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00:00Let's wake it up.
00:06Good morning.
00:08Hi everyone.
00:09Welcome to Pillow Talk.
00:13I gotta stretch my legs.
00:20Season 17, The Glory Days.
00:23It's the reason behind all of my horror and trauma today,
00:26but also the reason for my career.
00:28It was our Vietnam.
00:29Yeah.
00:30Yeah.
00:31Girl, the squirrel games.
00:32I know that a lot of the girls thought I was a decoy.
00:34I thought I was one of the decoy queens.
00:35We did.
00:36Everyone got down to the ground and the ones that survived was us.
00:39We were the ones the last surviving ones.
00:41Yes.
00:42And I remember I was looking at Lydia.
00:43I was like, girl, get down.
00:46Do you regret anything for your entrance look?
00:49No.
00:50And in fact, hold on.
00:51Actually, wait real quick.
00:52Look at it.
00:53Look at her.
00:54Isn't she just...
00:55I was like that.
00:56She is gorgeous.
00:57Did someone say my name three times?
01:02You know what we should do?
01:03We should take a look down memory lane.
01:05Whoa.
01:06Down...
01:07We should take a look down memory lane and look at all of our...
01:10Did I say it wrong again?
01:11Fuck.
01:12We should take a look down memory lane.
01:13And we should look at all of our entrances from season 17.
01:15Okay.
01:16Haunting is a who.
01:18Why y'all gagging?
01:19I haven't even stepped on any necks yet.
01:24Sickening.
01:25So I was there when there wasn't a lot of girls.
01:27I remember looking at Lexi and I was like, my hair girl was the tea girl.
01:31I'm just gonna be like...
01:34What?
01:35Oh, that bitch said something!
01:36No!
01:37She was so quiet.
01:38The hairline is amazing.
01:39It's bad.
01:40There are some worse hairlines.
01:41We'll get there.
01:42Expensive feathers.
01:43Yeah, yeah.
01:44You gotta like scooch up a little more so your big ass doesn't...
01:46Oh, okay, okay.
01:47Welcome to the Joella dynasty, bitch!
01:52This turns the fucking party for me.
01:55You liked it?
01:56This says exactly who she is.
01:58It's clean.
01:59It does.
02:00It's clear.
02:01I remember looking at this and I was like, wow, what a whacked up.
02:04I was like, wow.
02:05And I remember like, oh, this headpiece is very sickening.
02:08It's like, how is this going on?
02:09As the day went on, her wig started sliding back and back and back and back.
02:13Well, she started with it by her brow line.
02:15No, the wig started.
02:16She could smell the wig at this point.
02:18The wig.
02:19The hairline is wild.
02:20The hairline is crazy.
02:21And you know there's some queens where I feel like, and this is me, let's wake it up.
02:25Let's really wake it up.
02:26Sometimes Joella runs into gay person talking in drag queen lingo.
02:31Like, she'll be like, and yes, mama, honey, yes, God, slay to the queen, yes, mama, queen, yes, God, queen.
02:38I'm like...
02:39But I love...
02:40She cracks me up.
02:41Ah!
02:42Good morning, kingdom!
02:44Gag it, gag it, gag it.
02:47No notes.
02:49Girl, I mean, it's dry, girl.
02:51Flawless.
02:52Hairline is far too low.
02:53Okay.
02:54Let's wake it up.
02:55Because I'm tired of everybody coming for me and my fucking hairlines.
02:58I'm tired of it.
02:59This wig is so fucking heavy, so I had to ensure that the wig didn't slide back like Joella's.
03:06Well, why did you not just tell the Hair Witch, hey, make a wig that is wearable?
03:09I didn't want that.
03:10I wanted to cry.
03:11As I'm doing my entrance, I just hear Joella, and she just goes, oh, that is a man, honey.
03:16Look at that big man with big arms, that big man.
03:19Uh-huh.
03:20And I was like, can I fucking walk in the workroom?
03:24I wasn't even looking at that.
03:25I thought, I said, this is a big woman.
03:27Also, the girls were coming for my shoes.
03:29We were just watching season seven.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Literally last night.
03:32Every single girl.
03:33Every girl had the Minnie Mouse shoes.
03:36So my question is, am I bad or am I bringing back old fashioned?
03:40Because y'all ate it up when Violet was wearing them.
03:42Y'all ate it up when Max was wearing them.
03:44I don't think they are.
03:45Oh, but when I wear them, we're crazy.
03:46All I'm saying is, if you see me wear the shoes at the meet and greet, I don't want to hear none of that.
03:50I don't want to hear none of that.
03:51You better zip that.
03:56Okay, legs look great, outfit, quirky, weird.
03:58Is there anything you would change?
03:59The makeup.
04:00I would change the makeup.
04:01I was doing a very circular eye at that point.
04:03And I think that it was working against my features.
04:06This freeze frame itself is even fucking crazy.
04:09I actually did smell like shit this day.
04:11Because I forgot my perfume at home.
04:12I smelled heinous that day.
04:14See, if I saw this picture, I'd believe it.
04:22I like this outfit.
04:23I don't like the child with the stickers on the legs.
04:26I was like, bitch, you're pushing 30, you got stickers on your legs.
04:28And then she's over here.
04:29It does get, it, it does.
04:32It's very much like, I need my coffee in the morning.
04:37Adulting is hard.
04:38I'm like, if you want not all your mom's instruments, save it.
04:42Don't worry.
04:43I'm not just a bitch.
04:44I'm that bitch.
04:46This is what I'm talking about.
04:47See, this is the definition of like, oh, you know that bitch smells good.
04:51You know what I mean?
04:52Like, fruity, clouds, secret fucking cotton candy surprise.
04:57And you actually, you put Joella's nail in this, in her bra.
05:00I did.
05:01I did.
05:02I literally put Joella's broken nail that fell off of her inside Jules' outfit.
05:07And she did not know.
05:08Is that a roach on me?
05:09What's happening?
05:10What is this?
05:11I'm like, what is this?
05:12And I'm going to be like, oh.
05:16Good morning, dreamers.
05:19She came into lingerie the rest of the season.
05:20She really didn't wear lingerie.
05:21I know.
05:22And I live for that.
05:23I think this has done very well.
05:24Yeah, this has done very well.
05:25Her feet were ready to jump, bitch.
05:27She said, there ain't no goldfish in the shoes, so something got to leave.
05:30Well, I heard y'all were looking for America's Next Drag superstar.
05:38I have said a couple of times that this look feels topical in the wrong direction.
05:43I love it.
05:45Girl, confederate couture.
05:51Well, it do take nerves.
05:55I hate it.
05:56So Anya's wig, okay, little known fact.
05:57Besides Joella, during the squirrel games, Anya's wig just came off.
06:00It just popped right off.
06:02And you're like, where are you from?
06:05Where are you from?
06:06She's like, can we stop my wig?
06:08I can't.
06:09I can't.
06:10We all have to stop.
06:11I was like, oh, my God.
06:12I see.
06:13You know what?
06:14Who's old auntie is this?
06:15I thought Anya, no joke, was like 50.
06:18I thought the bitch was 50.
06:20I did not.
06:21I thought that she was a real woman.
06:22I thought she was a 50-year-old woman.
06:24I've always wanted my name in the papers.
06:32I'm not doing that.
06:33I'm not doing that.
06:34Have fun.
06:35I'm not doing that.
06:36I'm not doing that.
06:41Oh, God.
06:42That was a jump scare.
06:43Her mug.
06:44Yo.
06:45I remember turning to her when she got to the table.
06:47And I said, so this is all the time?
06:49You do this all the time?
06:50I don't know that.
06:51It looked like she'd bite.
06:52Just like.
06:57Hello, loyal subjects.
06:58It is I, Hormona Lisa, at your service.
07:05Only one thing I don't like about this look.
07:07Just one?
07:08It's just, I don't know.
07:09You know, like.
07:11No.
07:14Love her now.
07:15That's sister.
07:16That's sister.
07:17Yeah.
07:18She makes old white bitch food.
07:20She do.
07:21I know she do.
07:22Listen, Hormona, make us some food for Thanksgiving dinner.
07:25Yeah.
07:26I'd envy me too.
07:27It's cunt.
07:28It's cunt.
07:29It's cunt.
07:30I feel as though, like, if I wanted, you know like, you know like a pumice stone that you
07:35use to like, scratch the shit off your heel?
07:38I feel like if I had her chin to get the shit off my heel, my foot would be so smooth bitch.
07:46What are you talking about right now?
07:48Oh, this is more?
07:49Yeah.
07:50What did I forget?
07:51Oh.
07:52Totally tubular.
07:56Oh.
07:57Oh.
07:58Oh.
07:59Oh.
08:00Oh.
08:01Oh.
08:02Oh.
08:03Oh.
08:04Oh.
08:05Okay.
08:06So you, I know you thought she was also like 50.
08:08I thought Acacia was what he saw.
08:11The girls keep sleeping on Acacia.
08:13I live.
08:14She has a whole makeup brand.
08:15I wear her blush every single day.
08:17The blush is bad.
08:18This look, I hate.
08:19But I do.
08:20You do?
08:21I like it.
08:22What do you like about it?
08:23Mm-hmm.
08:24Oh, daddy.
08:25I think I stained the sheets.
08:30When she walked in, and especially walking in last, I was like, fuck, she just won the
08:39season.
08:40Like, damn.
08:41You thought that?
08:42Absolutely.
08:43I was such a big fan of her before.
08:44At talent show, people don't understand how much Ru lived.
08:47Yes.
08:48I think she would have been the top one.
08:49I remember watching that thinking, no!
08:50I'm supposed to be the weird girl.
08:51What is she doing here?
08:52And then she went home, and I said, no.
08:54And then I went, yes.
08:56Yeah.
08:57Who did you think was the biggest threat coming in?
08:59I thought that you were someone to look out for, because you were big and loud.
09:02And you were pretty at the time.
09:04Like you said, you were big, big, big.
09:06Yes.
09:07Mine's was Crystal and Suzy.
09:10I didn't know what to think of Suzy.
09:12What?
09:13No.
09:14As soon as I saw the bad makeup and the funny.
09:17No!
09:18I knew Ru was going to live.
09:19Interesting.
09:20I knew.
09:21Because I know what Ru likes.
09:22I didn't give it to him.
09:24But apparently I didn't applaud what I knew.
09:28Right.
09:29But overall, would I do Drag Race again?
09:32For the 18th time.
09:33My god.
09:34I don't think I can physically.
09:37Ru, if you're watching this, I know you ain't.
09:40You're probably making TikToks.
09:41If you are-
09:42She is!
09:43Yeah.
09:44If you have a day on to make TikToks, please give me the call.
09:47I will do all slides if you ask.
09:49Please.
09:50I want to get proposed to in the Bahamas.
09:51Please.
09:52Only if I win, though.
09:53I want to win.
09:57And we'll see you next week on Pillow Talk with Buttkin.
10:03Oh, fuck!
10:04No!
10:05No!
10:06No!
10:07No!
10:08No!
10:09No!
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