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00:00Let's wake it up
00:02This fucking pony
00:04This fucking pony
00:06This fucking pony
00:08This estrogen pony
00:10One second, the estrogen is floating through my pony
00:12Oh, sweetie
00:14Am I not enough?
00:16Is my body
00:18My feminine body
00:20Not serving you in the butt?
00:22Cause it is in my book
00:28Lesbians
00:29We're talking about lesbians today
00:32You held that like it was a briefcase
00:35We're gonna talk about lesbians today, baby
00:37I feel as though lesbians are the best part of the fandom
00:43They're the best part about I feel the world
00:45I think if you want something done right, you call a lesbian
00:47You never call a faggot
00:48No
00:49You never call a gay person
00:50If you want something to crash and burn and go straight off the bridge and drown in the water, you call a fag
00:54Like no one's like, oh my god, I need help building this
00:56Like I'm gonna call a gay person
00:58There's gonna be eight high moons in
01:00And then they ain't even making it
01:01And they just keep watching music videos all day
01:03Oh my god, why are we watching the 2009 performance of Baby Dogger As Paparazzi?
01:07You were at a gay person after party
01:09There's something so wholesome and nice and kind about lesbians watching a drag show
01:15Yes!
01:16People here, they live, they gag
01:18Something about dancing in front of a whole bunch of gay people
01:21It gives dance monkey dance
01:26So I was swiping through, typing through Instagram stories
01:29And Crystal Envy and Lingerie were in Fire Island doing a gig
01:34Girl, picture it
01:36Pool, room full of shirtless gay men
01:38Oh god
01:39Millennial
01:40Crystal, I watched Crystal do a somersault into the pool
01:45Wig on, pads on, fully rhinestone catsuit
01:50They went
01:51Woo!
01:54Bitch!
01:55If you did that in a room full of lesbians
01:57Girl, the crowd woulda went crazy
02:00She flipping and twirling and busting her ass around
02:03Some gays don't give a fuck
02:05I just, I never feel safe in a room with a gay guy
02:07Really?
02:08No, never
02:09I mean it might just be like my experiences
02:10I know that you are the gay guy in the room
02:13But
02:14I always say like out of drag I'm a straight man
02:16But in drag I'm a
02:17Yes, of course
02:18I feel like that's where we're at
02:20Why do you think the lesbians like enjoy us particularly?
02:22Because I am a lesbian
02:24Well, yes, obviously
02:25I think it's the most surface level reason
02:27But like, I don't know
02:28Do you feel like we have a certain niche?
02:29Or do you just think like they just like us because of our
02:32Our relationship?
02:33What do you think?
02:34I feel like it's like a combination of all those things mixed together
02:37Cause I can see why someone like a lesbian would like me
02:39Like my style, my personal, my interests
02:41My whatever the hell
02:42Like it's very
02:43Well
02:44Fuck my drag
02:45No, but
02:46I guess you're right
02:47I guess you're right
02:48I guess you're right
02:49That was kind of a no brainer
02:50You said I get why they like me
02:51But
02:52I mean
02:53You, that's crazy
02:55You
02:56Yeah, with dick and balls
02:58You
02:59I dress very like lipstick
03:02No, you dress very lipstick
03:05No, I dress very lipstick
03:06I dress very lipstick
03:07I dress like a fool
03:08You're right
03:09You said
03:10I love how you
03:11This bitch puckered her tuxedo
03:14And said
03:15I'm the lipstick lesbian
03:18Well
03:19It's not always just about us
03:23Us
03:24We're here
03:25Talking about lesbians
03:26So we thought we would bring in a lesbian
03:28Yes, ma'am
03:29Can we, can we bring in the lesbian?
03:31Lesbian, please
03:32Can we cue the clap, applause?
03:34Yes
03:35Give it up
03:36We have a real
03:38Oh my god
03:39I feel like Wendy Williams
03:40Okay
03:41How you doing?
03:42You're doing great
03:43Thank you for having me
03:44Of course
03:45I can't believe you went along
03:46Oh my god
03:47So we were recently just having a conversation
03:49Who do you think
03:50Out of us
03:51Not in terms of looks
03:52In terms of like
03:53No, no, no, no
03:54That's not the question
03:55Vibes wise
03:56You're the lipstick
03:57Okay
03:58Looks wise
03:59You are the lipstick
04:00Thank you
04:01See
04:02I agree with this
04:03I would never wear that
04:04See
04:05Yeah
04:06Thank you
04:07In terms of lesbianism
04:09Why do you feel like
04:10Drag Race fans sort of
04:12Fucked us
04:13And enjoy us as lesbian
04:14Ugh
04:15And not Joella
04:16Ooh
04:17I mean you guys have the sense of humor
04:20Joella looks funny
04:21Stop cutting my sister, stop
04:23She is the clownery
04:25You guys have the humor
04:26Madeline
04:31Do you have another question for us?
04:33Yeah
04:34Okay, this is a big discourse for lesbians
04:36Do you guys think scissoring is real?
04:38Yes
04:39I think it's a case by case thing
04:41I think people
04:42A lot of people like it
04:43And a lot of people don't
04:44And if you like it
04:45Get your judge
04:46If you don't
04:47Then don't do it
04:48I feel like
04:49Is it a thing?
04:50Yes
04:51Yes
04:52But if you're really gonna get up in there
04:54Is that the best way to do it?
04:56No
04:57What about what do you think?
04:58What do you think?
04:59I mean you guys hit a lot of key points
05:01And with the discussion
05:03Um
05:04I'm gonna have to agree with Corey
05:05It's a real thing
05:06Um
05:07Just
05:08Not my thing
05:09Okay, that's fair
05:10That's fair
05:11It's too much
05:12I feel like that's a lot of work
05:13I feel like that's a lot
05:14Cause you know let's really make it up
05:15This sounds like a lot of squeezing
05:18And allied juice
05:19Can I ask if it's like TMI
05:20But like not too TMI
05:21No you can't
05:22Have you run into someone that's been like
05:23I want to do this?
05:24Multiple
05:25Ah
05:26Really? And you were like
05:27Girl save it
05:28So I'm gonna go
05:29I've been like yeah
05:30I'll like no
05:31I'll let you try
05:32But it's not gonna work
05:33Right, right
05:34Can I say one more thing?
05:36You are a sick man
05:37Thank you
05:38You're so real
05:39You're so real
05:40I'm honored to be the lesbian
05:42And thank you so much
05:43This has been
05:44Act A Lesbian
05:46Well you've heard it here folks
05:48Scissoring is a scam
05:50And you have to be Simone Biles
05:51If you wanna pull it off I guess
05:53Yes, exactly
05:54And let's wake it up
05:55Would you consider us
05:56A lesbian couple or a gay couple?
06:00Cause I feel like
06:01In the grand scheme of things
06:03In the social media context
06:04We are a lesbian couple
06:05I think I feel
06:06I feel very girly towards you a lot
06:08I feel lesbian but
06:09Seedy
06:10I guess so
06:12I think that we are both
06:13And everything
06:14Because yes
06:15We are boys
06:16And we have peepees
06:17But yes we are also girls
06:18And we have pusses
06:21So
06:22Seedy
06:23Do with that what you will
06:24Let's give me the seedy experience
06:31I'm ready to scissor
06:32Should we try?
06:33Should we see what it's like?
06:35Your legs
06:36Both legs broken
06:37This leg's broke
06:38This leg's broke
06:39Okay
06:40Okay I'm ready
06:41I'm ready
06:42Yeah this doesn't feel sexy
06:43This is
06:44I feel like I'm playing Twista
06:45Twista
06:46This doesn't
06:47No I would
06:48I would love this
06:49I'd be like oh my god
06:51I hate that
06:52I'm out of breath already
06:54Just getting in the position
06:56This is a lot
06:57You wanna know why she would like it?
06:58Cause she's not gonna do any of the work
07:00I'm out
07:01I'm up here
07:02I'm up here
07:03I'm gonna sit here doing fucking bicep curls
07:05She ain't gonna do any of this
07:07Oh shit
07:08You know what?
07:09We tried to scissor
07:10It doesn't work
07:11We tried to scissor
07:12I don't like it
07:13How do you even get
07:14Yeah you can't even get
07:15You can't even really cut it
07:16Well you kinda can
07:17I don't know
07:18I don't like that
07:19Anyways
07:20That's a chop
07:21That's a wrap
07:22Cut it
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