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00:01The trouble with being a kid today is you grow up too quickly.
00:04There's just not enough time.
00:06Well, for some kids, that is.
00:13Where are we this time?
00:15Horrible Histories!
00:17Wow!
00:18Horrible Histories!
00:21Who wouldn't do that?
00:23A smart, hungry caveman. Good idea!
00:26Have any of you seen a girl about so tall, big, cartoony eyes?
00:31Oh, you gotta go.
00:32You gotta go.
00:33And where's Stitch? I can't find him anyway.
00:36Wow! Socrates rocks!
00:39Is that the Spanish Armada?
00:42Horrible Histories!
00:45Horrible Histories!
00:48Horrible Histories!
00:51Well, Mo, what do you think about all this cool old...
00:55stuff?
00:57We're history!
00:58We're history!
01:02No!
01:05No!
01:06No!
01:08No!
01:10No!
01:11Nothing's gonna stop us now.
01:13No!
01:14No!
01:15No!
01:16No!
01:17No!
01:18No!
01:19No!
01:20No!
01:21No!
01:22No!
01:23No!
01:24No!
01:25No!
01:26No!
01:27No!
01:28Walsy, walsy, carry us, we'll strike you out!
01:33Hello, I'm working down here, people.
01:37Where is your spirit?
01:40And here's Tartan, everybody, our number one cheerleader and mascot.
01:47First they get cut from the team, and now I'm being upstaged by a bedroom slipper.
01:54Enjoy the glory while you can, doggy.
01:59Attention, everyone, our mascot Tartan is missing!
02:05Tartan?
02:06Time out, ref!
02:11Without our mascot, we're sunk!
02:13Yeah, Tartan's the heart and soul of our team. We'll never win without him!
02:18Aren't you two putting too much faith in a symbol?
02:21Tartan's more than a symbol, he's our mascot!
02:24Hmm, reminds me a lot of a story about a stone. The stone of destiny, to be exact.
02:31What kind of team has a stone for a mascot?
02:34You're not thinking about a kidney stone, are you? My cousin can't...
02:36Come on, let me show you.
02:41Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
02:46hey wrong well i think it's barley okay then so where did you drop us this time
03:00you're in bunnyhole scotland the year is 1314 and the country is fighting for its independence
03:07from england and scotland has found a new leader robert the bruce to lead the people to freedom
03:16what's this some kind of cheap dress actually stitch you're wearing a kind of a kilt
03:23designed like a really long shirt
03:26oh cute little piggy you wanna play put him down mo slowly why give me one good reason
03:40i'll give you one big fat one
03:42oh it's just another cute little piggy that's gonna kill us
03:52hold it miss lizzie why eat them when you can have an apple
04:03gee i guess it's true an apple a day keeps a frothing man eating pig away
04:09thank you mister
04:10i'm stitch and this is my pal mo
04:12angus mcduffer is my name what brings you to these parts
04:15well if you can believe it we'd like to see a rock
04:19yeah something called the stone of destiny
04:22aye you and the rest of the oppressed people of scotland
04:27the stone's been stolen and we must get it back
04:30wow you guys must not have all that much to do around here
04:33no the stone was very precious to them
04:36and represented the spirit and power of scotland
04:42according to celtic legend
04:44the stone of destiny dates back to biblical times where it was used as a pillow by jacob
04:49on the night he saw angels
05:02from the holy land it is thought that the stone traveled to europe
05:10it was brought to the palace of scone in scotland
05:13in the year 840 by kenneth mc alpin
05:17it was kept under the royal coronation chair until 1296
05:20when it was stolen by england's king edward the first
05:27king edward took the stone back to england
05:31once he was back in westminster abbey
05:33the king wanted to put the stone somewhere special
05:40and once edward had his own coronation chair
05:43he placed the stone of destiny beneath it to show that the scots would forever remain under english rule
05:50i get it that missing stone sounds a lot like our mascot problem
05:55and it must have really crushed their scottish spirit
05:58we'll fight the english and get our stone back
06:01i'm off to join robert the bruce's army
06:04robert bruce
06:06if i can ever get this sugary cat moving
06:10i think he could use a little help
06:13well he did save us from that crazy man eating
06:15person eating
06:17yeah person eating pig
06:19we want to help you out angus
06:23who's mine
06:24ah and woman
06:26tis a mighty noble cause we'll be fighting for
06:29and while some of us may not be coming back alive
06:31time out
06:32we were talking about helping you pull the cart
06:34oh thanks
06:36now get a firm grip
06:37this isn't
06:39so bad
06:40yeah
06:42i can't wait to load a big ol' rocket
06:49how much farther till we reach bruce's camp
06:51bruuuuuuuce
06:52well lad
06:53as me uncle muldoon once said
06:55if you have the eyes of an eagle
06:57and the heart of a lion
06:58your feet will never hurt
07:00got it
07:01you don't have the faintest idea right
07:02but i do
07:03it's just a hawk spitting a jump that way
07:06awww
07:08at last lads
07:10robert the bruce's own campsite
07:13robert the bruce's own campsite
07:16who is that
07:17hey
07:18hey guys
07:19how goes the revolution
07:20we're here to help get the stone of destiny back from the rotten old english
07:29something funny
07:30we ran that coward bruce and his men off into the woods a week ago
07:34Coward the bruce
07:35and since we're the rotten old english
07:38that makes you three our rotten little business
07:41well look at the bright side
07:45we don't have to drag that heavy old card anymore
07:50you foolish scotch you've lost
07:53the battle is over and bruce has been defeated
07:56defeated bruce
07:57this singing thing is really getting to be annoying
08:00you won't be seeing the likes of him again
08:02ah if we had the stone we would have driven you into the sea
08:07too bad it's already in england by now
08:09where are you taking us
08:11then let's go castle
08:13king edward's temporary headquarters
08:16three miserable scottish prisoners your majesty
08:23return the stone of destiny
08:26it is ours
08:27ours
08:29no
08:30mine
08:31mine
08:32and as long as i have it
08:36england will forever rule over scotland
08:39all this fuss
08:42you'd think it was probably the only stone in the world
08:44far from it
08:45like so many other great stones in history
08:47the stone of destiny is a rock for the ages
08:50throughout history and all around the world
08:56certain stones and rocks have risen from their lowly origins to achieve remarkable fame
09:02like the one that may have killed off the dinosaurs
09:04or Plymouth rock
09:06where the pilgrims first stepped on american soil in 1620
09:10and there's england's stonehenge
09:12which dates back over 4,000 years
09:14and was thought to have been a prehistoric calendar to study the stars
09:18Ireland's blarney stone where legend has it you'll talk up a storm if you kiss it
09:25of course the stone was probably once part of the castle's toilet system
09:31since medieval latrines were often situated over motes
09:36and perhaps the most famous stones of all
09:39the rolling stone
09:41oh yeah rock and roll
09:44enough
09:46now bow down before me
09:49kiss my ring
09:51and swear your undying allegiance to England
09:55over our dead bodies we will
09:58alright
09:59that will do just as well
10:01what do you know
10:02for once we don't get thrown in
10:03take them to the dungeon
10:05nevermind
10:06yes
10:11it's good to be the king
10:13now we'll never get this stone back
10:17which means Scotland
10:19just like our basketball team
10:21we'll never win
10:23ohhhhhh
10:25Mo, did you rattle a chain? I didn't rattle a chain
10:29I didn't rattle a chain
10:30actually it was just a phantom
10:32Scotland's castles are filled with them
10:34don't you know
10:35do you mean like a goat?
10:38yeah right
10:39oh man you better see a doctor
10:41ohhhhhh
10:42fear not
10:45I'm William Wallace
10:47Scotland's great freedom fighter
10:50nice try pal
10:51but I happen to know that William Wallace
10:53like in Braveheart
10:54was executed years ago
10:56didn't you see the movie?
10:57no
10:59I've been dead
11:00remember
11:01oh yeah
11:02I guess that would cut into your weekends
11:04hear what I say
11:07Robert the Bruce is alive
11:10try Bruce
11:12he gathers his forces near Bannockburn
11:15and will soon rise against King Edward's army
11:20but Bruce doesn't have the stone
11:22Bruce
11:24how's he gonna win without it?
11:26because the good people of Scotland have courage, pride and smart
11:32you would be wise to remember that
11:37man I'm gonna get myself an eye examination when we get back home
11:41oh yeah
11:43Mo, how'd you, you
11:45what, you haven't heard of a skeleton key before?
11:48eww
11:49we're coming Robert the Bruce
11:51Robert the Bruce
11:53Robert the Bruce
11:55ah
11:57we've given the curly invaders the slip
12:01good
12:02let's get out of here
12:03you gotta go
12:04you've gotta go
12:05you've gotta go
12:06the prisoners have escaped
12:12quick, this way
12:14are we there yet?
12:16just follow Angus, come on!
12:21whoa, how are we ever gonna cross this lake?
12:36actually it's a loch
12:38the lake?
12:39yep, a loch
12:40Loch Ness to be exact
12:42you know the one with a monstrous reputation
12:45steeped in legend
12:49sightings of the Loch Ness monster
12:51date all the way back to 565 AD
12:54when it was first spotted by Saint Columba
12:57in the 1500 years since there have been numerous sightings
13:03some believe it to be a large eel or sea cow
13:05or even a plesiosaur from the age of dinosaurs
13:09whatever it is
13:10the Loch Ness monster is one of the most famous myths in the entire world
13:15couldn't we have just walked around the lake?
13:24ditch, if we don't get that stone back fast
13:27we'll never learn how we're supposed to win our basketball games
13:31ah!
13:32the lobsters!
13:38we made it
13:40safe at last
13:42oh lassie!
13:43we crossed that loch at almost cartoony speed
13:47seize them!
13:51why are you here?
13:52and why are you getting our dirt?
13:55that's it!
13:56i've had it!
13:57first, we're thrown into a dungeon
13:59then, almost chopped by Nessie
14:01and now these guys want to make shish kebabs out of
14:04whoa, whoa, whoa, wait
14:05who are you people?
14:06they're Highlanders, Moe
14:08legendary Scottish warriors
14:10known for being ruthless, fearless, and wild
14:13sounds like Hermione, the cafeteria lady
14:15how dare you tread an old land, you spineless English spies
14:21oh, oh, oh no! you got it all wrong! see, we...
14:25silence!
14:26plead for your lives before the king himself
14:28Robert the Bruce
14:29Robert the Bruce!
14:31yes, finally
14:33we got the right king this time
14:34my lord
14:39we found these strange English soldiers spying outside our camp
14:43how shall they be executed?
14:46wait a second
14:48these uniforms are disguises
14:49we're the good guys
14:50if you're not English then prove it
14:52show me a pennant, a flag
14:54something that proves you're a true scot
14:56check it out, your majesty
14:58that's our flag
15:00we're terriers
15:01you know
15:02come on, come on, terriers
15:03you've got the clout
15:04never heard of them
15:05what's this terrier clan known for?
15:08oh, the usual
15:10scratching, fetching, digging
15:12aye, flags are nice
15:14but if I am to trust you three
15:16you must answer me this
15:17what cause do you fight for?
15:19FREEDOM!
15:20the stone of destiny
15:22to win a basketball game
15:24let me be more specific
15:25I mean the war of independence
15:27well, that's more like it
15:29let us welcome them with open arms
15:31welcome to our new ditch diggers
15:37this is rank
15:38shouldn't we be in soldier training or something?
15:40hey, after your little performance
15:42we could be fetching newspapers for the guy
15:44put your backs into it lads
15:46say, do you ever hear someone singing your name out loud?
15:49no, why lad?
15:51check this out
15:53ROBERT THE BRUCE!
15:55ROBERT THE BRUCE!
15:57what'd I tell ya?
15:58have you been eating the highland thistles, laddie?
16:01now put your backs into it
16:03we've got to finish the job that William Wallace started
16:05now that was a man with guts
16:07actually, they seemed to be missing when we met him
16:10aye, Wallace was a great warrior
16:12which is what you three shall be
16:13if you're tough enough to complete the necessary training
16:16well, finally
16:18how tough could it be?
16:19how tough could it be?
16:21AHHHHH!
16:22HOOH!
16:23HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
16:25sorry I asked
16:37you gotta need to watch me
16:39talk about your major waste of time
16:47and now
16:49the shield throne position
16:51congratulations
16:53your training has made you into bloodthirsty cold-hearted Scottish rebels
16:59say, uh, Bob
17:01say, uh, Bob
17:02think we could roast some marshmallows over the fire tonight?
17:05or, this'll do
17:07mmm, I love chocolate pudding
17:09but it's better than pudding
17:10that's haggis
17:11sheep's stomach stuffed with an assortment of eternal organs
17:15YAH!
17:16oh, my eye!
17:20and after the haggis
17:21you should try some other Scottish delicacies
17:23like pork pie
17:24cock-a-licky soup
17:26or, my personal favourite
17:27pow soddy
17:29that's something edible?
17:32yes
17:33yummy soup made out of a sheep's head
17:36and as a side dish
17:37the brains are eaten separately
17:39proud I am to be fighting with you, my lord
17:44if anyone can get the stone of destiny back, tis you
17:48perhaps, Angus
17:50but the stone, like any object
17:52only has value because it represents something to us
17:55if we forget that
17:56then we've lost the battle before we have even begun
17:59cool
18:00that sounds like advice we could use back on the basketball court
18:03don't you think, Steach?
18:05Steach?
18:06sorry, Moe
18:07I can't get the taste of sheep's stomach out of my mouth
18:15I'm ready
18:16let me at them
18:17let me at them
18:18is it time for breakfast yet?
18:20it is time to gain our freedom
18:23I am so pumped
18:25me too
18:26bring them on
18:27bring them on
18:35I don't know about you two
18:36but I'm gonna have to change my kilt
18:38ew
18:43what were we thinking?
18:44this is like trying to win a big game without a mascot
18:46and without the stone
18:48they don't stand a chance
18:52I've assembled the largest army in England's history
18:56on the battlefield of Bannockburn
18:58Scotland's bid for independence
19:01will be crushed
19:03and Bruce Bruce
19:05will join Wallace as just another ghost
19:09remember
19:10the will to win is within you
19:12courage has brought us this far
19:14but it is our team work and conviction
19:16that will take us further
19:17for Scotland
19:29hey, they took all the weapons
19:31but look, we can always start a parade
19:33your bagpipe is useless
19:46wanna bet, pal?
19:56shield crown position
20:03retreat
20:08retreat
20:15to freedom
20:18the Battle of Bannockburn turned the tide
20:21and Robert the Bruce
20:22eventually signed the Treaty of Northampton
20:26this treaty gave Scotland its freedom
20:29ack
20:31we've forgotten the most important thing
20:33the Stone of Destiny
20:34no, Angus
20:36the most important thing
20:37is the spirit of the people
20:39the stone is just a symbol
20:41and as long as you remember that
20:43your gold will always be within your reach
20:46well said, my lord
20:47I guess if Scotland can win their freedom
20:49without their lucky rock
20:50then who says we can't win a basketball game
20:52without Tartan
20:53you two are catching on
20:55and just so you know
20:56England did give the stone back
20:58700 years later
21:00in 1996
21:01the Stone of Destiny
21:02was finally returned to Scotland
21:04where it now
21:05safely rests in Edinburgh Castle
21:07thanks for your help lads
21:09ha, it's all in a day's work
21:12and with that
21:13we say goodbye
21:14to Scotland of yore
21:17alright guys
21:18we can win this game
21:20mascot or no mascot
21:22Mo's right
21:23as long as we play with courage
21:24pride and spirit
21:26nothing can stop us
21:28now
21:29who's with us
21:30we are
21:33DONGLE!
21:34DONGLE!
21:36DONGLE!
21:37DONGLE!
21:44DONGLE!
21:45and the chariots win the game
21:47Thanks for helping us kidnap your mascot dongle, but it didn't work.
21:54Your team still won, even without your stupid pooch.
21:58Oh, well, golly gee, well I guess he's yours now, I've been him lots of G's.
22:06Not so fast, Tartan wants to have a word with you.
22:10Hey look, it's Tartan, he's okay!
22:18And look, he's even helping dongle practice his cheers.
22:22That's one angry pooch.
22:24Angry pooch!
22:26Enough already!
22:40The trouble with being a kid today is you grow up too quickly, there's just not enough time.
23:08Well, for some kids that is.
23:15Where are we this time?
23:17Horrible histories!
23:18Wow!
23:20Horrible histories!
23:23Who would do that?
23:25A smart hungry caveman, good idea.
23:28Have any of you seen a girl about so tall, big, cartoony eyes?
23:33Oh, you gotta go.
23:34You gotta go!
23:35And wait, Santa can't fight him anyway!
23:38Wow!
23:39Socrates rocks!
23:41Is that the Spanish Armada?
23:43Horrible histories!
23:45Horrible histories!
23:48Horrible histories!
23:50Horrible histories!
23:52Well Mo, what do you think about all this cool old stuff?
23:58We're history!
23:59We're history!
24:14Oh, go ahead Mo.
24:15Let's trade.
24:16I know you want to.
24:19Wait!
24:20I need to have a conference with Mo.
24:22Well, make it snappy!
24:23I've got a deal pending over at the action figure table.
24:26Are you sure it's a good trade?
24:28Stitch!
24:29It's the coolest dark adventure ever!
24:31The one where he battles Galacta and his evil club monsters!
24:35Tick, tick, tick goes Mr. Clark!
24:37Don't worry.
24:38I know what I'm doing.
24:39Okay, Dongle.
24:40Let's do this!
24:41You just traded a brand new comic book for an old used one with the cover printed upside down!
24:54Oh, nice going Stitch!
24:55That's what you get from letting a girl handle your business!
24:56Fools!
24:57I guess there's only one thing to do.
24:58What?
24:59Admit that we're fools?
25:00No.
25:01Now everyone knows that.
25:02I say let's chow down.
25:03I'm starving.
25:04And I don't think I'm ever gonna feel like eating again.
25:05Snap out of it!
25:06Stop feeling sorry for yourselves.
25:07Huh!
25:08Easy for you to say.
25:09You didn't just get humiliated in front of the entire store.
25:10I'm starving!
25:11I'm starving!
25:12And I don't think I'm ever gonna feel like eating again.
25:15Snap out of it!
25:16Stop feeling sorry for yourselves!
25:19Huh!
25:20Easy for you to say.
25:21You didn't just get humiliated in front of the entire store.
25:23Say, what about learning more about the tricks of the trade in a place where you can catch
25:30some rays and hang out on the sand?
25:45Hey!
25:46This isn't a beach!
25:47Dead right.
25:48It's the West African kingdom of Mali in the year 1330, located at the
25:52southern edge of the Sahara Desert, Mali was one of the world's premier trading places.
25:59Eugh!
26:00Eugh!
26:01Eugh!
26:02What do camels eat anyway?
26:04Stop!
26:05Thieves!
26:06Stop!
26:07Eugh!
26:08Eugh!
26:09Eugh!
26:10Eugh!
26:11Eugh!
26:12I got camel spit down inside my shirt!
26:14Wretch always spits on thieves!
26:15Eugh!
26:16Eugh!
26:17Eugh!
26:18Eugh!
26:19Eugh!
26:20Eugh!
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26:58Eugh!
26:59Eugh!
27:00Eugh!
27:01Eugh!
27:02The devastating bogey trick was better than that.
27:04Gee Mo, that was in fourth grade. Thanks for remembering.
27:08You are right. I am a failure.
27:14Cheer up, Omar. Here, I'll show you one that never fails.
27:17Abracadabra, call a dog rover. Bring what was Omar's from under to over.
27:24You are as bad as I am.
27:26Oh yeah? Don't you want your underwear back?
27:29Those are mine!
27:32Amazing! Can I interest you two in a trade?
27:36Great! That's what we're here for.
27:39I will lead you out of the searing Sahara Desert and into the glorious city of Timbuktu,
27:45where houses are clad in gold and riverbeds are encrusted with jewels.
27:49I think our friend's been out in the sun too long.
27:53There, I will trade my tools for gold and establish myself as a great magician.
27:58So what's the catch?
28:00In return, the one you call Stitch must teach me his magic. Trade?
28:05Uh, give us a minute here. Let's see. We could go on our own and risk starvation.
28:12Or get stung to death by scorpions.
28:15Or get picked to pieces by vultures.
28:17Or lose 99.9% of our bodily fluids to evaporation.
28:21Dear!
28:22So, Omar the Great, how are we gonna get to Timbuktu?
28:26All we need to do is follow the caravan.
28:28Caravan?
28:29What caravan?
28:31At last, my chance to perform for the great Mansa Musa.
28:41Mansa who?
28:42Mansa Musa, the great emperor of Mali.
28:46His display of wealth on his pilgrimage to Mecca, the holiest city in the Islamic world,
28:51helped spread stories of his kingdom's legendary splendour.
28:55Everywhere he went, his caravan with 50,000 people left bags of gold behind.
29:01Ew! Looks like gold wasn't the only thing left behind.
29:05What are we waiting for?
29:09Let's caravan, man!
29:15Ah! A sandstorm!
29:17Where is everyone?
29:19I can't see!
29:29I must be cursed! It is lost!
29:32What? Caravan?
29:33You're spitting camel?
29:34No, my chance to perform for Mansa Musa.
29:37I'm glad we have our priorities straight.
29:40Omar, shouldn't you be the tiniest bit concerned that we're stranded in the middle of the desert?
29:45Oh, not to worry. We can walk to Timbuktu.
29:48And the best part is, it is only five days away.
29:51Any questions?
29:53How long before the taxi is invented?
29:55Well, to be exact, the first form of public transportation was...
29:59Never mind.
30:04I can't go on!
30:17Save yourselves!
30:19Just don't let the buzzards pick over my rotten carcass!
30:23We've only been walking five minutes.
30:26Oh, sorry.
30:35Look! Look! Water! Shade! A chance for it now!
30:39Don't wanna see any more mirages, okay? I hate it when sand gets in my ears.
30:49Look up ahead!
30:51A river! We're saved!
30:53The Niger River, to be exact.
30:56How are we gonna get across?
30:58Not to worry. Omar the Great will make the river disappear!
31:04Here we go again. Psst!
31:06Hey, did you just...
31:07It wasn't me, I swear. Psst!
31:09Uh, I could not help but notice that you seem to be in a rather, shall we say, dire situation.
31:15Huh, us? Nah. We're just sunburned, starved, and can't get across this crocodile-infested river to civilization.
31:21I, the honest boatman, am willing to offer you passage across the river on my barge, for a modest fee.
31:32Do you take tools?
31:33No! Omar needs them to trade in Timbuktu. What about trading this?
31:38Don't be ridiculous, Mo. He'd never trade for that.
31:41Gum? You have yourself a deal.
31:44Dead right, gang. Imported to the desert by traders, gum was a real luxury in Mali and was extremely rare.
31:52Apparently not as rare as dentists.
31:56Gaze into the current of the ancient Niger River, my friends, and you will see how Timbuktu came by its strange name.
32:03In the year 1180, nomads decided to set up a permanent settlement at an oasis.
32:12While they were away, they left the camp in the care of an old woman named Buktu.
32:17In some African languages, Tim means place of, hence the name Timbuktu.
32:26Hey! What are you doing?
32:28Nothing. The ride is over.
32:30In the middle of a river? What about the gun we traded?
32:35It lost its flavor. Now get off!
32:40Look on the bright side. At least there aren't any crocodiles around.
32:44Spoke too soon. Say, Omar, can you make that disappear?
32:48Where's Stitch?
32:59I can't bear to look. What can you see, Omar?
33:04I see I had a longer lifeline than your friend.
33:09Oh, and a wart that needs to be removed too.
33:12Stitch!
33:14Gee, all those wrestling shows you made me watch really paid off.
33:18We finally made it.
33:23At last! The glorious city of Timbuktu!
33:32Where are the houses covered in gold?
33:35Where's the jewel-encrusted river?
33:37Where do I catch the first plane out of here?
33:40Wow! Now this is really cool!
33:43Actually, it's around 120 degrees.
33:46And as you can see, there's a lot more to Timbuktu than first meets the eye.
33:52Only a mere 500 miles from just about anywhere else,
33:56Timbuktu is truly the jewel of the Sahara Desert.
34:00While visiting this legendary city,
34:03you'll want to take in some of the fabulous sights,
34:05like the world-famous Sankor Mosque.
34:08Once inside, you can read one of the thousands of books
34:10in the mosque's vast library,
34:13brought from all over the Arab world
34:15and worth more than their weight in gold.
34:20And don't miss the opulent Madugu Palace,
34:23home of the famed emperor Mansa Musa.
34:26Enjoy world-class dining in a pampered and elegant setting.
34:30But remember, if you don't eat your dinner,
34:34your dinner might just eat you.
34:36Timbuktu, we wouldn't trade it for the world.
34:48Why are they using spoons to scoop out gold dust?
34:51Maybe they work better than forks.
34:53How did you know, Stitch?
34:55Traders used spoons to prevent sneaky merchants
34:57from walking away with extra gold under their fingernails.
35:00So where can a guy get something to eat around here?
35:04Go look around. I must trade my tools.
35:07Come on, Mo. I smell something edible.
35:10Thank you for the cloth. Come again.
35:13I think we got the hang of this trading thing.
35:16Watch this. What can I get for this?
35:19Pocketling? How dare you shame me.
35:23But it's cloth, isn't it?
35:24I only do business with women.
35:28Oh, boy. I mean, girl.
35:31Girl, matron, cranky old woman.
35:34No matter how you look at it,
35:36women in ancient Mali had more rights than almost anywhere else in the world.
35:40They played a significant role in all trading.
35:43And in many cities, they often controlled the marketplace.
35:46Ha! Wait until Dongle hears about this.
35:51Around here, women are the movers and shakers,
35:54the wheelers and dealers, the...
35:56Did you make the trade already?
35:58I'm entering the final stages of starvation here.
36:05Enjoy your fufu.
36:06Fufu.
36:07Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
36:12Mmm.
36:14Delicious.
36:15What's fufu?
36:16That's what they call molded yam.
36:18Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
36:21Come. The silent trading center has opened.
36:25Doesn't sound very silent to me.
36:28That molded yam is burning a hole in my stomach.
36:31I'll just rest a while on one of these huge blocks of...
36:36Salt? Here?
36:37Yes, Stitch.
36:39Good old sodium chloride.
36:41Traders leave these blocks in exchange for bags of gold dust.
36:45Salt for gold?
36:47That doesn't seem like a fair trade.
36:49Despite what you might think of salt,
36:51it was worth its weight in gold in ancient Mali.
36:57While gold had monetary value,
36:59its soft quality made it useless when it came to fashioning tools and weaponry.
37:03Salt, on the other hand, had many uses, such as preserving food
37:08and helping the body retain water during those hot and sweaty days.
37:12For the desert dwellers of ancient Mali, salt wasn't just useful,
37:17it was essential, and for spicing up an otherwise bland meal,
37:21salt was the most popular item on the dinner table.
37:23That millet is as bland as a dead rat.
37:27Honey, please pass the salt.
37:30So, we're in a trading centre, we have something to trade,
37:33and I am a woman.
37:35Step right up, folks!
37:37I've got a mag and iffy tools just itching to be traded.
37:39Where is everyone?
37:40Mo, this is a silent trading centre, remember?
37:49Oh, yeah!
37:51So, where is everyone?
37:53In a silent trade, salt merchants would leave their blocks of salt in the trading centre.
37:59Then a gold trader would arrive and offer bags of gold dust in exchange.
38:03He would signal the salt merchant by drum and leave.
38:07and leave.
38:10The salt merchant would then return, and if he liked the exchange, the trade was done
38:15without one word being spoken.
38:21Gee, in this case, silence is golden.
38:24Okay, Stitch, bang on the drum.
38:27Say no more, Omar.
38:29Wait, that's the signal for...
38:33Beating time.
38:37Wretch, you old stinker!
38:40At last, we are all together!
38:43Give the proper signal, Omar.
38:50Let's do a little sightseeing before the trading frenzy starts.
38:53Call the authorities!
38:55Three foreigners have tried to pass off a bag of rocks for tools!
38:58They must be found!
39:00There they are!
39:02They even tried to rob me of my tools!
39:05His tools?
39:07The honest boatman must have switched my bag!
39:12Uh, anyone got a plan?
39:15Omar the Great will make them disappear!
39:18How about we disappear?
39:19Come on, baby!
39:20Show Mama what you got!
39:22It's Sankor Mask!
39:23We can hide in there!
39:24Whoa, boy!
39:25Stop!
39:27What are you doing?
39:28That is one of Ibn Battuta's very own books!
39:30Battuta who?
39:31Ibn Battuta, one of the greatest authors and travelers in all of History Stitch!
39:32Battuta traveled over 75,000 miles during his lifetime, much of that on foot, and his writings brought
39:36worldwide recognition to Timbuktu.
39:39Whoa!
39:42Whoa!
39:44What are you doing?
39:45What are you doing?
39:46That is one of Ibn Battuta's very own books!
39:48Battuta who?
39:50Ibn Battuta, one of the greatest authors and travelers in all of History Stitch!
39:55Battuta traveled over 75,000 miles during his lifetime, much of that on foot, and his writings brought worldwide recognition to Timbuktu.
40:03Timbuktu. Whoa. The book, please? Sorry, bud. Nothing to get cranky about. It is because you are standing on my foot. But my crankiness is no excuse for your mishandling of such priceless objects. Books? Priceless? Here, let me illustrate for you.
40:23Welcome to You Bet Your Bum, the game where contestants pick the most valuable item in 14th century Timbuktu. Ready, Nettie? Just look at some of the fabulous items we have in store just for you today.
40:39There's a beautiful hardbound book, a lovely pair of gold candlesticks, and a gold-plated camel falafel paperweight. And last but not least, this spectacular state-of-the-art dishwasher.
40:53So tell me, Nettie, which one of these items is the most valuable?
40:56The beach watcher!
40:58The books!
40:58Candlesticks!
40:59The beach watcher!
41:00Falafel!
41:03Sorry, Nettie, but literature was so scarce in 14th century Timbuktu, books were the most valuable item.
41:10Thanks for playing You Bet Your Bum!
41:16What's that book about? 101 Ways to Cook Fufu?
41:19You're turning a strange shade of green.
41:30Oh, what will become of us?
41:33Don't worry, Omar, we're innocent.
41:34Yeah, it's not like the whole town is out to get us.
41:37So, we accidentally traded rocks for gold. What's the big deal?
41:49Yeah, why is everyone so bent out of shape?
41:51The people of Timbuktu have a strong sense of justice. And when a crime is committed, it's a major event.
41:58How big?
41:59Man-sa-mu-sa-bi.
42:01It's like you got your wish, Omar. You finally get to play the palace.
42:07Silence!
42:09You thieves have been accused of dishonest trading, a most heinous crime.
42:13What do you have to say for yourselves?
42:15We were swindled!
42:16It was a mistake!
42:18My dog ate my homework.
42:19That is what they all say. But since I am a fair man, I will allow you to choose your punishment.
42:27Mutilation. Beheading. Or my personal favorite, the 32nd headstart run for your life.
42:38Any chance we could trade for our freedom instead?
42:41Only if you have something that is worth more to me than your miserable lives.
42:46No, nothing.
42:53Wait, I got it.
42:56So, are you crazy?
43:00Oh, the salt.
43:07Hmm, you have got yourself a deal.
43:11Wow. I just saved our lives by trading a salt shaker.
43:17That's deep.
43:18Give the traders that change.
43:22Cool. A souvenir.
43:24It's too bad we never caught the real thief.
43:27Honest boat man.
43:35Here's the thief, your majesty.
43:39Hey, not me. Him.
43:41And these are most definitely my tools.
43:49Release him.
43:51Huh?
43:53So he can have his 32nd head start.
43:58Oh!
44:02Hey, that's mine.
44:03You must pay tax on your trade.
44:06I guess everything turned out all right.
44:11Well, almost.
44:13I am still not a famous magician.
44:16You thinking what I'm thinking, Stitch?
44:19Uh, yeah.
44:20I just wish I wasn't.
44:22Here you go, Omar.
44:23Now you can finally fulfill your dream.
44:25And with that, we say goodbye to glorious ancient Molly.
44:29Whoa, did I do that?
44:34I have never seen such powerful magic.
44:37You must join my court as the official palace magician.
44:40You know, I'm glad we traded for this comic book after all.
44:48Dongle may think it's worth this, but it means a lot to us.
44:52And, Mo, as far as I'm concerned, a girl can handle my trading anytime.
44:56Why don't you fools make yourselves useful and pass the salt?
45:02What's it worth to you?
45:04Nothing.
45:05Then you've got a lot to learn.
45:07Come on, Stitch.
45:08Let's get out of here.
45:12Stop the trading!
45:13I just read on the internet that they're making a Dark Avenger movie.
45:16And the rear issue with the upside-down cover is not worth a fortune.
45:22What was that?
45:24Who knows?
45:26He's probably some fool who just doesn't understand the tricks of the trade.
45:29Who knows?
45:30He's probably some fool who just doesn't understand the tricks of the trade.
45:54He's probably some fool who just doesn't understand the tricks of the trade.
46:00He's probably some fool who just doesn't understand the tricks of the trade.
46:01I don't know.
46:02I don't know.
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46:20I don't know.
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