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00:01The trouble with being a kid today is you grow up too quickly.
00:04There's just not enough time.
00:06Well, for some kids, that is.
00:13Where are we this time?
00:15Horrible Histories.
00:17Wow!
00:18Horrible Histories.
00:21Oh, you wouldn't do that.
00:23A smart, hungry caveman. Good idea.
00:26Have any of you seen a girl about so tall, big?
00:30Cartoon-y eyes.
00:31Oh, and you gotta go.
00:32You gotta go.
00:33And wait, Stater can't find him anywhere.
00:36Wow! Socrates rocks!
00:39Is that the Spanish Armada?
00:42Horrible Histories.
00:45Horrible Histories.
00:49Horrible Histories.
00:53Well, Mo, what do you think about all this cool old stuff?
00:57We're history!
01:00Mo, what are we going to do?
01:19I'm going to find my cousin's lizard.
01:21If I don't, there's no borrowing his python this weekend.
01:25But we're in detention.
01:28We've got a record now.
01:29Our lives are over.
01:31Here, Slimeball!
01:32I've got a juicy dead fly for you!
01:36If you were a lizard, where would you be?
01:39Anywhere but in detention.
01:44Relax.
01:45Nobody even knows we're here.
01:47Chomp, chomp, chomp!
01:48Go the jailbirds!
01:49Well, at least nobody human.
01:53Maybe next time you won't put that creature in my locker.
01:57I already said I was sorry.
02:00Sorry I didn't put it in his lunchbox.
02:02When you walk out that door today, the whole school will know you two are DDs.
02:13Darren Dongles?
02:15No.
02:16Detention delinquents.
02:18In fact, you're incarcerated with the president of that club, Lug.
02:23He's in there every day, and everyone knows Lug's a loser.
02:30And now, you officially are too!
02:37Get real, Dongle.
02:39You think it's serious, don't you?
02:41Once in detention, always in detention.
02:45I'm leaving before someone sees me talking to you criminals.
02:49Oh!
03:02Okay, so when we're free, we go out the back window instead of the front door.
03:07Right.
03:07No need for anyone to see us if they don't have to.
03:10So you think going out the back window is a good idea?
03:14Unless you've heard about a tunnel.
03:16You know, there's always been people like Dongle
03:18who think that even after you've served your time,
03:21what you did should never be forgotten.
03:24We're not really serving time.
03:26We're kind of like it here.
03:28What about a trip to see if
03:29once a criminal, always a criminal is really true?
03:33Anywhere would be better than here.
03:34Hmm, this might be that one place that's not better than detention.
03:58You can't escape from here, mate.
04:00So, where is here?
04:03Here is England, and it's 1808 when one of the British Empire's newest colonies is Australia,
04:10where the sheep outnumber the people 60 to 1.
04:12Next case.
04:18The next criminal, Your Honor.
04:21Your Honor, we can clear all this up real fast.
04:23Whatever we're accused of, we couldn't have been there.
04:26Silence!
04:27You two criminals are duly charged with defacing Gray's bridge.
04:33Come on, Your Honor.
04:35I bet this bridge is nothing compared to a subway.
04:38One time on vacation I saw one,
04:40and if you want to talk about graffiti...
04:42Silence!
04:47I hereby offer a choice of sentence to the two of you.
04:51You may either spend a 66-year sentence in our most vile prison,
04:55but we didn't do anything.
04:58Stitch!
04:59Or?
04:59Or take a reduced sentence and ship out to our newest prisoner colony in New South Wales.
05:07Stitch!
05:08Isn't that Australia?
05:10I've always wanted to heave a boomerang.
05:12And a cruise to Australia sounds like fun!
05:16We'll take the cruise, Your Honor!
05:18Then you're remanded to the custody of the New South Wales Corps.
05:23So be it!
05:25That's all it was.
05:27A gruelling sea voyage that lasted over 14 weeks.
05:34Here you mate.
05:35You want some of these little bits of salted beef?
05:38Them little bits of cockroaches.
05:40Good news, Stitch.
05:50We can't eat the biscuits, but we can use them as hockey pucks.
05:55Hey!
05:56What are you guys in for?
05:57Didn't pay me bills.
05:59Shot me wife's three-legged dog.
06:02Stole a biscuit.
06:04Killed a barber.
06:05Huh?
06:06Yep.
06:07Makes our rap sheet look pretty puny.
06:10Moe, we didn't do anything.
06:13We've got to do something to cheer these guys up.
06:15I know!
06:17How about a song?
06:19Everybody now!
06:21Row, row, row, you're both gently down the stream.
06:25Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
06:29Ah, the singing was a hit.
06:48The bread-feeping cage six was a copy of the words.
06:50Look, land!
06:55Wow, so this is Australia.
06:58We should have bought a surfboard.
07:00The waves are great here.
07:02Can we change the subject, please?
07:08Yes, indeed.
07:10Lovely Australia.
07:12Before anybody else showed up on the continent, the first people were the Aborigines.
07:16They were there for over 50,000 years before European explorers arrived.
07:22Captain James Cook landed in Australia in 1770 while on a trip in search of Australis Incognito,
07:28or the Unknown Southern Land.
07:31He claimed the island continent for Britain.
07:34Which was convenient because when the Brits lost the American Revolution, they also lost
07:39a place to dump their criminals.
07:40They needed a new place so they looked eastward to their newest colony, Australia, which they
07:45called New South Wales.
08:05All this fresh air is making me hungry.
08:08I wonder what's for dinner.
08:09A lizard!
08:10I was hoping for a burger.
08:12No, look!
08:13I've got to get that lizard for my cousin!
08:16Something tells me you'll have plenty of time to catch it.
08:19It's our first day here and we only have seven more years or so to go.
08:23Hey, when do we eat?
08:24We've got rights, you know.
08:26Actually, you don't.
08:27Prisoners sent to Australia had no real rights at all, even after they were released.
08:32They couldn't own land, couldn't own a business.
08:36As if that's fair.
08:38It's not.
08:38But like Dongle, some people think that even after you serve your time, they can still hold
08:44it against you.
08:45Like they say, once a criminal, always a criminal.
08:53Hey, I thought we were going to see the bright side of things here.
08:58Everybody out!
08:59Dinner!
08:59Let's look around.
09:07Okay, so where's the cafeteria?
09:11In the first few years of the prisoner settlement, many starved to death because they didn't know
09:16how to grow their own food.
09:23That means no snack bar, right?
09:25Where's our dinner?
09:29Maybe detention wasn't so bad after all.
09:34Yeah, we didn't have to grow our own food.
09:45I think dinner will be late tonight, Stitch.
09:49Either they have really big vegetables in Australia or really big gophers.
09:53I'm not sure we want to know which!
10:07Yeah!
10:08Once again, the greatness that is a mole frees himself from the plight of bondage.
10:12Yes, I free myself!
10:13Hi!
10:14Yeah!
10:15Of course, a new lesson for the mole.
10:16You can't dig off an island.
10:17Digging is dumb.
10:18Ah!
10:19Definitely cast your lot with the mole!
10:20The master escapist and together we shall vex our oppressors!
10:21I am the mole!
10:22Yeah!
10:23I am the mole!
10:24Yeah!
10:25I am the mole!
10:26Yeah!
10:27I'm thinking it needs ketchup.
10:28I'm thinking we need to escape.
10:29I'm thinking we need to escape.
10:30Now I know why it's called hard labor.
10:31Yee-haw!
10:32No!
10:33Are you kidding?
10:34I love this place!
10:35No!
10:36Funny.
10:37I just can't seem to sit still either.
10:38Sugarcane, Moe?
10:39Uh, no thanks.
10:40No!
10:41No!
10:42I'm thinking it needs ketchup.
10:43I'm thinking we need to escape.
10:44Now I know why it's called hard labor.
10:45Yee-haw!
10:46No!
10:47Are you kidding?
10:48I love this place!
10:49No!
10:50Funny.
10:51I just can't seem to sit still either.
10:52Sugarcane, Moe?
10:53Uh, no thanks.
10:54No!
10:55No!
10:56No!
10:57No!
10:58No!
10:59No!
11:00No!
11:01No!
11:02No!
11:03No!
11:04No!
11:05And no more for you!
11:06You're far too jumpy!
11:08Hey!
11:09I'm just trying to grab a-
11:10Got it!
11:11Did you know eucalyptus leaves can be used as a deodorant?
11:14Hey!
11:15It's not funny!
11:16If we didn't sweat, we could fill up with water!
11:18Who thinks it's funny?
11:20You!
11:21You just laughed!
11:23Honest, Stitch, I didn't laugh!
11:25Then somebody's out there making fun of me!
11:27What is it?
11:28My hair?
11:29My pits?
11:30My zipper open?
11:31Stitch, relax!
11:32I'm not here but a bunch of sweaty criminals and-
11:34A new lizard for my cousin!
11:39You're even slimier than my cousin's lizard!
11:44Cool!
11:45Hey!
11:46I lost my lizard!
11:47And it's not funny, Stitch!
11:48Who said it was?
11:49You!
11:50You laughed at me!
11:51It's a kookaburra bird!
11:52A what?
11:53A kookaburra bird!
11:54And the only place in the world where it's found natively is Australia and New Guinea!
11:58Yeah, I read its bird call sounds like laughter!
11:59Listen!
12:00Help!
12:01Hmm, sounds more like help to me!
12:02Yikes!
12:03Yikes!
12:04Yeah!
12:05Once again, the agility that is the mole frees himself from this plight of bondage!
12:06Hi!
12:07Oh, yeah!
12:08The mole must again return to the inner sanctum and strategize upon a new means of escape!
12:13Hey, mole, why...
12:14The name's the mole, definitely the mole!
12:15What a coincidence!
12:17Definitely the mole!
12:18The mole must again return to the inner sanctum and strategize upon a new means of escape!
12:34Hey, mole, why...
12:35...the name's the mole, definitely the mole!
12:37What a coincidence!
12:38Hey, uh, Mole, why?
12:39The name's The Mole. Definitely The Mole.
12:41What a coincidence. Definitely a coincidence.
12:44She's The Mole.
12:46But I don't think we're related.
12:48Why are you trying so hard to escape?
12:50Because my sentence is up next month.
12:52But won't you become free then?
12:53Are you mad? Of course not!
12:55Even when you serve your time, the memory of what you did is never forgotten,
12:58and people can have excellent memories.
13:00Trust us, we know how you feel.
13:03I mean, just look at them!
13:04They're still miserable!
13:06Emancipists who serve their time. A lot of time!
13:09But the New South Wales Corps won't let them have any rights.
13:12People here think, once a criminal, always a criminal.
13:15And it's very, very wrong.
13:17I see a pattern here.
13:19Begone, fleeced one!
13:21But fear not! The Mole has doubled his escape plans
13:26now that Captain Bly is coming to Australia.
13:28Aye, aye, Captain Bly!
13:30The Captain Bly?
13:32Yeah, of course he's now the governor of New South Wales.
13:35His ships will be arriving any minute in the harbour. He's very punctual.
13:39Can't see anything from this distance!
13:44Hey, buddy!
13:46Gah!
13:47Can you see if Bly's ship has arrived?
13:49Why, yes, that it has.
13:51Yeah? So where's the old tyrant now?
13:54Talking to you, lad.
13:56I am Captain Bly.
13:59Hmm.
14:04The misunderstood Captain Bly.
14:06Born in Britain in 1754, Bly bravely sailed to New Land.
14:11Yet he was a captain that nobody understood.
14:14After months on a tropical holiday, his crew didn't want to go back to work.
14:21Aye, we need a few more days on the beach we do.
14:24Bly's a hard one, he is.
14:26Yes, and I think he's going to run into a bit of trouble.
14:30So, in 1787, his crew mutinied, and Bly was set adrift in a tiny dinghy with 18 loyal sailors.
14:39As a testament to his expert seamanship, the misunderstood Captain Bly sailed to safety across the Pacific Ocean for over 3,000 miles.
14:48One courageous man, one dinghy, the misunderstood Captain Bly.
14:57Glad to meet you.
14:58Love your book.
15:06You know, it's bad enough to be branded for life because of detention.
15:09And now we have the real Captain Bly to answer to.
15:12Fear not! The mall has yet another plan which will befuddle the oppressor's intent on quenching the human spirit.
15:19Yeah, it's very befuddling.
15:21Nah.
15:22This time we'll come up with a plan.
15:26Here now.
15:28I've got me eye on you.
15:33Ah, this plan of yours has better be a good one.
15:36Oh!
15:42Get these crates on his ship.
15:48Now!
15:49Well, now see here, Mr. Humphrey.
16:03These emancipates have served their time.
16:06The New South Wales Corp cared order them about as if they're still prisoners.
16:10Me good, Captain Bly.
16:12Don't you know, once a criminal, always a criminal?
16:17You think maybe this guy is Dongle's ancestor?
16:20They sure think alike.
16:23How dare you disobey a direct order.
16:27I told you to set them free.
16:29And I mean free, Mr. Humphrey.
16:33Say, maybe this guy isn't so bad after all.
16:36Yeah, he seems fair enough.
16:38But we can't stick around to find out what happens.
16:42Quiet!
16:43You don't want to end up mutting, do you?
16:49Come on, Mole.
16:50It's the Mole, the Mole.
16:52But you are mere children.
16:54The Mole cannot be a part of that which is certain of failure.
16:57Never part of failure.
16:58Who's gonna fail?
16:59The Catapult launches the dinghy over the heads of the guards and into the open sea.
17:05If a dinghy worked for Bly, it will work for us.
17:09Hey, listen, Captain.
17:10You and all your poking's not gonna change anything around here.
17:14I am in charge of this island.
17:17Now that I can change.
17:25Looks like Bly's been munied again.
17:28Ship him back to England.
17:29He's me prisoner.
17:31You have no authority to do this, Mr. Humphrey.
17:41We've got to get out of here.
17:42Now!
17:47Okay, so, uh, we meant for it to do that.
17:58Yeah, the Mole has underestimated the minds of youth.
18:06You're welcome.
18:08Now is the Mole's finest hour.
18:09Time for the finest hour.
18:17That's gotta hurt.
18:26Do not fret for the fate of the Mole.
18:28For no eye has seen, no ear has heard the daring that is the Mole!
18:37Ah, I need that lizard.
18:39You need to stay off this island.
18:41You have not heard the last of Captain Bly!
19:01You know, detention was only gonna be for an hour.
19:04Your honor, in conclusion, I say, consider the lot of vile criminals such as these.
19:11They have done wrong, yes, that's true.
19:14But we didn't do anything.
19:17Yet once they have served their sentence, they should be free.
19:21Free to enjoy the rights granted by His Majesty to all British subjects.
19:25Free of any stigma that says, once they've been a criminal, they should always remain one.
19:32Hey, Stitch, when we get back to detention, let's scrap the back window plan.
19:38I'm with you. We'll go out the front. We've got nothing to be ashamed of.
19:42I appeal to you, Your Honor, to open hearings to examine the treatment of prisoners in New South Wales.
19:52We shall start an inquiry into this matter immediately, starting with these two misfits.
19:59So be it.
20:02Yay!
20:09Congratulations, Captain.
20:15Lasting change came to New South Wales because Captain Bly and others successfully fought for the rights of the freed prisoners.
20:22A decade later, constitutional change allowed freed prisoners to own their own land and businesses.
20:43The settlers finally noticed the large sheep population.
20:49And eventually, raising sheep becomes the most important business in Australia.
20:57So you're not, like, mad about that tyrant crack I made?
21:01Son, I've learned that I, too, often say things that I lay for a guess.
21:10But I never walked away before an adult was finished speaking!
21:14Oh, you're right!
21:26Set free twice in one day!
21:32Say, Lug, we're gonna get some doughnuts.
21:35Wanna come?
21:37Me?
21:38Why not? We're out of detention.
21:41So we're free to hang out together if we want.
21:43Oh, thanks.
21:45You know, no one's ever really asked to hang out with me before.
21:49Well, well, well.
21:51Don't go! Don't move!
21:54And exactly why can't I move, detention delinquent?
21:57You want me to join your loser club?
22:00There's a lizard on your shoulder.
22:05I'm not falling for that lizard trick twice in one day.
22:09Oh, get it off! Get it off!
22:11Mom, get it off!
22:13I'm done! Look what you're doing!
22:14I'm done on you!
22:16I think Don't go might be serving some time himself soon.
22:21Actually, he'd look good in stripes.
22:24Oh, no.
22:41The trouble with being a kid today is you grow up too quickly.
23:06There's just not enough time.
23:08Well, for some kids, that is.
23:14Where are we this time?
23:17Horrible histories!
23:18Wow!
23:20Horrible histories!
23:23Who wouldn't do that?
23:25A smart, hungry caveman.
23:27Good idea!
23:28Have any of you seen a girl about so tall, big, cartoony eyes?
23:33Oh, and you gotta go.
23:34You gotta go!
23:35And wait!
23:36Santa can't fight him anyway!
23:38Wow!
23:39Socrates rocks!
23:42Is that the Spanish Armada?
23:44Horrible histories!
23:47Horrible histories!
23:51Horrible histories!
23:52Well, Moe, what do you think about all this cool old stuff?
23:59We're history!
24:00We're history!
24:22Time to go to work.
24:24Wicked obstacle course, Ace Stitch!
24:26Three miles of grueling obstacles and wielding his terrain
24:29to grab a cloth flag and be the first team to bring it back home.
24:34It's a thing of beauty.
24:36Let's ace this race.
24:37Well, well, well.
24:39Stitch and Moe, my favourite runner-ups,
24:42here to watch me capture the flag and win first prize again.
24:46Ha!
24:47With all the gut-wrenching exercises I've been doing,
24:49we can't lose, Dongle.
24:51Woo-ah!
24:53Woo-ah!
24:55Cluck, cluck, cluck goes Mr Goose,
24:58counting one's chickens before they're hatched, are we?
25:01You've got your birds mixed up, Dongle.
25:04Do I?
25:06Well, no matter.
25:07While you've been wrenching your guts,
25:09I've been picking teammates.
25:11Have fun trying to compete with the leftover riffraff.
25:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
25:16Ta-ta!
25:17Don't worry, Stitch.
25:18There'll be plenty of able-bodied teammates left over.
25:22Twig Winter's reporting for duty.
25:26Plenty of teammates, huh?
25:28And we're on a setback.
25:30Twig, we're looking for a real obstacle-busting,
25:33flag-navigating buck-kicker.
25:35Know anyone?
25:35Yeah, my brother's door.
25:39Sounds like a pro.
25:41We'll take it.
25:42Hey, door, you're in.
25:47Hi-ya.
25:49Would you excuse me for a moment?
25:51Oh, Kate, now we're officially doomed.
25:56With the Winters Brothers slowing us down,
25:58Dongle's already won.
25:59Whoa, you're jumping to conclusions.
26:02How about giving the Winters Brothers a chance?
26:04Yeah, right.
26:06Yeah, right.
26:07Then let's visit history's toughest wilderness contest.
26:11Lewis and Clark's Voyage of Discovery,
26:14and you'll see who comes out the real winner.
26:15Forget winners.
26:28Let's talk pneumonia.
26:32Welcome to what will become North Dakota, USA.
26:36It's 1804, just a year after the Louisiana Purchase,
26:38at a time when herds of buffalo roamed the rugged Western Plains.
26:44It's also October.
26:45The weather's miserable,
26:46and you're stuck in the ice.
26:49You don't say.
26:51Could you tell us how long we're going to be here?
26:55How about you tell us when you're getting out of the boat
26:57and pushing with the rest of us?
27:03Aw, they're just cranky because of the weather.
27:05My name's Abe.
27:06Abe Townsend.
27:08I'm Stitch.
27:12And I'm Moe!
27:15Ah, you must be the new C.I.T.s, right?
27:18C.I.T.s?
27:20What's that?
27:21Cartoons in time?
27:22No!
27:23Corman in training, like me!
27:25We're going to go exploring,
27:26study plants and animals,
27:27survey the land,
27:28hunt woolly mammoths for President Jefferson,
27:30make coffee!
27:31You know, that'll be fun, I guess.
27:34Especially the...
27:35Wait, did he just say hunt woolly mammoths?
27:38Yes, Stitch.
27:39The West was so completely unknown and unexplored
27:42that woolly mammoths were just one of the things that explorers hoped to find.
27:47Turns out, there weren't any mammoths.
27:48ATTENTION!
27:50Excellent work, men.
27:53Exceptional, excelsior,
27:55especially in this extremely...
27:58Ah, get to the point, Clark.
28:00Sorry, I'm a big fan of X-words.
28:02Bad news, men.
28:03We're not going anywhere until the spring thaw.
28:06Abe, who are the two large and in-charge types?
28:12Well, brilliant Captain Lewis and brave Captain Clark
28:15are the leaders of this expedition
28:17and two of the finest men I have ever trained under.
28:21Yeah, we got that.
28:22And they are captains.
28:24Two captains.
28:25Okay.
28:27Anyone else want to jump in here?
28:29At your service, here you go.
28:31Back in 1803,
28:33President Thomas Jefferson appointed Captain Meriwether Lewis
28:36to explore the vast wilderness he had bought from French Emperor Napoleon,
28:40in other words, the Louisiana Purchase.
28:43Jefferson thought there was a water passage
28:45between the Atlantic and the Pacific Ocean
28:47and expected Lewis and Clark to find it,
28:51open it up to trade,
28:52and make America the richest nation on Earth.
28:56Lewis, a soldier and naturalist,
28:58was also assigned to record all the plants and animals they found,
29:02while William Clark,
29:03a surveyor who had experience with American Indian affairs,
29:06was assigned to make maps of the new land.
29:09They assembled 33 experienced men
29:12and called themselves the Core of Discovery.
29:15Wow!
29:16That's got to be one heck of an obstacle course.
29:19Mountains, rivers...
29:20Especially when they're frozen solid.
29:23Captains Lewis and Clark will use their uncanny abilities
29:26to lead us to shelter and food.
29:32More like use their uncanny abilities
29:34to get us frozen to death.
29:41Stitch,
29:42I want to think worse than freezing to death.
29:46Uh, an arrow through the heart?
29:49Not to worry.
29:50The braver-than-brave captains L and C
29:52will know just what to do.
29:55I got nothing, noob.
29:57Uh...
29:58We could always run like heck.
30:01Good point.
30:02You go first.
30:03Judging by all the dead animal parts hanging off him,
30:07I'd say he's the chief.
30:12We shall give you permission to cross
30:15in exchange for one of your small boats.
30:19For crying out loud, Lewis,
30:21give the good man a boat.
30:23We don't want to create an excruciating incident here.
30:26Uh, howdy-do, chief.
30:32Uh, I am Captain Lewis,
30:34and this is Captain Clark,
30:35uh, proud citizens of the United States.
30:38I am Chief Black Buffalo,
30:40and this is the country of the Mandan tribe.
30:44Welcome, red-head chief,
30:46and man with dog.
30:50And welcome to you, too, angry stomach.
30:53Come, join us for food.
30:55Hey, don't argue with the man.
30:58Let's chow it out.
31:07Interesting.
31:08Chief Black Buffalo says
31:10that the excessively obese dog
31:12that we just enjoyed for dinner
31:15is a mark of his great respect.
31:18Dog!
31:20I thought it was deer meat.
31:22Nope.
31:23Deer were used for other things than food.
31:25Their skins were used for building houses
31:27and for clothing.
31:29Yummy grilled dog was a delicacy,
31:31along with beaver tail,
31:32buffalo gut fried in bear oil,
31:34and, of course, salmon.
31:35But right now,
31:37with the streams frozen over,
31:39it's dog, dog, and more dog.
31:43Great news.
31:44The Mandans have decided
31:45that the core may stay the winter.
31:47An entire winter of dog meat?
31:50Here's to an early spring.
31:58Great news.
31:59The river's thawed.
32:00When Captain Clark finds a translator,
32:02we can continue our explorations.
32:05Translator?
32:06Doesn't Captain Clark already speak
32:08a lot of tribal languages?
32:10Yes, but there are many, many different dialects.
32:12As the core explores further west,
32:15it will need to communicate
32:16with a variety of American Indians.
32:19We'll help them pick the best person around
32:22for the team,
32:23like we should have done
32:24with capture the flag.
32:26Ho-ho!
32:26Spread some brillant toast!
32:28I'll win again!
32:32Maybe he could be the translator.
32:34Who dares disturb my concentration?
32:38Uh, the name's Stitch,
32:40but you can call me Angry Stomach.
32:43Oui, I have heard of you.
32:45And you must be the one they call
32:47girl with unusually round fists.
32:50And you are?
32:51Poisson Chauvenon,
32:53a Canadian who lives among the three,
32:55trades first, speaks their language,
32:57marries their women,
32:58and loves cheese.
33:01And over there is my newest wife.
33:04I want her fair and square.
33:06Saga Julia!
33:08He won his wife?
33:10That's disgusting!
33:12Disgusting, yes,
33:13but actually quite common for the time.
33:17Ooh, Sticky Moly Cheese!
33:19I can't believe I just missed that!
33:22Hey, man, it's all in the wrist.
33:24So, you wish to play against me, hmm?
33:28Sure, I'm game.
33:29Stink!
33:31It's okay, Moe,
33:32I can take this guy.
33:33So, uh, what are we playing for?
33:35Beaver pelts?
33:36Canoe?
33:36Are you a supply of freeze-dried butter substitute?
33:39No.
33:40You're a woman!
33:43Woman?
33:44Wait a minute.
33:45She's not my woman.
33:47You're not wrong!
33:49True.
33:50She won't be our woman for long.
33:52Oh, ho, ho!
33:53Now roll, anger-eth-stomach!
34:10Mr. Charbonneau, I've been sent to get...
34:12Oh, anger-eth-stomach wheeze!
34:20Let's get out of here, Moe.
34:25Uh, Charbonneau,
34:27Abe tells me you speak many tribal languages.
34:30Will you join our expedition to the Pacific Ocean?
34:33If you don't mess with my fur trading or my cheese,
34:37then I say...
34:38OKAY!
34:39Great!
34:40We leave it done tomorrow.
34:42My family and I will meet you at the riverbed.
34:45You're bringing your family?
34:47I'm sorry, but I can't imagine either of them would be of any use to us
34:51or even be able to survive our trip.
34:55Au contraire!
34:56Sacagawea knows more languages than I do,
34:59and if any hostile tribe see a woman with a child,
35:02they'll know we are not a threat to them.
35:04That could be very helpful.
35:07Excuse me!
35:08I must strongly protest!
35:11Well, if Sacagawea does not go,
35:14Charbonneau does not go!
35:17May I be the first to express an exuberant welcome aboard, fellow explorer?
35:24This could be a big mistake.
35:27He's right.
35:27It's just like our problem with the Winters brothers.
35:30Stitch!
35:31Maybe we shouldn't rush to make any judgements about Sacagawea.
35:35Good for you, Moe.
35:36You're catching on.
35:37Yep.
35:38Not to mention us girls have got to stick together.
35:41Hi!
35:42I'm Moe!
35:43I am Sacagawea.
35:45And this is Jean-Baptiste.
35:47Wifey!
35:47Wash out my fur boots and get the rest of our gear packed.
35:51We're leaving in the morning.
35:54They're so out of order.
35:57Ahem!
36:03Charbonneau has advised me that this is an excellent place for exploration.
36:08We will go ashore for hunting and observing some wildlife,
36:12so move it, move it, move it!
36:14Exclamation point!
36:15Ah, didn't you hear, dear girl?
36:22I gave the move-out command!
36:25Captain Clark, this area is dangerous.
36:28This track of a great bear is still fresh.
36:31We are in danger.
36:33Ah, don't worry, little lady.
36:35We have the finest and expensive weapons
36:38and are more than qualified to take on
36:40the most ferocious of extreme creatures.
36:52Keep it up, men!
36:54We must collect those strange specimens for President Jefferson!
36:58You are doing nothing more than scaring the prairie dogs.
37:05Not to worry.
37:06There is only one way to get them.
37:08We will drown them out!
37:09Are you sure?
37:10As sure as I know my name is Poisson Charbonneau.
37:23Nono, this is how you do it.
37:27Petit chien.
37:28Petit chien.
37:35Excellent, little lady.
37:36I expect maybe we could learn a thing or two from your...
37:42Expertise!
37:43So, now will Redhead Chief listen to me about the bear tracks?
37:48Not necessary.
37:49As I already told you, the core of Discovery has nothing to fear.
37:54That's a relief.
37:56Otherwise I'd be a bit antsy about that giant bear.
37:59What?
38:00Giant bear?
38:01Oh, that one.
38:02Standing right behind you.
38:06Fire!
38:10Fire!
38:23Well, that was executed exactly as expected.
38:28Another sample of the vast wildlife that lives in this part.
38:32Fire!
38:33Fire!
38:33Fire!
38:33Fire!
38:33Fire!
38:33Fire!
38:33Fire!
38:33Fire!
38:33Fire!
38:34Fire!
38:34Fire!
38:34Fire!
38:34Fire!
38:35Fire!
38:35Fire!
38:35Fire!
38:35Fire!
38:35Fire!
38:36Fire!
38:37Fire!
38:38Fire!
38:39Boy, that sure didn't work.
38:40Can you give us any handy advice?
38:42Well, I guess I happen to know quite a bit about bears.
38:46So... how about an answer?
38:48Now?
38:49Well, American Indians knew that grizzly bears were so fierce that they would never hunt them
38:53in groups of less than six.
38:58Anything else?
38:58Just this little tit-bit.
39:00Run!
39:02The brown bear or grizzly is one of the toughest creatures on the planet.
39:05It's been recorded that the Corps had to fire 10 musket balls before they were able to stop
39:11one grizzly bear.
39:14Well, President Jefferson will be pleased with our latest discovery.
39:20Yes, we must bring back the extraordinary, exotic new species of bear.
39:26Oh, yeah, about that bear.
39:31Lewis and Clark's grizzly was dissected for scientific study.
39:34It measured eight feet seven and a half inches from nose to toes.
39:38The entire body weighed well over 500 pounds with a heart bigger than a bowling ball
39:43and razor-sharp claws close to five inches in length.
39:48Yes, indeed, the North American grizzly bear won lean, mean, killing machine
39:52and it joined 120 new animals discovered on the expedition.
39:57The producers would like you to know that no cartoon animals were harmed in the making of this show.
40:04You've been a great help, Sacagawea. Keep it up and we might make you a full-fledged member of the expedition.
40:14Of course, a good wife is but a reflection of her husband.
40:18Is this guy kidding? She did everything by herself!
40:22I say, Charbonneau, which way?
40:28Sacagawea says go right.
40:32I say we go left.
40:35If the leader says left, we go left.
40:38Yes, not to worry.
40:40See, what did I tell you?
40:46Gee, I guess Charbonneau knows what he's doing.
40:49Killer rapids ahead!
40:53Or maybe not.
40:55It's moments like this that I wonder why do we time travel.
41:00It's not so bad, Moe. It's kind of relaxing.
41:03Now being sacrificed by the Aztecs, that was scary.
41:06Right, but my point is...
41:08Oh, when the Romans fed us to the bear. Scary plus.
41:11Yeah, I know, but...
41:13Or that time the world was overrun by apes who enslaved all the humans and...
41:16Stitch! I'm trying to find a parallel to our situation with Nongol.
41:20Uh, Moe. Maybe now would be a better time to find a life jacket.
41:31I meant to say go right!
41:43Help! I cannot swim!
41:50Oh, our research papers for the president...
41:55They were invaluable.
41:59Do you mean these papers?
42:01You have saved them!
42:03Today you are a real member of our team.
42:06And this waterway shall be named Sacagawea's River in your honor.
42:11Well, the river has come to an end.
42:17And that leaves us with mountains and...
42:19More mountains.
42:20Let us face the truth.
42:21President Jefferson was wrong.
42:23There is no waterway to the Pacific Ocean.
42:26Not to worry.
42:27I, Toussaint Charbonneau, will lead you to the ocean.
42:31And we're finished listening to you.
42:33But as for Sacagawea...
42:35Yes, Redhead Chief?
42:37Could you lead us to the Pacific Ocean?
42:42This is it, you two.
42:44A pivotal moment in history.
42:52Sacagawea recognizes Beaver Head Rock.
42:55This is where I grew up.
42:56This way to the ocean!
42:58And so...
43:00Sacagawea leads the expedition through the wilderness to complete the final leg of their over 4,000 mile journey.
43:09Halt!
43:10Men!
43:11Exhale!
43:12This has been an exhaustive exertion and excellent experience!
43:18Enough with the excess already!
43:21Oh!
43:22Okay.
43:23Lead on, Sacagawea!
43:25We've got an ocean to explo-
43:28Oh, fine.
43:29Look!
43:30Everyone!
43:31There it is!
43:32Would you take a look at that?
43:37Oh, the joy!
43:38We owe everything to you, Sacagawea.
43:42And to think you almost didn't make it onto the team.
43:46That's a mistake we won't make again.
43:49We have two canoes left to carry the first lucky few downriver to the ocean.
43:54Sacagawea, we want you to be part of the first group.
43:58I would be honored.
44:01Instead of breaking her spirit, Sacagawea's hardships contributed to her courage and strength,
44:08earning Lewis and Clark's respect and admiration.
44:11For her amazing achievements, her picture graces the US gold dollar coin.
44:16Come on!
44:17Let's go get our team together and capture the flag!
44:20That's what I wanted to hear!
44:22Talk about the longest warm up in history!
44:25Ma'am, we've learned?
44:27There's nothing like good old fashioned teamwork!
44:30And?
44:31You shouldn't underestimate a person's hidden talents and abilities.
44:35And?
44:36Oh, sorry.
44:37It's next week you learn about decapitation in ancient Samaria.
44:40Decapitation?
44:41Decapitation?
44:42Decapitation?
44:43Gotcha!
44:44Now, go win the challenge already, will ya?
44:47Which way back, Stitch?
44:48It's me.
44:49We're lost.
44:50Maybe not.
44:51Excuse me, Twig.
44:52Either you or four know the way back.
44:53Actually, our dad takes us camping out here all the time.
44:58That's Squirrel Head Rock and the finish line is just beyond those trees.
45:03Lead the way!
45:04Alright!
45:05We've never gotten to lead anything before.
45:06Do you think we'll beat Donald back?
45:07Either way, Stitch.
45:08I think we've already won.
45:09Either way, Stitch, we've already won.
45:21We've never gotten a lead ANYTHING before!
45:24Do you think we'll beat Donald back?
45:26Either way, Stitch. I think we've already won.
45:51We've never won.
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