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00:02The one most fit to meet all the criteria.
00:05Who are all that?
00:06Just say, hey, Miss Akira.
00:10The sass, the class, and all this sass.
00:13Miss Akira Chanel dabbing for it.
00:14She's back.
00:15Well, looky, looky.
00:17I see Mama Ru's budget's got bigger.
00:21Akira's a power hitter in this competition.
00:23But where did she get that big old booty from?
00:25You gon' slap it today.
00:27Slap it today.
00:28Miss Ass Almighty, copyright it.
00:31On season 11, I was a force to be reckoned with.
00:33The queen that nobody saw coming.
00:36I got all the way to the finale.
00:38I got to taste the tip of the crown.
00:41Just a tip, just a tip.
00:42Just a tip.
00:44Don't tease me.
00:45I need the whole thing this time around.
00:47Give a bitch a second chance.
00:51Let's see if we have company.
00:54Or the help.
00:58What mother did say, may the best woman win.
01:02I'm Jiggly Caliente from season 4.
01:04The best season ever.
01:08May I call you Jiggly?
01:09Of course, Mama.
01:10Everything's a girl.
01:11Jiggly is a ball of energy and funny.
01:13Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
01:16Season 4 was an amazing opportunity, but it was very emotional.
01:21There was a lot of insecurities that I didn't realize I was projecting.
01:26I mean, you're Jiggly Caliente.
01:28Embrace the jiggly.
01:29I am.
01:32Coming out as a trans woman was a huge weight lifted off my shoulders.
01:36Bitch, you look sickening.
01:38Now, I know who I am as an entertainer.
01:40I know who I am as a queen.
01:42I know who I am as a person.
01:44And I'm coming full force.
01:46Get ready.
01:48Girl, so who else you think is coming?
01:49Well, I hope I'm the only pretty one.
01:52Oh, girl, the shade starts already, honey.
01:54No, it's no sense.
01:55Sorry.
01:55No, she's delusional.
01:57Somebody get her help.
01:58Medic.
02:01I'm back, pack, pack, pack, back again.
02:03Oh.
02:05Bitch, you like a pop simple.
02:06Hey, everyone.
02:07It's Jan from season 12 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
02:10Did you miss me?
02:12You're a beast.
02:14You bring this polish that really should be something to be proud of.
02:17I want to rule the world.
02:20On my season, through my eagerness to win this competition, I came off completely unhinged.
02:26At an 11 the entire time.
02:28Jan, tactic.
02:30All right, you're coming off very intense right now.
02:32I just need you to take a breath and fine tune.
02:34It really sucks.
02:36I think last time, I needed to prove to myself that I had everything that it took to be
02:42a winner.
02:43But now I know that.
02:44And I'm just waiting for the judges to see it.
02:47Because I see it, and that's why I'm here.
02:50New York, New York!
02:52We're here!
02:53Yeah!
02:53Yes!
02:54How are you coming back so soon?
02:55I know, girl.
02:56Fresh off the season, and she's back.
03:02Your saucy homegirl's back, and she's sweeter than before.
03:06Baby!
03:07Y'all better watch y'all, because Miss Raja's back.
03:10Come on through, bitch.
03:13You got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
03:16Two of them.
03:17Two of them.
03:18I see Diana Raja, I see Lola Fulana.
03:21Let me tell you something.
03:22Raja is a bad bitch.
03:24Okay.
03:25But season 11, Raja, she was just a bitch.
03:28Don't try me right now.
03:29I'm not gagging.
03:30She's taking up enough mirror space.
03:32That bad bitch that I claim that I am, that bad bitch that I know that I am, I didn't
03:37show her at all.
03:38Raja looks stressed.
03:40Instead of thinking on the negative, just be you.
03:44Now wait a minute, bitch.
03:46No, wait a minute.
03:48Let me see you one time.
03:50This time, yeah, ma'am, I'm coming for that $100,000.
03:53Bitch, the brakes has been cut, and I'm going full throttle, bitch.
03:57Let's go.
04:01Feeling froggy?
04:04I cannot, what are you wearing?
04:06It's Ginger Minj from the top three of season seven to the bottom four of All Stars 2.
04:11That's right, I'm versatile.
04:13Where in England are you from, Adele?
04:15My house.
04:16She can give you comedy and glamour and acting and singing.
04:19I mean, she's a quadruple threat.
04:21On season seven, I was the OG big girl that made it to the finale.
04:25That's great.
04:25But on All Stars 2, my fate was in the hand of a cavalcade of other cross-dressers.
04:31So the queen that I'm sending home, that's Ginger.
04:35Which one of you bitches gave me warts?
04:40I feel like there's unfinished business.
04:42The glamour toad is back to claim my crown.
04:46And I ain't croaking, bitch.
04:47Are you trying to steal my seat?
04:49I don't need the seat, I need the crown.
04:56I hope you like a doggy style.
04:59Oh my god.
05:04I'm Jada Sofia, Puerto Rico's Oprah Winfrey.
05:09I'm just kidding.
05:11That body is near perfection.
05:14Oh, oh, almost burned my ass.
05:19Oh my god.
05:20That bitch was crazy.
05:21On season three, I got to top four.
05:23Gucci!
05:24Ole!
05:25I got to be, I got to be here.
05:26I got to be here.
05:29And on All Stars, I think I did really well.
05:32But I wanted to show more.
05:34I could be funny, I could be fierce, I could be dark.
05:36You just gave me the challenge and just gave me the runway and I will whoop your asses.
05:41Girl, I'm jealous.
05:42I want my waist back.
05:43Bitch, you pay for it.
05:44God doesn't give it to you, you pay for it.
05:46Yes, ma'am.
05:47I like that.
05:53Season 11, I came for the lunch.
05:56All Stars 6, I'm coming for the dinner.
05:58Look up, bitch, I am your winner.
06:01Oh my god.
06:04Y'all know who it is.
06:06It's Ben Silk with the good milk from season 11.
06:09Huh, you want some.
06:11I'm on a diet.
06:12I love me some silky nutmeg ganache.
06:15There's a magic to Silky that you can't deny.
06:18Can I get your phone on?
06:21When I watch season 11, I still love everything about me.
06:26But there was a lot of points where I was just like, oh baby, you are doing it wrong, bitch.
06:29If I would have missed things for my motherfucking life today, bitch, I was motherfucking ready.
06:35It was a little sloppy.
06:38Nah.
06:39But now that I get this second chance, I need to focus on me, my drag, my garments, and my
06:44talent.
06:44But, because bitch, it's about to go down.
06:47Silky got oatmeal in her titties.
06:48Oatmeal titties?
06:49No girl, why you playing?
06:50That's buttermilk.
06:57I have a box for delivery.
06:59But I heard you only accept them in the rear.
07:02I'm Pandora Box, and I'm from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 2 and All Stars 1.
07:07Elsa got old.
07:09I can't believe that bitch went into my purse and took that win.
07:11She is a fantastic comedienne.
07:14I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
07:16I was Miss Congeniality of Season 2, and I was not Miss Congeniality of All Stars.
07:24Why do you think the universe has paired you two together?
07:28I'm glutton for punishment.
07:30Oh, dear.
07:31If I was by myself, I would have won.
07:33I need another shot, because I want to win it all.
07:37I want to win a challenge, and then I want to win another challenge, another challenge,
07:40and then I want the crown.
07:41Hi, everybody.
07:43Everybody looks gorgeous.
07:44You, too.
07:45That was beautiful.
07:46Back to all of you.
07:52That's a hat, honey.
07:55Off to the races.
07:57Girl, is that?
07:58Yes!
07:59Girl, that's Carnella Bell.
08:00I love it, man.
08:01Is it Carnella Bell?
08:03Scarlett didn't be back again, and I couldn't be more excited.
08:07All Stars wants me, and the feeling is mutual.
08:12Scarlett is a leading lady.
08:14Oh, my God.
08:16New phone.
08:17Who did?
08:18Not so fast.
08:20My journey on season 11 was unquestionably cut short.
08:24Who?
08:25She'd go home tonight.
08:26Scarlett and me.
08:27Scarlett.
08:28Scarlett.
08:28Scarlett.
08:29All of those bitches said my name on the runway.
08:33Hi, girls.
08:34How are you doing?
08:35Wow, it's good for everyone.
08:36I am here to show the world they were wrong, and win $100,000.
08:44There's four from season 11.
08:45Wow.
08:47You brought some scissors back with you?
08:48No.
08:49No scissors.
08:50She did.
08:50I hope she got them short.
08:54Representing Panama, it's Serena Cha-Cha.
08:58Ole.
08:58Okay.
09:00Hey, Chatterinas.
09:01It's mother hair, Serena Cha-Cha.
09:04That's right.
09:04The Wickstress is back.
09:06You are a young and talented queen with so much more to show the world.
09:11I can see your seafood platter.
09:14Season 5, I was so young, I'm so new to drag.
09:17You only auditioned for this thing once, being 21 and getting right away once.
09:21That season had some of the strongest queens, period.
09:24I mean, Titan queens.
09:25I mean, like, the best of the best.
09:27And I wasn't ready for that.
09:28We're all in the same caliber.
09:30Except for Serena.
09:33But now?
09:33I'm ready.
09:34Oh, my God.
09:34I'm so ready.
09:35Is anybody going to get that?
09:37I will.
09:38I will.
09:38Eight years later.
09:41Oh, shit.
09:42I think I just hit the microphone.
09:45God, hello, everybody.
09:47Can I kiss everybody yet?
09:48Oh, we don't know where you've been, bitch.
09:56Oh, girl.
09:57You got female.
10:03Did somebody say fish?
10:05I haven't eaten all day.
10:07Since season two.
10:09So much has happened to me.
10:10And I feel like it's time for me to reintroduce myself.
10:15I am Kylie Sonny Glove.
10:16You can call me Kylie.
10:18All my friends do.
10:20Ooh.
10:21The devil went down to Georgia.
10:23The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
10:27Ride that cannon.
10:28Yeah, that hits the spot.
10:29Season two was a great experience for me.
10:33I believed in my talent then and my potential.
10:37But I knew that was not my moment.
10:40I want you to come out from behind the mask.
10:42It's almost like if you were to peek inside of a cocoon.
10:47I had so much more to grow.
10:50Sashay away.
10:52Finally!
10:54Leave that anywhere.
10:55Move on in.
10:56And I have been dreaming about the second chance forever.
11:01I'll take that, please.
11:03I plan on winning this shit, okay?
11:05So get the fuck ready.
11:06I just want to say that I am so glad that we got the girls this season.
11:10Like that means a lot to me.
11:11We've always had the girls.
11:20You know that I'm fucked up, right?
11:23I am the lip-sync assassin of season six, and I am Trinity K. Bonet.
11:28I love Trinity's creativity.
11:31Every little detail, just gorgeous.
11:33You give me Naomi Campbell down.
11:36Stop flushing that toilet so much, you're going to run my damn light bill up.
11:40In season six, I thought I had an idea of what Rupal's Drag Race was, but I had no clue.
11:45Trinity, I don't know why your back is turned.
11:47You have to play to the camera.
11:48The stage plays and the music, like, it was just a lie.
11:52Sorry, if I suck, I suck.
11:53You freaked yourself out.
11:54I have never been critiqued, and it made me feel small.
11:57I'm trying to drag, pun intended, yourself out, because when I see you lip-sync, I see it there.
12:03It's there.
12:04Exactly.
12:05I had it all then.
12:07I just didn't believe in myself like everybody else did, and now you can't tell me nothing.
12:11That's the advantage of being an all-star, because you get to change the narrative.
12:15This is redemption time.
12:17Welcome in, bitch.
12:18What's up?
12:19Welcome in.
12:20About fucking time.
12:21Yeah, girl.
12:26Eureka, you found it.
12:27Work it.
12:28Again, and again, and again.
12:31Well, maybe third time's charm.
12:32Hell.
12:32Listen, girl, McMama is back.
12:36Got them all-star lips, bitch.
12:38Yeah!
12:40I've come to you from East Tennessee.
12:42She gives us glamorous looks with a sense of humor.
12:45My goodness, I want to look like that when I go home to my husband tonight.
12:48I'm Heidi Zubo, y'all.
12:52Season 9, I popped a knee.
12:54Season 10, I didn't win, you see, but all-star sticks?
12:57That crowns for me.
13:00You win, you die!
13:03Hey!
13:04Oh, my God!
13:04Oh, my God, there's a lot of...
13:06Hiya!
13:07Eureka's always evolving, always elevating, and I promise y'all, Miss Eureka is bringing
13:12the glow up, bitch, y'all are going to be like, and y'all going to eat it again.
13:1913 bitches.
13:2013.
13:21I literally could die.
13:21This is insane.
13:22Insane.
13:23So, this is the most girl that's ever been on all-star?
13:25Yeah.
13:25I hope that's it.
13:26Ooh!
13:27Hello, hello, hello!
13:31It's a family reunion.
13:35What a gorgeous gaggle of glamazons.
13:39I am honored to have you here because I believe in second chances, and I believe in you.
13:46Now, you'll be happy to hear that All-Stars is still a roomocracy.
13:53Each week, each of you will vote for the bottom queen that you think deserves the chop.
14:01But, don't get it twisted.
14:03This season of All-Stars is going to be a game within a game.
14:07There we go.
14:08There we go.
14:09And a masterclass in survival.
14:13Rock!
14:13Another.
14:14There we go.
14:15More on that later.
14:18Now, before the competition begins officially, it's time to reveal one more queen.
14:27One more queen?
14:28What?
14:28One more queen.
14:30Queens everywhere.
14:31What?
14:32How many holes y'all got hurt?
14:34See, why y'all gotta make it hard?
14:36Why y'all gotta make it hard?
14:37Okay, girl.
14:40Hell no, baby.
14:42Oh, hell no.
14:44Hell no, hell no.
14:49The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics, a coveted
14:56spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a gas prize of $100,000.
15:00You're already great, say the best Jack we win, Jack we win.
15:07Before the competition begins officially, it's time to reveal one more queen.
15:14Oh, I'm a queen.
15:16Oh, hell no.
15:18Oh, ma'am.
15:20Please give a warm Drag Race welcome to my pal, Miss Piggy.
15:30Kissy, kissy, so thrilled to see you.
15:36Miss Piggy.
15:39And here I am, dressed as Kermit the Hog.
15:41The moment you called, I dropped everything and...
15:45Wait a second.
15:46I thought you and moi were having an intimate day-a-day.
15:50Who are all these fabulous queens behind you?
15:53Miss Piggy, darling, these are my all-stars.
15:56We're shooting our show.
15:57So nice to meet you.
15:59Hi.
16:00But enough of them, Ru.
16:02Let's talk about us.
16:03Well, maybe you can help me with today's mini-challenge.
16:06Moi?
16:06Help?
16:07After I had to wait all these years for you to even ask me to be on your show?
16:14I'd love to.
16:17And now, in the grand tradition of the legendary documentary, Paris is Burning...
16:23The library is about to open.
16:26Because reading is what?
16:28I'm looking at home.
16:30So, Miss Piggy, would you like me to call up each queen so you can...
16:34Back up, sweet thing.
16:34I know what I'm doing.
16:36Oh.
16:36First up, Kylie Sonny Globe.
16:39Kylie Sonny.
16:40Yes.
16:40Yes.
16:41Yes, buddy.
16:42Ow.
16:44Hakeria Davenport.
16:45I just know you're going to carry on that notorious tradition of the Davenport and go home without the crown.
16:52Ginger Manj, bitch, you are shaped like a deep breath.
16:59Raja, I think I can speak for everybody when I say, what the hell are you doing here?
17:05Don't nobody else freak.
17:06Okay.
17:07Silky, nutmeg, ganache.
17:09You see me.
17:09The cookbook says B.E. Oh, so ready.
17:12So I have came prepared with a comb and grease.
17:14And I am willing to braid your shit back because I refuse to let you walk around this workroom like
17:18Don King for another season.
17:20Yes, ma'am.
17:22Pandora's box.
17:23When the CDC said that there should be no gatherings more than 10 people, Pandora was like, my show should
17:28be fine.
17:57Oh, jeez.
18:02Ginger Minj, oh my God. I love your husband, CJ. He's a top. You know what that makes ginger? Rock
18:09bottom.
18:11Yorika O'Hara from HBO's We're Here. We wish you weren't.
18:17Chan Backpack. Chan is so uptight she doesn't need tape to tuck.
18:22Look at this cast, Rue. God, my cholesterol is higher than your standards these days.
18:27All right. Jiggly Caliente. May I call you stupid?
18:35Silky.
18:36Don't do me in, bitch.
18:37Oh, she was in such a hurry to get here. She put her ass on backwards today.
18:45Pandora's box.
18:45Oh, this bitch is so old. Her wigs have osteoporosis.
18:51Ginger Minj, the actor of the group.
18:53Can you finally act like you have some taste?
18:56Pandora's box. Now you're supposed to be the box that unleashes all...
19:00Is bitterness one of them?
19:03Silky, I remember when you were dressed up as a cockroach on the runway.
19:07That's the closer you can get to cock.
19:13Serena, Shasha.
19:15Shasha.
19:19So, Neek.
19:20As Lady Gaga once said, there can be a hundred people in the room and 99 have no idea who
19:25you are.
19:26Oh, oh.
19:27Ouch.
19:28But you won't fucking forget me after this.
19:32Trinity K. Bonet, the holy trinity.
19:35Bad teeth, bad personality, and bad attitude.
19:39Ow!
19:39Dang.
19:42It's like a hard laugh.
19:43Jiggly, Callie.
19:45Callie.
19:46Rue, I just can't bring myself to lie already.
19:48It's nothing hot about this bitch, but they wig.
19:50Ooh!
19:52Raja D. O'Hara.
19:53Well, girl, you lip-synced a lot on season 11.
19:56Don't worry, sis. You won't be lip-syncing none this season.
19:58Trust me, no tops for you.
19:59A Curious C. Davenport.
20:02One of the realest bitches I know from the waist up.
20:06Jan, in the middle of a global pandemic, we should stay safe every week.
20:11Do you have any advice?
20:15Munch, munch, crunch, crunch. Jan ate everything during quarantine for lunch.
20:24Fuck y'all. Y'all ain't gonna laugh at me?
20:26Say something funny.
20:27Say something funny?
20:28Ms. Eureka O'Hara.
20:31The only thing thinning on you is your hairline.
20:34Oh, my God!
20:38Ladies, I've consulted with Ms. Piggy.
20:41The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
20:44Ginger.
20:46Woo!
20:47Woo!
20:48So, Ginger, you've won a $2,500 gift card from Isley NYC.
20:55Now, Ms. Piggy, can you stay?
20:58Oh, I'd love to, Roo-Poo, but I'm having lunch with my dear friend, Porkchop.
21:03And the first one to make a pig joke is toast.
21:06Oh, okay. All right.
21:07Bye!
21:08Bye, Ms. Piggy!
21:08Bye!
21:11We love you, Ms. Piggy!
21:13I cannot believe it took so long for them to ask me to be on this show.
21:16Next time I see Roo, I am going to tell her...
21:18Wait, Ms. Piggy, we can still hear you.
21:20I'm going to tell her how much I love her!
21:23I love you, Roo!
21:25That's your queens!
21:28Woo!
21:29Yay!
21:31All right, All-Stars, for this week's maxi-challenge,
21:34you need to show the world how your charisma, unique, disturbing talent has grown.
21:40In the all-star, star-studded, variety extravaganza!
21:48All-Stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win!
21:53Woo!
21:55Oh, yay!
21:56Congratulations!
21:58Oh, thank you so much.
21:59One of our best times.
22:01Work it!
22:02Oh, wait, they got to make up wild now.
22:04Yes, and it's that's brave to you.
22:06Bitch, I'm right here.
22:06Oh, yay, neighbor!
22:08We're here, and we get to rewrite her story.
22:11I'm, like, really excited to be back.
22:12But I got to say, the group is strong.
22:14Okay.
22:14This is a group of badass bitches, let me tell you.
22:18We are so diverse.
22:20Representing the POC, the house down.
22:22Your eyes look amazing, bitch.
22:24Thank you, it's all real.
22:25We have transgender women in this competition.
22:28We also have full-figure, body-positive queens.
22:32Period, poo.
22:33Oh, I'm here for it, I'm here for it.
22:34But most of all, I see talent, talent, talent.
22:38Can I unzip your dress?
22:39The zip is right here, bitch.
22:41Oh, no, I wanted to do this one.
22:44Jiggly and I have been very close friends for years and years and years.
22:48I'm so excited you're here, and I'm here.
22:50I am so excited to be here.
22:51And it's important to have friends in this competition.
22:53What is that?
22:54The train is wrong.
22:56You leave Nana's knockers out of this.
22:59But I'll be damned if I become the head of the Bitter Old Lady Brigade again,
23:03because that is not a good strategy.
23:05I'm here to love all of you with consent.
23:09Oh, Serena, you're cute over there, okay?
23:12I'm surprised to see you here, but not really surprised to see you here.
23:15You have really stepped up your game with everything.
23:17Thank you so much.
23:18I'm so proud to see you here, because, girl, a lot of us need second chances.
23:23Yes.
23:23And you needed one.
23:24I know that I have everything it takes to come here and snatch this crowd.
23:28It's a very strong group, though.
23:30Exactly.
23:31I'll be scared.
23:31But I cannot believe there are so many strong contenders with great talent.
23:36In this room right now, I mean, it's insane.
23:39I think the only strategy that works is make it to the top.
23:42That's it.
23:42Hold your top spot.
23:44And $100,000.
23:45$100,000.
23:46Fight.
23:51Come on, we gotta be done.
23:52Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
23:55Okay, my turn, my turn, my turn.
23:57Okay, come on, what?
23:58Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
24:00Our first maxi challenge is the all-star variety show.
24:05This is where we get to see who's here to play and who's here to slay.
24:09What is it that you're going to do?
24:11I wrote a song for my mom.
24:13It's just like in remembrance to her.
24:15What are you doing?
24:15A lot of people from Drag Race don't really know who I am.
24:19So I wanted to write a song that's like introducing myself.
24:22You're a fierce queen.
24:23Like, girl, I thought I was going to be the fishy queen.
24:26You are the fishy queen.
24:27I'm the whale queen.
24:29That's still a fish.
24:30I mean, it's a mammal.
24:31It's a mammal.
24:34Miss Thing, what are you doing today?
24:35I'm doing a little light comedy.
24:37See if I can be the first bitch not to go home on the mic.
24:39Definitely don't want to be that girl.
24:41Everybody knows that every bitch that has done comedy
24:44on the variety show has went home.
24:46Your brim smells exactly like your ass.
24:49I know I'm taking a risk, but I am the TKB,
24:52and my head is in the game.
24:54But you just nobody wants to go home first.
24:56But I feel good about it.
24:57Whatever.
25:03Yesterday, a room said it's a game within a game.
25:08What does that mean?
25:09I just learned to not guess when it comes to drag race.
25:13Well, we all know the dynamic of All-Star.
25:15Like, bitch, okay, if I win,
25:16I seriously have to send one of these motherfuckers home.
25:20But honestly, it's not just if you win.
25:22We all have to still vote for somebody to go home.
25:25Have y'all thought about strategy?
25:27Uh-oh.
25:29This I got to hear.
25:30Speaking for myself, I'm singled out from everybody
25:32because I'm the only season six girl here.
25:34And I'm the only season four.
25:35I'm one of four from season 11.
25:37I'm one of four that are fat.
25:38I'm one of six that are black.
25:40Like, I'm part of everybody group,
25:41but I don't want people to think that I'm here for our lives.
25:44My thing is here, I just want to be fair.
25:46Right.
25:46When I look around the room, I see familiar faces.
25:49But I don't have nobody's cell phone number in my phone.
25:52I don't talk to nobody on Facebook or Instagram.
25:55And that's scary.
25:56Because if I have a bad week,
25:57these girls are my only hope to stay in this competition.
26:00I'm excited to cheer everyone on.
26:03I'm such a cheerleader.
26:04I'm telling you.
26:05Bitch, what?
26:06Back in my day, we didn't do all that kumbaya.
26:09Yeah.
26:09Okay.
26:11We need the high-a-cool high-a-cool.
26:13High-a-cool.
26:16Bitch, okay?
26:19Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.
26:25Wait.
26:25Somebody's phone.
26:26Can you?
26:27Michelle?
26:27No.
26:28Oh, it's mine.
26:29Sorry.
26:29I gotta take this.
26:30What's up?
26:31RuPaul, what is going on?
26:33I thought that was your best friend.
26:34Oh, honey, you are, sis.
26:37Of course you are.
26:37Then what is Michelle Visage still doing on your show?
26:40Michelle?
26:41You promised that moi would be on the judging panel of Drag Race.
26:46Hey, um, love you, Miss Piggy.
26:48Gotta go.
26:49But, hey, talk later.
26:51Duh.
26:53Well, if it isn't my other best friend, Michelle Visage.
26:58Pork you.
27:00Style superstar Carson Cressy now is variety the spice of life.
27:05Oh, I always thought it was cumin.
27:06Are you pronouncing that right?
27:09And the hilarious Ross Matthews.
27:12Ross, can you believe this is season six of All Stars?
27:17Let's get six-ing.
27:19This week we challenge our queens to shine
27:22in the All Stars star-studded variety extravaganza.
27:26So sit back, relax, and let them entertain you.
27:30All Stars, start your engines.
27:32And may the best drag queen win.
27:34Let the All Stars star-studded variety extravaganza begin.
27:41Jan, you're safe.
27:45Not this.
27:46I'm done with crying, all my tears are dry.
27:49I spread my wings, now mama watch me fly.
27:52You're gonna hear my voice around the world.
27:56I'm not your average guy.
27:58Yeah, you're gonna feel the
28:00Janice!
28:01So get into me.
28:03Cause I'm that bitch you wish you could be.
28:06Janice!
28:07Janice!
28:09Janice!
28:10Woo!
28:11Janice!
28:12Janice!
28:13Janice!
28:15Janice!
28:16Janice!
28:18Janice!
28:19Jeee!
28:19Wow!
28:21You're gonna get the mouth fit!
28:23They say I'm weird, they say I'm kooky, they say I'm ridiculous.
28:28And you know what, they're absolutely right
28:35Yea!!
28:36Wait! What??
28:55Pandora is season!
28:57Call the man it's bitch!
28:59Yom!
29:00Yom!
29:02Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
29:06Let the Joe begin!
29:07Strong and feminine.
29:09Fierce but elegant.
29:11Personified.
29:12Within me is magical.
29:13Hey, I'll work it.
29:15May I call you Jiggly?
29:17Yes, Mama.
29:19Get it down.
29:20You don't like me, my toes, my friends, my beat, my style,
29:23my flow, my wind.
29:23Shit.
29:24Bitches, they ain't on me.
29:25I don't care, and I lose no sleep.
29:26When you're gonna learn, when you're gonna learn it
29:28I bring the fire to make you burn
29:31I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck
29:33I don't give a fuck
29:34Woo!
29:34D-Z-Z-N-I-N-I-N-I-N-I-N-I-N-I-N-I-N-I-N
29:41-I!
29:41Oh!
29:43All right!
29:47Go get these hoes.
29:50Ow!
29:51Ooh!
29:52Come on, Jiggle.
29:54I know you want me.
29:56And now you got me.
29:58The race is on.
29:59It ain't nobody gonna stop me.
30:01I took some time, discovered who I am.
30:04I'm more than just a part, I'm a girl with a plan
30:07So when I hit the stage, I know I lead the race
30:11But for the girls like us, no need to make a fuss
30:14Cause I've been here for many years, y'all been asleep
30:18I'm about to wake your asses up and you can call me so neat
30:22Oh my god, Miss Kylie
30:28Like she's one of those girls that you just want to throw cheeseburgers at her and pray she gets fat
30:34In real life
30:40Alright, Miss
30:41If you give me a minute of your time, I hope to make a dress that's sublime
30:46Ross, ready, set, go
30:50Alright, Miss Kylie
30:51Get it, girl
30:56Oh, that bitch is doing it
30:59Okay
31:00Is she really sewing?
31:02She's sewing, though
31:04How am I doing on time?
31:0540 seconds left
31:06Amazing
31:11Come on, Sam
31:12Oh, she's really gonna go through with this
31:13Okay, bitch, this is real tragic
31:1530 seconds left
31:16Thank you, 30 seconds
31:20Yes, Raja
31:20Come on, Sam
31:22Wait a minute, bitch, you all done?
31:24Oh, is she gonna get it? Is she gonna get that dress?
31:27Yeah, let's get it
31:28Uh-uh
31:3210, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
31:45Yeah, let's get it
31:48Yeah, let's get it
31:48Thank you
31:49Thank you
31:50I love your dress
31:52I'm happy with you, yeah
31:54Yeah, I'm happy with you, yeah
31:55Yeah, I'm happy with you, yeah
31:56Yeah, I say
31:57What did you say?
31:59I say
31:59Oh, wait
32:00Hang to back
32:01Hang to back
32:02Hang to back
32:02Hang to back
32:03Hang to back
32:04Are you ready for a birthday?
32:06These other girls better get back
32:07And get to the party
32:08But you know that
32:09A beautiful goddess has to stay back
32:10I push it up
32:11Cause I'm black while I'm black
32:12Beauty as kids
32:13Ain't a beauty as sad
32:14But I don't want to fuck
32:15I want the piece on the glove
32:17Stop playing with me, girl
32:19Akyria is fierce
32:20Like, I just watch her going
32:22I want to be like her
32:25Akyria, oh, but you hear
32:26Oh, that twerking is a blessing
32:27And so it's my own
32:28Akyria, oh, but you hear
32:29Oh, the body of a goddess
32:31Place in place
32:31Akyria, oh, but you hear
32:33Oh, black is a blessing
32:34Winning this race
32:39Yes, bitch
32:40Rupal done brought me back
32:41And I'm dressed like a
32:42Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
32:47Uh, shit
32:48I look like a
32:50Like a
32:50Like a
32:52Like a
32:52Like a what?
32:55A Power Ranger with a bad tuck
32:57Alright, look
32:58See, let me tell y'all something
32:59For the last seven years
33:00People have been asking me
33:01About my grandmother
33:02And this damn light bill
33:04Well, last Thanksgiving
33:05I had the opportunity
33:06To host Thanksgiving
33:07At my house
33:08And grandma came on through
33:10How the tables had turned
33:12She came in
33:13Plugging up her laptop
33:14I politely came behind her
33:16And unplugged it
33:17Okay
33:17You're gonna have to
33:18Plug that shit up
33:19In your car, grandma
33:20You're running up
33:21My light bill
33:22She wanted to read her Bible
33:23With the table lamp
33:24I politely cut it off
33:25And handed her a flashlight
33:27You're gonna have to
33:28Get the word
33:28Like, uh,
33:30Summer's
33:30Uh, uh
33:33Ooh, Trinity
33:34No
33:35When it was time
33:36To go to sleep
33:36I politely cut the circuit
33:38Break off
33:38I was slick
33:39But she was slicker
33:41Because when it's time
33:41For her to leave
33:42She politely sent me
33:43A cash app request
33:44For $450
33:45For all the money
33:46That she'd start
33:47On food
33:48And preparing it
33:49So I was late on my light bill
33:50And they politely
33:51Cut my shit off too
34:00Yeah
34:01Sure
34:04God damn it
34:08Welcome back
34:09To the all-star
34:10Star-studded
34:11Variety
34:12Extravaganza
34:14Inside the hurricane
34:17There is a peaceful plane
34:20It ain't no storm
34:22I'm gonna keep
34:23Me away
34:24Stand up
34:26And come together
34:27Stand up
34:29To understand
34:32One another
34:33No matter
34:35Who you are inside
34:37Or the flag you fly
34:40Let's stand up
34:42As one
34:43Stand up
34:44And come together
34:46Stand up
34:48Stand up
34:49We can stand up
34:52We can come together
35:09We can stand up
35:18We can come together
35:20Oh my
35:22Oh my
35:39Wrong
35:47Yan
36:02Can I take you out of church today?
36:05All right, then I need your help.
36:07Just clap with me like this.
36:10All right, now.
36:11Oh, this little light of mine
36:16I'm gonna let it shine
36:18Oh, this great light of mine
36:23I'm gonna let it shine
36:26This great light of mine
36:30I'm gonna let it shine
36:33Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine
36:39All right, amen.
36:43Ushers, please bring in the collection plates.
36:47My mother grew and drag race families
36:50Welcome to El Mercado de las Pelucas
36:52I got wigs, mommy queens
36:55Natch and fold it, flip it, throw it
36:57Tease it, blaze it, brush it, blow it
36:58Dive, style it, wave it, perfect
37:00Cut it, curl it, shake it, go it
37:02T-work, bitch, it's alright
37:05Excuse me, bet me soon
37:07Does anybody have a bummer pin or a stapler?
37:09Cause I'm about to leave you bald
37:12Now wigs, mommy queens
37:15That's okay
37:16Natch and fold it, flip it, throw it, tease it, blaze it
37:18Brush it, blow it, style it, wave it, burn it
37:21Cut it, curl it, shake it, blow it
37:23Snatch and fold it, flip it, throw it, tease it, blaze it
37:25Brush it, blow it, style it, wave it, hurt it, cut it, curl it, shake it, go it
37:33Yes, ma'am
37:34Dummy, yummy, sweet like honey, I'll be your gummy bear
37:38Eating veggies on the weekdays, rules that make you want to freak days
37:41What you know about cheat days, life is hard, eat from carbs
37:44Listen to ginger, eat dessert before dinner
37:47Bigger or thinner, they all gon' want your figure
37:51Gummy, yummy, yummy, bad, bad, bad, bad
37:54Gummy, yummy, yummy, bad, bad, bad, bad
37:57It ain't no question, I got that confection
37:59Serve it up to perfection, cause sugar school's in session
38:03All
38:05Like your mama used to say
38:06Yeah, we got that chemistry, unless you work in dentistry
38:10Gummy, yummy, yummy, bad, bad, bad, bad
38:13Gummy, yummy, yummy, bad, bad, bad, bad
38:26Fuck up, girl, I'll continue
38:29La perre's in the house
38:31If you want a lazy man, girl
38:33You gotta work with your body, darling
38:35And I can work with your body, darling
38:37Follow me
38:38Giggle, Giggle, Giggle, Giggle, Giggle, Giggle, Giggle
38:43Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
38:45Shake those pop, shake those pop, shake those pop, shake those pop
38:48Shake those pop, shake those pop
38:56Shake those pop, whack those pop
39:02Work, work, work, work
39:03Work, work, work, work
39:03And I can work with your body, darling
39:05Almost hit my back
39:07Giggle, Giggle, Giggle, Giggle, Giggle
39:10I have absolutely no idea what I'm watching right now
39:14Next time
39:15Get the queen of the so-ar
39:18Awwww
39:20holding up
39:21This episode speaking
39:32welcome queens now before the judging begins here are the rules each week i will choose one top
39:40all-star she will choose the bottom queen she thinks should go home the rest of you will cast
39:47your vote for the bottom queen you think should get the chop the top all-star of the week will
39:53lip
39:54sync for her legacy against a secret lip-sync assassin if the top all-star wins the lip-sync
40:00she'll win ten thousand dollars and the bottom queen she chose will get the chop if the lip-sync
40:08assassin wins she will reveal the queen the group has voted to send home now i'm going to say the
40:16same thing in mandarin chinese all-stars when i call your name please step forward eureka
40:24akira c davenport jiggly caliente jan kylie sonique love scarlet envy ginger minge
40:39ladies you are all safe you may leave the stage
40:49good luck ladies ladies you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week it's time for the judge's
40:57critiques starting with silky nutmeg ganache oh silk is sick in that silky i love when you kicked it
41:05off and you gave us all the clap right and we were all in it and then i really wanted
41:10you to bring it
41:10home you know have that big church finish but it sort of just ended in a church pew halfway through
41:16the
41:16song the tempo changes and we're just i was like do i clap now i don't know what i'm doing
41:20but you look
41:21absolutely beautiful love this outfit i thought you had great energy i just think the performance
41:27kind of fell a little bit but silky you can play the piano honey thank you that was fun to
41:33watch
41:34thank you silky all right up next trinity k bonet cute outfit you look incredible like i love this
41:43look from the top of your head to the little points on your shoes i even love the hair but
41:47on tv it almost
41:48makes you pull your head back so you can see us because it was getting in your eyes i was
41:51so
41:51excited when you came out because you just looked like you were in charge of it it's just when you
41:55stumble in comedy it's really hard to get the audience back and i think you just got nervous
42:01i i take all the critiques and i completely agree thank you chenny thank you up next raja o'hara
42:08i've seen this before from bianca del rio i've never seen it in a minute though this was very
42:15impressive this is a dress that people would buy and you could whip out 60 of them in an hour
42:22and
42:23smartly just showing us the black part of the fabric so then when you reveal this purple metallic
42:29carson i almost had a gay heart attack over here yeah thank you thank you up next zara sophia hi
42:37oh my
42:38goodness i'm trying to put into words what we um witnessed but it was so stupid and stupid is
42:45good on the main stage of blue paul's drag race we were all hysterical rue it took him 20 minutes
42:50to
42:51like stop laughing the line at the end next time give the queen a dollars
42:58that is poetry to my ears i legitimately think you might be insane and i'm crazy for you thank you
43:06thank
43:07you so much my pleasure up next pandora box you are ridiculous ridiculous is in my head i haven't
43:15seen someone using that many dicks on stage in years pandora it was just funny you looked stunning and it
43:23was very entertaining we were engaged the entire time you were so funny it was so enjoyable to watch
43:29i loved it thank you all right up next serena cha-cha there's something fun about a drag queen singing
43:37about wigs i think you look beautiful i can definitely see how you've evolved thank you however
43:43idea great execution not as great it was almost like when you go to a broadway show and the sets
43:49are
43:49gorgeous and the costumes are amazing and they start doing the number and you're like oh i'm just not as
43:54interested as i thought i would be you know i started having fun with it when she started cha-cha
43:58-ing
43:58but you only did that for like four bars um i wish i would have done more of that because
44:03it's it's more
44:04me thank you ladies i think we've heard enough based on the judges critiques i've made some decisions
44:13jar sophia congratulations you are the top all-star of the week
44:21you've won a seven-night vacation at a luxury villa in southern italy courtesy of my gay getaway.com
44:30raj o'hara pandora box you're safe
44:35silky nutmeg ganache you are safe
44:41thank you trinity cable name serena cha-cha
44:47i'm sorry my dears but you are the bottom two all-stars of the week
44:52thank you ladies you may leave the stage
45:02what's the team
45:04i win the first maxi challenge congratulations to yada
45:11yada one
45:12yes
45:14i'm excited but i'm nervous because it's so much responsibility now but it feels like eating a
45:20sour candy so who's in the bottom two i'm in the bottom
45:23the tree is trinity because i have to deliberate between this motherfucker if i win the lip sync
45:28i'm gonna take serena cha-cha first we gotta talk i didn't think i'd get a second chance to compete
45:34on
45:34drag race and now i am on the and i'm crushed inside first of all i hate this position and
45:40it's just so
45:41difficult for me well what i have to say is
45:45me senti espectacular lo mejor de mi di lo mejor de mi y no me arrepiento si lo pudiera cambiar
45:50i would have danced more chacha but al final lo di todo i give it my all like
45:57but that's the important thing if i have the opportunity to stay i'm here to fight
46:01motherfucker trinity what's the thesis so what happened i just wanted to be different and i
46:07think i had the right attention it just girl just bombed you know rupaul last yeah i'm thinking to
46:15myself you are possibly about to go home on the first night and the up part about this whole situation
46:22is your fate is in the hands of these bitches that you don't even know i need y'all to
46:27know from the
46:27bottom of my heart i've grown a lot and i would kill to like keep fighting with y'all then
46:33i don't
46:34lose no sleep if i go home why should you be saved over trinity cabone i strive for perfection with
46:40my
46:41drag and i'm here to fight there's a mission that i think i'm meant to do to take what we
46:45do here to
46:46the rest of latin america that's what i want to do and you're sweet and you're probably going to do
46:50really well let's vote her out get rid of this hole i tend to beat myself up a lot like
46:58oh you
46:58could have did better you could have did this you could have did that my nerves got the best of
47:01me but nerves mean that you care about what you're doing if you don't get nervous you don't care
47:07i want to be here so bad and i know that i have all that it takes to make it
47:13to the top i don't
47:14know what's gonna happen like i i still don't know i just want you to i love you and i
47:20love
47:20and i appreciate you and i know this is a difficult time for you thank you so much if i
47:25have to base my
47:25decision based off whatever they did in the challenge serena look better and 30 she it up i
47:33love you but if she has a chance she's gonna come back from this i think she has the potential
47:39to go all
47:40way to the top so i don't know what i'm gonna do everything is all fun and games but here
47:50comes
47:51the tough part ain't no friendships no more after this this is where it ends all the happiness all the
47:58goodness all the care bear is out of the window everybody is now mortal kombat fighting for your life
48:08love you i love you sis i'm so sorry
48:16i really don't want to go home tonight i don't want to go home
48:22i hope that we can start a sisterhood if you leave tonight
48:28comedy is one of the hardest things in the world to do i'm sorry i'm sorry sister i vote for
48:36trinity
48:45it's hard for me to pick somebody like that but i have to think strategy
48:49strategy i don't know how to say that strategically i can see it strategically i did it and my strategy
48:58is to send the best home because that's the best competition i mean i will manella everybody
49:09welcome back jara sophia are you ready to meet your opponent
49:18it's time to present this week's lip sync assassin oh my god come on money
49:26bitch you gotta go who'll be wearing a gown i'd share this curtain is taking 30 minutes roll that
49:33bitch up reveal yourself all the all the beads bitch who is that i can't tell
49:43oh my god
49:49miss coco mantrice is the goddamn lip-sync assassin what first and foremost what
49:56coco mantrice welcome my dear mommy she's back
50:01coco is a lip-syncher she's on every single word i hope miss mama is ready
50:08bitch two queens stand before me
50:12jara this is your chance to impress me win ten thousand dollars
50:18and earn the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop
50:26the time has come to lip-sync for your legacy
50:32good luck and dirt
50:37fuck it up
50:43this ship that ice cold michelle fights for that white gold
50:47this one for them hood girls them good girls straight masterpieces
50:51silent wildin living it up in the city got chucks on with shane ron gotta kiss myself so pretty
51:27i'm
51:28Don't believe me, just watch
51:30Fuck it up, fuck it up my ass
51:34Like, I don't even know if I cussed it much
51:35And I don't cussed it much, but yes I do
51:37Oh my girl, my baby, get it right
51:40Hey, hey, hey, hey
51:42Alright then
51:43Don't believe me, just watch
51:45Don't believe me, just watch
51:49Don't believe me, just watch
51:51Hey, hey, hey
51:52Oh
51:53Oh
52:00Oh
52:03Oh
52:11Ladies
52:12I've made my decision
52:19Coco Montries
52:23Condragulations, you're a winner, baby
52:25Yeah
52:27The $10,000 will roll over
52:30To next week's tip
52:32Oh
52:32Oh my god
52:34Oh my gosh
52:38Jara Zofia
52:39You are safe to slay another day
52:42You may step to the back of the stage
52:44Thank you
52:44Yes
52:45Yes, Jara
52:46Woo
52:46Will the bottom queens please step forward
52:54With great power comes great responsibility
52:59Coco Montries, which queen has the group chosen
53:05To get the chop
53:07The queens have spoken
53:08And the queen that they have chosen
53:11To get the chop
53:12Is
53:18Serena
53:27As it is written
53:29So it shall be done
53:31Serena Chacha
53:32You are
53:33And will always be
53:35An all-star
53:37Thank you
53:37Thank you mother
53:38Yeah
53:38Thank you
53:41From the bottom of my heart
53:42And every hair
53:43In my week
53:46Stay enslaved
53:48Okay
53:49I've already won
53:50Yeah
53:51I am a winner
53:52Chacha pa fuera
53:54All-star six was my moment to be sitting at the all-stars table
53:59I showed that
53:59I have evolved into somebody that has everything to compete here
54:04And that is something I'm so proud of
54:07Conjagulations all-stars
54:08Remember
54:09If you can't love yourself then how the heck are you gonna love somebody else?
54:12Can I get an amen?
54:14Amen
54:14Amen
54:15Alright, now let the music play
54:21Serena Chacha
54:23Don't leave
54:25You are not gonna believe this honey
54:27It ain't over yet mama
54:30What?
54:31This season there's a game
54:33Within a game
54:35What?
54:37You wanna play?
54:39Yes
54:40Oh my god
54:41Now let's go
54:42I'll paint again
54:43Right now
54:44Bitch
54:44Let's go
54:45Let's go