here and there
30:17Ooh!
30:18But one lonely, hungry night
30:21I ate a chicken wing
30:23And not just one
30:24I had a dozen chicken wings, bitch
30:26And they were so good
30:28It was a sensory explosion in every bite
30:33I have no clue what Lexi is doing behind me
30:35But Ru is cackling and I love it
30:38I was a closeted meat eater
30:41A girl just wanted a chicken wing
30:44One day I had to come out the closet
30:47I stand here today
30:49Thick, juicy, and a proud meat eater
30:53And there was nothing left on the bones
30:56I think I want to go vegan now
31:02Next, Lexi Love in Payback's a Bitch
31:07Deep down, I've always felt transgender
31:10Externally, it's only been three years
31:13Being from beautiful, yet backwards Kentucky
31:16I only have a few trans friends
31:19At 33 years old, masculine features were what I feared the most
31:23Which is why I was gagged when a friend of mine
31:27Let's call her Mary
31:29Made a choice that I would make her regret
31:31Mary and I loved each other deeply
31:35Passion without penetration
31:37Unfortunately, Mary grew what I can only explain as
31:42A wild hair up her ass
31:45And destroyed our relationship on the world stage
31:48Social media
31:50I posted a picture where I felt my most gorgeous
31:55And she tore me a new one
31:57Making fun of ever so slight masculine features
32:01And every ounce of confidence I had poured out of my body like water
32:06I wanted to clap back
32:08But the universe told me not to
32:11Anya
32:12Now I'm not gonna sit here and say it's not entertaining
32:14Anya is fucking funny
32:16Yay, Anya
32:18I decided I would meet Mary and make her pay for hurting me
32:23She stood before me
32:24I was ready to make her feel the way I did
32:27Sad
32:28Lonely
32:29Betrayed
32:31The air was hot with tension
32:33And in the moment I stopped
32:36While I wanted to react and fight back
32:39I couldn't help but to think like Jojo Siwa says
32:42Karma's a bitch
32:44But I don't have to be
32:46And that is the most empowering feeling of all
32:53Up next, Sam Starr in Triggered
32:56Triggered
32:57Picture it
32:58Leeds, Alabama
33:00Population 800 straight people
33:02And one gay
33:03That was me
33:05It's my senior year
33:07And I finally no longer felt like an outcast
33:09And as varsity cheer captain
33:11It only made sense for me to run for homecoming king, right?
33:14I rushed into school with my stunningly crafted campaign posters
33:18All featuring one of my favorite things in the whole world
33:21My head shots
33:23I plastered them in every hallway, classroom, and bathroom stall I could find
33:29The next morning, I sashayed my way into the front doors of school and then
33:33Bam!
33:35My beautifully constructed homecoming king posters had been attacked
33:39A red marker had slashed through my hard work and written
33:43Vote Sam for homecoming queen
33:47I immediately started crying and ran to the bathroom
33:50Trying to convince myself this was all just a bad dream
33:53But then right there, sitting on a toilet literally
33:56I had an epiphany
33:58You know, as rude and as hateful as those people were
34:01They were right
34:03I mean, I'd always dreamed of batting my eyelashes instead of a damn baseball bat
34:08Little did those rednecks know, they lit a fire inside me
34:11Not that I needed any help, considering they were all calling me a flamer
34:15But, in that moment, I realized, girl, forget that silly homecoming crown
34:20I knew that somewhere out there, there's a much bigger and better crown waiting for me
34:24Thank you
34:29Next, Lana Sharae in Lost
34:32Picture this, you're lost in a maze
34:34An extremely dark, scary, and uncertain place
34:37Filled with twists, turns, ups, downs, lefts, and not a lot right
34:43Bitch, where am I?
34:45Well, the maze is this little thing we call the world
34:47And that darkness, baby, that was my life
34:49For 18 years before I found my light
34:51Honestly, I never thought I felt like I belonged in this world
34:54Because, from such a young age, I was met with so much opposition
34:58Turns out, two black, strictly conservative, religious parents
35:01Weren't too keen on raising a fruity child
35:04They'd say, men are supposed to be strong
35:06Men don't do that
35:08Be more like your brother
35:09Be less like your sister
35:12I don't know what this little awkward dance is, baby girl
35:15But this is not Sam Starr in this moment
35:17Year after year, these words would consume me
35:20And I began to hate everything that made me special
35:22My femininity, my creativity, my queerness, and even these beautiful toothpick legs
35:28Everything that made me, me
35:31My mind transformed from this loving, colorful paradise
35:34Into a place full of hatred and darkness
35:36That is, until I found the light
35:38And that light was the art form of drag
35:40Everything this crude world despised about me
35:42The world of drag loved
35:43Drag was my light
35:45In this dark place, filled with twists, turns, ups, downs, lefts
35:50I finally found something that felt right
35:53I was no longer lost in the maze
35:55Thanks to drag, now I know where I'm going
35:58And I can't wait to see where it takes me
35:59To commemorate ten years of the ugliest dress ever
36:13Category is ugliest dress ever
36:16Up first, Suzy Toot
36:18Beep beep!
36:20That's not a toot, that's a boot
36:22This is the full camp side of Suzy Toot
36:25It's tacky, it's disgusting
36:28I have tinsel hanging from my arms to completely obscure the horrible silhouette
36:33I am a Christmas angel here to bless you with my hideousness
36:36All I wanted was cha-cha heels
36:39Jewels sparkles
36:42Brace yourself
36:44This look is a recreation of my mom's 1980s prom dress
36:47She got this dress done by the only dressmaker in Puerto Rico
36:51But when she got to the prom, there was ten other girls in the same dress
36:56The same ugly dress
36:58Retainer?
37:00I don't even know her
37:02On your nerve
37:04What you talking about, jive turkey?
37:08Gobble, gobble, bitch
37:10To me, the turkey is one of the most regal but ugliest birds on this planet
37:16I got these turkey feet coming all the way up to my thighs
37:20And this headpiece is stoned to the gods
37:23Now that you can eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat
37:26Honey, she's dancing to the beat of her own drumstick
37:29Lexi Love
37:31Ooh, it's tool time with Lexi Love
37:34I am modeling ugliness in a fabulous way
37:38I have taken over a hundred tutus and hand sewn them onto this garment
37:45This dress is heavy as fuck
37:47This is just polyester and petroleum just coating my body
37:52There is not a single breath of air that can get through this thing
37:55Somewhere there's a ballet recital with naked dancers
37:58I pity the tool
38:00Samstar, talk about a splitting headache
38:04I hate blood, it makes me queasy, I don't like red meat
38:06Like who would want to wear a dress made out of meat with like intestines and things hanging off
38:11I'm giving you ugly faces, you know, I'm like channeling my Lydia butthole Collins
38:16I'm feeling ugly, bitch
38:18Up next on Botched, bitches get stitches
38:22Lana Geray
38:24That damn pocket dress is making a comeback
38:25America, this is the dress
38:28Worn by the iconic Candy Muse on season 13 of Drag Race
38:31I find this show is at Lana's core, she's a drag fan
38:34This is just a way to showcase how connected I am to the show
38:36Candy, I am so sorry you have to relive your trauma
38:39But I'm sorry not sorry
38:41Lana Geray is sitting alone in the VIP
38:43That is ugly
38:45U-G-L-Y
38:46You ain't got no alibi
38:48Welcome queens, now it's time for the judges critique
38:52First up, beep beep Susie 2
38:55I enjoyed your story, I thought it was fun and you performed it beautifully
39:00I really felt absorbed that you wanted acceptance from your father
39:05I was moved by it
39:06Now, in the dance, I was disappointed
39:09I wanted to just see more facial and I wanted to be dragged up more
39:13I just thought that the dance was a little too earnest
39:16You know, this is a drag competition
39:18And Ernest ain't got no business around here
39:20As far as the ugliest dress, it's like Christmas time at an orphanage
39:24So it's ugly and sad
39:26It's horrible
39:30Up next, Jules Sparkles
39:32Out of this world, you had a very sweet ghost story
39:34I think you struggled a little bit with the telling
39:37But I appreciated the way you kind of kept on and got through it
39:40I could have used a little bit more of that drag aesthetic
39:43That sort of twisted thing, it was very sweet, the story
39:45Jules
39:47But I think where you really shined was the dance
39:49You did go wacky, you went all the way
39:51And this to me is not ugly, this is the 80s
39:54This is something we absolutely wore
39:56Not only did we wear it, we paid money for it that we had to earn at the mall
39:59At the mall
40:01It's ugly, but you still look cute in it
40:04Mm-hmm, I gotta agree
40:06Like I would not turn away if you were my prom date
40:08Thanks
40:12Yeah, sorry
40:14Are y'all ready for a jive, Cherokee?
40:17Gobble, gobble
40:19Having been vegan for a very long time and dabbled in the raw veganism
40:22I really enjoyed it, I thought it was really funny
40:24And you know how to deliver
40:26To help me shit
40:28I could listen to you talk all day about anything, you're so charismatic
40:31Then, when you interpreted Lexi's story, you were in it, you brought her story to life
40:36You two worked very well together
40:38And this outfit is a continuation of that chicken wing story
40:43Honey, and this shit is idiot
40:46And it's making me think of every ugly cock I've seen in my life
40:52Up next, Lexi love
40:56I really appreciate a certain lines in your story, like passion without penetration
41:01I love when something memorable sticks out
41:03But the best part of the whole night tonight
41:07Was your interpretive dance
41:09Me?
41:10Yeah, you put your whole self into it
41:13It was so stupid
41:15Oh bitch, you gave it
41:17You gave that
41:18And this dress is very ugly
41:21It reminds me of the Princess and the Pea
41:22You look like a thrift store exploded
41:24Yes!
41:25Or one of those toilet paper cozies
41:27That
41:28I just connected with you
41:30Tonight
41:31To have another person who talks about them being trans on the inside on a major stage like RuPaul's Drag Race
41:36To tell the struggles of that
41:38I was so deeply moved
41:39I'm so glad that you did that
41:41And there's so many trans people around the world who are voiceless
41:45That live through other trans people that occupy large spaces
41:48And I'm glad that you told that story
41:49Thank you
41:50I'd like to tell you thank yous
41:52Up next, Sam Starr
41:54I love the idea of prom king into prom queen
41:57I just think that's really sweet
41:58And you grew up in a very small town
41:59So I thought it was cute
42:00Spoke very eloquently
42:01It was such an interesting story
42:03But I wanted to laugh more
42:05I think because that turn could have been much funnier than it was
42:08I really would have loved for you to interpret your scene partner's story better
42:14So that I could have resonated with her
42:15It lacked comedic lunacy
42:18For this challenge, you have to be willing to act a fool
42:21To be a complete idiot
42:23And I know that's hard for you, Sam
42:25This look tonight is the opposite of ugly
42:30This is absolutely gorgeous
42:32It really is beautiful
42:34Great silhouette, beautifully made
42:36I understand why you would think it's ugly
42:38You look like the inside of the Statue of Liberty
42:43Up next, Lana Geray
42:45In the iconic Candy Muse pocket dress
42:48May I speak to your dress?
42:50Yes, of course
42:52You sure live the...
42:55I definitely related to your story the most
42:58Be less like your sister
43:00This challenge of masculinity versus femininity
43:02Trying to be a man for your family
43:05But also accept who you are
43:06It's a story that I've only recently accepted about myself
43:09What was missing for me from you, Lana
43:10Was a connection to the words
43:12Bitch, where am I?
43:13I felt like you were just kind of saying it
43:16The story you told was heartfelt
43:17There just wasn't enough heart in it
43:19Because I felt you rushing through it
43:20Now, you interpreted Sam's story better than you told your story
43:25Sam was talking about coming out
43:28I saw it when you were acting it out
43:30I think you were trying to really let yourself go
43:32We know what we've been trying to push you in this competition to do
43:34And I think you really gave it a good college try there
43:38Thank you
43:40Thank you Queens, I think we've heard enough
43:42While you untuck backstage
43:43The judges and I will deliberate
43:46All right, now just between us girlfriends
43:49What do you think?
43:50Starting with...
43:51Susie Toot
43:52We knew Susie Toot was going to be great with her monologue
43:54And she was, she was fantastic, funny, charming
43:57Now, her interpretive dance was a fool
44:00It could have been more, like she's a drag queen
44:02Give it more, more, more
44:03I thought that she could have gone more Marcel Marceau
44:06Carabonnette show funny with her dance interpretation
44:09And let's talk about Jules
44:11I thought the monologue was better written than performed
44:14She has a cadence to her voice that is sort of like a child's sing-songy thing
44:18I got it!
44:19And that's where the authenticity was sort of lost
44:22But I enjoyed her dance
44:23Because she was willing to make a fool out of herself
44:26I'm sorry, this dress was not ugly
44:28It was 1982
44:30But it was not ugly, putting some fake braces on does not an ugly dress make
44:33Anya Nerve
44:35Anya Nerve knows how to orate
44:37Okay, and she ate
44:39I could not take my eyes off of her
44:41Which was not easy because Lexi was acting a damn fool next to her
44:45So it was literally bouncing back and forth, it was like a tennis match
44:48And the dance was wild and out there
44:51The only thing missing from the dance was the running man
44:54Lexi Love
44:57Lexi told a story that was really powerful, really meaningful
45:01But I did get lost at the end because I was waiting on the karma to come around
45:04Like where is the karma? Like who got it?
45:07But she more than made up for it in that ridiculous interpretive dance
45:10That was on the level of comedy that I expect from SNL
45:14Samstar
45:16All the way to her interpretive dance, she disappointed me
45:19I think she was so scared of not revering the story that it made her go too earnest
45:25It was just too serious
45:27I could say the same thing about the story, the dance, and the dress
45:30I wish she was less afraid, I could smell the fear
45:33The runway, I'm gonna say what the southerners say, bless her heart
45:37If she thinks that's of it
45:38That was high fashion to me
45:40It was
45:42Lana's monologue lacked connection
45:45It's such an impactful story that could help so many kids know that they're not alone
45:49And it just went like devoid of emotion
45:53Lana felt way more free in the dance
45:55We have more connection to her interpreting someone else's story
45:59Now I will tell you a story about that dress
46:01Honey, that dress was ugly
46:03I just wish her dress was actually more original
46:06I mean, a few weeks ago she wore an outfit that Naomi Campbell wore on the runway
46:10But she did it verbatim
46:12Now, on this stage, if you're gonna do something verbatim
46:14You need to stick about a hundred thousand rhinestones on it
46:19To make it drag-worthy
46:21All right, silence, I have made my decision
46:24Bring back my girls
46:26Welcome back queens, I've made some decisions
46:29On your nerve, Lexi Love
46:33Together, you jive turkeys made ugly, beautiful art
46:38But best of all, you weren't afraid to make big tools of yourselves
46:43Conjaculation, you are both winners of this week's challenge
46:48Yes!
46:50Yes!
46:52See, Lexi?
46:53See what happened when you shit on that inner saboteur bitch?
46:55We won! Yes!
46:58You will split a cash tip of $5,000
47:02Yes!
47:03You may step to the back of the stage
47:04Thank you
47:06Thank you!
47:07I won my second one!
47:09Oh!
47:10Listen for you hoes
47:14Suzy Toot
47:16Jules Sparkles
47:18Overall, your performances were a spelling B minus
47:23You are both S-A-F safe
47:30Thank you so much
47:32You may join the other girls
47:33Samstar
47:34Lana Jure
47:36I'm sorry my dears, but you are up for elimination
47:43This whole competition, I felt very comfortable
47:46I had a great standing, but to be in the bottom two
47:49You know, all of it could be over
47:50I mean, Lana has sent a lot of people home
47:53I'm so close to the top, it just can't be my time
47:56Two queens stand before me
47:59Ladies, this is your last chance
48:01To impress me and save yourself from elimination
48:07The time has come
48:10For you to lip sync
48:13For your life!
48:16Life!
48:20I know what I'm bringing to the slip sync
48:22And I know I'm not leaving without a fight
48:23So I just pray that Sam stretched and got ready
48:25Because baby, I'm clocked in
48:28Good luck
48:30And don't fuck it up
48:34I've been known to miss a red flag
48:37I've been known to put my lover on a pedestal
48:41In the end, those things just don't last
48:43And it's time, I'll take my rose-colored glasses off
48:48I already know you'll take
48:50You can play your country
48:52Don't you know I could do this dance all night?
48:55Ooh, what you doing?
48:58Don't know who you think that you're confusing
49:01I'd be like, ooh, it's amusing
49:05You think I'm gonna fall for an ado
49:09It's the illusion
49:10I see Lana taking off her dress, oh bitch
49:15She thought she was gonna get me
49:17No, ma'am, my skirt comes off too
49:19Now I'm growing up, I know that I deserve
49:21I still like that
49:23Don't like the lessons I already learned
49:25I already knew you'd take
49:27Tell me the things I like
49:29Don't you know I could do this dance all night?
49:32Ooh, what you doing?
49:35Don't know who you think that you're confusing
49:37I'd be like, ooh, it's amusing
49:42You think I'm going to fall for an ado
49:45It's the illusion
49:47It's my eyes
49:49It's the desire
49:51It's my eyes
49:53You're both telling it, I have no idea where to look
49:54My eyes going here, there, all over the place
49:57Oh my god, this is just a lip sync, bitch
49:58Lipstick bitch.
50:25Queens, I've made my decision.
50:28Sam Star
50:34Shantae, you stay
50:35Thank you
50:41You may join the other girls
50:43I love you
50:49I love you
50:50Lana Jure
50:54You are a young queen with a bright future
50:58Ahead of you
50:59Keep on strutting, baby
51:01Now, sashay away
51:03Thank you so much for everything
51:06This opportunity has
51:07Meant the absolute world to me
51:09And I'm so honored to be here
51:11And to represent you
51:11Thank you
51:13We love you, Lana
51:15We love you so much, baby
51:17I love you
51:18I love you, Lana
51:19Well
51:20Is the bus still running?
51:28I'm a little sad
51:31This was the first dream I ever had
51:33Being on Drag Race
51:33Watching Drag Race
51:35For the first time
51:36I felt like I belonged somewhere
51:37So to be here
51:38I finally feel like
51:39I'm at the place that
51:40Made me realize who I was as a person
51:42So this experience
51:43Has changed my life for the better
51:44America
51:46In the end
51:47All you can do is laugh
51:48Condragulations, queens
51:54And remember
51:55If you can't love yourself
51:56How in the hell
51:57Are you going to love somebody else?
51:58Can I get an amen up in here?
51:59Amen
52:00All right
52:01Now let the music play
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