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00:01Previously on Dragula.
00:03Everybody here has an opinion, and some of y'all just don't want to share it.
00:06And some of us have facts.
00:07You have been bullshitting everyone here.
00:10So get the fuck over it.
00:11If Dahlia keeps trying to do this all season, she's not going to last long.
00:14I'll make sure of it.
00:16For this week's Gothic Wedding Challenge, you must conceptualize and create two distinct looks.
00:21Only one Gothic bridesmaid can catch the black bouquet.
00:24And that monster is... JK.
00:28Mama, that's a stripper hoe.
00:31I'm sorry that I want to please my man after the wedding.
00:33I hope he doesn't cheat on you like he did to me.
00:37There's some tension between Zava and JK, and I want to get down to the bottom of it.
00:41I have no idea what we're talking about. I'm telling you what we're fucking talking about.
00:46I feel incredibly dogpiled on. No one wants to hear my side.
00:51Jade.
00:54You have been eliminated.
00:57The Battle of the Titans continues.
01:00Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
01:02Well, good evening, my little bespectacled spectator.
01:07Ready to throw your opinion out there once again in regards to drag that you yourself don't do?
01:13Well then, my little drag experts, you've come to the right place.
01:18Are you gonna jump in here somewhere or do I have to do the whole monologue myself?
01:20I thought you'd never ask.
01:21When last we met, Dahlia Black was caught up in a web of gossipy rumors about the cast.
01:24While Sigourney confronted her about going to production to tattle on them all.
01:27Well, that part she actually did.
01:30Sigourney was then accused of telling everyone that we were the ones-
01:33Yes, they actually tried to drag us into their games.
01:38Unsuccessfully.
01:39Telling everyone that we were protecting her to appease her.
01:43Fans.
01:44Haha, huh, huh, huh, huh.
01:45Fans?
01:46Haha, huh, huh, huh.
01:47Haha, huh, huh, huh.
01:48So let us know what the other day we met.
01:49Dahlia Black was caught up in a web of gossipy rumors about the cast, while Sigourney confronted
01:50her about going to production to tattle on them all.
01:53Well, that part she actually did.
01:54Sigourney was then accused of telling everyone that we were the ones-
01:58Yes, they actually tried to drag us into their games.
02:01Unsuccessfully.
02:02unsuccessfully. Telling everyone that we were protecting her to appease her fans.
02:08Fans? Let me assure you dear viewers that we would delight in sending each and
02:16every one of our cutthroat casts back down to a deep dark watery grave. And
02:23speaking of a watery grave, the moon is out, it's high tide, and it's time for us
02:28all to hit the beach. Stay tuned my spiteful swimmers as we learn who wins
02:34this week's challenge, who will get thrown under the bus next week, and who ends up
02:38in the hospital by the end of the night. And the funniest part about that is, it's not a joke.
02:44Good morning, Tokyo. Good morning, LA. We're back again. Last week was intense. The
02:55Cauldron turned into a dog pile. And while I think some people are valid in feeling the way that they
03:00feel, I think that everyone ganging up on me was really uncalled for. But is running to production
03:07and trying to tattle on people and get them thrown out a skill? I want season three Dahlia back because
03:11I want you to say it to everyone's motherfucking face. I've seen you personally yell at a producer
03:16in front of me. Do we have trust? No. It's a shame the shittiest people have the most talent. I think
03:22it's safe to say that at this point, everybody hates Dahlia. You know, when like someone comes
03:27up and they're kind of sad and they're like, I just want to, you know, be alone because everybody
03:30hates me. And you're like, no, no, they don't all hate you. But you can't say that because I know for
03:35a fact that literally everybody fucking hates them. So it's like, yeah, stay outside, sweetheart.
03:41I would also be very quiet and try to hide in the corner too. Some people may think that Dahlia's getting
03:46crapped on and bullied. That's not true. Dahlia's getting her karma ripening.
03:54It kind of sucked getting dogpiled on. I feel like I've tried to give vulnerability.
03:58I feel like I've tried to give context. None of you really want either of those.
04:02So I think I'm just going to take Priscilla's advice and just give them Dahlia from season three,
04:08babe. And I think I'm okay with that. I do love you, but I want everyone to know that just because
04:14I cherish this person that does not control the way that I act towards you guys. I feel caught in
04:20the middle. So I'm going to say right now, I am at my limit. I'm going to do me and I'm going to focus
04:26on this competition for me. Okay. I love you. Dahlia's only real ally is Eva. And Eva is saying,
04:36they done with them. That's very telling. My best friend is completely disassociating
04:43themselves from me. I would never talk about Eva like she's not in the room. And I would never
04:50publicly remove myself from her. So it's just really strange having her do that with me.
04:57May I take the floor? Sure. Go ahead. I want to apologize to every single person in this room.
05:03Being in the bottom is very hard. And yes, I talk a lot, but I talk with poise and elegance. For me to
05:09feel down doesn't mean that I have to bring everybody down, but you look like a quitenera.
05:13I feel like goth is a lifestyle and not a plain dress up. And some of you are very plain,
05:19a lot of dress up. And that's all I'm going to say. But something that felt personal was a comment
05:23that you made to Jay, something about like a relationship. I hope he doesn't cheat on you
05:28like he did to me. I bet you know. Darling, I only have one question. I want Jay to sit on that
05:36question. I'll sit on anything, baby. I know you will, but I only have one question and I want you
05:40to really go deep because you got the man. What man? What are you talking about? We're keeping him
05:45out of this. No, we're not. The boogie man? We're keeping him out of this. No, we're not. He's not here.
05:49No, we are not, JK. Can I have the floor? A conversation is when you take turns speaking
05:54and you shut your fucking mouth. And I'm not done talking. Okay. Then finish your shit.
05:58It's not shit, darling. It sounds like it to me. Because when you were about to quit drag.
06:02I do that every other week. Remember that? Yeah. Listen, because it's a conversation.
06:06When you're about to quit drag, who saved you? Myself? Me. The Lord. Who brought people to your
06:12dying competition show? How's that competition going now? Is anyone showing up? One question,
06:16darling. You get one fucking question. Ooh. No, it's not ooh. Because you're going to look
06:22ridiculous in camera, JK. I'm trying to save you. Oh, no. I'm fucking done. I'm actually done.
06:32Please call my mom right now. Right fucking now. Call the bitch's mom. Shut the fuck up.
06:41For the record. Shut up, JK. Shut the fuck up. You're going to look ridiculous. I thought it was a
06:47conversation. Okay. So we can't have a moment to remember Jade before jumping into this.
06:52Call my mom right fucking now.
06:58To be honest with you, I don't know what's going on between Zava and JK. All I know is it has to deal
07:03with someone's man now dating somebody else. And when you're in love with somebody, it makes you
07:10fucking crazy. I'm trying to bite my tongue because I was hoping that there would be a different person
07:15here. And that exploding before there could even be a conversation tells me everything I need to know.
07:20Come here. Come here. Come here. Bitch, when I walked out there, she was hugging a fucking tree.
07:27Like, hello? The weird people have cool shit. And I was like, I'm the tree now. Hug me.
07:34I've been hugging it for fucking years. I know. I know.
07:40Fucking take the man. I don't give a fuck. His dick doesn't fucking work.
07:44I'm assuming that it has to do with like, one of her exes is now dating you. And that's why you
07:49don't want to talk about that person because they're not fucking here in the underworld. Yep.
07:52He took this man from underneath you? No. It's my sloppy seconds, girl.
07:56But that's like what I mean by you were together with this guy.
08:00He has an addiction. Okay. He was addicted to me. Okay. Okay.
08:05Zava had a boyfriend that was not good for her, but she was madly in love with him. But she knew
08:09that he was not good for her. So she broke up with him. And then JK took the man. And now there's
08:16tension. Dude, that is a fucking book. So you left? Of course. And JK took?
08:22It was a fucking revenge because he knows that I don't like JK. I didn't steal her fucking boyfriend.
08:28She's a child. Like, you can't possess somebody else. And if they leave of their own accord because of
08:32your dumb ass actions, then that's your business. And you can't put that on me.
08:37I need my fucking mother right now. One question and you would look like a fucking idiot.
08:43Did I look ridiculous? No. I think she was saying she was going to make you ridiculous,
08:47like look ridiculous. I do that myself. No, congrats on your win.
08:50Um, boss? Yeah. Yeah. Can you please stop requiring me? Hey, come on. Come on. That's
08:56that's their job, but this is also our reality. Mama, one question. Yeah. And I already told Casey.
09:02One fucking question. You get a fucking piece of shit. I know how to control my emotions.
09:06At that moment, I couldn't. Everything felt so heavy. My head, my mind, my everything was just
09:11bringing me down. And it's called a panic attack. I will say like, this is just, this is a big moment
09:17for everybody involved. It's time to slather on your moonblock uglies because this week we're headed to
09:42the beach for a midnight blood-soaked party. For this week's challenge, we are returning to one
09:50of my favorite themes from season four, the Nosferatu beach party. You must conceptualize and create a
09:59vampire beach look worthy of the royals from the moon of Fangora. And as a second part, you must choreograph
10:05a lip sync performance to our song, Nosferatu beach party.
10:10Oh shit, I wanted to say it with you. Yeah. Can you mind doing that one more time?
10:14Choreograph a lip sync performance to our song, Nosferatu beach party.
10:23Now for this week's Bright Feet. As this is Titans, we are celebrating all of our favorite things from past
10:29seasons of the show. And that includes Bright Feet. One of our favorite Bright Feet from season four
10:34was our vampire dinner. And we're bringing it back for this special occasion. What the heck, garlic?
10:42The feat is simple. You must devour a whole bulb of garlic and wash it down with a full glass of pig's blood.
10:49Oh god. Oh my god. Whoever finishes their malignant meal first will receive a magic shield spell,
11:00which can be used to save yourself from extermination this week or save someone else
11:06who you choose. What a foolish idea. I know, who'd do that? Good luck, uglies, and we'll see you on the beach at midnight.
11:19Oh my god.
11:29The last beach party that I attended didn't end so well. It's not your fault. It's my fault. It's my fault for letting you control me.
11:37Why does this happen to me? It's got to be me. It's got to be my fault somehow, right? I'm the common denominator.
11:42I don't know how to take responsibility for this, but I will. Dahlia, is there anybody that you don't want
11:47to be teamed up with? No, I think everyone equally hates me about as much. To be really real,
11:52I'm super excited about the Nosferatu beach party. After all this drama, I honestly need a beach day.
11:58I don't think anyone's getting the fact that they just said extermination. Not the gallows.
12:02Extermination. Like, let's talk about this.
12:04Oh my god, I wonder who it is.
12:13Hello again, my sinister sister.
12:17Vander's here, and the magic is starting to wear off. Because I know the only thing Vander
12:22ever brings with her is pain, suffering, and a stomach ache.
12:28I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I'm feeling rather hungry.
12:33Israel, please prepare the meal.
12:39I'm not excited about this Fright Feet. We have to eat an entire bulb of garlic,
12:45and a whole thing of pig's blood. It's gonna fucking suck.
12:49Season four, doing this Fright Feet was painful, and a lot of barfing. I hope they let us peel the garlic
12:56this time. Please. Now.
13:08Feet!
13:11So I try to eat this garlic bulb as soon as I can. I just shove it down my mouth,
13:16and I realize what the problem is. It's extremely hot. It's hotter than like jalapeno pepper.
13:21So the winner gets diarrhea for three days. Congratulations.
13:31Why is it spicy?
13:36I don't think we're gonna have a winner this week.
13:37I'm gonna be so real with y'all. I'm gonna do the bare minimum on this one.
13:45Because I'm not trying to throw up and get an ulcer again.
13:49I've asked this all season. What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
13:52Y'all are so sick in the fucking head for this shit.
13:56Last time I did this, I won my Fright Feet. So I really want to win.
14:00I'm gonna do this. Oh my god.
14:17That was a tight race.
14:19I almost died. Because I was planning something else, and I was like,
14:22okay, just swallow them as a pill. And one got stuck.
14:25Get it?
14:26Keep going.
14:27We got it out.
14:31All of us should be trained in how to do the Heimlich.
14:34Sorry, I'm just a Girl Scout.
14:36Congratulations, JK. You have proven yourself to be the hungriest case in hell.
14:42JK's deep-throated ass won the fucking Fright Feet this week. Yay!
14:47Your prize? A magic shield spell, which can be used to protect you or anyone else from elimination.
14:55In addition, you will have the power to assign the teams for this group challenge.
15:05This is definitely an opportunity to use in your favor.
15:09Good luck, my bloodsuckers.
15:10Thank you, Vanger.
15:12Thanks, Vanger.
15:14Damn, I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
15:17Pussy, pussy, pussy.
15:18Pussy, pussy, pussy.
15:18Ow.
15:20Now that all of us are nice and full, I think it's time we put together some teams for the beach party.
15:24Since there's 11 of us, there will be three teams of three and one duo.
15:28For the duo, I'm going to pick myself and my sister Blackberry.
15:32I am honored because JK is an amazing performer, and hopefully we can put that big mouth to good use.
15:39The first trio is going to be Dahlia with Sigourney and Abora.
15:44Oh, fuck you.
15:48And then Disasterina, we're going to put you with Jaharia and La Zavaleta.
15:54We got two dancers and someone with broken knees.
15:58They're not broken, they're just old.
16:00And that leaves Eva Destruction with Priscilla Chambers and Cynthia Dahl.
16:06I'm really excited because they are performers, and I'm going into another group challenge fully prepared to get to work.
16:13So, I'm happy. Thank you, JK.
16:16Let's get rehearsing and see how this turns out.
16:19To the beach!
16:20We're going to a party!
16:22I love Myrtle Beach.
16:30Rehearsals are going great with my team.
16:34I really do think we're going to be the hottest bitches at the party.
16:37We know how to move.
16:38We're all performers, so let's fucking go.
16:40Our rehearsals are actually going better than I expected.
16:44We all came with some pretty cute ideas, so I'm excited to perform with these girls.
16:50For my concept for Nosferatu, I went with spiders.
16:54I have like a 60s mod short swimsuit with a see-through like spiderweb across the side,
17:01so it's giving body.
17:03And I have a really cute fascinator with a veil, because of course a vampire can't get burned.
17:08We're in the midnight.
17:10It's night time?
17:11You can get burned, but like vampires get burned in the moonlight, right?
17:14No, that doesn't make sense.
17:17So do I need the veil or not?
17:18Me and Blackberry have a line, and our concept is a blackity black black black black.
17:23Nosferatu at the beach.
17:25I am the SoundCloud rapper, sort of stupid, a little cringy, very Flava Flav,
17:30and then she is very baps, video vixen, batty with big tits and a bigger ass.
17:36I think a lot of people pick 50s and 60s as their reference,
17:39but I want to go to the vintage that I know, which is the 90s.
17:43I can only imagine like my aunt in the 90s being bitten by the vampire in Brooklyn,
17:48and she also was like, damn, I still want to go to the club.
17:51Still like ornate, it's still grand, but it's more my culture,
17:56and it's more the people that I see in my life.
17:59So for the challenge, I really like that all of us have different characters,
18:03because that's what makes a party a party.
18:04I am doing Elvis as a vampire, because in the south, Elvis was a vampire,
18:09and Elvis is the Elvis to my Priscilla.
18:13We are kind of more so of like the VIP of the party.
18:17We are those bitches that got invited.
18:19You got high-class glamour, you got high-class trash,
18:24and then you got this high-class bimbo.
18:26Cynthia has given me a glimpse at what her look is going to look like.
18:31Yeah, it tracks. It tracks, ladies and gentlemen.
18:34We're good.
18:35Cynthia looks like Roger from American Dad, but we are good.
18:38Our concept was just to have fucking fun and just be cohesive.
18:41We're at a fucking beach party.
18:42Are we supposed to be taking this shit seriously?
18:44No, bitch!
18:48So it might look like we're all sitting there,
18:50but we're going to bring it together.
18:52It might be awkward, but that's not going to show on camera like it is right now.
18:58This chemistry is acidic, which is not a bad thing.
19:02We can make a really good show out of this.
19:04So we choreograph a fight sequence.
19:06It starts off, we're all happy, and then little things we do to each other
19:11start to build up until at final last, we all get really close and push off a cliff.
19:19Fucking kill each other!
19:20How are you feeling, Zava?
19:24How do I feel?
19:24Because there were some things going on earlier in the week,
19:28and we were very concerned about you.
19:31I need to sit down.
19:32All right.
19:32Did I look crazy?
19:34I honestly feel like maybe the emotions from A, you winning,
19:39and then also Zava being up for extermination made the perfect fuel for a fire.
19:43So we kept saying shit like, I'm trying to protect you.
19:46I'm like, I'm not the one that looks crazy here.
19:48I'm sorry for screaming. I'm not that person.
19:51That's why I say call my mother, because that's the only person,
19:53besides my therapist, that can put me into place.
19:56And she remind me why I'm here.
19:57I leave my baggage to the door.
19:58Shut the fuck up!
20:01So it's all resolved?
20:03No. And I only have one question for JK.
20:06I don't know what the fuck she's talking about,
20:07that she could destroy me or that she's trying to protect me.
20:09I don't need protecting.
20:10I don't need to be saved by anyone, let alone her,
20:12because I don't know what the fuck she's talking about.
20:14When Zava gets in the room, if she brings up a different story,
20:18I just want to make sure the story is matched.
20:21You know, actually, no.
20:22We're not talking about my boyfriend.
20:23We're not putting my boyfriend anywhere near this.
20:24We're not putting this man that is not on this TV show any part of this.
20:27She doesn't get to be mad about that 18 months after the fact,
20:30when her bitch ass cheated on him anyway.
20:32Like, you lost your relationship, not because of me.
20:34And I'm not talking about this on the cameras whatsoever.
20:37And if she brings it up, shut her down.
20:38Please. He's not here.
20:39He didn't sign a contract.
20:40I am.
20:41And I can hate her just fine without him being part of it.
20:43I have one question, and it's...
20:46What is it?
20:46Yeah.
20:47The question is, were you texting my ex-boyfriend while I was in that relationship?
20:54I'm pissed off that she's still spinning that bullshit.
20:56I didn't steal shit from her.
20:58She lost it on her own because she's an irresponsible fucking alcoholic.
21:01Were we texting?
21:01Yes, because we were friends.
21:03Like, we weren't chit-chatting about like,
21:05hey, do you want to go fuck behind her back?
21:07Because I would never do that.
21:08She was always a jealous little bitch, too.
21:09I'm like, I'm sorry that your paranoia made you think that he was stepping out on you,
21:12because you were actually stepping out on him with everyone when you went to go travel.
21:16I'm not doing that.
21:17Your perception of me is not my fucking business.
21:20Get over it.
21:21And the fact that he is not here to defend himself or to talk about what really happened,
21:24and she brought this shit here when she should be focusing on
21:27not looking like trash for another challenge, is bullshit.
21:31Here's the situation, though.
21:32You might get an answer or you might not.
21:34And I...
21:36I don't care.
21:36It might be resolved, and it might not.
21:38I care about that human.
21:40I care about you as a human.
21:42And I want you to be well.
21:43Oh my god.
21:44And I'm sorry you had to go through all that.
21:45This bitch.
21:46Did JK cause your partner to cheat on you?
21:49I don't know.
21:50I guess I would never know that answer.
21:53Heartbreaks and depression and just being in a negative space is not good.
21:59A girl gets sad, and a girl just drinks, and a girl just sinks into her bed,
22:06and people knock on your door, and you're not there.
22:12So I guess the question is now, are we back on the competition mindset and not the drama?
22:19I am here to showcase my art.
22:22And we're going to do it, and we're going to win.
22:24Period.
22:25Ending Down
22:32Right.
22:32I'll tell ya, have to be tied to another game.
22:33LEGEND
22:55Welcome to the dark side of the moon.
23:16Tonight we've challenged our ghastly ghouls to conceptualize and create looks for our favorite annual event,
23:22the Nosferatu Beach Party.
23:25In addition to modeling their look, the remaining cast must also break off into groups with people they may not even like
23:31and choreograph a lip-sync performance to our song, yes, you guessed it,
23:36the Nosferatu Beach Party.
23:38Available now on Spotify and all major music streaming platforms.
23:43Here to help us judge our beach blanket bang-banger is the screenwriter of Megan, Malignant, and The Nun 2,
23:49our friend, the incomparable Akayla Cooper.
23:52Akayla, my darling, welcome back to the show.
23:56Thank you so much for having me.
23:59And just like the beach, I'm about to be sweet but salty.
24:03And our next judge is a female horror icon in her own right who has become famous for portraying the demon nun Balak in The Nun and The Nun 2,
24:13our good Judy, Bonnie Arons.
24:17Bonnie, welcome back to the show and I hope you came hungry for blood this time.
24:22Oh, I'm thirsty, all right.
24:24Ready to see some fucking vampires this time.
24:28All right, uglies, it's time to unsheathe those fangs, slather yourself in moonblock,
24:36and don your little black bikinis because it's party time.
24:41Muahahaha
24:44Shmel 賰
24:47Mio
24:49Mio
24:50Mio
24:51Mio
24:54Mio
24:56chodzi
24:57,
29:41And we need to eliminate quite a few quickly.
29:44My thoughts exactly.
29:45I'd like to talk about Dahlia Black.
29:47I don't like what I'm hearing behind the scenes from the crew and the cast.
29:51This is our Titan season and everything these cast members do counts.
29:55That means it's not just about showing up with good looks and good performances.
29:59You have to have a good attitude.
30:01You have to be professional and most importantly, you have got to treat the crew and the show with respect.
30:07It is an issue and so is that first dress that she came out with.
30:11I didn't think it was cute.
30:12I didn't think it was cute at all and it confused me.
30:14I didn't mind the first look.
30:16The second look to me felt very crafty.
30:18The sides of the bodice weren't finished, which usually she has such great attention to detail.
30:23I was really surprised.
30:24Let's move on to Jaharia.
30:26This look might be the worst Nosferatu Beach Party look I have seen, period.
30:32Are you sure?
30:33Well, she's giving Astra to run for the money for sure.
30:36Let's talk about Disasterina.
30:38Somehow she was covered up from head to toe at the beach party and it still played very well.
30:43I thought the vampire character was there.
30:45The kookiness.
30:46She gave us cringe.
30:47She gave us disaster.
30:48I loved it.
30:49This is why we love Disasterina.
30:51She's messy.
30:52She's original and I like what she brought tonight.
30:54Me too.
30:55Let's talk about Sigourney.
30:57Sigourney gave us simple the right way.
30:59There was not a lot in this look.
31:01It was a bikini and pasties.
31:02But when you really went in there, the fabrics were gorgeous and expensive looking.
31:07The hair was correct.
31:08The shoes were deadly.
31:10I mean, she really showed up tonight.
31:12Let's talk about Cynthia.
31:13Cynthia confused the hell out of me.
31:15I mean, I don't know if I loved it or hated it.
31:18She almost seemed like an ancient elder vampire that had been partially fried by the sun and decided to show up at the beach anyway.
31:26It was definitely a lot of fun.
31:28She absolutely brought in the party.
31:29What did you think about Abora?
31:31I really thought her outfit was fashionable, but she didn't pop.
31:34And another thing, from what I understand, he had a fog cap on and was going to do a wig reveal, but it never happened.
31:40We should have saw that.
31:41I also thought it was great how his wig kept getting caught on the umbrella, and I had to watch him struggle with keeping it from falling over.
31:50That was real fun.
31:50That was great.
31:51Tonight, the moon may have set on the beach, but your judgment is just the beginning.
32:14It's time to learn who sinks and who swims, and tonight, my bodacious bloodsuckers, you'll be judged as individuals.
32:25That being said, JK, you have in your possession a magic shield spell, which has the power to save yourself or someone else from extermination.
32:36How do you wish to cast the spell?
32:38I'm a little worried for JK.
32:40I didn't see the performance fully, but I'm sure she fucked it up.
32:45There's a piece of me that looks over at Jaharia and sees that this week she is ugly and wanting to save her because I know she's better than this.
32:54And I know, as a good person, I have to do what's right.
32:57I have gained a lot of sisters in this competition, and some of which I think might need it based on what I've seen tonight.
33:05So, Thaw, Protego, my bitch ass.
33:10Smart.
33:11Okay.
33:11So, JK is no longer a candidate for extermination.
33:15Was I before?
33:16You are safe and may leave the stage.
33:19Bye.
33:20I saved myself because my outfit had too many ideas at once.
33:24If I thought I did immaculately, I would have saved Jaharia.
33:27But knowing that every little mistake is being picked apart, I'm taking this chance to save my ass.
33:33Now, Sigourney Bieber, Disasterina, and Cynthia Dahl, you are safe and may also leave the stage.
33:43Well, thank you so much.
33:45Those remaining are among our highest and lowest scoring vampires tonight.
33:48We're going to offer up our opinions and suggestions, and we're going to start with La Zabaletta.
33:54It's the perfect nudist Nasratu.
33:57You absolutely portrayed a character and made it your own, and you committed to it.
34:04Even though the nude illusion was racy and hot, I did lose the whole idea of being on a beach once you lost the cover-up.
34:11My outfit was bigger, and I compromised for my teammates.
34:15Oh, my God.
34:16Never do that again.
34:17I love the craftsmanship with the bedazzled titties and pussy.
34:25Like, congratulations.
34:26I personally would not wear this to a beach, whether it was nudist or not, but that's probably just me.
34:33But congratulations on your bedazzled pussy.
34:38Drag, filth, horror, glamour.
34:40If Audacity was the fifth pillar of Dragula, she would have it in the bag for that forehead.
34:45Moving on to Jaharia.
34:47Hi.
34:48That is a spider, right, Oink?
34:50Your head?
34:51Yes.
34:51Spiders aren't necessarily connected to vampires, so even though it may have been obvious, doing something with a bat might have been a little bit better, or even going for, like, a wolf's head.
35:02Understood.
35:02I thought you did a great job with the lip sync.
35:04The look I cannot get by, because you showed us that super glamorous Gothic bride last week.
35:11So tonight is just a fall from grace for me.
35:13Well, I love you, but I don't know what happened here, because it looks to me like you're wearing a negligee.
35:18Let's just say I listened to the wrong friends and saying this was a great idea.
35:22Yeah.
35:22Eww.
35:23Jaharia girl, whoever that friend is that told you that bathing suit was okay, needs to be put down like a fucking dog, because that, that shit was busted.
35:33Next up, Eva Destruction.
35:36I love the costume. Perfect bikini for the beach.
35:40And you have so much ooze in your performance.
35:44It's immaculate, in my opinion, but it's not my favorite part of what I saw tonight, because that lip sync, the ending, particularly, when you are guzzling blood from your coffin-shaped flask and spinning it into the mouths of your friends.
35:56Incredible.
35:57Now, this looks like something that came out of our closet, so of course I love it.
36:02Yeah, I love that there was a reveal. Both were equally glamorous. I love the parasol. Top notch.
36:09The tightness of your corset is going to be something to pay attention to, because there was bunching as you were moving, and it was a little bit distracting.
36:16The stress has made me lose so much weight. My costumes don't fit like they used to. Thank you, though.
36:23Now, Priscilla Chambers.
36:25Did you bring garlic to a vampire party?
36:29Yeah, I hate all these bitches, so of course I did.
36:31Okay, that's what I'm talking about.
36:32My only critique is that we can see the bottom of your corset through your suit, as I've been saying. This is Titans, and you've been here on Dragula three times, I think, so that is a detail you need to pay attention to.
36:46It'll never happen again.
36:47Akayla, don't look at my outfit.
36:49I know.
36:50I was like this. She's talking, and I'm like,
36:52I don't like wrinkles.
36:54Priscilla, this was ridiculous in the best way. I really liked the volume of the cape. It drew a lot of attention your way. I didn't get the cigarette at first, but then I get, it's your floatie. I get it.
37:06This is brilliant. Elvis at the beach.
37:10Thank you. It's the Elvis to my Priscilla.
37:11Yeah, a hunk-a-hunk-a. I just think that you could have done so much more, like doing some more Elvis moves in your performance.
37:19I can't have a Spiders, but Elvis can be on a vampire beach party.
37:24I guess.
37:25Let's talk about Dahlia Black.
37:27The costume was falling apart a little bit.
37:30It was riding down. Yeah, it was freeing the nipple a little bit.
37:33The costume falling apart and not fitting properly took away from your performance. Other than that, I mean, just adorable.
37:42I think this was the sequel to what I saw at the Monsters of Rock challenge. Half of the time you were there, and the other half you just faded to the back, which is not very good in a group challenge.
37:51I liked your first look maybe better just because I think it was more original. It was cute, but cute's appropriate for this theme, I think.
37:59I did like your performance, but I think you all got outshined by the other groups, sadly. Your makeup is a little bit subtle, and so for something like this, it needs to be bigger to read more on camera.
38:11Okay, thank you.
38:12Dahlia's first look before the reveal, super cute. Second one, terrible.
38:16Moving on to Abora.
38:19I know what a Dahlia is.
38:20It looked like you came from the undertow. You know, you had a very rat-like look about you, which I think is great because vampires are associated with rats in their coffins.
38:31I think that this silhouette is very fashionable and original. I think the only thing that would be a negative would be that you didn't get to your wig reveal in the performance.
38:41Oh, no.
38:44Damn it.
38:45It would have been awesome to see this on stage as part of your story and, like, bring the attention that your group needed.
38:53Amongst the other looks in the room, it was a little forgettable for me, and I don't think I've ever said that to you in the past because usually you're a standout for me, and today you faded a little bit.
39:04Let's move on to Blackberry.
39:06I loved it. That's it. I loved it. I thought you were phenomenal. You just bring it, and you have incredible stage presence.
39:15If someone told me that a 60s beach party could be mashed up with hip-hop culture and vampires, absolutely not. But here it is manifested, and it was so good. You were the boss, bitch.
39:27Oh, that's so good to hear. Thank you.
39:28I think it was a really wise choice to pick the bright red with the wig and the outfit because it just drew everyone's attention.
39:35This was really sexy, too, and you could tell you were feeling it.
39:38Yeah.
39:38It was just great for a Nosferatu beach party.
39:41Big girls can be sexy.
39:42Of course.
39:43They are.
39:44Oh, no. No, I was just saying it. It wasn't.
39:48I also have no critiques. Like, this is the perfect look. It says vampire. It says vintage. It says beach.
39:56And I will compliment you on your vamp 45.
40:00Yes.
40:0040? Billy Dee Williams would be proud.
40:03I got a glass for you after this.
40:04Why, thank you.
40:05Blackberry looks hot. She's looked hot every single week. Let's make that clear. But this week, she is, like, red hot. Like, good for you.
40:16Eva, Priscilla, and Blackberry. You three are our highborn of the beach. But as you know, there can only be one vampire who reigns supreme.
40:24And that overlord is...
40:27Blackberry.
40:33Ah!
40:35Congrats.
40:36Fuck!
40:37Yes, I got a motherfucking win!
40:39I'm in the race now. I feel like I was safe, safe, safe, high, but now I feel like I'm on the board.
40:45Blackberry, your lip sync, teamwork, and overall originality scored you the highest points tonight.
40:51You may all leave the stage and visit our tropical bar, where liquor and argument await.
40:58Ooh.
40:58Well, thank you.
41:00Blackberry winning this challenge feels absolutely correct. She slayed the shit out of this challenge. And I'll take my top placement, so everyone's happy.
41:08Unfortunately for the rest of you, that means your performances have left blood in the water. And the sharks are circling.
41:19I am delighted to tell you that all four of you will be facing this week's extermination.
41:26It's your final chance to prove that you are hungrier than your opponents. And tonight, you'd better have a big appetite.
41:34Our cadaverous beachcombing cooks have conjured up a full vampiric picnic for you to devour.
41:40It's just some blood, raw guts, mysterious chunks of innards, and the vampire who consumes the meal the most voraciously and finishes first will have an excellent chance of surviving to feed another day.
41:53Oh, fucking Christ.
41:55Good luck, uglies.
42:05Sister. What's wrong? What happened?
42:09Nothing. I don't really want to be bothered.
42:11It's me. She's gonna make me cry.
42:14Jaharia's critiques did not go well, and my sister ran off. She feels very, very let down by the words disappointment at the outfit girl.
42:22Hey. Hey, listen. Are you okay?
42:28I'm fine.
42:28Listen, I want you to know that I understand how harsh judgments can be, especially when you're up there in front of other artists and our guest judges.
42:37The words are meant not to hurt you. They're meant to help you so that next time you can make improvements and just deliver what the judges are looking for.
42:44A fall from grace kind of hit really hard because I just wanted, like, I came back to prove that I'm, like, good at what I do, and that just sucks.
42:51So tonight is just a fall from grace for me.
42:54You have been performing so phenomenally in this competition.
42:58I don't want you to take my comments that it was a disappointment to heart and, like, somehow I think less of you.
43:03Everybody has an off night every now and then.
43:05You've got to just look at it like that, rise above, and I promise you it will thrust you forward after you survive and you come back next week.
43:12You got it, okay?
43:14Thank you so much.
43:15In that moment, I was like, they know you can do this, and you know you can do this, so get the fuck up and pull your shit together.
43:22So now I've got to make them proud. I have to. I have to now.
43:26A lot of shit happened earlier this week in the lab, and I don't feel like I got the chance to actually speak.
43:31Speak your mind, yeah.
43:32Fundamentally, I will say, I do not like you. We don't have to like each other.
43:36Yeah. The reason why I exploded is because you triggered me. You see the Zavaleta from the past, the mean one.
43:44When I come back, I hope we can start a friendship, and I hope we can get to know each other and know when to remove ourselves from the problem.
43:52And I'm sorry for bringing your personal life into this.
43:54It's our history.
43:55I love that. Oh, my God.
43:57I came in, machine guns at the ready to hurt this little girl's feelings should she come at me crazy.
44:04And no one is more gagged than me that she's being very genuine.
44:09I don't know where we go from here. I don't know if we ever can be friends, but it was unexpected, and it feels nice.
44:17I feel like I came very aggressively, trying to express myself because I didn't know how to communicate.
44:21Not having this moment, it's very important to start a path that can just guide us as professionals, or can guide us to a friendship, or can guide us to enemies, you know?
44:32We never know.
44:34I'm most excited to see what Jaharia brings.
44:37I think that she will give me a run for my money, and I just want to see who's actually better.
44:42I cannot give you a run for your money.
44:44You have been showing the same fucking shit that we've seen from season two, Titans one, just different fabric.
44:50I don't agree with that.
44:51Yeah.
44:52I don't fucking agree with that.
44:53No. Okay? Okay.
44:53When you come for somebody, you better have the dragged and motherfucking back that shit up.
44:57Priscilla, don't even.
44:58It's not just talking to you.
44:59Priscilla, don't even.
45:00It's starting towards everybody.
45:01Priscilla.
45:02I'm making a broad statement, and it's going to be a real shocker coming out of my mouth, but I do feel like, Dahlia, I think that you're in danger, and I think that you should go home.
45:09That outfit is just expensive.
45:11You couldn't even make this if you wanted to, and you don't even like it, so, like, it's all good, babe.
45:15I will say this.
45:16I do not like you in a competition.
45:18I really fucking don't.
45:19Maybe we can try to repair our friendship outside of this, but that's a big maybe.
45:24Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by Dahlia Black.
45:27Yeah.
45:28Sorry.
45:29Because at least season three, you were honest and upfront to everyone's fucking face, which is why we all fucking hated you, because you are a cunt.
45:34In my personal opinion, I think that, in some ways, Dahlia was the mastermind without knowing fully that she was the mastermind of everything that went down on season three.
45:44Her actions, especially in a competitive environment, sometimes awaken a different kind of monster, and I don't really like that side at all.
45:52I cannot believe some of the shit you have spun.
45:55The tangles web that you weave will get your ass in trouble, and I think that you're tangled up in it now.
46:00I do not value our friendship.
46:02I do not value it in this competition.
46:04It serves me no purpose.
46:05Honestly, I've been wanting to tell you this.
46:06I'm fucking done.
46:08My only response to that, Priscilla, is that I don't have to say anything about you for anyone to form an opinion about you.
46:16You do that all for yourself, babe.
46:17Okay.
46:18Is that true?
46:20Is that fucking true?
46:21I don't talk about her.
46:23And the only times I have talked about her, I've been out of concern.
46:26Sigourney, can you please?
46:26Oh, yeah.
46:27Come on.
46:28The only thing I said was what I said in Cauldron, which was that y'all were drinking.
46:33I do not want this narrative spun that I'm going from one addiction to another because that's not the case.
46:37How you treated us was not right, and you don't want people to treat you like that.
46:41So please, from this moment, cheers to you, cheers to everybody.
46:45Please mind your own fucking business, goddammit!
46:48I feel like if they understood that, like, if I was being threatened with a wellness check, maybe they would be a little bit more like, oh, she really wasn't doing good.
47:09Have fun.
47:09You're seeing one side of the coin.
47:11There's another one.
47:12And you don't know the editing.
47:13They are not nasty to us.
47:15We're not on camera, so I'm going to tell you this because I couldn't tell you this before.
47:20They threatened a wellness check on me.
47:23They threatened a wellness check on me.
47:25And that was when I had my breakdown on the phone, and I said what I said.
47:30I wasn't in the right state of mind.
47:31I'm so sorry.
47:33I'm really sorry.
47:34Hey, so I just want to just clear this up, like, that you all are here.
47:39The thing about the mental health check that you told Zava, that did not happen.
47:43Someone on the phone quite literally said...
47:46Who's someone?
47:47The whole group's here.
47:49Yeah, no.
47:50Oh, my God.
47:50Yeah, so, yeah, Keeley was on the phone, and I'm pretty sure that Keeley was like, do we need to have a mental health check?
47:57No, that was in response to what you were telling them repeatedly, which was, I'm not mentally well.
48:03Well, yeah, but...
48:05So, it's more like someone was actually following up and taking what you were saying kind of seriously and saying, hey, do we need to check in on you?
48:12Because that's something that we would absolutely want to act on and make sure that you're okay.
48:15But the way that it's getting presented now is not that way.
48:18I'll tell you what it came across like.
48:20You were insinuating that, like, okay, girl, now that the camera's off and nobody's around, like, I did what I did because they were threatening a mental health check on me.
48:28And that is not the truth.
48:31You know, you're still miked.
48:32Anyone with a headphone could hear what you were talking about with Zava.
48:36I don't always remember things that I say and when I say it, so I'm sorry.
48:40Fuck.
48:40Fuck.
48:41I'm just making it worse again.
48:43No, I'm not fine.
48:44I'm not fine.
48:44That's fucked up.
48:45I'm sorry.
48:46What was being said tonight was alarming, and we had to address it immediately.
48:49We just had to have this kind of intervention and make sure you understand that.
48:52I'm sorry.
48:52Yeah, we're not upset with you.
48:54We just needed to come and hit it head on and be like, is this happening or not?
48:58If you are having mental health things, which you've said multiple times now, you're not a prisoner here.
49:04You can leave whenever you want.
49:05Do you want to go home?
49:06I don't want to leave, but I also, like, don't want to, like, be at the epicenter of all of this shit.
49:12At the table, it looks like some type of organ.
49:28There's veins sticking out of it and arteries.
49:30It is so repulsive.
49:33I don't know how many times I had to say it in this episode, but I am fucking pissed.
49:38That being said, I'm about to devour whatever the fuck is put in front of me.
49:42This vampire feast, this extermination for me is a breeze because I like to keep it.
49:48Bring it the fuck on.
49:49My strategy is to turn a problem into a solution.
50:06I'm going to feast down on every single morsel and I'm going to take everything with an arm to reach and I'm going to destroy the scene.
50:14Abora is eating everything on this table, including some of the meats that we were told not to eat.
50:21Abora has decided to start eating something that we should not be eating.
50:26You can die.
50:27Please don't.
50:30It's getting stuck in my throat and I'm choking on it and I'm realizing I'm going to have to take small bites if I'm going to actually eat this and not die.
50:40The texture is not great.
50:42It's like, it's grainy.
50:43It feels like there's actual, like, dirt in the fucking meat.
50:47It's awful.
50:50All the little hairs go in between my teeth.
50:53I pull it and the cartilage are just coming out.
50:57It's just very thick.
50:59I was like, fuck this shit.
51:00Just eat it.
51:01I should stay because I was vegan because I'm coming here and I quit.
51:07I was like, I care about the art and I care about the heart.
51:10I should stay here because I have proven I'm a badass fucking bitch.
51:15I have consistently been on the fucking top and I'm going to consistently do that after I devour whatever the fuck this is.
51:22Okay, period, period.
51:24Daba and Dahlia should go home.
51:27With Dahlia gone, it might breathe, you know, some fresh air into the room.
51:31But also, I guess if I'm just, like, talking shit, Dabora should go home because she already did this three fucking times.
51:37I feel devastated but willing to fight.
51:42I know I have the option to just throw the towel, but my hands are so sticky that I can't.
51:48I just can't.
51:49It's hitting me finally that I could go home and I'm scared because I'm afraid that this is all you all are going to see is me coming here and being a mess and then going home.
52:00I really just want to apologize to the Boulets.
52:05I'm sorry I came here and acted kind of a fool and I'm sorry I misunderstood some things and read into it.
52:13I really do appreciate the opportunity and I really hope you keep me.
52:17I really do appreciate the opportunity and I hope you keep me.
52:47I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I changed all day.
52:50I really do appreciate the opportunity and I think it makes me feel it.
52:53Ah!
52:57Did you eat from here?
52:59Yes.
53:00That was not the right thing to do.
53:02Like, you should throw it up.
53:03LORUS and Jane, welcome to our Hellbound Showdown.
53:33Your last opportunity to rise above and return to the main competition.
53:39Now, let the Hellbound Showdown begin.
53:54An incantation once lost in forever.
53:57Washed up in a bottle from an ancient sender.
54:04Two were chosen to recite the spell.
54:10And open the fiery pits of Hell.
54:17NOSFERATO BEACH PARTY
54:24NOSFERATO BEACH PARTY
54:36Come to the NOSFERATO BEACH PARTY
54:43Call to me
54:50Go to the dark ways, fear I breathe
54:54Until your dark ways, oceans deep
54:57Come to the NOSFERATO BEACH PARTY
54:58Let your inferno rise
55:00Come to, come to, call to me
55:03Go to the dark ways, fear I breathe
55:06Until your dark ways, oceans deep
55:10Come to the NOSFERATO
55:12In NOSFERATO
55:14I command you
55:16Now
55:24Jade
55:26You have crushed your foe
55:28And will continue your brutal march
55:30Through the damned
55:33Loras
55:34I'm afraid your journey ends here
55:36Now
55:37Return to the darkness
55:39And let the fires of Hell consume what remains
55:42Ha ha ha ha ha
55:47Ha ha ha ha ha
55:48You
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  • dtamay223 months ago
    Ohhh REALITY TV IS BACK
  • a.3 months ago
    this might be my fav episode of dragula ever 馃槶
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