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00:00:01I have things to do, too, you know.
00:00:03I have all these parents on my back right now.
00:00:05Oh, and my freshman's potions class?
00:00:07Let's see, I ordered 500 dry toads.
00:00:10What did I get?
00:00:11Mmm.
00:00:12500 wet ones.
00:00:13Look, Paige, it's just really hard for me to get on board with this
00:00:15when Piper, the actual mother, is totally against doing a wickening.
00:00:18That's what Grams is here for, to convince her.
00:00:21Look at Wyatt.
00:00:22He didn't have one until he was six months old,
00:00:24and he almost turned evil.
00:00:26Now, look at that little sweet face.
00:00:28You want a repeat of that?
00:00:29No, of course I don't.
00:00:31Hear me now, hear my cries, spirit from the other side,
00:00:34cross now the great divide.
00:00:38You mean she is still lying about her age.
00:00:42What?
00:00:44Um, what?
00:00:46Not a good time, girls. I'm busy.
00:00:49You're dead.
00:00:50Well, it doesn't mean I can't have a live.
00:00:52Oh, well.
00:00:53All right.
00:00:55Hi.
00:00:56Hello, darlings.
00:00:58Oh, sweetie.
00:01:00Oh, so, what brings me down here?
00:01:03A wickening for your great-grandson.
00:01:05Providing Piper doesn't kill us first.
00:01:07A wickening?
00:01:08Uh, I thought we already did that.
00:01:10Not for baby Chris.
00:01:13Um, help me out here.
00:01:15Last time I knew he was a six-foot white lighter.
00:01:17Yeah, that was Chris from the future.
00:01:19This is baby Chris now.
00:01:21Piper and Leo had this night.
00:01:23Do you really need us to explain this to you,
00:01:25or can you just be happy to see him?
00:01:27Oh, good gracious.
00:01:28Wyatt has a little baby brother.
00:01:32Oh, sweet.
00:01:33So, um, when does Piper want to do this?
00:01:37Well, technically, never.
00:01:39Nonsense.
00:01:40You can't deny this child his ancestral blessings.
00:01:42It's a witch's compass for good.
00:01:44I mean, who knows what terrible evils could befall him otherwise.
00:01:47See, now that's the kind of stuff that Piper needs to hear.
00:01:50Wyatt, don't pick on your little brother like that.
00:01:58Now give it back.
00:01:59What was that all about?
00:02:05He's fine.
00:02:06He probably just orbed himself up to his room.
00:02:08He's having a hard time right now.
00:02:09His dad's never around.
00:02:11His little brother's getting all the attention.
00:02:12He's constantly being chased by the underworld, you know.
00:02:15I'm afraid he's just gonna have to get used to it.
00:02:17He's two.
00:02:18Right.
00:02:20Oh, here.
00:02:21Okay.
00:02:22I'll go up and apologize.
00:02:25Still think this was a good idea?
00:02:32Girls!
00:02:39Michelle!
00:02:40Looks like I didn't get here a minute too soon.
00:02:52I am the sun and the air.
00:03:05I am human and I need to be loved.
00:03:11Just like everybody else.
00:03:15Yes.
00:03:16See, I've already waited to know.
00:03:18And all my hope is good.
00:03:19Yes!
00:03:20See, I've already waited to know.
00:03:21And all my hope is good.
00:03:22Oh, no, that's okay, Jerry.
00:03:41Just, you know, get here whenever you can.
00:03:44Okay?
00:03:45Thanks.
00:03:46Bye.
00:03:47You okay, Piper?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50Why?
00:03:50Well, the beer shipment delayed so close to the weekend,
00:03:53just figured there'd be more fireworks.
00:03:55Oh, no, it's no big deal.
00:03:57We'll just charge more for the ginger ale.
00:03:59I'm kidding.
00:04:00See, there you go again.
00:04:02I don't know what, but something's going on.
00:04:04No.
00:04:05You know how people just leave things up to a higher power?
00:04:08Well, I'm trying to live my life without any powers.
00:04:11Makes for a lot less stress.
00:04:14Piper!
00:04:15Until now.
00:04:16What's that face for?
00:04:21The sister can't come by without there being something wrong?
00:04:24What's that?
00:04:25Nothing.
00:04:26Nothing's up, you know.
00:04:28Why would you think anything is up?
00:04:29I just came by to tell my sister that I finally won a Reader's Choice Award.
00:04:35Congratulations.
00:04:36Thanks.
00:04:38Yeah, and maybe there's one more thing, you know?
00:04:41Something happened today after we summoned Gramps.
00:04:43What?
00:04:44What?
00:04:44Why did you summon Gramps?
00:04:46For Chris's awakening, it was Paige's idea, not mine.
00:04:49Don't blame me.
00:04:50What did I say?
00:04:50I don't want any magic.
00:04:51Look, I know my kids can't have a completely normal life, but I've got to give it a shot.
00:04:55Yes, absolutely, and I think we should start tomorrow, because, uh, a demon attacked Wyatt.
00:05:01And you wait till now to tell me?
00:05:03I didn't want to worry you, and he's okay.
00:05:06Piper?
00:05:08Leo!
00:05:09Oh, hi, sweetie.
00:05:10How are you?
00:05:11Don't you, sweetie.
00:05:12Me, where are the boys?
00:05:13Oh, but that's perfectly fine.
00:05:15Paige took them to magic school.
00:05:16Leo, now!
00:05:17Uh, Leo!
00:05:19Honey, are you sure you want him down here?
00:05:22I mean, considering that he can't even tell good from evil anymore, but, you know, lost
00:05:26soul and all.
00:05:29Oh, uh, Paige, fill me in.
00:05:32Okay, first of all, our children's safety is Leo's number one priority, no matter how lost
00:05:37he may be.
00:05:38Leo!
00:05:39What's the matter?
00:05:40What happened?
00:05:41A demon attacked Wyatt.
00:05:42He's okay.
00:05:43He's at the school.
00:05:44What kind of demon was it?
00:05:45Uh, no idea.
00:05:46It had some sort of creepy mask.
00:05:47Oh, and it struck me down with a lightning bolt.
00:05:50I can't believe this is happening.
00:05:52I can't do this again.
00:05:53Don't worry.
00:05:54I'm going to go back down there.
00:05:55I'm going to find out who it was.
00:05:56Down there?
00:05:57As in the underworld?
00:05:59Hang out there a lot, do you?
00:06:00Best place to vanquish demons, isn't it?
00:06:04Listen, Piper, uh, far be it from me to meddle.
00:06:07Then don't, because you're already pressing your luck being here in the first place.
00:06:11Yeah, I know about the wickening.
00:06:15I don't know why you're being so stubborn about it.
00:06:18I mean, what better way to ward off demon attacks?
00:06:21Demon went after Wyatt, not his brother.
00:06:23Well, all the more reason to protect Chris.
00:06:25Except for the fact that Wyatt's wickening didn't really protect him, now did it?
00:06:29Aside from the fact that it almost destroyed you, or do you not remember your friend the
00:06:33necromancer?
00:06:34I just need to find out who the hell is after my son.
00:06:36I saw that, Wyatt.
00:06:45You give that back to your little brother while I find out he's trying to kill you.
00:06:48Well, whoever it is, can't get to him here.
00:06:51These guys are protected.
00:06:52Yes, Wyatt is, but his little brother is not so protected from him.
00:06:55It's got to be tough for him.
00:06:56He's a new kid on the block.
00:06:58Suddenly he's yesterday's news now, I mean.
00:07:00Spoken like a true older brother.
00:07:02Student progress reports, but the year hasn't gone on long enough for there to be any progress.
00:07:15Afraid I can't help you with that, Miss Matthews.
00:07:18But I did find something on masked demons.
00:07:20Paige, please, what do you got?
00:07:22Couple of possibilities.
00:07:23Could be an Aztec demon, Chinese false-faced demon.
00:07:26Any of those look familiar?
00:07:27No, Ben, I'm sorry, they don't.
00:07:29When I took this job, I had no idea just how much work it would be.
00:07:33Who knows what I'm letting slip through the cracks.
00:07:35I think I just found the first thing.
00:07:37What?
00:07:38Your nephew.
00:07:41Wyatt, where did you orb your little brother?
00:07:45No, Paige, he's not here.
00:07:47Where the hell is he?
00:07:50Oh, I hope this is yours, because it sure isn't mine.
00:07:53Thank God, I got him.
00:07:56Hi there, you.
00:07:58Oh, man, I stepped up on the porch, and all of a sudden, the little guy just flies into my arms.
00:08:05Yeah, his brother orped him from magic school.
00:08:07Oh, is that normal?
00:08:09Has been lately.
00:08:12Victor, what are you doing here?
00:08:14And a big hello to you, too, Benny.
00:08:17I was invited for a wickening.
00:08:18Oh, sorry.
00:08:20Wickenings are only for magical family members.
00:08:23That's not what Paige says.
00:08:24Well, Paige doesn't know all the rules.
00:08:26Okay, I can see this is going to go really well, but it really doesn't matter who was invited, because there isn't going to be a wickening.
00:08:33Paige seems to think that if she crams enough family members down my throat that I'm going to give in, but it's not going to work, because nothing is working.
00:08:40There is some creepy-ass demon after my son, and now Wyatt wants to orb his brother all over creation for God only knows what reason.
00:08:47Well, isn't it just boys being boys?
00:08:49I mean, there's always going to be some sibling rivalry.
00:08:51No, actually, it's not.
00:08:53This is not them fighting over toys.
00:08:55They nearly kill each other in the future.
00:08:57You know, there's an easy way to nip this thing in the bud.
00:09:01And what would that be exactly?
00:09:02Snakes and ladders, a very unfortunate halter top.
00:09:12But I don't see a little black book.
00:09:14I do.
00:09:15Oh, thank you.
00:09:17Don't want me looking up the old boyfriends, huh?
00:09:19They were in a much bigger book, thank you.
00:09:21No.
00:09:22These contain spells I used to use on the girls when they were younger.
00:09:25They used spells on my daughters.
00:09:26Oh, every now and then.
00:09:28Hey, you try raising three girls by yourself, keeping them in line.
00:09:32How else was I going to stop them from misbehaving?
00:09:35Oh, gee, I don't know, by talking to them?
00:09:37Talking?
00:09:38Hey, how's about we just find that damn spell?
00:09:41How's that sound?
00:09:41That's your answer for everything, isn't it?
00:09:43I was essentially a single parent.
00:09:45Patty was dead, and it's not as if you were ever around.
00:09:47You wouldn't allow me to be.
00:09:49Okay.
00:09:50Do I need to find something to separate you two?
00:09:52You know, your daughters only ended up saving the world every other week.
00:09:55Believe it or not, it might have had something to do with the way I raised them.
00:09:59Found it.
00:10:00Spell to resolve sibling rivalry.
00:10:02Oh, good, good.
00:10:03I'll get the boys, and you call your sisters.
00:10:06We'll get rid of the rivalry, and then you can use the power of three to vanquish the demon.
00:10:10Okay?
00:10:10Great.
00:10:10More magic.
00:10:13Do you have any other suggestions?
00:10:14I have a suggestion.
00:10:17The next time Ask Phoebe wins an award, you should probably try calling Phoebe.
00:10:23Hey, let me get back to you, Diane.
00:10:24Sorry, research.
00:10:26So what's going on?
00:10:28Uh, did you just hear what I said?
00:10:30Yeah, I wasn't trying to snake the award from you.
00:10:32I was actually going to accept it on your behalf because I was under the now very mistaken impression
00:10:37that you were actually taking some time off.
00:10:39Just one second.
00:10:41Yeah, this is Leslie.
00:10:42Hey, Rachel.
00:10:44Hmm, research?
00:10:46Oh, no, this is personal.
00:10:48Yeah, can I call you back?
00:10:49Great.
00:10:51Now, where was I?
00:10:51You were making some lame excuse about how you were about to accept an award for something
00:10:58you didn't write.
00:10:59Actually, I did write it.
00:11:01Oh.
00:11:11Congratulations.
00:11:13You know, Phoebe, when I write these columns, I'm really, I'm really trying to channel you
00:11:17and your, you know, your vibe.
00:11:21Spare me the false humility.
00:11:22Yeah, it was pretty false.
00:11:24Well, look, why don't we go to this thing together?
00:11:26It's today.
00:11:27It's not too late.
00:11:27You can go and accept the award yourself.
00:11:29No, I think that you should go accept it and maybe bring one of your phone pals with
00:11:33you.
00:11:38Okay, let's make this quick.
00:11:40I have four real angry parents waiting for me in the office.
00:11:42Well, there's my other grandson.
00:11:45Um, come along, darling.
00:11:47I need you to stand by your little brother.
00:11:49Right there.
00:11:50You do know what you're doing, right?
00:11:53Paige, dear, we're getting our wickening.
00:11:54I said maybe we have a few more pressing issues to deal with at the moment.
00:12:00Hmm, what changed your mind?
00:12:02Nothing, although it's getting harder and harder to say no with the arrival of a new
00:12:06family member every five minutes.
00:12:09All right, are you two ready to finally get along?
00:12:14Cast your petty jealousies to darkest night.
00:12:17Let these feuding siblings no longer fight.
00:12:20Okay, shouldn't those stop you?
00:12:27Grams, are you sure this is the right spell?
00:12:29Remind me never to go on sabbatical again.
00:12:34Because that Leslie is such a jerk face.
00:12:37Oh, please, you so like him.
00:12:38I do not.
00:12:39Do, too.
00:12:40I do not, Piper.
00:12:41I do not, Paige.
00:12:42Do, too.
00:12:43Do not, Piper.
00:12:44Why don't you just marry me?
00:12:45Why don't you just marry Leo?
00:12:46Because I already did.
00:12:47Leo, I think I already married.
00:12:49Girls, keep here.
00:12:53Hyperblast him.
00:12:58Girls, up.
00:12:59Go, go, go, go, go.
00:13:05Any more great ideas?
00:13:11I'm so out of here.
00:13:13Phoebe, do not go out that front door.
00:13:16Try and stop me.
00:13:16Phoebe!
00:13:17Jeez, blow my head off, why don't you?
00:13:20Oh, come on.
00:13:21It was an accident.
00:13:22Paige, no one leaves this house until I reverse that spell.
00:13:25Phoebe, do not.
00:13:25I mean it, Paige.
00:13:26Sayonara.
00:13:27Paige.
00:13:29Phoebe?
00:13:30Phoebe, don't you dare leave this house.
00:13:31Why not?
00:13:32Paige did.
00:13:33That doesn't count.
00:13:33She probably went to magic school.
00:13:35Yeah, well, I'm going to the Reader's Choice Awards.
00:13:37Phoebe, you've got more important things to worry about than some silly award.
00:13:40Way to go, Grams.
00:13:45Piper, don't be rude.
00:13:47Look, it's not my fault.
00:13:48It's only the stupidest book ever.
00:13:49And you said the stupid spell would work and it didn't.
00:13:51So you know what?
00:13:52I'm going to make a new rule now.
00:13:53It's a sneeze, stop the snit, and quickly freeze.
00:13:59That's better.
00:14:00Why is my daughter a statue?
00:14:03She's fine.
00:14:04She'll thaw out in a minute.
00:14:06How do I know she won't be this way forever?
00:14:09That it won't backfire like your last brilliant spell?
00:14:13Have you heard a peep out of those boys?
00:14:16No.
00:14:16Because the spell worked.
00:14:18Pulled the rivalry right out of them.
00:14:20Unfortunately, it went into the nearest set of siblings.
00:14:23In this case, the girls.
00:14:25Anyway, they know everything that's going on in their adult lives.
00:14:29The only difference is they're not adults.
00:14:31No, no.
00:14:32Just tell me how to get them back to normal.
00:14:33Easy.
00:14:34I just have to figure out a reversal spell, hopefully before the demon returns.
00:14:38Oh, and we've got to get the boys to magic school.
00:14:40They'll be safe there.
00:14:41Fine.
00:14:41Tell me how to get there.
00:14:43You don't.
00:14:44Magic school is not for mortals.
00:14:45Well, they'll just have to make an exception, won't they?
00:14:48Oh, forget it, Victor.
00:14:49Call Leo.
00:14:50He'll take them.
00:14:53Leo!
00:14:55Kind of an odd place for an elder to visit.
00:15:09Then again, the word is, you can't get enough of the dark side these days.
00:15:14Someone from the underworld is after my son.
00:15:17I want to know who.
00:15:18You mean a demon?
00:15:19Nah, I don't think so.
00:15:21They know better by now.
00:15:22Obviously, somebody doesn't.
00:15:24Tell me, what makes you so sure it's not an elder?
00:15:29Someone who thinks that maybe your friend Gideon was right.
00:15:33No more elders are going to die by my hands.
00:15:34I can't say the same thing for demons.
00:15:37Can you even tell the difference anymore?
00:15:43You know, I'm kind of liking this new side of you.
00:15:47It's not as goopy.
00:15:48Last time, who's trying to kill my son?
00:15:52You want an answer?
00:15:53You'll find it in there.
00:15:54Looks like the only threat to your son is you.
00:16:11No!
00:16:11It's a lie!
00:16:12The pool never lies.
00:16:14Okay, try this.
00:16:22Words that cast a sibling glow.
00:16:26Piper.
00:16:29What?
00:16:29I told you, I'm not doing this.
00:16:31I'm not writing anything down.
00:16:32I'm not doing magic.
00:16:36Do you remember the first time you were this age?
00:16:40When I sat you and your sisters down and we had the talk.
00:16:46Crams, I already know all about sex.
00:16:49And no offense, but I don't want to talk about it with you because that's really gross.
00:16:53No, not the sex talk, silly.
00:16:56The witch talk.
00:16:58So what did you tell us?
00:17:00My being a witch was such an important part of my life and what it meant to me and what it might mean to you someday.
00:17:10Did you tell us that Prue and Mom were going to die?
00:17:15Or that Leo was going to lose his marbles?
00:17:19Or that demons were going to be chasing after us all the time everywhere?
00:17:25Piper, I didn't know any of those things were going to happen.
00:17:28But if I did, I would have done everything in my power to stop it.
00:17:36Baby.
00:17:36I'd like to think that being a witch gave you the inner strength you needed to deal with all those sadnesses in your life.
00:17:49Did you ever think about that?
00:17:51No.
00:17:54You called?
00:17:56No.
00:17:57But hi.
00:17:59Victor called you.
00:17:59He's in the other room.
00:18:00Piper, where are you going?
00:18:03What's up?
00:18:04Oh, hey, Leo.
00:18:05Hey, you don't look so good.
00:18:07You know what, Dad?
00:18:08You could try maybe being a little bit nice to Leo.
00:18:10What do you think, huh?
00:18:11Pepper, are you okay?
00:18:12You don't seem...
00:18:13Oh, she's fine.
00:18:14We're fixing it.
00:18:15Leo, we need you to take the boys to magic school for their safety.
00:18:23Do you have a problem with that?
00:18:27Never mind.
00:18:28We'll, uh, we'll just keep them here.
00:18:30I can take them.
00:18:32You don't look like you can.
00:18:33What are you saying?
00:18:34I don't know what's wrong with you, Leo.
00:18:36Nothing is wrong with me.
00:18:39Where are you going?
00:18:40To protect my children.
00:18:44You know, I don't understand why you guys have to be so mean to Leo.
00:18:49You know, in case you haven't heard, he's kind of going through a hard time right about now.
00:18:53I mean, jeez!
00:18:54We've got to turn these girls back fast.
00:19:01I'm going to finish the spell and get Paige.
00:19:03Uh, make yourself useful, okay?
00:19:06Get Phoebe.
00:19:06Oh, I'll pick one of those.
00:19:15This is so cool, they didn't even card me.
00:19:19Didn't expect to see you here.
00:19:20Yo, I changed my mind, because it's my award, and I'm not going to share it with anybody, so there.
00:19:24Phoebe, are you drunk?
00:19:26If I could please have everyone's attention.
00:19:29This year's winner of the San Francisco Reader's Choice Award for Single Best Column is...
00:19:36The Bay Mirror's Phoebe Hallowell.
00:19:40Hey, see, it's not too late.
00:19:42You still want me to go up there for you, I can't.
00:19:43Yeah, nice try.
00:19:50Wow, just, I mean, this is so awesome.
00:19:52This is so, like, totally, amazingly awesome, really, totally awesome.
00:19:57Thanks.
00:19:59In your column.
00:20:00Yeah, you mean the bestest column in all the world?
00:20:04Yes.
00:20:06You gave great advice to that woman.
00:20:07I'm just curious, was it based on something that happened to you?
00:20:10Um, yeah, actually, it did happen to me, it was very sad.
00:20:14Okay, next question!
00:20:15Wait, wait, would you mind telling me what that thing was?
00:20:19You mean, you mean what, you mean what happened to me?
00:20:21It was, it was actually something that happened to me.
00:20:23If I can, like, answer the question.
00:20:25Oh, yeah!
00:20:26I'm, I'm lucky enough to, to work with Phoebe at the paper.
00:20:28Anyway, a few years back, this girl, she dumped me, and I was, I was really broken up about it,
00:20:32because I thought she was the one, you know, and the whole thing made me, uh, gun shy about, uh, about relationships.
00:20:38And, so anyway, Phoebe takes me aside one day, and she says, she says, uh, let me tell you about the one.
00:20:43Uh, the one is the person who sees you for the idiot you are, but they still want you in their life.
00:20:48That's the one.
00:20:49And I told her, I said, Phoebe, I think that's great advice, and not, not just for me.
00:20:52And I guess that's really how it got in her column.
00:20:57Thank you, yeah, that's, that's what happened.
00:21:03Oh, my God, oh, my God, Leslie, thank you so much.
00:21:08I was so scared up there, and I was so nervous that I thought I was going to hurl.
00:21:12You're, you're welcome.
00:21:13Are you, are you alright?
00:21:14You still seem a little.
00:21:18Yeah, I'm fine.
00:21:20I can't believe I just hugged you.
00:21:23Okay, I have to go.
00:21:24Ben?
00:21:32Miss Matthews.
00:21:33Yeah, stop calling me Miss Matthews.
00:21:34It's Paige.
00:21:35Okay, uh, Paige, is there something that I can help you with?
00:21:38I would actually like to talk to you for a little bit if I could.
00:21:44Paige, what's going on?
00:21:45What'd you call me out here for?
00:21:51That.
00:21:51Oh, my God, how old are you, anyway?
00:21:5721.
00:21:59Okay, big mistake.
00:22:01No.
00:22:02One kiss, okay?
00:22:03Shh, that's it.
00:22:04We're not going to second base.
00:22:05Oh, come on.
00:22:06She said no.
00:22:09Robbing the cradle.
00:22:10You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:22:12Come along, dear.
00:22:13Time to grow up.
00:22:15I'll dream about you.
00:22:16I'll dream about you.
00:22:21Quiet!
00:22:26Quiet!
00:22:26Quiet!
00:22:56This is Leslie.
00:23:25Hello.
00:23:26All right.
00:23:27Give it to me.
00:23:28I'm calling him myself.
00:23:31No, don't you dare.
00:23:32Phoebe, do you want to know if he likes you or not?
00:23:34Yeah, but wait.
00:23:35If he asks, I'm not here, okay?
00:23:37I'm not even in the house anywhere.
00:23:39Okay, you're ready.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41Phoebe, I know some good intrigue, okay?
00:23:43I am sorry.
00:23:44No!
00:23:45No!
00:23:46Hey!
00:23:47Hey!
00:23:48Stay here.
00:23:49Protect the boys.
00:23:51You.
00:23:52Come with me.
00:23:53Close the door.
00:23:57I found the demon who's after Wyatt.
00:24:00You did?
00:24:01When?
00:24:02Where?
00:24:03There he is.
00:24:04No, you were making a huge mistake.
00:24:07Get out of here, Leo.
00:24:08I'm warning you.
00:24:09Penny, what the hell are you talking about?
00:24:10I saw this monster attack Wyatt at magic school.
00:24:13That wasn't me.
00:24:14Well, he sure as hell looked like you.
00:24:15I know it did.
00:24:16Look, I can explain.
00:24:17It must have been some kind of shapeshifter or something.
00:24:20I don't know any shapeshifters who can get into magic school or any who have elder's powers.
00:24:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you saying?
00:24:25Oh, he attacked me, remember?
00:24:26I was trying to protect Wyatt.
00:24:27Yes.
00:24:28From yourself.
00:24:29I hate it when they fight.
00:24:30It's because his stupid magic is ruining our lives.
00:24:32It's already ruined mine because now Leslie knows I like him and I can never leave the house again.
00:24:36Shh, shh, shh.
00:24:37This is my son we're talking about.
00:24:39I would never hurt him.
00:24:40Just like you would never hurt an elder or kill one.
00:24:44Who are you talking about?
00:24:45I think you know who I'm talking about.
00:24:48Gideon.
00:24:49Look, I don't care what you say.
00:24:51Leo's right.
00:24:52He would never hurt his son.
00:24:53And how would you know?
00:24:54Because I'm a father.
00:24:55Victor, you have absolutely no idea what the magical world is capable of.
00:25:00He may not have an idea, but I do.
00:25:03I am not capable of that.
00:25:06No.
00:25:08Even after all you've been through, look at yourself.
00:25:12Is it so hard to believe that maybe some dark, older ego of yours might be acting on your true feelings?
00:25:19What true feelings?
00:25:21That maybe deep down inside, you think Gideon was right.
00:25:25Your son doesn't belong in this world.
00:25:27That's ridiculous.
00:25:28Is it?
00:25:29Then how else do you explain what happened?
00:25:33Where else could that demon have come from?
00:25:36Change of plans.
00:25:46We're not reversing the rivalry spell.
00:25:49At least, not yet.
00:25:50Why not?
00:25:51I thought...
00:25:52No, listen.
00:25:53If adult Piper were to find out that Leo was trying to harm Wyatt, it would devastate her.
00:25:58She wouldn't be able to fight him off.
00:26:00Well, we're talking about my daughter here, so I get a say in this.
00:26:03No.
00:26:04With birthdays and holidays, you get a say.
00:26:06With magic and demons, what I say goes.
00:26:09Now, if you'll excuse me.
00:26:11I told the girls to stay downstairs until we settle this.
00:26:22There's nothing to settle.
00:26:24Now, if you don't mind, I'm demon-proofing the attic.
00:26:26We want to keep the children safe.
00:26:28Wait.
00:26:29Believe it or not, I really appreciate what you've done for my daughters.
00:26:34Buttering me up won't do you any good.
00:26:36I'm not reversing the spell.
00:26:38I don't expect you to, but I do expect you to understand that even though I couldn't
00:26:43be there when they were growing up, I'm here now.
00:26:46And just like you, I want to do what's best for them.
00:26:48We already are.
00:26:49No, we're not.
00:26:50And since I want to reverse the spell and you don't, I think we should bring in a third
00:26:55party to break the tie, so to speak.
00:26:59A third party?
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:01Who'd you have in mind?
00:27:02Their mother?
00:27:03Yes, that's exactly who I had in mind.
00:27:06Do it.
00:27:08Oh, all right.
00:27:10But she's not going to side with you, you know.
00:27:17Mom.
00:27:20Victor.
00:27:21Wow.
00:27:22Patty, you look great.
00:27:23Oh, stop trying to sweet-talk her.
00:27:26What's going on?
00:27:29There's nothing more I can tell you about the demon.
00:27:32You can tell me where I came from.
00:27:35I have to know, did it come from me?
00:27:38Tell me.
00:27:39Oh.
00:27:40What's the matter?
00:27:42Are you in pain?
00:27:44Please.
00:27:45See, I have a problem.
00:27:47You kind of have a temper.
00:27:49And if I don't tell you then, well, you'll probably choke me to death.
00:27:53And if I do tell you and you don't like the answer, well, then you'll probably choke me to death.
00:27:58I won't hurt you.
00:27:59Yeah, that's not much of a guarantee.
00:28:01But you could swear on the head of your precious son.
00:28:06Leave him out of this.
00:28:07There's that temper thing.
00:28:10I'm not leaving here until I get an answer.
00:28:12I'm telling you, she would never get over it, her own husband trying to kill their child.
00:28:23Oh, bull, we don't even know that.
00:28:25It's Leo.
00:28:26Mom.
00:28:27What if it is?
00:28:28You trust Leo to look after those boys?
00:28:29Oh, better than keeping them locked up in the closet for the rest of their lives.
00:28:31Hey, guys.
00:28:32Can I just say here that...
00:28:33No.
00:28:34Victor's right.
00:28:35Patty.
00:28:36No, Mom.
00:28:37We have to reverse the sibling spell and get the girls back to being adults so that they
00:28:40can vanquish this thing, whoever it is.
00:28:43But the danger to Piper.
00:28:44She's in more danger if we don't.
00:28:46Listen, Patty.
00:28:48I know these girls.
00:28:50I've been with him every step of the way.
00:28:52But we're their parents.
00:28:58Oh.
00:28:59Oh, well then, fine.
00:29:00Mom.
00:29:01I can see I'm not needed here.
00:29:03No.
00:29:04Come on, come on.
00:29:05I...
00:29:06Oh.
00:29:07She always was a bad loser.
00:29:09Yeah.
00:29:10She'll get over it.
00:29:12By the way, Victor, I have a question.
00:29:15Why'd you call on me to settle this?
00:29:17Girls were in trouble, and you were the only person I could think of dead or alive.
00:29:22Hmm.
00:29:23Still, it was teenage trouble.
00:29:25It's kind of unfamiliar territory for us.
00:29:27Look, I know we had our troubles, but I think that if we'd been given the chance, we'd have done a really good job raising those girls.
00:29:36You want to see them?
00:29:39Are you kidding?
00:29:41Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:43When you said the girls reverted, what exactly did you mean?
00:29:47You'll see.
00:29:48Mommy!
00:29:49Hi, Mommy!
00:29:50Hi, Mommy!
00:29:51Hi, Mommy!
00:29:52Mommy, let's sing a song, okay?
00:29:54Let's sing.
00:29:55Mommy, let's see the problem.
00:29:56Well, there's another problem.
00:29:57Excuse me!
00:29:58Your mother took the reversal spell.
00:29:59That's okay.
00:30:00I got one of my own.
00:30:01Okay, girls.
00:30:02Calm down.
00:30:03Mommy, I met this boy, and he's really, really cute.
00:30:05And we'll talk about the boy later, and everything else, because we've got so much to catch up on.
00:30:08But right now, I need you girls to stand over there.
00:30:11Is Leo a demon?
00:30:12Now!
00:30:13Okay.
00:30:14Please.
00:30:15She said now, Phoebe.
00:30:16I heard her, Piper.
00:30:17Okay.
00:30:18Today, Phoebe!
00:30:19You're so bossy.
00:30:23Reverse the spell from the book, and please restore what was took.
00:30:27I made it up when I was nine.
00:30:35So how does this work exactly?
00:30:36You remember everything that happened?
00:30:38Oh, my God.
00:30:40Yes.
00:30:41Leslie.
00:30:42Oh, my goodness.
00:30:43I tongued the student.
00:30:46Piper, there's something I've got to tell you about Wyatt and Leo.
00:30:48No, Dad, I already know, and you're right.
00:30:50Leo would never hurt Wyatt.
00:30:53We overheard everything you guys were talking about.
00:30:56Okay, let's go.
00:30:57We've got a demon to kill and a child to save.
00:31:05That's a girl.
00:31:06Hmm.
00:31:09Are you sure this is going to work?
00:31:11How many times are you going to ask me that?
00:31:13Sorry.
00:31:14I'm just nervous.
00:31:15I just wish we knew what the hell was going on.
00:31:17Yeah, well, whatever's going on, I'm pretty sure the demon has something to do with Leo.
00:31:23What?
00:31:24Do you ever wonder what it would have been like if Mom and Dad both raised us?
00:31:30All the time.
00:31:37Oh, my God.
00:31:38Piper, it's not Leo.
00:31:39Throw the potion.
00:31:43Okay, that should have worked.
00:31:44You promised that the potion would work.
00:31:45It was a post, too.
00:31:46I couldn't have made it any stronger.
00:31:47Well, why didn't it?
00:31:48Are you kidding me?
00:31:49We can't stop someone from stealing my son.
00:31:50Okay, you need to calm down and just try to focus on how to find him.
00:31:51Girls, I think your mother may be onto something here.
00:31:53It's just that this seems somehow vaguely familiar to me, that's all.
00:31:54Familiar how?
00:31:55I'm not sure.
00:31:56You said you saw the demon appear at the magic school.
00:31:57Do you know what Wyatt was doing before?
00:31:58Do you know what Wyatt was doing before?
00:31:59Sleeping?
00:32:00Or maybe dreaming.
00:32:01He also appeared in the attic when everyone was arguing.
00:32:02In front of Wyatt.
00:32:03The demon showed up right after Graham snapped at Wyatt.
00:32:04Would somebody please tell me what's going on?
00:32:05When you were a little girl, I would have to go out and just try to focus on how to find
00:32:06him.
00:32:07I would have to go out and just try to focus on how to find him.
00:32:08I would have to go out and just try to focus on how to find him.
00:32:09Girls, I think your mother may be onto something here.
00:32:10It's just that this seems somehow vaguely familiar to me, that's all.
00:32:11Familiar how?
00:32:12I'm not sure.
00:32:13You said you saw the demon appear at the magic school.
00:32:15Do you know what Wyatt was doing before?
00:32:18Sleeping?
00:32:19Or maybe dreaming.
00:32:21He also appeared in the attic when everyone was arguing.
00:32:24In front of Wyatt.
00:32:25The demon showed up right after Graham snapped at Wyatt.
00:32:27Would somebody please tell me what's going on?
00:32:30When you were a little girl, right after your father and I split up.
00:32:35You started having a lot of bad dreams.
00:32:37Doctor called them night terrors.
00:32:38He said it was your subconscious way of blaming yourself for a breakup.
00:32:41You're saying Piper is the cause of your doors?
00:32:43No, no.
00:32:44No, of course not.
00:32:45It was...
00:32:46It was other things.
00:32:48Right, yeah.
00:32:49All this family history stuff is really interesting, but how is this going to help us find Wyatt?
00:32:54I think what they're saying is it's the same thing.
00:32:58Wyatt is blaming himself just like you blamed yourself.
00:33:01Except because Wyatt is so powerful, he made his night terrors come to life whenever he felt conflict.
00:33:06But why would he make something up to hurt himself?
00:33:09And why Leo?
00:33:11Because I'm the bad guy.
00:33:14As far as he's concerned, if I hadn't killed Gideon and saved him, I wouldn't be so lost.
00:33:19I'd be around here. I'd be home.
00:33:21He thinks it's all his fault.
00:33:22That's ridiculous.
00:33:23No, it's not.
00:33:25I can relate.
00:33:30How did you figure this all out?
00:33:32Let's just say somebody helped me look in the mirror.
00:33:35So how do we find him?
00:33:36We go to where he thinks it all started.
00:33:39Where I killed Gideon.
00:33:42This is gonna get your mommy and daddy back together.
00:33:46One way or the other.
00:33:47That's what you want most of all, isn't it?
00:33:53It's not your fault, Wyatt.
00:33:54None of this is. You didn't do anything wrong.
00:34:06I'm the reason things are all messed up.
00:34:21And not you.
00:34:23You and Chris and mommy mean everything to me.
00:34:28You're the things that keep me from falling apart.
00:34:32Come on, baby. Come home.
00:34:33Daddy's not going anywhere. I promise.
00:34:41I'm so sorry.
00:34:42It's not your fault. It's not anybody's fault.
00:34:43Still, I don't know what to do. I don't know how to find my way. I can.
00:34:56Yes, you do. You just have to try.
00:34:57I'm so sorry.
00:34:58It's not your fault. It's not anybody's fault.
00:34:59Still, I don't know what to do. I don't know how to find my way. I can.
00:35:00Yes, you do. You just have to try.
00:35:01I'm so sorry.
00:35:02I'm so sorry.
00:35:03It's not your fault. It's not anybody's fault.
00:35:04Still, I don't know what to do. I don't know how to find my way. I can.
00:35:09Yes, you do. You just have to try.
00:35:11Can I come in?
00:35:31Sure. It's your office.
00:35:33Can I sit down?
00:35:34Please, please.
00:35:36I just came by to thank you for what you did yesterday.
00:35:42What, are you kidding me? After that nice long hug, you know, I figured I came out ahead on the deal.
00:35:47Yeah, that was the three martinis talking.
00:35:51Well, you had wine and just one glass, but anyway.
00:35:55Well, I hugged you because I was just, you know, grateful for what you did.
00:35:59I don't know. You squeezed me pretty tight.
00:36:01Yeah, I was pretty grateful.
00:36:02Come on. There was nothing else besides gratitude behind the hug.
00:36:05What would you like there to be?
00:36:07Just admit it. You like me.
00:36:09How can you be so sure of that?
00:36:11Oh, I don't know. The 28 phone calls in two hours?
00:36:14The caller ID.
00:36:17Yeah, well, that was because my redial button was broken.
00:36:22So it just kept redialing you.
00:36:24And you were the last number I called, you know, so it just...
00:36:27Right.
00:36:28Well, thank you.
00:36:29If she turns around, it means she likes me.
00:36:45Come on, Phoebe. Don't let me down.
00:36:48You can do it. Turn around.
00:36:50You can do it.
00:36:51You can do it.
00:36:52You can do it.
00:36:53You can do it.
00:36:54You can do it.
00:36:55That a girl.
00:36:56Are you okay?
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:12It's just...
00:37:13Leaving's always the hardest part.
00:37:14Oh, maybe I shouldn't have.
00:37:15No, no, no.
00:37:16I'm glad you did.
00:37:17I wanted to be here for this.
00:37:18For them.
00:37:19It's just...
00:37:20Hard.
00:37:21You know.
00:37:22Price I pay for being dead, I guess.
00:37:23We missed a lot.
00:37:24Not being able to raise them together.
00:37:26I know.
00:37:28But we made up for it a little bit today, didn't we?
00:37:33Yeah.
00:37:34All right, all ready.
00:37:35Break it up.
00:37:36Kids entering.
00:37:37Friends!
00:37:38not being able to raise them together.
00:37:43I know.
00:37:45But we made up for it a little bit today, didn't we?
00:37:48Yeah.
00:37:49All right, already, break it up.
00:37:51Kid's entering.
00:37:53Grans, you coming down?
00:37:55Oh, she's being a martyr.
00:37:58Grans, please.
00:38:00Last call, woman.
00:38:01Oh, very well.
00:38:02Just so we're clear, my way would have worked, too.
00:38:06Nevertheless, you're all forgiven.
00:38:08Except Leo.
00:38:10Why not me?
00:38:10Because I owe you the apology.
00:38:13I'm sorry I thought you were evil.
00:38:15Not that you could blame me.
00:38:18That's an apology?
00:38:19I'd take it if I were you.
00:38:20All right, let's do this before I change my mind.
00:38:32I call forth from space and time
00:38:35matriarchs from the Hallowell line
00:38:38mothers, daughters, sisters, friends,
00:38:42our family spirit without end.
00:38:45All set.
00:39:02The kids are asleep.
00:39:05What about Phoebe and Paige?
00:39:06You want me to put them to bed, too?
00:39:09Paige is at school,
00:39:10and Phoebe went to the movies.
00:39:13Really?
00:39:14On a date?
00:39:15No, with a friend.
00:39:18Oh, that's good.
00:39:19At least she's taking advantage
00:39:20of not having to be at work in the morning.
00:39:22That's good.
00:39:24You're stalling.
00:39:26Look, don't make it a bigger deal than it is.
00:39:28You're just one elder calling on another
00:39:29to see if you can help.
00:39:31But what if they found out?
00:39:33They haven't.
00:39:33We already talked about this.
00:39:35Look, you're not going to be able to move on
00:39:37if you don't let go of the past.
00:39:38That's the reason you're doing this, remember?
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You'll think I'm crazy.
00:39:43I already think you're crazy.
00:39:47What is it?
00:39:48It's just...
00:39:50I've been seeing things lately.
00:39:54Hearing voices,
00:39:56it made me feel like I can't come back.
00:39:58And I don't know if they're real or not,
00:39:59but they seem like they are.
00:40:02Well, it's probably just self-doubt.
00:40:03Ignore it.
00:40:04Or a guilty conscience.
00:40:06But you have nothing to feel guilty about.
00:40:08What happened was out of your control.
00:40:10All that matters is what happens next.
00:40:12So, go play nice with the other elders.
00:40:26Please let him get through this.
00:40:32Hello, Leo.
00:40:34Hey.
00:40:36Thanks for coming.
00:40:37How have you been?
00:40:38Good.
00:40:39Great.
00:40:41Actually, that's sort of what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:43We can't let you back up there,
00:40:45if that's what you want.
00:40:46No.
00:40:48I understand.
00:40:50So,
00:40:51any word on who killed Zola yet?
00:40:55No.
00:40:56But we'll find who did it.
00:40:57We have to.
00:40:58Okay.
00:40:58So, what can I help you with?
00:41:02Well, actually, I was hoping to help you.
00:41:06I mean, you know, as an elder?
00:41:08I don't quite follow.
00:41:09Well, I want to do what I used to do.
00:41:12Before Gideon.
00:41:13I'm just trying to find my way again.
00:41:15A couple of white blighters have lost track of their charges recently.
00:41:21Two in the last three nights.
00:41:22Maybe nothing.
00:41:23Charges?
00:41:23You mean white lighters to be or witches?
00:41:25Witches.
00:41:26Just practitioners.
00:41:27Not powerful.
00:41:28But still,
00:41:29I'll get the sisters right on it.
00:41:30Good.
00:41:31Keep me posted.
00:41:32You can't trust him.
00:41:39You can't trust yourself.
00:42:02Hello?
00:42:32Anybody to tell you not to walk alone at night, witch?
00:42:52Help!
00:42:53Help!
00:42:54Help!
00:43:02I am the sun and the air.
00:43:13I am human and I mean to be loved.
00:43:19Just like everybody else does.
00:43:26See, I've already waited to know.
00:43:31And all my hope there is good.
00:43:35And all my hope there is good.
00:43:35.
00:43:45This should be so easy.
00:43:57This should be so easy.
00:44:06I don't understand why I can't find them.
00:44:08I tried sensing them.
00:44:09I tried summoning them.
00:44:10I tried scrying for them.
00:44:11I gotta be overlooking something.
00:44:14Or maybe there's nothing to overlook.
00:44:17I mean, let's face it, like the elder said, this could be nothing.
00:44:20They're still missing, aren't they?
00:44:21Still, maybe you're trying too hard.
00:44:23Piper, he wants me to do this.
00:44:24He wouldn't have given this to me unless it was something.
00:44:27Okay, so what do we know so far?
00:44:30What are the common denominators?
00:44:32Well, besides the fact that they're witches, the fog rolled in just before they disappeared.
00:44:36Well, of course the fog rolled in.
00:44:37It's San Francisco.
00:44:41What?
00:44:42Nothing, it's just I missed this.
00:44:44Sleepless nights and endless exposition?
00:44:46Not me.
00:44:48Do I look like a ma'am to you?
00:44:51Morning, sunshine.
00:44:53I was just at magic school taking Wyatt to the nursery.
00:44:56He's fine, I might add.
00:44:57And a student bumped into me and said, excuse me.
00:45:00A kid with manners?
00:45:01Alert the authorities.
00:45:02You didn't let me finish.
00:45:04He said, excuse me, ma'am.
00:45:07Do I look like a ma'am?
00:45:09He was being respectful.
00:45:11Something happened to me since I took over magic school.
00:45:13Paige, you're obsessing.
00:45:14You're damn right I'm obsessing.
00:45:16I am far too young to be old.
00:45:18Okay, obsess about this instead.
00:45:19Young women disappearing around the city when the fog rolls in.
00:45:25That's what you've got.
00:45:26That's all the elders know.
00:45:27We haven't been able to find out much else.
00:45:30You spoke to the elders?
00:45:32Yes.
00:45:32And I promised we'd help.
00:45:34Good for you.
00:45:35You know, this actually sounds like a job for the young, kick-ass, charmed ones.
00:45:41Where are you going?
00:45:42Come with me.
00:45:44I'm gonna go scry for them.
00:45:46We already tried that.
00:45:47It didn't work.
00:45:47Too much time is fast since the last one disappeared.
00:45:50Okay, why don't we try to find out if anyone has disappeared more recently?
00:45:53I'm sure the elders would have told me.
00:45:55Not if they don't know about it yet.
00:45:56Hmm, well what about Morris?
00:45:58I'm sure he can ask missing persons.
00:46:00Yeah, go ahead.
00:46:02You can go ask him.
00:46:04He's outside.
00:46:05They're watching us?
00:46:25Staking us out.
00:46:27Uh, is that legal?
00:46:28Apparently Sheridan wants us real bad.
00:46:31Which means you can't very well go running around the city looking for missing witches.
00:46:34Unless there's a distraction.
00:46:37Phoebe's still at home?
00:46:42I don't understand.
00:46:43I sent the blood sample back east three weeks ago.
00:46:45What do you mean you can't find it?
00:46:46You know they can see us, right?
00:46:48I want them to see us.
00:46:49Sheridan.
00:46:50Inspector Sheridan, SFPD.
00:46:52The Hollowell case.
00:46:52No, it's not a murder investigation.
00:46:56I don't know what it is.
00:46:57That's why I need the damn blood results.
00:47:00I hate feds.
00:47:01So, uh, where'd you get the blood sample from?
00:47:03From Piper's bedroom.
00:47:05When I was curiously knocked out.
00:47:07What do you think the blood's gonna show you?
00:47:08What's really going on around here.
00:47:12You might want to put on a happy face.
00:47:14Good morning, Inspector.
00:47:16You must be hungry.
00:47:17Breakfast, most important meal of the day.
00:47:18Look, if you think that this is going to get me off...
00:47:20Okay, wow.
00:47:22That's better.
00:47:23Are you out of your mind?
00:47:24Will you unfreeze her right now?
00:47:25Sorry, can't.
00:47:26We need to talk.
00:47:27Listen, I've got nothing to say.
00:47:29I've already made that clear.
00:47:30Yeah, so I've heard.
00:47:32About the string of missing women
00:47:33that you're not telling the press about?
00:47:35How did you find out about that?
00:47:36Because they're witches, and we need to find them.
00:47:38So, have any been reported missing in the last 24 hours?
00:47:41Piper, listen.
00:47:42You know I can't help you.
00:47:44Look, Daryl, if you want to help Sheridan
00:47:46hang us out to dry, that's your business.
00:47:47But this is not about that.
00:47:49This is about people who are in trouble,
00:47:50so are you going to help us or not?
00:47:55Listen, there was one on the missing report this morning.
00:47:58Brenda Castile, 22.
00:48:00She lives in the Heights.
00:48:01Roommate said she never came home last night,
00:48:03but until she's missing 24...
00:48:04We'll find her in 12.
00:48:06Thanks.
00:48:07You're welcome.
00:48:08Now, uh, will you hurry up and un-freeze her?
00:48:12Get me off your tail.
00:48:14Now, Inspector, why would I want to do that?
00:48:16Nice try.
00:48:24Whoa!
00:48:26Sorry!
00:48:27I'll clean this up!
00:48:32Okay, Paige, you're on.
00:48:34Brenda Castile, the Heights.
00:48:35Don't bother screaming, love.
00:48:55No one can hear you.
00:48:56What?
00:48:57What do you want from me?
00:48:58We don't want nothing.
00:48:59However, our captain would like a word with you.
00:49:02Oh, my...
00:49:08Guard?
00:49:09Afraid not.
00:49:10You'll have to settle for Captain Blackjack cutting.
00:49:13Hi, hi, Captain.
00:49:14Don't you just love cliches?
00:49:16Well, don't just stand there, you fool, babe.
00:49:19Closer.
00:49:23Ah, the stench of witch.
00:49:26I'd know that anywhere.
00:49:27What do you want?
00:49:29I want you to die.
00:49:30But not too fast.
00:49:36One of your kind cursed me with this a very long time ago.
00:49:40Of course, then I used it to cut her heart out.
00:49:46Take it away.
00:49:47What about the charmed ones?
00:49:48All good things to those who wait.
00:49:51Do as I say, or I'll have you an iron.
00:50:04Knock, knock.
00:50:06Phoebe.
00:50:07Hey, what are you doing here?
00:50:08I'm just returning your phone call.
00:50:11Wow, returning my call.
00:50:13Well, um, most people return phone calls with, uh, I don't know, phone calls.
00:50:18Yeah, well, I kind of needed to get out of the house.
00:50:21We're experiencing a bit of a pest problem.
00:50:23Ooh, is it serious?
00:50:24Too soon to tell.
00:50:27So what did you call about?
00:50:28Well, it was a little timely.
00:50:30I had to make a decision, but you did give me free reign, didn't you?
00:50:33Yes, absolutely.
00:50:35I mean, how else would I be enjoying my sabbatical, right?
00:50:39Exactly.
00:50:39Exactly.
00:50:43So that's it, huh?
00:50:44Nothing else you needed to talk to me about?
00:50:47Um, nope, I can't think of anything.
00:50:49Ask me nothing.
00:50:50Ah.
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:54Uh, wait, there was one thing, actually.
00:50:57I was, uh, I was looking through some of your notes and ideas last week,
00:51:00and I found something about a contest.
00:51:02Oh, the Win a Date with Phoebe contest.
00:51:04Yeah, that was Elise's idea.
00:51:06Yeah, I think it's a great idea.
00:51:07I mean, readers love to be talked to and not down to.
00:51:09I think going on a date gives you a chance to make them feel like you're really a part of their lives.
00:51:13Really?
00:51:14You know what?
00:51:14It's a great PR move.
00:51:16I mean, I really, I would love to leave you with more readers than you had when I came.
00:51:20That's really sweet, Leslie.
00:51:22Ah, but I think I'm taking a break from the dating world as well.
00:51:27Besides, you never know who's going to win a contest like that.
00:51:29Well, I would win it.
00:51:31I mean, just to protect you, of course.
00:51:34Are you asking me out on a date?
00:51:36Strictly professional.
00:51:37Look, how about this?
00:51:39We go tonight, we get it over with.
00:51:41Get it over with?
00:51:42Well, yeah, so we don't infringe on your life away from here any more than we already have.
00:51:45Okay.
00:51:45Well, call me stupid, but shouldn't you actually run the contest in the paper before you decide who wins it?
00:51:51Oh, details.
00:51:52I'll just, I'll hold a copy on the date and print it afterwards.
00:51:55So what do you say?
00:51:56Maxine's 8 o'clock?
00:51:58Hmm.
00:52:00All right.
00:52:018 o'clock.
00:52:018 o'clock.
00:52:01Can I help you?
00:52:17Hi, I'm Paige Matthews.
00:52:19I'm here about, uh, Brenda Castillo.
00:52:21Are you from the police?
00:52:22No, I'm just somebody who's concerned about her.
00:52:25I'm sorry.
00:52:27Now, please, is Brenda a witch by any chance?
00:52:30Because if she is, I think I can help find her.
00:52:35Come in.
00:52:39Are you one, too?
00:52:42A witch, I mean.
00:52:44Yeah.
00:52:45You?
00:52:45Oh, no.
00:52:47No, that's Brenda's thing.
00:52:49Oh, you don't believe in witchcraft?
00:52:51I will if they'll help find her.
00:52:52She wouldn't just not come home, you know?
00:52:54She never has.
00:52:56But the police, they won't do a thing.
00:52:58Yeah, it's the whole 24-hour deal, right?
00:53:02You guys seem pretty close.
00:53:03Are you sisters, roommates?
00:53:05Um, no.
00:53:07Partners.
00:53:09That's another reason the police won't do anything, you know?
00:53:12They think it's just a lover's quarrel or something.
00:53:15Like it's just a big joke.
00:53:17I know it's not a joke.
00:53:19Look, if I'm going to find her, I'm going to need something, anything to go off of.
00:53:24Maybe this will help.
00:53:27I found it on the floor when I got home, and I've never seen it before.
00:53:33What do you think it means?
00:53:34Yes.
00:53:41Brenda!
00:53:47Brenda!
00:53:52Brenda!
00:53:59Go away.
00:54:01Hurry.
00:54:01took you long enough dearie we've been waiting for you
00:54:15you wouldn't just orb out and leave an innocent standard would you witch
00:54:24you look like you've been out to sea for quite some time nearly 300 years in a place beyond time
00:54:30and space only when the mystical fog rolls in do we get a chance to come and play in fairport cities
00:54:36like your own you see i would have chosen london i did i didn't have what i want and what's that
00:54:42you and your sisters only you can get me the treasure i so desire oh i guess i forgot where
00:54:49i buried it i'm very quick with the tongue let me ask you when the gathering storm arrives here
00:54:54will you be making jokes then huh gathering storm i'm so sorry i don't speak pirate matey
00:55:00this is not pirate law this is something very real very dangerous and i don't intend to be
00:55:06stuck here when it arrives
00:55:08sword
00:55:11excuse me would you mind
00:55:20okay you're supposed to be dead he wishes
00:55:27that's gonna leave a mark
00:55:31you let her escape i let her go she's no good to us alone but her sisters will come when they
00:55:38realize they've got no choice are you questioning me first mate you remember your oath you do as i
00:55:44say when i say it understand you all will or this hell we're in will never end
00:55:50what about the golden chalice
00:55:53we've had trouble procuring it sir there may be another way for now make yourself scarce
00:56:02we want the witches to rescue her remember
00:56:05right you need to slow down and relax
00:56:17okay i can't because we need to find brenda
00:56:20look whatever their angle is whatever the reason is we can't go in there blind like you did which i
00:56:26may add was very dangerous all i did was scribe for her with the coin is that so bad and look
00:56:30where it got you if you go back in again you could be walking the plank cute
00:56:34strangely there is nothing in here about pirates leah do you know anything about pirates a little
00:56:40before my time you sure there's nothing in here
00:56:42you need glasses there ma'am no just a little woozy which is why we need to know what we're up
00:56:49against yeah well okay then we need to go to magic school since they're obviously not at this time
00:56:53who's not oh just you know pirates pirates like hot johnny dead pirates yeah probably not
00:57:00tell her page tell her what why we left an innocent stranded no why we almost lost a sister
00:57:06if they'd wanted to kill me they would have they're obviously after something else
00:57:11yeah like wanting to kill all of us
00:57:14okay what's going on you two we'll catch you up on the way to magic school right now we need to go
00:57:18brush up on our pirate lore can you watch the kids
00:57:21yeah but
00:57:22no no you already did your part now let us do ours
00:57:25okay what if we don't find anything
00:57:26i mean pirates aren't known to be magical
00:57:28do you have a better idea
00:57:29actually yes i might pirate movies you want to know about pirate movies yeah i do just tell me
00:57:36everything you know i thought you were on sabbatical it's not for my column it's personal
00:57:39okay well i guess mutiny on the bounty is the very best pirate movie the clark gable version
00:57:46that's not a pirate movie it's a swashbuck there's a big difference
00:57:49i'm sorry i couldn't help it over here
00:57:52do you have your doctorate in pirates as well
00:57:54oh i grew up watching pirate movies with my dad
00:57:56hey i got this captain blood and cutthroat island blackbeard's ghost i mean i've seen them all
00:58:02even yellowbeard it's a great spoof
00:58:03you're just full of surprises aren't you
00:58:06wait until tonight
00:58:07well we're still on aren't we
00:58:09come on you wouldn't want to break the pirate's oath
00:58:11the pirate's oath what's that
00:58:13oh yeah pirate's oath the captain gives his word to his crew he's got to hold to it or face mutiny
00:58:17hmm and would i be the captain or the crew in that analogy
00:58:21well it is your column
00:58:22yeah i wouldn't want to disappoint my readers
00:58:25so what else you want to know about pirates
00:58:27tell me this isn't happening
00:58:30i cannot freaking believe he's going to pull us off this case
00:58:32listen the truth is we don't really have that much to go on
00:58:35oh we've got plenty to go on morris
00:58:37and we'd have a hell of a lot more if you came clean
00:58:38you think i know more than what i do
00:58:40look don't insult me okay
00:58:42we both know that you're covering for them
00:58:44so don't pretend like you're not
00:58:46all i know is the hollow wells are really good people
00:58:53they do good things
00:58:54yeah like send us on a wild goose chase so that they can do god only knows what
00:58:58six years of unsolved crimes of all types all mysteriously connected to them
00:59:04i don't care what you say morris
00:59:06that's not good people
00:59:07who are you calling
00:59:11captain wants tangible proof
00:59:13i'm calling the feds
00:59:15see what happened to that damn blood sample once and for all
00:59:17you want the feds
00:59:23you got them
00:59:25i think i found something
00:59:36huh
00:59:38i said i think i found something
00:59:40what are you deaf now too
00:59:41well you're gonna go deaf first
00:59:44don't forget you're the older sister
00:59:45yeah i love you too
00:59:46okay so uh does blackjack cutting sound familiar
00:59:50no actually we weren't formally introduced
00:59:52well it says here he tricked a witch into falling for him in the 18th century so she could give him immortality
00:59:58hmm that's quite a spell
00:59:59yeah it didn't help her much
01:00:00um he cut her heart out with the same athame she used to curse him
01:00:05who
01:00:05what do you mean who
01:00:06the captain the guy we're talking about
01:00:08right
01:00:08right right uh
01:00:10wait what was the question
01:00:11are you all right you don't look so good
01:00:14i look fine
01:00:15yeah i'm just concerned with brenda i guess i don't know
01:00:18okay let's see he did say something about a storm a gathering storm
01:00:22well there was nothing about a storm just a curse
01:00:26hmm i guess i better make these potions a little stronger
01:00:29yo ho hello
01:00:32did you just call me a ho
01:00:34how'd you get here
01:00:35a pirate never betrays his vow of secrecy
01:00:38leo orb me
01:00:40go ahead ask me anything you want to know
01:00:42about buccaneers i know everything
01:00:43you see a movie critic and suddenly you're an expert
01:00:46no
01:00:47i ran into leslie and he taught me everything he knows
01:00:50mmm
01:00:50i bet
01:00:52looking forward to your date tonight
01:00:54no i'm not it's just a publicity stunt
01:00:56mm-hmm
01:00:57right
01:00:58oops
01:00:59page
01:01:00what
01:01:00what happened honey
01:01:03what's wrong with your hand
01:01:04uh
01:01:05i don't know
01:01:07i think that athame did more damage than we thought
01:01:11i'm gonna just go sit on the couch
01:01:13okay um
01:01:14maybe you guys concentrate on brenda and
01:01:16making more potions
01:01:19are you sure that we're talking about the same man
01:01:32all right thank you
01:01:34okay agent brody
01:01:38you check out
01:01:39for now
01:01:40great
01:01:41how can we get to work
01:01:43what agency do they say he was from
01:01:46homeland security
01:01:48what division
01:01:50the classified one
01:01:51you're uh
01:01:53pretty protective of the sisters aren't you lieutenant
01:01:55i've known them a long time
01:01:57six and a half years to be exact
01:01:59i do my homework
01:02:00so what are you doing here
01:02:02what do you want
01:02:03i want to know where you got that blood sample from
01:02:05why
01:02:06because whatever it is
01:02:08it's not human
01:02:08dna showed a triple helix
01:02:11now we've only got two
01:02:12plus plasma
01:02:13platelets
01:02:14rh factors
01:02:15they're all incredible
01:02:16somebody messed up
01:02:17you were not supposed to find that blood
01:02:18i don't understand
01:02:19you want to explain it to her
01:02:22explain what
01:02:25what kind of being that sample came from
01:02:27being
01:02:28how would i know
01:02:30don't worry london i'm not after you
01:02:34i'm after the hallowells
01:02:36now the recent rash
01:02:39missing women that you've been ignoring
01:02:41matches a pattern that goes back for decades
01:02:43barbados
01:02:44panama
01:02:45newfoundland
01:02:46new orleans
01:02:46and now here
01:02:47except
01:02:48they aren't missing women
01:02:50they're missing witches
01:02:53witches
01:02:54just like the three sisters
01:02:55and if i'm right
01:02:56then uh
01:02:57one will lead us to the other
01:02:58so you're saying that the hollowells are not
01:03:01human
01:03:02no no they're human all right
01:03:03but the sample just came from something
01:03:05else
01:03:06so if i were you
01:03:08i'd watch my step
01:03:10people tend to disappear around these girls
01:03:12especially cops
01:03:13now i have been
01:03:15looking for a long time to prove my theories
01:03:19now all i gotta do is catch them in the act
01:03:21but how
01:03:22you got any golden chalices lying around
01:03:25maybe page scared them away
01:03:42that's possible
01:03:44pirates don't run from fights
01:03:45they lure you into
01:03:46piper
01:03:53come here
01:03:53grab that lantern
01:03:54you must leave
01:04:04who did this to you
01:04:06pirates
01:04:07he cut me with the enemy
01:04:11wait a minute
01:04:13who are you
01:04:14what's your name
01:04:14friend
01:04:15it's safe
01:04:17if you're a sister
01:04:19i gotta go get page
01:04:26page
01:04:31are you okay
01:04:32page
01:04:37well
01:04:39now i'm a ma'am
01:04:45he'll be right back to the end of the day
01:04:48oh easy easy easy we gotcha we gotcha
01:04:52took a little more out of me than i thought
01:04:54yeah
01:04:55here couch couch
01:04:56leo get up here
01:04:58oh you two back together
01:05:00oh i forget
01:05:02leo
01:05:03what's the matter
01:05:04what happened
01:05:06just heal this
01:05:07now
01:05:08heal heal what
01:05:09it's page
01:05:10it's page it's just page
01:05:11she's just
01:05:12don't ask
01:05:13just fix her
01:05:13fix it what happened
01:05:15well she got cut by a cursed athame and she's aging
01:05:18aging why i can't fix aging
01:05:20i can't find a reversal to the curse in here anywhere naturally
01:05:23still
01:05:24captain cutting must be banking on us finding a reversal to the curse so that we could save them
01:05:28both
01:05:29maybe i should go check with the elders see if they know no we don't have time she's gaining
01:05:33years by the hour
01:05:34forget about me you have to save brenda first
01:05:37uh sweetie we lost her already
01:05:38yeah but we're not gonna lose you too
01:05:41shiver me bitches
01:05:43shiver me bitches
01:05:45you've got to be kidding me
01:05:47nope piper don't blow him up
01:05:49fine
01:05:51obviously it's sent here for a reason
01:05:55what's it say
01:06:01captain blackjack cutting cordially invites you to treasure island
01:06:05uh we were invited
01:06:10invited or were you tricked
01:06:13now you wouldn't want to be violating parley would you
01:06:17phoebe now is not the time for stupid pirate facts
01:06:21how would you know about parley
01:06:22actually i know everything about parley everyone does
01:06:26it's the sacredness of the captain's word right piper
01:06:29you remember pirates of the caribbean
01:06:32okay so
01:06:33so it's what keeps the crew from mutiny
01:06:37yeah
01:06:38it's the oath of the pirates right
01:06:41as long as the captain keeps his word you're bound to him
01:06:45forever
01:06:46yeah
01:06:47and what's it to you
01:06:49well quite honestly it just doesn't seem fair
01:06:52i mean he's the one that's cursed
01:06:54not you right
01:06:55i mean
01:06:57how are you ever supposed to move on
01:06:59what are you jabbering about over there
01:07:04bring him closer
01:07:05whoa
01:07:06easy
01:07:07come to save your sister have you
01:07:11how noble of you
01:07:13you're wasting your time
01:07:15we don't know how to reverse the curse
01:07:16you don't have to
01:07:17just need to call forth the fountain of youth
01:07:20that's a myth
01:07:25so our 300 year old pirates will sail the high seas searching for revenge
01:07:28take it from me
01:07:30the fountain of youth is very real
01:07:32only port de leon had it wrong
01:07:34i've got it right
01:07:35and finding it
01:07:36is the only way to save your precious sister's life
01:07:40he wants you to do what
01:07:46you heard me break into a museum
01:07:48to find the fountain of youth
01:07:49no to steal a golden chalice that turns on the fountain of youth
01:07:53piper you can't do this
01:07:54i don't have a choice without the chalice i can't cast a spell
01:07:57without the spell i can't save page so there you go
01:07:59what if you get caught
01:08:00this is exactly what sheridan wants
01:08:02forget about her
01:08:03this is about family
01:08:04a family by the way you have to be able to take care of if anything happens to us
01:08:07piper no i mean it leo you need to promise me you'll be able to take care of them
01:08:11i can't believe you're saying this
01:08:13well believe it
01:08:14ignore the voices and you'll be fine
01:08:18you have to be
01:08:19so far so good
01:08:29oh yeah
01:08:30wow
01:08:33if we pull this off page
01:08:35owes me prada
01:08:36i'm babysitting for a year
01:08:39getting a call now
01:08:49oh no
01:08:50oh no
01:08:51piper it's leslie
01:08:52i totally forgot about our date
01:08:53did you mean your publicity stunt
01:08:55what do you want from me
01:08:56i want you to admit that maybe you like him a little
01:08:58no
01:08:58who are you going to answer it
01:08:59no i'm not going to answer it
01:09:00we're a little busy right now
01:09:01what am i going to tell him
01:09:02we're robbing a museum
01:09:03okay deep breath
01:09:17clear your mind
01:09:18think positive
01:09:19think positive
01:09:20ready ready ready
01:09:21okay after you
01:09:23easy
01:09:36careful
01:09:43okay
01:10:05now what
01:10:07nicely done
01:10:13this is bad
01:10:31this is bad
01:10:32how did you know they'd be here
01:10:36what do you mean i'm going to bust them
01:10:37not with that thing you're not
01:10:38besides i don't want to catch them stealing
01:10:40i want to catch them using magic
01:10:42welcome back
01:10:59stow it
01:11:01here's your chalice
01:11:02what's your hurry
01:11:03now
01:11:14now
01:11:14the spell
01:11:16if you will
01:11:17with these offerings
01:11:20i call on thee
01:11:21the goddess of fertility
01:11:22rise now
01:11:23show us the truth
01:11:24give us the gift of eternal
01:11:25mother of god
01:11:50now
01:11:54my sister
01:11:55what about her
01:11:58run them through
01:11:59he just broke his oath
01:12:03he promised not to hurt us remember
01:12:05i said kill them
01:12:06what are you waiting for
01:12:07he doesn't care about
01:12:08his oath
01:12:08or parlay
01:12:09all he cares about
01:12:10is himself
01:12:11he promised you treasures right
01:12:13he promised you freedom
01:12:14but where is it
01:12:15he lied
01:12:16he broke his oath
01:12:18and now you can too
01:12:19i'll have you drawn
01:12:23and quartered sir
01:12:24raised from the highest
01:12:26jarred arm
01:12:26until the sun
01:12:27rats your skin
01:12:28then i'll feed you
01:12:30to the sharks
01:12:31looks like mutiny to me
01:12:35you'll die too you know
01:12:37you're only alive
01:12:37because of me
01:12:38it's a fate
01:12:39worse than death
01:12:40i can assure you
01:12:42thank you
01:12:55thank you
01:12:57nice speech
01:13:07there's still some left
01:13:08we gotta get it to page
01:13:09wait
01:13:11we don't want this happening
01:13:12any time again soon
01:13:13hold it right there
01:13:17i don't know how you did that
01:13:19but just don't move
01:13:20uh-oh
01:13:21daryl do something
01:13:22i can
01:13:22face down on the ground
01:13:24now
01:13:25dart gun
01:13:31i told you marissa
01:13:38wasn't after you
01:13:39she'll be alright
01:13:41she's gonna wake up
01:13:42with a hell of a headache though
01:13:43who are you
01:13:44someone you owe now
01:13:46go on get out of here
01:13:48we'll take care of her
01:13:49you got a sister to save right
01:13:51you think you'd give me a hand with her
01:14:01seriously
01:14:02i think i'm gonna need some help
01:14:04hey
01:14:21hey
01:14:23how you feeling
01:14:25i feel young
01:14:27i feel grateful
01:14:28you're not gonna hear me complain about getting old again
01:14:30until i'm at least 75
01:14:31good news is you know
01:14:33you'll be there before i am
01:14:34you're right
01:14:35hey uh
01:14:37what did that agent brody guy want anyway
01:14:39i don't know
01:14:40but that's tomorrow's problem
01:14:42he did a good job
01:14:50yeah he did
01:14:51think it'll stay that way
01:14:54i hope so
01:14:55all right good night sweetie
01:14:58good night
01:15:00ma'am
01:15:01it's not over yet
01:15:08you know
01:15:08his wounds won't easily heal
01:15:12they may never
01:15:13i know
01:15:15just don't give up on him piper
01:15:17we're all going to need him back
01:15:19before the gathering storm
01:15:21knock knock
01:15:34knock knock
01:15:39Knock, knock.
01:15:49Oh, you're really mad, aren't you?
01:15:51No, no. I get stood up all the time.
01:15:53I'm sure that's not true.
01:15:55Listen, I would have called you, but I...
01:15:57But what? Why didn't you?
01:15:59You know what? It's kind of complicated.
01:16:01You know what? You use that excuse a lot.
01:16:03I mean, is it something you're not telling me, or do you just think I'm stupid?
01:16:05No, of course I don't think you're stupid.
01:16:07Well, then what is it? What are you afraid of?
01:16:09Who says I'm afraid of anything?
01:16:11You're afraid of commitment, aren't you?
01:16:13Commitment? Wait, what are you talking about? What commitment?
01:16:15I thought this was just a publicity stunt.
01:16:17Oh, the hell you did. I mean, come on, why can't you just admit you like me?
01:16:19What is the big deal?
01:16:21Oh, you're one to talk, mister.
01:16:23You're the one that had to orchestrate this whole contest because you were too afraid to ask me out straight.
01:16:28That is not true.
01:16:29Oh, no? It's not true.
01:16:30Oh, really? Okay.
01:16:32Then, how come you didn't tell me about it until after you already printed it?
01:16:36Until after you won the contest.
01:16:39Yeah, that's right. I knew the whole time.
01:16:41And you didn't say anything?
01:16:42No, you didn't say anything.
01:16:43You never called me back.
01:16:44Oh, you know what? That's lame.
01:16:46If you knew about the contest, why did you agree to go through with it?
01:16:48Well, because...
01:16:49Because of what? Come on.
01:16:51Honestly, you want to know the truth? I didn't want to embarrass you.
01:16:55Eh, wrong answer.
01:16:56You know what? You don't know me.
01:16:57You won't let me know you.
01:16:58That's not true.
01:16:59You're afraid of getting involved with me because you're afraid of getting hurt again.
01:17:03Save the advice for your readers.
01:17:05You read me.
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