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00:00Puss and balls!

00:07Hi, guys!

00:10Hey!

00:11What's up?

00:12Hi!

00:13Hi, honey!

00:14What's up?

00:15What are you guys doing?

00:16We were just talking about what we're gonna watch tonight,

00:18and instead of a movie, I thought maybe we'd watch

00:21some of the early Girls Next Door stuff.

00:23Oh, fun!

00:24A little walk down memory lane.

00:26What episodes would you guys like to watch?

00:28I wanna see Winnie's birthday party.

00:31Oh, yes.

00:32I like Fight Night.

00:33Not the first one.

00:36How come you don't like the first one?

00:38Ugh.

00:40I think the first is particularly intriguing

00:42because it shows how much has happened in the intervening time.

00:45Why don't we watch the first one, and I'll point out what I hate about it.

00:48Okay, all right.

00:50Here we go.

00:52Welcome to the Playboy Mansion.

00:53Hey, I'm Holly.

00:54Hey, baby.

00:55I'm originally from Alaska, and I live now at the Playboy Mansion.

00:59I'm Hep's number one girlfriend.

01:01Ooh.

01:02Hep and I have been dating for three and a half years.

01:04I was intimidated by Hep when I first met him.

01:05He seemed really imposing and scary.

01:07After Hep's in my first date, I moved in two days later.

01:09Welcome to the Playboy Mansion.

01:18Hey, I'm Holly.

01:19Hey, baby.

01:20I'm originally from Alaska, and I live now at the Playboy Mansion.

01:23I'm Hef's number one girlfriend.

01:26Hef and I have been dating for three and a half years.

01:28I was intimidated by Hef when I first met him.

01:30He seemed really imposing and scary.

01:33After Hef's in my first date, I moved in two days later.

01:35I guess you could say we're made for each other.

01:37Bridget is one of my best friends ever,

01:40and my favorite thing about her is she gets super excited,

01:43and it's just fun to have people like that around.

01:45I am one of them, one of the girlfriends.

01:47I think Holly does a lot.

01:49She really gives him 110%.

01:52Doggies, are you in or are you out?

01:54And I feel like Kendra and I are just kind of icing on the cake.

01:58Kendra is the youngest girlfriend.

02:00I think Hef sees Kendra as really fun and enthusiastic,

02:05and she's just a nice person on top of that.

02:07He saved my life.

02:08That's all I have to say, you know.

02:09He saved my life.

02:10Besides my mom, my grandma, my grandpa, my brother, and my dogs,

02:14he's my hero.

02:15Make a raffle.

02:16Ow!

02:17When I look at myself in these episodes, it feels so foreign.

02:20Like, I feel like I'm watching Real Housewives of Orange County or something.

02:24That's so funny.

02:26And the second episode is my least favorite episode.

02:28I think for the same reasons that the first one is my least favorite.

02:31That's my bitch episode and your bitch episode.

02:33Ah!

02:35It's really hard for me to see new girls come in who are testing for the magazine.

02:40It's something I've wanted for so long.

02:42You know, they have an opportunity at Playmate,

02:44and I do not have that opportunity.

02:46I mean, I came here a long time ago, several years ago, and I tested.

02:51And for a year and a half, I didn't hear anything.

02:55And then I found out I didn't get it.

02:58It's just weird, because if I set a goal for myself,

03:00I do everything 100% to achieve that goal.

03:04It meant a lot to me to be in the magazine,

03:06because it was something that I wanted to do for so long.

03:09So, I mean, it was just like a dream come true,

03:12and I wanted to do it right.

03:14I'm going to shoot a cover, and I'm going to put you in the magazine.

03:17Yay!

03:18Oh, my God.

03:19Oh, my God.

03:20Oh, my God.

03:21Getting in Playboy is one of the things I've always wanted.

03:23My whole life was something we were all wondering if we'd get a chance to do.

03:27I was speechless.

03:28I couldn't even say anything.

03:29I'm so excited.

03:31Thank you so much.

03:32I'm going to look like it.

03:33We promise to give you our all.

03:36Great.

03:37That's great, girls.

03:39That's good.

03:42Lots of studs, lots of studs.

03:44I like to be really low, too.

03:46Love it.

03:46Right there.

03:47It's really important for me not to disappoint half.

03:50It's not just a personal thing for me that half liked the pictures.

03:53It's a professional thing, too.

03:55Yeah, that's nice.

03:55I like that.

03:56That's hot.

03:58Perfect.

03:59La, la.

04:01Love all of it.

04:02Holly, keep your butt shot for a minute, okay?

04:05Good, good, good.

04:05Nice, nice, nice.

04:07I think all our pictorials that we did were off the chain, and if Hef doesn't pick them,

04:13that would be the stupidest thing ever.

04:15Give it to the kid, go.

04:16Woo!

04:18But what was special for me about both pictorials, I thought the covers for both issues were really

04:25special.

04:26Classic.

04:26Yeah, in other words, the black cover underneath the covers, and then to top that with the

04:33two-sided white cover at the window.

04:37We worked really hard.

04:39Okay, cute.

04:41We had to find a pose and outfit and do the hair and everything so that it looked perfectly

04:47good from the front and from the back, which is almost impossible to do.

04:53Every little thing had to be perfect.

04:55Bridget, your leg is over a little too far.

04:58Bridget, bring your right hand down a fraction.

05:00Yeah, so it's straight.

05:01Much lower, too.

05:01Bridget, Bridget, Bridget.

05:07I was just getting really frustrated because I want to do my best that I can.

05:12Doing the cover and the pictorial and everything just means the world to me.

05:16I want it to be right, and I want it to be perfect, and I don't want to mess it up.

05:23I totally understood why Bridget was feeling the way she was during the cover shoot.

05:28I mean, I would have felt the same way, and I felt really bad for her.

05:31Oh, now I get the massage.

05:35Kendra came in and was trying to give me a little massage instead, so that was really

05:38nice of her.

05:39I just want to loosen her up a little.

05:41Just a little bit.

05:42She could have done a little bit longer, though.

05:45They always chose me crying.

05:47Like, even if I don't mean to cry, and I'm, like, trying not to in a scene, and I don't

05:51want it to play out as overly emotional, they always take that and put it in.

05:55And I'm like, come on.

05:56Because it's touching.

05:56It's touching.

05:57Well, it's the same thing with me in sports.

05:59They always, like, show my worst at my sports.

06:02I get so pissed.

06:04Oh!

06:05I can do it.

06:06Hold on.

06:07Damn.

06:08Why can't I do it right now?

06:10Damn it.

06:11Oh!

06:12Oh!

06:14It's okay.

06:15Okay, don't miss.

06:15This is warm up, I swear.

06:18That was my practice swing.

06:24She had my throat drop down.

06:26Okay, here we go.

06:29I'm going to beat everybody's ass now.

06:31Come on.

06:35Come on!

06:36I'm not a bowler.

06:37I'm an athlete.

06:39What?

06:40What?

06:42Yeah, I'm all right at bowling.

06:44I'm not the best, but I'm not too bad at bowling.

06:45You better at bowling yourself.

06:47Yeah, yeah.

06:48I think we need to get puffin' up to Vegas more, but these are the heaviest bowling balls

06:54I've ever experienced in my life.

06:56Have you felt them yet?

06:57Good.

07:04In Vegas, I have no responsibilities.

07:06I can get wild if I want to.

07:08I'm going to send myself.

07:09I want to try one.

07:10I'm a human bowling ball.

07:29That was so funny.

07:31Well, I've been hanging out by the pool with Destiny drinking all day, waiting for people.

07:36So, I was having fun.

07:37Yeah, we started drinking right away on the, oh my gosh, Bloody Marys and Mimosas right

07:42off the bat.

07:46Everything was going really smooth on the bus, and then Sarah asked Kendra, did you bring

07:51your grill?

07:52Did you bring your grill?

07:53Yeah.

07:54Did you?

07:55Me too.

07:55Wait, did I?

08:02Bridget?

08:03No, are you sure it's not in one of your other bands?

08:05I'm sure.

08:07Shit.

08:07Should we call?

08:09Are you calling?

08:10Steve is calling if you know where it's at.

08:13Yeah, it's right next to my bed.

08:14All right, I'll go look right now, I promise.

08:18Maybe, uh, maybe in my drawer.

08:20Can you open up my drawer?

08:21He'll see my vibrator, but it's...

08:22Oh my goodness.

08:26I can't find this grill anywhere.

08:27In my bathroom?

08:29Look in the bathroom.

08:30I was getting really, really upset and scared, because I couldn't for my grill.

08:35Oh yeah.

08:36Oh!

08:36But then I found it in my purse.

08:40Oh my God!

08:41What?

08:42Okay, we can go now.

08:44Yeah.

08:45And not...

08:46Not my window.

08:48Oh my God!

08:49What up?

08:51I love all the dirty looks they get.

08:54Me too!

08:55You know when they focus on like Kimberly Holland and she's like, and Sarah's like, so funny.

09:00Oh my God.

09:02I was so embarrassed.

09:03Has that ever happened to you guys?

09:04You guys like, oh my God, oh my God, I'm missing something.

09:06It's like...

09:07Oh, I've been like, where are my keys?

09:08Where are my keys?

09:09Or where's my phone?

09:10Where's my phone?

09:10And it's in my hands.

09:11Oh my God.

09:12Yeah, I got my sunglasses on my head.

09:13Wand moment.

09:14I had the biggest wand moment ever, okay?

09:18I don't need responsibilities right now.

09:20I'm 20 years old.

09:22I'm going to have responsibilities when I'm, yeah, 27.

09:25Mary, I want a kid right now.

09:27You want a child right now?

09:28That whole day made me want kids and it made me want a farm and a hot dog.

09:34Damn, who's that guy out there?

09:37That's a mannequin.

09:38I am so excited to go to New York.

09:43I hope within those two days I could see a lot.

09:46Like the Statue of Liberty, freaking, you know.

09:56What else is there?

09:59When I got off of Aslan, I couldn't even stand up straight.

10:03I've never felt so much pain in my ass before.

10:08Actually, oh, okay, never mind.

10:12I'm like, oh, blonde moment.

10:15I think one of my favorite episodes is definitely Operation Playmate

10:18because I think it's just real life.

10:19It shows us doing something that we do

10:21and it shows the slip and slide, which is my awesome idea.

10:26I am ready.

10:27Okay.

10:28Am I ready, Hank?

10:29Are you okay?

10:38Whee, that was fun.

10:39Whee!

10:45Whoa!

10:46Whoa!

10:48Whoa!

10:49Whoa!

10:50Whoa!

10:52Whoa!

10:54Whoa!

10:54Pantry?

11:04Yes, Hefner.

11:05We're going to want to order something to eat.

11:07I'm going to want my standard soup meal.

11:11Here's some additional orders.

11:14Hey, it's Holly.

11:15Could I please get a bowl of life cereal with soy milk on the side?

11:19A lot of it.

11:20All right, here's Bridget.

11:21Wolf flour.

11:23Hey, can Kendra and I get my parents' cottage cheese dip?

11:28Ooh, I'm going to eat off of that.

11:30And then we also want to get my special guacamole.

11:34And then can we get the reduced fat ruffles and tortilla chips?

11:39And chicken quesadilla.

11:42Can Kendra get a chicken quesadilla?

11:45Any other drinks, anyone?

11:46A strawberry milkshake.

11:47Are you kidding?

11:48No.

11:49I don't know why.

11:50It just sounds good right now.

11:51Okay, Kendra wants a strawberry milkshake.

11:53Wait a minute now.

11:54Uh-oh.

11:55Half wants to order something else now.

11:58In addition to a regular soup meal, I'd also like to get some celery hearts and a couple

12:04hard-boiled eggs.

12:07You're welcome.

12:08The number one question I get from people is, what kind of dog is Wednesday?

12:17It's the number one question I get.

12:18Every day.

12:19Like, even I'll get it, like, through things.

12:21What kind of a dog is Wednesday?

12:22Yay.

12:23So for the record, Wednesday is a Pekingese.

12:27Today, I'm so excited because I'm getting a new puppy.

12:31The looks of the dog aren't necessarily so important other than the fact that I want it

12:35to look like my cat.

12:36I tried, from the time she was a little baby, to get her to walk on a leash, and she was

12:44just not having it.

12:45So, um, I want the next best thing, and that's a dog that looks like her.

12:50The day I got Winnie, it was so, first of all, it was so stressful because she was late,

12:55and I was in between flights in Georgia.

12:57So I was freaking out, and I was literally checking my clock all the time.

13:0110.22 to 10.31.

13:05Give me my dog.

13:07And then they brought her, and I was like, oh, my gosh, all I could see was this little

13:10black ball in a box, you know?

13:13Oh, my God.

13:15Oh, my God.

13:16She's really cute.

13:19Oh, my God.

13:20Get out of here.

13:23Come here, honey.

13:25Oh, my goodness.

13:28You are so pretty.

13:30Look at you, baby.

13:33My favorite part in that episode was when he peed on your sister.

13:36I know.

13:37That was so funny.

13:38It was like, on the limo when he peed on the seat.

13:40That was hilarious.

13:41This is your first limo ride.

13:44Oh, shit.

13:45What?

13:45She peed.

13:46Oh, finally.

13:48Where's our wee-me-pants?

13:50Finally.

13:51My all-time favorite moment is Wednesday's birthday and her going dog-a-tonic.

13:56Oh, my God.

13:58Oh, my God.

13:59Oh, my God.

14:00Oh, my God.

14:01Oh, my God.

14:02Winnie.

14:03It's cute.

14:08Okay.

14:09Let me see.

14:11Let me see.

14:11Winnie.

14:13Hey, come on.

14:14Be a sport.

14:16Winnie.

14:17Oh, so pretty.

14:19Winnie.

14:22Winnie.

14:23I love it.

14:25Can you see?

14:27Can you see okay?

14:29When Wednesday does not want me to put clothes on her, which is always, she just goes dog-a-tonic.

14:39Winnie, you're the Easter bunny.

14:42What are you doing?

14:47Winnie.

14:47Hey, come on.

14:51Come on.

14:52Let's go show it off.

14:56Hey.

14:57What kind of Easter bunny are you?

15:00Yeah, that's funny.

15:01Oh, yeah.

15:01Because she just melted.

15:03It was the craziest thing.

15:04Even when I was poking her, I'm like, Winnie, you okay?

15:07She's just like, yeah.

15:08I seriously think she's an alien.

15:10Like, she doesn't go with the regular laws of physics.

15:13I know.

15:13I like all the cute animal scenes in the show.

15:17I do, too.

15:18I think that's why Winnie's birthday party is one of my favorites.

15:20Yeah, I like to see in the early episodes how Duke was like this big.

15:24Yeah.

15:24Well, who could have imagined that the animals themselves would become stars?

15:30Little celebrities.

15:32So cute.

15:33And poor Gizmo.

15:34She gets a bad rap.

15:35Oh.

15:36She's a sweetheart.

15:37I think they love her.

15:38I mean, you got dog people and you got cat people.

15:41And that's, you know, Venus and Mars.

15:43There's always that conflict.

15:43Yeah.

15:50It's a good kitty cat.

15:52And being beautiful like that.

15:55Okay, baby.

16:03Describe to me what kind of bikini you want, and I'll give it the name.

16:05The edges are waxed and just like a strip down a little.

16:09Yeah.

16:09Okay.

16:10And would you want me to take the hair out of your...

16:12Are you skinny, baby?

16:17Go over here.

16:18You are cleaning up so, so nicely.

16:25I can't believe how good Anastasia's makeover turned out.

16:28That's funny that you say that because somebody on my live chat today was like,

16:31my favorite episode is Anastasia's makeover.

16:33Like, everybody says that.

16:35And the fans always want to know, why don't you pick a fan and do a makeover like you did on Anastasia?

16:40That could be a whole other spin-off.

16:43Yeah.

16:43The playboy makeover.

16:44I get...

16:45I get...

16:45Oh, my God!

16:48Oh, my God!

16:49Oh, my God!

16:50Oh, my God!

16:50When I saw Anastasia, I was amazed.

16:53I had to do a double take because it was such a big difference.

16:56I thought it was Bridget.

16:57Oh, my God!

16:58I was like, oh, my God, they scared me.

17:00Look at Anastasia!

17:01Oh, my God!

17:02Oh, my God!

17:03Oh, my God!

17:04Oh, my God!

17:05Oh, my God!

17:06Somebody else!

17:07You guys look like frickin' twins.

17:09Mom is looking at her and Bridget was looking at her.

17:17Anastasia came down the stairs.

17:19I thought, oh, my gosh, it's Bridget.

17:21It's funny because they only see, like, 30 minutes of, like, a 24-hour day, you know?

17:36And it's, like, I feel like people think that that's it, that's all that happened, but

17:40there's so much more to, like, the story than what they see, but it's good that they

17:45see all the highlights of the day, you know what I'm saying?

17:48Who would have imagined, also, that you could get an entire opening out of a mosquito or

17:53a wasp?

18:00Hey, I need some bug spray.

18:04Okay, bye.

18:06Get it, please!

18:09Shit!

18:10Stop!

18:15Oh, my God!

18:17No!

18:20Go fly into the freedom!

18:22You're spraying that shit?

18:23Yeah.

18:24Oh, he's closer to freedom!

18:26He's completely free now.

18:27Oh!

18:28Why'd you have to hurt him?

18:33Puffin, what are your favorite episodes?

18:35Maybe the birthday episode?

18:36My favorite birthday party ever was the murder mystery birthday party.

18:40That was a good job on there.

18:41That was a good job on there.

18:42It was good.

18:43That was cool.

18:44It was great.

18:45It was so much fun.

18:46That was such a good idea.

18:47I love that.

18:48That was fun.

18:49We need to do that again.

18:50We should do it again.

18:51Everyone's wholly dressed up and played the part.

18:52Your costume kept falling off.

18:53Oh, well, I love those competition games, man.

18:56I want to get the clues first before anybody does.

19:00And she's like, I don't even care.

19:01I'm getting the clue.

19:03That was fun.

19:04What?

19:05Hold on.

19:06I'm gonna do the separately.

19:07Hold on.

19:08I'm gonna do theинки of the Manor the manor grounds.

19:11Oh, wait.

19:12I believe that there could be some information here on the manor grounds.

19:13Oh.

19:14Please do not run.

19:15Move it.

19:16Kendra!

19:17What?

19:18Hurry, go left, left, left!

19:19Ah!

19:20Oh!

19:21This man, she just left!

19:24That's what I did.

19:27Hi, Polly.

19:30Matt, there's been a murder.

19:32My dress was not really staying on during the scavenger hunt, but that's okay.

19:39I'd rather get the clues and have my clothes anyways.

19:43The butler's a snitch!

19:45Who is it?

19:47Who's that?

19:48Tell me who it is. I know when you guys are snitched.

19:50It's Archie. Isn't it Brian? Archie?

19:52Is it Archie?

19:53You sure?

19:55Bridget!

19:57Bridget!

19:58Bridget!

19:59Bridget!

20:00Bridget!

20:01Bridget!

20:02Bridget!

20:03Bridget!

20:04Bridget!

20:05Bridget!

20:06Bridget!

20:08Bridget!

20:09Bridget!

20:10So that's the difference between other reality shows and our reality show. This is real.

20:14What we didn't anticipate is that it did change everything, but it changed everything for the better.

20:19Yeah.

20:20Brought us closer together and gave us wonderful adventures.

20:23And even when we went to Europe the first time, when the show was really just starting in Europe.

20:27We're more of a hit than the Louvre was.

20:29I know.

20:38Yay!

20:39Yay!

20:46Only a crazy person would go up in that.

20:49And here we are.

20:53What?

20:54What do you do?

20:55Maybe you go.

20:57Yeah.

20:58Like, I don't get it.

21:01J'adore Paris.

21:10Trey, Trey Bell.

21:11Oh, it's so pretty.

21:13It's so romantic.

21:15We'll remember this moment for a long time.

21:21I can't believe we're in Spain.

21:23I know.

21:24Spain.

21:27It's nice now.

21:39Welcome to my villa in the south of France.

21:43Ho, ho, ho.

21:44So good to have you here.

21:50People in Europe love us because we're sexual people.

21:54They're sexual people.

21:56French love tits.

21:58Where are the wieners at?

22:08People in Europe.

22:10You guys want beer?

22:11Yes.

22:13There you go.

22:14Oh, thank you very much.

22:15I've been wanting to do that.

22:17It's a breeze in Rome.

22:19Once we get in there, they're going to let the lions out.

22:23lions out. Oh my god. There's the gladiators. Yes. Don't cut her too badly. I need her. Honey look I have three boyfriends. Uh oh. Oh god. That guy's back. The guy with the orange backpack? Yeah. There was this one paparazzi guy in particular that kept popping up everywhere we went. The guy

22:53on the bridge now? Where? I want to take a picture. I see him. Geez he's amazing. Everywhere the whole day we saw him just pop up out of nowhere. Pop out of my ass and everything. We'd see him on top of bridges so it became a joke. Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? There he is. There's Waldo. He's a sneaky little fucker. There we go. This is so cool.

23:23La la la la la la. We've been Waldo free for a while. Oh I have a feeling I can feel him. That's the boat right there. Oh god there he is. Waldo. Let's moon him.

23:35Here I got the perfect white picture. Waldo. Waldo.

23:48Honey want some guacamole? No thank you. I am as you know a creature of habit. I have soup every evening and then a bigger meal later in the day. And I order it by number.

24:02My folks are from Nebraska. They're farm people. So my taste in food is very midwestern.

24:09This is Mr. Hefner's food for the evening. And everything has been sent to us. And our chef will prepare it in specific.

24:18What is it? It's cherry tomatoes wrapped in bacon.

24:23You want one?

24:25I don't think so. It looks like the end of a dog.

24:27Hef gets really upset when we go out to eat and his food doesn't come on time.

24:32I don't understand the problem.

24:34Lamb chops don't take that long.

24:36I'm just picking up the tempo on the lamb.

24:38We're going to go ahead on that. He's ready.

24:40They know that we don't like to wait for an hour and a half for food that ought to take less than an hour.

24:46What about the restaurant in Naples?

24:52Oh my gosh.

24:54That place was good.

24:55That was the best Italian food ever.

24:57The pizza donut place?

24:58That was the best.

24:59And would you like pasta, pizza, or something?

25:01Pizza!

25:02Pizza!

25:04Okay.

25:04Yum!

25:06These pizza donuts are awesome.

25:09The best food I had in Italy was this thing they have.

25:11It's like a donut with no sugar.

25:12And then there's like marinara sauce on top of it.

25:16A pizza donut.

25:17Why didn't I think of it?

25:19I'm in heaven.

25:20I'm moving here.

25:22And I'm going to turn fat.

25:25I didn't even know some of these foods existed.

25:27Yeah, we're going to go back to LA with all these Italian restaurants.

25:29We're going to be like, huh.

25:31Nothing compares to this.

25:33I don't even want to go to Olive Garden instead.

25:35No, Olive Garden doesn't even hold a candle.

25:38Wait a minute.

25:39Italy's food was the best of the best of the best.

25:42But, you know, it wasn't like Olive Garden.

25:48Olive Garden.

25:50Now, I think that was actually one of my favorite moments.

25:53Telling Robert about Olive Garden.

25:56Oh, my God.

25:57Roberto Cavalli.

25:58He's so funny.

25:58The bunny man.

25:59I'm a beautiful bunny man now.

26:05He's a bunny man.

26:08Just as well.

26:09The only nice restaurant that I like in LA is Ago.

26:14That's a good restaurant.

26:15That's my favorite.

26:16Oh, is that an Italian restaurant?

26:17Italian restaurant.

26:18I really love the Olive Garden.

26:20It's my favorite restaurant in the world.

26:22You really?

26:22Yeah.

26:23All of it out there.

26:25It's so good.

26:26It's like the fast food of Italian.

26:29I love you.

26:31Yeah, but it's really good, though.

26:33You should try it.

26:35You should try it.

26:35I'll bring you some.

26:36I'm like, whatever.

26:37It's the best damn Italian food ever.

26:39I don't care what anybody says.

26:41Olive Garden is shit.

26:43Honey, did you have a problem with broken chips one time?

26:47Broken chips?

26:48Chips, yeah.

26:49Is that a legend in terms of?

26:51No, I've seen it.

26:52It's not a legend.

26:53It really happens.

26:54Oh, that they're very careful to?

26:55They dump out the whole bag of potato chips, and they dig through it, and only the absolutely

27:00perfect ones go on your plate.

27:01They can't have a brown edge.

27:03They can't be cracked.

27:04They can't be pieces.

27:06They handpick which chips go on your plate.

27:08Isn't that the way everybody is?

27:12I'm kind of hungry.

27:14I'm going to dip you in cheese.

27:15This is the best thing that could ever happen to me right now.

27:17That's too big.

27:19Oh, are you good?

27:26Is that two stuck together?

27:28I see an egg.

27:29Hard-boiled egg?

27:30Yeah.

27:32Rascal!

27:33Look at this fruit platter.

27:35This is ooey-gooey.

27:40Caramels?

27:40Mm-hmm.

27:41Yum.

27:43I know how to use these things.

27:45Yum.

27:45It's cake.

27:46Cake.

27:47It's a dream.

27:54That's so sexy.

27:55I ate more cake than everybody else.

28:00Can I have a chip?

28:01Yeah, help yourself to everything.

28:03You'll know that they're all perfect.

28:05Mm-mm.

28:06She got the reject.

28:07I know these weren't for you, honey.

28:08Oh.

28:09This reminds me of clotted cream.

28:11Eww.

28:13I just lost my appetite.

28:15She made me a scone, and she dumped a ton of clotted cream on it with jam.

28:21Is it good?

28:23Eww.

28:23It tasted like crap.

28:27So I'm like, uh-uh, I'm not trying to.

28:29So she left, and I just took a little bit.

28:33I'm afraid I'm going to get spit up on.

28:34Yuck, that's gross.

28:36That's like clotted cream streaming out of her mouth.

28:39Eww, man.

28:41It's still like dangling from your teeth.

28:44Eww.

28:46Was that the same day you flashed parliament?

28:48On that same boat ride.

28:49Clotted cream time was the same time I flashed parliament.

28:52What exactly is parliament, by the way?

28:54It's the part of the government.

28:57Oh, really?

28:57People meet in that building.

28:59It's like Congress.

29:00Oh.

29:00So I flashed him.

29:02Is that a lord?

29:03I had to spice things up a little bit, so I flashed parliament.

29:11Woo!

29:12Woo!

29:13Woo!

29:14Woo!

29:15Woo!

29:16Woo!

29:17Woo!

29:18Woo!

29:19Woo!

29:20Woo!

29:21Woo!

29:22Woo!

29:22I told you, girls, if you flash the houses of parliament, you'll get thrown off the road.

29:26What?

29:27I have no idea what parliament is, but all I know is I flashed him.

29:32Happy Fourth of July.

29:33Woo!

29:34Woo!

29:35Woo!

29:36Woo!

29:37Woo!

29:38Woo!

29:39Woo!

29:40Woo!

29:41Woo!

29:42Woo!

29:43Woo!

29:44Woo!

29:45Woo!

29:46Now I'm going to want to come out here every day and be naked.

29:48I'm not saying where the sun don't shine.

29:51I broke the seal.

29:52Woo!

29:53Woo!

29:54Woo!

29:55Woo!

29:56Woo!

29:57Woo!

29:58Woo!

29:59Woo!

30:00Woo!

30:02Woo!

30:04Woo!

30:05Woo!

30:06When I flashed the construction workers, I think it brought smiles to their faces.

30:10And I think it was the highlight of their life.

30:13Woo!

30:14Oh, uh, he's going to catch us now.

30:15Oh, God.

30:16We've got to go in now.

30:17Woo!

30:18Uh-oh.

30:19I'm in trouble.

30:21They're slowing down.

30:23The police are coming on board.

30:26They're looking for the mad flasher.

30:31Have a good day!

30:33Well, one of my favorite episodes is going back to San Diego.

30:36That was fun.

30:37To visit your family.

30:39It reminded me of my own childhood and seeing where you grew up

30:42and the connection with you and your family.

30:45Kendra, Bridget, Holly, and Hef are all coming to my house to have lunch.

30:51Just don't touch anything on the walls.

30:54I don't want any pictures falling off the walls or the curtain rods coming down.

30:58I have bought new furniture, new lamps.

31:01I've had my 80-year-old mother over here dusting and cleaning with me.

31:05Does this outside of the door need cleaning?

31:08I've been preparing for this visit for the past three weeks.

31:11We keep going over the same stuff. We're so nervous.

31:13I haven't eaten or slept in those three weeks.

31:18Oh, we'll hide the containers and he'll think I've made this chicken.

31:22He'll think I'm just a domestic goddess.

31:24I'm getting Hef, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a hard-boiled egg.

31:27So everybody's just going to take what they want, except Hef.

31:30He gets the Kentucky Fried Chicken and the hard-boiled egg.

31:34Yeah.

31:35I think I might cut it up so it doesn't roll off the plate and onto the ground.

31:39They're trying to make you feel at home.

31:41Yes, absolutely.

31:42And your mother going to all that trouble, changing the furniture.

31:45Stanley steamers.

31:46Preparing the food by sending out the Kentucky colonel.

31:50Kentucky colonel!

31:51It was wonderful.

31:52And the high point for me was when Mama pulled out the tape of you.

31:57You were exactly the same.

31:58You were just like a little miniature version of you.

31:59Oh, 1995, like 11 years ago.

32:04There she is.

32:08You still do that!

32:12You haven't changed that much at all.

32:16No!

32:17Oh!

32:22Give me that, that's my card.

32:23What are you doing that for?

32:25I think Hef loved watching that video.

32:30I'm really excited that he saw that and he saw my little kid's side.

32:35And he's probably thinking, hmm, nothing's really changed, you know?

32:38You'd think that, like, I would change dramatically.

32:41Wait.

32:43Dramatically.

32:44Shit.

32:45Bravo, bravo.

32:46Yay!

32:46I do think that one of the high points of the show for me was taking your girls back

32:56to my hometown.

32:58Yeah, I liked seeing your house.

33:00Visiting the old neighborhood.

33:02Walking those streets.

33:04They tore down the movie theater a few years ago.

33:07My other home away from the house was the neighborhood movie theater, the Montclair Theater.

33:12That's where all the dreams came to fruition on that screen.

33:15I love that Chicago episode.

33:18Yeah.

33:18It's the connection to the boy who dreamed the dream.

33:20Oh!

33:20That's all about it.

33:26Hef grew up in Chicago, so I was really interested to see all the sights I'd heard so much about.

33:31This is our grade school.

33:33It's huge for a grade school.

33:34Oh, yes.

33:35It's nice you want to cry.

33:37There's all the kids.

33:38Hi, kids!

33:40Aw!

33:41It's home sweet home.

33:42Aw!

33:43Home sweet home.

33:44Return on the head.

33:47There it is.

33:48So tiny.

33:49I know, it's really tiny.

33:50It's like the size of a large closet.

33:53Here's the kitchen.

33:54Where we eat.

33:54There used to be, there was a kitchen table here.

33:56We used to eat dinner.

33:57This is where we'd eat dinner.

33:58Oh, this is your room?

34:00This is my bedroom.

34:00Aw!

34:01Do you have any hot girls that live next door so you could, like, see them?

34:04I'm here.

34:05I hope this is as wonderful a neighborhood now as it was when we were kids.

34:09Aw!

34:09Let's do it.

34:11Now, we're going past Michigan Avenue.

34:13He has looked really happy to be back in Chicago, and he just looked like a little boy who's so excited to be back.

34:20And here it is.

34:21Aw!

34:22How cute!

34:23The mansion in Chicago is the original Playboy Mansion, and that's where it all started.

34:28It was built in 1905.

34:31The living room is magnificent.

34:34It's the size of a hotel ballroom.

34:36Yeah.

34:36The red room, then the blue room.

34:38Uh-huh.

34:38And this was my office.

34:41Where was the pool?

34:42Right in there.

34:43Uh-huh.

34:44The game room was right there.

34:45Uh-huh.

34:45And right behind the game room was the swimming pool.

34:49Wow.

34:49And then behind that was the stairway and the fire pole, and you go down to the underwater bar.

34:53Wow.

34:54It's a really pretty building.

34:55It is a pretty building.

34:56Honey, there's a rabbit in the yard.

34:58Look at it.

34:59We left a few bunnies.

35:01Oh, my God.

35:01It's a cute little rabbit.

35:02It's a little cutie bunny, too.

35:03Hi, bunny.

35:04It's a sign.

35:05It's a sign we need to buy it back.

35:07I'll buy it.

35:08Condo by condo.

35:09Watch yourselves, people.

35:10I think it's funny that they put womb chairs in the club or at the Hugh Hefner Suite at the Palms,

35:16because that's your favorite chair.

35:18Uh-huh.

35:19He's all, yeah, and what?

35:22The very first thing that I bought after I graduated from college were that chair for beauty

35:32and a set of the Encyclopedia Britannica.

35:35For brains.

35:36For truth and brains, yeah.

35:37Uh-huh.

35:38That's nice.

35:39And I really didn't think about it at that time, but it's very symbolic.

35:44And that someone as impractical as that could succeed in business is remarkable.

35:50I was going to say, it's gross that it's called a womb chair.

35:52I don't know.

35:54I guess it's the shape of it.

35:55Well, it's perfect that it's in the baby episode.

35:58I mean, I'm just kidding.

35:59I'm just kidding.

36:00I heard somebody's having a baby over here, and I just wanted to be sure it wasn't mine.

36:07When Victoria was opening presents, I was sitting next to Hef, and he said,

36:13I would get very sentimental.

36:15And I thought he was going to say something about babies, and I was like, aww, and then

36:19he goes,

36:19When I see somebody sitting in that chair,

36:23Why is that?

36:23It is a duplicate of the chair that I was sitting in holding the very first issue of the magazine.

36:28Really?

36:29In that photo.

36:29Ah!

36:33I've got no hope.

36:35Hey, you guys, Arnie suggested to me that next time I take a picture for Playboy, I'd be naked

36:40on Hef's favorite chair.

36:43Pregnant?

36:44Ah!

36:46What?

36:46There were a pair of newlyweds staying in the suite below us.

36:51Hef, when are you guys going to get married?

36:53Yeah, that's what I keep asking you.

36:56They asked Hef the same thing I want to know.

36:58When are you going to get married again?

37:02Like, if I could get married and have kids tomorrow, I totally would.

37:04I want to have kids at 30.

37:06That's my ideal age, and I'm 25 right now.

37:08I'm 26 right now.

37:10This year, I'm turning 27.

37:11So that gives me three years.

37:14No, I was talking about what I want my engagement ring to look like.

37:16Oh.

37:17You put us there, Holly, and we'll be the maids of honor.

37:20The bridesmaid.

37:20I'm telling her what we're going to do for our wedding.

37:26Oh.

37:27Will I be there?

37:28Yeah.

37:28I think when Hef's kids are all grown up, which is like three years, he and I should get married

37:35and start a new family.

37:36First, we're going to get married here at the house, and it's going to be awesome.

37:39And then the reception will be the Midsummer's party, which is just like an ordinary Midsummer's

37:43party, except the whole thing is dead.

37:44All the jello shooters can only be clear in red.

37:45Those are my wedding colors.

37:46I think I'm going to be a great mom because I get a ton of practice with the animals around

37:50here.

37:51Would baby like half a grade?

37:52I don't have anyone to put in it, so you can give it to Victoria.

37:55I drop hints to Hef all the time that I want to get married and have kids, but he just

38:00kind of chooses to ignore that.

38:05And then for our honeymoon, we're going to go to Disney World and we can bring some friends.

38:07And we're going to go to Disney World and we're going to stay in the Cinderella Castle.

38:09Yeah, we're going to stay in there, and then they also do weddings at Disney World so

38:10you can have the whole wedding Disney World be.

38:11Well.

38:11I don't care that Hef caught me talking about wedding plans because he really should know

38:16what's in store for his future.

38:17It's only fair.

38:18You could do like the cover, like the Demi Moore thing.

38:24Yeah, I was going to say.

38:24Demi Moore did it.

38:25But no one would buy it.

38:28I think my most emotional experience in the episode was our anniversary.

38:32I didn't mean it to be.

38:33It just happened.

38:34Yeah.

38:35With all the adventures of my life, when I just think about all of this in the last

38:41three or four years, it's just too sweet.

38:46You know, I imagine what my life was like earlier than that, and it was okay, but, you

38:51know, this is, it's never, it doesn't get any better, that's all.

38:59Love him.

39:01Happy anniversary.

39:02One perfect rose for a perfect relationship.

39:07Aww.

39:08Aww.

39:09I love it.

39:11Aww.

39:12Red and white, my favorite colors.

39:15I always find the perfect card for every occasion, and I found a card that was just really sweet

39:19and said a lot of the things that I felt for him.

39:21You're still the one.

39:24Wasn't sure about that.

39:25Aww.

39:27Still the one I love to catch myself dreaming about.

39:31Still the one I love to talk things over with.

39:35Still the one.

39:36Huh?

39:37You don't want me to read it?

39:38Aww.

39:39Aww.

39:42It's just different to hear it read aloud by your significant other.

39:46I'm just really appreciative of the time I have with half, and I really value our relationship.

39:51I love you.

39:51I love you, sweet bear.

39:53You want to cry?

39:55Aww.

39:56Aww.

39:57Aww.

39:58Aww.

39:59Aww.

40:00Aww.

40:01Aww.

40:02Aww.

40:03Aww.

40:04Now we can fight over the cards.

40:05Well, I'm respecting that.

40:05Aww.

40:06Aww.

40:07Aww.

40:08Aww.

40:09Aww.

40:10Aww.

40:11Aww.

40:12Aww.

40:13Aww.

40:14Aww.

40:15Aww.

40:16The opening of the Playboy Club in Las Vegas had very special meaning for me.

40:20I think that club opening was my favorite trip to Vegas ever.

40:22I had so much fun.

40:23Oh, yeah.

40:23Aww.

40:24Sure.

40:24Because it was so filled with emotional connections.

40:26Yeah, it was so cool to be a part of that.

40:28That was my favorite part.

40:29Watching the bunny light up.

40:30Five, four, three, two, one.

40:38It was really cool when Heff and George pushed the button to light up the bunny on the

40:42side of the building because it just makes it official.

40:44It announced to all of Vegas and the world that we are open for business.

40:49Aww.

40:50Aww.

40:51Aww.

40:52Aww.

40:53Aww.

40:54Aww.

40:55Aww.

40:56Aww.

40:57Aww.

40:58Aww.

40:59Aww.

41:00Aww.

41:01Aww.

41:02Aww.

41:03Aww.

41:04Aww.

41:05Aww.

41:06Aww.

41:07Aww.

41:08Aww.

41:09Aww.

41:10Aww.

41:11Aww.

41:12Aww.

41:13Aww.

41:14Aww.

41:15Aww.

41:17Aww.

41:18Aww.

41:19Aww.

41:20Aww.

41:21Aww.

41:22Everybody was a little bit crazy that night.

41:24I'll pay someone to get naked and go in the pool.

41:26Hey.

41:27Don't wear any underwear.

41:28Get naked!

41:29Everybody gets a fuck naked now.

41:31I needed to party, and I needed everybody else to party along with me.

41:34Hurry up, and zip, and zip, and zip.

41:36I'm going to get in in my dress.

41:37Look it.

41:38Woo!

41:39Awesome.

41:41Not a bad view.

41:43But in regular TV.

41:45Indeed. Indeed.

41:47Can we just live here like one month out of the year or something?

41:49I'll think about it.

41:51There has been a rebirth, and it's reflected in a fascinating way with my own personal life.

41:55In other words, the brand is hotter again than ever before.

41:57And I'm in such a wonderful place because of you girls.

42:01Aw.

42:03You know, life has never been better on every kind of level.

42:05And I think we all agree that it turned out to be more and better than we expected.

42:11Yeah, it's cool.

42:13I think it brought us all closer.

42:15I think one of the things that none of us anticipated was how it would change everybody's lives.

42:20Yeah, from traveling to just opportunities in other areas, too.

42:24Well, I know to begin with that some of us, I had some reservations about doing the show.

42:28Me too.

42:29And I know you had reservations.

42:30More than you did.

42:31But it changed everything for the better.

42:32Yeah.

42:33And I think it has captured a moment in time that is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

42:38Yeah.

42:40Yeah.

42:53Yeah.

42:54Yeah.

42:55Yeah!

42:56Yeah!

42:57Yeah!

42:58Yeah!

42:59Yeah!

43:00Yeah!

43:01Yeah!

43:02Yeah!

43:03Yeah!

43:04Yeah!

43:05Yeah!

43:06Yeah!

43:07Girl!

43:08I like it!

43:10It's done!

43:11Oh no!

43:12I just want to thank you guys.

43:17You guys really made me happy today.

43:20Bridget, you guys are the best.

43:21You guys are going to make me cry.

43:22Aw, don't cry.

43:23Like I can't right now.

43:26Happy birthday!

43:27Happy birthday!

43:28Mwah!

43:29Another kiss?

43:30Oh my god!

43:31I haven't seen you in so many years!

43:34Slap on my knob.

43:35Lay corn on the cob.

43:36Girls are wild!

43:37Lay on my cob.

43:38Lay on my cob.

43:39Lay on my cob.

43:40Lay on my cob.

43:41Don't cry.

43:42Don't cry.

43:43Don't cry.

43:44Don't cry.

43:45Don't cry.

43:46I'm like I can't right now.

43:47Happy birthday!

43:48Happy birthday!

43:49Happy birthday!

43:50Happy birthday!

43:51Girls are wild!

43:52Lay on the bed and give me some head.

43:55It's so romantic.

43:56Just like the Moon and June songs that I do up with.

44:01Hi baby Puffin!

44:02I love you Puffin!

44:03Puffin!

44:04Baby Puffin!

44:05Hi sweet baby.

44:06I missed you.

44:07I'm glad to be back.

44:08I'm glad to have you back.

44:09I'm glad to have you back.

44:10Mwah!

44:11You're welcome.

44:12Mwah!

44:13You having a good time?

44:14Yes I am.

44:15Group hug!

44:16Aw!

44:21What do you want to do now?

44:23I want to do you.

44:26Dessert.

44:27I want dessert.

44:29I have to get up early tomorrow and go to work.

44:32I think I'm going to give you a day off.

44:34Mwah!

44:35I have to cover hog!

44:37Mwah!

44:38Mwah!

44:39Mwah!

44:40Mwah!

44:41Mwah!

44:42Mwah!

44:43Mwah!

44:44Mwah!

44:45Mwah!

44:46I'm gonna give you candy.

44:50Come on to my house to my house.

44:53I'm gonna give you figs and dates and grips and cakes.

44:58Ay!

44:59Come on to my house.

45:01Mwah!

45:02Mwah!

45:03Come on to my house.

45:04Mwah!

45:05Mwah!

45:06Mwah!

45:07Mwah!

45:08Mwah!

45:09Mwah!

45:10Come on, I'm out of my house, I said come on, I said come on, I said come on, I said come on, I said come on.

45:40Come on, I said come on.

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