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Taskmaster NZ S06E00 EXTRA

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00:01Yoo-hoo!
00:04Hello Hilary.
00:05How are you guys going?
00:06Good!
00:08Oh look at that!
00:09Should we give that a go later Jeremy?
00:12Love to-
00:13Do I have to call you the Taskmaster?
00:15I am the Taskmaster.
00:16Whatevs.
00:17How are you Paul?
00:18Good thank you, how are you?
00:19Good.
00:20You being nice to him?
00:21Do you know each other or something?
00:23No, I just watch him on the TV and I think, you know, you treat me like your assistant
00:29Seven Sharp.
00:30I feel like I relate to Paul.
00:31Yeah, we basically have the same job.
00:33Yeah.
00:34It's good that you guys met then.
00:35It's lovely to meet you.
00:37Likewise.
00:38Hi, so formal.
00:40Come on, bring it in.
00:42He doesn't like touching.
00:44Oh, he seemed to enjoy that.
00:46It's fine if it's Hillary.
00:47Don't touch me.
00:53Words?
00:54Yes please.
00:55I get the words?
00:56Yes please.
00:57Out of here?
00:58Yes please.
00:59Aha.
01:00This will be the task.
01:03You don't say much, do you?
01:06No.
01:07Okay.
01:08Okay.
01:09Remove the balloon from inside the caravan.
01:15You may not touch or step into the caravan.
01:19Fastest.
01:20I'm the only person doing this.
01:22It'll take as long as I like.
01:24Your time starts now.
01:25Okay, just let me ascertain this is the only caravan.
01:29There's a balloon there.
01:30Don't touch it, will you?
01:32Well, I'm not stepping in, but I am stepping.
01:34Are you in the caravan?
01:35Do you think my head's in the caravan?
01:36It's getting close.
01:37I've got to get it out.
01:38Okay.
01:39You're confirming now that that's the balloon.
01:40I've got to get out of the caravan.
01:41Correct.
01:42I love this fastest winds.
01:43I'm taking all the time in the world.
01:44First thought?
01:45Well, I'm going to need something to get it out, aren't I?
01:46Okay.
01:47Well, it's not that difficult.
01:48I mean, remove the balloon from inside the caravan.
01:49It's a pretty simple task.
01:50Sorry, how many tasks have you ever done on the show?
01:51I write the tasks.
01:52I don't do the tasks.
01:53I mean, it seems quite simple.
01:54Yeah.
01:55But I feel like there's a trick.
01:56Okay.
01:57I'm going to need some sort of stick.
01:58That's not long enough.
01:59Well, maybe it is.
02:00I'm just going off to the shed.
02:01I'll come.
02:02Do you have to supervise?
02:03Well, I'm going to need some sort of stick.
02:04Okay.
02:05I'm going to need some sort of stick.
02:06That's not long enough.
02:07Well, maybe it is.
02:08I'm just going off to the shed.
02:09I'll come.
02:10Do you have to supervise?
02:11Well, no, but I like to keep an eye on you.
02:12Make sure you don't steal anything.
02:13Yeah.
02:14Oh, look.
02:15That looks good.
02:17Do you mind if I'd damage the caravan?
02:20Prefer it if you didn't damage the caravan.
02:23Okay.
02:24I won't damage the caravan.
02:26Oh, I'm brilliant.
02:27That's not long enough.
02:28It's not long enough.
02:29Well, maybe it is.
02:30I'm just going off to the shed.
02:31I'm just going off to the shed.
02:32I'll come.
02:33Do you have to supervise?
02:34Well, no, but I like to keep an eye on you.
02:36Make sure you don't steal anything.
02:37Yeah.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Oh, look.
02:40That looks good.
02:41I use the leaf blower. Oh, this is too good. Forget the sticks. Look what I found! Look what I found!
03:00Hey, see how the hair doesn't move? So much product in that hair, it doesn't move.
03:06Do the task. No, I do need the stick. Why am I hurrying? Nobody else is doing the task.
03:13What's the time? 3 minutes 58. It doesn't matter. Do you see anyone else doing the task?
03:18It's the quickest wins. Don't touch the caravan, will you?
03:25I can touch the caravan, I'm just not allowed in it. You can't touch the caravan.
03:29Am I in it? Your hand's getting pretty close.
03:33Shivers. Does this expand?
03:48I can hear you laughing, Jeremy, and it's not funny.
03:51Don't put your hand in. I'm not putting my hand in.
03:54It's getting very close. No, it's not.
03:56Are you hands in? It's not!
04:03Are you touching the caravan? I'm not.
04:07Here we go.
04:09Stop the clock.
04:10Okay.
04:11The clock doesn't matter. I'm the only one doing it.
04:13The clock always matters.
04:15The clock doesn't matter. I'm the only one doing the task.
04:17So if 7 sharp started at 7.25, that would be fine?
04:22That would be preferable.
04:24If 7 sharp started at 10.30pm.
04:27No, that's not good.
04:28That's not good.
04:30The clock always matters.
04:31Okay. Sorry.
04:33So, Flory's time was 5.23.
04:37Mm-hmm.
04:38That's bad. That's bad.
04:40I gave it my best shot.
04:42You could have probably just asked Paul to go in and grab it.
04:47Are you serious?
04:48I would have for you.
04:50Definitely.
04:52What a stitch up!
04:53Well, it doesn't say that you can't use Paul.
04:55Oh, this is so typical of this show.
04:57Every time, it's a bloody stitch up.
04:59Sorry.
05:01I was going to give this balloon to you guys.
05:03I was going to give it to you, but you let me down.
05:05And then I was going to give it to you.
05:07Just to carry favour, but bugger it, I'm taking it myself.
05:09Please.
05:10No.
05:11Please.
05:12I'll give a lot of you.
05:13And I'm going to take the bike too.
05:15Please don't take the bike.
05:16No, take the bike actually.
05:17Take the bike.
05:18She won't be able to ride that.
05:20I can't.
05:21Can you put it in the back of your car and bring it to the studio?
05:23No.
05:24Take the bike.
05:25Take the bike.
05:27Thank you, Hilary.
05:28Whatever.
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