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00:03We are back in the workroom and we're missing a huge presence.
00:07Athena Dion has left the building.
00:10Ladies, remember, the cage you're trapped in, you built yourself.
00:16Juicy, bring it home.
00:19Love you forever, all of you.
00:22Athena Dion.
00:23Knowing Athena at this point, if she needs to go out,
00:27it's better with family, someone that she loves.
00:29And for y'all to share such a beautiful moment.
00:31Oh my God.
00:33That last line really just got me.
00:35You know, I'm always on your side, so don't ever be a stranger.
00:40Athena's like no other.
00:41I feel like a better queen for knowing her.
00:44Can I teach you guys a little Greek to send off Athena?
00:47Yes.
00:48Sagapo poli means I love you very much.
00:51Sagapo poli.
00:52Enronia pola, Athena.
00:54To many more years, I love you with all my heart,
00:56and I'm going to miss you in this competition.
00:59Do a thing to Dion.
01:02I'm grateful to still be in this competition,
01:05regardless of the fact that I just had to send a close friend home.
01:07I definitely feel a shift in the air.
01:09I'm now standing alone as the only person from my drag family still here.
01:14So I got to represent.
01:16I want to make her proud.
01:17Make everyone in Miami proud.
01:19Bitch, at this point, I think make yourself proud.
01:21It's like fuck trying to please all these other people.
01:23Yeah.
01:24Do what the fuck you want to do because you're a fucking star.
01:27I think that Juicy is used to doing what Athena says to do.
01:33And hopefully now she can really push herself more than she has been.
01:39Congrats to our winner.
01:41Yay!
01:43Win number two.
01:44You've been very close every week and now after what was your last one was what?
01:48Eight weeks ago?
01:49Nine weeks ago?
01:50Shit.
01:51You've been very close every time and now you're finally back.
01:53I was having moments of like had I just sort of plateaued.
01:57So I feel great.
01:58I feel affirmed.
01:59I feel like I'm on the right track.
02:01But speaking of, how do you?
02:04Yeah.
02:04I want to make you proud.
02:06I want to make you proud.
02:07You didn't squabble this opportunity.
02:09I know you didn't.
02:09Miss Mikey, you were also very much in the top.
02:12Your voice is insane.
02:13Like you should just feel so proud of yourself.
02:17They said some pretty amazing things and I feel galvanized.
02:20Kenya, I feel galvanized.
02:23Speaking of Kenya.
02:24Kenya, Kenya, Kenya.
02:28I finally can feel galvanized for real.
02:30Bitch, I finally added validity to the fucking word, bitch.
02:34I got my fucking life this week.
02:35Good.
02:36You could not have asked for any more perfect challenge for me to show them what I fucking had.
02:41If you want to take a trip to Discord land, I don't think I was on the bottom now.
02:46I don't think I was on the top.
02:47I don't think I was on the top.
02:48I think I was just safe, safe.
02:51Come on, girl.
02:52I'm not the judge.
02:53It's not my opinion that matters.
02:54Discord, I thought it was your time tonight.
02:56Same.
02:57I just thought, Juicy, you were going to be safe.
02:58I thought it would be between you and Athena.
03:00That's not what happened.
03:01I would say that my confidence is my biggest strength.
03:04It has gotten me all the way here.
03:07It has kept me in the top in my head.
03:09So as long as I keep this delusional Discord train running, I think I'll make it all the
03:15way to the end.
03:16Y'all, we are at a motherfucking top seven.
03:18Wow.
03:20Wow.
03:20We've eliminated half the girls.
03:22This is half the cast.
03:23This is half the cast.
03:24What the?
03:25Wait a fucking minute, bitch.
03:26Wait.
03:26So we started with 14.
03:28Uh-huh.
03:28And seven went home.
03:29Uh-huh.
03:30Uh-huh.
03:30Then there's seven of us left.
03:32Yeah.
03:32So now, bitch is half of them.
03:34Yeah!
03:35Oh, shit!
03:37Oh, shit!
03:38If there is a moment where Darlene is about to come out, baby, it is the top seven.
03:44I just am desperately feeling like I need to show up, and I need a win.
03:50Oh, Miss Shenanigans, can you unzip me?
03:53It is time for the girls to start packing.
03:55We gotta get these numbers down.
03:57Oh, it's like a fucking can of biscuits.
04:02Good morning.
04:03Good morning.
04:03Good morning.
04:04Child, it is a new day in the work room, and being in the top seven, that's crazy.
04:09Especially with this cast.
04:10I'm ready to show the judges what this big-ass, big-titty girl has.
04:15Is this the top seven we thought was gonna happen?
04:18I feel like from the beginning, I was like, I don't know if Darlene's gonna last very long.
04:23Okay.
04:23And you have surprises at every turn.
04:25We have given Darlene shit for the crazy shit she packed, and yet, she has saved our-
04:30Everyone!
04:31Every challenge!
04:33Because every challenge you are like, fuck, I need big red shoes!
04:36Who's got them?
04:37It's like, no!
04:38Hello, hello, hello!
04:41Hi!
04:42Ooh!
04:44My queen!
04:45Hi!
04:46In the spirit of open communication and sisterly love, for today's mini-challenge, the library is about to be open.
04:55Hello!
04:55That's right.
04:57Because reading is what?
04:58Fundamental!
04:59That's right.
05:01Oh, pit crew!
05:02Hi Thor!
05:05Hi Thor!
05:06Hi Thor!
05:07God of thunder!
05:07Why, thank you so much.
05:09Lovely.
05:10Say bye to Chris!
05:12Bye Chris!
05:12Bye Chris!
05:13Yes, S.
05:14Alright, first up, Darlene Mitchell.
05:17Come on, Darlene.
05:18Darlene, the library is open.
05:21NeNe Coco.
05:22Taking a look at her drag closet, it's kind of like a good old church potluck.
05:26Lots of variety, but no flavor.
05:28Ooh!
05:30Darlene's getting spicy!
05:32The good girl's going bad.
05:34Miss Kenya Pleaser.
05:36I've heard she's a religious woman.
05:38And apparently so are her heels, because they are staying up on faith and prayer.
05:44What's the difference between Darlene and a computer?
05:48Computers actually have gigs.
05:51Jane, don't.
05:53On the runway, you are always dripping in rhinestones.
05:56We call her a vajazzle, because that is the technical term for rhinestones on a cunt.
06:03I didn't see that coming.
06:05Darlene Mitchell.
06:06Her name is so white, when I stood next to her, my credit score went up 100 points.
06:11NeNe Coco.
06:12The forever twink that got access to free cable and watercolors in the psych ward.
06:18Uh-oh.
06:22Juicy Love Dion is what happens when you dismantle the Department of Education.
06:27Jane, don't.
06:28If you want to watch Jane spiral, tell her you like her.
06:30Tell her she's funny.
06:32Tell her she's smart.
06:35Discord's reads are a little dry, just like NeNe told us that tongue was.
06:40Genia Pleaser.
06:41Genia, you remind me of my favorite Wizard of Oz character.
06:45The Brick Road.
06:47NeNe has a face only a mother could love.
06:50That mother being Casey Anthony.
06:52Oh!
06:53Oh, my God!
06:54Jane, don't.
06:55Is on an all-sex diet.
06:57She has sex to lose weight.
06:59She's gained 18 pounds.
07:03NeNe Coco.
07:05Out of drag, you look like someone Jane would beat up and steal their lunch money.
07:09And in drag, you look like a mechanical engineer.
07:12Damn.
07:13Okay, I tried.
07:14I tried.
07:14I really tried.
07:15Mikey Meeks.
07:16Everyone says you look like Arya Stark from Game of Thrones, but I think you look more like Peter Dinklage.
07:22Damn.
07:23No laughs.
07:25You know that, you know.
07:28Discord Adams.
07:29Judging from your runway walk, you really are part of the Adams family.
07:32Lurch.
07:34Mikey Meeks.
07:35Out of drag, you look like a beautiful butch lesbian.
07:38And in drag, you look like her less attractive girlfriend.
07:42Kenya Pleaser.
07:44It's safe to say that Kenya Pleaser is one of the most talented girls in this competition.
07:49It's not true, but it's safe.
07:54Okay, the library is closed officially.
07:58Ladies, you are all illiterate.
08:02The winner of today's mini challenge is...
08:05Mikey Meeks.
08:08I win the reading challenge.
08:10I may look nice, but this tongue is sharp.
08:13Condragulations.
08:14You've won a cash prize of $2,500.
08:17I love you. I promise I love you.
08:20My queens.
08:21Sadly, Didi Fuego, Mandy Mango, Briar Blush, Sierra Mist, Vita Vontistar, Mia Starr, and Athena Dion have all been eliminated.
08:33But that doesn't mean they can't come back to haunt you.
08:38No, do not train these girls back in this competition. I can't take it.
08:42What the fuck?
08:43Please welcome back to the competition...
08:49...the suitcases left behind by your eliminated sisters.
08:54Whoo!
08:55Whoo!
08:55Thank God.
08:57I'm gonna have to call air traffic control about this.
09:00The white zone is for loading and unloading only.
09:03How about I get a ticket?
09:05Ladykins, before traveling here, we asked all 14 of you to pack materials that you could fashion into a runway
09:13look.
09:13Now, here's the twist.
09:15Each of these stylish away suitcases belongs to a queen who has sashayed away.
09:22For this week's maxi challenge, you need to use one of your eliminated sisters' materials to create a festive look
09:30that says,
09:31Party!
09:34Honestly, this is great for me.
09:36A lot of the sewing girls have been set packing.
09:38So I'm like, okay, maybe it's win number three.
09:44Now, Mikey, you won the mini challenge, so you get to pick first.
09:49Mikey, who do you choose?
09:51I'm gonna go for my sister, Briar Blush.
09:55I wanna make you proud.
09:56I'm gonna make you proud.
09:58Now, Mikey, you get to choose which queen chooses next.
10:02Kenya, you get to pick next.
10:03Oh, thank you.
10:04I pick Kenya next because she was in the bottom for the last design challenge, and I can't give Jane
10:10another win.
10:11I'm gonna go with Vida Vontistar.
10:14Vida, Vida, Vida!
10:15You know you want a Vida!
10:17Kenya, who goes next?
10:19I will choose Juicy.
10:21I'm gonna go for my good TT Mia store.
10:25I like all kinds of guys.
10:28JLD, who goes next?
10:30Miss Jane, don't.
10:32I choose Sierra Mist.
10:35Who goes next?
10:36Darlene, go on ahead.
10:38Mother Athena Dion.
10:40I own the moon because I like the shot.
10:42Athena had been dubbed the dragiest drag queen on the main stage, and I just really trust what's in there
10:47is for me.
10:48Darlene, who goes next?
10:51Nene.
10:51Okay, Nene, whose baggage do you claim?
10:55Can I have my luggage?
10:58Is that an option?
10:59I'm gonna go for Didi Fuego.
11:01I'm not your cup of tea, okay, I'm tequila.
11:04Which means Discord has inherited Mandy Mango's baggage.
11:09A literal table.
11:10That's cool.
11:12If what Mandy wore was any indication of what she packed, I don't think this is gonna be pretty for
11:18old Discord.
11:19All right, Lady Gens, you can use your own hair, undergarments, and accessories.
11:24But the rest of your party look needs to come from the materials packed inside your Away suitcases.
11:31And remember, even though you'll be using another queen's material, your final look needs to be all you.
11:38Racers, start your engines.
11:40And may the best drag queen win.
11:42I'm gonna hit my fight!
11:43You got fried chicken here.
11:46Let's see what's in our suitcase, sister.
11:49Whoa!
11:52Thank God.
11:53Okay, yellow.
11:54Hello?
11:56Sierra, if there was ever a moment that I need you to be almost over-prepared for every single aspect
12:01of the show, now is it.
12:04Bitch, it's a fabric store!
12:06I knew it!
12:07I knew my good sis, Sierra!
12:10And looking around, everybody else seems to have, like, a few pieces of fabric and some trim or whatever, but
12:14I'm like, I have a lot of fabric.
12:16Oh my goodness!
12:17We have stretch velvet in the building, bitch.
12:19Zebra, okay, yes, mama!
12:22Ah!
12:23Wait, is that it?
12:25That's it?
12:29Athena!
12:30This is not what I expected from Athena.
12:33I wish I could go back in time and leave that suitcase on the end.
12:36Don't let me down, Briar, don't let me down.
12:39Well, it's a very...
12:41It's a very subdued party.
12:43I fear Briar may have squabbled this opportunity.
12:45I picked my sister Briar blush because we have similar aesthetic points, but I see a sea of navy.
12:54Not my favorite colors to work with, but at least I have something to work with.
12:58All right, that's what I want to wear to a party, you know what I'm saying?
13:01What is this? There's hot glue on it.
13:04Oh!
13:05A terrible realization sets in.
13:07Oh, it's cut-up!
13:08It's cut-up Sierra!
13:10That's Sierra!
13:12Every piece of fabric has giant holes in it.
13:16Some of it has hot glue all over it.
13:18There's a hairnet in here.
13:20What the fuck?
13:22Sierra has given me complete garbage.
13:26This is a remnant sale.
13:28I was like, oh my god, there's so much fabric.
13:30Bitch, what the fuck?
13:30No way, she gave you scraps.
13:31All of them are scraps.
13:33That's crazy.
13:33The whole thing.
13:34Oh my god!
13:36A minute ago, I had the highest hopes.
13:39And now, this is DEF CON 5.
13:42Worst case scenario.
13:43I genuinely don't know if I have enough fabric to make a dress.
13:49She already made me a bow.
13:50Our challenge this week, we have to make party dresses.
13:54With the leftover materials provided by the eliminated queens.
13:58I hate this fabric.
13:59The yellow?
14:00I hate this specific one that's got the orange shift in it.
14:02I just think it looks like a duck.
14:04Are we allowed to have a drag swap?
14:06No.
14:06No, no, we're not, honey.
14:09I am frustrated with what is in this suitcase.
14:1112 yards of non-stretched zebra.
14:14Two giant appliques, black and white.
14:17And maybe three yards of spandex.
14:20How are my yellow shoes gonna go in?
14:22You can't use bananas.
14:24So, body contrast and a 12-yard zebra train.
14:27Let's go.
14:30How do you feel about your stuff, Beanie?
14:32I feel pretty good about it.
14:33This is cool.
14:34The color story that she brought is so good.
14:37Yeah.
14:37And this, honestly, has a bunch of inspiration printed all over it.
14:41I get into Dee Dee's suitcase and it's just this beautiful print.
14:44Sometimes you gotta let the fabric speak for itself.
14:46This fashion illustration fabric, that needs to be the thing that I prioritize in this design.
14:52I'm gonna try to sketch a few things.
14:53I won the first design challenge and I take a lot of pride in my ability to make all my
14:58own looks.
14:58And I have a shot at the win.
15:01Reduce, reuse, recycle, honey.
15:03What is wrong with her?
15:04I knew I shouldn't have trusted a bitch that wakes up at 7am.
15:08I feel reasonably certain that this was a strategic decision.
15:12Most of the girls in the room suspected we might be switching materials.
15:17This is Drag Race.
15:18They're probably not just going to have us bring the materials to make a dress that we have a plan
15:23for.
15:23Where's the fun in that?
15:24You know what? I'm glad I put you last in the Raider Queen.
15:26Deserved.
15:28If I would have gotten a Sierra suitcase, I'm going off the record.
15:32I would have left.
15:33I would have said, thank you so much for this opportunity.
15:35This bitch has fucked me over.
15:37Wait, we can all kind of like fit inside it.
15:39Oh my god, yes!
15:40No, I swear to god.
15:42I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
15:44This is a fashion moment.
15:46Probably the best remaining seamstress now has no fabric.
15:50Oh man.
15:53Hey lady kids.
15:54Are you bitches in stitches?
15:58Yes we are.
16:00Jane, don't. Come on over.
16:02Yay!
16:04So Jane, what do you have here?
16:08Sierra graciously packed fabric with huge holes in them.
16:12Okay.
16:12So I am sort of starting at square negative three.
16:15Okay.
16:15Because I'm basically going to have to construct a textile so that I have enough fabric to use.
16:21You chose Sierra Miss.
16:23I did.
16:23Why did you choose her?
16:24Well, Sierra's approach to this competition was very like prepared.
16:27She really seemed to have a plan for everything.
16:29Clearly the plan was sabotage!
16:32You won last week.
16:34Do you feel there's a target on your head?
16:36Yeah, absolutely.
16:37I don't think everybody's upset to see me working at a disadvantage.
16:41You know what I mean?
16:42I love that tattoo of the Divine Miss M.
16:45How long have you had that?
16:46I've had it for a couple of years.
16:48I feel like she really did her own thing.
16:50You know, she was working in the continental baths and she was like kind of this punk rock,
16:54like screaming, like drag queen.
16:55And somehow she managed to parlay that into, you know, becoming a woman my mom loves.
17:01And I love that idea of like the ultimate outsider who finds her way inside the castle.
17:06Is that your story?
17:07I hope so.
17:08I'm extremely hard on myself.
17:09And I think I've spent a lot of the time here doing really, really well and still feeling like it
17:16wasn't good enough.
17:16And I think I...
17:17What is that about?
17:18I don't know.
17:19What payoff do you get from that?
17:21I don't, there isn't any.
17:22It doesn't serve you.
17:23It doesn't, no.
17:24Yeah, yeah.
17:25And I know that.
17:25So I'm, that's, that's, that's what I'm trying to work on a little bit.
17:28Well, I believe in you.
17:30I believe in you.
17:31Rue is far more confident than I am that I'm going to be able to pull this off.
17:35I think this is going to be gorgeous.
17:36Thank you so much.
17:37All right.
17:37She is so used to me doing well that she doesn't seem to process that I'm like, no, I'm really
17:44fucked.
17:45Kenya Pleaser.
17:47Come on.
17:48Hi, Kenya.
17:49So now the last time we had a design challenge, it didn't quite work out the way you wanted it
17:54to.
17:54No.
17:55Kenya, you are up for elimination.
17:58How are you going to avoid lip syncing this week?
18:02Rue, I'm going to try to sew my little fat ass off, girl.
18:05Wait a minute, that's what you said the last time.
18:10What do you have there?
18:12Rue, you are looking at a puff sleeve bell bottom jumpsuit.
18:16Uh huh.
18:16I want to go to like a disco party.
18:18A jumpsuit is always great.
18:19Yeah.
18:19You just have to have the right proportions.
18:21You have to make sure that that bell lands at the right place.
18:24Absolutely.
18:24You have to make sure the sleeves are in proportion with that bell.
18:28In theory, what you're doing is great.
18:30It's just the construction.
18:32If I can pull that off, I think I could be in there like swimwear bitch.
18:34Go back to work.
18:36Yes, thank you so much.
18:37I feel like Vita has set me up for a really successful design challenge.
18:42It's no time for save.
18:43I need to win something.
18:45All right, Juicy, come on down.
18:47Hi, Juicy.
18:48Why didn't you get Athena's baggage?
18:51Because I know my mother and I know that she kind of likes to play a little dirty game.
18:56Oh.
18:57So you had some intel.
18:58A little bit.
18:59And you had to lip sync against her last week.
19:01Yes, I did.
19:02It did break my heart to do so, but now I can be as loose as the juice can get.
19:08The juice is loose?
19:09The juice is loose.
19:12I remember what laughter felt like.
19:14Now, I see you have a sketch there.
19:16I do.
19:16Is this a cat suit?
19:17I'm going like a Kylie jumpsuit route.
19:20Do you have a pad?
19:20I padded for the risicle.
19:22Little pads.
19:23Yes, yes, yes.
19:23But do you ever give them just a bunch of ass?
19:25A bunch of ass?
19:26That's what you want to use?
19:27And some titties.
19:27Oh, okay.
19:28Maybe I can pull out some.
19:29Well, listen.
19:30At this point, the judges are looking for variety.
19:33They want a queen who has range.
19:36Yes.
19:37Okay.
19:37Well, you get to work.
19:38Thank you so much for that.
19:39Thank you, Juicy.
19:40The juice is loose.
19:41Absolutely, baby.
19:43Rue's pretty hard to read, but she laughed at the juice is loose.
19:47Pop quiz, where is the juice is loose from?
19:49Beetlejuice.
19:52Is that me wrong?
19:54Where is it from?
19:55It's from O.J. Simpson.
19:57Shut the fuck up.
19:58I used to call him the juice.
20:00Oh, Lord.
20:01Okay.
20:03Discord Adams, will you runway walk over here?
20:09The walk is terrible.
20:11It's not terrible.
20:12It's terrible.
20:13T-U-R-R-I-B-L-E.
20:15Terrible.
20:15You're doing something with your shoulders.
20:17Whatever you're doing with your shoulders, do it with your hips.
20:19Okay.
20:20Keep your shoulders straight.
20:21Can you do this?
20:22No.
20:23Don't do your knees together.
20:25A workshop.
20:26That might be it.
20:27Please don't call him a specialist.
20:29I cannot remember a time in Drag Race history when RuPaul has been like, the situation is so dire.
20:37Tall neck.
20:38But keep your shoulders down.
20:39Yeah.
20:39That I need to go in there and set it to right.
20:42Do you have some other walks in yet?
20:44Maybe.
20:45Every time I go in there, I'm like, I'm going to give them the best walk ever.
20:48And then I walk out and you all are laughing and I'm like, it's the same walk.
20:51It's the same one, isn't it?
20:52I know it is.
20:54You chose Mandy Mango.
20:55I chose nothing.
20:56You chose nothing.
20:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:57Right.
20:58They chose you last.
20:59I think, like, I have been notoriously, like, pretty decent at the design challenges.
21:03So, maybe it's because they didn't want me to get a good suitcase.
21:07Now, I see a shredded sort of Bob Mackie dress there.
21:11You nailed it.
21:12I love the asymmetrical storyline there.
21:14That always works.
21:15Yes.
21:16What do you think is going to help you break through in this competition?
21:19Well, I thought it was going to be the Pope.
21:20It was very funny.
21:22And a side of you came out in that that was very unexpected.
21:26Keep that up.
21:27Make sure this is the time you're in the top.
21:30Okay?
21:30Yep.
21:30I can't wait to see how this turns out.
21:34Ladies, listen up.
21:35Tomorrow on the main stage, you'll be debuting your party looks,
21:39where we will be joined by the muse that Yves Saint Laurent called the perfect woman.
21:46Supermodel extraordinaire, Iman.
21:49Oh, my God.
21:50My fucking God.
21:52Iman's going to see me in garbage.
21:55Iman is going to see me in garbage.
21:58Get that walk together discourse.
22:03So, good luck and don't fuck it up.
22:06Thanks, Ru.
22:08Thanks, Ru.
22:12I'm going to cut this out here and then hold it together with safety pins.
22:15And they said you can use safety pins.
22:16It's fine.
22:17I can't use safety pins as embellishments, but I can use them as safety pins.
22:20If I cut this in half and the only way to hold it together is with a safety pin,
22:23then I can see that.
22:24But I can't, like, cover this whole dress with safety pins for no reason.
22:27Right.
22:28That makes sense.
22:28I guess.
22:29I guess it makes sense.
22:30So, we're only allowed to use the materials provided,
22:33and we're only allowed to use materials as they are intended.
22:36So, if I can't use safety pins to embellish, then I'm going to use them to sew it.
22:40This rhinestone fishnet cannot be sewn.
22:43It cannot be hot glued.
22:44So, I'm going to safety pin it.
22:46Which, honestly, is quintessential discord.
22:51Oh, my hand's getting tired.
22:53Emotions are high.
22:54Oh my god, I can't take it anymore.
22:56Sewing machines are going.
22:58Fabric is everywhere.
22:59And Jane is having her fourth meltdown of the day.
23:05Trust me, I don't like it any more than you do, babe.
23:08I have my guardian angels.
23:09I still got Vita in a suitcase.
23:11Oh, girl, bring Vita out.
23:13We'll put Vita around her.
23:15We put drag queens in a room, and you expect us to work on outfits all day long,
23:19and we're not supposed to go crazy.
23:21The most sane person in the room right now is discord.
23:25And that says a lot.
23:27Out of the seven girls eliminated, who has your favorite drag style?
23:31Vita.
23:32It would have to be Vita.
23:34Vita, and honestly, I think Crystal is genuinely...
23:37Who is Crystal?
23:38Who is Crystal?
23:40Y'all don't remember Crystal?
23:42Wow, that's pretty embarrassing for all of you.
23:44Remember her entrance by which she walked in and she said,
23:47Hey, it's me, Crystal.
23:49Yes, I remember that bitch.
23:51Yeah.
23:53Crystal is an icon, Crystal is a legend, and she is the moment.
23:56She is the secret 15th queen of this season, girl.
23:59Yes, remember she and Athena got in that fight about who had their butt done better?
24:04Girl, you remember when Athena slapped her with her tentacles?
24:06Yes, Athena hit her.
24:07A lot.
24:08Yes, yes.
24:10Juicy, you literally sent the bitch home.
24:12Like, what is that?
24:12Juicy, stop acting like you don't remember Crystal.
24:14Like, what the fuck?
24:14Stop it because, like, I really do have, like, some spots in my memory that I can't fill in right
24:18now.
24:19Wait, is there a Crystal on this season?
24:22Juicy, you literally sent her home to Mambo number five.
24:26It was sickening, you did a 360 dip right as Lou Vega asked for a little more Erica by his
24:32side.
24:34Y'all need to go get some sleep.
24:35We're at the point of the competition where we're all just delirious.
24:38I forgot how to do a running stitch.
24:40That's okay.
24:40I forgot to hear his name.
24:45Bitch, it's gonna be a long night.
24:48Back to work.
24:51You know what it's about to go down, down.
24:56Today we are going to walk the runway in our party dresses.
24:59We all know I'm a fashion girl and I love being critical about what the other girls are wearing.
25:04Because sometimes it is not good.
25:05But today, this is not one of those days.
25:08Oh my god.
25:09Looking around the room, everybody has something pretty wearable on the dress form.
25:14So I'm not seeing anything that looks like an obvious contender for the bottom.
25:19Which is a little irritating.
25:24Mikey, how are you feeling about your look?
25:25We changed directions.
25:27At first I was going for like Charlie XDX Party Girl.
25:29Right.
25:29But like, okay, let's have a party in Aspen.
25:32Like, let's go to the slopes.
25:33Yeah, let's go on the slopes.
25:34Because I go skiing even when the slopes are closed.
25:37Oh.
25:37Even though in my suitcase there was not that much variety.
25:42I have made a fitted skirt.
25:44I have made earmuffs.
25:45I made a scarf.
25:45And I made a giant muff to go with it.
25:47All within matching fabric.
25:49But you were like done first yesterday.
25:50You had like your outfit finish.
25:51Yeah, so I really wanted to make sure I had a clean silhouette.
25:55Oh.
25:55That it fit me perfectly, honey.
25:59I really thought coming into this competition, I had my body figured out.
26:02Everything was where it's supposed to be at.
26:03But Ruth did give me some advice about proportionizing.
26:07And I made sure that, ugh.
26:09Like bitch, I want to be curvaceous like a Coke bottle.
26:11Did you teach yourself how to sew?
26:12How did you learn how to sew?
26:13Did you know you could buy like drag offline?
26:15Yeah.
26:15And the bitch was like, I don't have things for big girls.
26:18And the bitch literally was like, if you want something your size, learn how to sew.
26:20And you know what?
26:21I took her advice.
26:23Bitch, and I learned how to motherfucking sew.
26:24Honey, I have stepped my pussy up, my clitoris up, my vulva, vulva, whatever you call it, bitch.
26:29I don't know nothing about no vaginas.
26:31But I have stepped it up, honey.
26:32This is my goddamn revenge dress.
26:34This is my redemption jumpsuit.
26:36How did your look end up coming together?
26:39I made some edits.
26:40The cape is gone.
26:41The little flowers are chopped.
26:43The ones that you spent literally the first like two hours.
26:47Okay.
26:48But I feel like it looks better being a little bit more streamlined and less like all over the place.
26:52Because I feel like that's kind of normally what all of my looks are.
26:54I am concerned for Darlene.
26:56She wasn't given a lot to work with.
26:58That was a lot of zebra and a little bit of black.
27:02I don't know.
27:03I don't know if I'm seeing the vision.
27:05And you, Janie?
27:06Did you figure it out after Sierra's home?
27:09Yeah.
27:09I think we landed on something.
27:11Despite Sierra's best efforts, I have a dress.
27:14It's not particularly interesting, but it does look pretty good.
27:19And it's a dress.
27:20And it can go on my body.
27:21Maybe there's a sliver of hope that Sierra Mist has not condemned me to elimination.
27:28How are you feeling about your look, Miss Diva?
27:31I think it's Gorge.
27:32It came together at the end.
27:33I worked very hard hemming these pants and making sure the finishings were nice.
27:38I think it looks cut.
27:40Feels good.
27:40Yeah.
27:41It looks like you're going to a party.
27:42This time around, Juicy, who has spent the last however many weeks struggling to thread a bobbin,
27:47did not get any help from anybody.
27:49So, I'm curious how this is going to play out.
27:55How's your outfit?
27:56Did you change anything?
27:56It fully came together.
27:58Thankfully, everything fit the first time.
28:02The construction skills that NeNe has, I think, are excellent.
28:06But the ladies who lunch with an orange sequin catsuit underneath, don't know how I'm so sold on.
28:13How are you feeling about today?
28:15Yesterday, I was completely spiraling.
28:16But I really, really, really, really love my outfit now.
28:19It has a lot of safety pins.
28:21I wasn't expecting how many safety pins it was going to have.
28:22There are 800.
28:23There are literally 800 safety pins on it.
28:27Safety pins?
28:28Bitch, safety pins was not in that goddamn suitcase.
28:31I didn't sew one part of the outfit.
28:33The entire thing is hemmed and put together with the safety pins.
28:36Who cares?
28:39That's some shenanigans.
28:41I think Discord is definitely trying to get away with something.
28:43Period.
28:44Do you think the judges are going to clock your safety pins today and be like, have anything
28:48to say about them?
28:49In a bad way?
28:50I don't know.
28:51How are they going to read the safety pins?
28:53Well, I hope they read it as fashion.
28:54If you take these safety pins out, my entire garment will fall apart.
28:58Which means these safety pins were necessary.
29:01Did they have the added bonus of making it aesthetically freaking cool?
29:05Yes.
29:06Like three safety pins is trash.
29:08Like a thousand safety pins?
29:10Fashion.
29:12I hesitate to make predictions every time I'm like, I think it'll be great.
29:15Boom Boom the Fool.
29:16You know what I mean?
29:17We just really got to channel more Boom Boom Pow.
29:19We have to channel Boom Boom Pow.
29:21We have to channel Boom Boom Pow.
29:22I love Boom Boom Pow.
29:25I don't know, I'm just obsessed with that song.
29:26To be fair, I am obsessed with the Black Eyed Peas.
29:29I have them since I was a child.
29:30Can you please describe Boom Boom Pow?
29:32Boom Boom Pow to me is a way of life, really.
29:34It's structured like an ancient poem.
29:37It's like the Odyssey.
29:38It's like singing me oh muse.
29:39The four philosophers.
29:40Yes, like before we get to even hear the Boom Boom Pow,
29:43each of the peas appears to describe the Boom Boom Pow to us.
29:48So that we will know its presence when we see it.
29:50It's sort of like Old Testament prophet shit.
29:52It is, yeah.
29:52The horsemen of the Boom Boom Pow.
29:54The horsemen of the Black Eyed Peas.
29:55The horsemen of the Black Eyed Peas.
29:56The horsemen of the Black Eyed Peas.
29:56They will appear so that you shall know the Boom Boom Pow when you see it.
30:01I think that Boom Boom Pow is a text
30:04that when scientists are digging up our civilization,
30:08they will find it.
30:09It will be our Gilgamesh.
30:10That's when Fergie truly let us know
30:12about how she is 3,008 and we're 2,000 and late.
30:17Hello.
30:18When the finale lip sync song is Boom Boom Pow.
30:20Girl, if the finale lip sync song was Boom Boom Pow,
30:24when I tell you, I would be going feral.
30:28Bitch, I don't know.
30:29I'm tired.
30:30Let's play some basketball.
30:34Sometimes I'm like, wow.
30:35I have a degree.
30:37Huh.
30:38What's your degree in?
30:39Fashion design.
30:40Oh, wait.
30:41Hold on.
30:43Have you said that to people?
30:44What happened?
30:44What did Darlene say?
30:45I just found out that Darlene has a degree in fashion design.
30:48You went to school for fashion design?
30:51Here go, NeNe.
30:52I always went into the styling route.
30:55I would do my base garment sketches and then I would just start styling the hell out of it.
31:00Mind you, I see Darlene go for the fucking Ziploc bag full of wigs.
31:05Well, ladies and gentlemen.
31:06Look at the bag.
31:10The mullet.
31:11The mullet bag.
31:13Darlene has the ugliest bag of wigs.
31:15Some in which I don't even know why she brought.
31:19Oh my god.
31:20Wait, I'm seeing it.
31:22She is fierce.
31:23What is that ash blonde bob?
31:25Who wants to wear that?
31:26Wait, bitch.
31:27I fully have my bob under the table.
31:29Why do you have a bob under the table?
31:30Because, bitch, I'm ready to serve cunt at all times.
31:33An emergency wig or something you can just hit two times and you're ready.
31:39What the fuck?
31:40Darlene, why do you have this?
31:43It looks like you're about to sell me some chicken nuggets.
31:46I hate this one.
31:48Oh my god, this is so disgusting.
31:50The girls just can't take.
31:54You get a mullet.
31:55You get a mullet.
31:56You get a mullet.
31:57NeNe, why are you so passable?
31:59You get a mullet.
32:01You get a mullet.
32:01You get a mullet.
32:02You get a mullet.
32:03You get a mullet.
32:04A new cut.
32:04A new color.
32:06A new color.
32:07We're having a very good time with the wigs.
32:08This is only bag number one.
32:14Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
32:16Michelle Visage.
32:18Now, what's your favorite kind of party?
32:21Uh, fisting?
32:23BYOF.
32:26Style superstar Carson Kressley.
32:28What's your favorite kind of party?
32:30Oh, I love a slumber party.
32:32Especially when there's fisting.
32:35And the one, and only, Iman is here.
32:40Iman, what's your favorite kind of party?
32:42Ain't no party like a cha-cha party,
32:44cause a cha-cha party goes aww!
32:47Woo!
32:49Aww!
32:54Cha-cha, bitch!
32:55Yay!
32:57Iman, you look gorgeous as always.
33:00Thank you, darling.
33:01It's great to be here.
33:02this week we challenged our queens to use the materials of their eliminated sisters to create
33:09festive fashions and tonight on the runway category is party racers start your engines
33:17and may the best drag queen win
33:24category is party up first darlene mitchell headed to the vma's after party
33:32poop there it is a good design requires three things volume silhouette and a mullet i am
33:40eating this runway with every step this little mini dress is so form-fitting i can barely breathe
33:46and i've got pillow up top pillow on each arm pillow around the hip i could fall and be protected
33:52from
33:52any angle roost for your pleasure i'll see you at the after after party i'll see you at the zoo
34:00discord adams headed to an end of the world party oh it's just her and the twinkie
34:08i chose not to use any of the yellow fabric i was given because this is not a bart simpson
34:12moment for
34:13me this is couture looks like a moth has eaten me up but the safety pins are holding me together
34:23and rupaul just cheeses right at me and gives me a big thumbs up i have mastered the walk in
34:29front of
34:30iman i am a supermodel is she punching us i said step away from the shredder juicy love dion on
34:38her way
34:39to a miami beach party oh miami mob wife eleganza thank you titimian for your fabrics i knew my big
34:49back sister would not let me down i'm giving you miami beach it's hot and i'm letting the breeze in
34:55with all these open panels on this kylie jumpsuit i'm showing body i'm padded we're in front of iman
35:02you have to serve i dream of weenie yes if you can't beat them harem harem i don't even know
35:10them
35:11jane don't head it to a grammy's after party oh how much it costs for one leg eat it up
35:19this look
35:20is a bob mackie inspired gown so i am giving very glam very professional lady i'm covered in appliques
35:29everything has been pieced together individually all i have to say to sierra mist is thank you
35:35because if it weren't for your deceit and treachery i would not be here looking fierce say hi to clive
35:41davis for me nene coco headed to a fashion week post-show garden party oh anyone else hungry for a
35:50carrot it is springtime and i am floating into this garden party in this bright bold gown complete with
35:57a cat suit balloon sleeve bolero mini skirt and detachable train oh i love a convertible
36:04oh yes yes it's a jennifer convertible my pony is snatched and my walk is fierce the train is no
36:12longer running no it stopped mikey meets headed to an opre ski party oh winter in pacoima is glamorous
36:23i'm a florida girl i've never been skiing so i'm wearing what i would think would be cute at some
36:29type of snowy after party i use the dark navy stretch to make this base suit kind of giving snow
36:35suit
36:36right and blue sequins to be the standout i have the matching earmuffs the scarf the gloves and of course
36:42the
36:43muff has to match too i need some hot cocoa now two hands one muff can you please her on
36:52her way to a
36:53disco party okay yes and she's the ball of the belt oh two two beep beep studio 54 has nothing
37:02on me
37:02my outfit has bell sleeves it has a deep v line i have the afro i have the flower the
37:08bell bottoms kiss the
37:09ground wonderfully bitch this garment is so well constructed that it looks like it's painted on me
37:12it's the pleaser way or no way black and right and red all over and it ain't raining men it's
37:19raining sequins you heard of donna summer uh-huh this is kenya springs welcome queens it's time for
37:28the judges critiques up first darlene mitchell everybody really i when everybody came out i thought
37:37wow wait did they make this stuff it's incredible every look is so fully realized this one i do love
37:43it's getting me 1980s pretty in pink gunny sacks which was like a brand that you'd wear to the prom
37:48i love it because it's really something that you will see in london in the 80s the way you ruched
37:54the
37:54top of this is it stuffed it you're lucky please and what i love about this darlene is this is
38:02a
38:02different look there's no gauntlet involved you did something completely different with your makeup
38:07you didn't wear the hideous shoes you wore the other ones the only tiny tweak i would say is maybe
38:12if you added some of that zebra fabric onto the shoe it would have really like put it over the
38:16top
38:17but this is still very very good thank you up next discord adams first i want to talk about your
38:22walk
38:22because i feel like you're making such improvements thank you now when i see this i don't see any
38:28mandy go no i'm an old school punk rock girl who grew up worshiping sid vicious so i love safety
38:34pins
38:35in couture this is like sid vicious and sandra rose together it moves beautifully it shimmers all in the
38:42right way listen if things don't work out for you could always be a designer yeah thank you and then
38:48the hair and the makeup just support the look really beautifully you've got you know crystals running
38:52through the wig as well what gave you the most trouble um 800 safety pins i can't believe you
38:58made this from things that you happen to find that somebody left over for you it's incredible it's a
39:03work of art thank you so much up next juicy love dion well this is over the top i love
39:11it is miami meets
39:13dubai okay i i love it i love the material and it looks like you finished the edges of them
39:18as well
39:19so i'm very proud of you for doing that it's giving alibaba not the discount online resource but
39:24middle eastern glam you look like you're starring in a porn version of sinbad skin bad skin bad i love
39:33the crystal encrusted bustier and even like the forehead wig brooch i've never seen that i'm gonna
39:39pin one on my head later i guess for me maybe a different shoe might have helped a little bit
39:44i agree
39:44that if it was lighter it would have given you more to it it's just a little bit heavier on
39:48the bottom
39:48but all in all it's fierce it's cute and it's clubby and it's fun thank you this is turning into
39:55a love fest i hate it up next jane don't you know i was thinking who's gonna get sierras she
40:04is so
40:04specifically herself and out there in the best way is that print on the material no how did you do
40:12that
40:12print um so this was like a mesh fabric with the sequin apple like on it so i just cut
40:17it up and
40:18turned it into applique wow wow ow it looks like it's a very difficult fabric to work with it's already
40:24kind of sequined so it can get bunchy it can tear it can split now judges if you could have
40:28seen what
40:29jane was left to work with it wasn't even remnants it was scraps and she literally did a patchwork coat
40:36of many colors wow i love that you made the sleeves long but the slits even longer
40:42the appliques on the fabric really do give it the dimension that it needs to jump otherwise it would
40:47have been flat and you put them on the bag and your head and your shoulder you're like a very
40:52sexy
40:52still alive dame edna you have done a miraculous job on it is there anything you'd like to say to
41:00sierra
41:00mist right now i would like to say and i mean this from the bottom of my heart i will
41:08find you
41:09and when i do prepare yourself the state of indiana will shake sierra mist and i thank you
41:22up next nene coco i thought this was very chic and i can see this on a runway to be
41:27able to do this kind
41:28of blouse a balloon sleeve the ruffle at the bottom of that skirt that takes skill print is always
41:35challenging and this one is like 1950s women in midi skirts so it could go a little dowdy but i
41:40think
41:40you made it look modern and edgy and fun it moves well the balloons the removable skirt on top of
41:46it
41:46it's all beautiful but it's that pop of orange that is really what makes it very useful and very
41:52modern thank you up next mikey meeks mikey can you hear me i just think the idea of having the
42:01dark
42:01with a dark-ish fabric is really chic but what i love about again it is that you have that
42:08bodysuit
42:09it really creates that dimension it's so true and it works and i do appreciate the craftsmanship on
42:16the boot covers the way the skirt is fitted the way the bustier uh top is fitted you've really finessed
42:21the fit here to give you a beautiful silhouette thank you and the fact that you told the story
42:26makes it even more enjoyable for us whose materials did you get i got briar blush anything you'd like to
42:32say to her i hope i made you proud up next the question remains can you please her so i
42:41say this with
42:41all the love in the world who helped you michelle nobody helped me honey you did this all on yourself
42:51michelle i can sew girl for real and then what happened with the last two girls i don't know
42:55bitch it's it was a mess you look like the life of the party honey that color looks great on
43:01your skin
43:02you look gorgeous and i think so technically well done i think this silhouette has perfect balance
43:08i always love a solid belt you know it's like separate and conquer you know i see finished edges i
43:15see
43:15a neckline that's finished a hem on a sequin stretch fabric i'm gagged and then i think that do we
43:22kind
43:22of highlight on the cheek really works for this era and this vibe the big flower in the hair it's
43:27very
43:27diana ross very 70s it didn't overdo it with the accessories from head to toe just fantastic thank you so
43:35much queens this week you all brought the party so to help us make our decision i want to hear
43:42from you
43:44you knew it was coming tonight's the night who should go home tonight and why lord have mercy here we
43:55go
43:55queens i want to hear from you who should go home tonight and why
44:05starting with darlene mitchell
44:10um i think at this point in the competition to come this far and not be in the top says
44:15a lot
44:15and i'm such a fan of hers but i'm afraid i would have to say discord
44:20discord same question who should go home tonight and why oh god
44:26i think darlene and i are both in the same boat of not having won a challenge yet so
44:33i guess darlene juicy hate to do this but um i have to echo what darlene has said and also
44:43say that yes the safety pins look great but it was not in the box so i don't think it
44:49was part of
44:50the brief to cover it all in safety pins oh get her juicy oh get her juicy and for that
44:57reason i would
44:57say discord as well okay jane tonight everybody did a really great job so i think we have to look
45:03a track record i also will echo what juicy said the safety pins were not in mandy's box and not
45:07every
45:07single one of those safety pins is holding that garment together so i would say discord gate alert hello
45:15safety pin gate yikes nini sorry to dogpile discord has helped as a partner of mine so i really
45:23appreciated working with them but based on tonight's challenge i do agree discord was not as
45:28resourceful as some of the girls on this stage so i will say discord mikey we're getting down to the
45:34wire based off track record i'll say discord kenya so based off tonight even though the outfit is very
45:41much herself i would say um discord could have pushed it further with using some other fabrics
45:48thank you queens i think we've heard enough while you untuck backstage the judges and i will deliberate
45:56all right now just between us girlfriends what do you think and i need you to be brutally honest
46:02because we are splitting hairs here tonight darlene mitchell darlene for me it was very chic and she could
46:10have really easily over accessorized but she didn't the execution of the whole outfit was what it really drew
46:15me in creating that sculptural quality of the ruching across the bust line and also across the hemline
46:20that took a lot of technique and talent you can tell she hand stitched it it looked that detailed
46:26the only ding and because everybody's really neck and neck here she could have done better with the
46:30shoe discord adams i love this look like it was right off of a vegas stage slash and sizzle she
46:36really
46:37brought something that it's uniquely looks vintage but hard edge however the safety pins were not part of
46:45mandy mango's package so with that said i'm not sure how i feel about that anymore they were kind of
46:50the focal point of the garment hundred percent eight hundred safety pins that's a lot of safety pins
46:55that could create a safety pin shortage on the west coast a safety hazard a safety hazard exactly and
47:01the other girls were not happy about that it was a successful look but at what cost juicy love dion
47:07juicy was juicy i mean now the hair and pan look beautiful and the top it's a little you know
47:13a
47:13little trashy but uh it actually worked it was giving kind of very 70s or 80s rick james backup dancer
47:19silhouette but again since we're splitting hairs here it would have been so much better if she had a
47:24metallic silver strappy sandal or a really pointy stiletto jane don't had you seen what she got you
47:31would be even more amazed she would have been great in the depression i think it's nothing short
47:37of miraculous that she was able to walk out here like that yes it's a drag race miracle jane don't
47:43no jane did nini coco this was another production tonight that i thought was so fun to watch a blur
47:51print
47:52she created a wow effect and she's also really good at figuring out the balance of the look yeah she
47:57had a
47:58small crop top to give it some breathing room then she had a small little skirt but then she had
48:02a
48:02train in the back and then she had the big sleeve so all those things were balanced really beautifully
48:06very smart kid that nini coco mikey meeks i really enjoyed this mikey meeks ensemble somehow that navy
48:12and navy has a way of doing this it turns it into a very chic story and i was here
48:17for it i love the
48:18earmuffs i love the muffs in her hands and then of course the covered boots accessories make the outfit
48:23kenya pleaser i think kenya's the shock of the night for all of us that have endured
48:27a few fashion challenges with her i was shocked and then i thought we were conned that somebody else
48:33did the look for her but then she said she made it all and it was just beautiful and you
48:37know she
48:38has a tendency to always cover her neck up and she left it open so that the proportions and the
48:43negative space worked in her favor she looked like she was having fun and when somebody looks like
48:47they're having fun it's fun all right silence i've made my decision bring back my girls welcome back
48:56queens i've made some decisions darlene mitchell you had me at mullet mikey meeks you put the ass in aspen
49:10nini coco your balloon sleeves popped ladies you are safe you may step to the back of the stage thank
49:23you
49:33the different
49:39mitchellIvice
49:41mitchell isn't it
49:43mcrash
49:44it's not
49:45g
49:45thank you
49:48too
49:49other girls. Jane, don't. Can you please her? I'm sorry, my dears. I'd like to say one of you is
50:04a
50:04winner, baby. First, I need to see your lip sync. Who is so fucking messy, bitch? Girl! I started
50:15from the bottom, and now I'm here home. Two queens stand before me. This is your chance to impress me
50:25and win a cash tip of $5,000. The time has come for you to lip sync for the win.
50:42If I can win this lip sync, I will be the first girl to three wins, though this is a
50:49do-or-die
50:50moment. I need this win. Good luck, and don't. Fuck it up.
50:56Woo!
51:00Yeah!
51:02Oh, no!
51:04When there's something in the air
51:06When the earth is shaking
51:12Something inside me goes
51:15One heart when falling
51:18No!
51:21A premonition in my bones
51:24I can sense it
51:26There is no
51:27Something about you love us
51:29That changes the world
51:31I can't detect it
51:33Seems to reflect that I'm mad
51:36I feel it in my heart
51:39Yeah
51:41Be like a number one
51:45It gets me
51:46I just imagine I'm eating a petty car right now
51:48And I feel like another one
51:50Be like a number one
51:51When I look into your eyes
51:54You're going to feel such a reaction
51:57Baby, such a reaction
51:59And I don't even know
52:03What makes it active
52:05Oh, oh, oh
52:09This is not me
52:11The lonesome magical window
52:15And every time somebody reaches in my heart
52:19I can't detect that I'm
52:21I can't detect that I'm
52:23I can't detect that I'm
52:26I can't detect that I'm mad
52:27And I feel it in my heart
52:28I can't sense it
52:29There we go
52:31Something about you love us
52:33That changes the world
52:35I can't detect it
52:37I can't detect that I'm mad
52:42my hair is like falling in my face the holy ghost is on me
52:49i'm having so much fun
53:07queens i've made my decision
53:15jane don't congratulations you're a winner baby thank you thank you so much
53:21thank you you've won a cash tip of five thousand dollars plus a brand new set of luggage both
53:29courtesy of away i'm just so happy and so ready to shove it in sierra miss's face that i made
53:38it
53:38here kenya pleaser you are safe to slay another day thank you congratulations and remember if you
53:48can't love yourself how in the hell you gonna love somebody else can i get an amen up in here
53:53can i get a aman up in here all right all right now let the music play next time on
53:59rupaul's drag
54:00rate you'll be toasting and roasting alissa edwards i'd love to make jokes about you losing crowns
54:08but i don't want to bring up your teeth these girls have been calling me a prop queen all season
54:15and i just don't see it crickets you're naturally such a comedy queen the problem was you didn't
54:25the jokes i'm jane don't i don't do anything bad because i win everything god damn it