Red Sox vs. Yankees Recap: Schlittler Shines in Outing

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00:00Yankees beat the Red Sox last night, two things.

00:02First off, there's a, I guess, mildly attractive gal who's a big Red Sox fan.

00:07Her name is Lucy Burge, and she's all over social media,

00:12you know, rocking, like, low-cut tops with the Red Sox jerseys and whatnot on.

00:16In any event, she was talking a lot of smack after the Red Sox win game one.

00:21Yankees take game two.

00:23Lucy went out there and she tweeted,

00:25um, uh, Sox in three, all right?

00:28So somebody responded to her.

00:31There's her tweet right there.

00:32Sox in three.

00:34Well, at a quarter to one in the morning last night,

00:36some guy named Cam wrote, not this year, but let's take a closer look.

00:42Oh, wait a minute.

00:43That's the kid that started the game.

00:46That's Cam Schlittler right there.

00:48That's awesome.

00:49That is the best trolling of a fan rooting for the other team

00:52that I've seen in recent memory.

00:54Because it's clean.

00:55Yep.

00:56It's in the moment.

00:57It's on point.

00:59And it's awesome.

01:01And he earned it.

01:01And he absolutely earned it with 12 strikeouts and eight full innings pitch.

01:05So, by the way, is anybody yelling at Aaron Boone

01:07for bringing him back for the eighth inning last night?

01:09Are all the Yankee fans out there that hate Aaron Boone

01:12suggesting that he should have gone to somebody else in the eighth?

01:16Or are they going to give him credit for reading the room,

01:19understanding the kid had more strikes left than him,

01:22and had, what, a six-pitch eighth inning, seven-pitch eighth inning?

01:25Does Aaron Boone get credit for that from anybody?

01:28He does for me.

01:29Maybe because we're friends in Texas this morning.

01:31But he certainly gets it from me, I can tell you that.

01:33The bias.

01:34Speaking of the game, I wanted to peruse, because it's a quick segment here,

01:38some of the headlines.

01:39Yeah.

01:39If I can go through those with you guys real quick.

01:42You guys can vote.

01:43Just tell me or, Ty, just tell me which one you like the most.

01:46I love them.

01:46New York Post has a headline, Schlitt Happens.

01:50All right, Conor, that's clever.

01:51It's not bad, right?

01:52Oh, that's not Schlitt Happens.

01:54I apologize.

01:55That's Holy Schlitt.

01:57There you go.

01:57Not bad.

01:58I like that one.

01:59Yeah, not bad at all.

02:00Because that had to be done, like, right in the moment.

02:02That's right.

02:02So that's clever.

02:03Holy Schlitt.

02:04Mm-hmm.

02:05There's an alternative New York Post headline that I do have in front of me,

02:08so that's why I'm reading it.

02:10Schlitt Happens.

02:12Oh.

02:12I think Holy Schlitt's better.

02:14Yes.

02:14So maybe there you have it.

02:15Holy remains in the league.

02:16That's the alternative one.

02:18That's not a bad one.

02:18Let's go to Boston.

02:20Okay.

02:20The Boston Globe has an interesting headline,

02:23Red Sox played like Schlitt.

02:26I like that one.

02:27And with a little pooping.

02:28Oh, yeah.

02:28Oh, geez.

02:28Right there.

02:29And the way they were, their fourth inning, that defense, it fits.

02:33Yeah.

02:33Fits.

02:34This one I didn't see.

02:35I guess there's a B alternative, New York Post headline.

02:39Maybe you can help me out with this, Todd Rowan.

02:40Uh-huh.

02:41It's, well, just put it up there.

02:43I don't even know.

02:43Hold on.

02:44I got to see it.

02:45Now, don't get me in trouble.

02:45I'm not even sure where this one comes from.

02:48The other dude.

02:48Um, Schlitt's malt liquor.

02:51Oh, yeah.

02:52I know all about that one.

02:53Now, that's what, uh-huh.

02:55Schlitt's malt liquor.

02:56Yeah.

02:56Bull.

02:57Bull.

02:58That's my favorite so far.

02:59The Schlitt's malt liquor.

03:01I hope he had some.

03:02I mean, they should have flew.

03:03They should have got some to Yankee Stadium for him.

03:05Okay.

03:06You're going to put the old English down?

03:07Yeah.

03:08Put the old English down.

03:09You got to pick up the Schlitt's.

03:10Uh, the Daily News got in on the game, uh, here in New York this morning.

03:14They put out one.

03:15They love the poop emoji also.

03:17Red Sox fans don't know Schlitt.

03:20Oh.

03:20I like that one.

03:22I like that one.

03:24I like that one.

03:25Uh, I love the sad faces on the poop emoji.

03:28That's a good one there.

03:29Uh, the New York Post has another alternative headline.

03:33Oh, wow.

03:34Um, for those of you that get it by mail, it's, uh, not the best one, I don't think,

03:38but called Schlitt Show.

03:41It's good.

03:42That's quality.

03:43Again, three little Red Sox poopers.

03:45Instead of the share of paint, I wish he had a little more liquor, but yeah, it's good.

03:48And then they're telling me there's, uh, another New York Post alternative, uh, headline, one

03:54that, uh, invokes how I watched the game last night.

03:58And, um, well, I'll just show it to you.

04:00I got to take a Schlitt.

04:03You're right in there.

04:05That's awesome.

04:06How did you guys know?

04:07How'd they know that?

04:09Uh, wait.

04:09They're telling me there's another one.

04:11The New York Daily News.

04:12There can't be another one.

04:13It has a, has a B headline, uh, for some parts of the country.

04:18And I think this is the last one and we'll end this a little bit.

04:20Uh, down the Schlitter.

04:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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