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00:00When you go somewhere with Hef, it's VIP all the way.
00:07We'll get ringside seats.
00:08You should have a red nose.
00:10Yay, thank you.
00:12And we get to meet the owner.
00:14Enjoy the show.
00:16I know we will.
00:17Thank you so much.
00:18Thank you so much.
00:19Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
00:30Hef's funny because when he got pulled down to dance in front of the whole audience,
00:35he didn't want to do the dance steps, so he just did his own thing, and I thought that
00:38was cute.
00:43I think you're the highlight of the circus, honey.
00:47Well, they love the freak.
00:50Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you candy.
00:58Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you figs and dates and grips and kicks.
01:07Hey!
01:08Come on to my house, my house, come on.
01:11We're my phone!
01:21Womp, womp, womp, ow!
01:24Womp, ow!
01:27Tonight, the girls and I get to go and do the show, Love Line.
01:31Hey, what's up?
01:32Hi!
01:33Thanks for coming on the show, you guys.
01:34Yeah, thanks for having us.
01:35Yeah, thank you.
01:36Love Line is a radio show where people call in and they can ask Dr. Drew,
01:40one of the hosts that's a doctor, about any of their relationship problems.
01:44And there's another host named Stryker and he's the goofy guy.
01:48The show's been on for 16 years or something.
01:50Yeah, you still listen to it in high school.
01:51I just didn't want to say that in front of Dr. Drew because I didn't want to make him feel old.
01:57Holly used to have a crush on Dr. Drew.
02:00Nice.
02:01Yeah, that's why I didn't want to sit by him.
02:05We even tried to wave our magazine in his face and he was just all chill.
02:08I guess I've always had a thing for guys with gray hair.
02:11No, I'm getting really sick right now so I'm like, my throat is like really swelling up.
02:19I wasn't really feeling that good when I went to Love Line.
02:22I'm sure it's not that bad.
02:23I mean, I just got over bronchitis like a month ago.
02:26Do you want me to look?
02:27He's like, okay, let me look at it.
02:29I'm like, no!
02:30No!
02:31He's a doctor.
02:32I'm a doctor.
02:33Are you really?
02:34I didn't really know that Dr. Drew was really a doctor, okay?
02:38I thought you were a love doctor.
02:40I'm an internist.
02:41Love Line starts now.
02:43All right, you guys.
02:44Welcome to Love Line.
02:46You announce who was in the Love Line studio tonight.
02:48The girls next door.
02:49We love your shirt, by the way.
02:50It says boy next door.
02:51I had it made a long time ago.
02:53I love it.
02:54A long time ago.
02:55Two hours ago.
02:57We take callers.
02:58And they have some very specific problems.
03:01Let's talk to Rob in Irvine.
03:03You're 24.
03:04What's up, Rob?
03:05I never really learned how to get a girlfriend or how to really socialize with women.
03:08The Love Line questions are pretty explicit.
03:10So I was wondering if the myth is true about black guys being really well endowed.
03:16They're sexual.
03:17Since I was about seven years old, I would know how to masturbate.
03:21And medical.
03:22Every time we have sex, it really hurts.
03:24People will call and be like, I have herpes.
03:26What do I do?
03:27Or like, my dick is two inches long.
03:30What do I do?
03:31Young males see a vagina as an inside out penis.
03:34I would love to do Dr. Drew's job.
03:37Because I love making people feel better.
03:39Girls, does size matter?
03:40Kendra, we'll start with you.
03:42Yep.
03:43Size does matter.
03:44Holly?
03:45I don't think it does.
03:46I mean, if you're really into the guy and you have good chemistry otherwise.
03:49Well, I don't think it matters.
03:50Okay, Bridget.
03:51I think it does to a certain extent.
03:52You can't be too small or too big, but there's a pretty wide range in there.
03:56Now, if you meet a man and all of a sudden he whips it out and it's, let's just say four inches or so.
04:02Do you ever just say-
04:03Bye.
04:04I'm sorry.
04:06This is just the way it is.
04:08I'm not going to marry a guy with a two inch penis.
04:11I'm not.
04:12Alright, let's grab line seven on here.
04:14Mr. Hugh Hefner.
04:15How are you, sir?
04:16Hello there.
04:17Puffin!
04:18Hi, honey.
04:19Hef called in.
04:20You want a relationship advice from us?
04:22It's very lonely here.
04:24Aw.
04:25Lying in a very large bed.
04:26Alone.
04:27Aw.
04:28We'll be home soon.
04:30How do you still do it?
04:31How do you hang out with these three lovely women every day?
04:35And how do you make sure that each one of them gets the proper attention so no one really feels too bad or jealous?
04:41How I keep up with them is the fact that they keep me young.
04:44I've had a pretty wonderful life.
04:46The absolute best time of my life is right now.
04:48I really mean that.
04:49That's because of the girls.
04:50Aw.
04:51Thank you, honey.
04:52I think you do take Viagra, correct?
04:54If you've got three girlfriends, you need Viagra.
04:59I'll see you girls soon.
05:00Okay.
05:01Bye, sweetie.
05:02All three of you live in the mansion.
05:04All three of you are Hef's girls, but Polly.
05:07Yes.
05:08You're the main girlfriend.
05:10Well, I've been with Hef the longest.
05:11I've been with him for five years, and I share a room with him, so I guess that's why I'm the main girlfriend.
05:17And now at that point, didn't he have seven or eight girls or something?
05:20Yeah, it was horrible.
05:21Hef and I have been together a long time, and I think that's a pretty big feat because he doesn't often stay with girls that long.
05:27And now how did you slide past eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, and be number one living in the room?
05:33Some people call it skills.
05:34How do you know?
05:35No, I'm just kidding.
05:36How do you know?
05:37We have a lot in common, and we just love to hang out, and we just clicked right away.
05:42This year, it will be our five-year anniversary, and I think that's huge, but I'm a little bit frustrated by my current situation because I don't want it to be this way forever.
05:51Is there ever a time where all three of you are in the same room together with him sleeping?
05:55That's happened.
05:56Well, he's not sleeping.
05:57Right, he's not sleeping.
05:58I guess that's pretty much the gist of it, yeah?
06:01Yeah, thank you.
06:02All right, so for Kendra, and for Holly, and for Bridget, and for the good old doctor, I am Stryker.
06:07We will see you guys next time on Love Line.
06:14I knew that half of my relationship was really important to me almost right away.
06:30She loves Daddy.
06:33I think I've allowed him to be himself more.
06:35I don't think he feels like he has to surround himself with this armor of eight girlfriends.
06:40Baby girl.
06:41I think he now just wants to hang out with people that he truly enjoys their company.
06:46We made cards for you, Puffin.
06:50Being one of three girlfriends with Hef is an unusual situation, but it's not as difficult as people might think.
06:59Thank you, Snuggles.
07:01You're welcome, Muggles.
07:02And I'm Buggles.
07:03I forgot.
07:04I should have signed it Buggles.
07:05You're Buggles.
07:06As long as Hef and Holly are still happy with me being here, I plan on still being a part of this in his life.
07:15Seeing Holly and Hef, like, have their five-year anniversary, it makes me want a five-year anniversary, too.
07:21Hef and I are very connected, but we could connect more.
07:24You know, I was talking about what I want my engagement ring to look like.
07:27Oh.
07:28I don't know.
07:29I have it.
07:30I have it here somewhere.
07:31Oh, is that what that bulge is?
07:32Oh, it's the ring.
07:33Oh.
07:34Luckily, I have another love in my life, and her name is Coco.
07:42She is a spider monkey, and she's sad because her brother died.
07:47Coco, come visit me, baby.
07:49I'm gonna go get some grapes, and then you'll come visit me.
07:52I kind of think of myself as Coco's mom.
07:55She's my baby girl.
07:57Oh, Coco.
07:58Don't eat and run.
08:01Coco is somebody who brings a lot of joy to a lot of people, and I just want her to have a lot of human interaction so she never feels alone.
08:11Hi.
08:12Hi.
08:13Hi.
08:14Is Bridget here?
08:15She is.
08:16Oh, good.
08:17Would you tell her that her Aunt Jane's here?
08:18Sure.
08:19Thanks.
08:20I knew Holly was looking for more insight on Coco, and I thought that my aunt, since she raised monkeys, that it might be a good opportunity for her to come and talk to Holly and give her any insights that she has.
08:28Good to see you.
08:30It's great to see you.
08:31How are you doing?
08:32I'm great.
08:33Good.
08:34So welcome to the mansion.
08:36Hello, sweetie.
08:37Hi.
08:38Hi.
08:39Hi.
08:40Hi, Coco.
08:41Can we see you?
08:42Oh, I hear a happy noise.
08:44Yeah, I made a happy face at her.
08:46She's a big, big girl.
08:48She's a very healthy mama.
08:50Hi, Coco.
08:51Hi, Coco.
08:52I'm so happy to see you.
08:53Hello, Coco.
08:54Watch out for turds.
08:55I'm looking at that.
08:57Hi, sweetie.
08:58Oh, hello, baby girl.
09:01She's just terribly overweight.
09:03My aunt gave her more insight onto behaviors, what it means when Coco's doing this or that.
09:09In her case, a living alone isn't ideal.
09:12If one of the other sanctuaries had another female that needed a buddy.
09:16Do you think they'd get along?
09:17Females get along perfectly.
09:19Oh.
09:20They're a matriarchal society.
09:21Oh, Coco.
09:22The group leader is a female.
09:24One thing that she did tell Holly is when Coco is really in love and thinks of her as one of her own, she'll come over and lift her neck up and put her neck on Holly's neck.
09:34And that just means that she has 100% trust in the other person.
09:38Would you like to have your hair brushed?
09:39I like to be with Coco and to be with animals because it's just nice to totally be in the moment and care about somebody else.
09:46Oh, yay!
09:47I didn't know this is where you were.
09:48I didn't see Coco.
09:49This is my aunt Jane.
09:50Hello, aunt.
09:51She sat on my lap.
09:52It looks like she also managed to get the keys to the...
09:53Yeah.
09:54Oh, she dropped them.
09:55I just know when I'm out there caring for Coco that it makes a difference.
10:05And with Hef, it's just like, you know, he has other girlfriends.
10:11She's ready for her close-up.
10:12Look at his tail.
10:13But with Coco, she likes it that I'm interested in her best interest and everything and guys aren't that way.
10:19We're gonna put you in a centerfold.
10:29What's up?
10:30How are you?
10:31Holly.
10:32Bob Morris is our fish man.
10:33And I wanted to get Hef for our anniversary some new fish to add to the aquarium and the aviary because he's always complaining that the fish aren't colorful enough.
10:41I know I definitely want a Nemo and Dory.
10:44He has to have his friend Dory.
10:46These are neat.
10:47They call him a pajama cardinal.
10:49Pajama fish.
10:50That's right.
10:51Well, good for one of the parties.
10:52Yeah.
10:59Adjacent to the guest house on the mansion grounds is this amazing aviary.
11:04It looks like a rainforest inside and there are two huge saltwater fish tanks.
11:09I think we should concentrate on putting as many colorful ones in here because this is the one that Hef always sees.
11:14We can have a lot of color in here and still have the meaner guys.
11:17Hi.
11:18Look, he sees my hand.
11:19He sees my hand.
11:20You know what you can do sometimes?
11:21Put your fingertips on there and he'll try to actually nip it.
11:24Now move it around and see if he'll follow you.
11:26Hi.
11:27He's awfully sweet looking.
11:28He's scared the heck out of me.
11:29Doesn't he look like a cute little baby though?
11:30He's gorgeous.
11:31Hi.
11:32Yeah, this is going to be good.
11:33I'm excited.
11:34Dun, dun, dun.
11:35Hi, Norma.
11:36I heard a little news.
11:37I wanted to share with you.
11:38Uh-oh.
11:39Norma called me in her office because she wanted to find out about this blog I wrote about this
11:41really bad incident that happened with this rap video that I did with Eminem and I.
11:56So what's going on with it?
11:59After I posted that blog, it started winding up in like articles and stuff.
12:03I'm like, oh no.
12:04Yeah.
12:05This is mine.
12:07Why?
12:08What's going on with it?
12:09Getting calls from online entertainment sites asking to confirm or deny whether or
12:14not Kendra wrote it.
12:16It's mine, but I took it down the day after.
12:19Yeah.
12:20And I didn't, because I felt bad after I did it.
12:22I don't want any controversy between me and him.
12:24All I want to do is tell my story and that's all.
12:26I'm not trying to hate.
12:27You know what?
12:28I didn't say anything wrong.
12:29I said everything mature in that blog and I don't have any regrets.
12:33Well, they're going to issue a statement.
12:35Oh, no.
12:36Kendra wrote this blog following some on-set hijinks at a recent video music shoot.
12:40While she was upset at first, she later received flowers and an apology from Eminem and
12:45removed the blog.
12:46Everything is fine and there are no hard feelings.
12:49I didn't mean for him to see this, okay?
12:51I wrote it just to like, because I was pissed.
12:53You know what I love, quite frankly, is when you write, it's like you're talking.
13:00Quite literally.
13:01In other words, you write as funny and colloquial and charming as the way you are on camera.
13:07I didn't mean to say it.
13:08I didn't mean to put you in there like that.
13:10No.
13:11You're my baby.
13:12Because I didn't know this was going to wind up anywhere.
13:14Hef is like on my side.
13:16He got my back to the day I die.
13:18And when Hef laughs, it does something for me, you know?
13:21He's just, it's the cutest thing in the world.
13:23My first rap video.
13:24Current mood?
13:25Pissed off.
13:26That's my baby.
13:30Thank you for calling Sprinkles Cupcakes.
13:43Drew speaking.
13:44How can I help you?
13:45Hi, Drew.
13:46My name is Bridget and I wanted to order some cupcakes.
13:48Sure.
13:49What was this for?
13:50Can I ask?
13:51Yes, it is for an anniversary.
13:53Holly and Hef.
13:54Sprinkles Cupcakes are this Los Angeles phenomenon.
13:57Everyone raves about how good they are.
13:59And I thought it might be kind of fun for their anniversary to surprise them and have Sprinkles
14:04Cupcakes.
14:05Have you heard of these?
14:06It's such a thing.
14:07Yeah, I heard.
14:09The kitchen staff at the mansion has some of the best chefs in the world.
14:13And I always feel funny about bringing in food from outside sources because I don't want
14:16to step on any toes.
14:19Did you make those?
14:20No, they're Sprinkles.
14:21What do you mean they're Sprinkles?
14:22Sprinkles Cupcakes.
14:23Do you want me to take it?
14:24I think I'm good.
14:29Help them with the cushions, just throw them all over here.
14:42Yeah, tonight is a very big night.
14:44Tonight is the anniversary for Mr. Hefner and Holly.
14:47And we're going to be doing a big fondue dinner.
14:49We're taking the entire living room and we're turning it into the melting pot.
14:53And it happens to be Holly's favorite restaurant.
14:55The melting pot sign!
14:57Yay!
14:58Cool!
14:59All right.
15:00I talked to the chefs and they actually went to the restaurant, got the actual pots, got
15:04the actual recipes and ingredients.
15:07It's definitely easier to bring the restaurant here rather than try and convince Hef to drive
15:12an hour and a half to go to dinner somewhere.
15:14How many of these are we doing?
15:15This is 144 and 144.
15:18Oh, it's only 288 balloons.
15:21Ta-da!
15:22Ladies and gentlemen, she did math without her fingers.
15:27Some people might think it's a little weird to throw an anniversary party for your boyfriend
15:30and your girlfriend, but it's really not.
15:33Cause I came into a situation with Holly and Hef being the main relationship and actually
15:38became friends with Holly before developing a relationship with Hef.
15:42To me, that's the number one thing.
15:44I dare you to like suck it all in and then go knock on the boss.
15:47Oh my God!
15:48Come on!
15:49Do it!
15:50Do it!
15:51Do it!
15:52More!
15:53More!
15:54Hi, honey!
15:59Can you hear my voice?
16:02Are you taking in helium?
16:03Is that what's going on here?
16:04Yeah!
16:05Hi!
16:06I can see it in your wobble.
16:09That was funny.
16:10What a nice car, two tooth brushes.
16:25We all have this wonderful bond with Hef, but tonight is Holly and Hef's anniversary.
16:31So, you know, I had to give them a card.
16:33I mean, Hef always gives me an anniversary card.
16:36So, I mean, same thing, you know?
16:38I think a lot of people would look at being together for five years as a turning point,
16:43but I know it's not a turning point for us because I know nothing's going to change in
16:45this relationship anytime soon.
16:47anytime soon.
16:48A lot of women wouldn't enjoy the kind of company he likes to keep as much as he does, but I
16:54really do.
16:55I really like the fact that I can just sit around here in my socks all day and the social life
16:56comes to us.
16:57Puppies, do you know that mommy and daddy have been together for longer than you guys have
17:04been alive?
17:05That's like 35 in dog years.
17:06Hef doesn't have a fear of commitment, he just has a fear of monogamy.
17:11my socks all day and the social life comes to us puppies do you know that
17:15mommy and daddy have been together for longer than you guys have been alive
17:20that's like 35 in dog years Hef doesn't have a fear of commitment he just has a
17:24fear of monogamy but I think throughout Hef's life he's always had a primary
17:29relationship and he's always been really emotionally devoted to that and I know
17:34he really values our relationship and how close we are
17:44yeah we're ready to go to one for Hef's in my anniversary we always get a bunch of
17:50our friends together mostly girls it just makes it more fun honey you have to come
17:54here and look because a lot of them are hiding okay I'm here and looking I got
18:01you some more colorful fish oh really well I'm really delighted I mean you
18:06couldn't think of anything better I think have really liked his anniversary
18:12present I mean you can get him like a new robe you can get on the frickin picture
18:15you can get on like a striptease but getting a fish great thinking because I
18:21would never never never thought of that I'm delighted I don't know if our fish
18:27mate for life but I know I do I love how they did this up it's gonna be so good I
18:45can't I know I'm ready the living room didn't look like the melting pot it looked
18:49like a better melting pot family that plays together stays together we're going
18:58to be turning these on and so we are going to have actually open flame at the
19:03table okay the high point of the evening Holly and I are gonna burst into the flame
19:07I love the cheese rabbit food eat this big bunny there's a lot of interaction when you
19:17have fondue so you can have conversation and you're sharing and it's just a really
19:23romantic way to celebrate an anniversary even if it is with 10 people honey you
19:26don't want to dip anything in cheese it's really good I might dip you in cheese it's
19:32five years since Holly and I started going together but I always think of it as as the
19:38beginning of all of this or has it's been like more than four years that you've been
19:44here more than two for Kendra I'm a good recruiter I know how to pick them who could
19:52ask for more than that I'm definitely in love with half and I've never been with
19:57somebody that I've connected with as much as with half there's just a lot of
20:03things I wouldn't find somewhere else I don't find somebody who's as devoted to
20:08romance as he is and somebody who I can have fun with and share a lifestyle with
20:13that's unique and that's one of a kind one perfect rose for a perfect
20:18relationship red and white my favorite colors I always find the perfect card for
20:29every occasion and I found a car that was just really sweet and said a lot of the
20:32things that I felt for him you're still the one wasn't sure about that still the
20:40one I love to catch myself dreaming about still the one I love to talk things over with
20:46it's just different to hear it read aloud by your significant other I'm just
20:59really appreciative of the time I have with half and I really value our
21:02relationship
21:03Holly's not typically very emotional as far as crying she usually is very controlled
21:15it could be the fact that the path that she's come down I mean it's been a rocky
21:19road to get to this point and I think it could just be a combination of
21:22everything like we made it to five years and this is really special and there's
21:26more to come
21:27because you're everything I could ever hope for and the one I love with all my
21:32heart and soul happy anniversary love always forever muffin
21:38all right
21:42no one can fight over the hearts
21:49even though Hef does date other people I know how lucky I am to have this relationship
21:57good night girls
21:58good night everybody thanks for coming
22:00good night Holly
22:01good night kitties
22:03I think five years and a relationship is a huge milestone I think you know that our
22:10relationship has proven itself between Hef and I and the special thing about it is
22:14everything just keeps getting better
22:16I guess for like five year anniversaries you're supposed to give each other wood
22:21I'm sure Holly got her wood
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22:56Come on, come on to my house
22:59I said, come on, I said, come on
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23:04Yeah!
23:10I said, come on
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