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00:00That was so bleh.
00:06It is Romeo and Juliet up in here.
00:08Lydia and Cory, two star-crossed lovers, lip-synced against each other to kiss me deadly, and Lydia kissed her deadly.
00:16This is a Shakespearean tragedy, and I love it.
00:19Oh my god.
00:20It says, good night, kingdom.
00:22I think this is the least amount of words Cory has ever said.
00:25I know, I said that's all?
00:27But it looks a little incomplete.
00:28I'm gonna just...
00:30Aww.
00:31How do you feel right now?
00:32I feel so happy to be here.
00:35I am really sad that Cory's not gonna be here.
00:38I could not even look at Rue or the judges in the eyes when she was announcing who stayed.
00:41Bitch, it was you or her, so...
00:43I'm glad it was me.
00:44But I'm sorry, Cory.
00:45Bye, Cory.
00:46Bye, Cory.
00:47I am trying my absolute hardest to not let this get to me, but there is something special about what Cory and I were doing here together.
00:56It feels great to have survived, but there's a deep sadness running through my body right now.
01:01Congratulations to Jules!
01:03Congratulations, Julesy!
01:04I got my first win!
01:06I feel like I can finally see the finish line, when before it was just a blurry vision.
01:10And it was a slow burn, but bitch, Jules is here.
01:13And she's here to sparkle.
01:15You okay, Lexi?
01:16Lexi, are you okay?
01:17Jules, you look amazing.
01:19I get it.
01:20Please don't take any of my energy as anything trying to take it away from you.
01:23Just, you know me and my inner saboteur, honey.
01:26I am my own biggest enemy and I just am beating myself up.
01:29I feel like the blushing bride that definitely was left at the altar.
01:33I won talent show!
01:35Now, I have not won anything else yet, though.
01:38I love this look.
01:40For me, this is not a bottom two look.
01:41I do think there were other looks that possibly could have taken my place in the bottom.
01:45Like who?
01:46You.
01:47Me?
01:48Go what?
01:49Are you that delusional?
01:50I mean, it is a bra and a skirt, but...
01:52But it's well done.
01:53It is a very tailored bra and skirt.
01:54And it looks like you skinned a dead cat.
01:56Oh, thank you.
01:57She did.
02:00What are the statistics at this point?
02:02We have three girls with two wins.
02:04Anya, Sam, and I.
02:05And three with one win.
02:06Arrietty, Lexi, and Jules.
02:08And Lana and Lydia are having a great time.
02:10Right.
02:11Baby, all you can do is laugh.
02:13And take your drag off.
02:15Let's laugh out of this drag.
02:17Lydia, I cannot believe you said I was going to be in the bottom.
02:21Are you crazy?
02:22It's a little basic for me.
02:23It's a little basic.
02:24I'm fine.
02:25What is it?
02:26I'm just going to hold my comment.
02:28For the girls who haven't won anything yet...
02:31I hate when they compare wins.
02:33Makes me feel left out.
02:34I've been nice the entire time.
02:35I've been a sister.
02:36Yeah.
02:37Don't make me be a brother.
02:38Because I can.
02:39The girls are finally realizing that this competition is a competition.
02:44It is now time to show what you got.
02:46And if you're not going to show it...
02:48You can join your friends.
02:51Good morning, Kingdom.
02:52We're back.
02:53We're back.
02:54We're back.
02:55And goodbye, Kingdom.
02:57New week.
02:58No Cory to distract me at this point.
03:01So whatever this next challenge is, I need to swing bit and knock it out of the park.
03:06Hello, hello, hello.
03:07Hello, hello, hello.
03:08Hello, hello, hello.
03:09Hello, hello.
03:10Hello, hello.
03:11Hey.
03:12How are you all doing?
03:14Good.
03:15Good.
03:16Good.
03:17Is anyone going to ask me how I'm doing?
03:18How are you?
03:19How are you, Michelle?
03:20Well, to be honest, I'm sad.
03:23And I think I know why.
03:25Oh.
03:26Tell us.
03:27I'm missing a major player that left too early this season.
03:31Oh, God.
03:33Is someone coming back?
03:35For the first time in Drag Race Herstory, we're bringing back...
03:40The Badonkadonte!
03:43I thought I finished with that bitch.
03:47And now she's back.
03:48I suggest that you take off anything that you don't want to get wet,
03:51and meet me on the main stage in five minutes.
03:55Bye!
03:56And go!
04:05Queens!
04:06Give a warm Drag Race welcome to Entertainment Weekly senior writer, Joey Nolfe!
04:13Hello, Queens.
04:14For today's revenge.
04:16Ooh!
04:17I mean mini challenge.
04:18Oh, God.
04:19You'll each take a seat atop the Badonkadonk tank.
04:23Joey and I will ask you a series of questions.
04:26If you answer correctly, you'll stay dry.
04:29If not, you get dunked.
04:31Oh, girl.
04:32That's great.
04:33Oh, Lord.
04:34Do you know how much product I have to use to get my hair to look like this?
04:37Bitch, I do not want to wet my hair right now.
04:39Lydia Butthole Collins, you are first.
04:42Hi, Bruno.
04:43Oh, thanks.
04:45Ooh, the hand on the back.
04:48Bro, Cory's gonna be mad.
04:49Oh, that's bad.
04:51Okay, first question.
04:52Lydia, what's your favorite color?
04:54Blue.
04:55Wrong.
04:56It's red.
04:57I'm gonna piss in this tank and make these bitches drink it.
05:03Jules, what's your favorite body part?
05:07Penis.
05:08Wrong.
05:09It's your uvula.
05:16Who is your favorite drag race judge?
05:18Michelle Visage.
05:19Brown nose.
05:20Everyone is getting dunked left to right.
05:25Damn.
05:26Dropping like flies.
05:30Arrietty.
05:31Hello.
05:32This may be the sweetest revenge of all.
05:34No, don't be mercy.
05:38Are you a top?
05:40Ooh.
05:41Or are you a bottom?
05:42I'm a bot.
05:43Ooh, wait, hold on.
05:46She's definitely a bottom bitch.
05:47She's a bottom.
05:48She's a bottom.
05:49Hello.
05:51Squeeze.
05:52The winner of today's mini challenge is...
05:56Hey, where did Joey go?
05:58Michelle, I'm up here, help.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:02This one's for you, Hormona.
06:09Go to ew.com slash drag race to hear my exclusive interview with Joey Nolfe.
06:14Oh, yeah.
06:16Queens.
06:17The love language of drag is...
06:19Shade.
06:20Yes.
06:21That is right.
06:22So, for this week's maxi challenge, we're throwing the first ever...
06:26Villains Roast.
06:28Yeah.
06:31I drop punchlines on these hoes all day.
06:34I feel like...
06:35God, I keep saying this, but I feel like this is gonna be my week.
06:39You will pay a comedy tribute to three of the shadiest queens in drag race herstory.
06:44Oh, my God.
06:45Oh, my God.
06:46Mistress Isabel Brooks.
06:47Oh, my God.
06:48Candy Muse.
06:49Oh, my God.
06:50Absolutely.
06:51And Plain Jane.
06:52Oh, my God.
06:53Later today, you'll workshop your material with me and the irrepressible Whitney Cummings.
07:01Oh, my God.
07:02Oh, my God.
07:03Yes.
07:04Yes.
07:05Jules Sparkles, you won last week's maxi challenge.
07:07Huh?
07:08So, you get to assign the order of the roast.
07:11Oh, my God.
07:14It's on, bitch.
07:15Ooh.
07:16Racers, start your engines.
07:19And may the best drag queen win.
07:21Ah!
07:23Let's get this roast to cooking.
07:25Let's get it.
07:26Jules has the honor of giving us the order for the roast, and she could try and please everyone
07:31or be strategic.
07:32So, as a pageant bitch, I'm hoping she's strategic and sets these bitches up.
07:36I would like to hear from each of you what place you want and why.
07:40We'll start with Lexi.
07:41I would like last place, please.
07:43I would like to wrap this shit up.
07:45I want to win.
07:46Lydia, what place would you like?
07:47Wow.
07:48Or is there anyone you don't want to go behind or go in front of?
07:50What's the tea with that?
07:51I mean, I don't want to go behind someone like Susie.
07:54Okay.
07:55Sam?
07:56I would like to go earlier in the roast, not after Susie or Anya or Lexi.
08:01But I am comfortable going after Arrietty, Lana, and Lydia.
08:07Lana, where do you want to go?
08:09Probably like third.
08:10Okay, Susie.
08:11I would like to go first or last.
08:12Okay.
08:13Arrietty?
08:14Roasts aren't my thing.
08:15So.
08:16I think I would like the middle, so fourth.
08:18Anya?
08:19I would like to go second or third.
08:20Okay.
08:21Well, the judges deliberate.
08:22Y'all can sit here and, you know, do your thing and I will.
08:25Oh, wow.
08:26That's how we're doing this.
08:27Yes, absolutely.
08:28I'm definitely considering all acting challenges, comedy challenges, and the reading challenge.
08:32Hmm.
08:33I'm not a big roaster, so I want to look as perfect as I can.
08:37Oh!
08:38This is tough.
08:39Lana and Lydia don't have a win.
08:41I don't want to put them in a tough position because that would just be mean.
08:44Okay.
08:45I think I've come up with my plan.
08:47I think this is a very, very diplomatic bitch.
08:49I feel like the Robin Hood of drags.
08:50Going first and opening the show is Anya.
08:52Going second is Arrietty.
08:53Third is myself.
08:54Fourth is Lana.
08:55Fifth is Sam.
08:56Sixth is Lydia.
08:57Seventh is Susie.
08:58And eighth is Lexi.
08:59You fucking bitch.
09:02You set me up with Susie.
09:04What the fuck is happening right now?
09:07Lexi wanted to close the show.
09:08You shaded me.
09:09Everybody's shaded.
09:10Why you shade me?
09:11Well, I didn't want to go.
09:12She can do what you wanted.
09:13You wanted love.
09:14She fought Susie before me, girl.
09:16I did give the harder placements to the girls that have wins already and to the girls who've been doing well in this competition.
09:22You've got to win now.
09:23Okay.
09:24And I picked the order, bitch, so obviously I'm going to put myself in the place I want.
09:28I'm feeling a little stabbed in the back.
09:32I think Jules wanted to go after me because she knew I was going to do bad.
09:37It's shady as hell to me.
09:38You put yourself in a sweet spot.
09:41Bitch, Arrietty is pissed and Lexi is equally pissed.
09:46But this is not RuPaul's best friend race, okay?
09:49I would never do what Jules did.
09:51Like ever.
09:52But if she wants to play the game, then I could play the game too.
09:55I'm so excited.
09:56Yes.
09:57Yes.
10:00Hello.
10:01Hello.
10:02Gorgeous lady.
10:03Hi, hi, hi, hi.
10:04It's time to meet up with our comedy coaches, Michelle Visage and Whitney Cummings.
10:09Queens, say hello to Whitney Cummings.
10:11Hi.
10:12Thank you for having me.
10:14She is a comedy superstar.
10:16She has roasted.
10:17She has toasted.
10:18They're all like, I thought John Rivers was dead.
10:20Whitney and I are here to help you work through your approach to this roast.
10:25When it comes to roasting, what you're giving someone when you roast them is the gift of them being able to laugh at themselves.
10:31That's how we play defense against it coming off kind of mean.
10:34Do you want to stop yawning or?
10:36Sorry.
10:39I'm so sorry.
10:40Did the Adderall wear off?
10:43It's not because I'm bored or tired.
10:45I'm just a yawny girl.
10:47I'm sorry Whitney.
10:48Let's start with Anya.
10:49Hey.
10:50Do you want to try out one of your jokes?
10:51Sure.
10:52Today we have the opportunity to roast Duveter, Sculptra, and Insolent.
10:57Great.
10:58Sorry, sorry.
10:59I mean Candy Muse playing Jane and mistress Isabel Brooks.
11:01Anya has been killing every comedy challenge.
11:03This is Drag Race in it, not Make-A-Wish.
11:08And Jules knew if someone strong goes before me, I'm going to look even worse so that she can take the light after me.
11:18So, it's not a good feeling.
11:19Now, Arietti, when I announced the roast challenge, you looked like the fear of God had entered your body.
11:25Are you scared?
11:26Very much.
11:27Because I don't really like write jokes.
11:29I like to come off cute.
11:31Yeah.
11:32But then what comes out of my mouth is not cute.
11:34You're a secret cunt.
11:35Exactly.
11:36Exactly.
11:37Since you have that bitchy streak, call upon that.
11:40Yes.
11:41Okay.
11:42I have a lot of work to do.
11:43And for someone that doesn't really do this, not even time.
11:48Jules Sparkle.
11:49Hi.
11:50What do you think people think about you?
11:53I think they think I'm a dumb whore.
11:55Oh.
11:56And so I'm going to lean into that a little bit.
11:57Okay.
11:58So, one of the jokes that I had come up with that's like me misreading something is,
12:00mistress, you know, your face is so stamped.
12:03You really let your creativity run wild with your makeup.
12:06And that's surprising because it looks like you hate to run.
12:08I think that's funny.
12:09Great, great, great.
12:10I would get there quicker, but it's still funny.
12:12Okay.
12:13So, it's more about the delivery.
12:14Yeah.
12:15And then just like knowing it so that you can be your whimsical self.
12:17There's a whole art to roasting.
12:18So, I'm going to have to stay up all night to memorize this so that I don't fuck up.
12:22So, Lana.
12:23Yes.
12:24You're meeting Whitney for the first time.
12:25Tell her who you are.
12:26I love to showcase looks and showcase my silly personality.
12:30I got zero silly from Lana Geray.
12:32From Lana Geray, I got beautiful model, but goofy, silly, no.
12:38Damn.
12:39What is a laugh?
12:40It's a surprise.
12:41Yeah.
12:42So, even better that you have been this stoic statue and then you come out and you're silly
12:46and you're like, give us that drama.
12:48I'm like, who's this person?
12:49I'm ready to see what you got.
12:51I said, mistress calls herself the heavyweight champion and I have to agree because the only
12:54thing heavier than her weight is my weight for a maxi challenge win.
12:57Here's what I will say.
13:00If you're too self-deprecating, then sometimes they're going to take their cues from you.
13:04This is a roast.
13:05You better roast or your ass could be going home.
13:08A lot of people tell me I'm funny in the work room, but not when it comes to like being
13:12on stage and having to be funny.
13:14So, I hope that I'm able to rework this because one more slip up and they will send my ass out
13:18of the door.
13:19Sham Starr.
13:20Dang.
13:21You want to tell us a little?
13:23Now, Ms. T.S. Madison, we all know you've dabbled in sex work.
13:26Bitch, I think you've fucked more rich white men than cryptocurrency.
13:31Excellent.
13:33Lydia Butthole Collins, how do you think you are perceived?
13:36I think I'm sort of like...
13:37Tired?
13:40I'm perceived kind of outwardly sweet.
13:42I'm considered like a kumbaya girl.
13:44But I do have all these horrible, evil, disgusting thoughts in my brain.
13:48Your drag name is so funny.
13:50I just don't buy that that's your drag name and you're not going to knock this out of the park.
13:54Brain.
13:55I have a very cynical and rotted sense of humor and I'm hopefully going to tap into that
14:00inner evil that I have and not hold back one bit.
14:03Susie Toot, meet Whitney, come in.
14:05Hi, Susie.
14:06Hello.
14:07We've seen you do some comedy and you want to RDR live, so does that put some additional
14:11pressure on you?
14:12I think it does.
14:13I'm a little bit cerebral.
14:14I think I could run into the issue of being a little too smart.
14:19That is some bullshit.
14:21Don't let her fool you.
14:22The bitch is funny.
14:23Okay.
14:24Ain't none of her jokes ever went over my head.
14:25Uh-huh.
14:26So I ain't nothing cerebral about it.
14:27Okay.
14:28She's trying to like bring the expectations down so she can exceed it.
14:32She's like, I'm cerebral.
14:33This is like me.
14:35I'm afraid of going over people's heads.
14:38Bitch, please.
14:39Anya blew my cover.
14:41Yeah, I'm gonna do well.
14:43Yeah, I'm good at this.
14:44God forbid.
14:45Huh.
14:46And last but certainly not least, Lexi Love, let's hear what you got.
14:50Candy Muse is such a cunt that she uses Summer's Eve as mouthwash.
14:54Candy Muse, you're such a yeasty cunt that next year she could make no rise.
15:00Lexi, you are on your way, my darling.
15:03The more pressure I have, I mean, the worst I feel like I'm gonna do.
15:12And I was like, well, since Jules wants to play the game, let me play too.
15:18So I'm taking a few of her jokes.
15:22How fun.
15:24Okay, ladies, we are gonna wrap this up.
15:27Thank you, Michelle.
15:28Thank you, Whitney.
15:29Message one.
15:31Karma's a fucking bitch.
15:39Let's get this roast to cooking.
15:40Who's hungry?
15:41Ready to roast a bitch.
15:43It's time for the roast, sweetie.
15:45And I'm feeling very confident, especially based on the fact that all these bitches are upset and pressed and bothered about the lineup.
15:53I'm like, okay, I'm coming with positive energy.
15:55I'm gonna be funny.
15:58Are you excited?
15:59I'm so excited.
16:00I feel like with scripted comedy, it has not been an easy road for me.
16:04I beg your pardon.
16:06Buy me a drink first.
16:07So I'm excited to hopefully redeem myself.
16:10Yes, yes.
16:11I'm excited to let out my secret evil side.
16:14Yes.
16:15Let it out.
16:16I was up all night working on my roast.
16:18So I think that my delusional confidence today has led to the fact that I am so tired.
16:40The tension is thick, bitch.
16:42The tension is tensioning.
16:48Moving stations?
16:49Mm-hmm.
16:53I do not want to be next to Jules right now.
16:56I don't want to argue with her before the roast.
16:59Because I don't want to be in my head even more.
17:01You know I wasn't trying to set you up, right?
17:07I wasn't trying to set you up, you know that, right?
17:10I don't believe that.
17:12You putting yourself after me.
17:14Now you're literally hoping that I don't do good so that you can do better.
17:19So that is a thing that's irritating me.
17:21What?
17:22I'm sorry.
17:26Okay.
17:31Are you moving over to the cool girls?
17:33I'm to the not hateful people.
17:35I'm sorry, Ariane.
17:36I mean, we are in a competition.
17:38So I'm here to play.
17:39Yeah.
17:40And at this point, I don't give a fuck about anyone's feelings.
17:42Okay, what?
17:43And it honestly gave me a fire in my ass to do better.
17:46Okay, cool.
17:48At the end of the day, all you can do is stab your friend in the back.
17:51Wait, did she leave Jules?
17:52All the way down the rehearsal?
17:53Uh-huh.
17:54The girls are moving and switching, honey.
17:55The girls are moving and switching.
17:56Me and Arrietty are completely done fooling with Jules.
17:58You don't matter?
17:59Uh-huh.
18:00About the placement.
18:01That ain't even the word.
18:02That's what you asked for, though.
18:03She knows how much you have thrown me off or gotten in my head.
18:06From the get-go, Susie is a front-runner and I was a front-runner.
18:10Why is she out front-running me?
18:12This was a setup.
18:13Honestly, if you were in her position, would you not set someone up?
18:16The fact that she messed up because I'm not the one.
18:19It should have been whoever's been performing best, which would be Susie.
18:21But she did set me up in that she didn't give me what I wanted.
18:24You wanted to be last.
18:26And she gave you that.
18:27It's like she honored-
18:28Oh, no, she punished me for asking for last.
18:30No, I don't think so.
18:31All right, girl.
18:33I disagree.
18:34Here's the real tea.
18:35Where you are placed in the roast does not matter that much.
18:39How you personally are affected by where you place in the roast matters a lot.
18:45It was a stunt to try and throw me off and not going to be thrown off this time.
18:48You're saying, well, that's not gonna work, I'm not gonna get thrown off.
18:51It sounds to me like you are currently thrown off.
18:53Well, we shall see when I do my set.
18:55Okay, Beba.
18:57I can't control your inner saboteur.
18:59And I can't be the one to blame.
19:01You could flip the script in your mind and just say,
19:03this is an opportunity to outshine one of the biggest players in the game.
19:06You're gonna do a great job.
19:08And you can't let that get in your head.
19:10We should be happy, fun.
19:11It's the roast day.
19:12It's really silly, Lexi.
19:13You have to admit that it's silly.
19:14$200,000 is not silly.
19:16Sam is trying to look out for me, but the roast is over here to me somewhere.
19:24And over here, where I really am, is just Susie Toot and Jules.
19:28And I'm just like, oh my fucking God, like I cannot escape this headspace.
19:34Ah, fuck.
19:39How are you, baby?
19:40I'm okay.
19:41Are you sure?
19:42Everyone left me.
19:43No one wasn't sending to me.
19:44It's okay.
19:45I think it's a little dramatic.
19:46I actually consulted her and I said, hey, I don't feel really good about this.
19:49And then she put herself after me.
19:50So that's kind of fucked up.
19:51That's the whole thing.
19:52I consulted her as well, like weeks ago about feeling uncomfortable about Susie.
19:56And it was a stunt.
19:57I could care less about how Lexi feels right now because I gave that bitch what she asked for.
20:01But I care about what Arrietty feels because she's my friend.
20:04And I hate that I made her feel this way when that was not the intention.
20:08I just want to apologize to you, Arrietty, because like, you're right.
20:11I did put myself after you because I'm not very confident in a roast.
20:14So I didn't want to go behind one of the stronger players.
20:17So thank you.
20:18As a friend, I would never do that to you.
20:19So thank you for actually saying that out loud.
20:21I would have done it to someone else that wasn't my sister.
20:23Damn, so everybody in here ain't your sister?
20:25Yes, they're all my sisters, but I feel like me and her had a connection.
20:27We do have a connection.
20:28So that's why I'm more hurt by that.
20:30I didn't mean to make you, like, get in your head about this.
20:33Well, you didn't.
20:34Hey, I'm still a little hurt.
20:36I mean, I'm fucking human.
20:39Girl, you could cut the tension in the room with a butter knife, huh?
20:42You know, I hope that when we get to the stage that our energy shifts,
20:46because I want this to be a great roast.
20:48Shut up.
20:49Let a bitch be mad.
20:50Of course y'all don't feel a type of weight because you didn't do it to you.
20:53That's why you don't feel some type of weight.
20:55Okay, yeah.
20:56You have officially wrecked you.
20:58That is not good, bitch.
21:01That is not funny.
21:03What's funny?
21:04Why are you laughing?
21:05Because.
21:06It seems shady.
21:07There is no reason why Jules should be having you, like, spiraling low-key.
21:11All I'm going to say is that my intention was not to get in your head.
21:14Girl, laugh.
21:15That was not my, I'm going to say.
21:16You can feel however you want to feel if you're feeling are valid.
21:18I was not trying to get in your head.
21:20That was not my intention.
21:21Girl.
21:22And I do think.
21:23So exhausting.
21:24Okay.
21:25All right.
21:28I will leave it at that.
21:29That's all I can say.
21:30Leave it at that.
21:31I will leave it at that.
21:33All of a sudden, I am the fucking, the villain of the season, girl.
21:36They're going to roast me next season, bitch.
21:39At the end of the day.
21:40Shut your ass up, bitch.
21:41What's up, bitch?
21:42Ah!
21:43Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
21:45She's your favorite villain's favorite villain, Michelle Visage.
21:49I blame it on the edit.
21:51They all do, darling.
21:52They all do.
21:54The tantalizing T.S. Madison.
21:56Now, Maddie, would you rather roast or be roasted?
22:00Oh, you know I go both ways.
22:02See, I'd rather be spit-roasted.
22:05And the fabulous Whitney Cummings.
22:08Thank you for helping our queens.
22:10And thank you for all the free makeup I just stole.
22:14They call me Anastasia Woodland Hill.
22:18This week, we challenged our queens to dish out the laughs
22:21at our first ever villain's roast.
22:24Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
22:30It's the villain's roast.
22:34Honoring.
22:35Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
22:36Drag delusion, girl.
22:38Plain Jane.
22:39You look a fool.
22:40Do you do clown at mass?
22:42And Candy Muse.
22:43If you're not up-star quality, get the fuck out of here.
22:46Let's welcome our first roaster, Anya Nurse.
22:50Hello, hello, hello.
22:52Welcome to RuPaul's Villain's Roast.
22:57I am so honored to be the first queen in drag race herstory to be roasting our very own plain Jane, Candy Muse, and Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
23:07You may also recognize them as the cast of STD the Rusical.
23:10Now, Candy, I'm going to start with you.
23:12I would consider you the Tasmanian Devil of your season, so I'm going to speak this in a language only me and you can understand.
23:23Hear me there!
23:24Hear me there!
23:25Hear me there!
23:26Hear me there!
23:27Hear me there!
23:28Stand up!
23:29Stand up!
23:30Period!
23:31Now, me and Candy gonna translate that for y'all.
23:32Say it with me, Candy.
23:33If you don't have star quality, get the fuck out of here!
23:38Jules, that means you, baby.
23:41Yes, yes, yes.
23:43Now, plain Jane, I am so sorry that you didn't get a chance to experience this roast moment with your dear sister, Corey King.
23:51But I will have you know that she is just as beautifully untalented, rotted, and dumb as you are.
23:58And I see exactly where she get it from.
24:00And Mistress Isabelle Brooks, thank you so much for being here.
24:04I'm sure you had nothing else going on.
24:08Okay, okay.
24:09This next entertainer has the comedic timing of a cancer diagnosis.
24:13Oh, wow!
24:14Put those hands together and get ready for Arietta!
24:19To be honest, I am shaking in my boots right now.
24:23I am so scared of roasting people.
24:26But not as much as plain Jane is scared of emotional intelligence.
24:31Or Miss Isabel Brooks.
24:33Oh, I said that wrong.
24:36Candy Muse is afraid of tongue twisters.
24:38Or Miss Isabel Brooks is scared of elevator weight limits.
24:46Yeah, there we go.
24:47There we go.
24:48Yikes.
24:49Oh, my God.
24:50It's hard to watch.
24:53She's trying to give her way through it.
24:56But it's going down.
24:59I take it back.
25:00I take it back.
25:01I'm not going to make a fat joke about Mistress.
25:03Because Mistress is already a fat joke.
25:05Oh, my God, she stole my jokes.
25:13Oh, my God, she stole my jokes.
25:15If you hate Candy Muse, you are or probably are racist.
25:20And if you like Candy Muse, you like bad drag.
25:23Marita, cabrona.
25:26Plain Jane, I relate to you the most.
25:28The only difference between you and I is in my childhood, I played outside with kids and friends.
25:34You grew up alone in the dark, sucking on batteries.
25:39Did you not?
25:40You clocked it, sister.
25:42Thank you for spilling.
25:44I kind of just want to run up there and put her out of her misery.
25:47It's just like you're watching a starving dog.
25:51And you want to bring it some food.
25:53But you're like, maybe we should just shoot it in the head.
25:56Every Yeti set is just sad.
25:58And in conclusion.
26:00Yay!
26:04And in conclusion.
26:06I honestly don't think you guys are villains.
26:07The real villains are the girls that smile to your face and then stab you in the back.
26:11Just like this next diva.
26:13So give it up for the dumbest crackhead I know.
26:17Juice Michaels!
26:19That set was the villain of the season, baby.
26:21Go learn the music, baby.
26:27Period, you that fucking bitch.
26:29I'm gagged that I'm about to go on stage and this bitch just stole my jokes.
26:34Wow, that was very intelligent.
26:37Okay.
26:42Welcome back to the Villains Roast.
26:45Hi everyone, my name is Jules Sparkles and I am so excited to be here at the Villains Roast.
26:52Right in front of me, I have three of the biggest villains of all time.
26:56And I do mean the biggest villains of all time, bitch.
26:59No, no, no, that wasn't a fat joke.
27:00I am not going to make fat jokes today.
27:02I think those are just so tired and overdone and just plain mean.
27:06So, before I roast you three fat jokes, let me say...
27:12Jules is stumbling a little bit because, I mean, I took two of her jokes.
27:19Karma is really a bitch though.
27:20Drag Race is a massive platform, but not as massive as Candy Muse's back.
27:27Drag Race is worldwide now, but not as wide as Candy Muse's back.
27:32Not too much.
27:36Plain Jane does remind me of somebody I know.
27:37This person and you both struggle in foundation shade matching and is weirdly into Russian hookers.
27:44You are the Donald Trump of drag!
27:46Well, at least you do have the biggest boobs in drag.
27:49Next to Mistress, out of drag.
27:51Speaking of Mistress, I get it, the camera adds 10 pounds.
27:55But girl, you did walk in with the first 300.
27:56Ooh, ooh!
27:58Well, that was my roast.
28:01The next queen coming onto the stage is gorgeous.
28:04And when it comes to comedy, she's gorgeous.
28:07She loves Lana Geray!
28:09Wow, Jules. I could have said it better myself.
28:13Good evening, everyone.
28:14My name is Lana Geray.
28:16Some of you may know me as a model, a nice pair of legs, or, as the judges now know me, a disappointment.
28:22Mistress is known for being in a lot of eras.
28:24You know, she's been in her congenial era, her top four era.
28:27But for her doctor's sake, let's all pray she's in her fitness era.
28:31Now, Plain Jane!
28:33Sister, how are you doing tonight?
28:34I'm good.
28:35Actually, I don't give a fuck.
28:37Plain Jane is so white, she's not racist because she has a black friend, Corey King.
28:43Plain Jane, honestly, I don't have that much material on you because some of these jokes really just white themselves.
28:48Candy Muse.
28:50Her drag race legacy will be remembered for so many, many years.
28:55Candy Muse is so dumb, period.
29:00Yes, Lana, you better tell those jokes, Lana. All my sister is killing it.
29:07Candy is known for sitting alone in the VIP, but I actually have a fun fact.
29:10She wasn't sitting alone in the VIP.
29:13She was saving ten seats for T.S. Madison Daz.
29:16Now, Miss Next Queen, she owns the stage, much like her family owned my ancestors.
29:21Make a noise for the one and only Sam Star!
29:25Hello, everyone.
29:27Please give it up one more time for my longtime family friend, Miss Lana Geray.
29:32Miss Plain Jane.
29:33Miss Plain Jane.
29:34Plain did introduce herself to the world with her iconic burger finger.
29:38And her drag sister, Corey King, introduced herself to the world with her butthole finger.
29:45We have the fabulous Candy Muse.
29:48Candy Muse is so ugly, she don't get asked out on dates.
29:52She gets asked out on dares.
29:54Why you laughing?
29:56And in closing, to my southern sister mistress, all I have to say to you is...
30:04Bless your heart.
30:06Disease.
30:10One more fat joke and I'm a loser!
30:13Thank y'all so much. Give it up for Lydia Butthole Collins!
30:18Thank you, Sam.
30:20Thank you, Rue, for bringing us these... things.
30:23First, I want to say hello to the panel, though.
30:24Rue, hi!
30:26Now that Corey's gone, I am going to need another bald black man to fill that void.
30:31And you do like seeing me in the bottom, anyway, so...
30:35Also, Whitney Cummings is here! Hello!
30:38Whitney, I am so sorry that I yawned yesterday during our table read.
30:43The truth is, I wasn't tired.
30:45You're just really fucking boring.
30:47So I'm just going to get to our main event.
30:50The villains!
30:51A couple of these divas know a thing or two about roasting and shredding.
30:54Like, a pot roast, shredded chicken, roast beef.
30:58Mistress, I'm honestly surprised you could be on Drag Race, bitch.
31:01You're not racing anyone.
31:05Come on, Miss Butthole!
31:08Did you just bleach it?
31:10Look, it's so pretty! It's funny!
31:12Mistress, it is an honor to be here with you.
31:14I'm a really, really big fan.
31:17Is what Mistress would say if she was dressed like an oscillating fan.
31:22Moving on, Jenny from The Blob.
31:25Candy Muse!
31:27Candy, you were actually raised as a moron.
31:29Oh no, sorry, I read that wrong.
31:31As a Mormon.
31:33I heard you left the Mormon church, though, because you refused to compete with six other women for food.
31:37Plain Jane, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule, jacking it to a mandatory meeting's elimination to be here with us today.
31:48I've learned a lot about Boston drag, as I've grown very close to Corey King, your sis.
31:52And I actually did bring a little piece of her with me.
31:54To this day, her jizz is still in my stomach.
31:57Oh my god!
31:59Oh my god!
32:01Now help me welcome our next queen, a reincarnated Edith Piaf trapped in a 24-year-old twink's body.
32:05Suzie Toots!
32:08I was fully expecting to lift the energy after Lydia, and I am in a completely different situation.
32:15Let's get on with this roast.
32:17Mistress is the former mother of sugar and spice, and I thought abortion was illegal in Texas.
32:24This would also be the only context in which Mistress would cut sugar out of her life.
32:28Candy Muse fancies herself a television host, but the only thing she's hosted consistently is parasites.
32:37Now, it's unfair to say that Candy is just riddled with STDs, because she's also riddled with a variety pack of mental illnesses.
32:45Plain, your sister Corey did sashay away last week, but don't worry, she carried on your legacy.
32:54She had a great ass, she was hateful, and she left no other impression.
32:59Damn.
33:00True.
33:01Now, I am not going to stand up here and call you old, RuPaul, because that would just be beating a dead horse.
33:08Which, funny enough, is Raven's job description.
33:11That was good, babe.
33:13That was good, babe.
33:15And that is my time.
33:17Now, please welcome to the stage your final entertainer, a dumb, ugly slut with no friends, Lexi Love!
33:24When Susie says you have no friends, I'm thinking, oh, fuck, did I turn everybody away from me?
33:36Every word in my brain left.
33:40I...
33:42No friends, no family, but I'm going to fuck this up, honey.
33:46Thank you, Susie Toot.
33:47You might be known after this as the Jinx monsoon for dummies.
33:50Onto our three deplorables of the evening.
33:54The only thing more terrifying than these three individuals is...
33:57You.
33:58RuPaul.
34:00Bunyan.
34:04Yikes!
34:06Candy Muse has such a rotted cunt mouth, Donald Trump tried to grab her by it.
34:10Allegedly, of course. Allegedly.
34:13Plain, Plain Jane.
34:15Plain is actually very attractive.
34:17She looks like Freddie Prinze Jr. outside of drag.
34:20If Freddie Prinze Jr. smoked crystal methamphetamines.
34:23Oh.
34:24And I would know, honey, I was an avid frequent flyer for years.
34:28The only thing meaner than Plain Jane is Candy Muse's underbite.
34:32Hey!
34:34Let's talk about Mistress Isabella!
34:36Isabelle, babe.
34:37Isabelle.
34:38Sorry, I love to add letters in like you like to add carbs.
34:40Hi!
34:41I do want to thank everybody for joining us here tonight.
34:44This has been a complete and total waste of my time, and I'm starting to smell sulfur.
34:48So, I'll see you ladies in hell.
34:50Good night.
34:51And now, let's hear from our villains.
34:57Now, me and the dolls just have some quick words for the girls.
35:01Cunt.
35:02Cunt.
35:03Cunt.
35:04Cunt.
35:05Cunt.
35:06Cunt.
35:07You're going home next.
35:09This was the most excruciating meet and greet that I've ever been a part of.
35:14You girls truly did the impossible.
35:16Lydia, you made me hate buttholes.
35:18Susie, you made me hate drag.
35:22Y'all know drag family means a lot to me.
35:24To my two nieces here today, Miss Lana Geray, I'm glad to see you're carrying on Lex's fourth placement.
35:29And to Arrietty, at least you've done better than the water girl.
35:34So, with that being said, let the music play.
35:37I, I'm that bitch.
35:38I, I'm that bitch.
35:39I, I'm that bitch.
35:40I, I'm that bitch.
35:41That's the way it is.
35:42Don't, don't what you wish.
35:43You could be that rich.
35:44But you ain't that bitch.
35:45It's unanimous.
35:47I'm that bitch.
35:52Category is, who wears short shorts?
35:56Up first, on your nerves.
35:59Woo!
36:00Girl, she got a wedgie.
36:02Imagine a big old pair of shorts and it can go all the way up to your titties to give you the most ultimate wedgie baby, but make it fashion.
36:12The zipper comes down and you can see my cha-chas, honey.
36:16She puts the ass in acid wash.
36:19Arrietty.
36:21Heavy is the tuck that wears the crown.
36:23Have y'all ever wondered what a Elvin Royal would wear to play football?
36:28Well, we don't actually play the game.
36:30We ain't getting dirty.
36:31Looking like this?
36:32Ms. Mama no man.
36:33This is what the first gay Pope will look like.
36:38Jules sparkles.
36:39Jules sparkles.
36:40What'd they do?
36:41Jules sparkles.
36:42Jules sparkles.
36:43Jules sparkles.
36:44I've got bows in my hair, bows on my shorts, I've got grommets everywhere.
36:48We've got everything that it takes to be jewels.
36:51I feel very, very gorgeous.
36:53Mmm, pantaloons from Petticoat Junction.
36:57Petticoat Junction.
36:59Lana Juret.
37:00Oh, shit!
37:01Okay.
37:02Come on, Naomi.
37:03Don't throw the Birkin bag.
37:05I am channeling Naomi Campbell D-squared 2003.
37:08I am running down the runway, giving bad bitch energy.
37:11I feel so beautiful and I'm so honored I get to pay homage to someone so inspirational to my drag.
37:16Is that a MAGA hat?
37:17Oh.
37:18Make America drag again.
37:19Yeah.
37:20Nobody can wear a red hat anymore, you know?
37:21I know.
37:22Shamshar.
37:23It's Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
37:25What?
37:26My short shorts, they are high cut and adorned with stars.
37:29I always was secretly jealous of the football team because they were so cool and popular.
37:34So this is a tribute to all of the sexy football players in the world and if you're single, call me.
37:39Ding!
37:40Anal beads.
37:41Don't leave home without...
37:44Lydia Butthole Collins.
37:46Now this is a gutsy look.
37:48It is.
37:49It is.
37:50I am a very tragic tale this week.
37:52It's a chemical peel gone wrong, my skin is falling off, but luckily my skin has stayed just around my cooter to cover it perfectly.
37:59The skin shorts are made out of a tulle fabric and on the back of them is a cute little sparkling butthole.
38:04Come to the party, come inside my butthole.
38:07That might be too much.
38:08I did not give her permission to use my before picture.
38:12Susie Tooth, you've heard of the Merchant of Venice?
38:15Yes!
38:16Well, this is the Merchant of Penis.
38:17Oh!
38:18Wow!
38:20I'm giving you full Elizabethan puffy shorts and baby, I whip that cape off to reveal my fruity little butt.
38:27Oh!
38:28Okay!
38:29It is historical, it's elevated, it's a cerebral kind of look.
38:33Now appearing in A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream.
38:38Lexi love!
38:39What kind of love?
38:40Lexi love!
38:41Okay!
38:42My look is a love letter to my village.
38:46My mom and a couple of her girlfriends and my drag family.
38:50Everybody spent hours stoning every pair of these shorts and I feel wrapped in love.
38:58If you stay shreddy, you ain't got to get shreddy.
39:03Welcome queens.
39:04I've made some decisions.
39:07When I call your name, please step forward.
39:10On your nerve.
39:12Susie Tooth.
39:13Ladies, you are safe.
39:18You may leave the stage.
39:24Queens, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
39:28Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
39:31First up, Arrietty.
39:32Arrietty.
39:33Arrietty, you seemed unsure, but you went for it.
39:36And then, the minute you fell even just a little bit.
39:39I said that wrong.
39:41It took you down.
39:42I just want to remind you that you did about as well as you said you were going to do.
39:46So I would just challenge you to anticipate winning and see what happens in every part of your life.
39:53Tonight's look is my favorite look.
39:55When they said, who wears short shorts?
39:57I was like, hey shorty!
39:59Can you not move your face right now?
40:00Is that what's happening?
40:01I know.
40:02I'm trying not to smile.
40:03It's like glued to my face.
40:04I'm sorry I have a bitch face.
40:05I love that you're subtitling your face right now.
40:10Next, Jules Sparkles.
40:12Hi.
40:13It started out really strong.
40:14You got up to the podium and you said that was intelligent.
40:17So that was actually really funny and my hopes were very high.
40:20When you, kind of like Arrietty, started not hitting...
40:23Let me say.
40:25It threw you off.
40:26However, the difference is you were pushing through it.
40:28You weren't going to stop.
40:29You were just doing bad joke after bad joke.
40:32Sam!
40:33You are absolutely stunning.
40:34I love the big poofs.
40:35Your superpower, I think, is your sweetness.
40:38And the roasting thing is a skill I really think you should work on because you can get away with murder.
40:44You could be the Caitlyn Jenner of drag.
40:46Wait.
40:48Wait.
40:50Fuck.
40:51Up next, Lana Jure.
40:52Hi.
40:53White.
40:56Some of these jokes really just white themselves.
40:58Honey, those white jokes really, really, really got it from you.
41:02When it's white, it's white.
41:03Congratulations.
41:04I hope you're so proud of yourself.
41:06I'm so proud of you.
41:07Britney Spears' dad.
41:08I want to just lock you in a house and have you all to myself.
41:11Well, yes.
41:13Did Naomi wear this in the D-squared show?
41:15Yes.
41:16This was Naomi Campbell with D-squared 2003.
41:17Yeah, but for here, like, it's different.
41:20This is like, I got this at the mall at Wet Seal.
41:23That's not even open anymore.
41:24The meanest thing I've heard today.
41:26There's not enough Lana in this outfit.
41:29But you proved that in the rose tonight.
41:31I'm good.
41:32Actually, I don't give a fuck.
41:33This is the first time I really got a sense of who you are.
41:36And that was so refreshing.
41:38Up next, Sham Shar.
41:41You were a southern belle.
41:42You came in.
41:43You stuck the knife in very slow.
41:44You turned it around, honey.
41:45And those girls felt every piece of it.
41:47Even me.
41:48Good.
41:49And it's hard to stick something to me and I don't feel it, baby.
41:52When you said, as we say in the South, bless your sweet little heart.
41:57Disease.
41:58That floored me.
42:00Your performance was just amazing.
42:02You make it look easy, which is kind of annoying.
42:04And then tonight, this is a drag look.
42:07So y'all can do your favorite looks.
42:09Just bring it here dragged up.
42:11Up next, Lydia Butthole Collins.
42:14Hello, Lydia.
42:16Your comic timing.
42:17You're not racing anyone.
42:18It was so perfect.
42:19I was like, is that my biological clock?
42:21What?
42:22What is ticking so perfectly?
42:23It's ticking.
42:24Thank you so much.
42:25What gathered me was the oscillating fan.
42:29Oh, gross.
42:30That was my favorite one.
42:32I love this look.
42:33It's very you.
42:34It's very ballsy, so to speak.
42:36It doesn't really read short shorts to me.
42:38I'm not going to lie.
42:39Listen, even this outfit, I get you.
42:41You're the kids I grew up with in the East Village.
42:43More importantly, you get it.
42:45All right.
42:46Everybody say Lexi Love.
42:47Yes.
42:48Yes.
42:49So what I really loved about your roast was how you admitted when the jokes did not, when
42:55they were not landing.
42:56You brought us in so we didn't have that uneasy feeling.
42:59However, they weren't funny.
43:02Got it.
43:03This look tonight, I like it.
43:04It's all shredded and tore up.
43:06Have you worn something where you drug it on the floor before while I was here?
43:09Yeah.
43:10Probably every week, yeah?
43:12Yeah.
43:13Every week.
43:14Now, I know you had some issues with going last.
43:18I got upset because I felt like the placement of Susie right before me was going to throw
43:22me off.
43:23And Jules knows my inner saboteur loves to tell myself the things that Susie Toot is better
43:28than me at.
43:29Because let's face it, I was sucking dick and smoking meth while she was studying and becoming
43:33better.
43:34You and Susie are totally two different kinds of queens.
43:37Your saboteur's lying to you.
43:38You know who you remind me of?
43:40Me.
43:41We're the bitches that don't take our Adderall because we forgot it in some guy's car.
43:45I don't have any notes or critiques for you.
43:48I do have something to say to your inner critic.
43:51And that is, fuck you.
43:53Let this be the last time that your inner saboteur gets to speak.
43:59Thank you, queens.
44:00I think we've heard enough.
44:01While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
44:06All right, now just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
44:09Let's start with Arrietty.
44:11Her looks are amazing.
44:12But when it comes down to the challenge, honey, Arrietty was her own worst enemy.
44:16She's very concerned with how she looks and how other people see her.
44:19Honey, if you're doing a roast, you have to throw that stuff out the window.
44:22Yes.
44:23Jules Sparkles.
44:24Listen, Jules' jokes didn't land, honey.
44:25There are people that caught more STDs than they caught her jokes.
44:28But Jules looked so pretty tonight.
44:31Yes, Marie Antoinette, I am absolutely fucking sick of it.
44:35I can't stop.
44:37But she looked so pretty.
44:39Lana Jure.
44:40I cannot believe how funny Lana Jure was tonight in that roast.
44:45I think she was like, listen, what have I got to lose?
44:47I too enjoyed her roast, honey.
44:48I could have cut me a piece of that and had it twice.
44:50Fix me a plate.
44:51But her outfit tonight, I didn't want a plate of what she had on.
44:54The top looked very cheap.
44:55I think I saw the children who made it sweats.
44:57Exactly.
44:58Sort of on the top.
44:59Dripped on the top.
45:01Sam Starr.
45:02She needed that one critique a couple weeks ago, and now she has hit the gas pedal.
45:06Tonight, Sam Starr got up to the podium.
45:08It was as if she's been hosting for years.
45:10She has this Tracy Flick energy that is normally a little repellent.
45:14It's exciting to watch someone want something so bad.
45:17Let's talk about Lydia Butthole Collins.
45:19As far as the jokes go, those were probably my favorite of the night.
45:23Her jizz is still in my stomach.
45:24They were cutting.
45:25They were roasting.
45:26I like my roast the way I like my man.
45:27How's that?
45:29Maybe it's because I'm a comedian.
45:30I enjoyed how playful the outfit was.
45:33I enjoyed that sparkly butthole in the back.
45:36Love butthole for more reasons.
45:38Let's talk about Lexi Love.
45:39In the challenge, I wanted her to let her saboteur be what makes her win.
45:46Because when you are a person who struggles with addiction,
45:49there's somebody that looks like a piece of your addiction sitting right next to you.
45:53She just has got to do to her inner saboteur whatever she did to all those jeans.
45:57My saboteur is always there.
45:59In fact, I've made friends with her.
46:00I go, hey, girl, what's up?
46:01Oh, you still there?
46:02But I'm going to do this thing over here.
46:04Once she learns that trick, I think there's no stopping Miss Lexi Love.
46:08I think we call that multiple personality disorder.
46:10Yes.
46:11Yes.
46:12Silence.
46:13I've made my decision.
46:14Bring back my girls.
46:17Welcome back, queens.
46:18I've made some decisions.
46:22Arrietty.
46:23You were royal on the runway, but your roast was a flush.
46:28I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
46:33Lana Geray.
46:34Tonight, your roast was so wrong, it was white.
46:40Sam Starr.
46:41Tonight, you served Southern Fried Shade.
46:45And honey, we sopped it up.
46:46With a biscuit.
46:47Mm-hmm.
46:48Lydia Butthole Collins.
46:51Tonight, you tore that roast a new one.
46:57Butthole, congratulations.
46:58You are the winner of this week's challenge.
47:00Oh, my God.
47:01You've won a cash tip of $5,000.
47:03Thank you so much.
47:04I don't even know what to say.
47:05It feels extra sweet to win the roast, especially because it's a comedy challenge.
47:06I did not expect to win one of those.
47:07Lana, Sam, you are both safe.
47:08The three of you may join the other girls.
47:09Thank you so much.
47:11I'm just feeling really on top of the world, and I'm funny.
47:13Oh, my God.
47:14Oh, my God.
47:15Jules Sparkles.
47:16You saw it on the runway, but in the roast, your jokes did not land.
47:20Lexi Love.
47:21You know where you're going, but in the roast, you lost direction.
47:23You lost direction.
47:24You lost direction.
47:25You lost direction.
47:26You lost direction.
47:27You lost direction.
47:28You lost direction.
47:29It's a comedy challenge.
47:30I did not expect to win one of those.
47:31Lana, Sam, you are both safe.
47:32The three of you may join the other girls.
47:33Thank you so much.
47:35I'm just feeling really on top of the world, and I'm funny.
47:37Oh, my God.
47:38Jules Sparkles.
47:39You saw it on the runway, but in the roast, your jokes did not land.
47:43You lost direction.
47:47Lexi Love, you are safe.
47:53You may join the other girls.
47:56That means Jules Sparkles.
47:58I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
48:01I can't believe I'm in this position right now.
48:03I'm not going to let this send me home.
48:04I have to fight.
48:06Arrietty, you might have stolen my jokes, but you are not stealing my spot in this competition.
48:11Two queens stand before me.
48:13Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
48:23The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
48:30This is my second time lip syncing, and it feels good and bad.
48:36Good because, I mean, she just did all this shit, so I'm like, I want to battle her.
48:40And it's bad because I do care about her.
48:42Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
48:46Hello, girls.
48:47Hello, Beyonce.
48:48Hello, fellas.
48:49You're pretty swell.
48:50Those petty ones keep in with me.
48:52Cause I'm a clever girl.
48:53We clapping.
48:54We clapping.
48:55Clever girl.
50:25You may join the other girls.
50:28Thank you so much.
50:30Love you.
50:33Y'all, everybody get ready for Arrietty.
50:37Now, Sashay, go away.
50:41Thank you so much.
50:43I love you.
50:45Right, right, right.
50:48Well, it looks like the runway category just dropped immensely.
50:54Y'all ugly boogers.
50:56Hi.
50:59This is when she decides to be funny.
51:02Plug that in, plug that in.
51:06I just lost.
51:08How fun.
51:09I just showcased a lot of my outfits.
51:12I look sickening, which is what I do best.
51:15Holy shit, I look crazy.
51:17Except for right now.
51:18To the ones I like, kill it.
51:20Knock out the other girls.
51:21Ooh, that's so kind.
51:27I guess I'm coming off a little aggressive.
51:29What's up?
51:30Which is not the way I want to end.
51:32With that in mind.
51:33Conjagulations, queens.
51:39And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
51:42Can I get an amen up in here?
51:44Amen!
51:44All right, now let the music play.
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