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00:01This programme contains frequent, very strong language from the outset and adult humour.
00:18The thing about life...
00:22You've got to grab it by the fucking balls.
00:25At the end of the day, there's two types of people in this world.
00:31There's the fucking losers.
00:34And that's the fucking winners.
00:37And Ronnie Croft...
00:40Ronnie Croft is a fucking winner.
00:44Satisfied?
00:45Oh, I won't be satisfied until you take me right here, right now.
01:06I said wake up!
01:08Get your things. You're going home, you loser.
01:11What happened?
01:19The best things in life are free.
01:22You filthy deviant, suzerate to party like it's 2006.
01:262006? Fuck off. Is that how long ago we were at school?
01:30Yeah. Yeah, we're old, mate. We're very, very old.
01:32Tom, what do you need a business card for?
01:34Jesus fucking Christ. We're not noticed. We're balls deep in a fucking rebrand, love.
01:36Have you not seen your mother? She's a Bavarian beer wench, look.
01:40Go on, give us a jiggle. Love that too much jiggle.
01:43Now that Ernst is a secret investor, I've had to germ on the place off of it, aren't I?
01:47Bringing new faces through the door, crucially, because...
01:49I don't want to remind you, but I am the man who was voted most likely to be a millionaire in year 11.
01:54And the man then shot himself in year eight.
01:56Shut up and have your shots.
01:57Yes!
01:58Cheers!
01:59Sláinte, to your heads.
02:01Good night, Rhiann Borla.
02:02Cheers!
02:04Oh my God, I'm so excited!
02:05He didn't even go to our school.
02:08Well, night out's the night out, innit?
02:09Hey, has Vin not come in?
02:10No, it's too painful.
02:12Going back without Dylan.
02:13Yeah.
02:15JJ!
02:16What's wrong with you?
02:18Sonny's ill, so I was just up all night.
02:20Listen, are you sure you just don't want to go on your own?
02:23This is the first night out we've had in ages.
02:25You promised me a good night.
02:26JJ, stop your whining and get a bratwurst down your mouth!
02:29Give yourself a semi!
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:33Fuck the right off out of it, no.
02:35Have you told him, Maria?
02:36No, it wasn't me.
02:38Why didn't you tell me that you was in town?
02:42Because why would I?
02:43Why would she?
02:45You wouldn't...
02:46You know what?
02:47I'll just be happy to accept me bag of gifts,
02:49and I'll be on my fucking way, okay?
02:51What are you on about?
02:53Good one, Erin.
02:54It's Ronnie Croft's 39th voyage.
02:56Around the sun, yeah?
02:58It's Ronnie Croft's birthday today.
03:00So me and you, why don't we go out?
03:02We'll have a nice little dance.
03:04We'll paint the town blue.
03:05Come on.
03:06Fine.
03:07Fine.
03:08No, Erin!
03:09It's his birthday.
03:10A key component of going back to your old school
03:11and proving to everyone that you are, in fact,
03:13now a very, very big dog
03:14is not to bring a...
03:16hunt like Ronnie Croft with you.
03:18Wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:19What do you mean you're going back to school?
03:20Why are you going back to school?
03:21At a school reunion.
03:22All right, technically, he did go to that school,
03:24so he is allowed to go.
03:27I'd just rather he didn't.
03:28I didn't.
03:29Listen to me now, right?
03:31You do not embarrass me tonight.
03:33When have I ever embarrassed you?
03:44Has it always been the shit?
03:46What is that smell?
03:47That, Ashley, is Tipex and semen.
03:49The scent of youth.
03:50Let's get smashed.
03:52Come on, Ginger.
03:53What? Sugar.
03:54Come on!
03:57Yeah, that's...
03:58Hello.
03:59Ashley Dennings, as I live and breathe.
04:03Or should I say,
04:04Hawley's answer to Marlon Brando.
04:06No.
04:07Mrs. Lee?
04:08My old drama teacher.
04:10How are you?
04:11Oh.
04:12Oh, let's have a drink.
04:14Come on.
04:17And when your pastry is all golden
04:20and tight over your meat,
04:22reach in and slide her out of the oven.
04:26Oh.
04:29Sickness!
04:30Vincent!
04:31Oh, you fucking hell!
04:33Christ, Amish Fagan.
04:35That was really fucking unkind.
04:37I mean, what the fuck am I going to do now there?
04:39Well, you pick it up and you eat it.
04:41The world is on fire, Vincent.
04:43Humanity has gone to shit.
04:45And we don't need you wasting good pies now, do we?
04:48No.
04:49Now, be a good boy and grab us a couple of forks.
04:52There's been a development with kittens.
04:55Let's go!
05:00After the buyout, me and the wife decided to up to six.
05:02Half our time here, half our time in New York.
05:05Oh, yes, New York.
05:06I'm always over there.
05:07Really?
05:08Which bit?
05:09Just everywhere.
05:11What about business?
05:13Not still flogging gobstoppers?
05:15I'm a long way past Convictionary now, sweetheart.
05:19Yes, sir.
05:20I've got an idea on the Rattencutter.
05:21In time.
05:22Yeah, yeah.
05:23I've recently acquired a gastro-establishment.
05:26Right, who wants another bratwurst?
05:30Big plant.
05:31I think about your performance in Evita.
05:44Once a week, those thighs really did tell a thousand words.
05:48Tell me you still perform.
05:49Oh, well, I've been developing a YouTube personality.
05:52YouTube?
05:53Yeah.
05:54With thighs like those.
05:56That body was destined to be in a leotard on a stage, Ashley.
06:02Come on.
06:03Come on.
06:04Come on.
06:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:06Is that Bruno Hodge?
06:07Do you remember not that they set fire to all those bins?
06:10Oh, smile, Erin.
06:11Don't need to hang rats outside your house.
06:13Hello, right here.
06:14Right.
06:15No, no.
06:16Come on.
06:20So that's like actual fruit, yeah.
06:21That's all right, innit?
06:22That's all right, innit?
06:23That's fucking hell.
06:32Ah!
06:33Ronnie!
06:34Oh, fuck.
06:35I'm sorry.
06:36I'm sorry.
06:38Oh, no.
06:39Hey.
06:44I want Nick in anything.
06:45I wanted to put me...
06:46No, no, no, no.
06:47I don't give a shit.
06:48I don't give a fuck.
06:49There's an out here anyway, just a packet of ciggies in a book
06:54on overcoming intrusive thoughts.
07:00You're Declan Duggan, aren't you?
07:02Yeah.
07:03Declan Duggan.
07:05Arpa Long, we used to sit next to each other in food technology.
07:08No, I'm Declan.
07:09Yeah, that's me, yeah.
07:11I, er...
07:12I heard you're really successful now.
07:13You're hedge fund manager or summat.
07:15My hedge fund manager, yeah.
07:16There's just hedges all over the gaff.
07:18My trimmer, my water, then I kind of just, like,
07:20tend to the med sector and so on, basically.
07:22That's really impressive.
07:24Thank you very much.
07:25I love a man who can manage a good hedge.
07:27Oh!
07:34Oh, my fucking God.
07:35This is suddenly the best birthday of all time.
07:37Meet me in the science lab.
07:39Ten minutes.
07:44Fucking...
07:45He's deigned to offer a peace meeting tomorrow, 7pm, 8th floor of the JSB car park in Manchester.
07:55A car park?
07:57Oh, what did you expect, sweetheart?
07:59Patricia's patisserie?
08:01She touches extra fruit milk.
08:03All I'm saying is a car park, it doesn't feel peace-ish.
08:07It feels a little bit...
08:09It feels a bit stabby.
08:11Exactly.
08:13Which is why I need you to drive me there.
08:15Oh!
08:16Besides, that is only the first half of my plan.
08:21What's the second half?
08:22Just in case Miss Kittens decides to do something stupid, you're my backup.
08:33Oh, fuck!
08:34No!
08:35No!
08:36Dude!
08:37Christ, on a fucking bike!
08:38No!
08:39I am zen now, alright?
08:41Crystals and stupid shit like a zen...zen...
08:43Look, green tea!
08:44You owe me, Vincent.
08:46You owe me.
08:47Do you remember?
08:49I did not save your life just for you to be ungrateful.
08:55I'll be back tomorrow afternoon.
08:56Just make sure that you're ready to go.
08:58Mmm.
09:01So what about Mrs Longworth?
09:03Is she still here?
09:04Yeah.
09:05She's dead too.
09:06Aww.
09:07They're all dead now.
09:08Mr Albury.
09:09Mr Jackson.
09:10Mr Treilty.
09:11At least you're not dead.
09:13I'm waiting on some test results.
09:16Oh, God.
09:18Well, talking about Deather, I was sorry to hear about Dylan's passing.
09:22Ah, thank you.
09:24That's kind.
09:25I actually have something of his, if you want to see.
09:30He mapped out every major star and comet and where they would be seen from Earth.
09:36He spent nearly every afternoon of Year 11 working on it.
09:39So that's where I spent most of his time that year, then.
09:42Yeah, no, I feel bad for starting that rumour that he was shagging the librarian.
09:45You started it?
09:46Yeah.
09:47Angela had a disciplinary hearing.
09:49She still got it on a record.
09:51Oh, sorry.
09:52Sorry.
09:53Oh, that is special.
09:54We submitted his chart to the National Astronomy Society competition.
10:00And he won.
10:01Got a star named after him.
10:03Dylan Golden Star.
10:04Hidden talents.
10:05You should have all of this as the people closest to him.
10:10Remind yourselves just how bright that boy was.
10:15Thanks, yeah.
10:16Aw.
10:18Oh, yes.
10:19Well, he really was a wonderful artist.
10:24Detailed.
10:25Yeah, detailed, yeah.
10:26Bulbas.
10:27Oh, yeah.
10:28That's it.
10:29Who's your dad?
10:30Who's your boss?
10:31Hit me.
10:32Yeah, what?
10:33Fucking hit me.
10:34Slap me.
10:35Yeah, yeah.
10:36Harder.
10:37Grab my balls.
10:38Grab my balls.
10:39Oh, fucking hell.
10:40Have you got three hands?
10:43His dancing is so bad, it's making me feel nauseous.
10:46I'm literally nauseous.
10:47Like, oh.
10:48This is a bad night of my life.
10:50Honestly, Sugar, having that baby, I seriously distorted your concept of fun.
10:55JJ, let's do shots.
10:56No.
10:57Come on, shots.
10:58She's like a fucking machine.
10:59Oh, oh.
11:00Drums teacher.
11:0111 o'clock.
11:02Clock past 11.
11:03Brush yourself.
11:04Yeah, half 11.
11:05Yeah, I've got it, Erin.
11:06Ashley.
11:07You'll never believe what's happened.
11:09Mr. Gibbons, my duet partner, has been involved in a pileup on the M60.
11:13I don't know what I'm gonna do.
11:15We practiced all week.
11:17Mrs. Waithe.
11:19Pret not.
11:21The show will go on.
11:23Really?
11:24Show me my mark.
11:26Oh, this one.
11:30Ashley.
11:32That woman is an apex predator.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:35Apparently he bummed a dog.
11:36Yeah, he bums poodles, yeah.
11:37Poodles?
11:38I kind of get it with the poodles.
11:39I do, yeah.
11:40I think it's just like the curly hair and that.
11:41Oh, my, all right?
11:42It is you.
11:43It's runty runty.
11:44I thought that was you earlier scurrying off.
11:45Ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:46How's it going, Runcie?
11:47It's Declan, actually.
11:48And he's way more successful than you, TJ.
11:49You think this is Declan?
11:50No.
11:51No, this is Ronnie fucking Croft.
11:52You've been telling Porky.
11:53He always was a little bullshitter.
11:54Fuck off, TJ, Yeah.
11:55Just fuck off.
11:56What?
11:57I said fuck off, TJ.
11:59Oh, you, you look like you want to hit me.
12:00I'mafan to hit yeah.
12:18Yeah.
12:19Do you want to fight me?
12:23Someone's had a bit too much to drink
12:37Oh
12:46Tough night
12:48Why don't men have to be fucking dickheads TJ fucking Thompson
12:53He's been the brain of me life bullying me from fucking day one man, but it's not like he didn't get enough out of me when we was at school
13:01He used to lock me in the fucking basement every day
13:05Well, I know you feel pal
13:07I was bullied here too. I came here tonight to confront the dickhead who made my life hell
13:14Fuck I didn't turn up
13:16Waited years
13:19Just wanted to fight back
13:23That's it. That's it fight back
13:27Fucking fight back for once
13:30Wanna do you know what I'd fucking kill him if I could
13:36But you can't can you
13:38You got motive everyone knows you oh
13:41Yeah, oh, yeah, well, yeah, of course Ronnie Croft do blame Ronnie Croft. Yeah, I should do it for you
13:47Yeah, I
13:51I was in the air above no one knows me
13:55Hey, I could get TJ you could get mine
14:01Hey, why don't it be good to just fucking win you know what you're fucking right there
14:11You're fucking right there. That's it. I'm not winning fucking once in it
14:14It's a fucking great plan, aren't you?
14:23Class of 2006 or a night we've had a and I've just had some good news the hospital about mr. Gibbons
14:30No internal bleeding
14:32I'm stepping in for him tonight. I just want you to put your hands together for the most amazing
14:39Ashley Dennings
14:41Oh
14:43Fuck this
14:46Yeah, bravo
14:48Oh, baby
14:51Move closer to me
14:55Place your chest against mine
14:58Feel my heart beat
15:02Oh, baby, I love how that belt fits
15:06The weight hangs so low
15:08So low on your hips my darling
15:13I want you so
15:16Your body gives me such a thrill
15:20As it leans against mine
15:23I love how it feels
15:26As you lean against mine
15:30The smell of burning leather
15:33As we hold each other tight
15:36And our rivets rub together
15:40Flash and sparks into the night
15:43Daddy, if you really care for me
15:47Let me say it now
15:53Don't touch me there
15:57Don't touch me there
15:59yes yes yes no morning yeah yeah yeah all the fucking gangs there yeah no
16:20oh hi what are you playing at is he becoming a regular fixture no i never agree to that
16:30oh my god if you would apparently that tj thompson never made it home last night
16:36they think something's happened to him they found a bloody trail not like a trail of blood
16:42i could get tj and you could get mine
16:45fucking hell what are you doing right do you know tj he's gone missing that's her yep
16:55what's got to do with you okay i was talking with this fella last night and i was saying i wanted
17:02something bad to happen to tj like right he goes i'll do that for you but you've got to do something
17:10to some fella for me me what you're talking about what fella i don't fucking know but i'm now thinking
17:17he's fucking done something he's probably waiting for me to go and do something for him in return
17:22of the expectation of no no no no no run it think about it no one expects anything from you yeah oh
17:30yeah you'd have to be nuts wouldn't you to ask me to do something for you yeah no sunday wedding you
17:34do make me feel better like a lot of the time all right okay don't worry you're hand shagging right
17:41just stop saying weird like that
17:45ah good morning all i'm going to need all of you down at the station to discuss last night
17:52and anything you know about tj thompson
17:54erin croft yeah come with me what's going on just ask right i have to sign in ronnie croft if
18:08that's his real name oh it is he's literally in here all the time theft drunk and disorderly afraid
18:15yeah i wasn't charged though was i okay harper oh last night all that fucking drunken chat about how
18:25we want to get tj fucked up because i'm on like my final warning here oh yeah of course okay so we've
18:33got all to do with that shite that drunken mouth speaks of sober heart ronnie we all know that
18:39oh he's still alive just incapacitated for now i didn't have anything to do with it this is you
18:52you're a one-man show what about the bit where you said you kill him no because you're just putting
18:57words in my fucking mouth there do you know what i'd fucking kill him if i could
19:09you're running running you really think i didn't make a copy you made a fucking copy didn't you see
19:17here's the thing you're gonna do your end of the bargain because that's what's fair isn't it
19:23i got yours and you're gonna get mine i've waited a long time for my vengeance ronnie
19:30and if you don't do it then well that recording's gonna go straight into the inbox of carl slater
19:35you're a fucking psychopath you're a fucking loser i don't do a favor
19:45the only person to ever do anything for you why do you think that is
19:51it's because no one cares about your flower so you're welcome hey you keep stum
19:58and i see you outside cocker oh fuck so good night last night
20:14sure i saw a bit of a row between you and tj no no little tiff by the punch bowl no
20:21interesting because do you know what i'm thinking is it about bumming a dog i think last night you snapped
20:31i think after the reunion you decided to get your own back after tj humiliated you
20:38no i know you've got something to do with this i'm on to your honor
20:43well do you mean i didn't fucking say anything okay goodbye smart move i just want this over with
21:02right okay then so who do you want me to get
21:04vincent o neil
21:18oh for fuck's sake
21:22right are you sure you mean fucking vinnies he's not a bad lad you know he's a
21:26fucking dick but he's soft he's soft he's like fucking heavily tattooed margarine you don't know what
21:32he did to me
21:36it was 2006 year 11
21:42jaja vincent dylan quiet please or i will send you out it was a particularly up day and mrs scluder
21:50was looking sublime as always so i rushed to tend to myself when he heard a voice the voice of an
22:00angel bruno you okay you should be in my room right now is that you mrs scluder yes it's me oh bruno you
22:10naughty boy you really shouldn't be doing that without my help it was the most profound sexual
22:17experience i've ever had and it was all a lie you naughty naughty boy bruno lad
22:27and i've been haunted by that voice ever since ronnie all right just watch the road
22:31i've lost all confidence the few times i did get with a girl i couldn't focus i can't even get
22:35that hard anymore it's all because of vincent o neil and the way his his tongue danced on those vowels
22:47now here's what i want you to do i want you to film him wanking
22:53what why that's right i want vincent o'neill with his todger out and let's see how he likes his
23:03personal preferences broadcast hey hey yeah
23:11there you are hey yeah yeah yeah what is this stinky vibe you bring in here i know this sounds
23:17ridiculous but i think our honor is about to do something really stupid last night he got talking
23:23to someone and made this drunken deal about getting revenge on tj thompson and now tj's missing
23:30exactly sorry sorry since when have we started banding around words like revenge i'm missing it
23:35agatha christie and yeah it was just a drunken chat was it not i mean he didn't actually do it but the
23:39deal was made with bruno hodge oh i've just seen ronnie getting into his car oh god i think he's
23:46taking tj as leverage until ronnie does whatever fucked up thing bruno wants him to do right yes
23:51no i hear you and i very very much i'm trying my best to care but i was obviously is ronnie
23:56isn't it yes yes it is ronnie but he's still my fucking brother i mean i don't want carl slater
24:02pinning on him because he's an easy target yeah okay what do you want us to do right i think we
24:06should go bruno's house then we can start there and work out where bruno's put him
24:09he's not bloody in hello there this is dawson's blowing some fittings your landlord's called us
24:20to say you can't access your water meter i think about the water meter is that you
24:23you can do it ah and voila well done okay avante yeah watch out lads i need a roll off just try
24:29the handle oh look at that there we go come on
24:37what the fuck
25:03oh
25:20unbelievable do you know what i'd like to be able to come home and not be accosted in me own
25:24fucking house you were costing me fucking kevin accostner how have i kevin accostner'd you if
25:29you're in my fucking cupboard i wandered in i comes in i think how's me mate vinnie doing no you
25:36didn't you're just so full of fucking shit ronnie why would i be mates with a cunt like you you're
25:41hard work fuck off i kind of wish people had stopped saying that mate because it's getting to
25:46me a little bit i get it no one fucking likes me i thought you meant to be all about the mental health
25:51stuff now all right all right fair enough yeah yeah i'm sorry here we go tell me what's going on can i just
25:58have a little film if you happen to masturbate please the fuck is wrong with you dude no you
26:02can't film you're having a fucking wank get out ron why don't we just give you a little up and out
26:06weird no ronnie do you take this fucking nerve dude just do it no my willies come out oh hello am i
26:13interrupting something nothing major to be honest you ready to go vincent 100 can't work to get out of
26:18it that's not weird we all of it very strict disturbing i'm gonna get get the fuck out ben oh
26:25he told you to get out so fuck off is he said fuck off is that a real gun yes get your coat it's cold
26:34out look well without that beard hurry up vincent i cannot be late kittens will see this as a slight
26:42you capisce what's happening why have you stopped why have you stopped i'm gonna be late i don't
26:54fucking know dude he's making a noise you had one job one fucking job that was the deal yeah and he
27:04fucking he said he said no he said no bruno so what do you want me to do force a man to have a
27:09fucking wank so just fucking take me to tj now or i'm gonna go full-on fucking ronnie croft
27:18all right let's say to him now i'll get in the car then respect
27:25there's no fucking reception pace what are we gonna do sweetheart oh oh oh it's that fat red can
27:39this day get any worse
27:45hi hi you're right do we look all right well any ideas yeah the alternator can't return the power to
27:55the battery it's fucked fucking hell going to town for help listen if you want to make that peace
28:10meeting we have to go with them all right just don't breathe a word about what we're up to
28:17and if you need to mention kittens then say the word doggies puppies puppies puppies will do that
28:24are you in or out hey oh it's terrifying the inner workings of a bona fide fruitcake wait there's
28:31no one here lads i've checked everywhere there's nothing here just a load of creepy old bric-a-brac
28:37but i feel off i feel like someone watching me look settle battle all right ashley look in the
28:42immortal words of tiffany i think we're alone now you see there's no one here don't worry about it we are
28:47absolutely alone everything is completely fine so what are you two up to then oh we got a big job
29:01but i can't tell you what it is yet yeah because we don't know what it is yet it's for my uncle though
29:06and you won't disappoint i've got you two we're off to see a puppy puppy oh what kind of puppy one that
29:14does it it's told don't show her she's old well just hang on
29:28are we not going to stop for no come on dude it's an old lady in the middle of the road
29:33is pissing it down Vincent i cannot be late it's biblical oh fine fine pick her up
29:40pick the bloody damsel up the more the bloody mower you just throw it the fuck up oh for
29:45fuck's sake this better be quick thank you so much for stopping hey you're all right love don't worry
29:51about it hey listen where are you headed are you going back to haughtley oh no i'm going home to
29:55surprise my boyfriend in manchester but i missed the bus oh yes you menx listen we're going that way
30:01we'll drop you really what about the puppies vincent he's on the way yeah well it better be my uncle
30:07it hurts people being late
30:22what's up cucker it's just a school basement
30:29i just did what you wanted me to do ronnie i just did what tj used to do to you
30:33oh we could keep him down there no no no no no no we gotta um we gotta go we gotta go and get him
30:45you're the boss ronnie croft
30:47what on earth is she doing in there hmm i mean did she expire mid excretion she's old
31:04isn't she it just takes a bit longer doesn't it well she's been at it 20 fucking minutes and on route my
31:11arsehole this is making me very late for my meeting right chill out we're late too anyway i
31:18thought you were going to see a puppy yes i am a very important puppy
31:26right come on we're ditching her in the van chop chop
31:28uh no we're not ditching her in the middle of nowhere we'll fetch her then all right can help oh
31:36here she is oh hello my dear i do hope we're not rushing you thank you so much for this you've all
31:43gone out of your way no no not at all you know you've got beautiful eyes i can tell there's a kind man in
31:52there nobody said that to me before but you're lonely aren't you
32:01my brother died i've known grief too but you have to let it go
32:13right well enough of this little interlude hmm better get you delivered to your sweetheart
32:22right here we are let's see how he likes it
32:41what the fuck is wrong with this oh you do need to spend some quality time together anyway
32:52what the fuck is wrong with this she does look a bit like him i don't fucking know mate all nans look
33:13same to me no offense love there you go margaret oh lovely right we best get going
33:22hmm yeah shall we i don't want this flavor oh well i'm sorry that's the only flavor you've got
33:28well shitting your hands and clap them too true no is that you where is he yeah
33:35oh all right i can see you all you think you can just break into my flat do you well i'll tell you
33:40what do you know i don't want this pea soup full of fiber nan it's good for your bowels yeah
33:47that you need to pack it in and you need to leave my brother out of this i was offering your brother
33:52a chance for vengeance all those years of being locked up in the school cupboard by tj
33:58years of being bullied and humiliated by him and he still doesn't want revenge what are you wrong
34:04about what our enemy was getting bullied come on it's not exactly a plot twist is it i mean it's
34:10running running now listen up and listen close you're going to bring vincent o'neill to the school
34:18and if i get a whiff for the police i'll burn the whole thing down we're running inside
34:27not ideal no it's not ideal is it
34:33help help someone help me someone please i'm not gonna hurt you how the
34:40fuck do you know runty what what was that how would i know because you used to
34:49fucking lock me in there every day yeah and then you went and cried about it to go go gadget
34:56fucking psychopath out there and now we're both gonna fucking die you fucking bastard
35:03we are really late vincent has a text back yes oh um you're saying we're doing it next week
35:14it's probably for the best isn't it maybe it is vincent maybe it is
35:21at least maybe we'll get lucky tonight oh look at all them
35:26give me a minute all right oh it's your uncle joe what says jobs been moved to next week same time
35:37same car park i don't know fey that just feels a bit dodgy no don't worry listen my uncle's the big
35:46fucking cheese right no honestly it must be good for us all right it will good for us okay
35:52what the bloody hell's going on he's in trouble of course he fuck it do you know he's been around
36:00my gaff this morning trying to get me to wank off in front of him vincent tomo here what kind of
36:05wank what kind of question is that there's only one wank dude well i mean come on love this i mean
36:10this posh on your side exotic thrust reverse thrust cat cow that bigger than the 80s that one
36:15obviously uh fruity tootip malevolent okay all right hey now listen he's been set up by bruno hodge
36:21bruno took tj and now he's keeping them both hostage at the school he's obsessed with you
36:25it's really weird he wants to talk to you oh that's fantastic news shall i see you there then
36:30and your classic spit and polish shut up it's a beginner's one right yeah yeah entry level i know it
36:35well oh yeah enough what what i tell a couple of jokes and pull a couple of pranks you want me
36:44you're fucking dead i didn't i didn't say that i heard the recording tj i was fucking angry
36:52because you pulled the same shit yesterday that you did on the first day of school and then
36:56every fucking day after that which is fucking kid stuff runny we're not kids anymore are we
37:07i'm a fucking person i'm a fucking real person
37:15i'm not just some fucking runty little fucking smelly fucking
37:20shit that everyone could just fucking kick about and smack around the end and fucking
37:25have a go at all the time it's all the fucking time
37:29and i know why they do it i do and that's the most annoying part
37:35because i am a liar i have a bullshitter
37:37but if you've been told that since day one that you're fucking nothing that you're a piece of
37:47shit by everyone all the fucking time then you're gonna start believing that aren't you
37:54and if you start believing that then that's what you're gonna be in it
38:15i just want to point out the reason i locked you in that cupboard on day one is because you
38:19think my fucking wallet yeah did i yeah you did must have forgot about that bit and the nicknames
38:32probably the smartest thing i ever come up with
38:36it just stuck i'm sorry
38:39hey
38:46i'm sorry
38:49yeah
38:52i'm sorry
38:55all right
38:57right
38:59fuck this
39:01all right should we get out of here
39:04it's a bit
39:04oh
39:05do you suffer with your back oh yeah when it gets cold man it's just me hips
39:08mainly go on you go and twat the door down
39:12very fucked i'm fucked you do it you do it
39:16oh guys i'm sorry where has you been i got stuck with an old lady about 60 miles away
39:21it's a fucking long story right no come on come on
39:25can you smell petrol
39:29where is it i don't know oh christ i'm right here
39:34if anyone moves i'll drop the lighter and this place will go up in flames
39:47oh
39:49now
39:53hello vincent
39:54bruno bruno listen
39:56i can tell that you're really fucking upset dude i can tell
39:59you're upset yes
40:01i know i'm not upset
40:04i'm enjoying this right
40:06i've waited years for this moment to see the fear in your eyes
40:13right it's working i just i'm wondering whether there might have been a bit of a misunderstanding
40:17gone down i don't know what you're after
40:19it's you i want
40:23right
40:26now take all your clothes off
40:29what the fuck is wrong with everyone take your fucking clothes off or i'll do something you regret
40:33i'll see this place go up in flames i swear down
40:36i believe you bruno i believe you why the fuck do you want me to get me kit off for you
40:41because you must pay
40:44four fucking watts bruno
40:48oh
40:49you don't even remember do you
40:51i don't remember shit i don't remember anything i'm fucking stoned all the time
40:55yes well let me refresh your fucking memory then
40:592006
41:01in the toilet
41:03you pretended to be mrs scloder
41:06humiliated me
41:08i remember it
41:10i remember it
41:12it weren't me though dude
41:15still
41:17i swear to god i can't do voices he can't he was good with voices
41:21it wasn't it wasn't you no
41:32well where the fuck is he
41:34where the fuck is dylan he wasn't here last night he died
41:43well
41:45well someone pays
41:47someone has to pay for what i've gone through all my life
41:51do you know how many flaccid nights i've had because of you and your stupid
41:54fucking mate
41:56a lot of information isn't it well it's too bad
41:59because i'm not leaving here until we're even i want to be seen
42:04bruno
42:07ah right on cue if it isn't runty ronnie
42:12boy
42:13only i get to call him that
42:15you fucking
42:16you stop now
42:17right run it but it don't there's petrol all over the floor
42:22someone must pay
42:23enough
42:26get by this you man
42:27oh
42:28oh
42:30fuck
42:31hold up
42:34yeah you
42:36sexy mr mustache guy
42:38hold up
42:39come on ronnie
42:42yeah
42:42no i see that
42:43well in dude
42:44fuck you
42:47dude
42:47get in let's check you out and killed him
42:49all right i'll check he's alive
42:50oh here we go right now it's only a mock-up right it's only a mock-up but i've got liz to do a draft of the poster what do we think
43:01come on you're a crowd please
43:02mrs waif we're right
43:03what the fuck
43:05lovely
43:06all right
43:10you all right
43:11getting
43:11you all right
43:12hmm
43:14i'm just i'm sorry i'm sorry for
43:17just causing this much of a shit stink again in
43:19that's
43:20it's not your fault
43:22for once
43:27why didn't you tell me
43:28what what
43:30why didn't you tell me that you were being bullied
43:33ronnie i would have done something about it and i wasn't going to do that i couldn't do that
43:37i'll talk of all the other i was putting you through you're still my brother
43:41all right granted yeah you were a massive pain in the ass
43:44yes no you still are you still are but you're still my brother yeah and i still love you
43:53it's just i don't want to be a nutter anymore edin
43:58i want to be the brother you can be proud of you know i really do and i will be
44:05all right
44:08ow ow what's in your hand ronnie what is in your hand
44:11it's a cash tin right i just i was in the headmaster's shop i wasn't going to leave it
44:15minding it yeah so now i'll keep hold of it all right i love you eddie
44:19we love you
44:24christ what are you doing
44:28gillen's got a piece of that sky do you know that has he
44:33how come he won a competition
44:36he had a star named after him well you kept that quiet
44:39you shouldn't tie your fucking star yeah christ can you see all this you ass of a man
44:46floppy-haired twat christ it better be that bloody bright one there that's a plane then no
44:52just took all the colour of my life
45:07me and my husband vernon we met at this night that curtis started i want us to have one last rave together
45:13i'm hearing noises about an illegal rave i can't do it without my old mate matty ravenscroft
45:20nobody move i know a venue corbett there'll be no rave happening here
45:35i got so much trouble in my mind
45:44i got so much trouble in my mind
45:53give me the strength to carry on
45:55Give me the strength to carry on
45:59Cause everything I've got is just about gone
46:04And I think about it
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