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00:01Terrible Tudors, gorgeous Georgians
00:03Stimies, tourists, far Victorian
00:04Wokeful wars, ferocious fights
00:05Stingy castles, daring knights
00:07Horrors that divide description
00:08Cutthroat council, bull ejection
00:10Vicious vikings, cruel crime
00:11Punisher from ancient times
00:12Roman rotten, rank and rootless
00:14Cavemen, savage, fierce and tubeless
00:15Groovy Greeks, brainy sages
00:16Need a miss in middle ages
00:18Gory stories, we do that
00:20And your host at Talking Rats
00:23The past is no longer the mystery
00:26Welcome to Horrible Histories
00:32Horrible Histories presents
00:34Monstrous Mothers
00:38Mums love their kids
00:40Well, except maybe when we forget to turn the taps off
00:42Or we leave the guinea pig cage open
00:44Or we fight with our brothers and sisters
00:46Three of Eleanor of Aquitaine's sons fought with each other
00:50But it didn't matter to her
00:52She still thought of them all as kings
00:54That's because they were
00:56King Henry the Young King
00:57King Richard the Lionheart
00:59And King John
01:00Eleanor was Queen of England
01:02And when her sons fought, they really fought
01:04Who left the guinea pig cage open?
01:06Oh no
01:08I'm Henry the Young King
01:10King Richard
01:11King John, yeah
01:12And this is our mum
01:13Eleanor of Aquitaine
01:15My name's Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine
01:17My name's Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine
01:18Oh oh oh oh oh oh no no
01:20Oh oh oh oh oh
01:22First up I was the Queen of France
01:25Wife of King Louis VII was a bad romance
01:27Took a boat all the way across to England
01:30Gave the English king over there my hand
01:32Was my wish to be a really great monk
01:34Had boys Henry, Richard and John
01:37But a happy family was an art thing
01:39Henry started up a war with his dad the king
01:41Had to choose between my husband and my son
01:44That's a no brainer for a mom
01:46I chose to try and help my boy Henry the rain
01:49So my hubby threw me into jail of shame
01:51Eleanor of Aquitaine
01:53My name's Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine
01:55Three sons they all want to reign
01:58My name's Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine
02:00My name's Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine
02:02Oh oh oh oh oh oh no no
02:04Oh oh oh oh oh
02:06Young Henry died of this intrigue
02:09My son Richard now can set me free
02:11He didn't care about finding a young wife
02:14Seems he had a better plan for his own life
02:16Soon he went across the seas on a crusade
02:18Helped to rule in his place, what an accolade
02:21He got captured far away in another land
02:23Then things at home got out of hand
02:26Cause my boy Johnny got greedy
02:28Soon invaded, took a castle of two or three
02:30Told everyone he's broken
02:32Rich was dead
02:33And England was now his land instead
02:35Eleanor of Aquitaine
02:37My name's Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine
02:40Three sons they all want to reign
02:42My name's Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine
02:45Oh oh oh oh oh no no
02:47Oh oh oh oh oh
02:49I guess John was lying saying Richard had died
02:52Traveled to Austria to be by his side
02:54To set him free I paid for his release
02:56Bought him all the way home to this fight in my sea
02:59Made my boys promise to always be friends
03:01Gave Richard his crown back to his peaceful end
03:04Then I supported my youngest King John
03:06Tell ya ain't no job harder than being a mom
03:09Oh oh oh oh oh oh no no
03:13Spartan soldiers are some of the toughest in the world
03:19The only thing tougher than them
03:20Come on you maggots
03:22Are their mums
03:23Get up, sit up
03:25This is Spartan Mums
03:27Are you tough enough?
03:29Come on
03:30Tell me something
03:32Do you want to be in the Spartan army?
03:35Yes, mommy
03:36Yes, mommy
03:37Yes, mommy
03:38What did you say?
03:39Yes, mommy
03:40Drop down and give me 300
03:41Mm-hmm
03:42They're good boys
03:43But they need to grow a spine
03:44I mean they're Spartans
03:46They need to learn to be as tough as their mothers
03:48And believe me
03:49We need to be tough to raise sons as tough as Spartans
03:52Can I get up now?
03:53Did I say you could speak?
03:54Sorry, mommy
03:55I meant to send you pathetic babies out to fight for us
03:59Do you want to go to battle?
04:01Or will you come running home to your mommy?
04:03No, mommy
04:04No, mommy
04:05A coward
04:06I should have left you outside on the hill like your other brother
04:09What other brother?
04:11Exactly
04:13What mommy wants, mommy gets
04:16Or you die
04:17Attention!
04:19Let me look at you
04:20Oh, you don't want us to get naked again, do you?
04:23That is the best way to assess your physical fitness
04:25But no
04:27Not this time
04:28Oh, that's a shame
04:30I've been working on my abs
04:32Ow
04:33Shields!
04:36These are your shields
04:39You carry them into battle
04:41You return with them or on them
04:43Oh, like a sledge
04:44No, like a stretcher
04:46Dead, dummy
04:48Shame about the sledge
04:49That sounded fun
04:51Oh, I weed
04:53I weed
04:54I weed
04:55I'm sorry, mommy
04:56I can't do this
04:59You are a disgrace!
05:01Move!
05:02The three grueling weeks are over
05:04And this is the end
05:06Of the beginning of their training
05:08Which will last for many years to come
05:11I want my mommy!
05:13Markadamas!
05:14I know
05:16Drop will give you three hundred
05:17One
05:18Two
05:19Two and a half
05:20Oh, it hurts, mommy
05:21Move and carry that one
05:22Thankfully, I'm not a Spartan
05:26My mommy's much more chill
05:28And here she is
05:30Hello, love
05:31Hello, mummus
05:32I love it when she comes to visit
05:35Oh, you've got a lovely place
05:38I tell all the other parents
05:40My son lives in an actual sewer
05:42I'm so proud
05:44Thanks, mum
05:45Someone else who loved it when his mum came to visit
05:48Was notorious crime boss Al Capone
05:51And she used to visit him when he was in prison
05:54Imagine living in a nasty place like a prison
05:58Prisoner 85, Alphonse Al Capone reporting to she's approved visitor
06:08Please be advised that Mr. Capone is one of the most dangerous criminal man for bosses who ever lived
06:14Now you listen here, and you listen good, see
06:19I got some in the show
06:25I've written you a song, you hear?
06:27It's called Mother
06:28Ain't that something, Ma?
06:30Oh, my dearest mama
06:32I think you're so distinguished
06:34I hope you like this song
06:36Even though you can't speak it to English
06:39Hey, you know the rules, Mama Capone
06:42English only, no Italian
06:44She only speaks Italian, you great palooka
06:47Sorry, Al
06:48You know, I'm just trying to do my job here
06:50Now, where was I?
06:52When I was a crime boss
06:54I gave my mama some Cadillacs
06:56And a chauffeur too
06:58And then he was jailed for a faking tax
07:01As I sit in my cell
07:03Feeling awful lonely
07:05Waiting for your visit
07:07With your vat of macaroni
07:09Mac-a-ro-ni
07:11Mac-a-ro-ni
07:12Basta!
07:13Thought I'd rule Chicago
07:16Be the king of the city of jazz
07:18But I got caught and now I'm stuck on Alcatraz
07:26Fantastico!
07:27Ah!
07:28Bravo, bravo!
07:29Hey!
07:30No Italian!
07:31History's proudest mums
07:32Number 21
07:33Hannah Aescoff
07:34Hello, I'm Hannah Aescoff
07:47And this is my son, Sir Isaac Newton
07:50Mathematician, astronomer, author, MP, Master of the Royal Mint, discoverer of the laws of gravity and failed farmer
07:59You know, most people wouldn't have felt the need to add that bit on the end
08:02I just don't think you gave farming a good enough go, Isaac
08:06I have one of the greatest minds in the history of science
08:10A mum pulled me out of school at 17 so I could learn how to be a farmer
08:14It's a good job! You get free milk, loads of fresh air, plus all the manure you can eat
08:21Don't eat! Do you even know what manure is?
08:24I... I don't want to be a farmer!
08:27People will always want farmers, Isaac
08:31Plus, they'll give you something to fall back on if the whole gravity thing don't work out
08:36If my headmaster hadn't written and asked mum to send me back to school, I'd probably be a farmer
08:43He'd have been a great farmer
08:45To be fair, I would have smashed being a farmer
08:47Give your mum a kiss?
08:48No
08:49Come on
08:51He loves me
08:53You've heard of the evil stepmothers in Cinderella and Snow White
08:58Well, now it's time for something new
09:02Mirror, mirror on the wall
09:05Who's the loveliest of them all?
09:08An evil stepmother queen
09:11Isn't in this tale
09:13Oh, it's my super stepchildren
09:16They are the loveliest of them all
09:18Catherine Parr
09:20The totally wicked stepmother queen
09:23Also starring Henry VIII's children
09:26Elizabeth, Edward and Mary
09:30The dramatic story of how a queen used her powers over a princess
09:35Elizabeth!
09:36Yes, stepmother?
09:37These curtains are dusty
09:39I'd better open them to keep the dust away from this lovely picture
09:44To help bring her back into favour with her father
09:47May I keep it, stepmother?
09:49No, you may not
09:51It's ugly
09:52How your father has treated you
09:55Beheading your mother and Boleyn
09:57And saying you're not his proper daughter
09:59That's why I'm gifting this painting to the king
10:02To remind him how lovely you are
10:04You're lovely
10:05You're lovely
10:06You're lovely
10:07You're lovely
10:12The tale of how Henry VIII's final wife put her children to work
10:17On their education, which she actively encouraged
10:23Congratulations on another A star, you absolute boffin
10:27Aw, thanks stepmummy
10:28You're just as clever as your sister
10:30God has given you great qualities
10:33Cultivate them always and labour to improve them
10:37But then there was Mary
10:39Stepmother, what are you doing?
10:42By cutting a rose for your beautiful hair
10:45Who she was also really lovely too
10:48Oh
10:49Coming soon
10:50To a theatre near you
10:54Catherine Parr
10:56Guys, soup's ready
10:59The totally wicked stepmother queen
11:02So yes, if you have a loving mum or stepmum at home
11:08Then you're very lucky
11:10I learnt everything I know from my mum
11:12Yep, that's where I get it from
11:17Mums will always see their kids as their babies
11:20Even when we're grown up
11:22When legendary lawyer and political figure Mahatma Gandhi
11:25First left his home in India to study in London
11:27His mum, Plutalibai, found it hard to let him go
11:31Well, it's hard when your kids leave home
11:34Oh, you've got a little bit of fur out of place
11:37Let me stick it down
11:38Mum
11:39Stop
11:40No, no
11:41Put it
11:42Come on
11:43No, Mum
11:44I can't quite believe it
11:46My little Mohambas
11:48All grown up and heading to London
11:50We are so proud of you
11:52Try not to change too much
11:54I won't, Mumma
11:55But just imagine
11:56I'll be at the centre of it all
11:57Meeting brilliant men and women
11:59Ow!
12:00These English women can't be trusted, Moinia
12:04You're staying put with a nice Indian woman
12:07Just like your mama
12:08I'm going to study law, Mother, not women
12:10Okay, if I promise to stay away from women
12:14Please, can I go?
12:15I promise I'll study the whole time
12:17In my rooms, in the libraries
12:19And in the local pubs
12:20Where I'll discuss important things
12:21Ow!
12:22Can you stop doing that?
12:23No pubs
12:24No women
12:25No wine
12:26No England
12:27It's just like your uncle says
12:29You'll become too European
12:30You're staying put
12:32No!
12:33No, Mumma
12:34No, Mumma, you're strong
12:35Okay
12:36Okay
12:37No women
12:38No wine
12:39No pubs
12:40Just studying
12:42And of course eating
12:43Right
12:44Mumma, Mumma
12:45Mumma
12:47Where did that come from?
12:49Oh, sorry
12:50What are you doing?
12:51English food is full of heavy meat
12:54You're vegetarian
12:55My little Mohandas
12:57Is staying put
12:58Okay
12:59If I promise
13:01To stay away from women
13:04And wine
13:05And meat
13:06Fine, and meat, fine
13:07Can I please
13:08Go to England?
13:10But of course you can, silly
13:13Thank you
13:14I better go get my suitcase
13:16Ow!
13:17And possibly fetch a doctor
13:19For the man that it landed on
13:20You're a good boy
13:22Oh, and Mohandas
13:24Yes, Mumma?
13:26Don't forget to have fun better
13:28Okay, Mummy
13:29History's proudest mums
13:32Number 16, Cleopatra
13:34Hiya
13:35It's me, Cleopatra
13:37Pharaoh of Egypt
13:38And this is my son
13:40By Julius Caesar
13:41Caesarion
13:42Hi guys
13:43Shall I tell them what I call you?
13:44Please don't
13:45Why not?
13:46It's embarrassing
13:47It's not
13:48Please don't do this to me again
13:49Come on
13:50You cute
13:51Alright, fine
13:52Go on then
13:53I call him
13:54Ptolemy Caesar
13:55Philopata Philometa
13:56The Pharaoh
13:57A god
13:58A son of gods
13:59A king of kings
14:01The living image of the gods' armour
14:03I mean, I bet all mums have pet names for their kids, right?
14:06Boop
14:07What?
14:08Easy, wheezy
14:09Most children would do anything for their mothers, wouldn't they?
14:16Ha!
14:17Well not my son
14:18When my cousin Queen Elizabeth locked me up for nineteen years
14:21I wrote to my wee boy King James VI of Scotland to ask him to help me get out
14:26And I must say I was rather disappointed
14:29Bonjour James
14:36Mammon here
14:37I do hope that you are enjoying looking after my Scottish throne for me
14:42This is just another message
14:44Asking if I can perhaps come and visit Mammon does so miss her darling boy
14:50And also the crown that your friends stole from me and gave to you
14:54I'm not going anywhere
14:56Because I'm locked up in this castle
15:01Hey mum, got your messages
15:03All of them
15:04I miss you too
15:05Sort of
15:06I mean, I've not actually seen you since I was like thirteen months old
15:09I would absolutely love you to visit
15:11It's just
15:12Well you know what cousin Elizabeth, Queen of England
15:15She might be a little bit upset if you don't stay away from Scotland
15:20And we wouldn't want to annoy her now, would we?
15:21So
15:22A big bag of money to survive from Queen Elizabeth, Your Majesty
15:24Oh!
15:25That money has absolutely nothing to do with me siding with Elizabeth
15:28Got to go now mum, bye!
15:30Sweetie Pie!
15:32I am so happy that you are getting on so well with cousin Elizabeth
15:37If you could perhaps ask her to not accidentally execute me or something
15:43If she can do it to me, she can do it to you
15:46You can pal
15:47Mummy, chill
15:49Puzzle Lizzie is an honourable Queen
15:51She would never allow harm to come to another morning
15:54Trust me
15:55More money from England sir
15:56Seriously
15:57Not the time we talked about this
15:58Oh!
16:02Oh James
16:03Jimmy
16:04Jim
16:05How is Juan?
16:06Look this is just a quick note to tell you that I accidentally executed
16:10I mean it wasn't a total accident
16:12I did sign her death warrant, obviously
16:15But I had second thoughts, so
16:17Erm
16:18Sad face?
16:19Hmm
16:21Sad face
16:25Elizabeth!
16:26Hey!
16:27No worries at all about the whole killing my mum thing
16:31We're cool
16:33We are still cool, right?
16:34Because I really would love to be king of England after you
16:39Anyway, it was good to hang
16:41Not hang, I'm losing my head here
16:42Not lose my head!
16:43Okay, got to go
16:44Okay, bye, bye, bye, bye
16:45Bye, bye, bye, bye
16:48That was close
16:49She's terrifying
16:50Aye
16:51I think that's still on sir
16:52Oh!
16:54Hello loyal subjects
16:55Queen Victoria here
16:57Queen of the United Kingdom
16:58Empress of India
16:59And
17:00Grandmother of Europe
17:02But despite having nine children
17:04I wasn't actually a huge fan of them
17:06So
17:07Which of these did I actually say about babies?
17:10Was it
17:11A
17:12All they do is poo and cry
17:14B
17:15They have a terrible frog-like action
17:17Or
17:18C
17:19They smell like wet dogs
17:20The answer is
17:22B
17:23They have a terrible frog-like action
17:25I took the liberty of organising a demonstration, ma'am
17:28Is this really necessary?
17:30Yes
17:31I feel it helps clarify what you mean by baby froggy action, ma'am
17:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no
17:35Don't stop that at once
17:36It's reminding me of an actual ugly baby
17:38And an ugly baby is a very nasty object
17:40Oh, please let him do it
17:42No!
17:43You're just as much of a big baby as him
17:48Only nine children?
17:52There were 18 in your litteratus
17:55And I'd already had 40 babies that year
17:58Imagine dealing with that many nappies
18:01Yeah, particularly with what you did in them
18:04Mom!
18:05At least Queen Victoria will have had staff to help her
18:09You're right
18:10But being a mother was a lot tougher for other women in Victorian times
18:14Especially if they were working mums
18:17Welcome to the mill
18:19It's the perfect place for a working mob
18:21Try not to get your fingers trapped in the loon
18:23Because it's a pain getting the blood off the fabric
18:25Oh
18:26Daisy
18:27You better not be playing hide and seek in the machine
18:31Found you
18:32Er, I heard there are good childcare facilities here
18:35Oh, aye, they certainly are
18:37We stick them in a bucket of sawdust
18:38Harry
18:39Yes, mum
18:40You're going to be keeping an eye on Betty's baby
18:42Oh, er
18:43Where did you get that metal bolt?
18:45Er, found it
18:46Incoming!
18:47Right, well, go and have five minutes' play, this is grown-up talk
18:52Woo
18:53And no gymnastics in the revolving shaft, you're not mate, the legs
18:56Woohoo!
18:57Have all your children grown up here then?
19:00Oh, aye
19:01Harry were born halfway through a 12-hour shift
19:03He just came out while I were at the loon
19:05Whee!
19:06William, stop using that machine as a catapult!
19:10You'll knock the pie off the engine
19:12Yes, mum
19:13Pie? Is that a technical male term?
19:15No, it's chicken and leek
19:17We heat up the children's lunches on the steam engine that powers the loons
19:21Harry, watch your fingers in the loom
19:24How many times?
19:25Ah!
19:26Ah!
19:27Oh, somebody get Harry a bandage
19:29Ooh
19:30Don't stick your tongue in the spinning Jenny Jenny
19:33Don't worry, it's not always as quiet as this
19:36Whee!
19:37Whee!
19:38Oh, it's great being a working mum, isn't it?
19:41Hmm
19:44Oh
19:48Isn't this exciting?
19:50No one in the family has ever had a proper photograph before
19:53Well, photographing children is my speciality, Dan
19:56And may I say how truly lovely you look today
20:00It's a shame, really
20:02Hey, what?
20:03Now, everybody stay there
20:05Say cheese
20:06I'm sorry
20:07What is going on?
20:09Oh
20:10Well, did you not want a rug over your head?
20:12No, of course not
20:13Okay, um
20:15Well, we do also offer this option
20:18If you just come forward, miss, and ma'am
20:21Stand there
20:25Perfect
20:26Now, daguerreotype photographs take a long time
20:29What are you doing?
20:30Why am I behind a curtain?
20:33Well, did you want me to disguise you as an armchair?
20:35Because it'll cost more
20:36I don't want to be photographed at all
20:38It's just the children
20:40Well, how do you expect me to manage that then?
20:42It takes the camera several minutes to take a picture
20:45And if they move around at all, it'll come out blurry
20:48Do you think your kids are going to stay still for that long?
20:50What do you think?
20:51You're going to have to hold them
20:52Now
20:53You can either be
20:54Under a rug
20:55Behind a curtain
20:58Or
20:59Disguised as an armchair
21:01Um
21:02Hang on a minute
21:03I've got an idea
21:04Why don't you sit here
21:05In the middle
21:06With the little one on your lap
21:07Oh
21:08I really don't want to
21:09Don't you worry
21:10No one will know you're there
21:13Oh
21:14Thank you
21:15Thank you
21:16I just didn't want to do anything to make the photo look silly
21:19Now remember
21:20It takes a few minutes to take a picture
21:22So
21:23Everyone say cheese
21:25For ages
21:26Cheese
21:27Imagine not being able to take a picture together
21:37Smile mum
21:38Oh yeah
21:39Okay
21:40Cheese
21:41Oh send me that
21:44I'll put it on my socials
21:46Hashtag
21:47Mummas and son
21:48Hashtag
21:49Special of the born
21:50Hashtag
21:51Ratis
21:52I love you so much
21:53Mum
21:54I don't think you understand hashtags
21:56Hashtag yes I do
21:57Oh
21:58But I do love you too
22:00Of course
22:01Lots of people throughout history
22:02Also love their mums
22:04In some cases
22:05Maybe a bit too much
22:07Attention
22:08People of the Zulu nation
22:10Our warrior king
22:11Shaka Zulu
22:12Has some extremely sad news
22:15My mother Nandi is dead
22:18Not only was she an excellent protector
22:21But she was the best chief advisor
22:23A marauding Zulu warrior king could have asked for
22:26As such
22:28I am commanding
22:29That everyone in the Zulu kingdom
22:32Will enter a period of mourning
22:34And that is the end of the announcement
22:36And in honor of my mother
22:38Okay there's a little bit more
22:39I decree
22:40That during this period of mourning
22:43All 20,000 of you gathered here
22:46Will wail
22:47For hours on end
22:48And I want proper tears
22:50None of these fake tears
22:52Like oh no
22:53I am sad
22:55I want everyone
22:56To cry hot
22:57Until they are dehydrated
22:59What?
23:00And how long would you like them to mourn for Shaka?
23:03A day?
23:04Or two days?
23:05One year
23:06One year?
23:07Anything less
23:08Would be a disgrace
23:09To my poor mother
23:11And that is the end of the announcement
23:13And also
23:14Really? More?
23:15No one
23:16Is to plant any crops
23:18During this year of mourning
23:20Shaka
23:21That seems a little extreme
23:23What will the people eat?
23:24Excuse me
23:25Did you not hear that my mother has diets?
23:27And all you can think about is foods
23:29Show some respect
23:30Well you are the king
23:31And thus this ends
23:32And also
23:33No
23:34He's still going
23:35I want all the milk cows
23:37Across the nation
23:39Slaughtered
23:40So all the cows can feel the pain that I am feeling right now
23:44Okay
23:45Maybe let's just you know dial this back a little bit
23:48Don't worry about where you will get your milk
23:51As everyone is burned from drinking it
23:54In honor of my mother
23:56Why is no one wailing?
23:58The year long period of mourning started five minutes ago
24:01Ahhhh
24:03Ah you call that wailing?
24:05Ahhhh
24:08Yes
24:09Try me a river
24:10Yes
24:11Yes
24:12Yes
24:13Yes
24:14Yes
24:15You are going to kill him for this and take over right?
24:17Yeah
24:18Like almost immediately
24:19What did you say?
24:20N-nothing
24:21Ahhhh
24:22Yes
24:23Nothing
24:24From the diaphragm
24:25Hello
24:26Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus here
24:29Or Emperor Nero for short
24:31I was Roman Emperor number five
24:33But I was number one when it came to playing the bagpipes
24:36I loved playing the bagpipes
24:39Didn't love my mum quite as much
24:41In fact I actually tried to have her killed
24:43Naughty
24:44But tell me
24:45How did I do that?
24:46Did I
24:47A
24:48Poison her
24:49B
24:50Send her out to sea in a collapsible boat I'd had built
24:53Or
24:54C
24:55Send assassins after her
24:57The answer is A
24:58And also B
24:59And also C
25:00Some people send their mum lovely flowers
25:02Some send her chocolates
25:04I sent her assassins
25:05I
25:06I
25:07Wasn't a great son
25:08But I'll tell you what I was great at
25:11Playing the bagpipes
25:12And so
25:13To lighten the mood
25:14I'll play you out with this little number I prepared
25:16A
25:17One
25:18Two
25:19A
25:20That's it for our look at some of history's monstrous mums
25:23And some magnificent mums too
25:25Just like my mum
25:27Thanks for helping out
25:29Oh you're welcome darling
25:31Oh
25:32And I put that video of you as a baby dancing in your nappy online
25:36It's got a million hits
25:38You're going to be famous
25:40Thanks mum
25:41Fame at last
25:42But a real big thank you to all the mums and stepmums everywhere
25:47One
25:49Two
25:50Three
25:51My Alex is so great
25:53And it was his fate to conquer the whole world
25:57Without me by his side
26:00Well that isn't quite how it would have unfold
26:04His father was a threat and so to protect I'll catch him by my side
26:11So what a shock we had when we found out our dad and his new wife had died
26:17Coincidence?
26:18Hey mum, thank you mum
26:22I fought for my grandson too
26:24Hey mum, thank you mum
26:31I had a load of kids and then the thing I did was marry them all off
26:37It takes a real steel and an iron veil to find a suitable top
26:44Got the best I could get for Marie Antoinette
26:48Backed her the King of France
26:50Matchmaking was my thing
26:54Well you don't think you get a throne by chance
26:57Hey mum, thank you mum
27:02Hey mum
27:03Admittedly it didn't play out perfectly
27:05Hey mum, thank you mum
27:10Hey vodda, hey vodda, hey vodda, hey vodda, hey vodda, hey vodda, hey vodda, hey vodda, hey vodda about you
27:17This story goes out to all the mothers out there
27:20If you escape slavery, you fight to get your children back from those devils
27:25Take them to court like I did, do whatever you can
27:28And dedicate your life to making sure it never happens to anyone else's kids
27:33Wow, my attention to matchmaking feel kind of weak right now
27:37Hey mum, thank you mum
27:42We're all mothers, we do what we can
27:44Hey mum, thank you mum
27:49Nothing I've ever heard, nothing
28:04The past is no longer a mystery
28:08Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories
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