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00:00Oh
00:18My god, Kenny, thank you so much for joining us. No, not a problem. This place is beautiful. Thank you. Hey girl, I'm here. Hi, Fanny. Hi, sorry. I'm so late
00:30Thank you so much for letting us do this. I know always, always, always. Come on, let's go. So we decided to splurge as friends and do this magnificent photo shoot. We travel all over the world all the time, so we definitely need new photos.
00:48Give us a little bit, a little bit more sex. I just thought I was so shady. Yeah. I live for that.
01:00Fanny, why don't you put away the boa? It's not helping you out in this picture.
01:04What the hell is Edna doing here? This was supposed to be a fun girls day between the two of us?
01:10Lean into it, make love. Love how the tits are sitting, not the arm.
01:19Fanny, maybe we should rethink that blue lipstick.
01:22It's green. If Edna says one more word.
01:32Yes, besties, make love.
01:36Fanny, the boa girl.
01:37Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen. I do not need to be directed. Can you please give us a long time? Please, girl, shoot, shoot, go, go, yeah, yeah.
01:49All right.
01:52I just snapped. I couldn't be around her anymore.
01:58Girl, all I know is I need a few days to not see her because she's getting on my last nerve.
02:09Ooh, that was harsh.
02:10What, what, what?
02:10Kenny, can you give us a minute, please? Please.
02:14Sorry, Kenny.
02:16What happened?
02:18Girl, you better get your little chihuahua because she's doing a lot of barking and I am getting sick of it, girl.
02:24I think you keep trying to help, Fanny.
02:26Girl, this is supposed to be about us. This is our show. Why do you keep bringing him to our stuff?
02:33I, uh, I, I, I don't know. He's a good friend.
02:38Like, please, girl. It drives me crazy every time I see him. Like, stop bringing him to our stuff. This is for us.
02:46Noted.
02:47Thank you so much, girl. Please.
02:50Okay, so maybe I fucked up. I just wanted one of my dearest old friends to meet one of my new friends.
02:57Kitty, can you come back, please? Sorry, baby.
03:01Let's do it.
03:01Let's do it.
03:02Let's do it.
03:02Let's do it.
03:03Let's do it.
03:04Let's do it.
03:04Okay, let's do it.
03:05Let's do it.
03:05Let's do it.
03:05Let's do it.
03:06Let's do it.
03:06Let's do it.
03:07Here's.
03:12Okay.
03:12Oh, I did it.
03:25Girl, I hope we make some money today.
03:26Girl, I hope we do, too, girl.
03:28These bills, you bet.
03:29Come in.
03:29It's pretty busy.
03:30Girl, who?
03:30Oh, hey, Tiff.
03:32How are you?
03:33I'm good, girl.
03:35But what you doing here all dressed up?
03:36You ain't performing.
03:38I just came to show up and show out, baby, you know.
03:41All right.
03:41I put all this on so I can show Fantasia what I can really do.
03:47Hey, Fanny.
03:50Hey.
03:52Hey.
03:52Hey.
03:53I just wanted to come and see how you are.
04:05Oh, I'm Gucci.
04:07All right.
04:09Oh, my God.
04:13She is so annoying.
04:15Like, I'm really about to go off on her.
04:17Girl, I just, I can't take this anymore.
04:21Can I help you?
04:23Do you have a problem with me?
04:26Okay.
04:26First of all, step back a little bit.
04:28And actually, yes, I do have a problem with you.
04:31I'm sick of you.
04:33Like, do you ever fucking go home?
04:35Every time I turn around, you somewhere in my damn face.
04:38Like, girl, do you ever get the fuck away?
04:41I guess all that shit you said on Hot House is fake.
04:44What about all this community?
04:45This ain't got anything to do about Hot House or what I do for the community.
04:49I'm sick of you.
04:50That's what this is about.
04:52Oh, so you're just a fake ass bitch.
04:54You fucking cut.
04:55Girl, she just snatched the wig off.
05:03You don't do this, you don't do this, you don't drink it.
05:05I'll beat your ass.
05:07Go ahead and go.
05:08I'ma beat your ass.
05:11I'm trying to do my makeup and focus on me.
05:13Now I have to interject and get this girl out of here before Miss Girl Molly wops her.
05:20She pushed it to the limit.
05:22Look, I get it.
05:23But still, you ain't have to...
05:25No, no, actually, I want to go out there and do your ass.
05:27No, that's what I want to do.
05:29Why you in spank?
05:30Go get that little girl.
05:31I got it.
05:31Go get that little girl.
05:34Go get her.
05:35Edna had no right talking about me on Hot House because, baby, guess what?
05:39I am the queen.
05:41I'm the one.
05:43Yeah.
05:46I fucked up my night.
05:53What the fuck?
06:08Sound.
06:09Matt, hang on.
06:10Sound, sound, sound.
06:11What?
06:11What the fuck is going on?
06:25What?
06:25What the fuck?
06:26Are you fucking serious?
06:28Oh my gosh.
06:40As I was deep-throating that cop and I was like, oh!
06:46Fanny, what the fuck is going on?
06:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:53You're gonna find your ass.
06:53Fucking asshole.
06:54Fucking asshole.
06:56What the fuck are you doing, yo?
06:59No.
06:59Grab your shit and go.
07:00Pick up all your shit.
07:02Pick up all your shit and go.
07:04No, no, no, no, no.
07:04Fuck you.
07:05No, no, no, no.
07:05Fuck you, fuck you.
07:06Let's go.
07:07Let's go, let's go, let's go.
07:08Yo, yo, yo.
07:08Let's go.
07:09Oh my gosh.
07:10He just fired Dayla.
07:12Oh my gosh.
07:12I hope it's not my fault.
07:15Kelly, what the fuck?
07:16No, I do it.
07:17No.
07:18This is the last, the last chance.
07:20The last chance I get, though.
07:23The last chance I get.
07:30Baron was already on my case.
07:32Oh, I really, oh my gosh, I have to do something.
07:47Oh, my gosh, I have to do something.
07:51Danny.
07:52Hey, girl.
07:53Hi, bitch.
07:54Bitch, why you're not dressed for the beach yet?
07:57Girl.
07:58Well, what's going on?
08:00Please tell me it's not about you snatching that wig off.
08:04Bitch, you know you could have did way more
08:06than to snatch that wig off.
08:07You could have went to the back, got a little bit of bleach,
08:10put that bleach on there and cut them jeans and stuff up,
08:12and honey did your dollar.
08:14Oh, girl, trust me.
08:15It's way more than that.
08:17Trust me.
08:18You guys would not fucking believe what happened.
08:21Well, what's wrong?
08:22Taylor is fired.
08:24And I think that Byron is pissed off with me, girl.
08:29Well, why did he get fired?
08:32Girl, child, you know me.
08:41Bitch, so you mean to tell me you were sucking dick
08:44in the office?
08:45Yeah.
08:46You're just redoing everything.
08:47Girl.
08:48Oh, to be honest with you, I'm great at giving head.
08:53Look, we got to focus.
08:56I need you to give me that performance smile.
08:59I know you got to.
09:00There you go.
09:01That's what I want to see.
09:02Okay.
09:03Now, let's focus.
09:04We got to get ready.
09:05I need you to go and change into a bathing suit.
09:06And we're going to go out here and pass out these flyers for this show.
09:10Okay?
09:11Okay, girl.
09:12All right.
09:13And Fanny, on some real shit, you my girl now.
09:16So if you need for me to cut a bitch wig, you know I got your back.
09:20Slap that bitch down.
09:22Girl.
09:23Come on, girl.
09:24Okay, gang, it is time for us to promote our new show.
09:40The Flyers are in, bitches.
09:42We're going to the beach to hand out flyers.
09:44And I'm getting all of Miami to come to our brand new show.
09:47Guess what?
09:48I got a celebrity coming.
09:50Hey, girl.
09:51Miss LaGandra and Sharonda.
09:53Why are you saying her name like that?
09:56Girl, you know I just got a nose job, honey.
09:58Hey, don't be funny.
09:59Don't try to be cute, girl.
10:02Bitch, I love LaGandra.
10:06I can't wait to meet her.
10:09Anyways, bigger news.
10:11Me and Fantasia have decided to rent a yacht.
10:13All right now.
10:14So we can cool ourselves down and go have fun and just fucking relax and chill out, yeah?
10:19Yeah.
10:20Okay.
10:21All right.
10:22Come down.
10:23All right, gang.
10:24On the count of three.
10:25Let's make this show a fucking hit.
10:26That's the way.
10:27Put your hands together.
10:28On the count of three.
10:29Miami Dolls.
10:30One, two, three.
10:32Miami Dolls.
10:34That's it.
10:35That's fine.
10:36Let's do this.
10:37Hey.
10:38We need to talk.
10:39I'm working hard and I'm having fun.
10:41But John, he just doesn't seem to be enjoying himself, like, at all.
10:46What was all that about?
10:47Girl, last night, I don't even want to rehash it or anything, but she snatched my wig off.
10:51Who snatched your wig off?
10:52Fantasia.
10:53Girl, what?
10:54I would've...
10:55Girl, literally, she embarrassed me because I was telling her how fake she is on Hot House
11:00and seeing all this community shit, and I think it's all a rude.
11:04That's fucking crazy and unacceptable.
11:06Like, why the fuck would she do that?
11:08So, here's what we're gonna do.
11:09I'm gonna call her over really quick.
11:11We're gonna hash things out.
11:12Do it the Nicki Monet style.
11:14Blunt, honest, and to the fucking point.
11:16That's not me, though.
11:17I don't know if I can be blunt.
11:18Like, I'm very passive aggressive, very cute to myself.
11:21Okay, well, I'm still calling her over.
11:24Fantasia!
11:25Girl.
11:29I don't want to ruin a great opportunity for myself, but I don't think I can be around them anymore.
11:35I'm sorry.
11:42I need a minute.
11:43Edna?
11:48Edna?
11:50Fantasia, come here, come here, come here, come here.
11:52What's the tea, girl?
11:53What happened with Edna last night?
11:54Girl, let me tell you something.
11:56That bitch called me fake, and you already know how I am.
11:59I don't deal with that bullshit.
12:00I am the fucking queen, I'm the president, and no one disrespect the president.
12:04But you done snatched her unit off.
12:07I don't give a fuck.
12:09So I'm not going to let some little new bitch come in and call me fake.
12:12Listen.
12:13I think you're mad about something else.
12:14Listen, listen, listen.
12:15Girl, Daylor got fired.
12:16What?
12:17Yes, girl.
12:18And right now, it's really, really bothering me.
12:21Just because of me, girl, they called us, doing our little one, two, three.
12:24You know how I get, honey.
12:25And, like, I just feel so bad about it.
12:27So I don't have time to worry about you and John and what the fuck y'all got going on.
12:31Sorry.
12:32Listen, listen, listen.
12:33I need him in this show.
12:34So whatever's happening in your mind about Daylor and this and that, and I'm sure that's
12:38playing part into it, and you're very upset, and I totally get it, bitch.
12:42But go talk to Byron.
12:44Figure it out.
12:45Because we have a show to do.
12:46It has to happen.
12:47Are you being demanded?
12:48Yes.
12:49Yes.
12:50I need Fantasia to get her head in the fucking game because we need the show to go off.
12:56Hey, we got a show to do!
12:58Excuse me.
12:59Excuse me.
13:00Hi.
13:01How are y'all?
13:02Hi, guys.
13:03How are you guys?
13:04My name's Vicki Monet.
13:05How are you?
13:06We are here promoting our show.
13:07It's called the Miami Dolls.
13:08Where are you guys visiting from Kentucky?
13:09Okay.
13:10Where the women are lonely and the sheep are in pain.
13:11Kentucky.
13:12I mean, hi.
13:13Welcome to Miami.
13:14Come to our show.
13:15Yes.
13:16Do you like directions?
13:21Oh, I can't be.
13:22Why you got to go back?
13:23I know you're a girl, you're a girl.
13:25Go on.
13:26No, no.
13:27No, no, no.
13:28No, no.
13:29No, no.
13:30No, no, no.
13:31No, no.
13:32No, no, no.
13:33No, no, no.
13:34No, no.
13:35No, no.
13:36No, no, no.
13:37No, no.
13:38No, no.
13:39No.
13:40No, no.
13:41Well, you got to come to the show, honey.
13:43You got to come to the show.
13:44We're going to turn it out.
13:45I'm Fantasia.
13:45Nice to meet you.
13:47Oh, he got that stuck.
13:48Oh, you like to touch, too?
13:50I will.
13:50Oh, y'all are a swinger couple.
13:52Oh, y'all both come to my show.
13:54They call me the blonde, honey.
13:57Yeah, you see why, right?
13:59I'm basically a transsexual stripper clown, and I'm a man in the dress, and I make it
14:05do what it do.
14:06You ever saw this before?
14:08Look.
14:09Fanny, could you do that again for me?
14:11Yeah, well, you know, sometimes we start off with like that.
14:15We do cartwheels, backflips, pussy pop, all sorts of shit.
14:18Oh, have you ever seen this before?
14:20That, that, that, that.
14:22More jingle, more gleams, more shade.
14:24See, we do a lot of tricks.
14:25You better come to our show, yes?
14:27Yes.
14:28Absolutely.
14:29High five.
14:30Works for me.
14:30It works for me.
14:31It works for me.
14:32Oh, it works for you?
14:33Tell all your little friends from Nebraska.
14:35You here now?
14:36Yes.
14:36All right.
14:37Welcome to Miami.
14:41Hey, girl.
14:54Aren't you supposed to be here tonight?
14:55Well, I came a little early because, I mean, like, come on.
15:00You can give him a job right now.
15:02You'll prove your point by now.
15:04Like, come on.
15:08Are you serious, Fantasia?
15:11Uh, yeah.
15:12Dead serious.
15:13You might be the boss when you're over there entertaining and doing your thing, but I'm the
15:21real boss of this whole entire stuff, right?
15:24So, I'm going to need a little bit more respect from your end.
15:28Like, how dare you even have the audacity to come in here asking me to get his job back
15:35after I caught you guys doing what the fuck you guys were doing out there?
15:38I've never seen Byron this upset before.
15:43And honestly, like, it's really scaring me.
15:46Fuck me.
15:47It's tired.
15:48It's tired.
15:49When you finish and you do your number outside, you get thousands of claps, thousands of cheers.
15:55Fanny this, Fanny that, Fanny this, Fanny that.
15:58Guess what?
15:58I get none.
16:00Well, here's your applause.
16:04Well, guess what, Fanny?
16:06Here's your applause.
16:08Girl, bad.
16:19What's up?
16:25Well, time.
16:26Finally, this day's here.
16:27I'm going to get it.
16:28I'm going to get it.
16:30Hey, Tiff, watch yourself getting all hooked up.
16:32I'm going to get it.
16:32I'm going to get it.
16:33I'm so glad you're going to get it.
16:35It's great, warm.
16:37Hi, Taylor.
16:38How are you?
16:38How are you?
16:40Okay.
16:42Nikki got us a boat to go out on the water and have some fun and have some drinks and party.
16:47And, you know, I'm here with my baby Daylor, so I'm good.
16:51Watch your step, you guys.
16:52My girl, Sheena.
16:53Hey, how you doing?
16:54You ready to turn up?
16:55Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
16:56Hey, question, question, question.
16:58Have you talked to John?
16:59So John texted me earlier and said, it's not coming anymore.
17:02Why?
17:04What did you say?
17:05He's not coming anymore.
17:06I wanted everybody here so we can all vibe with each other.
17:11Get over it, bitch.
17:12You got your ambulance geeky driver in here.
17:15So turn the fuck up.
17:17I think he is here.
17:19Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
17:20You got to make us all good.
17:21We'll get your ass up there.
17:22We're still going to party.
17:23We need this energy situation, honey.
17:26Yes.
17:27All right, take your ass up there.
17:31Welcome to my beautiful cock, I mean yacht.
17:34Oh, my God.
17:47This boat is a party.
17:49The vibe is right.
17:52And me and EJ, like, sorry, I have butterflies.
17:56Like, we're starting to connect.
17:58And I'm like, oh, my God.
18:01I can't remember if I'm saying this, but, like, I think I'm falling for him.
18:04Baby, baby, baby, I've been thinking about things to make you wonderful.
18:12Baby, baby, I've been flying without wings.
18:17Makes me feel wonderful.
18:20Baby, it's the way.
18:23Yes, honey.
18:24Nikki done got us on this boat, honey.
18:26We doing some cruising.
18:28And not behind bushes.
18:36Yeah!
18:38I'm so glad I'm with you guys now.
18:41I'm glad that you're here with us, too, honey.
18:43It's just really not a turn-in.
18:45Look, honey, we work hard, but we play hard, too, baby.
18:50No, you, like, really work hard.
18:53Oh, honey, tell me about it.
18:53Really work hard.
18:55Tiffany, like, I've been seeing you at the Palace for a long time.
18:58How long have you been there?
19:00Woo, girl.
19:0118 years.
19:03That's a long-ass time.
19:05I've been through a lot with that place.
19:07We've had to go to City Hall and fight, protest the naysayers and everything in between
19:12to have shows at the Palace.
19:14So, honey, when I tell you I've done it all, I've done it all.
19:19You know, I know, bitch, I see.
19:21I'm so glad I got to know Tiffany.
19:23She's a real inspiration.
19:25Like, she's going to help me elodey because she's the best.
19:30Everybody, I need your attention.
19:35I have a big surprise.
19:37How big is it?
19:39No, it's not about my cock.
19:41Sorry.
19:43But today, everybody, put your hands together for my man, Jayla.
19:49Oh, my God.
20:01Look, if you saw what I'm looking.
20:04Ew.
20:05What are you doing?
20:07Ew.
20:10Ha, ha, ha.
20:12Yes, man.
20:13Oh, my God.
20:16What?
20:17Oh, my God.
20:18Okay.
20:18What do you work here with?
20:20Hold on.
20:24I'm so excited that I met you, and I just wanted to open up about a couple things.
20:29Coming here to Miami, I never really expected to meet somebody like you.
20:34You're so genuine and kind and sweet, and you have been so different than any other guy I've met here.
20:41I always wanted to just grab my tits and all sorts of shit, and you're, like, so cute, and trying to hold my hands and things.
20:47And, like, I don't know, I'm just really falling for you, and I'm just trying to care about you.
20:52And I'm glad I met you.
20:54Glad I met you, too.
20:55Come here.
20:57Yeah, I mean, I really hear you.
20:58I got to say that I appreciate you a lot.
21:00Yes.
21:01And you get me.
21:01You get me.
21:02I do get you.
21:03And now, since you have the new boyfriend, I got to get a selfie.
21:06Yes.
21:06So I can announce it on bio.
21:08Let's do it.
21:08Are you ready?
21:09Yeah.
21:09Whoops.
21:12Oh.
21:12I got it right there.
21:15Ah!
21:16Babe!
21:18Nikki!
21:19Babe!
21:20I'm coming!
21:24Hey!
21:26Come on, I got you.
21:27I got you.
21:28I got you.
21:29You got me.
21:30Now, get me out.
21:31It's my big water!
21:32I know.
21:32Come on, come on.
21:33Let's go.
21:33Come on.
21:34Let's go.
21:34This way.
21:35I got you.
21:37I do not like this muddy water.
21:38It's gross.
21:39Jesus Christ.
21:39I felt seaweed, all sorts of gross shit, but EJ jumped in and saved me.
21:46Ah!
21:47He's so cute.
21:48Oh, my God.
21:48Oh, my God.
21:49Oh, my God.
21:49What the fuck?
21:56I couldn't think of a better way to end this night.
21:59Welcome to Miami.
22:11Welcome to Miami.
22:12I guess.
22:13Welcome to Miami.
22:14I'm 20,000.
22:15Here we go.
22:15Here we go.
22:16I'll have you.
22:17Bye.
22:20Is there a vaccinate?
22:20Well, look, being here.
22:22The spreker river.
22:23Iabuse.
22:23Right next time.
22:24Bye.
22:27Bye.
22:35Bye.
22:36Bye.
22:37Bye.
22:37Bye.
22:37Bye.
22:38Bye.
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