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00:00Hello, beauties.
00:02I haven't seen her for a while.
00:04I know.
00:06I miss you.
00:12Heff's other obsession in life is movies,
00:14and tonight we're going to do a screening
00:16of Flesh and the Devil.
00:18Are you familiar with it? Oh, yes.
00:20My favorite garble.
00:22When I found out that the movie was 1920s,
00:24I knew of the perfect dress that I had to borrow
00:26from the Playboy TV studio,
00:28and it had sequins and beads
00:30that were like flapper style, so
00:32Heff said it was perfect for the movie.
00:34You are dressed for the... For the part.
00:36It looked good from the front, but from the back
00:38it really is...
00:42It is movie time.
00:46Heff was the evening's sponsor,
00:48so we made a huge night of it.
00:50We got all dressed up and we took a huge
00:52bus with all our friends all the way
00:54downtown to see the movie.
00:56fucking movie for three fucking
00:58hours.
01:00Three hours? Come on!
01:02Like there's no popcorn, there's no
01:04gummy bears, like there's no
01:06fucking beer, like what the
01:08fuck?
01:14The Orphan Theater is in downtown
01:16LA and it's so beautiful.
01:18It's very ornate. Huge high ceilings
01:20and they're all engraved with all the
01:22art deco and it's so elaborate.
01:24It's just very nostalgic and very cool.
01:26Mary loves
01:28all the old Hollywood landmarks
01:30and she encouraged Heff to get
01:32involved in the conservancy
01:34program, which raises money
01:36to keep alive some of the
01:38historic landmarks in LA.
01:40Tonight's evening sponsor,
01:42Mr. Hugh Hefner!
01:56In the beginning of the movie, I'm like,
01:58oh my god, my eyes are gonna get tired,
02:00my brain's gonna get tired,
02:02because, you know, reading sucks, okay?
02:04But, like, as the movie went on, it
02:06started getting good.
02:08I enjoyed the movie.
02:10It's a good movie.
02:12I got so into it.
02:14Come on to my house and my house,
02:16I'm gonna give you candy.
02:20Come on to my house and my house,
02:22I'm gonna give you candy.
02:24Come on to my house and my house,
02:26I'm gonna give you
02:28I'm gonna give you
02:30figs and dates and a grips and a kick.
02:32Hey!
02:33Come on to my house,
02:34my house, come on.
02:44Minnie, ready to go ball by?
02:46You ready to go do your radio show?
02:48Whoa.
02:50Playboy has a radio station on Sirius 198.
02:52Do you want to go in the new bag?
02:54So every Friday, I pack Wednesday up
02:56and I host the Bridget and Wednesday Friday show.
03:00If you come this way, your head comes out.
03:02See how that works?
03:04Wednesday is a very quiet co-host.
03:06I set her on the chair
03:08and we bring the mic down for her
03:10just in case she decides to say anything.
03:12Minnie, are you ready for breakfast?
03:14You're not gonna answer, momma.
03:16And it's basically a one hour talk show
03:18and I just talk about everything that goes on at the mansion.
03:20I mean, Kendra and I,
03:22we stayed up until like 3, 4, 5 in the morning.
03:24What was Holly doing?
03:26I'm sleeping with Hef.
03:28I always have a guest on.
03:30Oh, Annie, who's here?
03:32Hi. How are you?
03:34Good, how are you?
03:36Very good.
03:38So this is Chris Mintz-Plaas?
03:40Yes, perfect.
03:42Awesome, I said it right, cool.
03:44And you are in the upcoming movie, Superbad.
03:46Yep.
03:48So, tell me about Superbad, what's it about?
03:50Two weeks left of high school.
03:52Jonah and Mike are like the leads
03:54and they want to get laid before they go away to college.
03:56Uh-huh.
03:58Tell me about this McLovin.
04:00He's like this nerd, like not really a nerd,
04:02I mean he looks like a nerd,
04:04but he acts like the coolest kid in school.
04:06You know, a nerd slash pimp is what McLovin would be.
04:08And that's your character in the movie?
04:10Yeah, yeah.
04:11Awesome.
04:12Well, I can't wait to see it.
04:15We have to wait until August 17th?
04:16Yeah.
04:17Maybe we can get a sneak preview of it early,
04:19do you think, at the mansion?
04:20That would be awesome.
04:21I'm sure Hef would love to have it there,
04:22that would be so much fun.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Hey, Wynn, what do you think?
04:26My co-host totally left, oh, there she is.
04:28Winnie, where'd you go?
04:30Wow.
04:32Some co-host I have.
04:33Geez.
04:41When I came up with my New Year's resolutions
04:43to be cleaner and classier,
04:45I wanted etiquette classes.
04:48See, I don't like people telling me what to do,
04:50but I need somebody to tell me what not to do.
05:00I am me, I am not a fucking proper bitch, you know?
05:04I am very, very happy burping
05:06and using my forks the way I want to use my fucking forks.
05:10I need somebody to tell me, like,
05:12how to sit properly.
05:14I'm bad at, like, the way I sit,
05:16my legs open all the time like a man.
05:19I mean, those little things, not big things, you know?
05:31Today, I'm going out to Vegas to apprentice
05:33on the Playboy Bunny pictorial shoot.
05:36Hey, how's it going?
05:38Good to see you again.
05:39You ready to go?
05:40Yeah, yeah.
05:41The theme of the pictorial is the bunnies in Vegas,
05:44so we're shooting all over the Palms Fantasy Tower,
05:47and I'm shooting the girls in the Hugh Hefner suite.
05:51Arnie, what's up?
05:53Welcome to Vegas.
05:54Thanks.
05:56Arnie is so much fun.
05:57I think we work really well together.
05:59They have a bubble machine, so it bubbles behind her.
06:01Fun!
06:02That's cute.
06:03There's two girls I'm going to be working with.
06:05The first bunny's name is Lindsay.
06:06She's a really cute blonde.
06:08I think a girl's a little nervous.
06:09Aw, she shouldn't be.
06:11You know, let's go hang on there for a while,
06:12get to know her.
06:13Yeah.
06:14Makes her more comfortable.
06:15I'm just apprenticing.
06:16I'm going to be there learning,
06:17seeing how it's done,
06:18trying to help out as much as I can.
06:20I just think the enthusiasm I have for it
06:22will show through.
06:23Are you excited?
06:24I am.
06:25I'm nervous.
06:26It'll look good.
06:27Oh, no, it'll be perfect.
06:28I was not asked to apprentice on the bunny shoot,
06:31but when you want something,
06:32you have to go seize it.
06:34You'll be a natural at it.
06:39Hi.
06:40Hello.
06:41I'm Kendra.
06:42I'm Camille Carita.
06:43Nice to meet you.
06:44Nice to meet you, Kendra.
06:45This is my assistant, Diana Carita.
06:47Hi.
06:48Hi, nice to meet you.
06:49How are you today?
06:50So, we heard that this is something
06:52that you took the initiative to learn.
06:54Well, I just want to know, you know,
06:55what's right and what's wrong.
06:59Maybe crossing my legs and stuff like that.
07:01Okay.
07:02You know what I've been practicing on lately?
07:03It's my listening skills.
07:04Okay.
07:05Because interrupting is, can be, you know.
07:07But I'm very proper otherwise, other than that.
07:09I'm going to do a...
07:10I want to...
07:11Oh, sorry.
07:12Sorry.
07:13Oh, God.
07:14My first impression when I met Kendra
07:16was that she was a very lively, spirited young woman
07:19with a lot of energy.
07:21But that she probably could use some etiquette skills.
07:25Do you guys teach, like, people not to cuss, too?
07:28Yes.
07:29Because that is my number one thing.
07:31I'm the worst at cussing.
07:33God fucking dammit.
07:34I want to fucking do it.
07:35Keep your feet fucking straight, okay?
07:38I feel like cussing helps me, though.
07:40Every time you cuss or you say a curse word,
07:43you're going to pinch yourself.
07:45Shit!
07:50Winnie.
07:51Come over here.
07:52Stay with Mama.
07:54No, stay right here.
07:55Winnie.
07:56Generally, Wednesday is really good
07:59and well-disciplined.
08:01But every once in a while,
08:02she gets a little stubborn streak in her.
08:04So today, Cathy the dog trainer is coming over.
08:07Hi.
08:08I'm Bridget.
08:09Nice to meet you.
08:10Nice to meet you.
08:11That's Wednesday.
08:12Come say hi, Bean.
08:13Hi, Winnie.
08:14Look at you.
08:15Very cute.
08:17Too bad she turns into such a monster, huh?
08:20Well, no.
08:21She's really, really, really good.
08:23She just has a few things that I want to correct
08:26and I just want us to have a better relationship
08:28and understand each other really well.
08:30Okay, sounds good.
08:31Come on, Win.
08:32Good girl.
08:33One of the reasons that I wanted her to do obedience
08:36was not only to learn the regular obedience stuff
08:39like sit, stay quiet,
08:40but also to work on her aggression towards other dogs.
08:42And then the only problems that you're having
08:44is her barking at the door.
08:45Yes.
08:46She puts her little snout underneath that door
08:47and just goes nutty.
08:48For some reason, Wednesday just goes berserk
08:51when Kendra walks outside my door with Martini and Rascal.
08:54Okay, so that's, that'll stop.
09:03We'll fix that.
09:05This is a prong collar.
09:08They're made to resemble the mother's teeth
09:10going into their neck.
09:12There's a little correction.
09:14It looks so mean.
09:16You know...
09:24I'll fix my ears.
09:26Oh, yeah.
09:27There, that's better.
09:28Okay, I'm going to draw a heart on the mirror.
09:30My big contribution.
09:32I put a few personal touches in Lindsay's shoe
09:35just to make Lindsay's bathroom set
09:37look a little more feminine,
09:38a little more personal.
09:40I brought a prop.
09:41It's the Lindsay doll.
09:42Cool.
09:44Let me know when you're all ready.
09:45Smile, too.
09:46That's cute.
09:47Lots of curve.
09:48Really slowly hip out.
09:49That's good.
09:50A little smile.
09:51Nice.
09:54Do you like the hair off the shoulder?
09:55I do.
09:56Do you want body shoulders?
09:57Yeah, yeah.
09:58I don't want to cover it too much.
09:59I wish you had a printer
10:00so I could print out a little thing for Hef.
10:02This is what we did today.
10:03I didn't think about that.
10:04Hef definitely trusts my creative instincts
10:07and I'm good at saving time and money.
10:09I don't fuck around.
10:11Hi, lover-dover.
10:12Hi, my honey.
10:13The flight was a good one?
10:15Yeah.
10:16We're getting good stuff already.
10:17We're working on the first girl right now
10:19and it looks really good.
10:20All right, darling.
10:21I love you.
10:22Bye.
10:23Bye-bye.
10:24I brought a little something for you here.
10:30Oh.
10:32You're welcome.
10:33I'm going to actually have you open that now.
10:35Oh, thank you.
10:36That's sweet.
10:37So this book is what I consider the bible of etiquette.
10:42Oh.
10:43And Emily Post wrote it and it's been revised,
10:46including cell phone etiquette.
10:48And if you have any question at all...
10:50Oh, she's going right for the big one.
10:52Oh, she's going right for it.
10:53That's just...
10:54I can shake my ass.
10:56Is that good?
10:59I was going to start with a smaller...
11:01I've got a big head though.
11:02Chin up.
11:03Coming into the room.
11:04The chin up is also about noticing everybody around you,
11:07taking in others.
11:09Martini, shut up.
11:11Martini, shut up.
11:12I'm taking etiquette class because I just want to work on a couple things.
11:16Like...
11:18I think my posture.
11:20You have to keep doing it.
11:21Yeah, I know.
11:22That's the...
11:23Here it comes.
11:24I can do it.
11:25I'm a pro now.
11:26Come.
11:27All right.
11:28So what we're going to do now is I'm just going to have her associate with the word good
11:39with a treat.
11:40Good.
11:41Good.
11:42Good.
11:43Good.
11:44Good.
11:45So I want you to do the same thing I did.
11:50Just good treat.
11:51Good treat.
11:52Good treat.
11:53Wait.
11:54You can't get on me.
11:55Off tour.
11:56Off.
11:57Circus talk.
11:59Good.
12:00Treat.
12:01Good.
12:02Treat.
12:03The main thing with obedience training is reward.
12:07It's all based on positive reinforcement, so lots and lots of treats.
12:10So now what we're going to do is we're going to teach her down.
12:12All right.
12:13Come.
12:14Winnie.
12:15Down.
12:16Down.
12:17Down.
12:18Uh-uh.
12:19Down.
12:20Oh, no.
12:21This will take a few times.
12:22I think Wednesday resented having to learn down.
12:24Down.
12:25Winnie.
12:26Yeah, what?
12:27Yeah.
12:28What?
12:29It's all based on positive reinforcement.
12:30It's all based on positive reinforcement.
12:31So lots and lots of treats.
12:32So now what we're going to do is we're going to teach her down.
12:33All right.
12:34Come.
12:35Winnie.
12:36Yeah.
12:37What?
12:38She just was like, hell no.
12:39You do down.
12:41Winnie.
12:42Good.
12:43Good down.
12:44Good down.
12:45Oh.
12:46Oh.
12:47Sassy.
12:52Pretty girl.
12:53Yeah, you look hot.
12:54Oh, I'm constantly learning doing these shoots.
12:56I just think it's really fun to make another girl feel beautiful.
12:59All that just inspires me to keep doing more.
13:01That's a sexy look.
13:02That's great, Lindsay.
13:03Great, Lindsay.
13:04I think the lipstick heart was really cute.
13:06It made it look romantic, like she was thinking about a dude.
13:09The bobble head's creepy.
13:10It looks like her.
13:12I put the bunny bobble head in the picture because it looks like Lindsay.
13:15It's also the same head that's on my bobble head.
13:18So I'm kind of in the picture too.
13:20I wanted pasta.
13:21We'll talk a little bit about...
13:22Oops.
13:23Okay.
13:24Oh.
13:25So...
13:26I...
13:27Hmm.
13:28That's the truth.
13:29What do we do with that?
13:30Oh, no, no, no, no.
13:31No, no, no, no.
13:32Okay.
13:33If you drop some...
13:34Oh, no, no.
13:35Okay.
13:36May I be excused?
13:37No.
13:38You got work to do.
13:39You're not being excused.
13:40This might be a little harder than I expected.
13:41The fork goes back in the right hand.
13:43And stay away from making too many sounds.
13:45You definitely can compliment the host.
13:46Oh, this is delicious.
13:47See, I'm a big mmm person.
13:48Like, I love saying mmm because I like to feel things more than I like to taste them or
13:54hear them.
13:55Like, you know, like...
13:56I'm sure you do.
13:57Oh, no.
13:58No.
13:59No.
14:00You got work to do.
14:01You're not being excused.
14:02This might be a little harder than I expected.
14:03The fork goes back in the right hand.
14:04And stay away from making too many sounds.
14:05You definitely can compliment the host.
14:06Oh, this is delicious.
14:07See, I'm a big mmm person.
14:08Like, I love saying mmm because I like to feel things more than I like to taste them or hear them.
14:13Like, you know, like...
14:15I'm sure you do.
14:16Oh, no.
14:17Now you're done with your meal, let's say.
14:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:22We, um...
14:23Don't put a knife in your mouth.
14:24There's definitely hope for Kendra.
14:26Mostly because she wants to learn this.
14:29And if you are at a dinner party and you have to use the restroom, you can just say,
14:34excuse me, I'll be right back.
14:35I'm always like, I need to take a shit.
14:37I gotta, I'll be right back.
14:38Like...
14:39Yeah, let's stay away from that.
14:42That's just too much information.
14:43Right.
14:44Stay.
14:45Good stay.
14:46You're smart.
14:47When Kathy comes, there's like significant improvement in Wednesday.
14:51When he's down...
14:52Good down.
14:53Wednesday's doing awesome, but she still needs to work on her aggression problems.
14:59Hey.
15:00Harlow.
15:01Harlow.
15:02Harlow, and...
15:03Hey.
15:04Leave it.
15:05Leave it.
15:06We brought Harlow into my room, and Wednesday was a total brat.
15:10Winnie totally snipped at Harlow, yelled at her, was really, really mean.
15:14Lola's a good girl.
15:15Leave it.
15:16Wednesday gets a little bit distracted or a little bit spacey sometimes, so Bridget needs
15:17to keep her focused in order to keep her from trying to attack another dog.
15:32No.
15:33Wednesday's still gonna need quite a bit of training as far as other dogs being around.
15:36Oh, here we go.
15:37Let's start shooting some film.
15:38The other girl I'm gonna be working with is Taina, and she's a really curvy Puerto Rican
15:53girl, so I've got a good variety.
15:55Boy, that's nice.
15:56I like that.
15:57That's cute.
15:58Holly, what do you think?
15:59We getting it?
16:00Yeah, they're hot.
16:01I learned a lot being at the shoots and learning from all these people, but I still feel like
16:06there's a lot more out there for me to learn.
16:09Oh, those look really pretty.
16:11Hef it up?
16:12Yeah, they're cool.
16:13Okay, we're done.
16:14I like that little smile again when the lips turned up.
16:17The pictures were really cute.
16:19She shows a lot of personality.
16:20Do you like them?
16:21It looks really hot.
16:22Yeah, it's really hot.
16:23Yeah, just keep having fun with it, because already we're getting so many pretty things.
16:27I think Hef is really happy with what I'm doing and the progress I'm making.
16:31Otherwise, he wouldn't have put me on the job.
16:34Holly, thank you.
16:35Thanks, guys.
16:36It was so much fun.
16:37Thanks, everybody.
16:38I think I've proven myself.
16:39I just have to see how I keep handling the challenges.
16:47Now, what about when you do have wine and champagne?
16:49Well, when I have my pimp cup.
16:51Your what?
16:52My pimp cup.
16:53It's sort of like the shape of this.
16:54I hold it like this because I'm going to get really, really drunk.
16:59And, you know, after I get really drunk, I don't want to, like, you know, break it.
17:03Let's refrain from getting excessively intoxicated.
17:07That's when all sorts of behavior can happen that might make others uncomfortable.
17:14So, Kinder, can I see the pimp cup?
17:16Yes.
17:17Can I be excused to go get the pimp cup?
17:19Yes.
17:20Yes.
17:21I'd like to see what that looks like.
17:22I'm not too crazy about the whole pimp cup thing.
17:25I'd like to see her be a little bit more ladylike.
17:29My cane.
17:31Is that beautiful or what?
17:33And my pimp cup.
17:35Okay.
17:36Um, cane is interesting.
17:38This is the one I kind of bring out all the time.
17:40Like, in the beginning of the night, I usually hold it like this.
17:43Okay, get the book.
17:44The whole pimp thing, it just sort of reeks of, um, I'm trying to be polite about this.
17:58It's too masculine.
17:59But what if we put, like, a feminine way to walk like a pimp?
18:03Well, the whole thing, I think, is we want to get pimp out of the picture in the sense that, if you really think about it, a pimp is somebody who, for him.
18:11Hi, honey!
18:12See, he's walking like a pimp because he is a pimp.
18:14Are you turning my girl into a lady?
18:17We are.
18:18What am I, what am I teaching you right now, though?
18:21She's teaching us, uh, the pimp walk.
18:26Oh, I see.
18:27You have a pimp walk, and then we have a pimp walk.
18:32But we're trying to move her away from that.
18:34Well, don't change her too much.
18:36Let's just see how she does with the door boundary.
18:44Do we have somebody that can walk the dogs by?
18:48Let's do it.
18:49Let's see what happens.
18:56Ah, ah!
18:57Leave it.
19:00Winnie.
19:01Leave it.
19:06Leave it.
19:09Good, leave it.
19:12Awesome!
19:13Yay, Winnie!
19:14I think Winnie's a super fast learner, and even though she, like, struggled with down, she's definitely exceeded my expectations.
19:21So, consistency, repetition, we just do that every single day, and we're gonna fade out that bad behavior.
19:27Do you think she can be in a dog show at the end?
19:29Oh my gosh, that would be perfect.
19:31And you're doing so good with her.
19:33Maybe we could even get her cast into, like, a commercial, or maybe even a still shoot and get her in a magazine.
19:38Oh, Winnie!
19:40Yeah!
19:41Winnie!
19:42Winnie, you could have an agent!
19:44I think Wednesday would be good at endorsing all kinds of things, from dog food to shampoo.
19:51I think Winnie has great hair.
19:52She needs to do, like, a shampoo commercial.
19:56Okay, Kendra, it was a pleasure meeting you.
19:58Aw, it's a pleasure meeting you, Camille.
19:59So glad to meet you.
20:00I think what I taught Kendra today is very important.
20:03I think she's the kind of person, if she sets her mind to something, she can do it.
20:06I didn't learn anything from that shit. Are you kidding me?
20:09I just don't want to be classy.
20:10I'm having fun, you know, being who I am, and I'm comfortable being me.
20:15I'm doing some spring cleaning right now, you know, giving away a bunch of stuff.
20:20So I think that, uh, that etiquette book that Camille gave me is going in that giveaway box.
20:25One of my favorite things to do after a long day at work is just to curl up and watch a movie.
20:45It's movie time, show time.
20:49It's Superbad.
20:50One of the coolest things about screening Superbad at the mansion is that it's not even at the theaters yet.
20:56And we get to watch it with all of our friends, and so everyone can heckle and laugh out loud, and it's a lot of fun.
21:03Check it, my brand new fake ID.
21:13Wait, you changed your name to McLovin, the 25-year-old Hawaiian organ donor.
21:18I am McLovin.
21:20I really love all the opportunities that have come my way and all the really cool things I've got to do.
21:25But at the end of the day, it's just nice to be snuggled up with a blanket and my puffin.
21:31You're, like, the coolest person that's ever talked to me.
21:34Yes.
21:35Come on, you didn't blow it.
21:36I think maybe...
21:40Over the past few years, Holly, Kendra, Hef, and I have become so much closer.
21:45We are such a family here.
21:48I feel like the sky's the limit for what's gonna come next.
21:51I mean, I have the radio show, and I want to host a television show, so it's gonna be another big year.
22:01If I want to be a fucking lady, I could be a lady, you know?
22:05But I let loose around the people I trust.
22:08If people don't like me, who I am, then fuck off.
22:11You know? Shit.
22:12That's the way it ought to be.
22:13I'm gonna call you McLovin.
22:15I love it!
22:45So come on, come on a mouse, so come on, so come on, so come on, so come on.
22:58Hey!
23:05So come on.
23:15So come on.
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