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Reality Realm US
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00:00You found me!
00:01No, I'm not doing the tour!
00:03If I wanted cash for me, I'd want a hell of a lot more than this before I let you forget about me.
00:09I have this money because I fucked up in my job, so I can never go back.
00:14If you want to go home, I'll understand.
00:16But I really don't want you to.
00:30So, we experience ourselves from the inside and other people from the outside.
00:38Don't we?
00:40Don't we?
00:43Yes, we do.
00:45It's a fact that by the very nature of this dynamic, don't we imagine ourselves to be more complex than the next person?
00:55Turn up the follow-up spot.
00:56More complex than everybody.
01:00Yes, we do.
01:01Don't we imagine ourselves to be capable of weirder, darker things, self-sabotage, strange, counter-intuitive behaviours, random acts of beauty?
01:12Yes, we do.
01:14We do, and because of this, we distance and doubt ourselves.
01:19We doubt our right to be listened to.
01:23And we doubt our right to be loved.
01:26You shouldn't do that.
01:32So, stop doubting, start trusting.
01:34Trust in how amazing you are.
01:37Amaze you.
01:38I'm Billy Johnson, and I've changed your life.
01:41That's not true.
01:42Thank you very much.
01:47Thank you very much.
01:47Oh, fuck!
02:17So, last night was...
02:28That was lovely.
02:30Yeah, good.
02:32Good, I mean, I can do better.
02:34No, I wouldn't want it any better.
02:36So it could have been better?
02:37No!
02:38Was it not good enough?
02:40That's not what I said.
02:41Because nobody's perfect.
02:43Oh.
02:44Are you trying to say that...
02:49No.
02:49Like, I wasn't...
02:50No, no.
02:57So which time...
02:59What?
03:00Which time...
03:02Like, wasn't perfect for you?
03:04It doesn't have to be perfect.
03:07You chose that word.
03:09I just...
03:12Remember it being...
03:13Oh.
03:15What?
03:17Just a little more...
03:19What?
03:21A little more...
03:24Hey, are we going to make this train, buddy?
03:36This morning in America...
03:38May I have your attention, please?
03:43This is the final call for the 0800 to Los Angeles.
03:47Please force straight out as it is ready for the car.
04:00Oh, perfect timing.
04:01At least something's perfect.
04:10I'm a dick, right?
04:11Yeah.
04:12Yeah.
04:31How long were we asleep?
04:43Where are we?
05:02Are those cowboys?
05:05Oh, my God.
05:08Hello, no one is available to take your call.
05:26Please leave a message after the tone.
05:29Hey, it's me.
05:32So I got 32 missed calls from you.
05:35Are you okay?
05:37Call me back.
05:41Hi there.
05:42You've reached the Richardson's.
05:43Leave a message.
05:45No, it's me.
05:46It's me.
05:47It's my grandma.
05:48Texting from Ireland.
05:49Is that the middle of a night now in Ireland?
05:52Yeah.
05:53She just taunts me.
05:54Your grandma taunts you?
05:55By text?
05:56In the middle of the night?
05:57Yeah.
05:58Yeah.
05:59That's new.
06:00She's in a nightmare since a new tariff.
06:04You're texting her?
06:05Yeah.
06:06Maybe you don't encourage her.
06:08Hmm.
06:09Hmm.
06:10Hmm.
06:11She's still going?
06:12Yeah.
06:13Your grandma taunts you by text in the middle of the night?
06:19Yeah.
06:21That's new.
06:22She's in a nightmare, so it's a new tariff.
06:28You're texting her?
06:30Yeah.
06:31Maybe you don't encourage her.
06:34Hmm.
06:37She's still going?
06:38Yeah.
06:39What is she saying?
06:40Ah, she's calling me like a feckin' idiot.
06:42Wait, grandma might ask me what happened?
06:44New rule.
06:45New rule.
06:50If something we're saying sounds unlikely to be true, we don't question it.
06:55We just trust that we are wanted and adored.
06:59Come on.
07:00It works both ways.
07:05Okay.
07:06Okay.
07:12Take it, please.
07:13Oh.
07:14Oh, God.
07:20Sorry.
07:23Ah!
07:27You just literally had it on the way into the station.
07:30I know.
07:31Bear with me.
07:32Long day.
07:37Well, that ends tomorrow, so.
07:43Got it.
07:52I'm going to go text my grandma.
08:09Lawrence, please take my calls.
08:11What's going on?
08:11Are you following me?
08:29What the fuck?
08:31Who gets a train?
08:35That's so terrible.
08:36I have never, ever.
08:38Well, this is the new you.
08:41Lawrence won't take my calls, and I just know that something's wrong.
08:44I think he's screening me.
08:46Try my phone.
08:48Are you sure?
08:49Yeah.
08:51I'm paranoid he knows who I'm with.
08:53Why?
08:56If it was anyone else, it would be disastrous.
09:01But Billy?
09:02Hello.
09:05No one is available.
09:06Voicemail again.
09:09Shit.
09:10Does Billy know about Lawrence?
09:14Um.
09:15Yeah.
09:16But.
09:17He doesn't know you have kids.
09:20Ah.
09:23Do you like slightly stale coffee?
09:28Can I be very honest with you?
09:32I think you're amazing.
09:35You don't have to say that.
09:37You chose yourself over everybody.
09:40I'm not sure that's noble.
09:42Don't let them have you believe it.
09:45Do you have plans for after the train?
09:48No.
09:48It doesn't seem real yet.
09:53And I have no idea what he's thinking.
09:54I mean.
09:58He has this big bag of money from a bank.
10:05What?
10:05I know.
10:06Well, is he going to dig a hole?
10:08Maybe he just really hates ATMs.
10:10He's such a weirdo.
10:15What are you doing here?
10:16I am visiting a lumberjack that I met on e-harmony.
10:21Oh.
10:23Ooh.
10:26I should go find the boy.
10:31All right.
10:32Bye.
10:32Bye.
10:32Bye.
10:32Bye.
10:32Bye.
10:32Bye.
10:34Bye.
10:36Bye.
10:38Bye.
10:40Bye.
10:41Bye.
10:42Bye.
10:43Bye.
10:44Bye.
10:45Bye.
10:46Bye.
11:14Bye.
11:15Hello.
11:15Hello.
11:16No one is available to take your car.
11:17Hello.
11:18No one is available.
11:22Please leave a message after your phone.
11:24Bye.
11:25Bye.
11:26Bye.
11:27Bye.
11:28Bye.
11:29Bye.
11:30Bye.
11:31Bye.
11:32Bye.
11:33Bye.
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11:35Bye.
11:36Bye.
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11:41Bye.
11:42Bye.
11:43Bye.
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11:45Bye.
11:46Bye.
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11:59Bye.
12:00Bye.
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12:07Bye.
12:08Bye.
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12:10Bye.
12:11Bye.
12:12Bye.
12:13The End
12:43The Dining Car and Snack Bar will be opened shortly for a month of cold refreshments.
12:49Hey, do you mind this?
12:52Mm-mm, I don't want to look after your money.
12:55It's not my money. It's our money.
12:59Hey, why is it all in cash?
13:03Because I'm gonna dig a hole for it. Like a dog.
13:09Alice said you were gonna dig a hole.
13:11Who's Alice?
13:13My friend that I met at the department store.
13:16You made a friend in the department store?
13:18Yeah, and she's on the train.
13:23What does she look like?
13:25Um, short, pretty, dark hair.
13:31Did you talk about me with Alice?
13:33Yeah, we may have gotten.
13:35Oh! Do you think Lawrence is having me followed?
13:38Hi, Ruby.
13:43Alice!
13:45Alice.
13:47So you're the very famous Billy Johnson.
13:50Yeah.
13:52She's just so curious.
13:53She's weird.
13:54Ah!
13:55A bit weird, I'm sorry.
13:56Ruby's worried you're following her.
13:57Really?
13:58I know.
13:58We keep bumping into each other and divulging our secrets.
14:01What are you doing on this train, Alice?
14:04Oh, I'm heading to California to meet a lumberjack.
14:08He's taking me to Disneyland.
14:11Have you ever been?
14:12You should take your, um...
14:16Nieces and nephews, if you have any.
14:18Or you two could go together.
14:21Though I'm not convinced that this one would stand in the lines.
14:24I can barely stand and wait for someone to finish in the toilet, I imagine.
14:33What's wrong?
14:33What happened?
14:46He fell off of a trampoline.
14:49Trampoline?
14:50Why are you ignoring my calls?
14:53And literally just get out of the ER.
14:56Oh.
14:57We were in there all night.
14:59Well, I'm sorry I wasn't there.
15:06It's okay.
15:08You stopped my cards.
15:11Uh-huh.
15:13And that voicemail message.
15:18I was mad at you.
15:20Yeah.
15:21I changed it back again.
15:25Can I talk to Scooter?
15:27He's sleeping.
15:30Oh.
15:31He's been through a lot.
15:37Ruby.
15:39Yeah.
15:41Are you having another breakdown?
15:46Ruby?
15:48Ruby?
15:49Ruby said you cleared out the bank account in Chicago.
15:53Did she?
15:54Well, it is my company.
15:55Yes, but it's our profits.
15:59You think that I'd take your share?
16:01Well, I don't know anymore.
16:04Well, Ruby trusts me.
16:08Yeah, can you stay away from her, please?
16:11As soon as I saw you with her, I knew what you were doing.
16:17Run.
16:20I can't wait to read the book.
16:22No.
16:23There'll be none of that.
16:24I just...
16:25I want to be with her.
16:27She's a phase.
16:29I think this is a big deal for her, but once you get over it, she'll be fucked.
16:32I won't get over it.
16:37So fuck off and stop messing with my head.
16:40You're only asking me these things because you want me to come back, but I'm not going to do that.
16:44Because I don't care about you.
16:46I'm really glad that she doesn't know about the real reasons you texted her.
16:55Let's see it again.
17:23Oh, turn that off.
17:24Please turn that off.
17:25Give me that.
17:26Give me that.
17:27Tickets, please.
17:28Give it to me.
17:29Give it to me.
17:29Give it to me.
17:30Tickets, please.
17:34Oh.
17:35I wasn't...
17:35Oh.
17:37I'm so excited.
17:43I gave you a lot of money.
17:46Why am I, like, small?
17:48I'm sorry.
17:49I don't want sorry.
17:50Well, I'm not having a...
17:53Is that Scooter?
17:55No.
17:56Put him on.
17:57Hey.
17:58Hang on.
17:58Put him on.
17:59Hey, put him...
18:00Scooter!
18:01Hey, how are you?
18:02I fell off a trampoline.
18:04What trampoline?
18:06A trampoline perch.
18:07Did Dad take you?
18:08No, Sarah took us.
18:11Who's Sarah?
18:13Our new au pair.
18:15What's...
18:16Uh, your dad doesn't...
18:17Wait, um, is she...
18:18Who is she?
18:20She has blue hair.
18:22Scooter!
18:23We're going!
18:23And she's taking us for a scheme, so I better...
18:25I miss you so much.
18:26I'm going to come home for my vacation right now.
18:28Okay, bye.
18:31Scooter?
18:33Scooter?
18:33Scooter?
18:33voyager.
18:35There are mouths between us.
18:43Between us.
18:48There is something between us.
18:52Oh, God, it feels so good to dream.
19:15Hi.
19:15Did you get to speak to him?
19:16Yeah, Scooter.
19:17Just a broken arm.
19:19Well, where was Norm's at the time?
19:21Oh, well, we can't watch them every second.
19:24He got a nanny.
19:26Of course he did.
19:26And Scooter wasn't even missing me.
19:29Am I just the lady who washes his emoji pajamas?
19:32Who be?
19:33What?
19:34Well, first you complained that Lawrence is calling you over a hundred times,
19:36and now you're freaking out that nobody wants you enough.
19:38No, but what?
19:39Look, you made a decision, okay?
19:42The kids all survive.
19:43They'll be happy to see you when they see you,
19:45and when you've gone, well, they'll get on fine.
19:47I don't want them to get on without me.
19:49You don't?
19:50No!
19:52Well, go back home, then.
19:56I can't do that to Billy.
19:57No?
19:58No, he needs me.
19:59You don't know him anymore.
20:03Me and Billy have been working together for years.
20:09Oh!
20:10You're just so gullible, Ruby.
20:13Get out of my room, then.
20:15Yeah, I just need you to do one thing.
20:16What?
20:17Give me the money.
20:18Hmm?
20:19The bag of money.
20:20I don't understand.
20:22What I'm saying is that I would like you to give me that bag of cash
20:25so that I won't have to ruin your life, because...
20:28Oh!
20:29Yeah, Ruby!
20:30Oh!
20:32I was in your hotel last night,
20:34and now that I've got Lawrence's number...
20:37You are my friend!
20:41Well, I didn't expect to like you.
20:43The money.
20:44The money.
20:59Billy won't ever be entirely honest with you.
21:02Remember that.
21:03There you are.
21:25Okay.
21:26So...
21:27Listen...
21:27I was wrong about Alice.
21:29Listen, Ruby, I need to tell you something.
21:31I can't do any more secret keeping from you.
21:33Fiona, Alice, whatever she's calling herself,
21:36she isn't following you, okay?
21:38She's following me.
21:38Oh, I know.
21:43Oh.
21:45She used to work for me,
21:47and she's furious at me for ending the tour.
21:50She was always very dedicated to her job,
21:52and now she's angry because she thinks she won't get anything else.
21:54Okay.
21:54Is that all?
21:58Yeah.
22:03No.
22:05I...
22:06I wasn't totally honest with you about what happened on stage.
22:11I, um...
22:15Before I walked off,
22:17I told everyone,
22:18including Jackie and her dead husband,
22:21that they were a bunch of cunts.
22:24And the crowds sort of turned on me,
22:27and now there's all these online opinions going around
22:30that I'm a bit of a murderer.
22:32I gave Alice to the money.
22:42Oh, God!
22:43It's okay!
22:44Oh, God!
22:44No, Holly!
22:45Vulcan!
22:46No!
22:46Please, listen to me!
22:48I've got you now,
22:49and we're not going to let her get away with this.
22:50For God's sake!
22:52We're on a train!
22:53She's literally can't have gone far!
22:58Is he here?
22:59No.
22:59No.
22:59No.
23:02Is that her?
23:07Where?
23:08There.
23:09Maybe.
23:10Okay, let's go.
23:13No.
23:14Hey, have you seen, uh...
23:16Your other girlfriend?
23:17She went that way.
23:32There she is.
23:44No.
23:45Come on.
23:45Come on.
23:51Come on.
23:52Oh, no, we're going to hell.
24:03Oh, no, no, no!
24:16Come on!
24:17Come on!
24:17I know you're angry with me, but I need that money back.
24:23Oh, please, fuck you!
24:25Where the fuck did she go?
24:31Oh, please, fuck you!
24:33Oh, please, fuck you!
24:35I know you're angry with me, but I need that money back.
24:37I know you're angry with me!
24:39I know you're angry with me!
24:41I know you're angry with me!
24:43Oh, my God!
24:45Oh, I know you're angry with me!
24:47Oh, my God!
26:20What sort of a question is that?
26:22Of course I have.
26:23We were working together for seven years.
26:25It would have been rude not to.
26:28Do you get the feeling like we're walking away from something?
26:33Hello?
26:34That we can never walk away from.
26:37I need you to go with me now.
26:40Hi, ma'am.
26:41Could you take us to the nearest station?
26:45Hello?
26:46Hello?
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