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00:01Yo, represent Clifford Mansion West Coast.
00:05You're cut off.
00:06My specialty is the butterfly or the bat.
00:09No, that's 69.
00:11No, that's 96, actually.
00:1696.
00:17The unpopular position, 96.
00:22Yeah, why don't they call it 96?
00:24There would be two people with their backs to one another.
00:26They could call it, I think they could.
00:28Why?
00:29What?
00:30There would be two people with their backs to one another.
00:32Yeah, you're right.
00:33That's why.
00:34That's why 96 never caught on.
00:39Oh, I get it.
00:40Come on to my house and my house.
00:43I'm gonna give you candy.
00:47Come on to my house and my house.
00:50I'm gonna give you figs and dates and grips and kicks.
00:56Hey!
00:57Come on to my house, my house.
00:58Come on.
00:59After we shot the pictorial for the magazine, Hef said we got the chance to shoot a Playboy
01:07cover, but we don't know if we were gonna get it.
01:10I can't promise it.
01:11I'm going to put you in the magazine and we're gonna shoot a cover.
01:14Yay!
01:15Oh my God!
01:16The pressure's on.
01:17If we did end up on the cover, it'd just be an amazing opportunity because the cover of
01:21Playboy is reserved for celebrities and people who are really big deal.
01:25We don't know.
01:26The guest house here on our property is where Playmates stay when they come to shoot for
01:35Playmate from out of town.
01:36The first person to decorate the guest house was Barbie Benton, Hef's girlfriend in the
01:3970s.
01:40Barbie was into country singing and was on Hee Haw, so she decorated the house very country.
01:45It was done a million years ago and I wanted something more fun, so it was time for a change.
01:51I'm so frustrated about decorating the guest house because I have so much to do.
02:00I set a goal for myself to finish this and I'm very far from being finished.
02:05I think this is the world's longest screw.
02:08It's still not out yet.
02:10I didn't realize how much work this is gonna be.
02:13Believe me, I have a lot to do and I don't want Hef to see any of it until it's done.
02:21Today we shoot our potential cover and I'm excited.
02:28I kind of have my hopes up even though I know I shouldn't, I do.
02:31Gizmo!
02:32I told Hef about it and he goes, what's the concept for the cover?
02:36I said, the three of us laying in a bed and he's all, perfect!
02:39When I heard that the studio was going to recreate Hef's bedroom, I thought they've got their work cut out for him.
02:52But when I got there, it was amazing.
02:54The bed was perfect, the chandelier was perfect.
02:57One more.
02:58I think the pictures we're shooting are very appropriately themed, but it's a little more of a fantasy version than what really goes on at the mansion.
03:07Kendra and Bridget look at Holly or look, actually look at each other.
03:11Look at her ass.
03:12No, I'm looking there.
03:14Like, I have this huge butt fetish, guys and girls, you know.
03:19And, um, what was I talking about again?
03:23The actual cover shoot was on just a mattress with satin sheets on it.
03:34We tested it in white sheets and then in black sheets.
03:36We're waiting for Hef's phone call to see if he likes the black sheets or the white sheets.
03:41Are we sure he's calling right away?
03:44He should be, because that's kind of the point.
03:48That's what I thought he wants to wipe, you know?
03:50I feel like we should wipe both ways, so they might just wait.
03:53You know what I mean?
03:55The white sheets kind of made us look like innocent virgins, you know?
04:00The black ones look like erotic, you know?
04:08Oh, wait, I meant exotic.
04:11Can we smile, everybody?
04:12Left chat for a while.
04:13Okay, take your break.
04:14Very good.
04:15We like the black sheets better, but ultimately it's Hef's decision to make.
04:20Bridget, you look cute in this picture, though.
04:23This one?
04:24This one.
04:25Look at me!
04:26I think an ice cream cone.
04:29Oh, definitely the black.
04:31Are you kidding?
04:32How can they use the white ones or the black ones?
04:34It's the total, it's the biggest difference.
04:36Oh, my God.
04:37The black satin sheets.
04:39So sexy, sex kitten.
04:41Like, I want the black ones.
04:43We all want the black ones.
04:47The girl's layout is on its way from the studio.
04:50Okay.
04:51In the past, you know, Hef has told me that I couldn't be a playmate
04:55and I wasn't photogenic enough.
04:57Hef says I'm more important to him than any of his ex-girlfriends were,
05:00but I find that hard to believe because all his ex-girlfriends were on the cover of Playboy a million times.
05:05In the public eye, I don't mean as much to Hef as some of these other girls.
05:10Bitter?
05:11Maybe.
05:12Maybe.
05:13Hef didn't say that.
05:17We knew that.
05:18We knew that.
05:19We knew that.
05:20We knew that.
05:21We knew that.
05:22We knew that.
05:23Moe, um, I have two tests here.
05:26Uh, and I've looked at the tests here.
05:27That's good.
05:28I think I like the black sheets.
05:32I think I like the black sheets.
05:39He likes the black.
05:40What do you say?
05:41I think I like the black sheets.
05:44Let's go.
05:45I knew it.
05:46I knew that Hef would love the black ones better.
05:50Thank God!
05:51These are way sexier than the white ones.
05:53Black is always better.
05:55Get a little sparkle in the eye for me.
06:00Beautiful girls.
06:01Try your face a little straighter than me.
06:02Our pose today is pretty easy, so I think we're all gonna do fine.
06:06It's just a matter of changing the facial expressions just a little bit.
06:11Love it.
06:12Love it.
06:13Love it.
06:14Love it.
06:15Now you're talking to it.
06:16I did my signature pose.
06:17My signature pose is something like this.
06:21It means that I'm thinking dirty.
06:26Hot.
06:27Very hot.
06:28The ears.
06:29I like the ears.
06:30I know.
06:31These ears have personality.
06:32Like, you can bend them any way you want, but I put these on and they have automatic personality.
06:35Mm-hmm.
06:36That's cute.
06:37I wish they wiggled.
06:39I'm concentrating and they're not wiggling.
06:41Sorry.
06:42Hey, sweetie.
06:43Thanks so much.
06:44Great, great, great, great, great.
06:45It was so much fun.
06:47I'm gonna miss you, girl.
06:48I think Bridget was sad to leave.
06:49If she could pose for Playboy every day, I think she would.
06:51I'm sad.
06:52I don't wanna leave.
06:53We're gonna spend the night.
06:54Let's make this an all-nighter.
06:55Bye, guys.
06:56Bye, girls.
07:05The mansion here in Holmby Hills is seven acres.
07:08And included on this property are the mansion itself, the guest house, and the game house.
07:14Across the street, Hef owns another property.
07:17We call that the Playmate House because we've invited some playmates to live there.
07:22I thought, I'm gonna throw a barbecue across the street.
07:24Kinda welcome the girls that are staying there.
07:26So I took Anastasia with me to the grocery store to gather everything I needed.
07:30I love the smell of grocery stores.
07:34I've decided to cook for the first time.
07:37Do any of you cook?
07:38I decorate cookies.
07:39That's as far as I've gone.
07:41I'm going to make my mom's pasta salad.
07:45She sent me the recipe for that.
07:47Whoa.
07:48Fancy pasta.
07:50This looks pretty normal.
07:52Okay, one bunch sliced green onion.
07:55This doesn't look like an onion to me.
07:57This is like a scavenger hunt.
07:59Okay, now I need Bernstein's Italian dressing.
08:07We're gonna be here for days.
08:08I know.
08:12Can I help you?
08:13Hey, have you ever heard of Bernstein's Italian dressing?
08:16Uh-huh.
08:17Do you know what the bottle looks like?
08:21Ah, Bernstein's right in front of my face.
08:24Great.
08:25Have a nice day.
08:26Bye-bye.
08:27Bye-bye.
08:28How exciting.
08:30Okay, 16 ounces is exactly what I need.
08:33What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
08:36I have no idea.
08:37A salad shooter.
08:41That's funny.
08:44Good morning.
08:45Good morning, Mom.
08:46What's up?
08:47What's up?
08:48I'm so excited because the magazine's gonna come out in a few days, so.
08:51Oh, it is?
08:52Yeah.
08:53It's gonna be beautiful.
08:54So I'm just kind of nervous.
08:58I was worried.
08:59I knew that at any time they could decide not to use our cover shoot, so it was scary.
09:07I want to see if we made the cover or not.
09:09Oh, my gosh.
09:10They probably gave it to Kelly Monica or something like that.
09:14Oh, they can put her on some other one.
09:17I know, huh?
09:18This challenge is actually all put together.
09:20Things can always change.
09:21You never know.
09:22I know.
09:23I don't know.
09:24On school street.
09:25JoJo.
09:26Yes, ma'am.
09:27I'm cooking.
09:28Thank you, Lori.
09:30I just need this big one.
09:32Thanks.
09:33That's what I said last night, too.
09:36Do you want to make your own patties?
09:38Did you hear my joke?
09:39No.
09:40Ah!
09:41You missed out.
09:45Okay, what are you making?
09:46I am making pasta salad.
09:48It's my mom's recipe.
09:49I just haven't put the pasta in yet.
09:52It's fun to cook, but it's good that I don't have to.
09:56No.
09:57No.
09:59I'm not really that healthy of a person to eat.
10:02If I see fried chicken, I'll eat it.
10:05No.
10:06You catch me?
10:07I'm eating fried chicken as much as I can.
10:10No.
10:11I caught myself eating fried chicken like three times today.
10:15No.
10:18No.
10:19No.
10:20Fine.
10:22No.
10:35Hunter, I'm cooking.
10:36Start feeling threatening.
10:38Losing my job singing Mr. Hefter's girlfriend.
10:47Hi.
10:48Hey.
10:49Do you know when the magazine's coming?
10:50Later this week.
10:51Not today?
10:52Not today.
10:53Are you sure?
10:54I'm positive.
10:55Are you hiding it?
10:56No, I wouldn't hide anything from you.
10:57I just want to see if we'd love the cover or not.
10:59Will you tell me when you see them?
11:00I will.
11:01Okay, cool.
11:02Absolutely.
11:03Thanks.
11:04I'll give you my critique.
11:05Thanks.
11:06What do you think?
11:07Are you going to go to the barbecue too?
11:08Should I put the harness on you and then you can walk like a big girl?
11:11No!
11:12Hold on.
11:13Hold on, please.
11:14Please.
11:15Please.
11:16I thought I'd put you out or something.
11:18Let's go.
11:19Come on.
11:20Come on, Winnie.
11:21Come on.
11:22Come on.
11:23Come on, silly.
11:24You were doing so good.
11:25Good girl.
11:26Good girl.
11:27What?
11:28You have to learn to walk.
11:32Come on.
11:33You're not hurt.
11:35Come on, Winnie.
11:36Good girl.
11:37Let's go.
11:38Good girl.
11:39I should have got smaller bowls.
11:43Now it looks like there's no chips.
11:45Okay.
11:46My definition of the perfect hostess is somebody who prepares the party in the perfect way.
11:56Playboy.
11:57Hey, it's Holly.
11:58Could I please get a few things over at the Playmate house?
12:01Sure.
12:02Could I get a couple pitchers of iced tea?
12:04Uh-huh.
12:05And could I get a jar of the homemade pickle chips if we still have those in stock?
12:10Okay.
12:11And I think that's it so far, but feel free to take your time because I might call back
12:15with more stuff.
12:16Sure.
12:17Okay.
12:19Bye.
12:20And the perfect hostess needs to be friendly.
12:21Wait, what?
12:22Hey, it's Holly again.
12:23May I get a bunch of paper napkins too, please?
12:25Okay.
12:27Do the ones or the big ones?
12:28Uh, big.
12:29Okay.
12:31Okay.
12:32So I thought it would be fun to have just a little dinner party where us girls could
12:36all sit around and gossip and have a good time.
12:39Hey, it's Holly again.
12:40Yeah.
12:41I thought of another thing.
12:42Okay.
12:43Jack Daniels.
12:44One bottle of Jack?
12:45Yeah.
12:46This one's for a hat.
12:48You're a good girl.
12:51Wednesday.
12:52Keep coming.
12:53Why are you stopping?
12:54She's a tired mom.
12:55You're tired already?
12:56Come on.
12:57That's what I thought.
12:58You're doing really good, Winnie.
12:59Next, we'll go on a hike.
13:00Oh, shit.
13:01That hike's going to take an hour.
13:02Yeah.
13:03Oh, shit.
13:04That hike's going to take an hour.
13:05Yeah.
13:06Oh, shit.
13:07That hike's going to take an hour.
13:10I'm going to make hamburgers, hot dogs, which should be pretty easy.
13:18And how hard can it be to cook a burger and a hot dog?
13:21I don't see any real pops.
13:23Nope.
13:24Oh.
13:25We felt really bad for Holly because she was in doing all the work.
13:31So we had to entertain ourselves.
13:33Tiffany, do you like watermelon and grape jello shooters?
13:36What's the house special?
13:38They both are.
13:39They both are.
13:40Really?
13:41Anyone look great and that fell on the floor?
13:43Cheers.
13:44Cheers.
13:45Ooh.
13:46It smells like watermelon.
13:47How are you?
13:48You look so cute.
13:49So are you.
13:50Look at your eggs.
13:51I don't think I've ever seen this again.
13:52Yeah, I've never cooked before.
13:53Look at yours.
13:54Do you usually cook them?
13:55Yes.
13:56A housewife costume.
13:57I'm wearing a housewife costume because if I'm going to do something like cook, I want
14:07to celebrate it with a costume.
14:12Well, the only reason I'm doing as well as I am is because I asked the kitchen for pointers
14:17last night.
14:18So they kind of gave me the news on how long you cook a burger and stuff like that.
14:23So we'll see.
14:24The judges are out there.
14:27What am I, an early arrival?
14:28Hi, honey.
14:29Hi.
14:30Oh, not that early.
14:31Hello there.
14:32How are you, darling?
14:33Good to see you.
14:34Good to see you.
14:35Um, I don't feel like it's going very good because I can't tell when something's done and
14:46I don't know how long to leave it on for.
14:48So we'll see.
14:49The water's not boiling yet.
14:58Ah!
14:59This isn't even lit up.
15:04Maybe it wasn't such a good idea.
15:07Hi, honey.
15:08Hi, sweet.
15:09Hi.
15:10Mwah.
15:11Hey.
15:12Hey.
15:13How are you?
15:14I'm going to test these out because I'm not that confident.
15:23No.
15:24No.
15:25No.
15:26No.
15:27No.
15:28No.
15:29No.
15:30No.
15:31No.
15:32No.
15:33No.
15:34No.
15:35No.
15:36No.
15:37No.
15:38No.
15:39No.
15:40No.
15:41No.
15:42No.
15:43No.
15:44No.
15:45No.
15:46Noillion.
15:47No.
15:48No, no, no, no.
15:50No, no, thank you.
15:52Baby burgers!
15:53Hef is a really picky eater so I hope he likes him.
15:56I tried to do all the burgers pretty medium.
15:58I think they were more like medium rare.
15:59Oh my God!
16:00Honey, how was the baby burger?
16:01It's good, although I usually get it with...
16:04I put onions on it but they all fell off when I put it in the water line.
16:07with the meat somehow and also there's usually cheese on it oh yeah i forgot all right hef kind
16:13of dogged my baby burger so i guess you can't win them all i thought that the cooking would go really
16:21fast and then i could just join everybody and eat but it took all day you can't really cook
16:25and entertain at the same time i think if i throw another party i'll hire a cook
16:30i like wincy because you're a good girl except for i smell something farty coming off of you
16:47i felt a little bit alienated i didn't feel like i could hang out with any of the girls
16:52so it was an experience but i don't know if it was the funnest thing
16:55so i came back across the street and i started working on the guest house
17:03oh he's a mess
17:06holly honey you're not supposed to be out here oh okay i thought something's wrong no i was
17:13i was so sorry about you honey no nothing wrong are you sure yeah i love you pretty much i'm just
17:20really tired huh i'm just really tired okay and i need to finish my picture all right i'm sorry i love
17:26you i'm sorry i'm sorry hey jd do you know when the girls are gonna have their issue come out no i can
17:39not but for when i want when i understand that the uh fedex truck is here so probably coming out today
17:45that's so they are gonna go nuts when they see that they really are great i'd like to see it first
17:55did the fedex come i think it can can we open it no why do we get because i said we can't but if we
18:02can't open it mary we can seal it up they'll never know half is opening it only yeah probably
18:09gonna be down here all over us to see if it's come in i won't say a word it's when your life is on
18:17this thing i'm mute you've never been mute in your life you don't know mute i do i do
18:27hey dogs panda duke
18:29what's up mary um what's up with you are they here yet the magazines i don't know i'm gonna go look
18:43everybody knows i'm a huge snoop and they knew i was going to come down looking for the magazine
18:48so they hit it has anybody seen a november issue this morning no we haven't seen any because they
18:55were supposed to come in today really is there anything special about the november issue that
19:00you're more interested in than any other issue maybe i don't see anything mary i think it's being
19:07hidden now why would anybody want to hide it from you because heaps on to me
19:16so i went down to the office this morning to try and get the magazine and they told me it hadn't
19:19arrived yet well here we are oh boy do you think they're hiding it from me or do you think it
19:25really hasn't came no 100 they're hiding it they are hiding it there's holly been sneaking around
19:32yes i'm kind of nervous i just want to see if we got the cover or not because that's a mystery
19:38because kelly monica i know i think she might get it three hot blonde shakes over exactly no hello
19:46that's what i'm thinking he has to live with us after this
19:50hi honey hi honey oh what's that for a lunch but i have something special
20:05uh what is it oh my god oh my god oh my god it's so cute i love the cover i love the cover
20:21thank you honey that was like beyond my expectations it was really nice and i was really excited because
20:27it had my signature pose on there let's see when hef showed us the magazine and that we got the cover
20:35i was really emotional and it was just so cool that was more than i'd ever even imagined i can't
20:41believe we got the cover this is like a milestone i know oh i'm so happy they airbrushed my pussy out
20:49which one had it a cover was something that i never even dreamt up i'm so excited that he decided to
20:55use it means more than he'll ever know i'm so excited about the bunny too that is my favorite
21:00i think the cover's my favorite i don't even know what's my favorite there's too many to choose from
21:04i think for me personally just because all of hef's girlfriends have been on the cover playboy a
21:09million times for me i feel like it kind of legitimizes me i feel like he's finally saying he's proud of me
21:16and i've made it in that one little aspect of life here at the mansion
21:25i'm gonna give you candy
21:32come on
21:34my house
21:35my house
21:36i'm gonna give you
21:38stigs and dates and the grips and the kicks
21:42come on
21:54Come on, I'm not.
21:55I'll just come on.
21:57I'll just come on.
21:58I'll just come on.
21:59I'll just come on.
22:06Hey!
22:24Hey!
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