00:00It's called a Canadian breakup. It's as direct as we can be.
00:03You're breaking up with me? That's a laugh.
00:06This means war.
00:07Look, I'm sorry.
00:08Oh, you're sorry. Oh, you're gonna be very sorry.
00:10You know what? I'd like to challenge you to one of these little war games
00:12that you supposedly run here in this toothless little dollhouse.
00:15He's very passionate. Perhaps that is not the best idea,
00:18considering Canada is one of our most important strategic partners.
00:22Most important strategic partners are a bunch of syrup-sucking-puck-making losers.
00:26No.
00:26You haven't won the Stanley Cup with a Canadian team since 1993.
00:30How dare you bring up my country's greatest shame?
00:34Fine. War it is.
00:35You pick any country on the map and I will use that country to crush NATO.
00:40Bhutan.
00:41Bhutan it is. I love Bhutan.
00:42Yeah, here we go. Bhutan. I'm Captain Bhutan.
00:46Dad, Bhutan is a pacifist country with a million Buddhists.
00:50I'm going to war with a bunch of...
00:52Buddhists.
00:53Hmm.
00:54Um, okay.
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