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00:01Up to no good
00:05What's in that hat?
00:15I do
00:17Hey, Patrick
00:19Hey, hey, it's Kendra
00:21Hey, what's up?
00:23Alright?
00:24Hey, I need some butt spray
00:25Okay, bye
00:31Ah!
00:32Dude, please
00:36You did not do that
00:37Either that or spray Lysol
00:39D'Andre, where'd it go now?
00:43Shit! Stop! Stop!
00:47Look what you did
00:48Might want to clean it
00:49It's alive
00:55I hurt it
00:56What?
01:00Oh my god!
01:05Now fly
01:09Go fly into the freedom
01:12Oh, you're spraying that shit?
01:14Oh, he's closer to freedom
01:17He's completely free now
01:20Oh, why'd you have to hurt him?
01:27Come on
01:28Come on
01:29My house
01:30My house
01:31I'm gonna
01:32Give you
01:33Candy
01:35Come on
01:36My house
01:37My house
01:38I'm gonna
01:39Give you
01:40Digs
01:41And dates
01:42And grips
01:43And kicks
01:44Ayy!
01:45Come on
01:46My house
01:47Come on
01:48Mr. Bones
01:49Hey!
01:50Mr. Bones wants a ride
01:51Come back
01:52What was that?
01:53What was that?
01:54What was that?
01:55Ow!
01:56What was my pussy bone you fuck?
01:58I'm throwing a baby shower for our friend Victoria Fuller
02:01She was Miss January 1996 and she's also an artist
02:05Victoria's husband John owns a spa and he's also a reality TV regular
02:08He was on The Amazing Race and he was on The Amazing Race and he was on Fear Factor
02:14I'm throwing a baby shower for our friend Victoria Fuller she was Miss
02:18January 1996 and she's also an artist. Victoria's husband John owns a spa and
02:25he's also a reality TV regular. He was on The Amazing Race and he was on Fear Factor.
02:31They come here every weekend and they hang out at fun in the sun and they come
02:34for buffet dinners and movies and they are always at all the parties and we're
02:39just good friends with them. I really respect their relationship and I think
02:54he's gonna be a great dad. Victoria is the first one of my close friends to have a
03:01baby so I want to do something really special. Do you want to sit in on our
03:06baby shower meeting in case you have ideas to throw out there? Holly asked me if I
03:15wanted to help arrange the baby shower and then she put together a meeting with
03:19John. Okay let's just assume that we have a pink room, pebble, rose pebbles. I kind of
03:29felt bad for John when we had our meeting because he said some ideas and I kind of
03:33already had the baby shower plan in my head. Roses, pink roses all around to kind of...
03:38Pink roses are cool and you know what else I was thinking of doing that I thought would be fun
03:42is we have quite a bit of our art so I was thinking of grabbing everything off
03:45the walls and just plopping it on the walls because that way it's just like a
03:48Victoria themed room for the day. Wow. Oh no John I'm already gonna do this. John I'm gonna do that.
03:54What else? And Bridget you said when you guys were doing the flower arrangements you wanted to make an arrangement?
04:00I don't know why John thought he could plant a baby shower. That was my
04:04inspiration for doing it is that is the world's ugliest room. Where did you see
04:08it Holly? It's a girl thing we don't need the boys input. I think that in the end
04:12John just wanted to be included and I think that's really cute and sweet. What
04:16should we have on the menu for lunch? What does Victoria like? I don't think men are
04:24that good at remembering details. You know what let me think of what does she really
04:28eat? That's interesting. I know that she loves, loves, loves avocados. So that should
04:35avocado dip. Guacamole. Guacamole. I think it should I think that would do good for the
04:41food for her. I know she'd love that. Loves avocado. Loves avocado.
04:44Everything. Playboy Mansion, can I help you? Sir, sir, you're gonna have to calm down. I don't
04:53believe you. The mansion gets a lot of prank calls. Playboy Mansion. Playboy Mansion, help you. I never
05:02said you were unattractive sir. All I said was that you're making up a story about
05:05meeting some girl in a club and saying that she gave you this number. It's really
05:09messed up that the butlers have to deal with that. Playboy Mansion, can I help you?
05:14Um. Are you fucking kidding? We get this sort of thing all the time sir and I
05:21believe you're making it up. And I think that the mansion should update their
05:24phones with color ID. Ryan, who the fuck just hang up on him? Sir, now you're trying to
05:29pretend that you're your own father? That's ridiculous. I knew it. Fuck you. Or you
05:36could do that. Hey Puffin, do you want to come to Victoria's baby shower I'm throwing
05:42today? Sure, of course. I have a present you can give her. Okay, alright. I got it at
05:47Disneyland Paris because it's so cute. Oh. I don't have anyone to put in it so you
05:52can give it to Victoria. I drop hints to have all the time that I want to get
05:57married and have kids but he just kind of chooses to ignore that. And then he
06:01starts talking about something else. You want me to take it loose? No, I'll wrap it
06:05for you. Oh, okay. Alright. I totally hope that someday instead of throwing a baby
06:14shower, I'm getting a baby shower. You have an envelope for this, honey? Honey, what's
06:20going on, huh? It's Gizzy's day. Holly is throwing a baby shower for our good friend
06:25Victoria and I really wanted to help her set up. Open please. But I had an
06:30appointment scheduled for my own baby, Gizmo. She had to get her teeth cleaned.
06:34She's gonna make them pearly white for you. Let me see. She's normally a very sweet
06:39kitty. She doesn't growl a lot or scratch. She purrs and is cuddly. You have to stop
06:47with the growling or people will think you're mean. Get your claw out of my stomach, please.
06:55Sometimes Gizmo sounds like she's mad but it's her way of playing. I love you. Oh, he won't
07:00let me kiss you? That's mean. Well, now I can see the teeth. Do that again. If I let
07:09you down, do you promise not to run away? Okay, maybe you'll feel better if I put you
07:14in the bag. Gizzy can't stand to be in the bag but I just didn't want to risk not being
07:20able to find her when the lady got here to clean her teeth. It's okay. You seem to like
07:26it, huh? I got Victoria a bunch of like sporty tomboy stuff for her baby shower because if
07:35I had a kid and if it was a girl, I would totally pimp her out. I think you're a baby,
07:42don't you? Right now my dogs are the only ones I can pimp out. How you sitting in there?
07:53Winnie and Gizzy are kind of like sisters. Sometimes they get along just fine and other times for
07:58no apparent reason. They just can't be trusted around each other. Winnie, that's not very nice.
08:07Hey! Hey! Ah! No! Oh, Winnie. You're so mean.
08:19I went over to the Playmate house early because I always have last minute preparations before a party.
08:24All right. The mansion kitchen is kind of off-limits to me because the chefs in there are so busy.
08:31So anytime I need to prepare something in the kitchen, I go across the street. All right.
08:36I've never even been to a baby shower, so I asked Bridget what sort of games I should do,
08:41and she described some to me. I picked the grossest ones.
08:45I'm gonna melt these and put them in a diaper so it looks like turds. And then people have to guess
08:50what kind of candy it is after smelling it and licking it.
08:56Operator.
08:57Hey, JD. It's Bridget. I'm waiting for the kitty dentist to get here.
09:02And she's a little late. I think Gizzy was a little irritated that the woman who was gonna clean her teeth
09:08was running a little bit late because she was stuck up in her bag the whole time.
09:12Ow. Let's not claw my back, please. No, no. Ow! Relax.
09:16Hello. How are you? Good. This is Gizmo. Hello, baby.
09:21And you're Dolly? I am. Hi, Dolly. I'm Bridget.
09:24Dolly is the cat dentist. She's more than happy to make house calls
09:27because that's where the animal is more comfortable. Gizzy, you're okay.
09:32Okay. Oh, but I might take the puppy out so the kitty's more relaxed.
09:38Hello, baby. Let's see your big smile.
09:49You're okay.
09:51If she gets too annoyed, we'll alter things.
09:54She's a lot of talk and not a lot of action, but...
09:57Yeah.
09:58She does have action, too.
10:00Oh, honey bun.
10:02Gizzy was not having it with the teeth cleaning, so we had to put her in a full-on cat straight jacket.
10:08I only have to use this on about, oh, three cats a year.
10:12You're very special.
10:17She's actually a really sweet, cuddly little lover, too.
10:20Of course she is.
10:22Oh, Gizzy.
10:24Look at you.
10:26Oh, Gizzy, you're like a little papoose.
10:31Yeah, it's a little kitty burrito.
10:33Oh.
10:34She'll act like it never happened as soon as we're finished.
10:39You're all right.
10:41Even though we had to papoose, Gizzy, I was still proud of her for being a brave little girl.
10:50Let's get undressed.
10:52Okay, one, two, three, go.
10:57Run for life.
10:58Run.
10:59You didn't run very far.
11:00I thought you would take off.
11:02Ooh.
11:03It's totally obvious what one this is.
11:13I had a whole variety of candy bars, so there was, like, constipated baby.
11:18That's a load.
11:21Diarrhea baby.
11:23That's, like, real diarrhea style.
11:26Sick baby.
11:28Gross.
11:29Baby that got into the peanuts.
11:31Baby Ruth.
11:32I'm a pooper scooper.
11:34This is making me hungry.
11:36Bebheh.
11:37Hmm.
11:38How am I going to get this wagon downstairs, Lynn?
11:45It's really important for me that people like the gifts that I give them.
11:49Hendrick?
11:50Hey, Ruth.
11:51Hey Ruth, I need help getting this wagon down the stairs, but I don't want you, you to have to do it.
11:58Um, is it really heavy?
12:00I don't know.
12:02When I go to get somebody a gift, I don't just grab whatever I can find.
12:06So I'm thinking this should be really fun.
12:08Oh, that's pretty easy, huh?
12:09I really put a lot of thought into it, both on shopping for it and wrapping it.
12:14Yay, we made it. Thank you.
12:17And I just want it to be something special and something memorable.
12:21I'm not going to go out and buy a freaking bag.
12:26I mean, I'm going to go and look for one around the house.
12:28So the only one I could find was, I guess, a Christmas bag.
12:32Who cares? It's a bag, you know?
12:33You're not going to do anything with it, but throw it away.
12:40I guess a card is from the heart.
12:45Lenny, you can't go right now.
12:47I didn't bring a leash.
12:48Come on.
12:49Don't give me those eyes.
12:51Okay, let's go potty first.
12:54Wednesday got in big trouble the morning of the shower.
12:58I was all dressed up, and I took her to go potty first, and she took off out into the backyard.
13:04No, Wednesday.
13:06And she's strictly forbidden to be going back there, because that scares all the animals.
13:12Wednesday, Adams.
13:14You little bitch.
13:15It took me forever to catch her.
13:17You're a bad girl.
13:19And when I caught her, she was wet and muddy and dirty.
13:22You were going to get to go bye-bye, and now you stay home and are grounded.
13:25And she was in the worst trouble she's ever been in her whole life.
13:29You were going to go have a nice day and get lots of attention, and now you're not going to get anything but a room by yourself.
13:34See you later, alligator.
13:40She was a naughty girl, and she got a major time out.
13:43Sue, is it just one, or is it going to be changed out?
13:57We can fill it up if we need more.
13:59Ta-da!
14:01Victoria paints pop art.
14:03She's done a lot of Playboy paintings.
14:05We have a lot of Victoria's pieces here at the mansion and across the street at the Playmate house.
14:10And I was really excited to bring all the paintings that we have of hers into the main room of the Playmate house to kind of give the whole party a Victoria theme.
14:22Victoria in the house.
14:25Luke, are you excited to see Victoria, your woman?
14:31I invited about ten of Victoria's closest friends to the baby shower.
14:35How are you?
14:37You're on the wall.
14:38It's Victoria-themed in here today.
14:43Holy crap, it's great!
14:44I'm glad you've been making it on such short notice.
14:46Thank you for inviting me.
14:47Yeah, good for the world.
14:49Awesome.
14:49Some of the people we get to see every day, but some of the people we don't, so it was really cool to get to catch up.
14:55Oh my god, I haven't seen you in so many years!
14:59I'll take your present.
15:01Okay.
15:01And not everybody's here yet, but you can feel free to grab food.
15:03We're starting to eat.
15:04Okay, I'm hungry.
15:05You're the one that you're perfect boy.
15:07Hey!
15:08Hey!
15:09Hey!
15:10Hey!
15:11You look little, still.
15:13No, I don't.
15:14Yes, you do.
15:15No, I don't.
15:16Yes, you do.
15:17Let's play games first.
15:20I'm totally excited to do games.
15:22The games might make you puke.
15:23I didn't really know what kind of games would be at the baby shower, because I've never been to a baby shower.
15:29What is it, like, drinking a baby?
15:30Oh, I know.
15:32Everybody come sit in a circle in the living room.
15:35I wonder about the games.
15:37Because the games I chose were so disgusting, I know some people are going to try and weasel out of participating, but I'm not going to let them.
15:44I know how to crack the whip.
15:45Pachew!
15:46Dun, dun, dun!
15:47It's cute!
15:48It's a dirty diaper game.
15:50Oh!
15:51I have five dirty diapers, and I'm going to pass them around, and you have to guess which melted candy bar is inside.
15:59Ew!
16:00So you might need to smell and taste a little bit.
16:03Oh, my God!
16:04The poopy diaper game was so disgusting.
16:08So grossly.
16:10I know.
16:11It's just nasty.
16:12Ew!
16:13Oh, I don't know what this one is.
16:15It's like I want to plug my nose.
16:17Yeah!
16:18And you know, you guys, Duke is over here, so there might be a real turn.
16:22Oh, I'm scared of that.
16:24When I'm a mom, I know I'm going to be totally down with all the gross parts of being a mom,
16:30changing diapers and stuff, because I ain't no diva.
16:33Oh!
16:34Oh!
16:35Ooh!
16:36That was close.
16:37Close call.
16:38That would have been really hot.
16:39I think Holly was really excited for us to play the poopy diaper game, because she wanted
16:42to watch us all score while we tried to smith and eat the baby diapers.
16:47This is ooey gooey.
16:48Ooh, this one's chunky, too.
16:50Holly, you're sick.
16:52Oh.
16:53Okay, time to find out your answers.
16:55Okay, did anybody get five right?
16:57Yeah!
16:58I got a five!
16:59Five out of five!
17:00I swear I didn't cheat.
17:01I just know my candy bars.
17:03Woo!
17:04Do I know my candy or what?
17:06Am I wrong?
17:07Woo!
17:08Yay!
17:09Oh, my God.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:12With John and Victoria, John has definitely been the one who's talked about having a baby
17:17the most, and I think that's pretty unique.
17:19There you go.
17:20Cake!
17:21Cake!
17:22Cake!
17:23Cake!
17:24Oh, Victoria has to pose with the cake!
17:25Lori, our pastry chef, made this awesome cake that looked like a baby quilt with the picture
17:29of Victoria when she was about six years old printed on it, so it was super cool.
17:33Hang on.
17:34Do I look the same?
17:35Tell me I look the same.
17:36Aw, it's so cute!
17:37I love it!
17:38I think one of the best parts of any party is the cake.
17:39Thank you!
17:40Hey, John, Victoria's other boyfriend's here.
17:41I know, that's my man.
17:42I'm the only guy here except for Duke, so I feel some camaraderie.
17:43No, Duke is my baby.
17:44No, it's supposed to be a nice, it's supposed to be nice.
17:45Who's ready for presents?
17:46I am!
17:47Woo!
17:48I was so excited to see the gifts being opened at Victoria's baby shower because I wanted
18:06to see what everybody got her.
18:08I want this one for me.
18:09Aww!
18:10Aww!
18:11Cute!
18:12Little bunny.
18:13Aww!
18:14Aww!
18:15I see a theme.
18:18I think Victoria's baby might be a future Playboy bunny.
18:22You never get tired of bunnies, that's for sure.
18:24Nope.
18:25Who wants to give their present next?
18:27Okay, Kendra.
18:28Well, I see a football.
18:31Aww, look!
18:36Hey!
18:37I hope John and Victoria's baby ends up being a tomboy.
18:42I will teach her.
18:43Oh my God, I have ideas now.
18:46I really do.
18:47I want to like, oh, they're all fun.
18:50I want a kid now.
18:52Who's next?
18:53Who's the next victim?
18:54Oh, I got camera.
18:55Ooh!
18:56Oh, Bridget!
18:57Wow!
18:59Wow.
19:00Kendra said she wants Victoria's baby to definitely be a tomboy.
19:03I'm going to make sure it has a girly girl side, too.
19:06And likes Halloween.
19:07Oh, no!
19:08Her first Halloween costume.
19:13Aww!
19:14Bridget, you thought of everything.
19:17I love this book, and I think every little thing should have it.
19:21Dr. Seuss.
19:22Oh, wow.
19:23I don't usually have a lot of emotional days, but there's this one moment during the baby shower.
19:28This book in particular has a really good message.
19:31Follow your dreams in that you'll run across a lot of strange things on your way, but in
19:35the end it all works out.
19:36Oh, I love it.
19:37I know.
19:38I look stupid if I tell people I want to have kids because people are like, your boyfriend's
19:4180, and he has two other girlfriends, and what are you thinking?
19:45Aww.
19:46Puppet!
19:47Kissed Daddy.
19:48I heard somebody's having a baby over here, and I just wanted to be sure it wasn't mine.
19:53I'll go on.
19:54Congratulations, darling.
19:55Thank you so much.
19:56My pleasure.
19:57So what do you think?
19:58My goodness gracious.
19:59We went away for a couple of weeks.
20:04And I love the paper.
20:10When Victoria was opening presents, I was sitting next to Hef, and he said,
20:14I would get very sentimental.
20:16And I thought he was going to say something about babies, and I was like, aww.
20:20And then he goes, when I see somebody sitting in that chair.
20:24Why is that?
20:25It is a duplicate of the chair that I was sitting in holding the very first issue of
20:29the magazine.
20:30Really?
20:31In that photo.
20:32Ahhh.
20:35I've got no hope.
20:37Holly, thank you so much for coming.
20:39You're welcome.
20:40Thanks for coming, everybody.
20:41Thanks, everybody.
20:42Trees.
20:43Trees.
20:44Trees.
20:50Duke.
20:51Little Duke.
20:53I've been with Hef for almost five years now, and everything's been really great.
20:58But I do want to settle down someday.
21:00Not necessarily this year or next year, but someday.
21:03What do you want to watch tonight?
21:05Flash Gordon.
21:06Okay.
21:07I've got a girl who likes to watch 1936 cereal with Flash Gordon, my favorite cereal from childhood.
21:21That's a relationship made in heaven.
21:24I think when Hef's kids are all grown up, which is like three years, he and I should get
21:30married and start a new family.
21:32What?
21:33What?
21:34When I went to Victoria's baby shower, I think it really made me want one.
21:38It made me want a kid so bad.
21:39Like my dogs.
21:40I'm so obsessed with my dogs.
21:41And I treat them like my kids and stuff.
21:43But of course, if I had kids, I'd be way more responsible.
21:47I'm just kidding.
21:52I want the mansion to be a part of the rest of my life.
21:56Being involved with Hef, I'm living a totally different life now.
22:00And it just makes me more thankful about being here and being part of this.
22:05Gizzy, come go night-night.
22:07Flash Gordon will not trouble you again.
22:11What are you doing to Flash?
22:13I love you, Puffin.
22:22I love you, Puffin.
22:23Come on to my house and my house, I'm gonna give you candy.
22:30Come on to my house and my house, I'm gonna give you cigs and dits and grips and kicks.
22:40Ay!!
22:41Come on to my house, my house I come on
22:52My house I come on
22:54Come on, come on, come on, come on.
23:24Come on.
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