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00:00I love the staff, they're not just help, you know, they're also people too, you know.
00:18For some reason I just feel bad when, you know, the butlers have to bring stuff up to
00:22me.
00:23I'm still a normal girl, you know, I go down and get my stuff.
00:25Hey, I made up a rhyme, see you senor, mi amor, I said, si senor, mi amor, I'm a Mexican
00:43rapper.
00:44I know you are, you look like a Mexican rapper.
00:47I do.
00:48Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you candy.
00:55Come on to my house, my house, I'm gonna give you figs and dates and grips and cakes.
01:04Hey!
01:05Come on to my house, my house, come on.
01:08The Playboy Jazz Festival is an annual event held at the Hollywood Bowl.
01:19Hef and Playboy produce this great show.
01:22For me, it's more than just a community event or a promotional vehicle.
01:26It was the movies and the music that fueled my dreams.
01:29It's what really comes very much from the heart.
01:36Hey Steve, do you know if dogs are allowed at the Jazz Festival?
01:41Well, Duke told me he wanted to go.
01:43Aww, okay.
01:45Thanks.
01:46Bye.
01:47Looks like tough luck, Duke.
01:50So the morning of Jazz Festival, I scrambled to go get this little dress that I had gotten
01:57hemmed, sure.
01:58And then I went and bought felt to cut out music notes.
02:01And it didn't turn out exactly how I'd envisioned, but I thought, good enough.
02:05I'm themed, and it looks cute, and I'm ready to go.
02:08Baby!
02:10Hi, baby.
02:12Hef always says the mansion is the best place to be so he doesn't like to travel.
02:16But when we do, his staff has a lot of work cut out for them.
02:23This is what it takes prepared for Mr. Hefter to be able to leave the house.
02:26We have a complete staff here that's already in their boxes waiting for them.
02:29We have to bring wine glasses, champagne glasses, rocks glasses, 24 bottles of Cristal,
02:3524 bottles of Chardonnay.
02:37Every department's working on their little things.
02:39We're trying to get our bites in right now before they all get here,
02:41because it's going to get really crazy.
02:43Are we taking the Hummer limo?
02:45Because look at all these people.
02:46And then they're all, no, we're taking the big bus.
02:49I'm like, what?
02:56Yeah, we took this huge motor home.
02:59It was so fun.
03:00Is this okay?
03:01This will work.
03:02And away we go.
03:04When we take a motor home anywhere, we always have food, drinks,
03:08all the stuff Hef likes to drink, peanuts, candy bars, snacks.
03:12Hef has a mobile mansion he brings with us.
03:14It has all the comforts of home in it.
03:16We're keeping you guys at the back of the bus.
03:18That's where the party's at.
03:19Now, does this not seem familiar to you?
03:21This is not.
03:22We took a limo last year.
03:23You like this?
03:24I love it.
03:25We're ballers.
03:26It's a rock and roll bus.
03:27Destiny is my really, really, really close friend.
03:30She's from Las Vegas and she's a playmate, Miss January.
03:33And we just became really good friends.
03:37Kendra and Destiny are partners in crime.
03:40They're both a little bit wild.
03:42I heard a weird statistic that more people are killed by coconuts
03:47falling on their heads than by sharks in the ocean.
03:56Somebody's whooping it up back there.
03:57I didn't really know what was going on back there.
03:59I just heard a bunch of screaming.
04:01The party's in the back of the bus.
04:04We love you, Hap.
04:05Kendra took all these and sucked the cheese off of them
04:08and made a pile.
04:10And I wasn't paying attention.
04:12And I was like, ooh, it's kind of soggy.
04:19You better pace yourself.
04:20Yeah.
04:21We gotta...
04:22We know.
04:23Rest from an afternoon and an evening.
04:24And tomorrow with our barbecue.
04:26And here we are.
04:29Yeah, we had some fun back in the bus.
04:42It sounds like it.
04:43We did.
04:44You'll be fading by the middle of the night.
04:46When we walk into the Hollywood Bowl, everybody notices, you know, because it's a group of girls
04:51and there's a lot of whistles and catcalls and stuff.
04:53Check this out!
04:54Damn!
04:55I like the attention.
04:56I think it's really flattering.
04:57Dang!
04:58A huge shout-out to our whole 27th April Pestlin Jazz Festival, you have them!
05:06Give it up!
05:07Give it up!
05:08Give it up!
05:09Give it up!
05:10Give it up!
05:11Give it up!
05:12Give it up!
05:13Give it up!
05:14Give it up!
05:15Give it up!
05:16Give it up!
05:17Is the refrigerator van open?
05:19There's the little coolers.
05:20You know, the little ones?
05:21Right away.
05:22Give me the bosses first.
05:23I was, like, looking around, you know, I saw balls being thrown around up in the crowd.
05:31I'm like, oh, my God.
05:32So I told the butlers, can you get a ball for me?
05:34You know, I didn't expect them to go do it.
05:36Does anybody happen to own a beach ball?
05:38Oh!
05:39If anybody has a beach ball, we'll give you Playboy water for it.
05:43Who else got one?
05:45Brian, get that one.
05:46Get that one.
05:47Get that one.
05:53Any requests they want, they get.
05:56That's our job.
05:58Hard job.
06:23I wish I heard a dollar.
06:25Trying to make a dollar out of 15 cents.
06:28Take them off.
06:29Hold it back, girl.
06:33No more champagne back there.
06:35Aw.
06:36Look at the dogs.
06:37Oh, no.
06:39What are they smoking back there?
06:41What up, y'all?
06:42Don't be scared.
06:44Show me your teeth, kidder.
06:49Look.
06:50Look what time it is.
06:51It's about to be my birthday.
06:5355 minutes, girl.
06:55I'm dead serious.
06:56Trying to keep my balance in that bust.
06:58I can't even move my legs.
06:59Dude, that was a good-ass exercise, though.
07:01You know what?
07:02Oh!
07:03Oh!
07:06You dog!
07:09Happy birthday, Kendra!
07:10Yeah, thanks for the present.
07:12Please do not pick up that shit.
07:14I have to.
07:15Ew, it sticks!
07:16You opened the door.
07:17I can smell it!
07:18Don't mess, don't mess.
07:22Hello, my man.
07:23Yes, Bill, help her.
07:24A couple of the girls are going to watch a DVD
07:26downstairs in the living room.
07:27Maybe, like, Jim Carrey movie.
07:29No!
07:30I was just totally thinking that.
07:31What's it called?
07:32Um...
07:33Which one?
07:34Where he's an anchor.
07:36Oh!
07:37Dumb and Dumber.
07:38Dumb and Dumber?
07:39Yeah!
07:40Is that it?
07:41Okay, okay.
07:42Dumb and Dumber?
07:43Dumb and Dumber.
07:44Dumb and Dumber?
07:45Yeah.
07:46Oh!
07:47Okay.
07:48Dog's ass is on your face.
07:50Rascal, stop!
07:52Guy, where'd you say the beach balls at?
07:57Since Kendra wanted all those beach balls,
07:59we're gonna go take them, and we're gonna tape them
08:01on the edge of her bedroom door.
08:03Okay.
08:06What's wrong with all the glassware?
08:07You wanna blow these up?
08:10Kendra was bouncing around talking about
08:12how it's her birthday now.
08:16Hey, give me that pussy!
08:20I need to get the CD.
08:33Destiny!
08:37Destiny!
08:40Where's my desk?
08:41Where's Bridge?
08:42Where's Ann?
08:54We're gonna hurry up.
08:57Just let her know that's from all of us.
08:58Happy birthday.
09:00Oh, my God.
09:01Oh, my God.
09:04I just laughed.
09:09I have to show you something.
09:11Oh, my God!
09:18I didn't do it.
09:20I just witnessed it.
09:21I don't know how far it went over my door.
09:24This was from the pool, huh?
09:26It's not from the pool.
09:27These are the ones from today.
09:28No way.
09:29No way!
09:30Thanks, sir, to God.
09:31That little Mark!
09:33Or Brian, or somebody.
09:35I'm calling Evan right now.
09:38Why am I calling for my cell phone?
09:40Badger Evan.
09:41I'm gonna cry.
09:42That's so sweet.
09:44You're so sensitive.
09:50It's so emotional.
09:51Happy birthday.
09:52Happy birthday.
09:53That's from all the Butler staff.
09:54There's nothing better than a bunch of balls hanging from your door.
09:58Hello.
09:59Happy birthday.
10:01Today's my big barbecue birthday.
10:05We're gonna have a luau.
10:06Are you excited about coming up, Brittany?
10:07Yeah.
10:08Did you see the earthquake?
10:09What earthquake?
10:10It's an earthquake.
10:11Damn, the whole world knows it's my birthday.
10:13Do you think it'll get sunny out?
10:14Right now it's like sprinkling where we're at.
10:15Yeah.
10:16I don't know if it's gonna get sunnier later, though.
10:20Birthdays are a pretty big deal.
10:21Heff likes to celebrate the birthday and likes to make sure he has a present for each girl's
10:45birthday and make it special.
10:47Holly and I are gonna go shopping for Kendra's birthday party.
10:50It's hot out.
10:51Unfortunately, it's last minute because I really like to go all out when I plan a party and do
10:56theme, but we're gonna do the best we can.
10:59Whoa.
11:00It's not a surprise party.
11:01We wanted to make it a surprise party.
11:02We tried.
11:03But she kept changing her mind about what she wanted to do, and so finally Heff made her
11:08choose what she was gonna do and coerced her into having a luau.
11:12Now we have to do it at the last minute.
11:13What if that pipe came up and skewered us?
11:15I think about that kind of stuff all the time.
11:17Me too.
11:18Oh, these are the shadow boxes.
11:21Those are cute.
11:22Yeah.
11:23We have a lot of cute shirts here.
11:24Well, Kendra is really into the mob, mafia.
11:28She loves all that.
11:30Which one do you like better, though?
11:32I'm attracted to this one because of the pose.
11:34This one looks like he's in the say hello to my little friend pose.
11:37Air freshener.
11:38Oh, air freshener's good.
11:43Yeah, I'm definitely gonna get her one of these things.
11:45And I'm definitely gonna get her one of these.
11:47Yeah, I'm definitely gonna get her one of these things.
11:50Medium.
11:51Maybe she needs a medium with her big boobs.
11:53Yeah.
11:57Hey, this is what you do with these.
11:58What?
11:59Are you kidding me?
12:00It won't stay on my head because my head's too big, but this is what you do.
12:03That's just weird.
12:05What's this do?
12:07I think it's for like four-wheel drive.
12:10No way.
12:11I think so because there's a mountain.
12:13My family's coming up.
12:20I can't wait.
12:21And that's all I want, to be around me for my birthday.
12:27Yay!
12:29Hi.
12:30Hi, Mom.
12:31Good to see you, hon.
12:33We drove up from San Diego.
12:34We just love spending time with Kendra.
12:36And we have to be together on her birthday.
12:38Hi.
12:39Hi, Brittany.
12:41Happy birthday.
12:43And Kendra's brother is just in awe over this whole thing.
12:46All his friends in high school want to come up here.
12:48Please.
12:49Please.
12:50Get me in.
12:51Please.
12:52Let me.
12:53You know, what's it like?
12:54Look, we're matching.
12:55Yes.
12:56Well, in my age, my impression of the Playboy was perhaps a little scary.
13:03Just wild parties, 24 hours a day.
13:05You know, naked people running everywhere.
13:07You know, I didn't want my daughter having any part of that.
13:09And she said, trust me, it's not like what you think it is.
13:12Mom, Mom, look.
13:13We matched.
13:14I wore the same color.
13:15Look, we're matching.
13:16Whoops.
13:17Oh, you step out.
13:18Whoops.
13:19Welcome to the Playboy Mansion.
13:21Look at the dog balloons.
13:24Is this a corgi?
13:25It looks like a corgi.
13:26I'm getting this.
13:27That's out of control.
13:28I'm going to bring out my coconut monkey, too.
13:31Bridget and I went around to three different party stores.
13:33The first two didn't really have a lot of what we were looking for.
13:36The last one, we hit the jackpot and we piled up three carts full of stuff.
13:41Oh, brascal.
13:42Stay.
13:43We got so much cute stuff.
13:48We got these cute parasols, cute palm tree picks, cute glasses.
14:06Oh.
14:07I got a million ladies.
14:11How are you, Heffner?
14:12How are you, darling?
14:13Mr. Heffner has been the most gracious host.
14:17He always makes both Kendra's mother and I feel like we're family.
14:22It's going to be a fun day.
14:23Yes.
14:24It'll be sunny, right?
14:25Yeah.
14:26I ordered sunshine, so we hope we get it.
14:27Good.
14:28Good.
14:29We'll be out for the pool in a little bit.
14:30Okay.
14:31Good to see you.
14:32You, too.
14:33Hi, Mascal.
14:34Hi, Martino.
14:35Watch the dogs.
14:36They got in my chocolate.
14:37Where is the chocolate?
14:38You dumb dogs.
14:39They're going to die now.
14:40Mar, we had so much fun last night.
14:42We had a huge bus that we took to the, uh...
14:45Oh, really?
14:46...Jazz Festival.
14:47We're in the back of the bus and we were, like, shaking our butt out the window and everybody
14:50was, like, watching us.
14:51Okay.
14:52They came up to the window and started tapping the window.
14:54Sounds like they were having a good time.
14:56Okay.
14:57Polly and I started decorating for the party.
15:01Like, I want people to be able to look at this and say, oh, it's a birthday party.
15:06You can't see all of the letters, but you know what it is.
15:09I'm going to cry if it's not sunny.
15:11Your makeup looks really good.
15:13I shouldn't have brought this hat.
15:15That's what jinxed us.
15:16For the sun.
15:17And the sun didn't appear.
15:18Well, put it on and maybe it'll come.
15:21That's a pimp hat, Mom.
15:22You're a pimp.
15:23A what?
15:24You're a pimp.
15:25I am not.
15:26I love you.
15:27You're a pimp.
15:28I love you, too, but I don't like that word.
15:30A pimp is a good thing these days.
15:32Oh.
15:33Well, in my generation, it wasn't.
15:34Of course.
15:35Have it like that.
15:36It's cute.
15:37Leave it like that.
15:38Kendra, are you certain this looks very nice?
15:39Leave your hat like that.
15:40I hope it's sunny.
15:41Look at the way she's got this hat on me.
15:42No, wear it like that.
15:43On the golf course?
15:44This is my golfing hat.
15:45I'm telling you, wear it like that.
15:46Oh, all right.
15:47I can just see my friends on the golf course if I appear like this.
15:48I want to see what...
15:49All right, let's go on a tour.
15:50I heard you said that there's ostriches here.
15:51I did.
15:52There's one down there.
15:53They're not ostriches, they're called flamingos.
15:54Where's my hat?
15:55I hope it gets sunny.
15:56Look at Roscoe, Roscoe!
15:57Roscoe!
15:58I hope he likes to celebrate the birthday and likes to make sure he has a birthday cake
16:03and we try and do something fun.
16:04It's going to be March.
16:05I know it's going to be March.
16:06I'm going to be March.
16:07I am going to be March.
16:08I want to be March...
16:09I'll be getting by March.
16:10I want to.
16:11I'll be.
16:12I'll be back.
16:13I'll be back.
16:14Yeah.
16:15No, not on Saturday at the $80.
16:16Oh, I'll be back.
16:17I'll be back.
16:18I'll be back.
16:19I'll be back.
16:20and we try and do something fun it's gonna be martini with the tennis ball in
16:24his mouth he has been having you know his big parties for years and years and
16:28it's just kind of fun to have something a little bit smaller for the girls
16:32I'm gonna be drunk before Kendra even gets out here
16:51Harlow mom's getting drunk what do you think about that
16:55we meet again come over here hey
17:02Holly's got a lay for you it's your favorite color blonde oh yeah it's the birthday girl
17:08look at the corny balloon
17:12it's blood everywhere that's so cute
17:17I got laid the sun is out
17:25Bridget you guys are the best you guys are gonna make me cry
17:32come on don't cry
17:33Dutchess I love Dutchess
17:42we can cut into the cake anytime because I think everybody's seen it I'll have a piece
17:52Kendra cake time cake cake cake cake cake cake
17:57Kendra
17:59fold your horses I don't know how to cut a cake you guys
18:02you just make a line
18:03don't cut the dog
18:04no
18:05is that good is that good
18:08yeah
18:09there's the first piece
18:11it's yours
18:12no I don't want a piece
18:13all the pews
18:15and the last piece
18:17this one's Hebs
18:18here's a piece for you
18:19okay
18:20I'm sorry I gave you such a small piece
18:22I'm not going to touch that
18:24are we having a nice birthday
18:25yes
18:26I think it's the best birthday I've ever had in my entire life
18:28the smartest most intelligent girls doing this for me it's crazy
18:33I love Dutchess
18:36volleyball time
18:42who's gonna play volleyball
18:44one two three four five six seven
18:47come on Holly let's play volleyball
18:49get your little ass here now
18:52Holly wake the fuck up
18:54ready
18:55ready
19:02such a perfect day
19:04oh
19:05oh
19:06oh
19:08oh
19:09oh
19:10oh
19:12oh
19:13oh
19:14oh
19:15oh
19:16oh
19:17oh
19:18oh
19:19oh
19:20oh
19:21oh
19:22oh
19:23Mom and Grandma you wanna sit down next door
19:26oh
19:28this from you
19:29oh yeah
19:30I've loved sports my whole life
19:31my mom was an Eagles cheerleader
19:32so that's how come I love the Eagles so much
19:33you know but then I'm from San Diego
19:35so I grew up loving the chargers too
19:37the glass charger thing and a glass eagle thing
19:40I've been in mob movies like Scarface
19:43Scarface baby Scarface
19:45face baby's carpet.
19:47May your coconuts never hang lower than your grass skirt.
19:51Oh!
19:52OK, dear.
19:53I'm getting locked off from smiling, laughing too much.
19:57I need a jaw massage.
19:59Look at her tini!
20:01That is so, oh my, I love this picture.
20:06It's beautiful.
20:08I love it.
20:09Thank you so much, honey.
20:11I'm going to go in my room now.
20:18Here, here.
20:19I'm going to help you.
20:20Where's all your stuff?
20:21Is this your stuff?
20:22I got this one.
20:23I got them all.
20:24I got him.
20:25Don't worry.
20:26I don't need a big party to make me happy.
20:28I need my family.
20:29I mean, for my birthday.
20:31What else can I ask for?
20:32Take good care of yourself.
20:33Bye.
20:34You take care.
20:35Happy birthday again.
20:36I love you too.
20:37Thanks for having us up here.
20:38Oh, no.
20:39I don't want my dog sitting out.
20:40Close the door.
20:41Love you.
20:42I love you too, sweetheart.
20:44Don't run into the wall now.
20:55So much crap now.
20:57I don't know what I'm going to do.
20:58I've had dreams about this birthday for so long,
21:01and it's crazy how it all came true, you know?
21:03Have a moment.
21:04Come on.
21:05No moments.
21:06I just want to thank you guys.
21:08You guys really made me happy today.
21:10It's a wonderful week.
21:11Thank you, Holly.
21:12You're welcome.
21:13This is like the best day of my life.
21:16I'm glad you liked it.
21:17But let's not have a moment.
21:19Seriously, guys, growing up, I had dreams about such a perfect day.
21:26I'm not going to touch that.
21:27I'm not going to touch that.
21:28No.
21:29Well, not going to touch that.
21:30I'm not going to touch that.
21:31We'll see you soon.
21:32Yeah.
21:33I'm not going to touch it.
21:34We'll see you in the next video.
21:35Thanks for turning around.
21:36I'll see you soon, Sally.
21:37I'll see you soon.
21:38Bye-bye.
21:39Our next episode, Barry.
21:40Sous-titrage ST' 501
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