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00:01The trouble with being a kid today is you grow up too quickly.
00:04There's just not enough time.
00:06Well, for some kids, that is.
00:13Where are we this time?
00:15Horrible Histories!
00:17Wow!
00:18Horrible Histories!
00:21Who wouldn't do that?
00:23A smart, hungry caveman. Good idea.
00:26Have any of you seen a girl about so tall?
00:29Big, cartoony eyes?
00:31Oh, and you gotta go.
00:32You gotta go!
00:34And Wes, Stater can't find him anyway!
00:36Wow! Socrates rocks!
00:39Is that the Spanish Armada?
00:42Horrible Histories!
00:44Horrible Histories!
00:47Horrible Histories!
00:50Well, Mo, what do you think about all this cool old stuff?
00:56We're history!
00:58Pooh Ploons here!
00:59Interesting!
01:00Oh!
01:01Horrible Histories!
01:02Ah!
01:07Meow!
01:08Meow!
01:09Meow!
01:10Meow!
01:11Meow!
01:12Meow!
01:13Meow!
01:14Meow!
01:15Meow!
01:16Meow!
01:17Meow!
01:20Meow!
01:21Meow!
01:22Meow!
01:23Meow!
01:24Yee-haw! Ha-ha! Perfect! Yes! Yes! Perfect!
01:29Hey, Mo, get a lot of Stevie.
01:32What is he doing?
01:35Painting, I guess.
01:37Either that or...
01:38Well, well, well.
01:40Great. Now I can't think of anything funny to say.
01:44Ooh, what have the Rembrandt rejects created?
01:47Ooh, painting an albino polar bear caught in a snowstorm, I see.
01:54And sculpting a flower, perhaps?
01:59We're waiting for inspiration, okay?
02:01Eba! Who needs inspiration?
02:04Any old thing will get you a good grade in this class.
02:08Ha-ha! But that's not art!
02:11Who cares? Tick, tick, tick goes Mr. Clark.
02:14I'll be done long before you losers and get to recess before anyone else.
02:19Ta-ta!
02:24Maybe Dongle's right.
02:27Yeah, let's just slap something together and call it a day.
02:30Yee-haw! Ha-ha!
02:33Ha!
02:34But you know, I think Stevie would be excited no matter what he was creating.
02:38Yes, you two should be more sanguine about art.
02:40It can be inspirational, emotional, personal, elusive...
02:47Wait, wait!
02:48First you've got to be understandable.
02:51Sorry, I just bought a new thesaurus.
02:53How about this?
02:54Throughout all time, art has meant different things to different people.
02:58Allow me to elucidate.
03:00Explain.
03:01Excuse me!
03:18Just a moment, Mo.
03:19Welcome to Italy, 1508.
03:23It's the Renaissance, when table forks are first being used and platform shoes are becoming popular in Venice.
03:30They were practical for when the streets flooded, but not quite comfortable.
03:33Yeah, tell us about uncomfortable.
03:39Oh, sorry about that.
03:40I, uh, kind of miscalculated your angle of entry.
03:53Thanks.
03:54Being able to breathe is much better.
03:56If this is Italy, where are all the gondolas?
03:59The Pope?
04:00The pizza shops.
04:02Ah, as long as Roberto, you are here!
04:07Sorry, pal, but the name's Stitch.
04:09Of course you are not Roberto.
04:12This is my Roberto!
04:15It almost looks like he's talking about the rock, Stitch.
04:18Of course I am!
04:19And this one's a markle.
04:21I must name every stone that I am going to work with,
04:23for I am Wannerati and I carve stone!
04:26Aha!
04:29I don't know what this has to do with art,
04:31but I say we get away from Mr. Warm and Fuzzy and his two friends as quickly as possible.
04:36I'm with you, Stitcher.
04:38Over there.
04:38Yep, the farther we get away from here, but...
04:43Moe?
04:45Moe?
04:46Moe?
04:46You got a fever or something?
04:49Oh, where is that?
04:51Uh, Stitch?
04:52Only time will cure what she's got.
04:55Come, Guido!
04:56Help me, little Roberto!
04:57Ah, his name is Guido!
05:01Oh, that's so cute!
05:07What's the matter, Moe?
05:08Were you off on a little vacation or something?
05:10Oh, no.
05:12I'm just fine, Stitch.
05:14In fact, everything's wonderful.
05:17Then let's get out of this rock pile and find out what we're supposed to learn about art.
05:22Leaf!
05:22Oh, no!
05:24I'm staying right here.
05:29Oh, this is a disaster!
05:32How am I supposed to work under these conditions?
05:34And I know how I can get us a couple of jobs.
05:42Mr. Bonerati!
05:44What?
05:45Who's a-talking on my tunic?
05:47Uh, my assistant, Stitch, and I also have a great love for, um, rocks.
05:52We were wondering if you might need a couple more assistants.
05:57Oh, Guido, we've got more help.
05:59Here, lend a hand with Roberto.
06:05Look out, Moe!
06:10The work she will be hard, but you will learn much.
06:14Great.
06:15We travel almost 500 years to learn about how to get a hernia.
06:19When do we learn about art?
06:22Moe, look!
06:26I wonder what's going on?
06:27Where have you two been?
06:29Under a rock?
06:30Actually, a half an hour ago, we were inside one.
06:33This is the Renaissance.
06:35Art is everywhere, and architecture is even more everywhere.
06:39A very rich art lover, Dimerici, is having a big contest to see which architect will build the new state house.
06:48I'm partial to contest number one.
06:51Nice use of columns.
06:52Very Greek.
06:54But then again, contest number two is energetically inventive.
06:58I have chosen the winner.
07:05Oh, I most certainly agree.
07:07Number three was always my favorite.
07:09Wow.
07:10Those other two guys didn't get anything.
07:13Oh, that worked for nothing.
07:14Yeah, just like doing a book report and having some bully flush it down a toilet.
07:19Then he and all his friends get together and make you sing while wearing rubber boots and a tutu.
07:23Not that that ever happened to me.
07:24No, no, no.
07:25What's important is the sheer joy the artists have in designing their models.
07:30He's right, you know.
07:31The Renaissance was the first time artists were truly able to express themselves.
07:37There will be other contests and other rich patrons.
07:39Wow, look at all these painters.
07:44Hey, Stevie would fit right in with all these guys.
07:47Look, look.
07:47You have got to see this.
07:49Isn't he magnificent?
07:56You're telling me.
07:59Okay, what am I missing?
08:01My masterpiece.
08:03And imagine, I was only 26 when I carved it.
08:06What a talented guy I am.
08:08But, but, but, but, that's Michelangelo's statue of David.
08:21Oh, and here I thought you young people knew nothing about the beauty and majesty of art.
08:26No, this guy is Michelangelo.
08:29That's right, Stitch.
08:30His full name is Michelangelo Buenarroti.
08:34Do you hear violins?
08:35Do you have any idea how famous this statue is going to be someday?
08:43How many people around the world are going to admire it?
08:45Of course I know.
08:47Mind you, it was meant to stand on the top of a cathedral.
08:49But I convinced the town leaders it should be in the middle of the town where everyone could appreciate it.
08:55Man, you sure do love your work.
08:58Just like Stevie, right, Mo?
09:00Mo, there you go again.
09:03Snap out of it.
09:04This is why we're here.
09:05We're assisting Michelangelo.
09:06The Michelangelo.
09:08And I bet it's not so we can learn paint by numbers.
09:10Ah, the statue.
09:12It looks like a Greek god, doesn't it?
09:14That's very observant, Mo.
09:16Renaissance means rebirth in Italian.
09:19And from the years 1400 to 1550, all the classic styles of art were created again in Italy.
09:27Long forgotten Greek and Roman classics were updated and once again admired.
09:32Newly created Greek and Roman style artwork that snapped up faster than it could hit the shelves.
09:39Yes, during the Renaissance in Italy, classical art is suddenly new again.
09:48And Greta, I mean David, looks so lifelike.
09:54Yeah, how'd you carve a piece of marble to look so alive?
09:58It wasn't easy, believe me.
10:00Perhaps I will show you someday.
10:04Cut, my assistant.
10:05Time to stop admiring past work, even if it is brilliant, and to start creating tomorrow's masterpieces.
10:12You know, because of you, my fingers are getting all pruney.
10:18Come on, Stitch. It's not that bad.
10:21Oh, yeah? We came here to figure out the meaning of art.
10:24I met Guido.
10:26Right, but so far, all we've done is hauled around some rocks.
10:29I met Guido.
10:31Right, and cleaned some crummy old carving tools.
10:33I met.
10:34Hey, new assistants!
10:37Do you want to see how I make the statue seem so lifelike?
10:40This is it, Moe. This is where we learn it all.
10:47What do you see when you look at this slab of marble?
10:50Uh, a rock?
10:51I know, a really big rock.
10:53No, for me, I see someone inside, and I am going to free that figure from the rock with my chisel.
11:02Because I see a man named Roberto.
11:06And I see.
11:15And I see.
11:16Yes, I, a curve. Roberto will present himself to me.
11:26First an arm, then a leg.
11:30As you can see, my friends, art is even in rocks.
11:33All you need do is look with your heart, with your soul.
11:36Now, where are my brushes?
11:38All right, our chance to find out what the big deal is about art.
11:42This is a disaster!
11:49Assistance!
11:50These brushes, they are no good!
11:53They will scratch my Roberto!
11:56Guido, get some new ones, and take one of the assistants.
12:00Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
12:04Take the skinny boy, I see.
12:06Be sure to get the brushes from Sophia.
12:09Oh, prego, master.
12:12Sophia, huh?
12:16Sophia, huh?
12:18If you ask me, I think Sophia's place should be a little closer to town.
12:22Oh, yeah.
12:23But no one could stand on the smell, man.
12:26What smell?
12:27Sorry, I asked.
12:28Oh, man, you've got to be kidding me.
12:38No kidding, Stitch.
12:39It was common practice for Renaissance artists to tie together bunches of hair bristles from white pigs.
12:45How did you do that?
12:46Oh, I don't know.
12:47For some reason, Sophia's always been all gentle around me.
12:57Oh, here they go again.
12:58Do you hear violins?
13:00It is your turn, my friend.
13:02The master needs more bristles.
13:04Sure, okay.
13:05I can do this.
13:09Nice, Sophia.
13:11Pretty piggy.
13:13That wasn't so hard.
13:17Whoa!
13:24Mega-defa, said Guido.
13:26Ah, he's so wonderful.
13:30Aren't they the most beautiful brushes you've ever seen, Stitch?
13:34Uh, hello?
13:36What about me?
13:37Hey, it looks a great, doesn't it?
13:45Ah, just dreamy, Michelangelo.
13:49Ahem.
13:49His holiness, Pope Julius II, has a message from Michelangelo.
13:57The Pope has a job for you.
14:00You must come to Rome.
14:01Oh, that is very kind of his holiness, but I am busy carving his tomb.
14:07His holiness finds that all too depressing.
14:10He is in a much happier mood now and has got a brand new job for you.
14:14Then I will gratefully carve whatever his holiness wishes, just to name it.
14:21Michelangelo, it will be the greatest masterpiece you have ever painted.
14:25You said painted.
14:26I heard it.
14:27Paint the end?
14:29I am a sculptor.
14:30Art comes from love, and I, Michelangelo, do not love to paint.
14:34If he doesn't feel it, he can't do it, you know?
14:39Michelangelo will paint the Sistine Chapel and dance sparkle.
14:44No, I will not.
14:47Will too.
14:48No, I will not.
14:51Will too.
14:52No, I will not.
14:55Will too.
14:56Never, never, never.
14:59Will too.
15:00I don't want to do it.
15:08They cannot make me paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
15:12But, Master, the Pope offered you the biggest commission in history.
15:17He did?
15:17I didn't hear that.
15:19Well, at that point, you were holding your breath and turning blue.
15:22Hey, are we talking a lot of money here?
15:26Sure are, Moe.
15:26Besides making art available for people all over the world, the Renaissance turned artists
15:31into very important and very rich celebrities.
15:38Unlike the Middle Ages, when artists were considered unimportant and had to work for peanuts,
15:43during the Renaissance, artists such as Masaccio were paid a small fortune by patrons or friends
15:49of the arts.
15:50The rich guys appreciated art so much, they paid great sums to Botticelli to decorate their
15:57homes, and Raphael to adorn their places of work and worship, and Leonardo da Vinci to paint
16:05their relatives.
16:06You know, Skeet, I've never thought about art like this before.
16:22Me either, Moe.
16:23You know, Pakist.
16:24Wow.
16:25The Sistine Chapel.
16:27Michelangelo's just got to get in the swing of things here.
16:31Uh, Mr. Michelangelo.
16:36Inspiration.
16:36I have been so blind.
16:38I see it.
16:39Guido, my brushes.
16:40Bring me my brushes.
16:42In the morning, we build the scaffolding.
16:46Yes!
16:50To think, in a few minutes Guido will have this plaster.
17:02Here you go again, Moe. Come on, snap at him.
17:11Enough of plaster. I must start applying the drawing.
17:16Eww!
17:22That looks like a cartoon.
17:25Good choice of words, Stitch.
17:28The process Michelangelo used to transfer his early sketches directly onto the wet plaster using charcoal is called cartooning.
17:37Cool.
17:40The body, the pose, it's all wrong. I need to do more research.
17:44Assistance!
17:46Field trip!
17:52Come on, Guido! Who else is coming with us?
17:55Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
17:58I'll go. Moe still doesn't look like she's feeling alright.
18:04No need to thank me, buddy. I know you'd do the same for me.
18:08What kind of creepy field trip is this anyway?
18:13Eww!
18:14Hope Lorenzo has given me special permission to study the structure of these human bodies.
18:18Go ahead. Pull his finger. See what happens.
18:26Okay, but I haven't done this since elementary school.
18:30Stop right there! Don't move!
18:31It is perfection itself!
18:32When will it be done?
18:33What do you think? When I'm finished?
18:36I saw that, Michelangelo. I'm going to tell the Pope on you.
18:46This is a disaster! I need more paint! Assistant! Bring me more burnt sienna! Quick, while I have this inspiration!
18:59Oh, not me. The Master has not bathed in several weeks. You go.
19:02Well, it's not going to be me.
19:04Let's draw bristles. The shortest one goes up with the paint.
19:07Phew!
19:09Eww!
19:10Eww!
19:11Eww!
19:12Eww!
19:13Eww!
19:14Eww!
19:15Eww!
19:16Eww!
19:17Eww!
19:18Eww!
19:19Eww!
19:20Eww!
19:21Eww!
19:22Eww!
19:23Eww!
19:24Eww!
19:25Eww!
19:26Eww!
19:27Eww!
19:28Eww!
19:29Eww!
19:30That's a tie! Let's go again, more!
19:32Why don't we go up together, Greedo? Just you and me!
19:36Oh, forget it, Amanda! I'd rather try my luck with the bristles again!
19:40I'll go with you, buddy!
19:42Come on, Michelangelo needs his paint!
19:45Ah, okay!
19:50Wow!
19:51Would you look at that!
19:53Is a pretty good, eh?
19:56For someone who hates painting, this ain't half bad!
19:59Hey!
20:00The great Michelangelo changed his mind!
20:03It's a loud, see?
20:04I saw a way to paint the figures in such a way to look three-dimensional!
20:09Just like a sculpture!
20:11It's so beautiful!
20:13So inspirational!
20:16Ooh!
20:17I've been immortalized for all time, and to all people!
20:22This means I've gotta bring my parents to Italy so they can take pictures and stuff!
20:29Michelangelo really loves what he's doing, doesn't he?
20:33Yeah, it's the doing that makes it so important to me!
20:37Yeah!
20:38So that's what you mean by inspiration!
20:42Now you're getting the hang of it!
20:44Let's get you two out of here!
20:46Wait!
20:47Wait!
20:48Wait!
20:49I gotta say goodbye to someone!
20:51Guido!
20:52I've been meaning to tell you this!
20:57Bella!
20:58Guido!
20:59Okay, Stitch!
21:00Now I'm ready to go home!
21:01Stitch!
21:02Stitch!
21:03Stitch!
21:04What's wrong with you?
21:05When we get home, you're going to the doctor!
21:06Anyone else here, Violins?
21:07Ahem!
21:08His Holiness wishes to know when it is going to be ready, Michelangelo!
21:12When I'm done!
21:13Oh!
21:14My portrait!
21:15You've replaced my face!
21:16positively making two villains!
21:17Yay!
21:18Yeah!
21:19I had another inspiration!
21:20We're ready to go now!
21:22We're ready now!
21:23Go now!
21:25Yeah!
21:26Come now!
21:28Kr ambos!
21:29Come now!
21:30Whoa!
21:31Who are you!
21:34He's making Amm!
21:35Thing is selling!
21:37Come now!
21:38Give Yeah!
21:39Above the菜 Guide in its�,
21:39you'll miss it!
21:41They're � Attorney!
21:42Yeah!
21:43Bye!
21:44Bye!
21:44If I don't feel it, I can't do it.
21:52You got that right, Stitch!
21:57Oh, you called that inspirational?
22:00Darren, a world without art is like lunch without mystery meat.
22:07It's true. It's very true.
22:09Oh, all right, but do you really think that's going to look good on the wall?
22:14Nope, but it's going to look great up here.
22:44The trouble with being a kid today is you grow up too quickly.
23:06There's just not enough time.
23:08Well, for some kids, that is.
23:09Where are we this time?
23:16Horrible Histories.
23:18Wow!
23:20Horrible Histories.
23:23Who wouldn't do that?
23:25A smart, hungry caveman. Good idea.
23:28Have any of you seen a girl about so tall, big, cartoony eyes?
23:32Oh, and you gotta go.
23:34You gotta go.
23:35And where's Stata? I can't find him anywhere.
23:38Wow! Socrates rocks!
23:41Is that the Spanish Armada?
23:44Horrible Histories.
23:47Horrible Histories.
23:50Horrible Histories.
23:55Well, Mo, what do you think about all this cool old stuff?
23:58We're Histories!
24:00Yes, yes, that's it.
24:17Now just a few more seconds.
24:20Confound you, rodent!
24:28I will have immortalized you!
24:31What's all the fuss, Picasso?
24:33Oh, what do you mean?
24:35The objective of the Earth Day poster contest is very clear.
24:38To capture the beauty of nature.
24:41Well, my nature just ran out of a tree!
24:45Don't sweat it, Dongle.
24:46You can't beat us anyway.
24:50What?
24:51All you drew is a sick-looking flower.
24:55How can you possibly win?
24:57Because Mo's horoscope said that she would have great success today.
25:01Plus, on the way here, I found a four-leaf clover.
25:04The signs are clear.
25:05We were meant to win this poster contest.
25:08We can't lose.
25:09They'll throw away that chance at winning, and I will emerge victorious!
25:17Oh, yes, well, I see.
25:18That makes perfect sense.
25:19You obviously haven't won.
25:20Goodbye!
25:23Huh?
25:23I never thought I'd see the day when Dongle got a clue.
25:27Don't you think it's a bit risky, staking the poster competition on superstition?
25:32Well, come on, man.
25:33The four-leaf clover, Mo's horoscope, the signs are all there.
25:37You lads need a large order of reality.
25:40I'm going to let you see how superstition pays off from the greatest finger-crossers of them all.
25:44The Aztecs of ancient Mexico.
25:47We're in some kind of blue-a-white!
26:06Yeah, and it's rush hour.
26:08Oh!
26:12Talk about needing a commuter lane.
26:15Where are we, anyway?
26:17Mexico, the year 1520.
26:30Well, let's hope these Aztecs don't have fashion police.
26:34Janey, you too.
26:36I take you to explore ancient worlds, and all I ever get is wine, wine, wine.
26:41Sorry, we have no wine.
26:43How about tasty fermented cactus?
26:45Sis, luckiest drink in all of Tenochtitlan.
26:48What land?
26:50Tenochtitlan, Aztec capital city.
26:52Oh, you must be from out of town.
26:55You come.
26:56Meza will show you around.
26:58Ah, what did you say your name was?
27:00Meza.
27:01Full name, Mezupamacuatishim.
27:04What does that mean?
27:06It means, the one who has long name.
27:09Come on and be careful.
27:11It's market day.
27:12You get run over.
27:15Wow, pretty impressive.
27:17Yeah, I didn't expect to see anything this advanced.
27:21A common misconception.
27:24The Aztec empire spanned Central America with 11 million subjects in 500 towns.
27:30Tenochtitlan was on a man-made island in the middle of a lake.
27:35It had a system of canals to give canoes access to the city.
27:39It had at least 100,000 inhabitants.
27:42Over twice the population of any European city at that time.
27:45And they even had public toilets.
27:53Yes, it's all part of that crazy, crazy Aztec town of Tenochtitlan, the city that never sinks.
28:13Nice hands, Mo.
28:14Oh, lucky sign for sure.
28:17It means we should go to ball game today.
28:19Ball game?
28:21We're there.
28:35Wow, check out the hoops, Mo.
28:37Whoa, that's one for our side, matey.
28:40Yeah, but if Yucatan's ball now, teams must score without grabbing ball.
28:48Meza, what's the game anyway?
28:50It's called Pakatok.
28:52Pakatok?
28:52That sounds so cute.
28:54Whoa!
28:55Whoa!
28:56Ow!
28:57Foul!
28:58Come on, Rip!
28:59It was fouled!
29:01It wasn't a foul, it was surgery.
29:03Ha ha ha, relax.
29:04This is not so rough compared to some games I've seen.
29:09Oh, man, our side's getting spanked.
29:20What do you expect?
29:22All their players are in intensive care.
29:24Hey, that's dirty play, buddy.
29:26Stitch, spank to me!
29:31Ah!
29:40These goons don't realize they're messing with two-on-two champions.
29:44Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
29:46Yeah, let's show them how we do it in the 21st century.
29:49Now, we gotta bail.
30:13And we're the only ones left on the team.
30:14And these guys are out of blood.
30:16Don't worry, Stitch.
30:17Remember my horoscope said I would succeed today?
30:20And you've got your four-leaf clover.
30:22Oh, yeah.
30:23What was I thinking?
30:24If these guys want to play rough, let's give them a taste of the old pigskin.
30:28It's time for one of our famous plays.
30:31Buttonhook Bomb!
30:33Got it!
30:47Uh-oh, Mo.
31:04I can't find my clover.
31:05Yeah.
31:06And I just realized that horoscope of mine won't be valid for another 500 years!
31:10Hold!
31:19Kneel in the presence of his majesty!
31:29Is that the king?
31:30Either that or a really lame showgirl.
31:32The great Montezuma is most impressed with the skill of the pale ones.
31:37Your speed and cunning has brought us victory after many sad defeats.
31:42I mean, last year I could understand.
31:43We lost a couple of strong veteran players early in the season.
31:46But we played hard and had a shot at the Nationals.
31:49But this year, Tenochtitlan's gonna go all the way, baby!
31:52Oh, uh, yes.
31:58The great Montezuma bestows upon you the greatest honor that can be given to an Aztec.
32:05Oh, this is it, Stitch!
32:07We're cashing in!
32:08Yeah, what do you think?
32:09We get sandal endorsements?
32:11Maybe we'll have our pictures carved in the pocket-tock Hall of Fame.
32:14No, you will have your hearts cut out on the sacrificial altar.
32:19I'd have settled for a decorative flag.
32:22He says hearts cut out like it's a good thing!
32:29Yeah, what's the story on that?
32:30The Aztecs made human sacrifices to their god, Nanahuatzin, every day.
32:35It was considered a privilege to be chosen.
32:38Ritual execution is a privilege?
32:40What do they give you for punishment around here?
32:42A foot massage?
32:44I think it's time for another one of our famous plays.
32:46Run for our lives!
32:47Hit it!
32:52The guards are hot on our tails, Moe.
33:04Turkeys!
33:04Well, I was gonna call them big stupid...
33:07No, come on!
33:14It worked!
33:14They didn't even notice!
33:16I know, and I'm trying not to take offense.
33:22Psst!
33:23Come on!
33:23Meza, you saved us!
33:29Yeah, thank you from the bottom of my still-functioning heart.
33:33Well, it was my fault anyway.
33:36I forgot to tell you not to win at Pack-a-Talk.
33:39These days, everyone who does good at something gets sacrificed.
33:43What's the deal with the sacrifice in any way?
33:45No more talking.
33:47Guards all around.
33:48You just sit there in corn.
33:51Corn, very good luck.
33:53Ugh, I can't stand corn.
33:55It's so gross and bubbly, and these husks are chafing my sunburn.
33:59Would you rather hide in one of those boats?
34:02What's that stuff?
34:03Manure, to fertilize the fields.
34:06Corn.
34:07Corn is good.
34:08Montezuma may send soldiers looking for you.
34:13But as long as you don't attract attention, you'll be okay in Meza's village.
34:18Wow, we can't thank you enough for helping us out there, Meza.
34:21Yeah, I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure heart removal can be harmful to your health.
34:25Ah! Giant birds!
34:27Don't take me! I'm not a worm. I'm just skinny.
34:31Ha ha ha ha ha! Not giant birds. Volador ritual.
34:35What?
34:35Volador. Four men dressed like eagles swing around pole 13 times.
34:39And the logical purpose of that would be...
34:42It'd add up to lucky number 52, of course.
34:45But why do that?
34:47For the same reason Montezuma sacrificed people at Great Temple.
34:50And that would be...
34:52Ugh, why else, silly?
34:55To make the sun move across the sky.
34:58Ah, maybe you lads could use a little background here.
35:00According to Aztec legend, the ancient gods met at Teotihuacan, or Place of the Gods.
35:10It was completely dark there, and the gods wanted a sun.
35:14But everybody knows the only way to make a sun is for a god to set himself on fire.
35:18So Nanahuatzin, a wise and groovy god, leaped into the fire.
35:23Ah, don't try this at home, kids.
35:25And became the sun.
35:27Everything seemed hunky-dory, but the sun didn't move.
35:30Nanahuatzin told them that before he would move across the sky,
35:34the rest of the gods had to give their lives, too.
35:37So, the gods went to Cuesalcoate, the feathered snake god,
35:41and had their hearts ripped out.
35:52The early Aztecs decided that if the gods had to give their hearts to move the sun,
35:57then humans should do the same.
35:58And that's why they believed in human sacrifice.
36:04That's ridiculous!
36:11The sun doesn't even move!
36:13The earth moves around it!
36:15It's basic science!
36:16Don't mention that word!
36:19Rubbishing ancient religions is a time travel no-no.
36:22Basic science?
36:24No, no!
36:25I said, uh, basic...
36:28Giants!
36:28I thought it was the giants that threw the sun across the sky.
36:32No, no!
36:34All giants died in flood that came after the first age.
36:38Jeez!
36:39Didn't you guys go to school?
36:42I don't get it, Meza.
36:43If it's so vital to keep the sun moving,
36:45why didn't you turn us into those guards?
36:48Because sacrificing you two is a mistake.
36:51You ran away at the arena.
36:53So obviously you don't have courageous hearts.
36:57Offering hearts like yours would only slow the sun down.
37:00Now hold on just one minute.
37:04Oh boy.
37:05My heart would not slow the sun down.
37:08It would shoot that sun across the sky like a bullet.
37:11Arrow.
37:12Oh, yeah, it's like arrow.
37:15You won't find a heart with more courage than ours.
37:18You think we ran away back there because we were scared?
37:21I could whip every one of those guards by myself.
37:26And Stitch here could whip any Aztec any old time of day.
37:32At Checkers, that is.
37:34I'm a big checker player.
37:35Do you play?
37:39Uh, hi.
37:40Okay.
37:41Now, some things were said back there,
37:43and I think it's possible that they might have been taken in the wrong way.
37:47Hey, you want to pick on somebody?
37:50Pick on me!
37:51I can't believe I just said that.
37:58Try this on for size, you big moose.
38:02Wow.
38:03I guess a daily serving of vegetables really can prolong your life.
38:06Very impressive indeed.
38:12Is there a theme park around here?
38:14Those are Jaguar and Eagle Knights.
38:17Highest officers in the army.
38:19Am I glad we found you, Pale Ones.
38:21Such brave and powerful warriors deserve only the most honorable fate.
38:25Don't tell us.
38:25To have our hearts cut out on the sacrificial altar.
38:28Shoot.
38:29Someone already told you.
38:31Take them away.
38:32This just isn't my era.
38:36And so, after my coronation,
38:39where I had 5,000 prisoners nobly sacrificed,
38:43I conquered the Talco.
38:45Oh, they were easy.
38:47You see, they stare at the sun in a lot of their rituals.
38:51Makes them blind as bats.
38:54You should have seen their spears flying all over the place.
38:57Uh, Mr. Zuma, I was wondering if...
39:01What is it?
39:02Uh, our execution?
39:04Oh, yes.
39:05The sacrifice.
39:06You are noble warriors and great pocket talk players.
39:10But since the Great One showed up,
39:12it's very important that we keep the sacrifices coming
39:15so that the sun moves across the sky
39:18and our gods stay strong.
39:20The Great One?
39:21Uh, Quetzalcoatl?
39:24The Feathered Serpent?
39:26Big Q?
39:27No!
39:28You see, my people on the coast
39:30started seeing some disturbing signs
39:32signaling the coming of the New Age.
39:36Crips, can that fella talk?
39:37Why don't I give you the short version?
39:39In 1519, a strange visitor landed on the shore
39:42of the Aztec Empire,
39:43who the Aztecs thought was their god,
39:45Quetzalcoatl,
39:46because of the magical things the Aztecs saw.
39:49Can you decipher the magic?
39:52The Aztecs said they saw a house moving across the sea.
39:55Can you guess what this might have really been?
39:59That's right, it was a ship.
40:00A giant Spanish galleon bearing soldiers and mercenaries
40:04who were searching for new land and new treasure.
40:07Aztecs also said that they saw monsters
40:09who were half man, half deer.
40:11Can you guess what they might have been?
40:13Yep, it was men on horseback.
40:15The Aztecs had never even seen a horse before,
40:18so to them, a mounted man looked like some kind of monster.
40:21The Aztecs also brought back word of these strangers
40:23using deadly magic wands that shot fire in battle.
40:27What do you think that was?
40:30Yep, you got it, a gun.
40:32The Spanish used matchlock rifles
40:34that probably gave off a lot of fire when shot.
40:37There were perfectly good explanations
40:38for all of the things the Aztecs saw,
40:40but to them, it was all, well...
40:45Magic, magic, they said.
40:48So, I said for my priests and advisors,
40:51I found out that this is the end of the Aztec 52-year cycle,
40:56the year that Quetzalcoatl returns
40:59to destroy the Empire and all that we have accomplished.
41:03And then my priests started to see signs.
41:07Signs are in full and...
41:08Oh, sure, you gotta watch the signs.
41:10Tongues of fire were seen in the night sky
41:13and the great temple caught on fire.
41:17The signs are pointed to one thing.
41:19This stranger has got to be Quetzalcoatl.
41:23Whoa, wait a minute.
41:25Horses, ships, and Spanish soldiers?
41:27That's not divine intervention.
41:29That's an invasion.
41:30You can't ignore the signs.
41:32But you can't ignore the facts either.
41:35Sure I can.
41:35I do it all the time.
41:37I'm doing it now.
41:38Ignore, ignore, ignore!
41:40But what if it isn't your god?
41:42How can you risk your entire empire
41:44on a bunch of superstitious signs?
41:47If you dare to question me,
41:49I will...
41:51Ooh, another sign.
41:53I've got serious preparations to make.
41:55But...
41:56No pots!
41:57Now you two eat a non-fat lunch, okay?
41:59I want your hearts to look real nice for our guests.
42:02Take them away!
42:05Oh, but before you go,
42:07could you sign my game ball?
42:11Other kids are doing their homework,
42:13watching a little TV.
42:14And me?
42:15I'm a human sacrifice.
42:16Yeah, but we'll have a great story to tell.
42:19You'll be dead.
42:20The glass is always half empty with you, isn't it?
42:24Honey, do that thing you do?
42:27I think you will be here any minute.
42:33Stop!
42:34There will be no more sacrifices.
42:37But...
42:38But...
42:39Mighty Quetzalcoatl,
42:40we must take out the heart
42:42so the sun keeps going!
42:46The sun will keep going,
42:52but your rule ends today.
42:55And I am not a god.
42:57My name...
42:57is Hernan Cortez.
43:00But the signs, they said that...
43:02Farrowing signs,
43:04Signior Montezuma,
43:06can be hazardous
43:07to one's empire.
43:08I claim this empire
43:13and everything in it
43:15for the glory of Spain!
43:19Ah!
43:20We're free!
43:21Hmm, well,
43:22kinda.
43:23You're my swaves.
43:25Swaves?
43:26I thought these were the good guys.
43:28Not good,
43:29just different.
43:30The Spanish enslaved the Aztecs
43:35and killed or tortured
43:36anyone who rebelled.
43:38They also brought over new diseases.
43:41In just 70 years,
43:43the Aztec population
43:44went from 11 million
43:45to 2.5 million.
43:50Poor Aztecs.
43:51Here they were,
43:52with one of the most advanced cultures
43:53in the world,
43:54and then the Spanish show up
43:55and pow!
43:56There goes the neighborhood.
43:57Come on, slave!
43:58Snap to it!
43:59Hand me some of those
44:00cute little tomobbies.
44:02We are out of here.
44:04Yeah, later, Cortez.
44:06I hope you get
44:06Montezuma's revenge.
44:12Montezuma's...
44:13revenge?
44:17Oh, come here,
44:18you fluffy-tailed rat.
44:20Your fidgeting
44:20cost me first prize.
44:23Hey, Darren.
44:24Did you win anything
44:24for your poster?
44:26No,
44:26but I did get sent
44:28a certificate of merit
44:29from the Society of One-Eyed Squirrels.
44:35What's so funny?
44:36At least I got more
44:37than you losers.
44:39Oh, yeah?
44:40You got more
44:40than first prize?
44:43First prize?
44:45But that's impossible.
44:47You only drew
44:48one city flower.
44:50Wait.
44:52I thought you were mad.
44:54But the superstition
44:55really worked.
44:56You won!
44:58Oh, I must go immediately
44:59and get a rabbit's food.
45:00No, no,
45:01two rabbits fees.
45:01Oh, I'll search for
45:02lucky pennies wherever I go.
45:04I'll be the luckiest boy alive.
45:05I'll never lose
45:06another contest again.
45:08You never even looked at our new poster.
45:14Yeah, relying on science
45:15and superstition
45:16instead of your own good sense
45:17is dangerous.
45:18Our friends the Aztecs
45:19found out the hard way.
45:21We didn't have to.
45:22Knock on wood.
45:23I mean...
45:24Let's just go home.
45:28Yeah.
45:33Oh, my God.
45:35Oh, my God.
45:37Oh, my God.
45:39Oh, my God.
45:40Oh, my God.
45:42Oh, my God.
45:44Oh, my God.
45:46Oh, my God.
45:47Oh, my God.
45:47Oh, my God.
45:48Oh, my God.
45:49Oh, my God.
45:49Oh, my God.
45:50Oh, my God.
45:51Oh, my God.
45:52Oh, my God.
45:53Oh, my God.
45:53Oh, my God.
45:54Oh, my God.
45:55Oh, my God.
45:55Oh, my God.
45:56Oh, my God.
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