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00:00Oh God, this has been a really emotional elimination.
00:08Sending Arrietty home is crazy.
00:12I was put through the fire with that roast challenge.
00:15There was so much drama, so much pain, so I feel a little shaken up.
00:19As one smelly bitch to another, Anya, please brush your teeth.
00:23Oh, wow.
00:32No.
00:37Anya has made a comment to me before in private that, you know, she does have a condition and she has bad breath.
00:42This is actually something that she's been insecure about for a long time.
00:45She told some of us that she needs to see a dentist. She don't know what's going on.
00:49She had to take a low dig and she did.
00:51That's exactly why she deserved to go home.
00:53Because she's a hateful ass bitch.
00:56I am very sad that she chose to use that as her last words.
00:59Arrietty, sorry girl. We gotta sashay away.
01:02I can't tell if Arrietty was trying to be funny or if she was trying to be nasty.
01:08But either way, Anya definitely didn't deserve that.
01:14You know, I would have never said anything like that to any of y'all.
01:18For her to come as something that, like, I'm super insecure about.
01:23Why would she say that?
01:24She was upset, obviously, that you defended Jules in Untugged.
01:27I don't like how y'all tried to make Jules feel like she was being, like, malicious on where she placed y'all.
01:33Our friendship has nothing to do with you.
01:35When you left your friend, she sat next to me, bitch. Don't act like I can't say my two cents.
01:42I wasn't trying to personally attack Arrietty.
01:46Just because we argue and shit don't mean we not sisters.
01:49But, like, that shit is just, like, such a low blow.
01:52You did not deserve that.
01:54We love you, bitch.
01:55We love you. I'm sorry, Pookie.
01:56And if that's her idea of a joke...
01:58That's why she went home.
01:59That's why she went home in the road.
02:00Bless your heart, sister, and you're home, and I'm sitting here.
02:04Anybody got a mitt?
02:07You changed the subject just a little bit.
02:09Lydia Butthole Collins, you just won a challenge!
02:13Fuck yeah, I did.
02:14And a fucking comedy challenge, too, girl.
02:16I finally have marked my place in this competition.
02:19They like me. They really like me.
02:23Congratulations.
02:25But I'm so disappointed that I didn't win.
02:29You know, the angel on my shoulder is very happy to have been in the top for the rose,
02:33and the devil on my shoulder wants to walk up and slap the hell out of Lydia Butthole Collins.
02:37I do wish that I had secured my third win,
02:39because, bitch, I thought I was going to get a touchdown, and it was a foul ball, bitch.
02:44The tension is high.
02:46The stakes are high.
02:48God, I wish I was high.
02:50Lydia, come here, bitch.
02:51I gotta sting you.
02:52There are seven queens left.
02:54We are seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.
02:58And not all of us are going to make it to the end of that tunnel.
03:03Ow!
03:05Good morning.
03:06Good morning.
03:07Keep on change.
03:08Keep on change.
03:09Keep on change.
03:10It's so roomy in here.
03:11Last week was an emotional roller coaster.
03:13Reading Arrietty's mirror message was a lot.
03:15It sucked.
03:16But I got a night's rest, and I already forgive her.
03:20And you can't smell my breath through the TV, so gotta move on.
03:24Has anyone had any weird dreams?
03:26I always have nightmares, and I'm always being chased.
03:28And I just, I'm being chased by Susie in these ones.
03:31It's really nothing out of the normal for me.
03:34The dream is expressing Lexi's state of mind.
03:37For some reason, I am her fucking Jason Voorhees chasing her down.
03:42Why not?
03:43I'll take it.
03:44Is that Kori's sweater?
03:46Maybe.
03:47Wait, is it?
03:48It's okay.
03:49I'm sure you'll see her very, very soon.
03:53Hello, hello, hello.
03:54So glad I was.
03:55Hello, hello.
03:58You know, I always try to come from a place of love.
04:00But sometimes you just gotta break it down for a mother ducker.
04:04This week's Maxi Challenge, as a tribute to Truman Capote and His Swans,
04:10you'll be acting up a storm in Ross Mathews versus The Ducks.
04:16The Ducks.
04:17You'll be playing The Ducks, inspired by some of today's most viral vixens.
04:25And later today, you'll be shooting your scenes with Ross and our guest director, Cheyenne
04:33Jackson.
04:34You all spend a lot of time alone, don't you?
04:41Now, I will leave you with your scripts so you can choose your role.
04:46Racers.
04:47Star your engines and may the best drag queen win.
04:53The universe is just in alignment for me this week.
04:56Let's go, let's go, let's go.
04:57Truman Capote is from Alabama.
04:59I'm from Alabama.
05:00He was very flamboyant and not afraid to show his eccentricities.
05:05And I'm inspired by that.
05:07Okay, so now we're going to read through the scripts before we decide what we want to go through.
05:11Our skit is based on how he exposed all the swans of New York City.
05:15But we're doing it in modern day and Ross Matthews will play the Truman role.
05:19He's basically exposing all of our secrets as the socialites of the world.
05:24These names are killing me.
05:26The characters are based on the reality TV stars and moguls and housewives and drama creators and seekers.
05:32Did you see the New York?
05:34The New York monologue is great.
05:35Yeah, they were meant to be worn on a beautiful woman.
05:37Oh my God.
05:38That is so fierce.
05:39He should have put them back because he is unqualified to wear those blouses.
05:42Oh my God.
05:43Yes!
05:44This Chicago monologue is directly inspired by the Tiffany New York Pollard monologue.
05:48Gemma is a fat cunt.
05:49That's a sick name.
05:50I've had this monologue memorized, I think, my entire adolescence.
05:53I do have to make up for last week, so I'm thinking if I nail this monologue, it'll be a great way for me to make my way back into the top.
06:00I'm seeing a lot of potential in the role of Chicago, who has the big monologue at the end.
06:07And boy, do I love a monologue.
06:09Okay, I'm ready.
06:10Should we go to the line?
06:11So I'm going to be Shonda.
06:13Oh, work.
06:14And I thank y'all.
06:15I like Lisa Rimmer.
06:16And I smash a wine glass.
06:18I get to be Theresa.
06:19I'm not great at spoken word comedy, so I need to attach myself to physical comedy.
06:25I'm really into Dr. Scaddington for obvious reasons.
06:30Ew.
06:33Girl.
06:34I mean, of course I want Sniffy Scaddington.
06:36It's a proctologist, for God's sake.
06:38And I like that she's, like, sort of villainous.
06:40Well, I'm feeling Dribby Q if Anya will do the scene with me.
06:43We got a good chemistry together.
06:45Yeah, I'll do Big Koopa.
06:46Dribby Q, Big Koopa.
06:47Dribby Q is a famous rapper.
06:48She has a big body, big ass, big titties, very Benji.
06:51I think I'll be able to nail this one.
06:53What else is left?
06:54Felicity.
06:55Or Chicago.
06:56I would like to throw my hat in the ring for Chicago.
06:59I like Chicago as well.
07:01I mean, I personally believe that I would do it the best because I go to town on monologues.
07:08Monologues are my favorite thing.
07:09And I would give it layers.
07:11If we want to do this the best, we should cast it for who's the best.
07:13Well, no, it's every man for himself at this point, and it's not about making the best production.
07:17It's about winning.
07:18Yeah, I think I do want Chicago.
07:19I don't know.
07:20I think I could just kill it out of the park.
07:21But we also have to consider, last time we gave you the role you wanted.
07:26You're in the top, so it's like, did we owe Suzy one?
07:29Because I did not get the role that I wanted, and Jules did get the role that she wanted.
07:32But is it about being fair?
07:33No.
07:34It's not.
07:35There's a few of us.
07:36I don't want Suzy to get the part that she's by herself.
07:39Yeah, that's the lead.
07:40No, somebody else take that.
07:41I was safe in the roast.
07:42Don't let her.
07:43We cannot let her take this, y'all.
07:44No, no matter.
07:45Let's keep her in a box.
07:47I'm fighting a losing battle here.
07:50Fuck it.
07:51Okay.
07:52I'll take Felicity.
07:53Okay.
07:54And then Jules has the big monologue, the big role of Chicago.
07:58Ding!
07:59Hot two.
08:00Hot two.
08:01Enough.
08:02Enough.
08:03Suzy giving up Chicago for Felicity, it kind of feels like another rusical moment where she
08:06gave up Dorothy to Acacia, and then she went home.
08:10I think there could be some strategy happening here.
08:13Yeah, Jules, here you go.
08:14You can take this role.
08:15You're not going to do good anyway.
08:16I feel excited about this.
08:17You get to beat the shit out of each other?
08:18How fun.
08:19This week's maxi challenge is Ross vs. the Ducks, inspired by Truman Capote.
08:20I'm really, really pumped about this.
08:21Me and you get to fight on national television.
08:22We get to fight.
08:23Truman Capote is a famous American author who is notoriously homosexual.
08:37Ross Matthews.
08:38He brought his friends with socialites, and he kind of leaked all their tea, and these
08:45bitches were pissed.
08:46Right?
08:47I don't know.
08:48I'm not a history girl.
08:49Poor bitch.
08:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
08:53So I'm working with Anya, and she's a very funny person, and I feel like she can bring
08:56out my funny.
08:57So I'm happy I'm working with you because I need to have more fun in these challenges,
09:00and this is just going to be too much fun.
09:02I'm excited because I finally placed in the top, and I have such a huge momentum coming
09:05up behind me going into this week.
09:07Now I don't have anything to do but win.
09:09I definitely was going to like channel like all of the young black rappers that I know.
09:12Back in high school, my brother and a lot of my cousins were rappers.
09:15So I'm going to try to channel some of that like hip hop, local rap energy and bring it
09:20to this.
09:21So when it comes to Big Pupa, I just know this girl.
09:23This type of chick is the baddest bitch.
09:25It's all of that in a bag of chips.
09:28Girl, we about to be in the top.
09:29Girl.
09:30I'm sorry.
09:31It needs to happen.
09:33Get your finger out of my face.
09:36I enjoy working with Lexi.
09:38The catch here is that for whatever reason, Lexi has decided that I am her arch nemesis,
09:43and I'm hoping that that does not play a factor today.
09:46Are you feeling any kind of way about being in a scene with me?
09:48No, I'm actually, this I'm excited about.
09:50And I think that us working together on this is really, really good for my belief in myself
09:55and my capabilities.
09:56We're going to eat these bitches.
09:57Uh, not.
09:58Listen, Linda, if I know I have to be competing directly against her, I get a little nervous.
10:03But if she's on my team, I'm golden.
10:05I'm golden.
10:06That is so good.
10:07I'm very excited.
10:08I feel like the two worlds of drag are colliding.
10:10I know.
10:11Sam and I have been very vocal in the past about our disagreements with our drag styles.
10:15Lydia, damn.
10:16Do you think I was the worst?
10:17No, no, no.
10:18Well...
10:19Are you that delusional?
10:20It looks like you skinned a dead calf.
10:22Oh, thank you.
10:23So, working with Sam in a scene is going to be... interesting.
10:30Both of us were in the bottom last acting challenge.
10:33I was going to say.
10:34Last scripted acting challenge.
10:35Right.
10:36My beaver is shaved.
10:37We are new women.
10:38Yes.
10:39I think they're...
10:40We both slayed the roast.
10:41Yeah, exactly.
10:42So, we're channeling that roast energy.
10:44Yes.
10:45I honestly do feel really excited about this.
10:46What direction are you going to take your doctor character?
10:48Something about having my name be Butthole and being a rectal examiner just feels very
10:52correct for me.
10:53Basically, I just think poop is funny.
10:55And I'm going to roll with it.
10:57Okay.
10:58If she is not able to impress the judges, maybe I'll be guilty by association.
11:04If my butthole drags me down to the bottom, I'm going to be pissed.
11:08Ross Matthews.
11:09He was unqualified to earn those blouses, if that's the case.
11:13And...
11:14Jules is not someone that I think works better solo.
11:18I imagine her more in a team setting, bouncing off ideas.
11:21So, I'm really curious to see what she does with it.
11:25Having fun over there?
11:26Miss Lonely Boots.
11:27So, you better make Tiffany proud.
11:29Oh, bitch.
11:30She's going to be so proud.
11:31Girl.
11:32We will eat you alive.
11:34Okay.
11:35So, let's figure out our combat part.
11:36Okay.
11:37If we can hate each other in real life, I'm sure we can hate each other in the scene.
11:40I never meant to fall in love with Steven.
11:43Ah!
11:44You bitch!
11:45You keep my husband's butt out of your mouth!
11:47Oh!
11:48Eat my leftovers, bitch!
11:50I'm actually pleasantly surprised.
11:52She seems to be committing to the role.
11:54She's not afraid to clown and go for the slaps.
11:57I'm just really worried that she's not going to have as much personality when we get on set.
12:02So, I'm hoping she doesn't seize up and fall over like a goat or something.
12:06Oh, my God.
12:07You're right.
12:08Poetry is fun.
12:09It's fabulous!
12:10Yeah!
12:11I was thinking, how should I say the I don't know her?
12:14I said that I don't know her!
12:15I said I don't know her!
12:16I said I don't know her!
12:18It will be interesting.
12:19I think it's a good script.
12:20And I think everyone is set up for success.
12:22So, it will be interesting to see what could possibly go down.
12:26Who does not rise?
12:27Who does not rise?
12:28What are you implying, Susie?
12:30That somebody's going to suck.
12:31I heard the word suck and you were looking over here.
12:35Susie did say she thinks y'all are in trouble.
12:37I did not say that.
12:38I mean, look at that scene partner.
12:40Well, that couple looks a little precarious.
12:42This couple's good, honey.
12:43You know, Lexi, Susie gets you in your head and you're working with her this challenge.
12:46Okay, and?
12:48Well?
12:49I'm like, you're literally working with the person that causes you to get in your head every single week in this competition.
12:54So, I think I would focus on myself if I were you.
13:02Hello, Ducky!
13:03Ooh, this place is nice, honey!
13:05It is now time for us to shoot Ross vs. the Ducks.
13:09He's all dressed up in his best Truman Capote drag.
13:12And Cheyenne sitting there looking like my dream husband.
13:16Hi, Queens. I'm Cheyenne Jackson and I will be your director today.
13:19Hi, Cheyenne!
13:21I'm so nervous.
13:22I know I'm gonna get dick-stracted.
13:24It's the time.
13:25I mean, oh.
13:26So, first up, Lana's your ray and on your nerves.
13:29Places, Ducky!
13:30Places!
13:31Me and Lana are up and I am so excited.
13:33We are about to smash it.
13:35Let's do it, Boogie. We got this.
13:36And show these girls how it's done.
13:38Okay, ladies. Let's duck it up.
13:40If it isn't my...
13:41Oh.
13:42If it isn't my best homie, Ross.
13:44I am sorry about you and Big Fupa.
13:47I don't know her.
13:48I don't know her.
13:49The up and coming rap star trying to take your crown.
13:52I don't know her.
13:53She's also your daughter.
13:55I said I don't know her.
13:57And cut.
13:58Those three, I don't know her, I don't know her, take a little bit more of a beat so we see like, oh shit, maybe she is your daughter.
14:03Okay.
14:04And action.
14:05So sorry about you and Big Fupa.
14:06I don't know her.
14:07The up and coming rap star trying to take your crown.
14:09I don't know her.
14:10She's also your daughter.
14:11I said I don't know her.
14:12Cut.
14:13Great job.
14:15Okay, we're gonna pick it up at Big Fupa's entrance.
14:16And action.
14:17Mmm, yeah, then I guess you didn't see me, Big Fupa, on the cover of Guerriere Magazine.
14:21Big Fupa, that's an entrance for the ages.
14:36Yeah, don't change a thing.
14:37Move out the way, bitches.
14:39Big Fupa, coming to play.
14:40Explain these.
14:45Yes, yes, and the nails.
14:47Work.
14:48This is too good.
14:50It's too good the nails are actually my supporting character
14:53They're doing all the talking when I'm not talking and I'm having a blast
14:58All right, ladies, we're gonna do the wig pulling one take really commit every ounce of frustration in this competition
15:07And action
15:20Lana is not wearing a bra then damn chicken cutlet. She had on her chest now look like her left ball
15:31I'm having a good time. I'm having fun and I look crazy
15:34I really hope that Ross is able to see my acting skills and how hard I'm trying
15:38Okay, so next up we have Sam Starr and Lydia butthole Collins
15:42It's very intimidating to walk into this especially after such a strong group has went
15:46But I feel like Joan Collins right now with my updo and blazer, so I'm hoping that the way I look will guide me to just
15:52Loosen up and action
15:54Oh, Ross. Well, if it isn't the fabulous Shonda Cox you look
15:59Gorgeous. Oh, thank you. I'm here spying on my husband. He's having an affair with my best friend and his proctologist
16:08Sam is doing a brilliant job. She's knocking out of the park right now. I have no other choice but to step up to the plate
16:13Shonda police I never meant to fall in love with Steven
16:17But the prostate wants what it wants and cut cut the prostate wants what it wants
16:22That's arguably the funniest line in this thing. So really chew on that
16:25Ah say it like it's a proclamation the prostate wants what it wants. Okay. Mean it from your prostate. All right. I will
16:33Lydia is already doing miles better than she performed in RDR live. She just needs to take the notes
16:38I never meant to fall in love with Steven, but the prostate wants what it wants
16:44Okay
16:45You feel good? Yeah, I feel good. Okay. I just want to make sure you got there was no meat left on the bone
16:50No, I feel like I nibbled it. Ross is trying to pull more out of miss butthole
16:55I think we can keep moving cut to miss Lydia turning into a fainting goat
17:00mmm
17:01cool
17:02Ross Matthew
17:04Felicity Slanderpump. I'm meeting Liza Rimmer for lunch after everything. She's been saying about you
17:11Bill it Matthews. She called you every name in the book. Yeah. Yeah
17:17I cut I love the gas
17:19Got ourselves an actress. Oh, nice work. Thank you
17:24Cheyenne says we've got an actor on set. I just want to stick a toothpick in my ear girl. What the hell god damn it
17:31Susie toot all right bring an ASMR
17:34Oh shit
17:36I think your fake eyelashes are messing up what you are seeing
17:42You be- bleh- I'm sorry
17:44Bottle blonde, butch queen, built body wrong, bitch
17:48You bottle blonde, butch queen
17:50Bad body, bitch
17:53I messed that up, sorry
17:55Keep messing up because I look great in comparison
17:58That's why Lexi's afraid of me
18:00You blottle bottle blonde, butch queen, body no-hacking, bitch
18:05I still flubbed it
18:07None of the other girls have had to do this many takes and I'm like fuck am I fucking up. I don't know
18:12I don't know. I don't know. I'm nervous
18:14This is- it's hot in here. Fuck
18:16Is it- anybody got fans?
18:18How you doing?
18:20I'm a lonely girl
18:22It's hard to be last
18:23No, I'm excited. I'm excited
18:24I've been sitting here for like four hours
18:26Waiting for these witches to get their lines right
18:28But the longer I sit here
18:30And the longer I sit here
18:32And the longer I sit here
18:34And the longer I sit here
18:36The more tired I get
18:37Every minute that passes
18:38More energy falls out of my body
18:40Okay, let's move on
18:48I don't think Lexi's acting right now
18:54I'm actually squeezing
18:56Alright, Jules sparkles our final scene
18:58Yes!
18:59Alright, so Jules this is the big meaty part
19:01Ready
19:02Give us mountains and peaks and valleys and meat and all the drippings
19:06Attention, please
19:08Please?
19:09Ross Matthews is a big old see you next Tuesday
19:13I feel like I am trying to pull energy out of all these different places
19:17Yeah, and he said that those glasses were meant to be worn on a beautiful woman
19:22But I don't know if it's coming across the way I anticipated
19:25So if that's the case, he should have put him back on the rack
19:28And cut, cut
19:29Jules, try to stay exactly on the script
19:32I know you're adding a couple of ad-libs that were in a different version
19:35Jules knows the monologue from New York
19:37But I think that ended up hurting her
19:39Because she got mixed up what was the original monologue and what was her monologue
19:44Just remember, bitch, you are Chicago
19:46Bitch, I am Chicago
19:47Yes, and action
19:49He should have put him back on the rack
19:51And she should never end because he was unqualified
19:53Cut
19:54There's no on the rack
19:55Right, on the rack
19:56Not on the rack
19:57Yeah, yeah, yeah
19:58Okay, okay
19:59This monologue is a little harder than I thought it was
20:00I'm starting to trip up on the delivery
20:02Which is stressing me out
20:04Oh!
20:05Quack quack, baby!
20:10Today we find out what the judges think of our performances in Ross vs The Duck
20:13I'm so excited
20:15My heart is fluttering
20:17Your heart is fluttering like a duck?
20:19Yes
20:20You know, now that I've been able to sleep on it
20:22I think that I did really good even though I had to re-film a couple times
20:28So I'm just hopeful at this point
20:30I feel gorgeous, I feel like I did gorgeous
20:32Yes, you did
20:33I'm gonna put on my makeup because I'm what?
20:35Big fupa!
20:36Yes, big fupa!
20:37I live
20:38She got minimal nose, so I'm thinking that's a good thing
20:41I felt good, I had a really good time with mine too
20:42I feel good
20:43You know, it's my comfort zone, I was having fun
20:46Yeah
20:47Everyone feels great
20:49But we're at a stage in the competition where they can nitpick anything from any of us
20:54So I don't think anyone should be feeling comfortable right now
20:58I feel like we did a really good job yesterday
21:00I was trying to just have fun and I feel like we did that
21:02I feel the same way
21:03At elementary school, I was known for being the freestyle king
21:07Nuh-uh
21:08We used to have freestyle battles
21:09Period
21:10So growing up, we would have freestyle battles in the after school club
21:13And I freestyle against the best freestyler in the elementary school
21:16And I won
21:17Can we give you a category?
21:18Drag race
21:19Acting challenge
21:20I can challenge
21:21Ha!
21:22Ho!
21:23Dee!
21:24Ha!
21:25Acting
21:26I got it
21:27Yay!
21:28Lana!
21:29That was good, right?
21:30You really ate
21:31Thank you
21:32Very minimal, but I lived
21:33I was delusional from a young age
21:34After this challenge with Lana, I realized that she is not about to let what people
21:39Think of her determine who she actually is as an entertainer
21:42Lana is like, no, bitch
21:44I can do this and I'm gonna do it
21:46And that is super admirable
21:47So we gonna do another one
21:49Category is season 17
21:50Go!
21:51Do do do do do do do do
21:53Yah!
21:54Yah!
21:55Listen, it's your girl Nerv
21:56I'm on season 17
21:57I don't play cause all these bitches mean
21:59That's all you got?
22:00Let me go
22:01Okay, okay, ready?
22:02All you bitches suck, and you bitches can't even tuck.
22:07Get up off of my butt.
22:09You a nasty little slut.
22:11Cause Anya on my nerves.
22:13I got cursed.
22:16Hit him with the swerve.
22:19Word.
22:20Ow.
22:21Don't hurt him, Sam. Don't hurt him.
22:23Go, Sam.
22:24Back to our regularly scheduled programming.
22:29Eyebrows are fucking crazy.
22:31Well, I wasn't going to say anything.
22:37I think I'm going to do a dark whip.
22:39Ooh.
22:40That's a good idea.
22:41Oh my, honey.
22:42Well, it has inspired me.
22:43Could be a little dark-sided.
22:44You know what?
22:45You inspired me too.
22:46I just love you, Sniffy.
22:48I didn't think at all that we would like each other even the tiniest bit,
22:52but I'm kind of starting to like Miss Butthole.
22:55Oh God, that hurts me to say, but it's true.
22:57So, little Miss Butthole.
22:58Yes, Miss Girl.
22:59Did you have fun?
23:00I did have fun.
23:01I did have lots of fun.
23:02A proctologist is always something that I've dreamed of being.
23:05Really?
23:06Oh yeah, yeah.
23:07Fully.
23:08No, I'm fucking with you.
23:09But I do just have a very filthy mind.
23:11Where do you think that comes from?
23:12Um, I don't know.
23:13Maybe it's like a childish humor type of thing, but I'm also really influenced by John Waters
23:18and his characters.
23:19I see that.
23:20And that's why I ended up the way that I ended up.
23:22You know, see, cause like for me it was like watching these glamorous movies with these
23:26fabulous women who had more money than they even knew what to do with.
23:29So it's like we both have to become.
23:31What we have meant to become.
23:32What we wanted to be with you.
23:33Right here.
23:34I'm a poop girl.
23:35You're so beautiful.
23:36I'm so proud of us.
23:38I'm so proud of us too.
23:39Against all odds, Sam Starr and I are becoming friends.
23:43Um, we still hate each other's drag, but that's okay.
23:45After tonight, this top seven is about to be a top six.
23:50So the stakes are really, really high.
23:52We're all hungry for that placement.
23:54It could be anyone's day.
23:56Quack, quack.
24:01Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
24:03If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a whore.
24:08Hey, Michelle.
24:09Uh, Ru, quack is whack.
24:11The hilarious Ross Matthews.
24:15Now, Ross, I hear you gave a very brave performance.
24:18Well, thank you.
24:19You know, it's quite a stretch for me to play a gay character.
24:21And I'm still sore.
24:26And it's our extra special guest judge, Sam Smith.
24:30Welcome.
24:31Thank you, Ru.
24:32Thanks to you, my pronouns are they, them, and she done already done had her.
24:36This week, we challenge our queens to ruffle some feathers, as they star in Ross Matthews vs. the Ducks.
24:45Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
24:49The category is black and white ball.
24:55Up first, sham star.
24:58Queen of tops.
25:00This look would definitely have made the guest list at the Capote Ball.
25:04The Jester entertains the queen, and I'm here to entertain our queen, Miss RuPaul.
25:08So as I'm walking down the runway, bitch, I'm jingling like a Jester fairy.
25:12That was my nickname in prison.
25:14Jester?
25:15I don't even know her.
25:16La naturey!
25:19Uh-oh, she's spotting.
25:22For this runway, I'm covered head to toe, which is something I don't ever do.
25:25And the hair is made entirely out of hair.
25:27The bows are hair, actually.
25:29Although it's still very elegant and fashion-forward, I am still showcasing my legs,
25:32which is the highlight of every single thing that I do.
25:34I love it.
25:35Do these sleeves make my ass look fat?
25:37On your nerve.
25:39Come on, Bjork.
25:40I wanted to portray this black swan on a foggy lake with this smoky effect,
25:48starting at the bottom of my leg, coming up my entire body,
25:52giving you nothing but elegance, regalness, and power.
25:56She's got swan on the brain.
25:58I've got cockatoo on mine.
26:00Lydia Butthole Collins.
26:03One giant step for drag queen.
26:06I'm wearing a very multi-textured tight little dress that I can Mars attacks scuttle around in.
26:12I am an alien woman whose arms are far too long to fit into regular gloves.
26:16She has her phasers set to stunning, and she's ready to take over the goddamn world!
26:21Now that is one furry butthole.
26:24Beep beep, it's Susie Toot.
26:27Yeah.
26:28I hear there's a cure for shingles.
26:30This is Cats the Musical meets high fashion, very Egyptian, pharaoh-like.
26:36I love cats.
26:37I love the way that they are absolutely above anything and everything.
26:41That's how I try to be in my life.
26:43She likes it in the sphincts dirt.
26:46Flexi love.
26:48The broad wore ombre.
26:51I feel like a fashion model just dropped out of fucking gay Europe, honey.
26:56I'm expecting everybody to do long gowns because it's a ball.
27:00So I'm giving you something short in a Mugler remake.
27:03This dress is so versatile, you can wear it to your wedding and your funeral.
27:08Jewels sparkles.
27:10More pussy?
27:12I am the business puss.
27:14This is a hand-painted garment that is meant to look like a fashion illustration come to life.
27:19This is all inspired by one of my favorite fashion illustrations of all time by Hayden Williams.
27:24And this is a dedication to his art.
27:27Eat your heart out, Julie Newmar.
27:31Welcome, queens.
27:32It's time for the world premiere of the most anticipated limited series of the year.
27:38Ross Matthews versus the Ducks.
27:44Once upon a time, there were seven little duckies.
27:51They were all rich and powerful women.
27:53They were my best friends, who confided in me about everything.
27:57Sometimes they'd make fun of me.
27:59But we'll see who gets the last laugh.
28:05Table for one, Mr. Matthews?
28:10Me? Eat alone? Never.
28:12I'm waiting for my best friend, reality superstar Chicago.
28:16Have you heard of her?
28:18Of course, Mr. Matthews.
28:19She's one of your ducks.
28:21I follow all the drama on the reality sleaze account.
28:25I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.
28:30Look, it's rap mogul Drippy Q.
28:33I'll leave you too alone.
28:35If it isn't my best homie, Ross.
28:37Hey, Drippy Q.
28:38I'm so sorry about you and Big Fupa.
28:41I don't know her.
28:43The up and coming rap star trying to take your crown?
28:46I don't know her.
28:48She's also your daughter.
28:51I said I don't know her.
28:54Then I guess you didn't expect to see me, Big Fupa, on the cover of Derriere magazine.
29:00They saying I got the fattest ass in hip-hop.
29:04Oh, hell no.
29:07Bitch.
29:11No. Ladies, stop.
29:12Please, please.
29:13Stop it.
29:15Turn your head towards the light.
29:16This way a little bit.
29:17Okay, that's perfect.
29:18Now continue.
29:19What's good, Drippy Q?
29:20I didn't expect to see you here.
29:22The senior citizen discount doesn't start till 3.
29:24Ah, you did not just disrespect a legend, little girl.
29:29You are not ready for this diss track.
29:31I'm about to drop on your ass.
29:34I want everybody to know your ass is fake.
29:37I am 100% real.
29:40Then explain these.
29:43And these.
29:55You bitch!
30:09Excuse me, ladies.
30:10Yes?
30:11Your table's ready.
30:13Oh, good.
30:14Are there any specials today?
30:16I heard that the rump roast is incredible.
30:18What did you just call me?
30:22Oh, my followers are going to devour this.
30:26Post.
30:28And there was the filthy rich Dr. Steven and Shonda Cox,
30:32the world's most perfect couple.
30:35Except he couldn't keep his ass in his pants.
30:39Rose, hello, darling.
30:40Well, if it isn't the fabulous Shonda Cox, you look gorgeous.
30:48Oh, thank you.
30:49I just had wrist light bone.
30:51Don't they look positively bony?
30:54Well, just the boniest.
30:55Who am I kidding?
30:56Can I tell you a terrible secret?
31:01Of course, my dear.
31:04I came here to spy on my husband.
31:07He's having an affair with my best friend and his proctologist, Dr. Snippy Scaddington.
31:13Well, he's cheated before and he always comes back.
31:16But this time is different.
31:18It's like she really opened him up big time.
31:23You mean his heart?
31:25Sure.
31:26It's like she's got him wrapped around her index finger.
31:32Well, speak of the devil.
31:34Hello, Ross.
31:35Oh, Shonda, I didn't know you were here.
31:40You just missed Stephen.
31:42We were having lunch with five of our colleagues.
31:45Well, if five of y'all went out, then three of y'all were really cheap.
31:50Cause only two of you had lunch.
31:52I found Stephen's credit card receipt.
31:55What's your point, Shonda?
31:57The point is my best friend is having an affair with my best husband.
32:01All right.
32:04I'll tell you the truth.
32:06I never meant to fall in love with Stephen, but the prostate wants what it wants.
32:12That's not right.
32:14And that is definitely not okay.
32:16Shonda, please.
32:18Things have changed.
32:19And now I am the star in Stephen's life.
32:22You keep my husband's butt out of your mouth.
32:26Eat my leftovers, you bitch.
32:31Ah!
32:38It's not!
32:40Stay away from my husband, you husband.
32:42You can kiss my ass.
32:43And your husband's goodbye!
32:45Ah!
32:47Get out of me!
32:52Ah!
32:53Mrs. Cox, your table is ready.
32:55Um, thank you.
32:57Sniffing.
32:58What?
32:59You want another cocktail?
33:00You know me.
33:02Bottoms up!
33:04Atta girl.
33:06Woo!
33:08And post.
33:11And then there were two washed up actresses.
33:15Felicity Slanderpump and Liza Rimmer.
33:19They were once big stars, but now they've turned to the world's oldest profession.
33:24Reality TV.
33:25Ross Matthews.
33:26Ross Matthews.
33:27Felicity Slanderpump.
33:28I was so shocked to see your face during the In Memoriam section of the Soap Opera Awards.
33:40Well, as they say, any publicities.
33:43Good publicity.
33:44I'm meeting Liza Rimmer for lunch.
33:47Liza!
33:48After everything she's been saying about you.
33:50Spill it, Matthews.
33:52She called you every name in the book.
33:54Prostitution whore.
33:55Hoochie dancer.
33:56Russian concubine.
33:57Scientologist.
33:58Hi, hi.
33:59Just got some great deals at the outlet.
34:02Oh, the outlet.
34:03Has it come to that?
34:05Liza, you beast.
34:06You've been spreading rumors about me.
34:07Calm down.
34:08Eat a cracker or something.
34:09You evil bitch.
34:10You know I'm allergic to gluten.
34:11And heterosexual husbands.
34:12At least I've never told anyone about your Ponzi scheme with those orphans.
34:15Oops.
34:16Lover your voice.
34:18Let's not talk about things that you do not want brought up.
34:23Get your finger out of my face.
34:26Like how your husband had to do it.
34:28I don't know.
34:29I don't know.
34:30I don't know.
34:31I don't know.
34:32I don't know.
34:33I don't know.
34:34I don't know.
34:35I don't know.
34:36I don't know.
34:37I don't know.
34:38I don't know.
34:39I love my face.
34:40Like how your husband and his pickleball partner are actually playing hide the pickle.
34:46You bottle blonde butch queen body built wrong.
34:50Vetch.
34:51I think your fake eyelashes are messing up what you are seeing now.
35:03Help me!
35:08Ms. Landerpump, Ms. Rimmer, your table's ready.
35:12Goody, I'm famished.
35:14Want to share a wedge of lettuce?
35:16Sure.
35:20And the award for best bitch goes to me.
35:28Ross Matthews.
35:29Oh, Chicago, you're finally here.
35:32Why aren't you wearing the blouse I sent you?
35:34Kissy, kissy.
35:35More like you can kiss my ass.
35:37Gay gasp?
35:38Whatever do you mean?
35:40Yeah, I just found out you run the reality sleaze account
35:42that's been trolling all of us ducks.
35:47Bitch, I'm Chicago.
35:48I was your HBIC, the queen of all memes,
35:51the OG reality star.
35:53And I thought I was your friend.
35:56I think my table is ready.
35:58Waiter.
35:59Attention, please.
36:01Ross Matthews is a big old see you next Tuesday.
36:05And the blouses he gave me were not something
36:08that I would particularly buy for myself.
36:10They were wrinkly old lady type of blouses.
36:14Yeah.
36:14And he said that those blouses were meant to be worn on
36:17a beautiful woman.
36:18So if that's the case, he should have put them back
36:21because he was unqualified to own those blouses.
36:24He is a disgrace to sissies who actually serve fashion and beauty.
36:29He does not have the vernacular.
36:32Right.
36:33Word, fish.
36:34Ducky, I can explain.
36:36I can.
36:38Liar.
36:40Traitor.
36:43Tate.
36:47Stinker.
36:48Wrinkly.
36:52Old lady type blouses.
36:58But we're all still friends, right?
37:01Binacular.
37:06Missed me.
37:09Mr. Matthews, follow me.
37:10I'll show you the back door.
37:11I thought you'd never ask.
37:13Oh my God.
37:21I feel like we all did a very good job.
37:22Now it's all up to the judges to see what's about to happen.
37:26Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
37:29First up, Lana Geray.
37:32I want to start with this outfit.
37:33You look so chic.
37:34It's really a juxtaposition of a bunch of different eras
37:37and it is absolutely working.
37:39I love your makeup so much
37:41and I think you have a superstar smile.
37:43First, I want to start out with saying how proud of you I am
37:45for really trying to push yourself.
37:47I said I don't know her.
37:49As Drippy Q, I thought you were fun.
37:50I thought you were committed.
37:52However, when Anya came in,
37:54she kind of steamrolled you.
37:56All eyes sort of went to her.
37:58When you do a scene with somebody,
38:00you need to step up to what the other character's doing.
38:03It doesn't always mean loudness.
38:05It means intensity.
38:07Anya nerf.
38:08This runway look is eleganza with the twist of ridiculous.
38:12You really cracked the code on how to do it.
38:15You mean quack the code?
38:16Oh, girl.
38:20I'll send you a bill.
38:22I love it when you call me Big Fupa.
38:25The wig-snatching, fighting, slapping scene
38:27between you two was fantastic.
38:28I was actually very proud of you in that as well, Lana.
38:30You, however, are just a powerhouse.
38:33The minute you walked on camera,
38:34your energy was just larger than life.
38:36There was not a missed moment of funny,
38:39and I just enjoyed the show.
38:42Sham Star.
38:43This is so pretty.
38:45The makeup tonight is exceptional.
38:46The hair is perfect.
38:48I love all of this.
38:49I love the jingle when you came out.
38:50It's amazing.
38:51It's so nice.
38:52Sam, you had to start the second scene.
38:54To come after somebody
38:56who just brought the house down,
38:57it's tough.
38:57You were fantastic.
38:59Yes!
38:59You had such a clear, defined character.
39:02You came out very happy.
39:03You had to make a hard turn
39:04to reveal that there was a struggle going on.
39:07You found the right moment
39:08in the midst of a laugh to make that turn.
39:11It's not easy to do that kind of thing.
39:13It was a total joy to be across from you
39:16in that challenge.
39:16Thank you so much.
39:18All right, ladies and gentlemen,
39:20clinch it if you got it.
39:23Lydia Butthole Collins.
39:25You look amazing tonight.
39:26It's fun.
39:27I love the mittens.
39:28I think it's great.
39:29It's giving Dr. Seuss.
39:30Yes, yes.
39:31I love it.
39:32Let's talk about the challenge.
39:33Your character had some of the funniest lines
39:35in the whole thing.
39:36My favorite was,
39:37the prostate wants what it wants.
39:40Which is one of the most powerful sentences
39:41ever uttered on television.
39:42Right, yes.
39:43Agreed.
39:43But it really works
39:45if you say it like Vivian Lee
39:46in Gone with the Wind.
39:47You know, I will never go hungry again.
39:49I felt like you were right on the verge of it.
39:52Right there.
39:53It wasn't bad at all.
39:53It was actually good.
39:54I just needed it to be more
39:55so it could be on par with Shonda Cox.
39:59It was so good.
40:00Mm-hmm.
40:00But I just was so ready for a grand slam.
40:04Baseball.
40:05Right, right.
40:06Up next, beep beep, it's Susie Toots.
40:09Felicity Slanderpump.
40:10I loved the natural read of it all,
40:13the actress read of it all
40:14with the ridiculous things that you were saying.
40:16No one allergic to Clutin.
40:17I thought your ASMR portion
40:18was really, really funny.
40:20Everything that you did
40:21in that challenge just worked.
40:24That lace front,
40:25was that made for a black woman?
40:26So I did borrow it from On Your Nerve.
40:28Uh-huh.
40:29I am screaming.
40:32I was a little distracted
40:33by the lace initially.
40:35Sure, sure.
40:35But then, of course,
40:36your performance shone through.
40:37This look really works on you.
40:39Those tassels really move
40:41so beautifully on the runway.
40:42I have one thing.
40:44Are we allowed to say the word cunt?
40:46I think you just did.
40:48I'm missing a touch of cunt in the outfit.
40:51I think it could just be a tiny little tighter
40:52in the waist.
40:54Other than that, it's incredible.
40:56Up next, Lexi Love.
40:58You on the runway tonight,
40:59the top half is Princess Margaret,
41:00the bottom half is Katie Price.
41:02Oh my God.
41:02He had another train.
41:04She loves to drag something behind her.
41:06It's getting shorter, I swear.
41:07You are in danger of kind of
41:09giving us the same thing a lot.
41:10This is it.
41:11In the challenge,
41:12that ASMR moment was hilarious.
41:14I'd be crying with laughter.
41:16Yeah, when I saw that you two
41:17were working together, Lexi,
41:18I got a little bit afraid.
41:19I was like, uh-oh.
41:20Is she gonna get in her head with this?
41:21I think it lit a fire under your ass.
41:24You were so willing to fight
41:27to get it right.
41:28And you got there.
41:29That's the kind of thing
41:30you have to do in this competition
41:31to make it to the end.
41:33All right, thank you.
41:34Thank you, guys.
41:36Jill Sparkles.
41:37You had quite the monologue.
41:40Did you know all the references?
41:41Of course.
41:42I've had that monologue memorized
41:44since like ninth grade of high school.
41:46It didn't feel like
41:47you knew all the references.
41:48Ooh.
41:49It needed more highs and lows
41:50for us to understand
41:52and that you were in on the jokes.
41:54I want to commend you
41:55for coming into that scene
41:56being so full of energy
41:58and giving it your all.
41:59Thank you so much.
42:00For me, this outfit
42:02is fucking incredible.
42:03It's funny
42:04and it's polished
42:05but not too polished.
42:06You adding this look
42:07to your repertoire
42:08has just elevated you
42:10to a whole nother level.
42:12Everything is gore-gy-us.
42:14Thank you so much.
42:17Queens,
42:18one final question.
42:20It's time for me to ask
42:21who should go home tonight
42:24and why.
42:29Mark.
42:30We will start with Lana.
42:33I believe the person
42:34that should go home tonight
42:35is someone that's
42:35a huge competition for me
42:36so I would say Susie Toot.
42:38Anya Nerg.
42:40Lydia is in the bottom
42:42of the competition right now
42:43and so we gotta get
42:45the weaker ones out.
42:46I'm not the weakest link.
42:48I have a win.
42:49Her scene partner doesn't.
42:51Sam Starr, same question.
42:52Susie Toot.
42:54And I thank you.
42:55Oh my God.
42:58Lydia.
42:59My biggest competition
43:00at this point is Anya
43:01so I would love
43:03to see Anya go home.
43:05Typical, typical, typical.
43:07I'm not going nowhere.
43:08Every bitch on this lineup
43:08could say my name
43:09and I'm still not going nowhere.
43:11Susie Toot, keep it real.
43:13Track record matters a lot
43:14so I'm gonna say Lana Sharae.
43:18Lexi Love.
43:19It should come as no surprise
43:20to anybody that
43:21I'd like to knock Susie Toot
43:23out of the top spot any day.
43:25Jules.
43:26Oof.
43:27I have been waiting
43:28for this question.
43:30I would say Susie Toot
43:31not only is she
43:32a big competitor
43:32but that hairline
43:33was wicked.
43:35Oh my God.
43:36Send her home
43:36for that alone.
43:38America,
43:38y'all watching at home,
43:40you agree with me.
43:41I should not go home
43:42tonight.
43:44It's a cop-out answer.
43:46Thank you, Queens.
43:47I think we've heard enough.
43:49While you untuck backstage,
43:51the judges and I
43:51will deliberate.
43:53Right now,
43:54just between us girlfriends,
43:55what do you think?
43:57Let's start with Lana Sharae.
43:58I'm really proud of her
43:59because I saw her
44:00consciously making efforts
44:01to push herself
44:02out of that comfort zone.
44:04The problem was
44:05the spotlight
44:06was stolen by her partner.
44:07Gotta elbow your way
44:08to the front
44:09every chance you get.
44:10And I think she missed
44:11an opportunity
44:11to do that tonight.
44:13Anya nerfed.
44:14Anya came in
44:15like a wrecking ball, y'all.
44:16I was completely blown away.
44:17I think they're incredible.
44:19She's gonna hit it
44:20out of the park
44:20every single time.
44:21Tonight,
44:22no exception.
44:22I think Anya
44:23is a powerhouse.
44:25All right,
44:25Sam Starr.
44:26Listen,
44:26speaking about powerhouses,
44:27I was quite literally
44:29blown away
44:29by her performance.
44:30I was annoyed
44:31by Sam Starr.
44:32I'll tell you why.
44:33It's about me,
44:34you know?
44:35Nobody's looking at me
44:36in that scene
44:36when she was out there.
44:38All right,
44:39let's go to the butthole.
44:40I thought she did
44:40a good job,
44:41but it wasn't
44:42the best job
44:43she could have done.
44:44Oh, right.
44:44I take prostates
44:45very seriously
44:45and you all know that.
44:47I don't want to be
44:47a pain in the butthole,
44:48but I wanted so much more.
44:50There's a resonance
44:50in their voice
44:51that is yet to be found.
44:53It's just,
44:53they need more volume.
44:54I wish she would have
44:55just taken it
44:56all the way
44:57and she didn't quite do it.
44:58Susie Toots.
44:59This is her wheelhouse.
45:00When you're in control
45:01on stage,
45:02on camera,
45:02it's the best feeling
45:03in the world
45:04and you could tell
45:04she was glowing.
45:05I loved every line
45:06she uttered
45:07except for her hairline.
45:11She was so funny.
45:12She was effortless.
45:13She's really special,
45:14I have to say.
45:15That's why everyone
45:16wants her to go home.
45:17Lexi Love.
45:17Tonight on the runway,
45:18I love the ombre fabric.
45:20I love that kind of
45:20old lady hair
45:21that she did with it.
45:22It makes no sense.
45:23It doesn't make
45:23a lick of sense,
45:24does it?
45:24But on her,
45:25okay,
45:25I'm kind of here for it.
45:27Now,
45:28in the challenge,
45:28she refused
45:29to give up.
45:31It doesn't surprise me
45:32that she was able
45:33to turn it around
45:33and really come out swinging
45:35because she is
45:37quite the fighter.
45:38Jill Sparkles.
45:39Second to you,
45:41Rue,
45:41I think that Tiffany Pollard
45:42is the queen
45:43of British television.
45:45She brings me joy
45:46in my darkest moments.
45:47I'm such a huge fan of her
45:49and that speech
45:51just wasn't brought to life
45:52in the way
45:52that I needed it to be.
45:53Could she have gone further
45:55and done more of it?
45:56Of course.
45:56Now,
45:57one day in the future,
45:58there will be outfits
45:59worn on this runway
46:00that will be in the Smithsonian.
46:01I think that's going
46:02to be one of them.
46:03Yeah.
46:03I loved it.
46:04Yeah, listen,
46:05I think at this point
46:05in the competition,
46:06all the kids are doing
46:07really well,
46:08but I think we know
46:09what we have to do.
46:10Eliminate Susie, too.
46:12No!
46:14Silence.
46:14I've made my decision.
46:17Bring back my girls.
46:18Welcome back, queens.
46:20I've made some decisions.
46:24Susie Toot,
46:26Lexi Love.
46:28This week,
46:28you spoke softly,
46:30but carried a big shtick.
46:33You are both safe.
46:37I just got it.
46:40She was doing a bit.
46:44You may step to
46:45the back of the stage.
46:46Oh, my gosh.
46:47All right.
46:50Anya Nerve,
46:51your big fupa
46:52was super duper.
46:55Samstar,
46:56the judges
46:56were fonda
46:58your shonda.
47:02Anya,
47:03congratulations,
47:04you are the winner
47:04of this week's challenge.
47:05Thank you so much.
47:08You've won
47:08a cash tip
47:09of $5,000.
47:11Presented by
47:12Got2Be.
47:13I did it!
47:15You two may join
47:16the other girls.
47:18We did it.
47:19Ah, ah, ah.
47:20Big fupa.
47:20Ah, ah, ah, ah.
47:23Wow.
47:23Another one.
47:27Lana Jure,
47:28your drippy cue
47:30did not leave a mark.
47:33Lydia Butthole Collins,
47:34your proctologist,
47:36could have gone deeper.
47:38Jules Sparkles,
47:39your vernacular
47:40was less than spectacular.
47:46Jules Sparkles,
47:47you are safe.
47:50You may join
47:51the other girls.
47:53That means Lana
47:54and Lydia.
47:55I'm sorry, my dears,
47:56but you are up
47:57for elimination.
47:59Here I am again
48:00in the bottom
48:00for the third time,
48:01but Lana is also
48:03about to go into
48:04her third lip sync
48:05and I have some plans
48:06up my sleeves
48:06that I'm excited to show.
48:08Two queens
48:09stand before me.
48:10Prior to tonight,
48:11you are asked to prepare
48:12a lip sync performance
48:14of Unholy
48:15by Sam Smith.
48:16Ladies,
48:17this is your last chance
48:18to impress me
48:19and save yourself
48:21from elimination.
48:24The time has come
48:25for you to lip sync
48:28for your life.
48:34Good luck
48:35and don't
48:37fuck it up.
48:39Dirty, dirty, dirty boy.
48:42I don't want to show
48:43you something
48:44but I don't want to.
48:52Lucky, lucky girl.
48:54She got married
48:55to a boy like you.
48:57She'd kick you out
48:58if she ever, ever knew
49:00about all the
49:01you tell me that you do.
49:05Dirty, dirty boy.
49:07You know everyone
49:08is talking on the scene.
49:11I hear them whispering
49:11about the places
49:12that you're feeling
49:13and how you don't know
49:15how to keep
49:16your business clean.
49:19Mommy, I'm
49:19Daddy's got it hard.
49:22I don't want you
49:23to write down.
49:24Something I'm
49:25going.
49:26Daddy, daddy,
49:27if you want to drop
49:28the Addy, yellow.
49:29Give me Fendi,
49:30my balance.
49:31And when you need
49:32girl, get up
49:33out this dress.
49:34Drop it off
49:36the rock is getting hot
49:37at the barbershop
49:39doing something
49:40on for me.
49:41He's stopped
49:42while she's dropping it
49:44she be popping it
49:45when she's putting
49:47down for me.
49:48Here we go.
49:54Queens, I've made my decision.
50:04Lana Geray,
50:11Shantae, you stay.
50:14You may join
50:15the other girls.
50:17Thank you so much.
50:18Lydia Butthole
50:30Collins.
50:31I will always
50:33have a soft spot
50:35for you.
50:36Now,
50:37sashay away.
50:39Thank you so much.
50:40All of you,
50:41this has been
50:42the biggest dream
50:43of mine
50:43since this show
50:44started
50:45when I was five.
50:46Well, shit.
50:59To be sashaying away
51:03right now
51:04feels awful.
51:06I never thought
51:06that scissoring
51:06would be a bad thing,
51:07but today
51:08Gorilla got me.
51:10I would just say
51:10to RuPaul,
51:11thank you for
51:12accepting me
51:13for making a space
51:14for drag in the world
51:15and thank you
51:16to everyone
51:16who loves drag
51:17because there's going
51:18to be a lot
51:18of it coming your way.
51:19Expect it to be
51:20exciting,
51:21unique,
51:22and never
51:22boring.
51:23Conjagulations,
51:31queens.
51:31And remember,
51:32if you can't love
51:33yourself,
51:33how in the hell
51:34are you going
51:34to love somebody else?
51:35Can I get an amen
51:35in here?
51:36Amen!
51:37All right,
51:37now let the music play.
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