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00:01The trouble with being a kid today is you grow up too quickly. There's just not enough time. Well, for some kids, that is.
00:13Where are we this time?
00:15Horrible Histories!
00:17Wow!
00:18Horrible Histories!
00:21Who would do that?
00:23A smart, hungry caveman. Good idea!
00:26Have any of you seen a girl about so tall, big?
00:30Cartoon-y eyes?
00:31Oh, and you gotta go.
00:32You gotta go.
00:33And where's Stater? I can't find him anyway.
00:36Wow! Socrates rocks!
00:40Is that the Spanish Armada?
00:42Horrible Histories!
00:45Horrible Histories!
00:49Horrible Histories!
00:53Well, Mo, what do you think about all this cool old stuff?
00:57We're history!
01:00I must go, look!
01:01Oh, my, no!
01:02Debbie, buy me!
01:03You gotta go!
01:04All that cool!
01:05I can never do.
01:07I'm winning the word.
01:09Now, let's go!
01:10Bobby, I'm selling you a perfectly only thingy to Origem Windy.
01:12Oh, what are we trying to prevent you from telespect Kin & as I'm losing?
01:13Bobby, your glasses are over.
01:27Oh no, oh no, what are we gonna do?
01:31Ahem, my fellow battling butterflies, I believe the blame for our impending defeat does not
01:39rest on our opponent's thyroid conditions, but on our ineffectual captain.
01:45What's that supposed to mean?
01:48That I, the undaunted Darren Dongle, would be the best captain to lead our team to victory!
01:56Dongle!
01:57Well, calm down, impulsive butterfly.
01:59And my first strategy would be to change our team name to the Darren Dongle Experience.
02:08That sounds cool.
02:09Come here.
02:11Oh, he's taking my team away, what do I do?
02:15Maybe buy them candy bars or something?
02:17I already spent all my allowance on pint-sized sumo cyber squirrel comic books.
02:22There may be a better way to lead the team.
02:24Perhaps you should go to another playing field to see a truly great leader take command of
02:29our people?
02:30Hey, I'm for that.
02:31Just as long as I get back by dinner time, it's meatloaf Monday, you know.
02:34Then bon voyage, my little time-travelling cherubs.
02:38Cheerio!
02:38Oh, this smells like... like... eww!
02:51Well, there goes my appetite for meatloaf.
02:55I think I'm going to be sick.
02:57You're in Tudor, England, 1588.
03:00Soon you'll be meeting one of the greatest leaders in all of history.
03:03Hello.
03:05Need a bit of help?
03:07Yeah, if you have a giant box of wet wipes, I'd be forever grateful.
03:11Thou speakest most strange.
03:13I'm known as John Harrington.
03:17I hesitate to ask why thou art wallowing in that sewer.
03:20That's a long story.
03:22My name is Stitch and this is Moe.
03:23And we're from...
03:24Oh, no!
03:26And nice sights, lizard legs.
03:28So, John, old chap, what's in the box?
03:31Oh, well, it is but a gift.
03:34Truth be told, a secret.
03:35Sorry.
03:36Gift?
03:37Oh, come on, tell me, huh?
03:39Tell me, tell me, tell me.
03:39I can keep a secret.
03:41Sorry.
03:42It is a surprise for the Queen.
03:43A real-life Queen.
03:45She could be the leader I'm looking for.
03:47You're going to take us with you, right?
03:48Well, I suppose you could accompany me
03:52if thou carry my incredibly heavy box
03:55over Hill and Dale to the Royal Palace.
03:57Royal Palace?
03:59Dale!
04:00Just how incredibly heavy are we talking here?
04:03Come on, skit!
04:05Lift with your legs and...
04:08Eee!
04:09Yeah!
04:11Hmm, quite an injury thou hast sustained.
04:14Methinks you might want to get a good leeching.
04:16Leeching?
04:18That's right, it's time for
04:21Bizarre and Unusual Tudor Medicine
04:23with your host, me.
04:27In Tudor times, a common medical cure
04:29was to attach live leeches to the body
04:31and have them suck the patient's blood
04:33until he felt better.
04:35Feeling a touch of the asthma coming on?
04:38Then you'd better eat some of these spiders.
04:41Soar back?
04:44Just wear some donkey skin.
04:45Hey, good looking.
04:48Looks like you have a touch of the gut.
04:50That's A-OK!
04:51Boil a red-haired dog in oil,
04:53add worms,
04:54pig's marrow,
04:55that's right, pig's marrow,
04:57and herbs.
04:58Stir it together and put it on the affected area.
05:02Another popular Tudor cure
05:03was placing burning hot plaster on the body
05:05to raise blisters.
05:07Of course, today we know
05:09that all of these cures
05:09are not helpful at all.
05:10Modern doctors have a much more
05:12scientific way of curing their patients.
05:19I think I'll pass on the leeching.
05:21I think it's feeling better already.
05:23As you wish, Master Stitch.
05:24This is so heavy.
05:29You wouldn't happen to have a wagon in the box, huh?
05:32You are most strange.
05:36London Bridge over yonder.
05:38As thou dost see, my friends, most foreign,
05:40the Queen's reign has been wonderful.
05:42The last thirty years have been a great time
05:45for peace, medical science,
05:47the killing of witches,
05:48and the arts here in England.
05:50Tonight only, two plays by
05:52hot young playwright William Shakespeare,
05:55Romeo and Juliet, and Hamlet.
05:57You cry, you sob, you sob again.
06:01Oh yeah, Shakespeare.
06:02That's great.
06:03So, what's in the box?
06:07Okay.
06:09Okay.
06:10Almost there.
06:11Want to find Lita.
06:13Want to meet the Queen.
06:15Want to be Dongo.
06:17Want to put down box.
06:21Don't want a hernia.
06:25We are here.
06:28Well, we made it.
06:30So, what's in the box?
06:32Alas, I cannot share what's in the box
06:34until I show it to my godmother,
06:36Queen Elizabeth.
06:37Queen Elizabeth?
06:38Your godmother is Queen Elizabeth I?
06:42What do you mean, the first?
06:43There's only one Elizabeth.
06:45Oh, well, of course there's just one.
06:48Just one so far, anyway.
06:52Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
06:54And after having banished me from the court
06:55for saying something unflattering
06:58about her handmaid,
06:59I hope to win back her favour
07:00with my marvellous gift.
07:02Are we talking about the same Queen Elizabeth
07:04who was in all those movies
07:05about English people?
07:06Again with your strangeness.
07:09What are these movies you speak of?
07:11Movies?
07:12Oh, you know, they're paintings.
07:14Lots of paintings.
07:15Uh, that move.
07:17Uh, with ease.
07:18Oh.
07:21Here to see the Queen, are you?
07:23Indeed.
07:24Yep.
07:24You better.
07:25You better.
07:25Queen Elizabeth.
07:37Oh, I wish I had a camera.
07:38And I laid my cloak over a puddle
07:41so the Queen would not swirl her feet.
07:43True story.
07:44A true story by me.
07:46So Walter Rally.
07:47Impressed?
07:48Did I ever tell you
07:51that I once laid my cloak over a puddle
07:53so that...
07:54Eh, your Royal Majesty,
07:56may I present John Harrington
07:58and his attendants
08:00each and more.
08:02My dearest godmother,
08:04my sincerest apologies
08:05for saying that my dear handmaiden Kathleen
08:07should have been named...
08:09Fatly.
08:11She was very sensitive
08:13about her girth.
08:15And to further appease you,
08:20I have admitted something in thine name
08:22that will make life better
08:23for all of England.
08:24With thine permission,
08:26I would like to present it to you.
08:28I hope it's a talking owl.
08:31Truly, it is within the royal personage
08:34to forgive one's transgressions
08:37but be warned godson Harrington.
08:40Forgiveness is fleeting
08:42if thy gift is not as grand
08:44as thou sayest
08:45your punishment
08:46will be severe
08:47as it will be
08:49for your little attendant friends too.
08:52I like my head exactly where it is.
08:55My dearest cream,
08:57may I present to thee
08:58the flushing Jake.
09:07Godson!
09:08A toilet?
09:09We are so dead.
09:11Thy gift is beautiful.
09:16You shall be the first
09:18to try this glorious gift.
09:21It will be an honor,
09:22your highness.
09:23Tis grand indeed.
09:33Almost as grand as this time I,
09:36Sir Walter Raleigh,
09:37lay down my...
09:39Majesty,
09:39while my gift does certainly
09:40make a fine hat,
09:42it is actually a flushing Jake,
09:43a latrine,
09:45a loo,
09:46a self-cleansing potty pit.
09:48I knew that.
09:50Seriously,
09:51I did.
09:53Enough.
09:54Dearest John Harrington,
09:56how does your flushing Jake work?
10:00When the royal waste
10:01is evacuated
10:02from the royal bottom,
10:03her majesty
10:04would push this lever
10:05and water from the tank
10:06runs into the bowl
10:07and washeth the waste away.
10:10What on earth?
10:11They're acting like
10:12they've never seen a toilet before.
10:13That's because
10:14this is the world's
10:15very first toilet.
10:19Until this time,
10:20people would sit on pots
10:21or little benches
10:22with holes in them
10:23to dispose of their
10:24waste.
10:29From the bench,
10:30it would fall into a pit
10:32where it would stay
10:33all year long.
10:35Wealthy people had rooms
10:36in their houses
10:36where they kept their jigs.
10:39With hundreds of people
10:40living in a palace,
10:41the waste
10:42would build up
10:43and up
10:44and up.
10:46So to get rid of the waste,
10:48they'd go on holiday
10:49for the entire summer
10:50and stay with their subjects
10:52and use their jigs.
10:56While they were away,
10:58some unfortunate workers
10:59had to go and shovel out
11:00the royal pits.
11:02So the flushing toilet
11:04was just about the best present
11:05anyone could give
11:06the Queen of England.
11:07that might have been a little more
11:13detailed than we needed.
11:16Godson,
11:17a truly remarkable invention.
11:20I welcome you back
11:21to my court.
11:23Tonight we shall throw
11:24a feast in thine honor.
11:26Oh, thank you, your highness.
11:29You two, whoosh up.
11:31Thou smellest most foul.
11:33Methinks it must be time for your yearly birth.
11:36Yes, your majesty.
11:39So what, the Tudors only bathed once a year?
11:42Seems that way.
11:43Sounds pretty good to me.
11:45You know, maybe Elizabeth isn't the great leader we're looking for.
11:49I mean, thinking the toilet was a hat and all.
11:52Maybe you're supposed to learn something from one of these kings.
11:55Okay.
11:56Like who, itch?
11:59Will.
11:59No.
12:00Like the fat bearded guy, Henry the, uh, uh...
12:03The eighth.
12:04In fact, he was Queen Elizabeth's father.
12:09He ruled England for 38 years.
12:13He loved to eat.
12:14He loved to party.
12:17And he loved to dance.
12:18What he didn't like was that his wife, Catherine of Aragon, couldn't give him a son to be the next ruler of England.
12:35She gave birth to a girl, Mary.
12:39Henry was so upset that he divorced Catherine to marry Anne Boleyn.
12:43But Anne also gave birth to a girl, Elizabeth.
12:47Henry was so infuriated, he accused Anne of being a witch and ordered that her head be chopped off.
12:51Henry had no idea that little Elizabeth would grow into the greatest Tudor ruler of all.
12:58Oh, so maybe chopping off a few heads is the way to go, you think?
13:09Nah, Henry's not much of a role model.
13:11I think I was on the right track with Elizabeth.
13:13She is extremely well-educated and has fostered the arts, maintained peace, and inspired a nation during her reign.
13:21And she can give me some tips for the soccer team.
13:24Are the young lord and lady ready for my feast?
13:35Mmm.
13:36This is fully good.
13:38Will it not thy mouth too full, lest thou dost speak?
13:42What is this?
13:43Stooled rabbit.
13:45Ew, you mean like bunnies?
13:48I think I'll just eat some of these delicious, uh, turnips instead.
13:55Let me see the list with my own eyes.
13:59See, these suitors desire my hand in marriage.
14:05No, yes, no, maybe, no.
14:07I shall think about it, but do not hold thine breath.
14:11Nay, my goat doth be far superior to thine goat.
14:17Peace.
14:18Thou art brothers.
14:21Such sacred bonds should be stronger than argument over a lone goat.
14:26Uh, her majesty is right.
14:29Perhaps my tongue doth deceive me here.
14:32Thine goat is fine.
14:33Wow.
14:34Talk about good people skills.
14:38Oh, yes.
14:38Everyone loves the queen.
14:41Attention, everyone.
14:45Post dinner, we will be entertained by a presentation of William Shakespeare's latest play, Henry V.
14:53Oh, great.
14:55I haven't seen Henry I, II, III, or Henry IV.
14:58I'm going to be lost.
15:00Here is a brief preview.
15:01Ahem.
15:02By this leak, I will most horribly revenge.
15:07I eat and eat.
15:09I swear.
15:12Everyone here is so in awe of the queen.
15:16The women here respect her so much, they even make themselves look like her.
15:20You too could resemble the queen.
15:22Just lighten thine skin with arsenic and redden thine hair with lead.
15:27Arsenic and lead, you say?
15:30I only use all natural products.
15:33As you wish.
15:35Itch, can thou pass me the salted peacock neck?
15:38You mean this isn't meatloaf?
15:40I need some air.
15:42Salted peacock neck leaves a terrible taste in your mouth.
15:46I wonder where they keep the English muffins and the English toffee.
15:49English toffee.
15:51I like the sound of that.
15:54Oh, your royal high majesty.
15:56Withest thou on tis thine falcony, lest withest thou...
16:02Are we in trouble?
16:03No, not at all.
16:06Tis a beautiful night to take a breath of air.
16:09Your highness, why did you accept and reject so many marriage proposals at dinner?
16:14Oh, an observant question.
16:16Many suitors desire my hand.
16:20But if I were to ever marry, I would forfeit my power to my husband.
16:25But you accepted so many proposals.
16:27By promising marriage to so many rulers of other lands, I keep England safe from invasion.
16:34Hey, that's pretty smart.
16:38Your highness, the Spanish fleet has been spotted on the horizon.
16:42This is an invasion.
16:44Invasion?
16:45A lot every able-bodied soldier.
16:48This is war.
16:51You heard the queen.
16:53Put on thine battle armor.
16:54You look young, strong, and willing to die for England.
16:58I just wanted to get my team back from Dongo.
17:02I'm not sure dying for England will help me do that.
17:04The Spanish ships are ginormous.
17:10How are we ever going to fight them in those little things?
17:13Ah, you should look beyond the obvious.
17:15Sir Francis Drake, brave nobleman, explorer, adventurer, and captain of the English fleet.
17:20And you are?
17:22Moo and... oh, boy.
17:24Mo and Stitch.
17:26And we're not afraid of anything.
17:27Well, except for a team of mutant soccer players.
17:31The Spanish armada tis bigger, but our English ships are smaller, faster, and have better cannons.
17:37We can, therefore, sneak up on the dastardly Spaniards to sink them.
17:40That's pretty smart.
17:42And don't I knoweth it.
17:43Come sail with me.
17:45First in battle, first in glory.
17:47Yeah, and first in sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
17:50My subjects.
17:51King Philip of Spain wishes to seize control of England, but we will not let him.
18:02Sir Francis Drake will be leading you on the sea to victory.
18:06I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king.
18:17And a king of England, too.
18:20I think, foul scorn, that any prince of Europe dare to invade the borders of my realm for the glory of England.
18:30Is it she the best?
18:35When thou got it, thou got it.
18:50All for Spain, you silly Englishman.
19:02All for Spain, you silly Englishman.
19:06If England doesn't defeat the Spanish Armada, Spain could gain control of the seas, America might not be colonized by the British.
19:29History will be forever changed.
19:33Thousands of years from now, dang dirty apes will rise and...
19:38Stitch, look out!
19:40Mo, you saved my life.
19:42Anything for my buddy, Stitch.
19:44Queen Elizabeth's smaller-sized ships proved to be faster and more maneuverable than the sluggish, top-heavy Spanish galleons.
19:54So they sailed circles around them and sank them.
19:57Boy, have we got the moves all bucked.
20:00All right, we did it!
20:02We're killing for it!
20:03It was for Elizabeth!
20:05Elizabeth inspired them to win!
20:07They fought for her glory!
20:08We've done it, yes!
20:10Successful!
20:11I love it!
20:12We're killing for the Queen!
20:13Yes, of course we did.
20:15We would do anything for our beloved Queen.
20:24Oh, sure.
20:25Defeating the Spanish Armada tis impressive, but I once laid my cloak.
20:32Oh, my dear Walter, my dear, dear Walter.
20:34Tall tales will get you nowhere, especially one that bad.
20:38Oh, the Queen is a true leader.
20:42She's so in touch with her people.
20:44Inspires them to do their best.
20:46They trust her with their lives.
20:49Yeah, and we're going to get medals.
20:51I'm going to put it right next to my shuffleboard trophy.
20:54Stitch, how do I look?
20:55What do I say to her?
20:58Well, the old clock on the wall says it's back to the present with you two.
21:03Well, wait!
21:03I just got to tell Elizabeth that...
21:05Happy trails, Lord Stitch and Lady Mo.
21:08Or perhaps the best name for my team would be the Fighting Dongle Fantastigrates.
21:19My fellow sportsmen and sportswomen, listen not to this simpleton.
21:25I will gladly lead us on to victory!
21:32If you fight beside me and believe in yourselves, we will vanquish our opponents.
21:40United and with our size and speed, we are invincible!
21:45For the division championship, for all!
21:50Yeah!
21:50Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move!
21:52To the battle!
21:54I mean soccer field!
21:56And to victory!
21:57That's exactly what I was going to say.
22:07Wake up!
22:20Way to go, Queen Moe.
22:22All hail Queen Moe.
22:25Queen Moe!
22:26Queen Moe!
22:27Queen Moe!
22:28Queen Moe!
22:57Queen Moe!
23:03The trouble with being a kid today is you grow up too quickly.
23:06There's just not enough time.
23:08Well, for some kids, that is.
23:09Where are we this time?
23:17Horrible histories.
23:19Wow!
23:20Horrible histories.
23:23Who would do that?
23:25A smart, hungry caveman.
23:27Good idea.
23:28Have any of you seen a girl about so tall, big, cartoony eyes?
23:33Oh, and you gotta go.
23:34You gotta go.
23:36And where's Stitch?
23:36I can't find him anywhere.
23:38Wow!
23:39Socrates rocks!
23:42Is that the Spanish Armada?
23:43Horrible histories.
23:44Horrible histories.
23:47Horrible histories.
23:50Horrible histories.
23:55Well, Moe, what do you think about all this cool old stuff?
23:59We're history!
24:00What's up, Moe?
24:23Can't get your feet?
24:24Come on.
24:24I'm not in the mood to visit my grannykins today, okay?
24:28Are you kidding?
24:30She always bakes up those great old-fashioned cookies with our names on them.
24:34Old-fashioned is right.
24:35Everything about her is so old-fashioned.
24:38Bet she'll make us listen to records and a record player.
24:42And dance that jitterbug dance like last time.
24:45I hope so.
24:45I got some pretty hot moves, don't you think?
24:48Jitterbug, jitterbug.
24:50Besides, I just got the gold version of stomping, whomping,
24:54Samurai, and I'm all set to battle the great Miyamoto Musashi.
25:00Well, salutation, Stitch.
25:04Hello, sweetie.
25:07Ready for our weekly visit?
25:09Yippee.
25:10Can't wait.
25:12Oh, it's so exciting.
25:15I've invited all my lady friends over for an afternoon...
25:20Of tea and cookies.
25:25Cookies?
25:25Bring them on.
25:27Sounds really great, grannykins.
25:29Too bad I can't hang with you and the girls.
25:32Oh, really?
25:35Why not?
25:36I'm right in the middle of playing the hot new Samurai video game.
25:41See ya, grannykins.
25:42Boy, you really do want to play that game badly.
25:46Yeah.
25:48Besides, how can an old-fashioned tea party compete with something as cool as stomping, whomping Samurai?
25:54And you call yourself a fan of the Samurai?
25:59You bet I am.
26:00Look, I've already outboxed six Samurai masters on level four.
26:05Well, let me show you how the Samurai really behaved and how they treated their elders.
26:10Wow, so where are we?
26:26Japan, 1620, at the time of the great Tokugawa shogunate.
26:30Did you know that Tokugawa were in power for over 250 years?
26:35Fascinating.
26:36Have cookies been invented yet?
26:37Because I get such a taste in my mouth for...
26:39Stitch, shh!
26:41I don't want to learn the ways of my father and his father's father and his father's father's father.
26:46I am a modern man with modern ideas.
26:50That's right, baby.
26:51You set him straight.
26:53Ah!
27:01A thousand thanks.
27:03You saved my miserable, old-fashioned life.
27:05Eh, no biggie.
27:06I kind of do things like this all the time.
27:09Oh, but it is a, uh, a biggie.
27:12And I am indebted to you forever.
27:14I must do anything you ask of me.
27:16Absolutely anything, mister.
27:18Mister, you trying to be funny?
27:21Not really, Mo.
27:22You're dressed like a boy.
27:24So, what will you have me do, mister?
27:26For starters, call me Mo instead of mister.
27:29Done.
27:30Name something else.
27:31Nothing could be too great a request.
27:33No, definitely not.
27:38Come on.
27:40Ah, got any cookies?
27:44No, but how about some tasty rice balls?
27:47Come on!
27:47Jinji, where have you been?
27:54Your samurai training starts today.
27:56Father, this is Mo.
27:57He saved my life.
28:00You saved my son?
28:02It is custom that now you, too, are my son.
28:06Uh, no, really.
28:07That's okay.
28:09And this is your new son's friend, Stitch.
28:12Well, nice meeting you.
28:14Great rice ball.
28:15It's a bit chewy, though.
28:16It was wrapped in paper, Stitch.
28:20Mo, as my new son, you, too, will train with Jinji in the art of the samurai.
28:27Oh, Father, do I have to?
28:30Excellent.
28:31But let me clear up just one little thing.
28:35You keep saying, son, when really I'm a...
28:39Uh-uh-uh, Mo.
28:40Mo, while Japanese girls did receive training in the martial arts, only boys were allowed to become samurai.
28:47That's so old-fashioned.
28:50I'm gonna set them straight right here and now with a little modern thinking.
28:54Go ahead, but you won't be a samurai.
28:57So what?
28:58So I'll miss all the action.
28:59The martial arts excitement, the...
29:01The...
29:02Okay, fine.
29:03So they don't need to know I'm a girl.
29:05Yet.
29:07Psst, Mo.
29:08What about me?
29:08I've been working on that weasel death grip, you know?
29:11Uh, Dad?
29:13Can my weasely friend train with us, too?
29:17If it freezes you, my new son.
29:19Of course.
29:23This is our last chance to get out of this.
29:27Get out of it?
29:28I want to be a samurai.
29:30Oh, it's not everything you expect it to be, believe me.
29:36Hello, Grandfather.
29:37No, Grandson.
29:39You call me Sensei.
29:41Now that I...
29:43Am your samurai trainer.
29:46Yes, Sensei.
29:48Ha!
29:48What kind of stuff is your grandfather gonna teach us?
29:51For one thing.
30:04No whispering.
30:06Show some respect to your elders.
30:09Neat.
30:09I bet I can do that.
30:10then again maybe I should start taking notes what cool moves you're gonna learn
30:21first sensei patience patience your first lesson is the most important it is the
30:30lesson of Shinto Shinto that's gotta be some kind of move when you jab your toe
30:37into your opponent's shin oh she's even older than my granny kings remember it is
30:48not the hurricane that moves mountains but the old and gentle wind tea sure yeah as I
31:01was saying Shinto is about showing respect to nature and most of all to one's elders
31:10oh blimey next you want us to do the jitterbug see I warned you I said no whispering come
31:23quick the Lord is dying the Lord is dying oh no Gigi quick bring the cat why is everyone so freaked out
31:34about this Lord fellow funny you should ask Mo at this time the Japanese lived in a system with the
31:42Emperor on top believe it or not the Emperor was controlled by the Shogun who were sort of like
31:47generals below the Shogun were lords the big bosses the Shogun samurai came next they were the loyal
31:56warriors who protected the Lord's town and property below them came the farmers just about the worst
32:03thing that could happen was to have your Lord died everyone would be without a leader in fact the
32:08samurai warriors became Ronin which meant they were soldiers without a leader sometimes they attacked
32:15neighboring villages
32:16try oh mighty Lord you must pluck the right hair what's up with the cat the elders believe there
32:36is one very special hair on every cat that can bring the dead or dying back to life
32:40oh wow a cat really cured them car you don't think it was a table full of medicine that had anything to do
32:57with it hmm must have not been the right hair maybe he should just rest
33:09let us celebrate that our Lord lives for now at least on to the contest of wind
33:19boy I drank that tea too fast my stomach feels kind of a funny genji what kind of contest is this
33:31anyway the contest of the wind and the rules couldn't be easier whoever makes the loudest wind wins
33:38this is a public function that's right Mo the Japanese actually had well flatulence contests this
33:47is even cooler than the thing with the cat
33:49that is nothing let me through my stomach is really starting to bother me
34:00that's right uh-huh I'm the man oh boy my stomach is doing backflips let me out of here before he's to
34:12and we have a tie I am so embarrassed
34:24your first place prize is a set of free samurai lessons from the great master Miyamoto Musashi
34:34I can't believe it that's better than a refrigerator
34:38Stitch we're gonna meet the star of stomping womping samurai
34:43more tea
34:45uh no thanks
34:46nope better not
34:48then maybe some rice
34:51sure I can always eat
34:53I have traveled far and I'm very hungry
34:57may I trouble you for a small portion of your race
35:01ew bath alert
35:03take the whole thing I've suddenly lost my appetite
35:07move along mister before your stink scares away the great Musashi
35:11only one man in the known universe can split a grain of rice in two with his sword
35:29Musashi
35:31impressive isn't he
35:32Musashi was Japan's most famous swordsman as well as a master of painting and sculpture
35:38follow me my fledgling we must begin your training
35:44all right
35:46Stitch
35:47we're gonna learn the real secrets to the strength and power of the samurai
35:51poetry
35:54be still my beaten heart
35:56be patient
35:58samurai are the best at everything they do including the arts
36:02excuse me mister Musashi but what about jumping and kicking and running around and all that action kind of stuff
36:08there is more to being a samurai than action Stitch
36:12let us hear your poem
36:14time stretches long while I anxiously pace for more rice balls to reach my face
36:20copyright pending Stitch
36:22you know
36:26I think Musashi is just too old-fashioned
36:28if he doesn't start teaching us some nifty fighting moves
36:32I'm gonna ask for a refund
36:34feel my imperfect
36:36fledgling
36:38this will likely be the most difficult
36:40of all you will learn
36:42on your road to becoming a true samurai
36:46oh oh I know I know
36:48a double roundhouse flying dropkick
36:50no
36:52dragon claw
36:54I'm going to teach you
36:56Chan no you
36:58is that the stealth over face monkey paw slobber jab
37:00no no
37:02the Japanese tea ceremony
37:04ah
37:06oh
37:16oh
37:18oh
37:20oh
37:22oh
37:24let me guess
37:26Lord is sick again
37:27oh
37:28it is just a cough
37:29but grandfather insist that he keep pulling hairs until he finds the right one
37:33not so hard tomorrow we begin a new level of training finally hey a little help here
37:44holding logs is samurai training remember the way of this samurai warrior is to live one's
37:52life with kindness honesty and honor huh say what it is yet another lesson to learn and it is called
38:01bushido but what oh bushido stitch here let me show you all right contestants here's the answer
38:10now what's the right question the samurai lived by this high moral code of honesty and loyalty
38:18oh i'm sorry contestants too but you're cheating
38:24i'll finish the answer for the remaining contestants loyalty was to oneself one's lord and one's family
38:31bushido that's right but since you didn't answer in the form of a question you lose contestant number
38:38one you win these are all elements that make up the way of the samurai so mo do you think you and your
38:49friend have learned bushido yeah sure all right then you are ready to move on to the next level
38:58from this point on remember one finds courage by conquering fear you know what i'd add to that
39:07don't ever touch spark unless you're absolutely happy to oh yes and bring your logs
39:15hey at least we've got a different view from this pond this can't possibly be real samurai training
39:21wasashi must have eaten some bad octopus is there any such thing as good octopus
39:26you know it's a known fact that some samurai students carried logs around and some stood in
39:32ponds for three years as part of their training and that's supposed to make me feel better
39:38i'm not cut out to be a samurai i'm out of here
39:41but mo you wanted to be a samurai ever since you were a little baby
39:48and you wanted to be a robot so what
39:53so i know my dream will come true one day but yours can come true right now
39:57go ahead pick up the log
40:13okay that's long enough let's go
40:15stitch mo i thought you were training with musashi nah we're breaking out tonight genji you in or out
40:30they catch us they will tie us to bamboo whip us even break our feet or tear the tendons in our ankles so
40:36we could never run away again so that's enough are you kidding hang around here and keep plucking
40:44poor cats bald i'm with you great way to go but i must tell my father farewell i owe him at least that
40:53come he might be in town
41:02wow look at all those samurai hunks
41:07why are they all here
41:08oh local band of ronin have heard that our lord is dying then we must unite and mount an attack to
41:14defeat them defending the town fighting the bad guys now that's the kind of action i've been looking for
41:23not so fast my fledglings
41:30rosashi we're on our way to join the action but you are not a samurai yet you have two more lessons
41:37to learn while i defend our lord against the ronin genji's grandfather will finish your training oh and
41:45don't forget your logs great thanks oh it's getting exciting isn't it
41:58can we rest i know carrying these logs is part of our training and all but i'm gonna end up with
42:04spaghetti arms funny i didn't even notice you had them you can drop them if you wish oh that feels good
42:14simo all we had to do was wait get it patience yeah i think i do
42:18we've made it your task is to find your way down the mountain i'll meet you at the bottom of the cliff
42:33in a few days a few days i'm afraid heights you can make it stitch all your training has led up to this
42:44moment but how are we supposed to get down with patience right sensei yes my attentive student
43:01help help stay calm stitch remember one finds courage by conquering fear
43:17oh that wasn't so bad congratulations all of you you have made it to the final step
43:35so when are we going to start the last level patience genji it will come in time
43:42you uh don't think there might be a rice ball ceremony involved do you
43:47not rice balls but i have made fresh tea
43:53Ronin we've got to do something
43:59not so fast genji yeah have a little patience baby remember it is not the hurricane that moves the
44:07mountains but the old and gentle wind
44:14we'll destroy them
44:20my back quick someone get me a can
44:26all right you go girl oh by using patience you have passed the final step
44:33go claim your armor and ride with your fellow samurai warriors
44:46this is just great and there's only one more thing that would make this moment perfect
44:51hey everybody guess what i'm a girl
45:03granny kings is it too late to join your tea party
45:06oh no no no we're just about to start i'm gonna spend the whole day with you and do anything you want
45:15listen to music dance only if you show me how to play that game of stomping whomping samurai
45:22hey hey ladies there's plenty of time patience
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