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00:07I'm Katarina Petrovna Zamorchkova, but you can call me Katya.
00:12You may remember me as the lovable Russian hooker from season 7 with a crippling anxiety
00:16problem, but I'm back with a refillable prescription for Xanax.
00:20Yowza, Babraham Lincoln.
00:22That's me the fucking baby oil, bitch.
00:24You did a beautiful obscenity.
00:26When do I get to blow them?
00:28Um, I can't say that.
00:29Ya pierda ya.
00:32During my season, I feel like I held back out of fear.
00:35Whenever anything went wrong, I wanted to jump off the hotel balcony.
00:38But this time around, I want to just spread my legs even wider.
00:42Let's go.
00:45Well, this is hauntingly familiar.
00:47Here we go again.
00:49Rehab is back in session.
00:51My name is Detox, and I am from season 5 where I came in fourth.
00:56Oh, gorgeous.
00:57Hot!
00:58Hot, dude!
00:58She is a hot mesh.
01:00Yow!
01:01I didn't get my fucking Tic Tac lunch, and I won it.
01:03God damn it.
01:04Hey, bitch.
01:05Hi.
01:06Fuckin' quiet.
01:06Hi.
01:07I'm really excited to get to know Katia, because I think she's batshit crazy.
01:11My ass looks good.
01:12Your ass always looks good.
01:13Did you get more pumps into it?
01:14No!
01:14I've just gotten fat.
01:15I'm here to put my face in that hall of fame.
01:18Give me that fucking crown.
01:22All right!
01:23All right!
01:25My name is Alyssa Edwards, and I need, I need, I need, I need, I need to get up in
01:29this
01:29all-star gig.
01:33Baby, I'm Alyssa Edwards representing season 5, and I was a lovely fifth alternate.
01:41Thank the Lord, above, I'm back, back, back, back, back, back again.
01:47Alyssa Edwards, realness, because of what sickness?
01:52Back rolls.
01:53Oh, she has got her Russian get-up on.
01:56I live that you're wearing a cape again.
01:57You know, I didn't know if I wanted to be Goldilocks or Little Red-Roddy-ho.
02:01Alyssa Edwards, she looks just like she did when she walked in season 5, just with a little
02:04better hair, and slightly less rolls.
02:07Good look at us.
02:08Get up in the mirror, girl.
02:09This is a really good picture, okay, okay.
02:11You cannot have a conversation with Alyssa if you're in proximity to a mirror.
02:16Even if, like, Ed McMahon had risen from the dead, presenting her with a $300,000 check.
02:22She went.
02:23One second.
02:24One second.
02:25It's nice to see that they re-grounded the brick, and no, I was not talking about you that
02:29time.
02:30Oh, she already started, girl.
02:32The shade is knee-deep already, girl.
02:36Day one.
02:42Riddle me this, riddle me that, watch out, girls, this bitch is back.
02:48I'm Fifi O'Hara, and I'm playing a villain.
02:50Get it?
02:52I mean, I'll start where I left off.
02:54You look good.
02:56I showered.
02:57Last time, I had a lot of built-up anger and stuff in me, and I didn't know how to
03:00handle
03:01situations.
03:01Tired-ass showgirl.
03:02Alyssa, I am a showgirl, bitch.
03:04Go back to Party City, where you belong.
03:07After my season, a lot of people had this perception of me, so it was hard to get bookings.
03:11People genuinely thought I would come and, like, cuss them out, so it took a lot of work
03:15to show people that I'm professional.
03:16I'm just really worried about kicking your ass off the show.
03:20No, no, I've changed my ways.
03:21No sabotaging this time.
03:23My drag has changed.
03:24My makeup has changed.
03:25I stopped tanning.
03:26I want the world to see that I have changed.
03:32Oh, come on, all stars, let's get this over with.
03:40Ribbit, ribbit, the glamour toad is in the building.
03:42Where in England are you from, Adele?
03:44My house.
03:45I flood my basement, bitch.
03:48Ginger Minj is back with a vengeance, baby.
03:51It's a whole new me.
03:54You better pose by the suit competition.
03:57Oh, my God.
03:58It's good to see a diarrhea.
03:59Season seven got a lot of hate for being a lackluster bunch of girls, so I am here to
04:04say, no, miss thing.
04:05We are just as talented and worthy as the rest of these girls.
04:08You look so much better with half of your face covered.
04:12Oh, wait.
04:13I'm supposed to be nice this time.
04:14Everyone looks so beautiful.
04:17I'm wearing a corset, though.
04:19Apparently, all it takes to win is a corset, so I bought one.
04:21Ooh, ooh, ooh.
04:23We'll edit that out.
04:24Will they, though?
04:25Will they?
04:26No, they won't.
04:29Thick and Juicy's back, bitches.
04:31Ah!
04:32My name is Roxy Andrews, and I still rep for the girls who are thick and juicy, because even
04:36though I lost weight, I'm always thick and juicy.
04:38I don't care if I'm 300 pounds or 200 pounds, thick and juicy is Roxy Andrews.
04:42I am so excited to be here today.
04:47All that ass.
04:48Bam.
04:49So what has been your favorite moment throughout this competition?
04:53Seeing you in the bottom two.
04:55On season five, I let the competition get the best of me, and I was playing Messi.
04:59So I have a lot to prove.
05:01I can compete and win because I deserve it, and not because I'm knocking people out by playing
05:06mind games.
05:06Mom!
05:07Yes, bitch!
05:08Oh my god, my baby Roxy's here.
05:10Not the Rotox.
05:11When I saw Detox, I was like, bitch, we get to do this again.
05:15That's my girl.
05:16There's a lot of you season fives here.
05:18That's funny, because I think four put it on the map.
05:20Oh!
05:20Oh!
05:21They put it on the map, but we just hit it out of the park.
05:23Okay.
05:25Oh!
05:26No, ma'am!
05:28Weren't you girls happy to see me?
05:30Mm-hmm.
05:34The face crack of the century.
05:39Bitch, that was so.
05:41Three years ago?
05:42Yeah!
05:43Girl, we had buried the hatch.
05:46We put it in the ground 12 feet under.
05:48She ain't coming back out.
05:49Okay?
05:49Come on, season five.
05:51Yes!
05:52I am Coco Montrese.
05:54I was the lip sync diva of season five.
05:56Girl, you look like the black Pee Wee Herman.
06:00Girl, look how orange you fucking look.
06:02I'm not joking, bitch.
06:07Girl, you got your Dorito fantasy.
06:09Yes, girl.
06:09Let me see.
06:10Look how orange I look.
06:11I'm not joking, bitch.
06:13Girl, you're covering your face in that hat.
06:15Show them that pretty skin.
06:16It ain't that orange.
06:17Girl, that's custom couture made.
06:19In a garage.
06:22Some girls don't change their makeup.
06:23It's the same black eyeshadow and the same lipstick.
06:26I am not going to say no names, Roxy Andrews.
06:32Greetings.
06:33My message for the human race is really quite simple.
06:39I think I was chosen as an all-star because nobody can do Alaska except Alaska.
06:47But I encourage you to try.
06:49It's fun.
06:50I just wrote anus.
06:52Little Pound Cake enjoys being a straight up motherfucking dick pig.
06:58I will stand out from the rest of these queens because I am more all and I'm more star-like.
07:05Star-ish.
07:06Star-esque.
07:08Star-ish.
07:10I just came from Party City.
07:13I have a Groupon girl.
07:16Don't we look pretty?
07:17Five from five.
07:18Oh girl.
07:20Season five all over.
07:21Last time I was here I was concerned about my relationship and how people were perceiving me.
07:29And now it's just me and I'm focused and galvanized and ready to take the crown
07:42Morgan McMichaels walks into the- but that's not Morgan
07:47My name's Tatiana. I placed fourth on season two of RuPaul's Drag Race. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
07:53This is Spence is boring me to pay for. Tyra is a complete bitch
07:58What's up?
07:59I love you
08:00Kylie Jenner
08:02She is eight. I think the other queens are thinking all this is really right. Girl how excited are you
08:08to be back up in this gig?
08:10I'm so ready. You're the only two here
08:12Tatiana might be the weakest link only because she's kind of like the old school. She's from the old bastion
08:18You know drag race and drag has changed so much since her season
08:21Come on season two, let's get big me! Come on through season two
08:27If they'd watched season two they should know not to underestimate me because it doesn't really work out in the
08:32end
08:33Thank you
08:38Meow
08:42My name is a George Alano and I'm a messy slut
08:46I'm known for being really messy
08:48Give me one that Logo will actually sign off on
08:50Oh, okay
08:50Because big dicks are French
08:52It was very subtle
08:54I'm a fucking Libra
08:56Lacrovali
08:57Are you cinched?
08:58Um, I have a hog body right now
09:02I'm fucking hood I'm from a zoo so I'll stab a bitch
09:06All right
09:09Bitch
09:09Hey babe
09:10Hi
09:11Adore Delano
09:12Giving you smell my punani poetic justice realness
09:15Adore cilantro
09:17Mwah
09:17Mwah
09:18Yes
09:19Is that an orange? I like that
09:21Yeah
09:21That is
09:22I want to look like a monster hijack
09:24My drag style today is a bit controversial
09:27I'm inspired by the grunge movement the riot girl movement of the 90s but a lot of people don't get
09:31that
09:32They'd like to say that I'm lazy about my drag but I love being a non-conformist
09:36I mean I can't crowd surf in a corset
09:39Who's ready to make teams?
09:41Please no teams
09:42I fuck up alone by myself
09:47Oh girl
09:48She's already to have hers
09:51I've heard that shit in my dreams
09:53My queens
09:55The best of the best
09:56Welcome to all stars
09:58At this point in the competition
10:00I have to ask the question
10:03Who deserves to go home tonight?
10:05And why?
10:07What?
10:08Too soon?
10:12Oh my fucking god
10:15Hello, hello, hello
10:19Crazy
10:21My darlings
10:22I can't believe you're back
10:23No really I can't believe you're back
10:25I thought the restraining order was still in effect
10:28J.K. Mistang
10:29You know there are so many fierce queens I could have invited back
10:34But you ten were chosen because I believe that each of you still has something to prove
10:40To me, to your fans, and most importantly to yourself
10:44So from this moment on everything you do is about building your legacy
10:50Okay
10:52But wait
10:55There's more
10:57Because you are all stars
11:00I will not be eliminating any queens this season
11:05What?
11:06What?
11:07What?
11:09Bitch, what?
11:10What's happening? We're all freaking out
11:13What was the question?
11:16I will not be eliminating any queens this season
11:20What?
11:22Because you are all stars
11:24I will only be rewarding success
11:26Oh
11:27Each week instead of the bottom two lip-syncing for their lives
11:32The top two will lip-sync for their legacy
11:36And the winner will receive
11:39$10,000
11:41So good
11:42So good
11:43So good
11:43Yeah, yeah, yeah
11:45Shut up
11:47Bitch better have my money
11:50This totally changes everything
11:51Nobody's going to go home the whole season
11:53And we get $10,000
11:55In addition to the grand prize of $100,000
11:58Oh, fuck
11:59I could walk away from this competition with at least $350,000
12:05I didn't go to fucking school for math
12:07Now let's take a moment to get reacquainted
12:10Drag race style
12:11Oh, pit crew
12:15Darling, in the great tradition of Paris is burning
12:18What?
12:19Speaking of what?
12:20What a dinosaur
12:22Exactly
12:23Day one of all-stars read the hell out of each other
12:27Get up out of here
12:29Fifi O'Hara
12:30You're up, darling
12:32This is so hard when they're your friends
12:34Which is why this should be easy
12:37You know what Adore and the value menu have in common?
12:40They're both cheap and full of fat
12:43Adore, I'm sorry, can you move out the way
12:44Sweetie, if you don't have a wristband
12:46You can't be in here for the meet and greets
12:48Oh my god
12:51Alyssa
12:52You are like the Abby Lee Miller of drag
12:54Except when Abby Lee Miller dresses her body
12:56She can cover her back rolls
12:59Hold my clutch, bitch, and let me take this cape off
13:02And Venus Delight
13:03Bye
13:05Bye
13:07Janet Hagsson
13:08Oh, I'm sorry, Coco Montrees
13:10How exciting for you that Janet has a new album out
13:12You can both come out of retirement
13:16Tatiana, thank you for letting the PAs know who to pack up first
13:22Coco Montrees
13:23I always wanted to know what the female gremlin would look like in 25 years
13:28That was a good one, bitch
13:30Ginger Minge
13:31In my eyes, the true winner of season seven
13:34Of TLC's I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
13:38Roxy Andrews
13:39Roxy Andrews
13:40I think about you all the time
13:41Especially in the morning
13:42At the bus stop
13:43Oh
13:45Too soon, too soon
13:46Sorry
13:49Alyssa Edward
13:50My darling dear
13:52I can't stand it when you're near
13:55Oh, mother goose
13:56Alaska
13:57I'm sure Katya can see you from her backyard
14:03Coco
14:04Thank you for proving in season five that orange is the new black
14:10Adore Delano
14:11Do you know what makes you the number one fan favorite of all time?
14:14No
14:15Neither do I
14:18Allow me to introduce to you
14:20Monsters, Inc
14:23Alaska
14:25Gutted
14:27Boxy Andrews
14:29Rotted
14:30Steve B O'Hara
14:32Gila monster
14:34And that brings us to Coco Madre's
14:38Boost
14:41Alaska
14:42I finally got to listen to anus
14:44And I get it
14:44Because it sounds like what my anus does after eating Mexican
14:49Choices
14:52Alyssa Edwards
14:53You are so talented
14:54And you haven't let it go to your head
14:56Nothing's changed you
14:57Or your overbite
15:01Coco Montrese
15:02Doesn't it suck that it took you longer than my existence
15:05To figure out what shade of makeup to use?
15:08Peg Bundy
15:09Ate Kelly and Buzz
15:11Party
15:11Roxy Andrews
15:13It's good to see a filler bitch this season
15:15I'm not talking about that ass
15:18Alaska
15:19Like her outfit
15:19Tracks
15:22Coco
15:22Go away too old
15:24And Adora Delano
15:26Really?
15:28Y'all bitches are hateful
15:31Detox
15:32No really
15:33I mean it
15:35This is actually your intervention
15:38You should really stop this
15:42Adora Delano
15:43These other girls are gonna say you have terrible makeup skills
15:47You have no fashion sense
15:49And you're dumb as a rock
15:50But they're wrong
15:51You don't have terrible makeup skills
15:56Roxy Andrews
15:57Obviously a diet consisting of nothing but hatred for jinx monsoon does a body good
16:05Come on all stars let's get all started
16:13All right ladies the library is closed officially
16:18The winner is
16:22Alaska
16:26You've won a $2,000 shopping spree for glamorous glasses at the legendary house of L.A. Iwerks
16:34All right
16:35I won the reading challenge
16:37I'm not trying to win Miss congeniality
16:40I'm trying to win all stars
16:43And I'll be posting more of your reads at logotv.com
16:47Now ever since you sashayed away
16:50I've had my eye on each and every one of your astonishing careers
16:54You've all come a long way baby
16:56And to prove it for your first maxi challenge
16:59I'm throwing an all-star talent show extravaganza
17:07Tomorrow in front of a live audience
17:09You'll each get a chance to show us how your charisma uniqueness nerve and talent has grown
17:16Hashtag drag race talent show
17:20Gentlemen start your engines and may the best all-star win
17:27It's like I never left oh home sweet home roxie don't unpack it's a talent show okay
17:34Our first challenge is a talent show this is showing rue who is an all-star so you've got to
17:39make a statement coming right out the shoe
17:41twinning
17:46Oh girl they left you out
17:47I don't do that no more
17:49I would have bought three but you know ralaska talks didn't work for us last time
17:52Rolaska talks is roxie alaska and detox
17:56Rolaska talks
17:57She's moved on from us
17:59The rotok show
18:00The original parts of Rolaska Tugs are here
18:05However that does not mean the band is getting back together
18:12What are you doing for your um talent show are you dancing
18:15I'm gonna do like a little gymnastics routine
18:17Work
18:17What are you doing?
18:19I'm a singer-songwriter so I'm gonna sing a song that I wrote
18:22What song are you singing?
18:23Well I'm actually singing acapella
18:28Acapella
18:29Girl I've been singing my whole life and I don't sing acapella
18:32If you go off your tempo your timing your anything you are
18:38I know it's pretty ballsy but like I hope that it shows that I'm a real singer tomorrow without any
18:42music
18:43You do what you do at your shows that people live for
18:48Nothing like a sensible tank top that's rhinestone
18:50Very subtle you know
18:52I brought fan underwear
18:53Fan underwear like underwear a fan gave you
18:56Yeah from the stage
18:57People give you their underwear on stage
19:00Yes
19:00Those have always brought me luck
19:03You're like tom jones
19:04I'm like david cassidy luck
19:07America's sweetheart
19:10My biggest competition in this talent show I think is going to be adore she's got a great voice
19:20This is something that she's gonna do very very well and it it scares me a little bit because right
19:24now you want to be on that top
19:26You want that ten thousand dollars and you want to show the judges that you're an all-star you deserve
19:30to win this
19:31So let's get this done
19:35We are here h-e-r-e here
19:39It's time to get ready for the all-star talent show extravaganza
19:43I haven't done a talent show since like third grade. I think Selena
19:47I'm just really nervous
19:49I feel like it's too good to be true and I feel like people are going home
19:53RuPaul said that he's not eliminating anyone this season
19:57But I think we're all just sort of feeling an impending doom
20:02What's the twist? What's coming? I'm scared
20:08So why did you two decide to come back for all-stars?
20:12I feel like I want to show everyone where I'm at now
20:15It's been a while
20:16It's been a minute
20:17I have figured a lot of things out
20:18Like what?
20:20Like to not shop at wet seal when you're gonna come to RuPaul's Drag Race
20:24But it was different like it was sort of more like ready to wear
20:28And over time the show has evolved
20:31Yeah
20:31You know
20:31I came back because I think I mean I have a whole lot to prove
20:34I have a whole public audience that thinks I'm a certain way and I don't want them to think I'm
20:38that way
20:38Oh you mean everyone thinking you're a bitch?
20:42I do have a bitchy side and that's an honest side
20:43I just want them to know there's more to me than just some angry little orange monster
20:48I was super embarrassed about how I was behaving and acting on season four
20:52I still have a lot to prove especially to the audience
20:55And at the same time my drag style has completely changed
20:57Now I do a lot of cosplay and it's really cool and fun
21:00I'm not just this tired-ass showgirl
21:02There is a star in Fifi and she's ready to shine
21:05This is like a family reunion to me it's just fine
21:07I'm like how are we gonna fight and stuff
21:08I'm sure you'll find a way
21:12No Roxy's over there
21:15Don't be shady be a lady
21:17I was a bitch on season five
21:19This isn't a joke to me
21:21I don't think this competition is extremely serious
21:23You're Jinx Monsoon playing a character
21:25A lot of girls want to blame editing and I'm not that girl
21:29I said the things I did I played those mind games
21:31Anything that on this tv show that is said you said it
21:34I let the competition get to me I was playing dirty and
21:36At that time Jinx was so close to the crown
21:42I'm obviously not as smart as she is and I have to do something
21:46Let me just go for her and my stupid self said
21:50Let's try playing mind games and knock her out
21:53I learned from my mistakes and I changed my attitude and there's no way that that can happen again
21:58I don't want to be that girl I won't be
22:01I refuse
22:01This is our second chance redemption honey
22:03Can I get an amen
22:05Can I get an amen
22:07Some of the girls might be more focused on
22:10Rehabilitating their reputation rather than just winning the competition
22:13But I'm here to show the world that I've turned into a total fucking monster
22:24Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
22:27Michelle Visage what's a nice girl like you doing a place like this
22:32Well in the words of a famous older woman we are all stars
22:38And style superstar Carson Kressley are you ready to be gagged?
22:43I don't gag easily but yes
22:45The newest addition to our drag race family the incredible Todrick Hall
22:51Thank you so much for having me Ru you look amazing
22:53And the super talented Miss Raven Simonie
22:57No Simonie is how you say her name okay
23:00It's true it's Simonie
23:02Hello I'm so happy you're here
23:04I'm so happy I'm here I missed your face
23:06Thank you
23:06This week I challenged my girls to showcase their charisma uniqueness nerve and talent in an all-star
23:14Extravaganza
23:16Gentlemen start your engines and may the best woman win
23:20Welcome to the all-star talent show extravaganza
23:25First up adore talent singing
23:33Baby you're a work of art a shooting star
23:36Lighting up the darkness
23:39So lucky that we found this
23:43Yeah
23:44You know you got me losing sleep
23:46I can't believe the beauty of this moment
23:51It's all I've ever wanted
23:55But I can't love you
23:58I can't love you today I can't love you tomorrow
24:02I can't love you anyway
24:04I can't love you anyhow
24:07I can't love you love you
24:09How you guys feeling tonight?
24:11Come on
24:12I can't love you today I can't love you tomorrow
24:17I can't love you anyway
24:19I can't love you love you
24:25Thank you
24:28Party
24:30Up next Alyssa Edwards talent variety
24:35Alyssa Edwards welcome back
24:38That's why Mama Ru I'm back just minus the back rolls
24:41Now I have a feeling that we are one step closer to finding Alyssa's secret
24:48Let the music play
24:51Long long ago there was a little gay boy from Texas
24:55Mesquite Texas darling
24:57Baby hand me that script and let me tell the real story
25:00I pack the bag
25:01Pops on a plane and RuPaul declares
25:05Alyssa Edwards
25:07A star is born
25:11Live tonight our kind of gal
25:15Alyssa Edwards
25:17Alyssa's performance is quintessential Alyssa
25:21She has a puppet of RuPaul
25:23She has a tearaway
25:24It's everything
25:27That's me
25:28All right
25:29I'm back, back, back, back, back, back again
25:32Giving you a dose of what's happening
25:33All these crowns I'm snatching in
25:35Got more guest cards in the Vatican
25:38Listenings, Ms. Edwards, I'm your champion
25:49Coco Montree
25:50Talent
25:50Dancing
26:01I decided to step out of my box
26:02Just to show a different side of myself
26:04I hope it pays off for me this time
26:20We all make choices
26:22But that was a choice
26:23Missed
26:42Talent is singing
26:45Supersonic
26:46It's supersonic
26:48We're on it
26:50yeah don't you want it detox is spraying glow paint everywhere girl don't get it on the dress
27:02majestic your future is electric erratic accelerate the static
27:20it's super sunny we're on it yeah don't you want it oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ginger
27:29man talent singing
27:31when i was a child i asked the starry sky what will i be
27:44a butterfly a better me cause it's hard to be a different kind of boy making lots of noise
27:53inside a crazy world when you take all those feelings inside and you want to run and hide
28:03so fly wings are in my place don't worry how i dream your own way
28:19dream your own way
28:25coming up yesterday i promised i wouldn't be eliminating any of you because this season
28:41welcome back to the all-star talent show extravaganza up next katya talent gymnastics
28:59this bitch is over here on her hands
29:03pussy poppin all right mrs carter you get the gold from me
29:22what's up
29:35what's up
29:35what's up
29:36what's up
29:37Fifi O'Hara. Talent, acapella.
29:40I'm going out tonight. I'm going to lose my mind.
29:56Should we speed it up a little bit?
30:00I'm going out tonight. I'm going to go losing my mind.
30:04Oh, DJing me with another beat to give me life.
30:08With the melody of music flowing through our veins.
30:12We're going to make love to the club tonight.
30:16Girl, find the note. Find the note.
30:20Tonight we're going to lose control.
30:23Tonight we're going to lose control.
30:26Tonight we're going to lose control.
30:32Roxy Andrews, how it is, burlesque.
30:54Roxy Andrews, how it is, burlesque.
30:59Okay, bitch. Throw away the receipt. I'm buying it.
31:04Yes! Yes!
31:08Yes!
31:10Yes!
31:12Yes!
31:13Yes!
31:14Yes!
31:16Yes!
31:17Yes!
31:18Yes!
31:19Yes!
31:32There are times when it seems
31:35that the world doesn't appreciate me being me.
31:42I haven't always been pretty.
31:44I haven't always been nice
31:48But I've always
31:50Me
31:53Me
31:58Me
32:01Me
32:02Me
32:02Me
32:02Me
32:03Me
32:03Me
32:03Me
32:03Me
32:04Me
32:04Me
32:08I'm pretty
32:09And witty
32:10And dapper
32:11And clean
32:11I'm campy
32:12And classy
32:13And crunchy
32:13And mean
32:14I'm the queeniest
32:15Queen
32:16Of the queeniest
32:17Queeens
32:19I'm as gay
32:20As I
32:23Earn
32:25Men
32:35Tatiana
32:35Talent is
32:37Spoken word
32:38This piece is entitled
32:40The same parts
32:42This piece
32:43People at the party
32:45And I'm wanting to dance
32:48Other ugly ass bitches
32:50Ain't standing no chance
32:54Dude's looking at me like
32:57They want to get in my pants
33:00Come on bitch
33:01See me with them hands
33:04See me with them hands
33:05His back on the wall
33:07My ass on his
33:11Grinding for a second
33:13His stuff's getting thick
33:15Oh girl
33:16He doesn't know it
33:18But I'm getting firm too
33:20Cause boys really need to know
33:23Before calling me boo
33:26Because what you see
33:30Isn't always the truth
33:31Say it with me
33:33What you see
33:35Is it always true
33:37Thank you
33:38Because baby boy
33:39I've got all
33:41The same parts
33:42That you do
33:43The same parts
33:46The same parts
33:50The same parts
33:55Thank you
33:56A 90s beatnik
33:58Doing a spoken word piece
34:00About her genitals
34:02Tatiana's number
34:03Is my absolute favorite
34:08Welcome ladies
34:09Now week after week
34:11Season after season
34:13I've had the thankless task
34:15Of sending home
34:17Some of my most beautiful
34:19And talented girls
34:20Now for all stars
34:23I've decided to turn over
34:25A new leaf
34:27Yesterday I promised
34:28I wouldn't be eliminating
34:30Any of you
34:31And that's true
34:33Because this season
34:36You'll be eliminating
34:41Each other
34:46Okay
34:48Welcome to all stars
34:53This season
34:54You'll be eliminating
34:59Each other
35:02That's right
35:04In addition to receiving
35:05$10,000
35:06The winner of the lip sync
35:09Will be given the power
35:11To eliminate
35:13One of
35:15The bottom
35:16Queens
35:18Now who's your sister in drag
35:23Now it's up to us
35:24To vote each other
35:25Off the island
35:26Bitch what show
35:27Did I sign up for
35:31I'm in a complete
35:32State of shock
35:32I forgot what I was
35:33Gonna say
35:34Now
35:34Based on your performance
35:36In the talent
35:37Extravaganza
35:38I've made some decisions
35:41Alyssa Edwards
35:44Detox
35:45Katya
35:47You are all safe
35:51Please step to
35:53The back of the stage
35:57The rest of you
35:58Represent the tops
35:59And bottoms
36:00Of the week
36:01Now it's time
36:03For the judges
36:03Critiques
36:05First up
36:06Adore
36:06First and foremost
36:08This is all stars too
36:09This is the best of the best
36:10I mean we are looking at
36:11Such a powerhouse
36:13Of talent
36:13I am going to break down
36:15All the tea
36:16If you get hurt
36:17Get over it
36:18And up your game
36:19Moving on
36:20I will say
36:21On the positive note
36:23I didn't hate your hair
36:24Oh thanks
36:25Which when you came out
36:26I thought I was gonna hate it
36:26It didn't suck
36:27It's human
36:28It really doesn't matter
36:29Whether it's human or not
36:30I did it myself
36:30That shows you've done something
36:33Because with the outfit
36:35Girl
36:36Okay
36:36This is the 14th street dress
36:38Like that doesn't fit you
36:39I don't care if you're gonna
36:41Give me your hog body line
36:42Or whatever it is
36:43It's just
36:43I expected more for you
36:45We see your stuff out there
36:46You're doing your thing
36:47You've got your album
36:48You're rocking the world
36:51Why the gloves?
36:53I thought it looked cool
36:54To just kind of like
36:54Have the focus point
36:55Beyond the legs
36:56That was pretty neat
36:57I think your rock star-ness
36:59Needs to be more leather
37:00I got a lot of it girl
37:02I know
37:02And it needed to happen
37:03Because it didn't
37:04Yeah but I mean
37:05Yeah
37:05But do you care?
37:07Because like
37:07Everything's like blasé
37:08Girl
37:09I completely care
37:10I mean
37:11I've expected like
37:12You to kind of go ham
37:13But you went ham
37:13So I mean
37:14That's a human reaction
37:14To kind of feel
37:15Shit
37:16But when I think of you
37:17I don't think of somebody
37:18Who's gonna come out
37:18Wearing some type of
37:19Glamorous crazy cinched outfit
37:21And I think that's
37:21Part of your brand
37:22And I thought you sounded amazing
37:23Thank you so much
37:24All right let's move on down
37:26To Coco Montreese
37:28I thought it was
37:29A very brave move
37:30To do something
37:30Very old Hollywood
37:31But I lost your choreography
37:33With the dress
37:33And once it got
37:3530 seconds into the number
37:36It was just kind of predictable
37:37I was waiting
37:38For something to happen
37:40But the train
37:40Didn't leave the station
37:42Here's my main
37:43Thing tonight
37:44In your season
37:45You were orange
37:46Tonight
37:47You went from Doritos
37:48To soot
37:49I thought maybe
37:51You were trying to give us
37:51That kind of silver screen
37:53Old Hollywood look
37:54But then I thought
37:54Wait the face
37:55And the hands aren't matching
37:56Yeah I ran out of time
37:57And didn't do my
37:58Yeah
37:58I wish your hands
37:59Would have matched
38:00Then maybe
38:00You could have sold it to us
38:01Okay
38:02Up next
38:03Ginger Minch
38:04Regarding your voice
38:05I thought your pitch
38:06Was perfect
38:07But I felt like
38:08This was a song
38:08You would sing
38:09After already performing
38:10For 30 minutes
38:11This is all stars
38:12I was expecting more
38:13You look beautiful tonight
38:15But one thing
38:15You have to keep in mind
38:16Being a plus size girl
38:17When you wear a palazzo
38:18Jumpsuit
38:19In that kind of
38:20Stretchy jersey
38:21When you walk
38:21It creeps
38:22And it gives you a vajeggie
38:23Literally
38:24I couldn't take my eyes
38:25Off of your vagina
38:26Thank you
38:30Up next
38:31Fifi O'Hara
38:32Your balma
38:33Dress
38:34You're tiny
38:35Fifi
38:36It totally encompasses
38:37Your teeny little body
38:38And you just
38:39Look like a box
38:40I think the dress
38:41Is spectacular
38:42Sorry
38:43When you started to sing
38:44Those first couple of bars
38:46Of that acapella
38:47Was so powerful
38:47But then
38:48I couldn't even focus
38:49On your voice
38:50Because it was going
38:51In and out of the key
38:51And the audience
38:52Was clapping
38:53Completely different rhythm
38:54Right
38:54I would have loved
38:55For there to be
38:56Some support
38:56For your voice
38:57Because it did get
38:58A little wonky
39:00Up next
39:01Roxy Andrews
39:02I'm grateful to see
39:04That even though
39:04Through your weight loss
39:05And fitness
39:05You're still thick and juicy
39:06This ass and these legs
39:08Ain't going nowhere
39:08Thank you Dr. Zizmoor
39:11I haven't been turned on
39:12By a man like that
39:13In a very long time
39:15Maybe you don't sing
39:16Maybe you don't tap dance
39:17But what you do have
39:19Is major charisma
39:20You're such a superstar
39:22And I love the reveals
39:23It was like a Russian
39:24Nesting doll
39:25There was a wig
39:25Under a wig
39:26Your performance
39:27Was an event
39:28I happen to have on
39:29An extra wig
39:30Underneath this one
39:32Thank you very much Roxy
39:33Thank you
39:34Up next
39:35Tatiana
39:36See me with them hands
39:37Bitch
39:38Me with them hands
39:39Look at that body
39:41Are you cinched?
39:42A little
39:43I'm going to
39:44Fucking key your car
39:46I was the most
39:47Skeptical about your
39:48Performance
39:48Because it was so long
39:49Since the time
39:50You were on here
39:50But you were so fresh
39:51And so current
39:52And I think that
39:53You're a force
39:54To be reckoned with
39:54In this competition
39:55You let your
39:56Smarts do the talking
39:57And I thought
39:57That was really clever
39:58There was double entendre
40:00You had me at peace
40:03That was so amazing
40:05So good
40:06And congratulations
40:07On your face
40:08Because you're gorgeous
40:09Okay
40:09That face is beat
40:11Bitch
40:11The face is beat
40:13Thank you
40:14Thank you
40:15You're welcome
40:16Up next
40:18Last but not least
40:19Alaska
40:20Your song is genius
40:22I felt like I took
40:23Mushrooms
40:23And was watching
40:24Pick of Destiny
40:24And then you flew in
40:26On Valcour
40:26And I love that
40:30You outgayed even me
40:32I mean that was fantastic
40:34My only negative
40:35I would have liked
40:36A different nail
40:36Yeah
40:37They just drew so much
40:38Attention away from the dress
40:40I love the nails you guys
40:41Because they're so wrong
40:42And so right
40:44Thank you ladies
40:45I think I've heard enough
40:47Based on the judges' critiques
40:49I've made some decisions
40:52Roxy Andrews
40:55Tatiana
40:56You are the top two all-stars of the week
41:02Condragulations
41:03You've each won a custom jewel collection
41:05From Fierce Drag Jewels
41:08I am in the top two
41:10I cannot believe it
41:12I'm ready to lip sync
41:13Ciao
41:13What's my song?
41:14I am so happy
41:19Alaska
41:20Ginger
41:22You are safe
41:23That means Adore
41:26Coco
41:27And Fifi
41:30You are in the bottom three
41:34I'm crushed
41:36I'm baffled
41:39I just feel like I'm gonna vomit
41:40Like I watch competitions
41:42And I'm like
41:43How do people get to that point?
41:44And it's not a good feeling at all
41:46Uh
41:47No
41:48It's
41:49Uh-uh
41:49Tatiana and Roxy
41:51Each of you
41:52Needs to decide
41:54Which of the bottom queens
41:55You'll eliminate
41:56If you win the lip sync
41:59And I'll remind you that
42:01The winner of the lip sync
42:02Will win
42:03$10,000
42:04Cash
42:06So
42:07While you ladies
42:09Deliberate in the workroom
42:10The judges and I
42:12Will
42:12Enjoy a fruity cocktail
42:15You may
42:16Leave the stage
42:21As we walk into the room
42:23You can hear a pin drop
42:24It's silent
42:25We're all nervous
42:26Because we don't know
42:27How this deliberation
42:28Is gonna work
42:30You don't really know
42:31I do not envy you guys at all
42:32I would not want to be in your fucking shoes
42:34We're eliminating our sisters
42:36Exactly, that's the thing
42:37And you know
42:38What do you do?
42:38Eliminate competition?
42:40Or do you eliminate somebody
42:41Because you think they were weak?
42:42Do you eliminate who you think did the weakest?
42:43Or do you eliminate the strongest?
42:45Or is this your time?
42:47And if you squeak by
42:48Just because of a friendship
42:49Don't you think like
42:50Right
42:51The backlash from that
42:52Is gonna be worse?
42:53Yeah
42:53It needs to be fair
42:54This sucks
42:55Yeah
42:55But a decision has to be made
42:57My perspective is
42:59You have to base it off of the challenge itself
43:02That seems like the only way we can find some fairness
43:05Out of this entire crazy thing that Ru has thrown at us
43:08Yes
43:08If there's a week where you feel like I was like booger
43:12Mm-hmm
43:12Send me home
43:13Yeah
43:14Exactly
43:15But a lot of what they said negative
43:17I didn't agree with
43:18And if I'm going to have to be
43:21The judge at the end of the day
43:23Like I'm going off of what I'm thinking
43:24And not necessarily what the judges are saying
43:26But
43:27You know
43:28That's why they're the professionals
43:29Well it's funny because I said
43:31You know what
43:31I don't need to be paid
43:32I will pay you
43:34Oh yes
43:36That's everything
43:36It's the truth though
43:38This is delicious
43:40Mm
43:41Let's say a few weeks down the line
43:44There's someone that you know
43:46Could totally kick you off
43:47Things can change
43:48Like we could totally be like
43:49Nope she's going to probably send me home next week
43:51I'm going to send her home now
43:53That's what would suck
43:54Bitch I could have sent you home
43:55And now you would just want to send me home
43:56Because you're spiteful
43:56Okay well
43:57Well it's not even necessarily spiteful
43:59More so than being strategic
44:01I don't think that the decision
44:03To send someone home
44:05Will always be based on the challenge
44:07Or the critiques
44:08I think later on
44:09People will choose friendships
44:11I think alliances will definitely start to factor in
44:14And girls will start kicking off
44:16Other girls who they feel are a threat
44:19Anything could happen in this situation
44:21This is the thing
44:22If we stick to critiques
44:24And everybody say that that's what we're going to do
44:26Then you know already who's going home
44:28Do you know who you're sending home?
44:30No
44:30I want to have the conversation with all three girls
44:33Just for a quick second
44:34You want to come first?
44:38I'm terrified
44:39All I'm thinking right now is like
44:41You just got here
44:42And then you get put in the bottom
44:44On something that you love doing
44:45And you haven't even shown the world
44:47This Fifi that you've worked so hard to build up
44:50I don't feel from the judges' critiques
44:52I was in the bottom
44:53I honestly don't
44:54I think they're way harder on Coco
44:56I think they're extremely hard on Adorn
44:58I'm going off of who I thought was the weakest
45:00No, totally
45:01You don't want to get in
45:02But it's scary
45:04It worked so hard to be
45:08Fifi is upset
45:09And I don't blame her
45:10I feel for her
45:11And I think I'd feel the same way
45:12But at the same time
45:14I know for myself
45:15I came to play a fair game
45:16And I'm going to choose the girl that I feel
45:19Was the girl that RuPaul would send home
45:22I'm not pulling anyone over
45:24To talk to them in private
45:25Because based on the performances
45:26I have a pretty good idea
45:28Of who I will eliminate
45:30If I have to
45:33What's the TV?
45:34Girl
45:35The struggle
45:36I'm feeling a bit embarrassed
45:39You know, working on my confidence
45:40And just growing so much
45:42I didn't think that a lot of these feelings
45:43Would be coming back
45:44And it's not a feeling that like
45:46I'm completely obsessed with right now
45:48My thing is
45:49I came into here
45:50With a different idea
45:51Of what it was going to be
45:52I literally work at like punk rock venues
45:55For a living
45:55With a band
45:56Like I wear t-shirts
45:57And like
45:58I'm like
45:58I'm like a drag musician
46:00So to be told that like
46:01How do you put back into a bubble
46:03Of cinching my waist
46:04It's just not the G for me
46:08I like wrote this song
46:10And this shit's personal to me
46:13Like music is like
46:15My fucking gateway, man
46:19So it's hard
46:21I get it, girl
46:22I don't belong here
46:23I don't think I belong here
46:26You belong here
46:27I think that
46:28It's just a hard day
46:29I feel like Adore
46:31Came back on here
46:32But she didn't
46:34Think over the part
46:35About going back on that runway
46:37And exposing yourself
46:38And putting yourself up there
46:40To be critiqued
46:41And I don't think
46:41She was ready for that
46:42Coke
46:43She wants to talk
46:45My heart's in my stomach right now
46:47I'm praying that Roxy went
46:48We're from the same season
46:49We're closest sisters
46:50What's the tea, girl?
46:52I stepped out of what I normally do
46:53I do it seven nights a week
46:55And then it's like
46:56Yeah, we get it
46:57But you need it to be
46:58A little bit more
46:58I'm like
46:59I
47:00Now, if you were in this position
47:02What do you do?
47:03If I sent a door home
47:04We just met
47:05She's gonna be like
47:06Oh, she's still a bitch
47:07If I send you home
47:08You're my lifelong friend
47:09We go back
47:10Before all this bullshit
47:11And I'm gonna lose
47:12A friend
47:13No, no
47:14Can you tell me
47:15If I send Fifi home
47:16Is she not gonna stop talking to me?
47:17I feel like Roxy's leaning
47:19A little bit more towards Fifi
47:21I'm hoping that's the case
47:22You know what?
47:23This is a fucking hard decision
47:25Is this money really gonna be worth
47:27Me losing these girls' friendships?
47:29There's too much at stake
47:31I know this was your whole hang-up coming into it
47:34Was them coming for your aesthetic
47:36Completely
47:37Adore is very opinionated about her look
47:39And I knew particularly Michelle was gonna go in on it
47:42Because she and Michelle had this dynamic on tour
47:45Where she would go every day that we would do a show
47:47She would go, Michelle, what do you think about this?
47:49And Michelle would just go, ugh
47:50But when it comes to aesthetic
47:51I've taken all of their fucking amazing knowledge
47:54Shit that Michelle and I argue with on the road
47:57I've taken
47:57Constantly, that's what I'm saying
47:59And I've used it
48:00And I brought all this to you to come here
48:02And fit the challenges
48:03In my own definition
48:04And get where they're coming from
48:05They're feeling because you're in all stars
48:06They want you to step it up
48:08But it's like
48:08This, to me, for you
48:09Is stepping it up
48:10If they're reading this
48:12What Bianca Del Rio picked out for me
48:14Girl, like, good luck
48:17Um
48:25I've worked a lot on my confidence
48:26And I feel like the critiques were picking at the confidence that I built up
48:32And at this point, it's bringing me back to Baby Adore days of being defeated
48:37And I can't relive that
48:43You're all wrong
48:44Because it's pork chop
48:47Wait, wait, wait
48:48Silence
48:49Silence
48:50Bring back my
48:54Girl
49:00This is it
49:01We have to pick out a lipstick of who we think should go home
49:06It's definitely a heavy feeling
49:09These are girls that we're friends
49:11And we work together out in the real world
49:13And you know that you have the power to dash their dreams
49:22I think I know who I'm sending home
49:26And if I win this lip sync
49:28I don't feel like she's going to talk to me again
49:30But I just
49:31I can't
49:33I can't eliminate somebody that I feel should still be here
49:36I just can't do it
49:43Welcome back, ladies
49:45Two top all-stars stand before me
49:48Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
49:52Win $10,000
49:54And earn the power
49:56To give one of the bottom queens the chop
50:01The time has come
50:03Raise lip sync
50:06For your legacy
50:11I'm making sure
50:12That I am going to work it the fuck out
50:15I've got my eye on the prize
50:16I want this first win
50:17And I really want that $10,000
50:20I haven't seen Tatiana perform since season two
50:23Does she kick?
50:24Does she split?
50:24Does she buck?
50:25I don't know
50:26But I got a whole lot of
50:27Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it off
50:30Good luck
50:31And don't fuck it up
50:35I stay out too late
50:38Got nothing in my brain
50:41That's what people say
50:44That's what people say
50:46But I keep cruising
50:48Can't stop, won't stop moving
50:51It's like I got this music
50:54In my body
50:56And it's gonna be alright
50:58Cause the player's gonna play, play, play, play, play
51:01And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, baby
51:04I just wanna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
51:07Shake it off
51:08Shake it off
51:10My ex-man brought his new girlfriend
51:12She's like, oh my God
51:14I'm just gonna shake
51:15And to the fella over there
51:16With the hella good hair
51:18Won't you call him over, baby
51:19We can shake, shake, shake
51:22Yeah
51:23Cause the player's gonna play, play, play, play, play
51:26And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
51:29It's gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
51:32Shake it off
51:35Shake it off
51:36Shake it off
51:36Shake it off
51:37You got to
51:37Shake it off
51:38Shake it off
51:44Yeah, shakers
51:46Ladies
51:49I've made my decision
51:55Roxy Andrews
51:59You're a winner, baby
52:03Thank you so much
52:05Who do you think won the lip sync?
52:07I did
52:08Oh my God
52:08I'm so excited
52:09I came on the show to prove something
52:11And I'm already starting it off good, girl
52:13You've earned a cash tip of $10,000
52:17My biggest tip yet
52:21Tatiana, you are safe
52:24Thank you
52:30Will the bottom three please step forward?
52:40Roxy, with great power comes great responsibility
52:46Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
52:50When I was making my decision, I put myself in your shoes
52:54Listening to your critiques and we got to watch the talent show
52:56My decision was based off of who I agreed with you all was the bottom, so
53:06But the girl that I chose
53:10It's Coco
53:23As it is written, so it shall be done
53:27Coco Montrese, you are an all-star
53:33Now sashay away
53:44Wow, I'm the first to be sent away by a friend and not Rue
53:50It's very disappointing
53:51But all-stars don't give up
53:58Well, condragulations all-stars
54:00You survive to live another day
54:03Now, remember, if you can't love yourself
54:05How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
54:07Can I get an amen up in here?
54:08Amen
54:09All right, now let the music play
54:11I don't know what's next, but it's not the end of me
54:14So it's not the last you've seen of Coco
54:16Ooh, girl
54:18Coco girl, all is not lost
54:22So stay thirsty, girl, because it ain't over
54:26You still have a chance to return
54:30For your revenge
54:40No, I got a lot to give
54:43And trust me
54:44I'm not holding shit back
54:47Oh, at all