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DRAG☆FOLKS
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00:01Let's wake it up.
00:02Hey girls.
00:05What's up? Welcome back.
00:07Hi, my toy fanatics.
00:09Today, we're going to be talking about toys.
00:11On Pillow Talk.
00:13Shut the fuck up.
00:14With Butt King.
00:15What? You gotta get a little cunty intro.
00:18You're right, you're right.
00:21I've been waiting for this topic all season, okay?
00:26I am, I would say, the doll collector.
00:29I said, I am the doll, the doll pre-doologist.
00:31Right?
00:32Jill Sparkles, she thinks she's the doll girl, but we have...
00:34We have been doing this far beyond the years.
00:36Yes, yes.
00:37What's your favorite doll to collect?
00:38The ones that aren't, like, on the market.
00:40Like, I love going to nasty antique stores
00:42and finding, like, disgusting, evil-looking dolls
00:45and holding them near and dear to my heart.
00:47I love, I love the weird dolls.
00:48So, picture this.
00:50We're walking down the streets of Santiali.
00:52Yes.
00:53We're walking...
00:54Leah just goes,
00:56Look at that doll.
00:57I need to have her.
00:59And I'm like, what?
01:00Don't I look at that baby?
01:01She's like, that one.
01:02I squint.
01:03It's this doll that looks straight out of a horror film.
01:06Kenny Davenport painted eyes.
01:08Yeah.
01:09It's looking like this, like...
01:10She looks like she's like...
01:11It was like some little girl that was cursed by a witch
01:13to be in a doll's body for eternity.
01:15Yes, the Victorian demon child.
01:17And I didn't buy it because I really wanted her to escape that doll body.
01:20No, that's not what it was.
01:21And you were like, oh my god, it's so beautiful.
01:24And the doll's looking back at her like this.
01:26And then she's like, ma'am, ma'am, how much is this?
01:29The girl's like, $74.
01:31She's like...
01:32I was like, ooh.
01:33No, it's not that beautiful.
01:34We actually brought some dolls with me today.
01:40So, we know her.
01:41We know her, my diva, of course.
01:42Oh, yeah.
01:43I'm gonna put her aside.
01:44Bitch, you got my little boo-boo in here.
01:45We're gonna get to little boo-boos in a minute.
01:47This is a doll that someone made of one of my runways.
01:50I don't know if I would call this a doll.
01:51I would call it...
01:52A beast.
01:53A creature.
01:54Isn't she fab?
01:55They even got my teeth right.
01:56Oh my god, the lore of this.
01:59Diva.
02:00And then, of course, we have...
02:01Babe, we have us right here.
02:03This is you.
02:04Oh, that's...
02:05Oh!
02:06Are these how her shoes fell off?
02:08Girl, me and my big feet.
02:09Oh my god.
02:11And I guess this is me.
02:12That's you?
02:13I guess.
02:14Let's get the elephant out of the room.
02:16Let's get the elephant out of the room.
02:17Let's get the elephant out of the room.
02:18Let's talk about little boo-boos.
02:20They're the new...
02:21Girl.
02:22What's the new mini-gaming I feel?
02:23How do you feel about little boo-boos?
02:24Not even, because there's less merit.
02:25Capitalism is in full swing.
02:27And, hey, I think as long as it makes you happy, girl...
02:30Okay, we got real.
02:31Well, no.
02:32It's true.
02:33If you buy a little boo-boo, you're a capitalistic pig.
02:35Yours is ghetto.
02:36Anyway...
02:37Yours is like a rapper.
02:39Mine's a law-abiding citizen.
02:41Oh my god.
02:42She has a day job.
02:43She's a paper day.
02:44Okay?
02:45Working their nine to five.
02:46And look at your bitch.
02:47Rich, honey.
02:48Let's give a SoundCloud rapper.
02:49Rich because of the music industry, baby.
02:59Yeah, oh, oh, it's me.
03:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:02Oh my god.
03:03Work has been so hard.
03:04Hi there.
03:05Hey, bitch.
03:06Oh, my name is Ronald.
03:08Anyway, so I'm here and I have your package here.
03:12It's...
03:14Um...
03:15Took you long enough.
03:16What were you doing?
03:17It's...
03:18It's illegal.
03:20Are you...
03:21Are you a drug dealer?
03:23Yes.
03:25What?
03:26You're supposed to lie.
03:27No, I'm not.
03:29Did you just hit me?
03:30Police!
03:31I'm calling the police!
03:32No, here's the police.
03:33Get the police!
03:34Get the police!
03:35It's me, the cunty police.
03:37How are you?
03:38What's the problem here?
03:39You're not a cunty police.
03:40You're the stripper that works down the street.
03:42Babe, babe.
03:43It's okay.
03:44I can handle this.
03:45Is that your...
03:46Is that your partner?
03:47Yes.
03:48Okay.
03:49Well, she's very...
03:50She's very handsome.
03:51Anyway, so you've been selling all of these drugs.
03:53What are you gonna do about this?
03:54This is bad.
03:55Listen, I didn't say what kind of drug...
03:56They're from the earth, baby.
03:57It's medicinal.
03:58What the fuck is going on here?
03:59Are you...
04:00Are you messing with my partner?
04:01Don't.
04:02Who are fucking you, bitch?
04:03It looks like you could use a nice...
04:05It looks like you could use a job.
04:07Not selling drugs.
04:08I'm just tired of me of bullying you.
04:10You work real hard.
04:11You work at nine to five.
04:12I'm a nurse.
04:13I'm time...
04:14Come back over here rapping, bitch.
04:15It's me.
04:16I turn into a mermaid.
04:17What the fuck is this show?
04:19You're the stripper that works down the street.
04:21I know who you are, bitch.
04:22You can put that little tail on all you want.
04:24We know what you do.
04:25Wait.
04:26You're really pretty.
04:27You're really pretty.
04:28Should we forget about these men and just kiss?
04:31Well, yes.
04:32That's...
04:33No!
04:34And that's the story of how the lights went out in Texas.
04:41Texas.
04:42Were you always...
04:43Did you always used to play with toys like that?
04:44Oh, yes.
04:45Me and my brothers, I would play...
04:46We would have the town mayor.
04:47We would have like a zombie apocalypse every episode.
04:49We would be playing toys down.
04:51Me and my sisters, we used to play paper people.
04:53And we would draw people instead of having dolls.
04:56And we would play with those.
04:57Oh, my God.
04:58And it would get pretty heated.
04:59Some people would like have to be strippers
05:01because they couldn't have enough money to pay the rent.
05:03And we were like fully like 10 years old.
05:04That's crazy.
05:05So, yeah.
05:06Toysman.
05:12Ricky Buck and Dylan.
05:13Ricky Dillon asked.
05:14If y'all were Pokemon, which would you eat to be?
05:18Suduburu.
05:19I would be Suduburu because he's so cute.
05:22Put it in a bag and save it.
05:23I would be Snorlax because, once again,
05:26I could fall asleep at any point in time.
05:28He would be.
05:29Or you'd be Bowser.
05:31That's Mario Party.
05:32No, that's Mario.
05:33You're right.
05:34You're right.
05:35No, who is the one Squirtle?
05:37Oh.
05:42I'm not even going to indulge in that question.
05:44Who do we think has the better doll collection between us two?
05:47Me.
05:49I've not seen a single doll in your house.
05:51I have hundreds of dolls in my house.
05:54Okay, but if we go doll for doll, me at my best and you at your best is not the same.
05:59I have so many dolls.
06:01We didn't say who has the most.
06:02We said who had the best.
06:03Because you'd be picking them up off the street.
06:05I do.
06:06You'd be over here.
06:07Who is this?
06:08Because imagine, imagine you're a doll lying on the street.
06:10You're sad.
06:11Your pants are down.
06:12Your ass is out.
06:13You're in a pile of mud.
06:14And you need some love.
06:16And I have that love to give to you.
06:17This is how diseases are found.
06:18You know what I mean?
06:19People picking up dolls and...
06:21Who did you?
06:22Oh my god, is that a beautiful doll on the street?
06:25My darling, your ass is out.
06:27You're sad.
06:28I'm saving you for the pot, oh yeah.
06:30I will be here to love you for all eternity.
06:33I love you so much.
06:34It's getting hot in here.
06:35Ah!
06:36But she's got a pump on.
06:40That's how it happens.
06:41Oh my god.
06:43I love them all.
06:44On that note, thank you all so much for watching.
06:47And we will see you next time on Pillow Talk with Butt Kid.
06:53Give me all your dolls.
06:54What up?
06:57Ah!
06:58Ah!
06:59That was me!
07:04She's gonna get...
07:05Oh!
07:06Oh!
07:07Oh!
07:13Oh my god.
07:14They're close.
07:15They're close.
07:16They're close.
07:17Ah!
07:18Oh my god.
07:19Yeah.
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