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00:22The End
00:35Chad, the Drag Race Hall of Fame really isn't what I thought it was gonna be
00:40Girl, you're telling me
00:46You look really nice in red though
00:48Thanks girl
00:49It's your color
00:53Oh honey
00:55That's how I roll
00:59That is such a waste
01:00That would have killed if someone was here
01:03I'm Trixie Mattel and I am the crownless drag superstar from season 7
01:06I came here to eclipse people with my talent but also with my hair
01:09There's nobody in here, it's like a Morgan McMichaels meet and greet
01:13I feel like in the real world I've been a real all-star
01:16But on Drag Race I was not an all-star
01:17Cabo
01:18You went for the comedy gold
01:20But all we got was bronze
01:23I need to make amends to the fact that I came in here and just hit the cement
01:27And got dragged out like a dead body
01:29Place
01:30It's not about falling, it's about getting back up
01:40I just farted
01:44Hey kids, daddy's home
01:46Play me my Dairy Queen
01:50The milk fans will remember my outside of the carton
01:54See the joke there?
01:56Outside of the carton thinking
01:57She's got a real nose for fashion
01:59Hello, hello, hello
02:01Thinking about wearing facial hair
02:03Hope you're packed
02:04I don't regret anything that I did
02:06Because it got me into a Marc Jacobs ad campaign
02:09It got me notoriety
02:10She was cover girl
02:12French vogue
02:14I cannot believe you showed up here
02:16Don't touch me
02:19I'm very much expected to see Trixie here
02:21Woo
02:22Like myself, she really proved that she was an all-star off the show
02:26But she sort of sucks in comparison to me
02:30Wake up, wake up, wake up
02:32This ain't no dream
02:33I'm back to the Bayou Queen
02:37Did it just get swampy in here?
02:40I'm Chi Chi Devine
02:41And y'all girls better get ready
02:43Because I'm ready
02:44I told you I'd stay ready
02:45My mama ready
02:46Who's out of glamour?
02:48Who doesn't like an old smoked turkey Nick, baby?
02:50You turned it completely out
02:52Tell me why you're out here in a bathing suit with no corset NFL
02:55I don't have the expenses to pay for something like this
02:58You don't need money, girl
02:59That's never an excuse
03:01I was a trash bag queen
03:06That had a heart of gold
03:07And I just wasn't polished enough
03:09But this time
03:10I got my mind together
03:11I got my drag together
03:13It's all together, girls
03:15Hat coming off
03:16Is this trash?
03:17Trash bags
03:17I thought garbage day was Tuesday
03:19Chi Chi's here
03:20And she wore garbage again
03:23And also trash bags
03:25That hat is your inner saboteur
03:27And I want you to let it go
03:35I think I just broke my ankle doing that
03:37My name is Thorgy Thor
03:39I was on season 8
03:40And I made top 6
03:42Where some of my enemies like to say bottom 7
03:44I'm colorful, I'm fun
03:46And I'm a fashion clown
03:47I love everyone
03:51Bob, please shut up
03:54An issue I dealt with on season 8
03:55Is that I'm constantly distracted by everything
03:57But I think 50% of it was just because
03:59Bob never shuts up
04:01And since the show
04:02I've found ways to focus
04:03I think I'm going crazy
04:07Oh, there is one
04:09Sorry, that's going to drive me insane
04:12Yes, yes, yes, yes
04:14Oh, God
04:16All season 8, Thorgy complained
04:18That she didn't win
04:20Because it was the Bob show
04:22Okay, girl
04:23Ain't no vibe here
04:24Let's see what you got
04:25Is this yours?
04:27Yeah
04:27Can I try this?
04:28That's what you should have come in
04:29Oh, can I have this?
04:31Miss Thorgy Thor
04:32Made top 4
04:34Eat it
04:35I look pretty good for a dead bitch
04:42She's alive
04:43My name is Morgan McMichaels
04:45I'm from Easy 2
04:46And I am here to rock this
04:48Out of All-Star Season 3, babe
04:49You can't kill evil that easy
04:52She's a punk dude
04:53Rock and roll, baby
04:54I wonder what everyone's going to look like out of drag
04:56I hope some of you are attractive boys like me
04:58Go fix your hair
05:00I don't need to fix my mug, bitch
05:02Honey, you do need to fix your mug
05:04On Season 2, I was very blunt with my opinions
05:06And I still kind of have that to this day
05:08You know me, sharp-tongued
05:09Yeah
05:11Hi
05:12Hello, beautiful
05:13Morgan being here is definitely intimidating
05:16She's a workhorse
05:17She's probably the only girl that works 7 days a week
05:20In Hollywood, at every club
05:22So she's definitely going to be one to beat
05:25I feel like I'm thanking a veteran for their service
05:27Because we wouldn't be here if you weren't here
05:28Far from a country
05:30Now, what is this look?
05:31It's my denim Pinocchio look
05:32I'm here to inspire future challenges
05:34Aww
05:36One thing I'm not a big fan of is diva-dom
05:37I'm going to have to smack that bitch down a little bit
05:40Good cast so far
05:41Who's going to f*** it up?
05:45AOC
05:45Oh, Lord
05:47I have some unfinished business
05:50Trixie, she told your ex
05:52No, you have to wait there
05:54I f*** it up every time
05:56My name is Aja and I'm here to f*** it up
05:59I'm sorry, I am
06:00Your makeup is very dark
06:03She can walk out there in a f***ing diaper
06:05And they're like, Valentina, your smile is beautiful
06:10I just don't feel like you should be Miss Congeniality
06:15Oh my God, hi
06:17Walking into season 9, I was thinking I was this s***
06:19And I was going to win
06:20And I was like, oh yes, I got this
06:22And then the challenges and the runways came along
06:24And I was like, I don't look that good
06:26I'm not doing that good
06:26I'm not feeling that good
06:27And then I went home
06:29She got her lips done too
06:30I had my lips, my cheeks, my chin, my skin
06:32I had Botox in my forehead
06:34You're a drag queen who got more chin?
06:37Well, b***h, I didn't have one to begin with
06:38I was having like the Alyssa Edwards season 5 chin
06:41Like the non-existent one
06:43I kind of felt like the ugly duckling of season 9
06:46But I think in a weird way
06:48It really did benefit me to get criticized by the world
06:51I mean, look at her
06:52I am HD ready
06:54There is no Facetune here
06:56Bitch, they're gonna be telling you my smile is beautiful
06:57Watch
07:01Hi everyone
07:02It's me, Ben De La Creme
07:04Again
07:06My name is Ben De La Creme
07:07And I placed 5th on season 6
07:09I am wearing a repurposed version of the gown that I wore
07:15Where I was crowned season 6 Miss Congeniality
07:17I've just been sleeping in it
07:19And spooning my Miss Congeniality sash
07:21And weeping into my overstocked gift certificate for the last four years
07:26Ben De La Creme is terminally delightful
07:28Excuse me, we originated the language
07:31Fix, oh, your look
07:32Ben De La Creme visage
07:35This time I'm here to get that crown that I didn't get the first time
07:38But I'm also here to show that you can win with kindness and integrity
07:41Rather than be a bitch
07:43Oh crap, just an intervention
07:45How you doing?
07:46Good, how are you?
07:47I'm very good
07:48Ben, you're still alive
07:49She sort of fell off the face of the earth for a while
07:52I thought she just grew a beard, ran into the woods
07:55Was sort of just terminally delightful to the squirrel
07:58How do you feel being back?
07:59I was super nervous to come back
08:01Wait, why were you nervous?
08:03Because I was so fantastic the first time
08:04I was like, how do I live up here?
08:07Ben De La Creme's a little recycled
08:09You know, we've seen it
08:10I mean, Miss Congeniality to rest
08:12That shit is out the door
08:13That was how many seasons ago?
08:14Like, don't worry about trying to be that
08:16Try to get the crown
08:20Uh-oh
08:21Round two, bitches
08:26I'm Kennedy Davenport from season seven
08:29The dancing diva of Texas is back, baby
08:32And I'm dancing my way to the top
08:36Newark, LaGuardia, Kennedy Davenport
08:41Shut up
08:43I've been in this business for 17 long years
08:48I don't think the other girls are ready
08:50That is a f***ing opinion
08:52You either take it or you don't
08:54You know what?
08:55I can be an adult and say that
08:57I may have been a little b***y sometimes
08:58But since the season, things have changed
09:00I've grown
09:01Where are my sisters at?
09:03Yes!
09:04Yes!
09:06Yes!
09:07Yes!
09:07Kennedy Davenport
09:10We have developed kind of a mother-daughter relationship
09:13I get compared to Kennedy all the time
09:17You better come through, Whoville
09:18Oh my god, the look is white noise of ugly
09:22In fact, it's very Chi Chi
09:24I think Kennedy is Chi Chi from the future
09:26Coming back to tell her she's not gonna win All-Stars
09:28Bitch, they are the same person
09:30What's going on, everybody?
09:32I'm sorry, I am just staring at my reflection
09:34I know, I know
09:35You're so vain
09:36Don't get too blind, honey
09:42Well, hello, who could this be?
09:46Looks like the box got an upgrade and so did I
09:49Hallelujah, I'm back, bitches!
09:52Again
09:54I'm Shangela
09:55Baby, I'm a double kind of hoe
09:56I was on season two and three
09:58You know what they say
09:59Third time's a charm
10:01Hallelujah
10:01Hallelujah
10:02Hallelujah, ladies!
10:04He's so gay and he's so good
10:06They always said, like paper
10:07I said, what?
10:08You have an irrepressible energy
10:11But can energy make up for a lack of experience?
10:16I think the biggest misconception about my drag was that I wasn't trying hard
10:20And I swear, girl, y'all, I was trying my hardest
10:22But come to find out, you actually do need to know something about makeup and hair and costumes
10:27In order to be a full, well-rounded queen
10:29Oh
10:30What's up, bitches?
10:32Hi!
10:33Talk hallelujah to you
10:34Oh, God
10:35If I hear hallelujah one more damn time, I cannot stand it
10:40She's a hallelujah-tick
10:42Season two's in the house
10:43I was there, too
10:44One day
10:44Very briefly
10:46You are back again and again
10:48Again
10:4847th time
10:5047th time
10:51Well, 47th
10:52Since season three
10:53Y'all know I stepped into high gear and became a true professional
10:56I've worked in television
10:57I've worked in film
10:58I have been able to headline my own show on the Las Vegas Strip
11:02I'm not baby Shangee anymore
11:04Chat in Alaska
11:04Maybe make room for me in that Hall of Fame
11:07So there's our two season two
11:08Yep
11:09Yep
11:09Let's do some more season five, girl
11:11I feel like there hasn't been enough
11:16What the f*** is it?
11:19No
11:19It can't be
11:20Gina, I made it a hand of hers
11:22Well, come on, girl
11:25Welcome, All-Stars
11:27This season is all over
11:28It's all about my comeback kids
11:30Prove you've got what it takes to go all the way
11:33And the last thing you'll hear me say
11:36Is welcome to the Drag Race Hall of Fame
11:40Handy
11:42Awesome
11:45Hello, hello, hello
11:48I see all the hookers are here
11:52My legendary children
11:54Now, since last we met
11:56Your careers have taken you across the country
11:59Around the world
12:00And today, you're back where it all started
12:04This is your chance to make a killer comeback
12:07To rewrite her story
12:08And to earn your rightful place
12:11In the Drag Race Hall of Fame
12:13Y'all ready?
12:15Yes!
12:17Oh, oh, oh, but wait
12:21Before the race starts officially
12:23I have just one more queen
12:27I'd like to introduce into the competition
12:32Chandler's right there
12:33Lock the door
12:34Are they seriously doing this?
12:37Say what?
12:38Ow!
12:41It's somewhere
12:43Whatever
12:46What we saying?
12:48I have just one more queen
12:51I'd like to introduce into the competition
12:53What?
12:54Oh, Lord
12:55All hail
12:56America's OG drag superstar
12:59All the way up
13:08Hello, my beauties
13:10My name is Bebe Saharabane
13:11And you may not recognize me
13:13But I am the very first crown queen
13:15Of RuPaul's Drag Race
13:16Face, face, face
13:18Aggie face
13:19Beauty face
13:20Cameroon!
13:21The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
13:24Is Bebe
13:26Cameroon is back
13:28Hold up, hold up, hold up
13:30Didn't she already win?
13:31I know what you're thinking
13:33She already didn't hear hers
13:35Exactly
13:36But 2009 was a very different time
13:39Bebe had to deal with that season one filter
13:42Remember that?
13:43The grand prize was a measly 20,000 doulas
13:47Hell, the internet hadn't even been invented yet
13:50Bebe
13:51Are you ready to inspire a whole new generation of drag race fans?
13:56Mother, another day, another play
13:58Who's first?
14:00Oh, oh
14:02I am completely intimidated
14:05That's like if Ru just was like
14:07I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring
14:09I'm competing this year too
14:10She's already had the crown
14:12Why does she need another one?
14:13Grandma, sit down
14:14Let us other bitches have a crown
14:17Ladies, if Bebe goes all the way
14:20She'll be the first queen in Drag Race Herstory
14:23To snatch two crowns
14:25But who stays and who goes?
14:27Well, that's up to you
14:29All-star rules are in full effect
14:31Each week, the top two queens will lip-sync for their legacy
14:36The winner will receive a $10,000 tip
14:39Plus the power to eliminate one of her fellow queens
14:45Baby, this is All-Stars 3
14:47The rules are rough
14:49You don't have the opportunity to save yourself
14:50You rely on other people
14:52So there's no space for mistake
14:55None
14:55Keep your friends close
14:57And your enemies even closer
15:00Because when it comes to All-Stars
15:02It do get shady up in here
15:04Am I right?
15:04Hello
15:05Now let's take a moment to get reacquainted
15:08Oh, pit crew
15:12That's right, ladies
15:13The library is open
15:17Because reading is what?
15:19Fundamental
15:20I can't wait to see how this turns out
15:24First up, Thorgy Thor
15:26Come on down
15:29Wait, do you know where my wallet is?
15:31What?
15:31Chi-Chi, did you take it when you stole my spot in the top five of season eight?
15:36Chancela's the most annoying thing I've ever met in my life
15:38She's like a pull-up toy that says Halleloo
15:40But the only thing more annoying than Chancela is Bob the Drag Queen
15:44Just in my opinion
15:46By the way, Ru, do you know me and Aja used to work together in Brooklyn?
15:49No, I didn't know that
15:49Do you know she's a straight-up witch?
15:51She cast a spell on the producers
15:52How else do you think she ended up on All-Stars?
15:55Miss Thorgy Thor
15:57Girl, what the f*** you got on your head?
16:00Christmas with the cranks, honey
16:03Big and milky
16:05Girl, just like the drink, you give me the s***
16:09Me too
16:10Aja, welcome to the big leads
16:12Where Charlie Roos and Forever 21 won't cut it, little girl
16:18Ben Delacrim
16:19Where you been?
16:21Oh
16:22Like, literally, where you been?
16:24Oh, Seattle
16:26It's okay, I'm gonna see you, this bitch
16:28Oh my god
16:31Kennedy Davenport
16:33The only queen that doesn't have to turn to look both ways before crossing the street
16:38I hate you
16:41Chancela
16:42I always thought her name was Angela and people were just telling her to shut up
16:50Chi-Chi Devane
16:51Girl, with that mouth you could have put Black and Decker out of business, bitch
16:55Because you got a mouth full of tools, honey
16:58Kennedy Davenport
16:59Be gentle, sister
17:01You seem a little offended by our little jokes
17:03We weren't offended by your parents' little jokes
17:08Thorgy Thor
17:09You know, I love clowns
17:10And I never met an unfunny one until I heard you read it
17:14The low-rent Michelle Visage
17:16Sister, it's nice to see you here
17:17It's nice to see you anywhere, considering you've been unemployed since season six
17:22Morgan McMichael
17:23Sister, I know you love to perform hard rock music
17:25And that's good
17:26Because that face is also a hard rock
17:30Aja
17:31You're beautiful, you're gorgeous, you look like Seal
17:37Wow, Milk, you put a lot into this look
17:39What, 2%?
17:43Shangela
17:43Hey
17:44What if this season we put you in a box?
17:46Because you're going to holla lose
17:49Bebe Zahara Bonet
17:51You look like an overweight Naomi Campbell
17:55Morgan McMichael
17:56I would take the A out of your name and replace it with an O
17:59Because I'm pretty sure we'd all like you more gone
18:02Trixie, you look like a Lisa Frank serial killer
18:05I will take that
18:07I'm from Wisconsin
18:08It's an aesthetic
18:08Oh lord
18:10Well, I'm very excited to read all of my sisters
18:13Oh, Trixie, I love this full outfit
18:16I usually only get to see about this much when you're handing out balloons from that sewer grade
18:19Oh my god
18:20Oh my god
18:22Shangela
18:23You have come so far
18:25Initially, your makeup was kind of busted and your outfits were a mess
18:28And your personality was super grating
18:30But look at how far you've come now
18:31You are much older
18:34Oh my god
18:35Trixie
18:36Now, a lot of people clock your makeup, but I totally get it
18:39You know, you're just painting for the back of the room
18:41Which makes sense because that's where your audience collects if you remember to lock the door
18:47And, B.B., I hear that this is the year that you might get two crowns
18:52Which is really not a lot of dental work as far as those early seasons are concerned
18:58Thanks, Mother
19:02Mother, she looks homeless
19:06You know what, I'm not going to read Morgan McMichael
19:08Life already has
19:10Oh my god
19:11Everybody, I'm the only African here
19:14But why does it look like with Kennedy Davenport you can sponsor her for 30 cents a day
19:22Somebody burned out a light, it's shady in here
19:26The library is closed, officially
19:29The winner of today's mini challenge is
19:34Vendela Crempe
19:36You've won a $3,000 gift certificate from LA Iwerks
19:42So, Miss Congeniality won the reading challenge
19:45Some of the queens are underestimating what I'm bringing to this competition
19:48And I'm going to prove them wrong
19:50And I will be posting more of your reads at dh1.com
19:55Alright, ladies, it's time to get ready for your big comeback to the main stage
20:00For this week's maxi challenge
20:02You'll be headlining an all-star variety show
20:06Tomorrow, in front of a live studio audience, you need to show that your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent is
20:14bigger, fresher, and better than ever
20:17Hashtag all-stars three
20:19Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best all-star win
20:54I need to get the f*** out of drag
20:55That sounds like an Oprah moment, but it's true
20:58Phoebe's never really experienced a hardship on Drag Race
21:00She hasn't had a bad moment
21:01It's actually scary to be her
21:03If you have a good experience on Drag Race, it's, like, so terrifying to come back
21:08Oh, there's more to lose
21:09Absolutely
21:09And I have to say that I really thought Valentina was going to be here
21:12Me too
21:13And I am disappointed because I am now, like, the Miss Congeniality
21:18Who, like, if I'm, like, a bitch, that's going to look terrible
21:21But if Valentina was here, she's just, like, already automatically the worst about that
21:25I like Ben
21:26I just think she can come across as trying to be congenial
21:32But I don't think that that's actually who she is
21:35I think she will be congenial to get exactly what she wants
21:44Trixie, are you making a porno for your talent?
21:47No, I'm going to play violin in a red clown wig
21:49It's kind of my thing
21:50Very funny
21:51The first challenge is very, very important because in All-Stars, it's about impressing your competition
21:56So you really have to come out as a frontrunner right away
21:59What are you doing for talent?
22:00I'm drag dancing it out
22:01What are you doing?
22:02I recorded a track and I'm just going to dance
22:03Come through
22:05I've never done it before
22:06Very good
22:06And what are you doing?
22:07Just one of my songs
22:08She's also a performance
22:09A lot of the queens are doing basically the same thing
22:13Lip syncing or dancing or singing one of their original songs
22:18As long as I do well with the violin playing and my strings don't explode
22:21I'm going to win
22:21Woo!
22:23How do you feel about the whole elimination setup?
22:27I like it
22:27Do you?
22:28I'm just going to send the bitch home that I think is the strongest
22:32Really?
22:33That's exactly what I'm going to do
22:35That is terrifying
22:36Well, the thing is, I mean, why lie about it?
22:38Like, you know, everybody played Kumbaya last year
22:40And it was like, well, here, we are all friends, we are all sisters
22:46But, like, at the end of the day, $100,000
22:50My strategy for sending girls home, it isn't shady, it is honest
22:54This is a game, you have to play it to win it
22:56And I love the girls, but I want to win
22:59I feel like it would be like career suicide to look straight in the camera and say
23:02That person's my biggest threat, go home
23:03But you don't just have to deal with, like, what other people's response is
23:06You have to deal with, like, how you feel about how you won or didn't win
23:09But if you're honest, then there's no fast one being pulled
23:12If you're straight up from the jump, then there's no mincing of words
23:17There's no mix-up
23:18It's hard, though, because it's like a room full of fan favorites
23:21With the exception of me
23:22That's true
23:24But it is, I mean
23:25No, like the tea, yeah
23:26Everybody in here is a fan favorite, except me
23:29I'm not worried about that
23:30Morgan is talking about, she's going to eliminate the strongest queens to knock out the competition
23:34Sweetie, that's a great strategy that you should not have said out loud in front of all these queens
23:39Would you say that it's not RuPaul's best friend race?
23:41Well, Sean's at it, I don't know
23:43Good morning
23:45That is mom
23:47Today's maxi challenge is a RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars Variety Extravaganza
23:52My talent is not tongue-popping, don't worry
23:53How's everybody doing?
23:56Of course, everybody is getting along
23:58Everybody's kumbaya, everybody's got the Teresa, Gandhi
24:01Oh, I love you, kissy, kissy, kissy
24:04But we all know how this works
24:05It will be very interesting to see if all of this sisterly love stays
24:12Well, I'm just hoping that I am not in the bottom
24:15Because every season I've been on, I was in the bottom on the first episode
24:19But one person has to go home today
24:22I mean, it's always scary, like the very first elimination
24:25It sucks, but somebody got to do with it
24:27Tonight is the first elimination
24:30And it's all up to the girls
24:32Right now, you just don't know how it's going to go
24:35There's no set guideline
24:36And then what if we set the guidelines
24:38And somebody steps outside of those guidelines
24:41It just, it wrecks my nerves
24:45I think that we, as a group, have generally gotten along really, really well so far
24:50But I think people's true colors will start to show the minute the top and the bottom are in it
24:54I think the claws are going to come out tonight
24:56I want the claws to come out
24:58I think it'll be so fun
24:59I love drama
25:00I'm always intrigued because the fans are like
25:02Oh, you're the nice one, you're the bitchy one
25:04I'm like, baby, you realize that drag queens encompass everything, right?
25:07Like, yes, I'm a little more viper chugged
25:10Deal with it, I'll go the f*** home
25:12You're such a meanie
25:14But I don't think you are at all
25:15Morgan is one of the nicest people I've ever met
25:17I really, like, love you, Morgan
25:18Oh, thanks, babe
25:19I'm just me
25:23Do you know what?
25:23I actually think drag race is more stressful than any drag experience I've ever had in the real world
25:28I think I spent the whole time the first time on drag race saying I'm not scared
25:32Even though I was
25:33Last time I got really in my head
25:36And when I didn't do as well as I thought I was going to do, I thought it was like
25:39a reflection of my worth
25:41And Milk saw me, like, before the show aired after our season
25:44She was in a mood
25:45I was shook
25:46When I was eliminated, I was devastated
25:49I felt like the air was being sucked out of my lungs
25:54But this time around, I'm here to prove that I can get through anything that's thrown at me without getting
25:59rattled by it
26:03Who did you gag over coming in this room, honey?
26:06Aja, because she just left the season, so it was like
26:09All you're surprised to see me
26:10Yeah
26:11I mean, you were just so new
26:12Girl, you just got off the boat
26:14Bitch, you fresh meat, bitch, so
26:17But she just got off the drag race boat, but she's been doing drag for, like, six and a half
26:20years
26:20We're not talking about that
26:22Sister, I'm allowed to put a little piece in there
26:24Oh, girl, but we ain't talking about that
26:25God bless you, too
26:26Ooh, let me stop, honey
26:29Be nice, bitch
26:30They gonna start thinking I'm mean, girl
26:32Still mean, girl, you're still mean
26:34I know the girls are gonna underestimate me
26:36And my advice to them is, underestimate me
26:39Because we'll see who gets the last one
26:41I will
26:44Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars
26:48Michelle Visage, do you have stars in your eyes?
26:51Darling, I only have eyes for you
26:53Style superstar Carson Kressley
26:56Are you ready for a really big shoe?
26:58Oh, yeah, I can probably squeeze into a ladies' 15 if it's a slingback
27:03Funny man Ross Matthews
27:05Do you love a comeback?
27:06A comeback? That's two of my favorite things
27:10And the gorgeous Vanessa Hudgens
27:12Are you excited to be here?
27:14Oh, I can't believe I'm here, baby
27:15I'm so happy
27:16This week, I challenge my all-stars to gag us
27:20With their charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent
27:22In an all-star variety show
27:25Gentlemen, start your engines
27:27And may the best all-star win
27:31First up, our working girl, Shangela
27:37Sit back, everybody, I've got a little story to tell
27:41Y'all know me, a little diva that came in the mail
27:44Nancy drew up drag, even threw a drink on a bitch
27:47And now I'm back in this party to break it down again
27:53Fuck the hair, fuck the mug
27:56Fuck the nails, fuck my skirt
27:58This is how you steal the show
28:00I'm a pro
28:01Yeah
28:02Pro
28:07Work
28:08Oh, you thought that was it?
28:09Catch the verse
28:10Hold up, wait, let me get me some
28:11Telling me how much time I'm done
28:13Working my body like boom, boom, boom
28:15You wanna try to party, bring Shangela back
28:16Looking for an all-star?
28:18That's me
28:18Don't need a sugar daddy, cause I want six me
28:20Starting from the bottom, now I'm so full-grown
28:21Came from the crown like Game of Thrones
28:23Ah, rude
28:24Is the bus still running?
28:32Welcome our queen, Bebe, Sahara Banang
28:36I found my way back home
28:41Cameroon
28:42She is Cameroon, Cameroon
28:45They call her Cameroon, Cameroon
29:03Can you hear it?
29:06Now bam, bam
29:11Bam, now bam
29:27Baby is a Lion King off Broadway
29:30But she looks great
29:31She turned to me and went
29:32And I was like
29:40She's looking good
29:42And feeling Thor-gess
29:43Thorgy Thor
29:45Come on
29:45Come on
29:46Come on
29:47Come on
29:48Come on
29:49Come on
30:00Come on
30:04Come on
30:04Come on
30:04Come on
30:04Come on
30:05Come on
30:40All the way from the BK,
30:43Brooklyn's Aja!
30:47I don't understand why people leave their house looking like that.
30:50What the f*** was you thinking?
30:53Ooh, she looks even uglier out of drag.
30:56I just can't take you.
30:58How unfortunate.
31:13I'm getting my pussy up, up, up. Step your cookies up, up.
31:16Level your pussy up, up. So you'll get one, up.
31:19One, two, three, three, four, five, six, seven, seven, seven, eight, nine, ten, eight, nine, ten, seven, eight, nine, eight,
31:27nine, nine, ten, eight, nine, ten.
31:44Welcome back to RuPaul's All-Star Variety Show.
31:47Coming in for a landing, Newark, LaGuardia, Kennedy, Davenport.
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36:19to the breaking of your heart. Pick up all the pieces and go back to the start. Never
36:27losing, only using all your moving parts. All your moving parts.
36:51Last but not least, she still does a body good. Here's Mel. It's called fashion, look
36:59it up.
37:06Mel. Mel. Mel. Mel. Mel. Walking with fashion. Touch the fashion. Walking with fashion.
37:19Walk with fashion. Y'all should insert crickets right there.
37:24Walk. Touch the fashion, change your life. Fashion darling. Fashion darling. If it's
37:36just fashion darling. But you can't touch it. Touch the fashion, change your life. Touch
37:42the fashion, change your life. Touch the fashion, change your life. Touch the fashion, change
37:48your life. Touch the fashion, change your life. Touch the fashion, change your life.
37:52Oh, oh, oh, oh.
37:58Welcome All Stars. Remember, to win your place in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, you have to be
38:04both sickening and strategic. Now, when I call your name, please step forward. Chixie Mattel.
38:13Bebe Zahara Benet. Milk. Kennedy Davenport. You are all safe. Please step to the back of
38:31the stage. Ladies, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week. Now it's time for the
38:39judges' critiques. First of all, I want to say this to everybody. My goal is not to make
38:44anybody cry. But are you going to make someone quit again?
38:50First up, Shangela. What a way to start the show, Shangela. I wrote down the second you came
38:55out a 10 because you are so good. You just commanded that stage. And oh my God, the speed
39:01at which you hit that shablan. I was like, oh, it was so good. This is a bodysuit and some
39:07thigh
39:08high boots. Anywhere we go from here is going to be a plus for me because there were four bodysuits
39:12that were embellished tonight on this stage. Consider it burnt. Up next, Thorgy Thor. Hi,
39:19guys. You look amazing. I love this jumpsuit. It's so chic and beautiful. It's very Halston,
39:25Liza. It's gorgeous. And a Phyllis Diller wig. I'd never heard Sissy That Walk played on the violin.
39:32That was incredible. It's absolutely amazing to see you marry classical music and drag. But at the
39:38same time, you seemed a little bashful, kind of like, well, and I want to see you like own it
39:44more.
39:44Like, I want to see your fierceness a little more because I know that you have it in you.
39:48All right. Thank you for that challenge. Up next, Aja. You look like a model.
39:55Did you stone those tights? I liked the many reveals. I thought it was beautiful and it was
40:01just really good drag. Aja, I remember being very frustrated in season nine because I felt like I
40:05wasn't getting enough of you. You raised the bar today and then you jumped off of it. You really
40:11brought it. I'm so into voguing right now, so that gave me life. And that jump, it was just insane.
40:18This is what I was waiting for all of season nine. What's changed? I don't give a fuck what anybody
40:23thinks about me. This is me. And if somebody has a problem with it, then that's a you problem and
40:27not a me problem. That's right. You just jump on their ass. Thank you, Aja. All right, next up,
40:33Ben de la Creme. Hi. You're so beautiful. I know, right?
40:38You look stunning head to toe. The little fascinator, the jewelry, the color you chose. And then you give
40:44us comedy when you did the Ukrainian nesting dolls of bras that kept coming. And I was waiting
40:49for one of Gorbachev. I think you're just the tits. I do. You know, there are certain queens come up
40:54here and you go, I cannot wait to see what they do. You're one of them. Thank you.
41:00Up next, Chi Chi Devane. Hey, y'all. You look beautiful. Your face looks beautiful. But all I
41:06kept doing was looking at the shoes. You have to have some kind of a heel because it immediately
41:13crunches you. I have to agree with Michelle. Those shoes were killing me. I know you have to have a
41:17certain kind of shoe to do what you were doing. Yeah. But I've seen you do acrobatics.
41:20And heels. Yeah, girl. And I could have just easily just put on a six-inch heel and still
41:25worked something out. It was just a bad decision. I was not in love with the hair. I felt like
41:30it was getting in the way of the performance a lot. I think for the performance, you got to amp
41:34it up a little bit. It was almost like down here when the rest of the girls were taking it
41:38up there.
41:39And I know that you have what it takes. So I want you to push it there.
41:43Up next, Morgan McMichaels. Finally, I get to get judged by the notorious Michelle Vithari.
41:49Sure is, yes, darling. You look amazing. Out of the four spangled body suits, yours is above and
41:55beyond my favorite. I mean, the shoulder details, all of the embellishment, the colors, the
42:00iridescence, really well done. Thank you. But when you were performing, it felt like your nerves
42:04got a little bit too good of you. Because I found you almost doing the entire thing over to the
42:10girls. I had never recorded a track before, so it was a little. I get to see you in Palm
42:15Springs all
42:15the time. And nobody owns a room like Morgan McMichaels. It's like everybody in the club
42:21disappears and all I see is you because you're in charge of me. I charge for that.
42:26Any self-doubt, knock it off. Because anything less than a hundred is not good enough.
42:30You heard it here. Don't take less than a hundred.
42:37Thank you, ladies. Based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.
42:44Aja.
42:47Vendela Krem.
42:50You are the top two all-stars of the week. Condragulations. You've each won airfare and a five-night
42:58stay at the Grand Resort Hotel and Spa in Fort Lauderdale. Clothing optional. Perfect.
43:07Shangela. Thorgy Thor. You are safe. That means Chichi Devane and Morgan McMichaels. You are in the bottom two.
43:21First episode in the bottom. I've worked so hard to be here on All Stars and I do not want
43:26to go home.
43:27Like, at all. Like...
43:29Oh, God.
43:32Aja and Ben De La Creme, each of you needs to decide which of the bottom two you will eliminate
43:39if you win the lip sync.
43:42So, while you queens deliberate in the workroom, the judges and I will watch Vanessa and Porkchop lip sync for
43:51their lives.
43:53You may leave the stage.
43:57Woo! Thank you!
43:58This is All Stars. The lip sync for your legacy rules are in effect and we have to eliminate one
44:04of these queens already.
44:05And I don't think anyone's really ready for it.
44:08Well, first, congratulations.
44:09Thank you so much.
44:11Cheers, top two.
44:12It feels insane because I never was even in the top in my season. Like, I never went past save.
44:17You're only going to get it once, so enjoy it.
44:19F*** off.
44:20You're in a horrible position right now, you guys.
44:22I mean, it's not great, right? Like, this is the worst double-edged sword.
44:25It is really exciting to win this challenge. However, I want to judge fairly and playing fair does not involve
44:34eliminations that you think are just going to help you personally.
44:37Like, this sucks.
44:39You have to pick somebody.
44:40We have to because it's like, we'll never get anywhere if we're just, like, hugging each other.
44:44Girl, I'm okay with sending people home because it's a part of the gig. We signed up for it.
44:49Just think of it as, like, a business decision.
44:51So as this goes on, are you guys going to go on, like, the performance that day, performance in the
44:55show overall?
44:56It should be a combination.
44:57I'd like to know if we all have any system or code in place for how we would like to
45:02make our decisions from this night on.
45:04Are we going off the judges' critiques?
45:07Like, they sort of came to a little bit of a consensus last season.
45:10Okay, so Ms. Dela apparently is suffering from the short-term memory loss.
45:14Did you see All Stars 2?
45:16The whole group consensus thing didn't work out.
45:18Yes, we would all love to be fair.
45:20And I think we should be fair.
45:22I will respect the choice you make, and you should do the same for me.
45:25Underlying, we agree with the judges most of the time.
45:26Yes.
45:27No.
45:27I think everything has to come into play.
45:30We should look at the whole picture.
45:32As of now, the elimination strategy is definitely a free-for-all.
45:36Who knows what's going to happen?
45:38Can we all agree that if one of us lets the other borrow their gross rhinestone tank top, that we
45:43won't save them?
45:46I would like to take a moment with Morgan and Chi-Chi, if that's okay with y'all.
45:51Yeah, that's cool.
45:52Unless y'all want to fight.
45:53Y'all want to fight.
45:54Want to fight.
45:58All right.
45:59Hi.
45:59How are you?
46:00It is what it is.
46:02Yeah.
46:02Somebody got to go home first.
46:04Sure.
46:04You know what I mean?
46:04When it all boils down to it, I up.
46:07But I don't want you to feel like I'm giving up.
46:10I've always been a fighter.
46:11I've fought my whole life.
46:13I fought to get here.
46:14I do think you're a super fierce competitor, and I know that you're capable of stronger work than you did
46:19tonight.
46:19Yeah.
46:19But sometimes you're done, and that's okay.
46:22You know what I mean?
46:23Because you have a full career ahead of you no matter what.
46:25I don't want to go home because I feel like I still have something to prove.
46:29But I'm really not counting on Dayla to have my bae.
46:34I haven't been on Drag Race since 2010.
46:38I've wanted this for so long.
46:39Because I have so much more to give and so much more to show.
46:43And now the chance that I might be going home, that's the kick in the tits.
46:47This is the tits.
46:48You're such a bitch.
46:49Like, you could literally point at someone and make them feel like they're going to die.
46:52But I really wish you would have gave Morgan, like, 1,000%.
46:57The reason why I was reserved was because it was something that I had recorded and done myself.
47:02I've seen Morgan perform several times.
47:05I've had Morgan force-feed me vodka in a bar.
47:08I know she can give me so much more than that.
47:13Good luck and don't.
47:16F*** it up.
47:24Girl, I just want you to know whatever decision you make, I am not mad about it.
47:32It is what it is.
47:33My fear is not really sending anybody home because I don't really have a problem doing that.
47:37It's more so, like, making the right decision and knowing, like, who really fell and who fell the hardest.
47:42I have to think about this really hard because I'm about to ruin somebody's life.
47:46Do I go with the girl who is nervous and give her another chance or do I go with the
47:50girl who didn't really bring it and give her another chance?
47:53This is going to be a tough decision.
47:55I'm going to go put on something more see-through so I can be a hoe.
47:58How are you doing?
47:59Well, as good as expected, I suppose.
48:01I want to talk to you about something.
48:03You were saying that you would be strategic about possibly eliminating girls that you saw as big competition.
48:09Uh-huh.
48:10And it is hard for me not to think about, like, if you stay, would you knock me out?
48:17You know what I mean?
48:18Like, that's obviously on my mind.
48:19I can't pretend that's not there.
48:21We talk about, oh, we're family, we're sisters, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
48:23That's fine.
48:24We are those things.
48:25Yeah.
48:25But, like, straight up honesty.
48:27I would send stronger girl home.
48:30And that's just the truth.
48:31I guess you have to look at how you think.
48:33If you want to go with what the judges said, I think that they picked on her hair, her shoes,
48:39and the kind of all-around appearance.
48:41And they just picked on my, you know, lack of effervescence.
48:46You know.
48:49Yeah.
48:50It's clear that Dayla does not agree with the way I want to send people home.
48:55She's, you know, Miss Congeniality.
48:57But if Dayla's making her decision based on the critiques, I was not the worst out of the two of
49:02us.
49:03So, we'll see.
49:10I'm feeling a lot of pressure to set a precedent for how this competition is going to be run.
49:15I feel the responsibility to the group for kind of setting the tone of this whole thing.
49:21I'm just following my heart and following what the judges say.
49:25That's how I'm going to make my decision.
49:26Just because I want to send somebody home does not mean I don't like you.
49:30And it doesn't mean I don't respect you.
49:31It just means you did bad.
49:33It's nothing personal.
49:34It's just drag.
49:43Welcome back, ladies.
49:45Two top all-stars stand before me.
49:48Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn the power to give one of the
49:57bottom queens the chop.
50:01The time has come to lip sync for your legacy.
50:09Good luck, and don't.
50:12F*** it up.
50:13My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
50:21Boy, Troy, named Troy, used to live in Detroit.
50:24Big, big, big money.
50:26He was getting some coins.
50:28Went to shootouts with the Lord, but he lived in a palace.
50:31Who brought me Alex and the McQueen.
50:33He was keeping me stylish.
50:34Now that's real, real, real.
50:37Wasn't in my perks, cause I can't just to kill.
50:40Who wanna go first?
50:41I had him push the daffodils.
50:44I'm on some dumb shit.
50:45By the way, what'd he say?
50:47He can tell I ain't missing no meals.
50:49Come through and chuck him in my automobile.
50:50So I pulled up in the jack and I hit him with the jack like dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
50:53-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.
50:54My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
51:02Aja's giving y'all Nicki Minaj's blah blah blah blah blah, and Vendela's giving you more comedy version of the
51:08anaconda.
51:11Baby, it's anyone's game.
51:12We love this fat ass.
51:17This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the f***ing club.
51:22I said, with my fat ass big bitches in the club.
51:26The skinny bitches, the skinny bitches in the club.
51:30Like, yeah.
51:39I got a big fat ass.
51:50Ladies, I have made my decision.
51:59Vendela Cramp.
52:01Your winner, baby.
52:07I'm the first winner.
52:09I won my first lip sync ever.
52:11I feel incredible, like I'm on top of the world.
52:14And you've earned a cash tip of $10,000.
52:19I'll take it.
52:23Aja, you are safe.
52:25Thank you so much.
52:30Will the bottom two please step forward?
52:47You guys are both super fierce queens.
52:50But, Chi-Chi, I know that you know that you didn't bring your strongest performance tonight.
52:54Morgan, I think that you took a risk and you tried something new tonight.
52:57And I don't think that it was a perfect payoff, and you know that.
53:00And when we, as a group, talked about why we might eliminate somebody moving forward,
53:06we talked about that we would not want to make that decision pretty much unanimously
53:10based on knocking somebody that we saw as fierce competition out of the way.
53:14And you were very forthright in saying that that is something that you would do.
53:17And in the interest of everyone moving forward, I chose Morgan McMichaels.
53:25Morgan McMichaels.
53:27Yes.
53:27You are and will always be an all-star.
53:32Now, sashay away.
53:34Thank you, guys.
53:39I'm confused by Dayla.
53:41I think she believes that we're set on a group consensus of how we're going to actually send
53:46the girls home.
53:47But, nope.
53:48Maybe that's a completely different TV show.
53:52Performing my own track, I think, was a little, you know, risque.
53:56But I think that it's a little contradictory that Dayla sent me home because I wasn't the
53:59worst out of the two.
54:00But I'm grateful to be here.
54:02Even though I'm the first to go, I'm still part of a legacy.
54:04So, I'm excited about that.
54:06If I had to say anything...
54:07Oh, s***.
54:11Blessed be, kitty girl.
54:13Don't be scared.
54:14I got your back.
54:20I don't know what that means.
54:23Like, seriously, though.
54:25Anyone want to tell a bitch?
54:27No.