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00:01The trouble with being a kid today is you grow up too quickly.
00:04There's just not enough time.
00:06Well, for some kids, that is.
00:13Where are we this time?
00:15Horrible Histories.
00:17Wow!
00:18Horrible Histories.
00:21Who would do that?
00:23A smart, hunkered caveman. Good idea.
00:26Have any of you seen a girl about so tall, big?
00:30Cartoon-y eyes?
00:31Oh, and you gotta go.
00:32You gotta go.
00:33And wait, Stature can't find him anyway.
00:36Wow! Socrates rocks!
00:40Is that the Spanish Armada?
00:42Horrible Histories.
00:45Horrible Histories.
00:49Horrible Histories.
00:53Well, Mo, what do you think about all this cool old stuff?
00:57We're history!
01:00Here we are at the annual Stitchin' Mo Pizza Eating Contest.
01:16Okay, uh, okay, um, ready?
01:24What, afraid you're gonna lose?
01:26No, just bell peppers make me.
01:28No excuses! Go!
01:35I win!
01:37Mo and Stitch, what a couple of me and foals.
01:42What a Neanderthal call us!
01:47Neanderthals.
01:48Why, uh, nobody call us, dumb monkey ring.
01:52Uh, wouldn't you like to discover what a Neanderthal is before you take it as an insult?
01:58Swallow first.
01:59Where are we this time?
02:13Bonjour!
02:14Welcome to the south of France 40,000 years ago.
02:17You mean the Paleolithic era?
02:19Yep. It's the time before written history, before pollution.
02:25Oh! What are we almost wearing?
02:28This is fur! I don't wear fur!
02:31As I was trying to say before animal rights activists.
02:34Since the nearest shopping center is about 40,000 years away, animal skins were a necessity, not a fashion statement.
02:43You little Neanderthal.
02:46What are you doing?
02:48Oh, look! I think I found a Neanderthal.
02:51That's sort of sweet.
02:53Darren doesn't know what he was talking about.
02:55Get a grip, lads. That wasn't a Neanderthal.
03:02At least it wasn't a dinosaur.
03:04Hold it.
03:05I think you guys are having an era problem.
03:08Maybe even an era infection.
03:10Hmm.
03:18Dinosaurs didn't exist at the same time as Neanderthal man.
03:21In fact, they died out 60 million years before Neanderthal man even hit the scene.
03:28With the death of the dinosaurs,
03:31smarter, vicious mammals were left to evolve into bigger, vicious mammals.
03:40And, before you know it,
03:44a group of big apes in Africa called Rampithecines,
03:47which were the first human-like creatures,
03:50left the trees and began exploring life on the plains.
03:55These apes developed the habit of walking upright on their hind legs,
03:59which set them apart from every other mammal.
04:03Wait a sec.
04:04If we evolved from monkeys or apes,
04:06how come there are still monkeys and apes?
04:10Different type of apes.
04:11These fellas had opposable thumbs, like you.
04:15Couldn't play video games without them.
04:17It's all in the opposable thumbs.
04:20Most animals have fixed thumbs or paws, right?
04:24But the evolving human hands have opposable thumbs for grasping,
04:29which give them greater ability to do things like...
04:32Hey, I get it.
04:33Like picking up sticks, tying sneaker laces,
04:36playing keyboard and thumb wrestling,
04:39playing keyboard and thumb wrestling.
04:40Did you just hear something?
04:44Nope.
04:47Sorry.
04:48Guess I'm hungry again.
04:50You just ate?
04:51Ah, one slice of pizza.
04:52Nothing to an evolving kid.
04:56Well, I don't suppose pizza's been invented yet.
04:59Sorry, no.
04:59You'll have to eat like the Neanderthals do.
05:01Yeah, well, I don't see any Neanderthals around to ask.
05:06Neanderthals were foragers, as well as hunters.
05:09Uh, let's see.
05:12Reptiles.
05:13Uh, bugs.
05:14Uh, carrion.
05:16Uh, seeds.
05:17Oh, here we are.
05:19Small animals.
05:20A couple of rabbit legs would be perfect for Thog's lunch.
05:22Attention, shoppers.
05:23We have a blue light special on snake eggs in aisle nine.
05:26Oh, that sounds lovely.
05:38Basically, if you can find it or catch it, you can eat it.
05:45Almost had it!
05:46Uh, who would do that?
05:50A smart, hungry caveman.
05:52Good idea.
05:54Hey, look.
05:55Raisins.
05:59These aren't raisins!
06:04Hey, is that beef jerky?
06:07Ugh, gross.
06:08Road pizza.
06:10And they didn't even have roads.
06:11Psh.
06:16Mo, it's getting dark.
06:22We can take care of ourselves.
06:24Oh, okay.
06:25I know Neanderthals used to make fire, but aren't they starting without magic?
06:32What good are opposable thumbs if they freeze off?
06:35I'm freezing, starving, and I'm starting to get a headache.
06:39I don't suppose aspirins have been invented yet?
06:41Not quite, but the Neanderthals did have a few ideas about primitive medicine.
06:46Welcome to Paleolithic Memorial Hospital, where our state-of-the-art facilities offer the
06:54finest in health care that a couple of animal pelts can buy.
06:57No matter what ails you, we have the specialist that can provide you with just the cure.
07:01If you've come down with the measles or other skin diseases, Dr. Chickenthrower knows just
07:06the trick, forcing a patient through a stone with a hole in its center.
07:12And remember, it won't work if the patient's wearing clothes.
07:15Backache, you say?
07:17We offer the most advanced techniques available anywhere.
07:21No primitive massage here.
07:23Instead, Nurse Cutstone has just the thing, a Stone Age tattoo guaranteed to remove the
07:29pain.
07:31Yes, folks, modern medicine is a wonderful thing.
07:35Finally, if you have a headache, Dr. Hole Driller has just the thing to make you feel better.
07:40Hole Driller will drill a hole in your head, letting out the nasty, evil spirits that are causing
07:45you all that pain.
07:48You call these ideas about medicine?
07:50I think I'll pass.
07:51I didn't say they were good ideas.
07:54It's incredible that Neanderthals were able to survive in a time like this.
07:58They look like us.
08:12Well, sort of.
08:15What do you think they want?
08:18Hi, we're new in town.
08:21Can you help us find something to eat?
08:22They think you talk funny.
08:32Yeah, well, they sound pretty dumb to me.
08:35Actually, we are very brainy, yeah?
08:40These melons bigger than future humans.
08:42But because of the shape of our vocal passages, we don't make as many sounds.
08:51Hey, they really seem to communicate well with each other.
08:54I think they're using sign language.
08:56Let's try it.
08:57Oh, you learn fast.
09:17Mo, do you hear that?
09:19Uh-oh.
09:21It's that ratty-miky thing we saw earlier.
09:24I wonder where it is.
09:25Hey, you're going to poke someone's eye out with that.
09:28Jimmy.
09:39It was just an annoying little furball.
09:42Don't worry.
09:42We scared it off.
09:44Yeah, and I'm still hungry.
09:46Lead on.
09:47She said, so, last night, Grunter says, I've got this great new idea.
10:01And I says, what's that, honey?
10:02And he says, wheel this and wheel that for the rest of the night.
10:05Wow, cool.
10:06But didn't cavemen live in caves?
10:09Sometimes, but Neanderthals were nomads.
10:11They moved with a change of the season.
10:14Oh, mana.
10:16Oh, mana, rana, ding, rana.
10:18Or to find more grub, so they built their own shelters.
10:22But it was a hard life.
10:23It wasn't always easy to find food,
10:25which might explain why some people think Neanderthals may have resorted to cannibalism.
10:31Neanderthals may have believed they could acquire strength and wisdom from eating their victims' brains.
10:48Now, that's what I call a smart drink.
10:50You don't want to eat us.
11:01We're full of preservatives, yeah.
11:03And all artificial colours and flavours from all the junk food we eat.
11:07Relax.
11:08No one really knows exactly why they removed the brains from the skulls.
11:13Maybe it was just part of some old-time burial ritual, like the Egyptians had.
11:18You fellas are off the hook, especially since Paleolithic Pig is on the menu tonight.
11:26Pork chops!
11:28I'm so hungry I could eat a rock!
11:31Yeah, but we're not going to have to, are we?
11:33No.
11:34Fortunately for you, the Neanderthals were more sophisticated than Moe.
11:38They cooked their food.
11:39How did they do that?
11:41I don't see any pots or pans.
11:43That's a good question.
11:43As you know, the Neanderthals were already well-versed with starting fires.
11:48The question is, how did they use them for cooking?
11:51Did they...
11:52A. Throw a dead animal on a bonfire and leave it to scorch until the outside and hopefully the inside was cooked.
11:58B. Stuff the meat with moss and light the moss on fire, cooking the animal from the inside out.
12:03A. Or C. Pour water into a stone trough and throw heated stones into it.
12:14A.
12:16Well, partially correct.
12:18The answer is both A and C.
12:20As you can see, here they are utilising the third method to prepare dinner.
12:24The hot rocks eventually boiled the water in the trough.
12:27That's pretty evolutionary.
12:29B. Now, while you wait for dinner, we can talk about the most evolutionary idea.
12:34The one that separated humans from beasts.
12:38B. Bob, do I think...
12:40B. I'm talking tools.
12:42B. They give people a real edge.
12:47B. Other animals use tools.
12:50B. Chimpanzees use twigs to get a quick termite snack.
12:53B. And sea otters use stones to break open oysters.
12:57B.
12:59B. But humans are the only animals who have made much of their existence dependent on tools.
13:11B. Interesting.
13:13B. Anyone else hungry?
13:16B. Right on.
13:17B. Let's eat.
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13:24B. As much as they've accomplished, there are some things they haven't developed yet.
13:29B. Yeah, like table manners.
13:33B. Cooked brains.
13:35B. Toilets outside.
13:37B. Pretty much anywhere.
13:38B. And thanks for the segway.
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13:42B. Modern investigators can tell what plants the Neanderthals ate by examining coproliths,
13:47the scientific name for ancient poop.
13:50A stone age man found frozen in ice had lumps of moss with them in a small pouch. He probably
14:02used this as toilet paper. And they probably used moss for tinder to start fires. And as
14:10a bandage. With all its uses, moss was the paleolithic answer to duct tape.
14:15B.
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14:17B. You know, sometimes you tell us just a little bit more than we need to know.
14:20B. Right, Stitch?
14:21B.
14:22B. Stitch?
14:23B. Huh?
14:24B. Oh, now I kinda need to use the facilities. I'm gonna find the little caveman's room.
14:28B. Be right back.
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14:30B. Hey!
14:31B. You again!
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15:04I'd not hear of it.
15:06Okay, I feel much better now.
15:09Stitch, you're not going to believe this,
15:11but that ratty monkey thing belongs to our friends here.
15:19What'd they say? I didn't catch the last part.
15:22It's their pet! What did you do with it?
15:25Oh, just gave it the scare of its life so it would run away as far from here as possible.
15:30Now we've got to get it back for him.
15:32Okay, I'll put that on my to-do list.
15:34Don't these guys have to get up and go to work?
15:45Early humans only had to spend a small part of the day working.
15:49But what did they do with all that leisure time
15:51if there weren't any sports or theme parks or video games?
15:55You were looking at it.
15:56Hey, Moe, we just discovered the world's first rock band.
16:06Yeah, cool! All they need is a bass guitar and some rockin' amps.
16:17Hey, they just trashed their instruments.
16:19Sorry, but too many belongings were a burden in nomadic life.
16:25Think if you had to hump around your TV with you, you might not want it anymore.
16:31So where are they going?
16:33For takeaway.
16:35Lunch!
16:39Stitch, do you think it'd be okay to invite ourselves?
16:41Sure, as long as we're not on the menu anymore.
16:50Whoa, they're hunting for woolly mammoths.
16:54Uh, you go.
16:56We'll stay here and be lookouts.
16:57Look out for what?
16:58For ourselves.
16:59You don't want to end up like road pizza, do you?
17:02What chance do neanderthals have against those things?
17:07Hey, look.
17:08They're using smoke to drive the herd.
17:19Hey, that's pretty smart.
17:21What do you think they'll do now?
17:23Oh, probably just stampede them into the funnel of stones they arranged
17:26and drive them off that cliff.
17:28Oh, that was quick thinking.
17:50Me too, one of yub yub.
17:55You're being one of her, bah.
17:57They're saying you must be less evolved
18:00if you can't get out of the way of stampeding mammoths.
18:06Wow, you're starting to sound like Dongle.
18:08Yeah, but Dongle would have never saved us.
18:14Do you think mammoths are rare in this day and age?
18:16Depends on how you cook them.
18:19Oh, come on.
18:21This is comedy gold, people.
18:22They saved the best part for you.
18:28The brains.
18:30Where do you think they're taking us?
18:32I don't know, but I don't like the smirks in their faces.
18:35Where are we?
18:36Come on, we're going to make history.
18:40Where are you?
18:46I feel a damp opening.
18:48A minute.
18:49You've got your hands in my mouth.
18:53Look at these.
18:55They're telling stories.
18:56Cool.
18:57Looks like a Neanderthal arts and crafts class.
19:00Hey, that's you.
19:01And that's you.
19:02They're like primitive artists.
19:04Look, they're using ground-up colored rocks for paint and animal hair brushes.
19:10To depict great hunts and not-so-brave warriors.
19:17Around 1940, near where we are in France,
19:20four teenagers were rescuing their dog who had fallen down a hole
19:23and made a fantastic discovery.
19:26Woo!
19:28One of the greatest cave art displays of all time.
19:33The Lascaux Caves had about 15,000 engravings
19:36and 600 paintings including bulls five meters long.
19:41Woo!
19:47Mmm.
19:48I'm getting hungry again.
19:52Mammoth, thong!
19:54Eww!
19:55No way I'm eating that.
19:58Smells like fertilizer.
20:00But wait, couldn't that mean Neanderthals learn to cultivate crops
20:04and domesticate animals for work and food and stuff like that?
20:07Wow!
20:08That means they really are smart!
20:10I'm afraid you're giving them a little too much credit.
20:13All that's going to have to wait until Cro-Magnon people figure it out
20:15in about 25,000 years.
20:17So what happens to the Neanderthals?
20:19The last ice age, Neanderthals will become extinct.
20:22Well, almost extinct.
20:24A few may have married Cro-Magnons,
20:26so there's still a little Neanderthal in some of us.
20:29That's cool.
20:30A little bit of Neanderthal man might be in each of us.
20:34It's that ratty monkey thing!
20:36And he's trapped by a slobbering ratty tiger thing!
20:42What are we going to do?
20:43Let's think like a couple of Neanderthals!
20:45Oh, my God!
21:07And who said you can't teach a couple of modern, highly advanced homo sapiens new tricks?
21:35Uh-oh, I feel an ice age coming on.
21:40I hope you've discovered that's a good thing.
21:44Sure have.
21:45We got it!
21:47Then my work is done.
21:54Hey, Darren! Thanks for the compliment.
21:57What are you talking about?
21:59Oh, calling us Neanderthals. Neanderthals are major contributors to our evolutionary chain.
22:05And use their larger-than-yours brains to outthink every other creature on the planet.
22:10Communicated using sign language.
22:12Make awesome time-saving tools out of rocks.
22:16And even figured out a way to boil water with them.
22:18Neanderthals ruled the Stone Age.
22:21So, what have you contributed to civilization today, Darren?
22:25PITUS
22:35TITUS
22:38TITUS
22:43The trouble with being a kid today is you grow up too quickly, there's just not enough
23:07time.
23:08Well for some kids that is.
23:13Where are we this time?
23:16Horrible Histories!
23:18Wow!
23:19Horrible Histories!
23:22Who would do that?
23:25A smart, hungry caveman.
23:27Good idea.
23:28Have any of you seen a girl about so tall, big, cartoony eyes?
23:32Oh, you gotta go.
23:34You gotta go.
23:35And where's Stetra?
23:36I can't find him anywhere.
23:38Wow!
23:39Socrates rocks!
23:41Is that the Spanish Armada?
23:44Horrible Histories!
23:47Horrible Histories!
23:50Horrible Histories!
23:53Well Mo, what do you think about all this cool old stuff?
23:58We're history!
23:59We're history!
24:00This is a definite win-win!
24:04School's cancelled and look at all this snobter playing!
24:07Hey!
24:08Where did all that come from?
24:09Ow!
24:10From the king and his castle!
24:14You had better build yourself a castle!
24:15If you're not a sitting king, you're a sitting duck!
24:17Quack!
24:18Quack!
24:19Quack!
24:20Quack!
24:21Woohoo!
24:22Stitch!
24:23I say we crown King Dongle!
24:24No way Mo!
24:25As long as he's in that fortress, he can blast us all day long!
24:27Let's go home!
24:28Giving up so easily?
24:29Why not just believe him?
24:30No way Mo, as long as he's in that fortress, he can blast us all day long!
24:33Let's go home!
24:34Giving up so easily?
24:35Why not just build your own fortress?
24:36With what?
24:37Dongle's got an electric generator, snow blowers and a snow cannon!
24:41And we've got mittens!
24:42And an extra stick of gum!
24:43Well, it's a start!
24:44The worst thing is, you know, is that you can't do that!
24:46You can't do that!
24:47Oh, you're a sitting king!
24:48You're a sitting duck!
24:49You're a sitting duck!
24:50You're a sitting duck!
24:51Quack!
24:52Quack!
24:53Quack!
24:54Woohoo!
24:55Stitch!
24:56I say we crown King Dongle!
24:57No way Mo!
24:58As long as he's in that fortress, he can blast us all day long!
25:00Let's go home!
25:01Giving up so easily?
25:02Why not just build your own fortress?
25:03The world's most impressive structures were created with the most rudimentary things!
25:07All it took was a little ingenuity and organization!
25:10And let me guess...
25:11We've got to get sucked through time right about now!
25:13And you'll be better off because of it!
25:30Man, I'm not dressed like a man!
25:32What's up with this?
25:33Where are we?
25:34Good old Amarna, Egypt, 1335 BCE, when the Egyptians told time with sundials and the first harp
25:42was made and played.
25:43Yeah, but they haven't gotten around to making pants.
25:46Oh, no, no!
25:47Oh, no, no!
25:48But your highness, I see nothing wrong with my plans.
25:52Amen-Ramen, the idea is to enjoy this party.
25:55If I used those plans, it would be boring!
25:58And you, why are you two not bowing before me?
26:03Easy!
26:04You're just a kid!
26:05I am Tutankhamun, the king!
26:08Right, and I'm Sheena, Queen of the Nile!
26:11Ah, forget that, I was just kidding!
26:12Well, I am not kidding!
26:13Tutankhamun!
26:14Stitch!
26:15This is the King Tut!
26:16Yeah, the kid who had the tomb with all the great stuff in it!
26:17Right you are, Stitch!
26:18Tutankhamun's the ten-year-old ruler over all of Egypt.
26:19Better bow!
26:20Sorry for the misunderstanding, your highness!
26:21We're just here to find out how you guys do things without advanced technology.
26:22Er, I mean, big tools and stuff.
26:23Why would slaves need to know such things?
26:24Hey!
26:25I'm not kidding!
26:26I am not kidding!
26:27I am not kidding!
26:28I am not kidding!
26:29Tutankhamun!
26:30Tutankhamun!
26:31Stitch!
26:32This is the King Tutankhamun!
26:33Yeah, the kid who had the tomb with all the great stuff in it!
26:34Right you are, Stitch!
26:35Tutankhamun's the ten-year-old ruler over all of Egypt!
26:37Better bow!
26:38Sorry for the misunderstanding, your highness!
26:40We're just here to find out how you guys do things without advanced technology!
26:43Er, I mean, big tools and stuff!
26:46Why would slaves need to know such things?
26:49Hey!
26:50Easy with that talk!
26:51We're not slaves!
26:53Of course you are!
26:54Or you'd be wearing wigs!
26:55Take mine for instance!
26:57This is the wig of my father, the great Akhenaten, the king of Upper and Lower Egypt!
27:08Good hands!
27:09I know what it's like to have a bad hair day!
27:12Let me fix that for you!
27:19By the snout of Tefnot, you slaves are quick-footed and clever!
27:27How would you like to earn your freedom?
27:29Would we get lunch too?
27:31Be my chief advisors and plan a party!
27:33The celebration of the arrival of flood season!
27:36You party for a flood?
27:38Wouldn't there be a lot of death and destruction with that?
27:41No, no!
27:42The Nile River's annual flood makes our fields fertile and helps feed my empire!
27:47It's the most important event of the year!
27:50If it's a theme party, we could all wear life preservers!
27:53Thanks, but no thanks!
27:56Why don't you go for it?
27:57You'll get to see the sights and besides, it's the least you can do for Tootin' Common!
28:01This poor kid isn't going to be around in another eight years!
28:05Say what?
28:06Uh, never mind!
28:08Okay, we'll do it!
28:10Great!
28:11If I left it to my chief advisor, Aman-Raman, this party would be as much fun as a locust infestation!
28:17I want a party that's fun for kids like us!
28:20Replace me with slaves, will he?
28:23I must dispose of them!
28:25Take this cartouche, my seal!
28:28It will allow you to buy anything you need to make my party a success!
28:33Awesome!
28:34An ancient credit card!
28:36I will give you until the jackals come down from the hills tomorrow evening!
28:40Don't disappoint me!
28:42How can you tell which end is up with all this chicken scratch?
28:46Here!
28:47Those are hieroglyphics!
28:49The Egyptians used pictures instead of letters in their alphabet!
28:52I think that one's the Ankh in Toot Ankh Amen!
28:55Right you are, Stitch!
28:575,000 years ago, the Egyptians wrote with over 600 picture signs or hieroglyphs!
29:05Nobody could figure out what the picture characters meant until the discovery of the Rosetta Stone in 1799!
29:12This stone told the same story in three different alphabets!
29:16Greek, official Egyptian, and everyday Egyptian hieroglyphics!
29:20By comparing the three, the mystery of the pictures was solved and the language decoded!
29:25This vulture stood for the letter A, and this viper represented the letter F!
29:31Achmed, how many times have I told you?
29:34I, before Eagle, except after Seagull!
29:37Sheesh!
29:40Everyone says our best bet for a party location is up river!
29:43But how are we supposed to get there?
29:45Ruffy's Nile Toads! Reasonable prices!
29:48After your service!
29:51What luck!
29:52This is gonna be easy!
29:56Take us somewhere we could throw a big party!
29:59Of course there's no object!
30:01I know the perfect place!
30:06This is Hatshepsut's temple!
30:09Isn't it magnificent?
30:11So, how many bulldozers do you think it took to build this place?
30:15Not one bulldozed on this job!
30:18They were too busy hauling the huge stones!
30:20If they throw the party here, the king will put their heads in olive oil jars!
30:26Just wait and see!
30:28Welp, I'm sold!
30:30I'm sold!
30:31I don't know Moe, something about this place gives me the creeps!
30:36Oh, it's just the lousy music those guys are playing!
30:43Say, Palio, that tune is a tad grim!
30:46How about playing something loud and upbeat?
30:49Not here, Sahib!
30:50Osiris would curse you for a hundred generations!
30:55Sounds cranky!
30:56But what if we just talk to this Osiris guy?
30:58Impossible!
30:59He's the god of the underworld!
31:01This place is sacred!
31:03It is a mortuary!
31:05Him again?
31:06It is a mortuary!
31:09Oh yeah!
31:10Osiris was the Egyptian god who rules over the dead!
31:13You mean this is a...graveyard?
31:17Oh yes!
31:18At Shepsut, the first woman to be made pharaoh is buried within!
31:23Ew!
31:24We can't throw a party in a graveyard!
31:28Tough one freak!
31:30Come on Stitch, we're out of here!
31:32Any other ideas, Raffy?
31:34Well, that is always the temple of Karnak.
31:37No one is buried there and it is just across...
31:40The river!
31:44Man!
31:46It's still hot!
31:47Why don't you dangle your feet in the river?
31:53It's just a thing for beating the heat!
31:56Hey!
31:57Yeah!
31:58Great idea!
31:59Mwahahahaha!
32:00Today's blue plate special!
32:02Pato Child a la Hippo Puffins!
32:15Switch!
32:16No!
32:17No!
32:18No!
32:19No!
32:20No!
32:21No!
32:22No!
32:23No!
32:24No!
32:25No!
32:26No!
32:27Look!
32:28Foolish children!
32:29You dip for a long time!
32:30Not short dips!
32:31Long dips!
32:32You see?
32:33My sweat is...
32:35Don't worry, Raffy!
32:36We'll get help!
32:37I've seen worse!
32:38Good thing you brought him in when you did!
32:39We wouldn't want that to fester!
32:40Raffy!
32:41We'll check in to see how you're doing once you've found a spot for the party!
32:43And we've still got to find out how to build a fortress better than Dongle!
32:44Right, Moe?
32:45Moe?
32:46I hope we did the right thing for Raffy!
32:47What kind of treatment do you think he'll get?
32:48Come on, Moe!
32:49It's 1335 BCE!
32:50He'll be lucky to get a few of those things!
32:51No!
32:52No!
32:53No!
32:54No!
32:55No!
32:56No!
32:57No!
32:58No!
32:59No!
33:00No!
33:01No!
33:02No!
33:03No!
33:04No!
33:05No!
33:06No!
33:07You talk about my new spells and a dash of mumbo jumbo!
33:09Wrong, Stitch!
33:10Egypt has already been a thriving civilization for 2,000 years, and in that time they've
33:15developed an impressive body of medical knowledge!
33:21If an Egyptian doctor fried a catfish head in oil and applied the hot, greasy gunk to
33:26the affected area on your body, what would you be suffering from?
33:30A.
33:31Chronic constipation
33:32B.
33:33Migraine headache
33:34C.
33:35lips if you guessed be migraine headache congratulations you're on your way to
33:39practicing medicine in ancient Egypt some of their cures might sound weird but
33:45doctors in ancient Egypt really knew their stuff they used sutures for wounds
33:50splints for broken bones and even map the human circulatory system okay I feel
33:57much better check it out the temple of Karnak with its grand hall and 134
34:05pillars this temple is the largest building with pillars and hallways ever
34:09constructed looks like plenty of room for party guests you got that right see
34:14those pillars each one weighs more than an Indian elephant they stand seven
34:19elephants high and two elephants across and a hundred people could stand on top
34:24of each one yeah but there won't be enough room for all of them to dance the
34:31point is this massive structure was built without cranes motors hydraulics
34:37electricity or even iron tools okay this we need to know without fancy equipment
34:46how'd they build this place see for yourselves check it out well they're
34:56using a lever and fulcrum what the Egyptians lacked in technology they made up for
35:02with manpower and ingenuity person power and ingenuity so if you don't have the
35:10tools you just get more help
35:14so where'd they get all these workers they're actually slaves they were housed by the
35:23government and were paid for their labor in food we can't throw the party here it's
35:28not finished yet but maybe that guy feeding the workers could cater it
35:32what are you doing here you should be in bed
35:42you don't say
35:47so what can you do for us now party Hakeem
35:51please not so loud I have a headache the size of this swings
35:58Hakeem serves nothing but the best for flawed celebrations everybody is this stuff and no one gets sick
36:05I tried preparing something nice for Amon ramen the king's wicked advisor but he spit on my shoes and laughed in my face
36:13sounds like a creep okay so we've got lettuce onions leeks and cucumbers
36:19and figs for dessert oh and you must not forget the local favorite yummy fried dormouse
36:26gross
36:28gross
36:30what about real meat meat beef and mutton is only for royalty
36:36good add enough steaks to feed oh say a thousand
36:39how do you slave children expect to pay for all this
36:44cottage blanche
36:46for the king himself
36:49I'll write you up a bill right away
36:51and one more thing are there any good party locations around here
36:54everyone is talking about the temple of Luxor
36:58the temple of Luxor
37:00thanks Hakeem
37:01we'll let you know where to deliver the food
37:03you coming Ralphie?
37:06oh that is better
37:09I think we've found our party spot Stitch
37:14good choice the temple of Luxor here in Thebes is the religious center of the empire
37:20this should be enough room for me to show off my dance moves
37:27enjoy it while you can my innocent friends
37:31soon the party will be over
37:33for you
37:34yep
37:35this is the perfect place to spread out the dinner
37:38and there is your dinner my
37:41heh
37:42sorry Mo we can't put the food here
37:43why not
37:44see that carving there on the wall
37:45I'm pretty sure that's the god of
37:47regurgitation
37:49Stitch
37:51just be grateful I didn't munch on the fried door mouse
37:57so
37:58the drinks will go here
37:59and the veggies sit over there
38:01heh heh
38:02yes
38:03yes
38:04find them
38:05find them
38:14Rafi
38:15you saved us
38:19what the hell was that?
38:29that's gotta really hurt
38:33your friend is lucky it was a very old cobra
38:36not much poison
38:37poor Rafi's got so many bandages he looks like a mummy
38:40with one very important distinction he's still alive
38:47the ancient Egyptians believed that when someone died their souls survived and in order to pass into the afterlife the body needed to be kept in good shape to make the journey
38:58so the internal organs were removed and placed in special containers called canopic jars to lock in freshness
39:05his brain was removed too but it was tossed away or fed to the animals
39:19the brain after all wasn't thought to be a very useful organ
39:23the body was then dried coated with resins and later wrapped in hundreds of yards of linen
39:28use some extra guards in case your clumsy friend has any more accidents
39:35ralphi we're all set for the big party
39:44thanks to you we're gonna look like a big success to the king
39:47no it isn't possible I mean I
39:50it isn't possible without games
39:54games?
39:56what about games?
39:58in Tutankhamen's day kids in Egypt played marbles using pieces of stone or marble from construction sites
40:05if they couldn't find anything else they used fruit pips
40:08it just would not be a real party without games
40:13but we're out of time what'll we do?
40:16oh allow me to help you
40:20no no no Rafi you've already done too much
40:23nonsense I'll take you to a place where there are lots of games
40:30the biggest selection of games for the afterlife is right in there
40:35the pyramid of Khufu
40:37that's the great pyramid
40:39we're going inside?
40:41heavy
40:43yep about 6 million tons heavy
40:46positioned behind the sphinx
40:48at 756 feet square and 481 feet high
40:52the great pyramid of Khufu is the largest solid stone structure in the world
40:57there is so much stone here
40:59it's been estimated that if you cut it all into two and a half inch rods
41:03you'd have enough to reach the moon
41:05look that's a UFO
41:15assuming it stayed balanced
41:18according to Greek historian Herodotus
41:22it took 400,000 men 20 years to build this colossal tomb
41:26a tomb laced with secret passageways, dead ends and deadly traps
41:37but after all that time and energy
41:39it didn't take nearly as long for tomb thieves to find passages to crawl inside and remove all the treasures
41:45aren't we sort of doing the same thing?
41:52what do you mean?
41:53we're raiding a tomb to remove its treasures
41:56so very absurd
41:58and like many tomb raiders you have just walked into
42:01a trap!
42:02what's the matter?
42:05we were gonna give you a big tip
42:07no gratis
42:10I am Amen Ramen
42:13King Tot's Wicked Advisor!
42:16oh yeah?
42:17I gotta tell you
42:18your advice really stinks buddy
42:20when I take credit for all your work on this part
42:27I'll return to Tot's favour while you spend all eternity in a tomb!
42:34Stitch!
42:35what are we gonna do?
42:36we could starve in here!
42:38maybe not
42:39I think there's some kind of jam or jelly in here
42:41actually that's a canopic jar containing a dead pharaoh's internal organs
42:46eww
42:48Stitch!
42:49let's start looking for an escape tunnel, ok?
42:58I think we've found one!
43:12come on!
43:13we've got a party to throw
43:15yeah, Amen Ramen isn't gonna get credit for our work
43:22look! it's him!
43:24the weasel!
43:30what's the plan?
43:32goals!
43:35ramen ramen
43:38you! you're dead!
43:40what do you want of me?
43:42revenge for sticking us in a tomb!
43:44revenge for sticking us in a tomb!
43:45revenge for sticking us in a tomb!
43:51well, I guess that's all wrapped up
43:59Slave Stitch! Slave Moe!
44:01I am so pleased with the party that I will grant you your freedom!
44:05thanks, your highness!
44:07oh, and you must meet my wife!
44:10life?
44:12yep!
44:13young marriages were quite common in 1335 BCE
44:16oncus and paman!
44:18these are my glorious party planners!
44:20oooh!
44:21i just love the new game pin the brain and the mommy!
44:24it is the best!
44:25yeah!
44:26silly!
44:27but cerebral!
44:28in the ultimate land of monuments, I think we just pulled off a monumental task
44:36and now we know how these people built these monuments using only the most basic tools and a little ingenuity
44:42here we come dongle!
44:49lone live king dongle!
44:52come on! we can now do dongle!
44:54yeah! just takes a little ingenuity!
44:57and a lot of man power!
44:59uh uh! person!
45:01correction! person power!
45:12aim!
45:13fire!
45:14how dare you! this really stinks you know!
45:25ah ah ah! correction! it really...
45:29don't say it mo!
45:30sphinx!
45:31hahahahahaha!
45:33pp
45:46ooohh!
45:49ooohh!
45:51OOH!
45:53ooohh!
45:55ooohh!
45:57ooohh!
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