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00:00I'm a queen!
00:03Six queens, one exotic destination,
00:07all under one roof for one whole week.
00:12What could go wrong?
00:14Ah!
00:15Each queen will reign as a cruise director for a day.
00:18I'm ready to take this day by the bow.
00:21Ah!
00:22Woo!
00:23Keeping all these hoes entertained from morning till night.
00:28Yeah!
00:30It all culminates with one sickening performance for the locals.
00:35This ain't no vacation, hunties.
00:38It's a slay-cation.
00:41I'm a queen!
00:54Good morning, queens.
00:56Are you ready to slay?
00:59Slay!
01:00It's the day of the girls!
01:02Ha ha!
01:04Get up!
01:05Ooh!
01:06Good morning!
01:07It is time to get up.
01:08That alarm is crazy, but so am I.
01:11I'm gonna dance my way into my day.
01:14And you know, as the only woman in this house,
01:17I gotta femme things up.
01:18I gotta get the girls going.
01:19Gotta get them motivated.
01:21Give up!
01:22Give up!
01:23Shut the fuck up!
01:24Give up!
01:25Give up!
01:26Give up!
01:27Give up!
01:28Wake that shit up!
01:29Wake your ass!
01:30Wake your ass up!
01:31Wake it up!
01:32Wake your ass up!
01:33Come on, big bitch!
01:34Wake your ass up!
01:35Beer can, let's go!
01:36Wake it up!
01:37What the fuck is wrong with you?
01:38Wake it up, baby!
01:40Go try it, bitch!
01:41Good morning, my doll!
01:45Carrie Barge is in my room.
01:47I'm just like, girl, please go wake somebody else up!
01:50Please!
01:51Some of the girls' beauty sleep is not gonna help them!
01:53Wake up, bitch!
01:54Good morning!
01:55It's the day of the dolls, baby!
01:57Are you ready?
01:58Oh, it's your day!
01:59Are you ready to have fun?
02:00Oh!
02:01The first start is a little bit of estrogen in the morning!
02:05I don't need any more estrogen!
02:07I know you don't!
02:08I can't believe you sleep like this!
02:10You know, you just look up like this!
02:11Well, you know!
02:12I'm a literal doll!
02:13Yeah!
02:14Wake up like a doll, go to bed like a doll, so you're up!
02:17Do we look up?
02:18No, cause I'm browsing all!
02:19Mama!
02:21You don't look awake yet!
02:24But I know you will soon!
02:26Now I gotta go down to the basement!
02:28Just stomp on the floor, bitch!
02:29Oh, rest in peace!
02:30I mean...
02:31Rest in peace!
02:32Wake up!
02:33Do you hear me, bitch?
02:35What is happening?
02:37It's okay!
02:38I'm coming, packagern!
02:39One minute!
02:40One thing you gotta know about Jada!
02:43I am not a morning person, bitch!
02:45If you want Jada out of brunch, the money gotta be good!
02:48Waking up, for me, is like waking the dead!
02:52Oh, my God!
02:54Wake it up!
02:55Wake that ass up!
02:56Wake it up!
02:57Wake that ass up!
02:58I'm a bad motherfucker anytime they get up!
03:00No, bitch!
03:01Oh, okay!
03:02Wake it up!
03:03Wake that ass up!
03:04Wake it up!
03:05Wake that ass up!
03:06It's too much!
03:07Wake it up!
03:08Wake that ass up!
03:09Not heavy, bitch!
03:10She jumps on my bed, jumps on me, trying to wake me up, doing the absolute most!
03:15Bitch!
03:16What time is it?
03:18It's sleigh o'clock!
03:19Five more minutes!
03:20I did expect it to take a minute to get Jada up!
03:23She does give me snooze alarm energy!
03:25You better not fall back asleep, ho!
03:27Five minutes!
03:28Uh-huh!
03:29You are mugged in the morning!
03:31Of course!
03:32Doll things!
03:33She woke up extra early this morning!
03:34Doll things, honey!
03:35Doll things!
03:36It's time to turn up!
03:38I am the cruise director of the day, and I need to let people know what kind of cruise director
03:43I'm about to be!
03:44Hey, girl!
03:45Hey!
03:46Also, I know that this is gonna be pretty amazing!
03:49Compared to Jada's night last night!
03:51Um, I'm cooking for girls I never cooked for before!
03:54When I tell you that this chicken took so long to mate, we prepped the food!
04:01Bitch!
04:02We're doing all the fucking cooking here!
04:03Oh, yeah, girl!
04:04You're just cutting up onions!
04:05We got to the hot tub!
04:06Never have I ever had a threesome or group orgy!
04:10Mama!
04:11No!
04:12Oh, yeah!
04:13Now we know that, like, Lux is a good girl!
04:16Yeah, I don't really-
04:17You're a good-
04:18Yeah!
04:19A good Judy!
04:20A good sanctified-
04:21I don't really do, like, anything crazy!
04:22Can I ask, so you have been together with your partner for, like, a significant amount
04:28of time, right?
04:29Yeah, like five years!
04:30Good for you, bitch!
04:31Yeah, I don't see anything, like, wrong with monogamy!
04:34No!
04:35Do you all believe in monogamy?
04:37Yes and no!
04:38I mean, like, I think every relationship has its ebbs and flows!
04:42Like, I've been with my partner for, like, almost nine years!
04:44How have you guys, like, broken up and then gone out together?
04:47Never!
04:48Never, yeah!
04:49We're solid!
04:50Do you feel per-
04:51Because y'all are somewhat open at this point now?
04:54No, we're-
04:55Not really?
04:56No, but-
04:57Okay.
04:58But, like, we're humans.
04:59We can experiment and stuff, and-
05:00Do you feel like that flexibility is what helped you get to the longevity you have,
05:04or no?
05:05Uh, definitely something that aided to it, but we're best friends.
05:09We're partners.
05:10We, like-
05:11I think-
05:12Just no one else wants-
05:13Boy, that's why.
05:14Bitch, look at me!
05:15I'm funny, I'm cute, I'm talented, I'm fun in a hot tub.
05:20And delusional.
05:21That's so rude, bitch!
05:23Don't be hoes like me and Candy.
05:26Hoes?
05:27Own it.
05:28Well, I gotta ask so-
05:29Not own it!
05:30What do you think of monogamy then?
05:33Um, I think the-
05:34When I first started being a little faggoty little boy, uh, dating,
05:38I think monogamy in my head was, like, the one thing where I was like,
05:41oh, it's my partner and, like, no one else's.
05:43But physically, to me, I don't see sex and-and emotions.
05:48Like, I don't put those two together.
05:50Physical is physical to me.
05:51Sometimes, in the gay community, you're not ripped to have a six pack and skinny.
05:55It's also very hard to date.
05:56So, when you put all those things together, it's a shady situation.
06:00I would love a relationship, but I feel like every time I try, people are just around for the wrong reasons.
06:07I want people to see me more than just, like, Toronto's turnip queen, Jada Hudson, or the RuPaul's Girl, you know?
06:15Or, like, you know what they call, like, a gay celebrity or whatever.
06:19You know what I mean?
06:20I want people to see me more than just that.
06:22You've got to not have a psycho fan, but, like, someone that at least is like,
06:27yeah, I've seen that show. That's really cool. What a cool job.
06:30You know what I mean? You've got to have someone that, like, at least respects it.
06:33It's just exhausting. I feel like I don't have a problem, like, you know, like, having sex or, like, nothing.
06:38Like, there's so much voice always around me, you know?
06:41Well, let it be known.
06:42No, like, real, like, that's not even, like, that I'm just exhausted with, like, you know?
06:47The emotional warfare.
06:48Yeah.
06:49You know what I mean? It's just like, okay, well...
06:50Well, listen, it makes me feel better. I literally just recently came out of a toxic year-long situationship that was, like, it put me through it the last year.
07:02I've had it before, as well, where I put up with the bullshit, because I'm like, is this as good as I can get?
07:09You know, the arguing, the anxiety, the worries.
07:13Licious abuse.
07:14Yeah.
07:15Which, at some point, you're like, girl, I'm fucking drained. I cannot give no more.
07:18Aw.
07:20It's not easy. It's not easy.
07:23Aw, Jada.
07:25So, real talk, you know, I'm getting older. I'm not getting no younger, baby. There's a little loneliness there.
07:31Aw, I love you.
07:36I don't like seeing one of my sisters dead.
07:38Oh, my God, that's so stupid.
07:39No, you're not at all.
07:41Aw.
07:42This is beautiful.
07:43I'm not really a physical, compassion person at all, but I felt like I would've looked like an asshole if I didn't go over there and console Jada.
07:53Jada, I'll be right.
07:54Oh, my God, don't be crying.
07:56Aw, honey.
07:58I really just felt like she needed that in that moment.
08:01Girl, one day at a time. Go, you know, go for the ride.
08:04Jada, you are out 24-7 and I think that if you took time to be alone, then I think it might be better for you to find somebody who will be there with you, not at the club.
08:17Do you know what I mean? Because-
08:19Very well.
08:20I was saying, if you're always at the club, I don't know if you're going to find that person that you need.
08:26Okay. Well, club is where you work, though.
08:29I know, but when you're not working-
08:31I don't go to the club just for, like, clubbing.
08:33Yeah, you do.
08:34No.
08:35You do, but you're always at the bars. You're always-
08:37Okay, I'm not taking advice from Boa for relationships.
08:40Yikes.
08:43On that note, I'm going to be right back. I need to go, like, handle something real quick.
08:47All I got to say about today is get ready, bitches.
08:50Gotta go.
08:51It is my day and I'm going to be bringing it all the way to you.
08:56Girl, y'all were fucking messy last night. You drank so much.
09:00I think it was a great first day and I'm ready for a great second day.
09:03I'm ready to sleep my whole second day.
09:06I fucking hope- I hope Carrie doesn't make us cook today, bitch.
09:09I don't think Carrie can really cook unless there's, like, a cold-cut sandwich.
09:13Not a cold-cut sandwich. Bitch, you think you slick.
09:18She has these outfits?
09:22Best cruise director ever.
09:24Y'all forgot what time it is.
09:27Bitch.
09:28Best cruise director.
09:30I don't think she will be the best. I don't really like liars, but I'm going to let her live her fantasy for now.
09:36Listen, we can keep doing all this talking if you want to, but I'm about that action.
09:40And we are going outside today, baby.
09:42So y'all got 20 minutes. Go get glam, get ready.
09:45Put some eyebrows on, please, baby.
09:47Just please.
09:48Carrie.
09:49Just please. You too, ho.
09:51I look okay without them.
09:52You look okay, but I want you to look great.
09:54And you know what? We're going to go and explore Blue Mountains.
09:58I'm going to put some ice in my drink from last night, and we're going to get it popping today.
10:02You do that.
10:03Pop your pills, take your glasses.
10:05We're going to the snow, bitch.
10:06I'll see you in 20.
10:12I don't know what Carrie has in store for us today, but I'm excited.
10:17We're going to go into the village and be village people.
10:20Blue Mountain truly is breathtaking.
10:23It is such a expansive ski slope village.
10:27It is definitely giving.
10:29Where's Santa?
10:30Wow.
10:31Just look at it.
10:33It's very pretty.
10:34Baby, Blue Mountain looks like a winter wonderland.
10:38A little photo taken out of a Christmas card.
10:41It is like nothing I've ever seen.
10:43I, bitch, I'm from the wrongs.
10:45It does not look like it's in the wrongs.
10:49Oh my God, this is my song, guys.
10:51Do you guys hear it?
10:52It's time to turn up.
10:53No, I want to forget what we do tonight.
10:55So I'm going to slow down on the wine.
10:57But another shot of Jack is still fine.
10:59The flacation has already started.
11:03Something about this group makes me feel more comfortable.
11:06I'm like ready to kind of act stupid, act funny, and get a little bit crazy in public.
11:12Why not?
11:13I don't need no filter.
11:14I don't need no filter.
11:15I don't need no filter.
11:16Even though I was not a huge fan of this little flash mob glee type of moment, the fans had a really great message on them that I think everybody should be seeing.
11:35Drag is not a crime.
11:36Drag is not a crime.
11:37Drag is not a crime.
11:38I need you guys to put that like post.
11:41Drag is not a crime.
11:42Are you ready for our first activity?
11:46Yes.
11:47That wasn't our first activity?
11:48It wasn't.
11:49It was just the warm-up.
11:50Oh my God.
11:51There's a little bit of a twist.
11:52Oh, it's so much warmer here.
11:53I love that.
11:54Go ahead.
11:55Take your coats off.
11:56I know you're thirsty, so I brought you to your bar with a beautiful brown man.
12:09Oh.
12:10Oh.
12:11Hi.
12:12Hi.
12:13How are you?
12:14Welcome.
12:15My name is Kendrick.
12:16Oh my God.
12:17Now that is a man.
12:19That's a black king right there.
12:22This bartender is sex.
12:25Just sex appeal.
12:27We got this.
12:28Jesus.
12:29Yes.
12:30And we got that right there.
12:32Oh, stop it harder.
12:33Oh.
12:34Pick it up.
12:35Pick it up.
12:36Pick it up.
12:37Woo.
12:38Pick it up.
12:39I mean, Kendrick is hot.
12:40Beat that up.
12:41Oh.
12:42And it explodes.
12:43I think we should cheers to day two.
12:47Cheers to day two.
12:48Cheers.
12:49Cheers to day two.
12:50Cheers to the girls weekend.
12:51Cheers to the girls weekend.
12:53To the girls weekend.
12:54Come on.
12:55We can have a good time at your friend's house.
12:59Mm-hmm.
13:00This is so good.
13:01Oh.
13:02Thank you Kendrick.
13:03Love you.
13:04Now it's your turn.
13:05I'm a queen.
13:07You have to make me a cocktail or a mocktail of your choice.
13:12You have 20 minutes to do it.
13:14Okay.
13:15Okay.
13:16Wait.
13:17I gotta eat.
13:18I love that.
13:19Wait.
13:20And the winner will be named Mixology Queen.
13:21Oh.
13:22Are you guys ready?
13:23I'm ready.
13:24Then let's go.
13:25Hello.
13:26Yes.
13:27Yeah.
13:28We're gonna try and win.
13:29Yeah.
13:30Okay.
13:31Right mum.
13:32Mum.
13:33I've gotta go.
13:34I'm Scottish.
13:35So I should be really good at making alcoholic beverages.
13:40Or I'm gonna light my family down.
13:43Jada what do you think?
13:45Huh?
13:46The sexy bartender baby.
13:48I'm thinking of doing like.
13:50Um.
13:51Um.
13:52Stop looking at me like that.
13:54Oh my god.
13:55Okay.
13:56I'mma look away.
13:57Kind of very juicy.
13:58Very juicy.
13:59Jada you're not giving me much.
14:00Because I feel like you're giving.
14:01You're doing too much.
14:02I'm not doing anything.
14:03I'm trying to make sure.
14:04That's how you look at people.
14:05Okay.
14:06I'll look away.
14:07No, no, no.
14:08Don't look at me.
14:09No, no.
14:10Because I give you inspiration.
14:11Okay.
14:12And some Grenadier.
14:13And some Grenadier.
14:14Yeah.
14:15Okay.
14:16I got you.
14:18You're welcome.
14:19Fuck.
14:20I'm hormonal man.
14:23I'm gonna get extra strong.
14:25I'm point three.
14:28What are you making?
14:29I'm making the hood delicacy.
14:31If you from the hood, you know hypnotic.
14:34So baby, I'm gonna try to make a little hood delicacy martini moment.
14:38Bitch, the base of my drink is gonna be hypnotic.
14:40We're gonna put a little Grenadier at the bottom.
14:42And then a little vodka.
14:44Some simple syrup.
14:46Bitch, my drink is sickening.
14:49Mmm.
14:54Jesus.
14:55Okay.
14:56Um.
14:57Being sober in an alcohol infused environment can be difficult sometimes.
15:04But honestly, I work in bars.
15:06I've become used to it.
15:07And I need to know that if I have a drink, it will take away from a lot of work that I've done.
15:12I'm gonna focus on how it looks.
15:14Because what's on the inside doesn't matter.
15:16It's what's on the outside, bitch.
15:18That's a philosophy.
15:20I'm wanting to focus on the flavor.
15:22I almost want to make like a sangria, of course.
15:25So I think that's what I'm wanting to go for.
15:29Whatever you want.
15:30It's what you feel.
15:31It's your cocktail.
15:32It's your winning cocktail.
15:33Okay.
15:34See, look.
15:35Have you told everyone that?
15:36Okay.
15:37You catch the drift.
15:38Okay.
15:39Girl, aren't you not done yet?
15:40No.
15:42At this point, I think you're flirting.
15:43No.
15:44I'm trying to figure out what the hell I'm making.
15:47You should have figured out 20 minutes ago.
15:48Hell no.
15:49I didn't have Google to help me.
15:50You just want his number, bitch.
15:51Shut up.
15:52I didn't even ask for that man's number.
15:53You're flirting.
15:54Leave her to Carrie, a whore, flirt with the bartender.
16:00Girl, first of all, we can't compete with you.
16:03So back the fuck up, bitch.
16:04Oh, this smells strong.
16:07I'll do a half for one of these.
16:12Magic is so refreshing.
16:15Look how pretty that shit looks.
16:20Here we are.
16:23All right.
16:24I'm done.
16:25Queens, you have one minute remaining.
16:29What?
16:30One minute remaining.
16:31Ooh, Jada, one minute, girl.
16:34What does it taste like that?
16:39Oh, what is my, mine is missing something.
16:43Fuck.
16:44What can I help you with?
16:46Kendrick, one juice.
16:47What do you need help with?
16:48Kendrick, can you show me a hold of a stranger?
16:49I'm just trying to make.
16:50Know what?
16:51Jada's pulling me to a stranger.
16:52Of course, yeah.
16:53You seem to be a little jealous.
16:54Kendrick, I need you.
16:55It's okay, let her.
16:56Let her.
16:57So rude.
17:03It's just like shit.
17:05Really?
17:06It's like shit.
17:0710, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
17:20Hands up.
17:21Put the shaker down.
17:23Put the shaker down.
17:24Carrie, stop cheating.
17:26Clock that tea.
17:27This is called the Tropical Muse.
17:30It looks good.
17:31Good presentation.
17:32Good presentation.
17:33Thank you very much.
17:34Ooh.
17:36Be truthful.
17:38For presentation.
17:39Oh, wow.
17:40Nice.
17:41I love the separation.
17:43And the taste, safe.
17:45I like it.
17:46I'm gonna give you, I think you deserve a 7.
17:50Um, I got a 7, which I think is shit.
17:54I think the competition is rigged.
17:56This drink is called the Miss Noir.
17:58Very dark, very sensual, like myself.
18:03Mmm.
18:05I love the color, but it's a bit sour for my taste.
18:09I'm gonna have to go with a 6.
18:11A 10.
18:12Got me a bit for sure.
18:15So this may look like a glass of piss.
18:19Uh-huh.
18:20But it's much more than that.
18:22You, you're spot on with the look.
18:24Presentation is not killing it.
18:26Oh.
18:27No, no.
18:28It's a 4.
18:29Ah!
18:30Woo!
18:31That's fucking bitch.
18:32So my drink is called Reggae.
18:34Presentation looks good.
18:35Girl, watch me get a 10.
18:36Ooh.
18:37Ooh, Jada.
18:38That is not good at all.
18:39I'm gonna give you a matching 4.
18:40Are you kidding me?
18:41I'm sorry.
18:42I love you, but that's not good.
18:43Jada is pretty gagged that she got as low of a score as she did, but the only island that it gave was the Long Island Correctional Facility because that drink was actual present.
18:56So this drink is actually called the Better on arrival.
18:57Nice.
18:58Better on arrival.
18:59The name is good.
19:00I love, like, the drink.
19:01It has a sweet and I can still taste that a little bit of sour.
19:03That's not good.
19:04That's not good.
19:05That's not good.
19:06Jada is pretty gagged that she got as low of a score as she did, but the only island that
19:09it gave was the Long Island Correctional Facility because that drink was actual present.
19:11So this drink is actually called the Better on Arrival.
19:16Better on arrival.
19:17Nice.
19:18Better on arrival.
19:20The name is good.
19:21I love, like, the drink.
19:23It has a sweet and I can still taste that a little bit of sour.
19:26That's really, really good.
19:27I'll give you...
19:28You're my eight.
19:29Yes!
19:30That's an eight.
19:31She ate.
19:32Oh my god.
19:33So tell me the name of your cocktail.
19:36Mine is a transecy.
19:38I went with Prosecco, white wine.
19:41I mixed multiple fruit juices and fruits.
19:46I like it.
19:48Do you?
19:49Mmm.
19:50Mmm.
19:51That's a nine for me.
19:54Yes!
19:55That's actually really good.
19:57Thank you so much.
19:58Bitch, I was jagged.
20:03Let me crown you my queen.
20:04Okay, crown me.
20:05Yay!
20:06Period.
20:07I won.
20:08So I want to make sure that we are keeping spirits high and spirits flowing.
20:15So what better way to do that than to take a shot off that man's body?
20:20Oh.
20:21She's a pro.
20:22Bitch, this is the most action we've gotten in this house.
20:26We are in a house stuck with six drag queens and I'm not touching not one of these bitches.
20:32But this fine ass man, oh, I am going to enjoy every single bit of this moment.
20:37I'm hot.
20:38I'm hot.
20:39I'm hot.
20:40Sorry to my mother and my boyfriend.
20:42Ah!
20:43Ah!
20:44Ah!
20:45Oh!
20:46Oh!
20:47Oh!
20:48Yes!
20:49Smoldering.
20:50Sexy.
20:51Wet.
20:52Moist.
20:53Oh!
20:54Wow!
20:55Swallow.
20:56Swallow.
20:57Swallow yourself.
20:58Oh!
20:59Oh!
21:00You nasty, dirty, dirty girl.
21:02Ah!
21:03That's a different girl from this morning.
21:04Boots.
21:05Ah!
21:06That's not the girl that was crying on the couch.
21:08So all the girls go and they do their normal shot.
21:11I want to do one.
21:12I gotta do one.
21:13I'll do like a non-alcoholic.
21:14And you know I always gotta add a little bit of a boa-ism to it.
21:18Here we go, bitch.
21:19Here we go, boa.
21:20A new turnip queen in the house, bitch.
21:22Ah!
21:23Oh, my God.
21:24Hi.
21:25Yikes.
21:26Now, just so you know, Jada's gonna beat your ass later.
21:32Oh, bitch!
21:34Girl, please.
21:37I am tipsy.
21:39Girl.
21:40On to the next, baby.
21:42I'm really excited to have my name in the sash game.
21:46You know we're just beautiful ladies and ladies.
21:49I know you lying.
21:50Oh, I know you lying.
21:51Here you go, my dear.
21:52Work, fascinator.
21:54Girl.
21:55We're gonna put on these stupid-ass fascinators.
21:57But you know what?
21:58It's Keri's day and we're gonna do what she wants to do.
22:00Because when it gets to my day, y'all know I'm gonna be a diva.
22:04You're very much a navy woman.
22:05Okay.
22:06Keri, really?
22:07Really?
22:08You got this 40-year-old gay male in a fascinator.
22:12Hello!
22:13Hello!
22:14Hello!
22:15Hello!
22:16Hi!
22:17Hello, hello, welcome.
22:18Thanks, Keri.
22:19Good evening.
22:20Welcome, ladies, to Catherine Chateau.
22:21Hi, Catherine.
22:22I'm not Catherine.
22:23Welcome.
22:24My name is Kareem.
22:25Hi, Kareem.
22:26I'm the managing director.
22:27And I hear you're gonna be joining us for afternoon tea.
22:28Hey!
22:29Oh, I love that.
22:30Ladies, if you'll follow me to the dining room, we'll have afternoon tea.
22:33Yes!
22:34Hi, Kareem.
22:35Let's get classy.
22:36Ooh!
22:37I was ready to just, you know, have my pink yet.
22:39Oh, these are the three tiers.
22:40These look amazing.
22:41Very classy.
22:42Enjoy.
22:44Ha, baby.
22:45Finger-licking good.
22:46Bitch, this is so good.
22:47I know.
22:48It's great.
22:49Did you try the tart?
22:50What did you call me?
22:52No.
22:53No.
22:54No.
22:55No, no.
22:56It does.
22:57No.
22:58I did.
22:59No.
23:00No, no, no.
23:01It's just so good.
23:02Oh, no, no.
23:03No, no, no, no, no.
23:04So, it looks great.
23:06Actually, I thought it was great.
23:08I saw too.
23:09No.
23:10No, no, no.
23:11You thought it was great.
23:12No.
23:13No.
23:14because i'm a whore oh no wow wait etiquette please lauren yeah oh yeah yeah
23:24that's so improper
23:28no class no no class no manners these girls can never ah well where did this card come from
23:38i'm a queen let me go ahead and read it queens there's a test coming so get your paddle kareem
23:48is going to ask us a few questions and the most correct answers you get the winner will become
23:54the ultimate tea queen ladies are you ready yeah i was born ready baby question number one
24:04what type of food is generally on the top tier of a tea tray a sandwiches b pastries b
24:17don't say oh question number two what are two common finger sandwiches a cucumber and salmon
24:28or b almond butter and egg
24:30you can't look at everyone and then put your card up shut up question number three which famous queen
24:41popularized afternoon tea was it a queen elizabeth or b queen victoria
24:50question number four when did she popularize afternoon tea
24:55a in the 18th century a in the 18th century or b in the 19th century well if you don't quit looking
25:02at me before you raise your card i'm just looking at the prettiest girl here oh to get the prettiest answer
25:10question number five when sipping tea you should do so from the same spot every time a true or b false
25:21you should do so you should do so you should do so you should do so you should do so you should
25:28tell me that carrie won the mixology and now she's in the top two for the tea and crumpets
25:33bitch i think it's bullshit and i call rigged the winner will be decided by whom i decide had the best
25:56etiquette this afternoon to receive my stash baby thank you so much so i'm going to appoint tea queen
26:09to lauren i won i thank you know what i knew that lawrence would have won i mean she's from the uk
26:24girl that's rigged i don't know how the lawrence won i don't know whose dick she sucks i think that we
26:30just pity gave it to lawrence because we can't have carrie win what twice on her own day that just looks
26:37like a little bit suspicious she needed to win otherwise her country would just own her so this
26:42is this is true if i may ask where did i miss points on etiquette you were superb oh but it really
26:50was just up to me and my preference her tics were on the table tell her is it because she's trans no they
26:55couldn't win the last one you can't win two in a row come on and that's why you lost that's why you lost
27:11i am completely gagged ladies it's been an absolute pleasure having you here this afternoon
27:18ha ha thank you again for joining us for afternoon tea thank you so much thank you my absolute pleasure
27:24but thank you so much bye my tea queen bye girl get the shell off my head bitch well i had a great day
27:33but what would you expect i'm just so excited that i'm never gonna be topped with this gosh you guys
27:39well i hope you all enjoyed dinner dinner dinner girl that was afternoon tea huh that was finger food
27:47at the most katie we had a very full day you know i can't make sure we get jerk chicken that takes
27:52hours like yesterday okay bitches leave the chicken alone i would say jayna cook those again but
27:58bitch we'll be eating tomorrow night okay hold up not too much i'm ready to really be a body
28:05yeah it's too much that's the point it's too much that's the point girl i want you to be a body with
28:11boa because i was the only person oh girl oh bitch let's go you know it's not going to be reality tv
28:21without a little bit of tension and it does seem like jayna and boa may not necessarily be the closest
28:27of girlfriends mama we all see it all right you guys come on in i kind of told a little bit of a white
28:34guy i actually was able to get us a chef for tonight so dinner is coming up hi queens i'm jason
28:43from honey soul food and i'm going to be your private chef for today hey jason oh baby miss kerry mama
28:53props to you girl honey mr chef is hot i'm dripping at this point i am salivating from every hole of gold
29:02let's go ahead and get freshened up for dinner and then we'll come down and feast work all right
29:08let's go team us we'll be back and again everyone goes upstairs and i'm the loner down the stairs
29:15the basement batty bitch you downstairs i want to eat some tea because i ain't help but notice the
29:27fucking animosity between you and boa oh my god girl not that like what what it's not you know what come
29:35come come i mean bitch everywhere we go i'm looking at them hoes and they can't even breeze around each
29:40other and i'm trying to clock with jada on her tea because mama i see what i see i see you don't
29:46like the bitch tell me what it is i mean i find it interesting because y'all are from the same scene
29:51the same city and like bitch even like on the bus ride back here what's the tea tell me what's the tea
29:59is this like a fucking sit down meeting girl no but i was just asking her about the tea between her and
30:08boa i kind of see it too okay listen me and boa i mean it's not like a it's it's not a big issue
30:19there's something there but like because i feel like you get along with everyone in toronto yeah yeah
30:23yeah everyone but everyone from the outside i see tension yeah to be honest i feel tension i don't
30:32feel like jada's ever really supported me and uh if she is in the audience she's not fucking smiling
30:39she's not supporting she's not tipping she's being kind of a fucking bitch that's not me like i try to
30:46greet everybody with a smile i try to give somewhat of a warm energy off like you don't have to be friends
30:52with everybody right like it's just what it is you know so i mean obviously i'm not going to like
31:00come here and try to be like you know besties right were you shocked to see her here when you go here
31:05why girl i already know that in her mind she thought out of 50 bitches how did you manage that girl i mean
31:15third in the voting i cannot believe it i want to bowl you know what i mean i don't know i don't hate her
31:19though like to be honest with you i think it might be kind of a jealousy thing i get more attention now
31:27since i lost weight i look very different um could be a lot of things she's just a little bit annoying
31:33at times you know what i mean i get what you mean because like obviously coming here you know you
31:37want to come with the girls and have a kiki have a good time and then when you see someone that you're
31:41like oh after days go on and stuff i feel like i am getting a little more along with like a lord so
31:48when i first got here i was like like i've toured with candy before we shared like a tour bus together
31:56but yeah we just i don't know i don't know if we click she might just tick differently than me
32:07you know what i mean i don't know on her season she was called arrogant do i come up with arrogance
32:11to anyone else in this group yes candy but that doesn't make me dislike you if i'm saying something
32:17arrogant in the moment call it out i think you're being if we think there's something wrong with it
32:22like oh yeah i just got called arrogant no of course i'm defensive and i'm upset let me be arrogant
32:29baby it does not change what i said i said what i said i mean like girl not everything is like that
32:35serious maybe we're looking too into it probably maybe you can figure your shit out with candy and
32:41jada can just apologize to me for being a little fucking bitch but in the meantime i think we should
32:46get ready for dinner because i'm getting hungry let's go and eat yeah finally a meal on time
32:51y'all are not letting that breast chicken that chicken breast rest
32:55all right so excited so today we have a three course meal we're going to be starting off with an
33:05appetizer called oxtail spring rolls yes a little bit of a jerk barbecue on top so you'll get a bit of
33:13that flavor in there the island flavor we're getting blessed by the caribbean all week so far
33:18yes today really is the day of just hot chocolate men i mean this is my manifestation i am loving jason's
33:28energy he's next on the menu just wow okay no miss carrie girl i mean every hot ball you do not need to
33:38get oh it's spicy oh we might need some water for lawrence or a fire extinguisher lawrence
33:48is choking on the spring rolls she's choking on the spring rolls girl what is wrong with you laurence
33:55literally no taste buds girl enjoy the heat it's so good but it does have a kick
34:03are you okay my dear okay come on tea queen you're still eating it but it's spicy
34:10i'm afraid to be a team player girl oh my god i'm so sorry you didn't make it i know but like
34:18just have the coleslaw queens are we ready for the main course
34:25we have our southern fried chicken on top of our cajun mashed potatoes and there's going
34:30to be a little bit of some barbecue brisket in there enjoy queens thank you it is cajun mashed
34:38potatoes they're flavorful they're good carrie your day slaps baby thank you it's just
34:46fuck jada's day i was just waiting for it i didn't say fuck jada's day in all fairness no i'm bored
34:53there we all have been saying that bitch jesus chef i'm coming to heat it up
34:59okay yes absolutely clearly jada learned nothing from high tea and etiquette because she's throwing
35:09the food in the microwave oh just one more thing queens uh-huh the dishes is all yours
35:17and carrie since it's your day it deserves you should do the dishes because you want to bring
35:22it a private chef you deal with that honey you know what uh-huh i'm happy to be of service
35:30which is why i end up
35:33you know what it's fine it's fair it's whatever someone's got to clean up around here so while
35:38carrie does the dishes hot tub oh listen instead of going to hot tub honey let's go downstairs to my
35:43little bachelor pad and play some games let's go it's going down i'll see you in a little bit bye
35:50okay so we're playing dirty charades oh okay you act out what is on the card okay clearly we are
35:57bored with our lives i got the card that said my favorite position i'm gonna act it out
36:03doggie's doggy style yeah man girl what the fuck a chicken okay chicken head coke
36:13head uh later egg coke sucker eating an egg what the fuck oral no shitting on the coke
36:23and then eating the shit licking the inside of an egg what is that you are never gonna get that tea queen
36:29okay i think all of you in here have done this
36:36oh not for me oh do these queens not understand when i do this means it's milking a cow stupid
36:45hand job milking a cow yes milking a cow wow do i go again you know i love a good flow
36:53job baby this is done okay oh wait weight lifting oh hand standing comes slow this game is absolute
37:06self bouncing on an exercise ball i said exercise oh exercise i was thinking dirty i am laughing my
37:15ass off because these bitches are so stupid here she go girl there she goes riding dick you know like
37:22you just like what what i am getting a mouthful and an eyeful of candy right now
37:29oh my god uh riding a face it's like running away girl what the fuck hit it and quit it i'm straight
37:36now i i i i'm in love with you you are hi baby i think practically after this but engaged i think
37:46that's how it works it's tea baggy i would have went like tea or like tea bag you know like
37:53it's okay kerry you could have pointed to this wow i told you she's dirty she had what all that girl
38:00that wasn't any fun okay boy you go okay i want to do one okay i'm gonna swap with you okay swap
38:10pick another one since jada just no i didn't see i didn't see i don't see i don't trust
38:14i don't trust that guy oh she don't trust you jada oh y'all really try it you're not gonna get this
38:22one oh me okay jumping rope skipping no no no um tassels oh horse riding no no no what is
38:32oh chopping up um drum onions toxic salad got it oh wait why would i not get that well because you
38:41you've never eaten pussy in your life oh yeah i know lesbian girl bitch jada keeps trying to look
38:49at the car that's the only way she has a hope of getting it wait i literally don't know how to um
38:58i can't speak right guns okay okay shooting shooting shooting shooting shooting shooting cops
39:05blanks yes you know she's in her femme top queen era in the moment i'm still aside wait what was
39:14it shooting low shooting blanks shooting blanks oh yeah shooting lows for you bitch shooting
39:21lows but don't got nothing in it um okay jada stop looking at the car i couldn't see i couldn't see
39:28girl because i'm just here air hostess blowing bubbles what the
39:39following air bubbles pissing on someone i was trying to like set up a cake and then like
39:44you blow the candles out of the cake and then you know the stripper goes in the cake and then she comes
39:48out blowing bubbles okay okay blowing water sports blowing a candle blowing a birthday cake okay
40:01wait pouring hot wax on someone that is what do you say something red stripper and a cake
40:11girl i may have not won drag race but at least i won something today that was day two day of the
40:17the dog okay we're gonna get it out it was good it was a good day it was a good day we ate
40:25carrie's day actually was fab i feel like it was 10 times better than jada's day but
40:31bitch tomorrow is my day the tea queen's day is tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
40:45hello hello hi oh oh hi this is this is my wife oh we had a moment huh she turned me straight i turned
40:54you at least pansexual straight fully straight oh you are completely straight now baby i i i scratched
41:03and sniffed and it was good okay you know pussy clean pussy tight pussy fresh
41:10thank you and peace out good night next on slaycation there's no place like home can we have boys over
41:21boy oh it's time to get nasty and crass honey at this point i've kissed all the boys one after another
41:30pull me close by my hips it's time to turn up there has been tension between me and you jada
41:36and i'm not having this
41:40bitch
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