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00:00Hey, hey, hey bitch. Is this your place? Is this my place? Have you not seen all seven reality shows I'm on, girl?
00:24Hot House Season 2, cut me a check, bitch.
00:26Period.
00:28Girl, they need to cut me a new check for this bullshit they sent me. Anyways, I got together today with John to do some face masks.
00:35He wanted to heal my ch-ch-ch-chachras on my tits, and I just want to relax today.
00:42Listen, I'm really sorry about the dirtiness. I have the pressure washer coming.
00:47We have flowers being imported from Africa, baby. We got the gardener coming. It's gonna be extravagant.
00:51Girl, and I'm so stressed. I'm so glad you're here because I need you to get all this energy out of me.
00:57I would love a titty chakra.
00:59It's called a heart chakra, but we'll get into that.
01:01Oh, I'll try to remember that. Are you ready to cleanse my titties?
01:04Yes.
01:04Okay, get the fuck in my mansion. Let's go.
01:07I've been a psychic for years now, and I have the gift of seeing the other side.
01:11I'm really excited to read for Nicki Monet.
01:14All right, we're just gonna get right into it, doll.
01:16Ooh, get into it, baby.
01:18Ooh.
01:19I see here you've come here for a reason.
01:22I see a naked bitch pulling shit out of a pond.
01:25That's clearly you.
01:26Okay, well, you're the expert.
01:27I'm gonna let you go ahead and explain it.
01:30All right, what brought you here to Miami, baby?
01:31What brought me here to Miami, I was living in California.
01:33Me and my cousin had this dream since we were eight years old to move to LA, make it.
01:38I hit the pavement, proved everyone wrong that told me no.
01:42You know a bitch like me eats no for breakfast, honey.
01:44And my first work ever professionally was a Daddy Couture jockstrap campaign.
01:50Okay.
01:51Yes, girl.
01:52Billboards, West Hollywood, New York City.
01:53It was everything.
01:54The first girl with a dick in her jockstrap bitch gagging the world, right?
01:58And it just skyrocketed from there.
02:00After that, I hit a reality television show called Slag Wars.
02:04Hello?
02:07Hello?
02:08I was on a roll and then bam, the pandemic hit the road.
02:13We weren't allowed to leave our houses.
02:15It really hurt me.
02:17Yeah.
02:18To the point where I did try to take my own life.
02:20And my sister called me and she told me to come back home.
02:24Everywhere was shut down.
02:26Not Miami.
02:27I just packed my shit that day, got in my car and drove here.
02:33And then Iconic Justice and then Hot House.
02:36And I can see that here.
02:37I can see you took a chance, you had some trouble, but now you're shining.
02:41But we're going to see where you're going.
02:44It looks like you've had a little bit of trouble with your work relationship here.
02:48Can you tell me more about that?
02:49What I'm having trouble with is this cheap face mask bitch.
02:54Honey.
02:55We're going to get rid of her.
02:58So things were great here.
02:59Yeah.
03:00But there is a territorial beef happening.
03:04When you come back and say we've been friends for a while, right?
03:07Yeah.
03:08But I jump into your turf.
03:10Yeah.
03:11And become the girl that people like.
03:15Jealousy comes into it, right?
03:16Naturally.
03:17And on top of that beef, now they brought this girl Rashida to our job.
03:22And me and her have a past.
03:25Yeah.
03:26And it's just, it's a lot of tension, like you said.
03:28Yeah, absolutely.
03:29So, yeah, your cards are right.
03:32They never lie.
03:33Never.
03:34No.
03:35I'm going to get to the bottom of it.
03:37So, how have things been with Fanny ever since things have gotten rocky?
03:42So, me and her have been great friends for a very long time.
03:48But there is an instance that really fucking broke my heart.
03:53She, um, whew, you know, we're on that show Hot House together.
03:59And we planned on doing this viewing party as soon as the show aired.
04:03And then I woke up one day and there was just an ad for her own viewing party.
04:09Wow.
04:10There was no mention of me.
04:12There was no mention of Nicki and Fanny on, you know, Hot House.
04:17Looking closer at the ad, it says first viewing party with special guest Nicki Monet with this fucking picture of me, like, really tiny and a quarter.
04:28Kind of like a TM mark on an ad.
04:30Like, it really was like that.
04:32That bothers me because I miss what we had.
04:35And I don't know if, like, what she did on that show and the success and, like, the publicity from it got to her.
04:42I can't believe Fanny would do viewing parties of Hot House without Nicki.
04:47Like, that's a little fucked up if you ask me.
04:50It's weird because you can feel the tension, you know what I mean?
04:53And it's just an act I had to put on because we're together all the time at work and around each other.
04:58I just miss what I had with Fantasia.
05:02At this point, I don't even know if, like, do I have a friend anymore?
05:05Like, what's happening?
05:07Yeah.
05:08And, you know, Byron put me and Fanny together to produce this new show.
05:11And I don't know how it's gonna, like, work if our energies aren't coexisting.
05:19Do you know what I mean?
05:21I really think it would behoove you if you could have more friends around you during all these shows.
05:26Like, really build you up, keep the hair off your shoulders, out of your face.
05:30And I think I can do that for you because we've gotten so close.
05:33Yeah.
05:34And I didn't move here from Ohio for nothing.
05:37So maybe I could audition.
05:40Ooh.
05:42Or maybe you could...
05:45...audition.
05:49I like the sound of that.
05:50I'm here for you, baby.
05:51Oh, and I'm here for you.
05:52Oh, and I'm here for you.
05:53Oh, my God.
05:54I could kill two birds with one stone.
05:55I could put John in the show.
05:57I can help somebody, which I love helping people.
05:59And I can have positive energy around me.
06:01He would be perfect for this.
06:03Okay.
06:04Before we get ready, oof, these tears are all over my tits.
06:09Can you chakra my titties?
06:12I'm gonna tell you this one more time.
06:15It's called a heart chakra.
06:16Oh.
06:23Fuck.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:25My nipples just got fucking hard.
06:26Hmm.
06:27Hey, baby.
06:39Hey, baby.
06:40What's up?
06:41What's up?
06:42What are you doing here so early?
06:43Oh, we have audition today.
06:45Oh, yeah?
06:46Oh, thank you for the content.
06:47I needed this.
06:48You're welcome.
06:49Oh, yeah?
06:50God, you're so damn sexy.
06:51Uh-huh.
06:52We needed some delicious things like this here.
06:55Oh, yeah?
06:56You like it?
06:57Tell me a little bit about you.
06:58I'm Cuban, baby.
06:59I've been here for a couple of years.
07:01Oh, papacito.
07:02What else would you like to know about me?
07:04Are you single?
07:05I am single.
07:06I've been noticing Daylor for a while.
07:09I mean, he's really sexy.
07:11He's hot.
07:12Oh, my gosh.
07:13Like, really hot.
07:15He's Cuban.
07:16He's single.
07:17And he's into me.
07:19Mm.
07:22You ready to play the game?
07:23Let's do it, baby.
07:24Let's do it.
07:25Let's do it.
07:26Let's do it.
07:27Bye.
07:32We always play this game where he shoots the cherry in my tits like it's a basketball hoop.
07:38One of my favorites.
07:39What happens if he gets a cherry in?
07:42Well, that's for me to know and you to find out.
07:45Oh, yeah.
07:47What?
07:48What is this waste of food?
07:52That's a 10 point.
07:53A 10 point.
07:54A 10 point.
07:55I didn't hire you to play basketball with.
07:56And you stopped distracting my bartender.
07:57Oh.
07:58I mean, what can I say?
07:59I can't help but distract the bartenders.
08:00I mean, look at the girls.
08:01I'm not getting distracted by her.
08:02Oh.
08:03Oh, really?
08:04You're not distracted by this, honey?
08:05Oh.
08:06Oh.
08:07I'll play.
08:08Cut it out.
08:09Cut it out.
08:10Cut it out.
08:11Okay.
08:12Go find something to do.
08:13See you later, Taylor.
08:14See you later, baby.
08:15Oh, don't you got work to do?
08:16I do.
08:17Hey, girl, audition.
08:18Hey.
08:19What's up?
08:20Hey.
08:21I thought that this was a closed audition.
08:24Hear me out, Faye.
08:25Hey.
08:26Hey.
08:27Hey.
08:28Hey.
08:29Hey.
08:30Hey.
08:31Hey.
08:32Hey, girl.
08:33Hey.
08:34Hey.
08:35Hey.
08:36Hey.
08:37Hey.
08:38Hey.
08:39Hey.
08:40Hey.
08:41Hey.
08:42Hey.
08:43Hey.
08:44Hey.
08:45Hey.
08:46Hey, Jen.
08:47We have two spots to fill, and...
08:50This is John.
08:53I don't know what niggas doing, trying to cast this show without my opinion.
08:58Then, she says we have our first performer, John.
09:02And I'm like, John?
09:04Maybe this is a bad idea.
09:07No, no, no, no, no.
09:08Fan, just watch him audition.
09:10I promise you, she'll turn it.
09:12Ty, I guess I'll watch you, girl.
09:15Fantasia seems a little hesitant, but I think that's because she knows me as John, and not...
09:20Anna, moi!
09:28Alright, chow. Let's see what you can do.
09:31I'm Anna Moi. I started doing drag at the young age of 18 in Columbus, Ohio, and now I'm here in Miami doing drag with the big girls.
10:01I've never jumped off this bar before, and this floor is concrete, and that's going to hurt, but I'm going to do it.
10:19I've jumped off a lot of things in my day, like a car, a trampoline, and a cop.
10:26Watch me dance.
10:29Okay. Alright.
10:35I knew John could kill it. He showed Fanny exactly what he can do.
10:39I'm not going to lie. Anna killed it.
10:43Do you trust me now, bitch?
10:45See, Fanny, wasn't John amazing?
10:48Girl, we'll talk about that later.
10:51I have to admit it. Edna kind of turned it, though.
10:56But I'm not telling her that.
10:57It was a prank?
10:58Well, that made it happen!
10:59When you're auditioning for the Palace Bar,
11:26you gotta be a star here, bro.
11:29Oh, no! Here I go!
11:31Oh, my God!
11:35Hey, girls!
11:36Hey, everybody.
11:37What's up?
11:38How are y'all today? How were the auditions?
11:40Yeah, it's going.
11:41Good.
11:41Auditions are great.
11:42Oh.
11:43So we have one last audition today.
11:46Rashida's gonna audition today.
11:50This is my show, and Rashida is not stepping a foot in it.
11:55Hell no.
11:56Oh, girl, we just finished auditions.
12:00Sorry, babe, you're close 10 minutes ago.
12:01See?
12:02I told you, they were going to be nervous.
12:04They know I'm going to turn it.
12:07We're all working at Palace now, and here at Palace,
12:11we're all about fairness, right?
12:14Fair and bear.
12:16Right.
12:17Nikki, Fanny, watch me turn it.
12:21I want you to walk away.
12:22Hey, Israel, what the fuck?
12:24My name isflowing.
12:25Are you ready to have the time of your life?
12:55Bitch, you know what, I'm just going to put her in the show just to shut Byron up.
13:11So let's clear the air.
13:13We all said some hurtful shit, but we could be fierce together, so I'm ready to settle
13:17down, you know, clear the air, because I'm ready to work with these bitches.
13:21But you know what they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
13:30What's going on, baby?
13:37You're a little stressed out.
13:39Oh my gosh, those auditions are stressing me the hell out.
13:45You don't understand it just so much.
13:46You want a drink?
13:47Sure, make it a double.
13:48I had it ready for you already, baby.
13:49Oh my gosh, thank you.
13:50Did you make it with love?
13:51Always.
13:52What are you doing tonight?
13:53You want to chill?
13:54Oh, you mean like chill or like?
13:55Baby, you know I'm Cuban.
13:56It's chill.
13:57Oh, Nicki Monet.
13:58Oh, I got to meet her later for a meeting.
13:59Taylor asked me to hang out.
14:01Oh, but, oh.
14:02Clock blocking ass, Nicki.
14:03You can come to the house afterwards.
14:04What about that?
14:05Of course, Pasa La Rico.
14:06Oh, si, Papi.
14:07Si.
14:08Oh, man, he speaks Spanish.
14:09Oh.
14:10You can come to the house afterwards.
14:11What about that?
14:12Of course.
14:13Pasa La Rico.
14:14Oh, si, Papi.
14:15Si.
14:16Oh, and he speaks Spanish.
14:17And he speaks Spanish.
14:19And he's in Spanish.
14:20Oh, I'm a little bit too.
14:22That's right.
14:23That's right.
14:24That's right.
14:25That's right.
14:26That's right.
14:27Papi.
14:28See?
14:29Oh, man, he speaks Spanish.
14:31Oh, hola, papi.
14:34It's a fun tonight, then.
14:35You down for that?
14:37Of course.
14:37Oh, I'll see you then, baby.
14:39Don't threaten me with it.
14:39I'll see you.
14:46I'm so excited to see what happens when he comes over.
14:49I really feel like this could be a really strong relationship.
14:54Oh, I love my hat, baby.
14:56See you later.
14:57See you.
15:11My dear ladies, ladies, ladies.
15:13I want to hear all about this audition.
15:17How did it go?
15:18Well, child, don't ask me, honey.
15:19Ask Miss Nikki, honey.
15:20She got it all under control.
15:22I don't know shit.
15:26Anywho, OK.
15:28Well, somebody has to have it under control, because I seem
15:32to be the only chef in the kitchen.
15:34Well, at the same time, you are not the only producer.
15:37It's a team.
15:38You went, and you went and hired that little boy, John,
15:40without even asking?
15:42Well, I mean, what kind of shit is that?
15:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:48Hiring it, John, and hiring me are two different things, darling.
15:53Why the hell am I being dragged into this?
15:56I've been here for 18 years.
15:57I shouldn't have to audition for a damn thing.
16:00You should be putting me in automatically, because, honey,
16:03I am the foundation.
16:06Honey, when you hiring me, you getting creme de la creme.
16:08I don't need to audition.
16:10That little thing that came from the street, yes,
16:12he needs to audition.
16:13Don't ever get us confused, baby.
16:14Well, you know what?
16:15I'm not trying to get you confused.
16:16What I'm saying is, when I'm putting all the effort in,
16:19you worried about getting your team,
16:20you're not trying to do this.
16:22You're so self-centered.
16:23I'm trying to do this.
16:24See, your problem is, you're just a self-centered cunt.
16:27You always think it's about you, but, baby, it's not about you.
16:31It's not all about me thinking.
16:32I don't think it is about me.
16:33Yes, the fuck you do.
16:34Yes, you do, baby.
16:35No, I don't.
16:36The whole point of this conversation is what I said.
16:38And what I said, I said what I said.
16:41Fantasia.
16:42If you want to be a team, let's be a team.
16:44You want to talk about team?
16:45Run the shit by your motherfucking self.
16:48You can calm down for two seconds.
16:49I don't have to calm down, baby.
16:50Two seconds.
16:51Which one are you going to do?
16:54Fantasia's still giving me attitude about auditions.
16:58Like, what the fuck is going on?
17:00She's not even letting me voice my opinion.
17:02And if I, girl, stop for an adult, please.
17:04The point of this conversation is to be a team.
17:07I am taking on all the responsibilities.
17:09And you want to talk about teamwork?
17:11What about that fucking viewing party for Hot House?
17:15Oh, now Nikki's bringing up that Hot House viewing?
17:19Like, what is that?
17:21And you have my little picture up on the side,
17:23and then they invite me in about nothing.
17:24Well, that's all good.
17:25It's not about you.
17:26I won the show.
17:27If you feel some type of way about that,
17:29you should have been said it.
17:30Don't bring it up now.
17:31Because right now, it's about John.
17:35I don't understand where this negative energy
17:37from Fantasia's coming from.
17:39You know what?
17:39John was right.
17:41It was all in the cards.
17:42Speaking of John, he brought this shit up,
17:45talking about how you going to do all this bullshit to me.
17:48How you're jealous of me?
17:49Jealous?
17:50Yes, girl.
17:50He gave me a card reading.
17:51Are you serious?
17:52Yes, bitch.
17:52He's a psychic.
17:53He's a psychic.
17:54Girl, you are nuts.
17:56The nuts that I don't have if you think that that motherfucker
17:59is a psychic, you're an amazing elf.
18:01Bitch, I'm done with all this shit.
18:03Y'all can make your way out of my little fucking house.
18:05I'll gladly see my way out.
18:06Get out.
18:07Get out of your house.
18:09Child, please.
18:10Bye.
18:12I just don't understand how Nicki thinks she's in the right here.
18:15She went behind my bike and hired a performer
18:18without my consent?
18:19She kicked me out of her car and made me take a cab home,
18:22and now she's kicking me out of her house?
18:25Bye.
18:26Go, go, go, go, go.
18:28I ain't dealing with all this.
18:29You know what?
18:29John just cleansed this place, and I can't
18:32have any of this energy around me.
18:34I just kicked them out of my house, and I'll do it again.
18:38And your titties sad again, too.
18:40Wow.
18:42Ah!
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