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00:01Hey Dad, how long are you staying?
00:05Who's to say? You'll probably be in tears the second I walk out the door, won't you?
00:10I gotta pee!
00:11Oh! Don't fall in!
00:13Actually, I've been wondering the same thing. How long are you staying, dear?
00:18What's wrong?
00:20Yuriko, am I not welcome in my home?
00:25I'm just curious if your job is okay with you being here for such an extended period of time.
00:30I'm home! Oh, and I brought me a mortar along.
00:34Whoa, really?
00:36Nice to see you.
00:37Who the hell are you?
00:40What, you can't recognize your best buddy in the whole wide world?
00:43Um, so, uh, thanks for having me.
00:49I'll be damned, it is you!
00:51Uh-huh. In the flesh.
00:55It's too hot to be so close.
00:57No kidding. You could build an Olympic-sized swimming pool with all that sweat.
01:01Yeah, I know. But it's a cold sweat.
01:05I got an idea.
01:06Sir?
01:07You and me should take a bath together.
01:09What'd you say?
01:11Go on. I already filled it up for you. There's plenty of time before dinner.
01:16Nah, I'm good.
01:17You don't like me?
01:19No, I think you're great.
01:21You do?
01:22Sweet, then let's hop in.
01:24Come on, Miyamura.
01:26Come on, Miyamura.
01:27Oh, don't be shy.
01:29Um, sir.
01:30One sec.
01:34Please don't freak out. I can explain everything.
01:36And no, they're not Yakuza tattoos, I swear.
01:39Oh, right.
01:40This is probably a dumb question, but are these disposable?
01:45It took you the whole meal to notice?
01:47It took me until I saw his match yours.
01:50I'm so sorry.
01:52Oh, it's getting late. I shouldn't overstay my welcome.
01:56You're here now. Just stay the night.
01:58What?
01:59Thank you, but I shouldn't.
02:00If we let Izumi spend the night with us, Kiosuke won't have a futon.
02:05Seriously?
02:06So the boyfriend gets priority over me?
02:09Are you really gonna stay?
02:10I wouldn't want to impose.
02:12You should! I'm cool with you sharing my room!
02:14No way. Miyamura's sleeping with daddy tonight.
02:17Awww!
02:21Okay, boys. Good night.
02:23I know. Sucks sharing a room with an old fart.
02:27No.
02:28Bet you wish you were in Kyoko's room.
02:30I'm perfectly fine here, really.
02:34So tell me, what is it you like about my daughter?
02:37I like that. She doesn't judge people based on their looks.
02:51Sir? Did you hear me?
02:56He passed out!
03:07I barely slept a wink.
03:21Good morning.
03:22Oh, hey. Same to you.
03:31Those are our middle school gym clothes.
03:34See you later, alligator!
03:36Be safe. Have a lovely day.
03:38You want me to walk you there?
03:40Follow and you're dead.
03:42See you later!
03:44Thank you for everything.
03:45Not so fast.
03:47Don't say thanks when you leave.
03:49Say see you later.
03:52I'll see you later.
03:54I sure hope so.
04:01That can't be right.
04:02They just came out of the same house together.
04:07Holy shit!
04:08Hori from class one?
04:09Dude, I thought she was single.
04:11Hori?
04:12You've got an elective with her, right?
04:14She's way too good for him.
04:15She would even reigns in one.
04:18Yeah?
04:19What's a grade A chick like that doing with Miyamura?
04:21If she's going slumming, she might as well date me.
04:24Have you heard?
04:25Miyamura and Hori are totes a thing.
04:27You're joking!
04:28She's with that emo looking guy?
04:31What is wrong with her?
04:32Girl needs some standards.
04:35The whole damn school is talking shit.
04:40And if you and I are hearing it all, you know they are too.
04:43While the assholes are yapping about it in the same room.
04:46Even kids from other classes are running their mouths.
04:49Jerks.
04:50And...
04:51Right when...
04:52He finally...
04:54Got there.
04:56I know it's a sucky situation, but why are you crying?
04:59Uh...
05:01Hey.
05:02Calm down.
05:03It'll be okay.
05:04So, uh, Hori.
05:05Are you and Miyamura actually going out?
05:08Yes, what's it to you?
05:09No way!
05:10Wow.
05:11I bet all the guys you rejected are crying their eyes out right now.
05:14I didn't turn down that many.
05:16Please, you can drop the modesty act.
05:19Don't pay any attention to them.
05:21They're chumps without a clue.
05:23Try and stay positive!
05:24You and Hori both!
05:26Don't worry.
05:27I'm not bothered by what they say.
05:29You're the only one.
05:32I am...
05:33To my wife.
05:35You know...
05:36Bye!
05:37I...
05:38You are too much.
05:39I'm a little bitch.
05:40No, I'm not.
05:41I'm just...
05:43I'm not.
05:45...-Oh, jeez!
05:46Joni's house.
05:47No way!
05:48I know it's not.
05:49Does your wife seem to be home?
05:50I'll be fine.
05:51I know!
05:52I know.
05:53How can you?
05:54I know it's not.
05:55No way!
05:56You inevitably have to get into the room.
05:57how are you doing
06:08hey Miyamura why'd you get a haircut
06:16oh because it's hot
06:20he's as hot as the weather
06:22for sure
06:23then what's with the winter uniform
06:26uh because I'm cold
06:28your piercings are the coolest things ever
06:31when'd you get them
06:32middle school
06:33oh and your family runs a bakery right
06:35oh boy
06:37the ice queen has entered the chat
06:39hey I'm getting kind of chilly
06:42yeah
06:43I don't see this lasting too long
06:46huh see what
06:47I'm not sure what you mean
06:49you guys I'm freezing
06:50Miyamura
06:52check this
06:56oh
06:58jeez
07:01and the academy award for the best reaction goes to
07:04shu
07:04oh it's just you Miyamura
07:06nice haircut bro
07:08you changing the game for summer
07:10trying to
07:11tis the season for switching things up
07:13did that chick just take a picture
07:17here I'll text it to you
07:18stalker
07:19like whoa
07:20so anyway
07:22don't try to outdo the modi
07:24daddy you gotta come see this
07:28thanks for having me
07:30and who the hell are you
07:32he's your bestest buddy in the whole wide world with a haircut
07:36whoa
07:36it's Miyamura
07:37why the drastic change
07:40she dump you
07:40poor guy
07:41I wouldn't bring a boy I dumped over
07:44huh
07:44who's that
07:47your side piece
07:49he's a friend from middle school
07:50hey
07:52what's up
07:53candy
07:55oh no you don't
08:01oh
08:05sorry we're late
08:07what are you doing
08:09why are we screaming
08:18how could you
08:20my sweet beloved long haired friend
08:23he's gone and left me forever
08:25I'm still right here
08:27he can grow it back whenever he wants
08:28so take it easy
08:29whoa
08:30that is one big ass bag of candy
08:32yeah I won it from a contest online
08:35I used to have even more
08:37but I let my classmates stare into it
08:39go on
08:40pick your boys in
08:41you pick for me
08:42how's that
08:43pomegranate
08:44or perhaps fake
08:45you got any strawberry
08:47nah Chico took the liberty of picking through them
08:50and claiming every normal flavor
08:51so only weird kinds are left
08:54hey
08:54what's that one
08:56well
08:57let's see
08:58cheese
09:00oh wow
09:02you know what
09:03last I checked
09:04Shindo didn't like cheese
09:05still don't
09:06I would rather go bankrupt
09:07than choke that junk down
09:08I thought as much
09:11say
09:14ah
09:15ah
09:15miyamura's feeding me candy
09:19I can hardly believe my eyes
09:21this may never happen again
09:23but why is it gotta be cheese flavored
09:25ow
09:26I can't help but wonder
09:29if these guys are really friends
09:31is it tasty
09:32you know damn well that it's not
09:34such a big meaty
09:36can you try one
09:37what kind is it
09:38ugh
09:39this says it's clay
09:40clay flavored
09:41more like mistake flavored
09:43I need water
09:55will you get me some
09:57will you get me some
09:58ugh
09:58you're such a pain
09:59who's the one that made me eat it
10:02earth to hori
10:05come in
10:06sorry
10:07he stole my candy
10:08oh that little thief
10:10what flavor was it again
10:11I've got more
10:13oh I don't need a replacement
10:14but thanks
10:15alrighty
10:16oh you should try this one next
10:17what do you know
10:25it does taste like clay
10:27so what's the deal
10:32did your fan club disband or something
10:34guess the novelty of it wore off
10:36which is honestly fine by me
10:38um
10:40you know her
10:41no
10:42I don't think I do
10:44she was definitely giving me a death glare though
10:47but why was she giving you a death glare
10:49no idea
10:51we were watching tv
10:55and then it came on out out of nowhere
10:57we totally flipped out
10:58are you doing okay
11:00yeah
11:01I'm fine
11:02just uh
11:03hello hori senpai
11:05what the
11:05rumor has it that you're miyamura's girlfriend
11:07the rumors are true
11:09and your point is
11:13sorry to bother you
11:16okay
11:34she's giving me a complex
11:36hey uh
11:40you wanna hit up that boutique
11:43so um
11:44you uh
11:46I wanna know when you're breaking up with her
11:48what
11:49you tell me when you're gonna break up with hori this instance
11:52he's cheating
11:53sounds like it
11:54I'm not
11:56when are you ending things with her
11:57I'm never ending things with her
12:00I'm Honoka Sawada
12:04class 2-5
12:05and I'll return
12:06great
12:07but you really don't have to come back
12:09oh I will
12:10I can't wait
12:12hmm
12:14so this girl is a second year
12:15yeah
12:17and she stalks me during every single break without fail
12:21remind me what her name is again
12:23my name's Honoka Sawada
12:25there you see
12:26okay
12:27why do you keep following my boyfriend huh
12:29what exactly are you playing at
12:31I'm not playing
12:34then what do you want
12:35hey pump the hate breaks
12:37what I want
12:38is no longer mine to have
12:40I like you so much but you're taken
12:42it's not fair
12:43he's just a pierced bag of skin and bones
12:46what the heck do you see on this guy
12:48I had a crush on you first
12:50and like you bajillion times more hoody
12:53blood twist
12:56what the
12:57when did you get here
12:58I've been here dude
12:59cause I knew something funny was about to go down
13:01you can laugh it up after you get her off me
13:04okay that's enough
13:06hug time is over
13:08shut it you punk
13:09what you call me
13:12a dirty punk
13:14let go of her
13:22give her
13:22if you were a boy
13:24I would have headbutted you by now
13:26my feelings run deeper than you can imagine
13:28and you still haven't told me what you even see in this guy
13:31I can't think of anything off the top of my head
13:34you should be able to answer straight away
13:36she's mine
13:41huh
13:42took you long enough Yoshikawa
13:44this show's basically in its final act
13:46the end of a comedy is still a comedy
13:49oh looky here senpai
13:52I made these sweet treats in home ec
13:54and they're all for you
13:55ever hear the term personal space
13:57and there they go again
14:00ever hear the term shut your face
14:02I'll talk all I want
14:04doesn't matter if you like me hanging around
14:05hori senpai cause she already said I could
14:07right? remember?
14:09um yeah
14:10I do
14:12huh?
14:15come on
14:16don't want to be late for class
14:18pushy
14:19listen
14:20let's just go
14:22it's a formal boyfriend request
14:24okay
14:25sure
14:26senpai
14:28Miyamura
14:32why you obsessed a little
14:36you have to stop popping out of nowhere
14:38it's annoying as hell
14:39but he's not with you today?
14:41she went home early to get some stuff taken care of
14:43in that case I guess I'll make my way home too
14:47why are you going the exact same route as me?
15:04you know that's my line right?
15:06are you kidding?
15:21now that's my line
15:22am I being pranked right now or something?
15:26don't tell me
15:27my key
15:29I left it inside
15:30thanks for the cake
15:34that's good
15:39so
15:40you always invite cute girls inside and give them sugar?
15:43as a matter of fact
15:44it's a pretty rare thing
15:45hori doesn't even come over very often
15:47aww
15:48thought you guys were still in the cupcake phase
15:53but sounds like you're already losing your flavor
15:55she has no need to
15:57cause I'm usually over at her place
15:58I see
16:00so
16:02do you have any siblings?
16:04nope
16:04it's just me and my parents
16:06oh
16:07I totally had you pegged as like an older brother
16:11why is that?
16:13you're good at taking care of people
16:15oh man
16:25oh man
16:26honica
16:27you know
16:31I used to have a brother
16:35you used to?
16:38he was a year older than me
16:40psych!
16:45gotcha!
16:45I made that up just now
16:47wait what?
16:48come on
16:49can you not take a joke?
16:51oh
16:52I guess they're home
16:53thanks again for the snack
16:55I'll see you around
16:56Sawada
16:57come over for cake
16:59whenever you want
17:00the poor Sawadas
17:09what a tragedy
17:10it's so sad that they had to lose their eldest like that
17:14I doubt you saw him very much
17:16because he went to a different school
17:18how long has it been since he died?
17:20it happened last year
17:21though I don't remember when
17:23I was such a nice boy
17:25her older brother
17:30Sawada
17:33who is it you're waiting for?
17:36my really good friend?
17:38yeah right
17:38you're trying to ambush Hori
17:40that's such a negative word
17:42it's not like I attack her
17:44hey
17:46going somewhere?
17:48what a shorty
17:49you a first year?
17:50she was a lot louder a second ago
17:52you scared?
17:54aww we're not scary
17:55that's right
17:56we just want to talk to you
17:57you could at least tell us your name
17:59where's the harm in that?
18:09hey
18:09wanna head home?
18:11uh sure
18:12yeah
18:12sounds good
18:13that's a great idea
18:14I knew it
18:33sorry for the wait
18:34I've taken a nice hot bath at Hori's house
18:38naked
18:39big deal
18:41I can do that too
18:42cannot
18:43just watch me
18:44I can't do that too much
18:47Yoko, dear, can we finish this gore fest later?
18:50Nuh-uh. The rental's up after tonight.
18:52Horror flicks give me the heebie-jeebies.
18:55I can't believe my own daughter would bully me into watching these things.
18:58I wholeheartedly feel your pain, sir.
19:00You understand the pain of a man watching a movie about a girl bent on murdering her daddy?
19:05I think you're running into things.
19:07Tell him, that's not why you like it, right?
19:10I swear, I can relate to this main character so friggin' much.
19:14That's brutal, Hody.
19:15I mean it!
19:16I put up with all your lies in the past, but not anymore!
19:21Whoa!
19:22And that's my cue to go buy some smokes.
19:25You don't have to wait up.
19:32Just an observation, but you rarely make any moves on me.
19:38Uh-
19:39What?
19:45Do you want me to?
19:56Even though she's the one who said it, she still got all embarrassed.
20:01Did you just snicker?
20:03No.
20:04I mean yes, but only because you're so cute.
20:08I'll bite.
20:10What kind of move should I be making?
20:14I don't know.
20:19Right now?
20:20Yoko, you got any change?
20:23Man, doesn't get any more embarrassing than leaving your wallet behind.
20:27Am I right, kids?
20:29Oh, hey, what's up, sweetie pie?
20:32Oh, God, I hurt!
20:33What, did you two get hot and heavy when I left?
20:38Am I a third wheel?
20:40Yes.
20:41I suddenly have the strong urge to reenact that last scene from the movie.
20:45In order!
20:47Please save me!
20:48We're gonna marathon the entire trilogy.
20:50No bathroom breaks!
20:51AHHHHH!
20:52AHHHHH!
20:53AHHHHH!
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