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DRAG☆FOLKS
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00:01Let's wake it up.
00:03Um...
00:05You're a pickle.
00:07You're a cheeseburger.
00:09You're a squat machine, bitch.
00:12You're Lydia Collins.
00:14You're Ly...
00:16You're RuPaul!
00:19You are now...
00:21plain Jane.
00:23Burger Pinker!
00:25Would you consider yourself a gym girl?
00:31Yes, except I like calisthenics.
00:33I don't like to like lift the weights.
00:35I don't like the machine.
00:36I mean, I kind of like the machines,
00:37but I don't like to do like dead lifting.
00:39I like to use my own body weight to make sure that I'm staying fit.
00:43So no, you don't like the gym.
00:45I do. I love to go to the gym.
00:47It looks like you like the gym, bigums.
00:50Yes, I like to balk at the gym.
00:53I like to sue me, okay?
00:56My girlfriend wants me to be big and strong,
00:58so I balk at the gym.
01:00Who's your girlfriend? She's so lucky.
01:06You, Miss Wizard.
01:07Yes.
01:08You, Miss Wizard.
01:09Okay, listen.
01:10I want to be in like six to eight months.
01:13I want to be jacked, bitch.
01:15I want to be lean.
01:16I want to be clean.
01:18I want to be that girl that eats like healthy, like almonds.
01:21One almond.
01:22Can you flex?
01:23Three almond.
01:24Four.
01:25I want to be that girl that eats the...
01:26What?
01:27Yes.
01:28Ooh.
01:29I love it.
01:30Corey, if I, if I drank enough muscle milks to get like really jacked,
01:33like if I got like muscular, like crystal envy muscular,
01:36what would you think?
01:39Yes.
01:40I would love you any way you are.
01:42What if I won?
01:43What if I just like all of a sudden gained like a fuck ton of weight?
01:46Would you love me?
01:47Yeah.
01:48I would love you.
01:49But I want you to live as long as you can.
01:51So I'll make sure that you're healthy.
01:52Oh my God.
01:53What?
01:54I want to be with you forever.
01:55I want to be with you forever.
01:56Forever.
01:57Okay.
01:58So I want to make sure that you're healthy.
02:00Well, I am going to make sure that I can go to the gym
02:03because that sentence was bleak and scary to me.
02:06Okay.
02:07So honestly, when do you work out?
02:10What about the reverse?
02:13What if I got so twinkie and skinny?
02:15Gain it back.
02:17Sorry.
02:18Oh, so I can love you anyway, but you won't love me anyway.
02:22I'm more emotional than you.
02:23You have to love me whatever.
02:27Here we are.
02:28It is my favorite time.
02:30And it is yours.
02:31Oh, always.
02:32We are about to play LGB or T gym edition.
02:37Are you ready, baby?
02:38I'm ready.
02:39Look at me.
02:40Are you ready?
02:41I hope.
02:42Give me a kiss.
02:43I don't think I want to.
02:44Do it.
02:49Oh, that, okay.
02:50Well, thank you.
02:53Lesbians, gay, bye for gyms.
02:59Elliptical.
03:00Um.
03:05Lesbian.
03:06It gives kind of lesbian to me.
03:07I was going to say that.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Gay.
03:10Gay.
03:11Treadmill gives like gay straight adjacent.
03:13Free weights.
03:14Gay.
03:15Gay.
03:16Why are you pumping that hard?
03:17Gay.
03:18Oh my God.
03:19Yeah, ran through gay.
03:20Tina Burner, definitely free weights.
03:21Tina Burner on, no, she doesn't.
03:23Yes, she does.
03:24Look at her arms.
03:25Oh.
03:26Oh, Pilates.
03:27Pilates.
03:28Sexy lesbian.
03:29Lesbian.
03:30Sexy lesbian.
03:31Lipstick lesbian down.
03:32Listen, okay, so my mom is not a lesbian, but she loves her Pilates.
03:35Look at it.
03:36That's, I feel like that's what she needs to do to be able to scissor.
03:39Remember how we were like, remember how we were struggling with scissor?
03:42I feel like if we did Pilates.
03:43We need some Pilates.
03:44Pilates will get you right.
03:45I feel like it will get us right.
03:46Zumba.
03:47That gives strike, girl.
03:49It does give strike.
03:50Bye.
03:51Bye.
03:52Bye.
03:53Bye.
03:54Bye curious.
03:55It gives like, you came here because you were tired of your boyfriend and you met a girl
03:59and you were like, I'm gonna eat a pussy.
04:01You know what I mean?
04:02It gives like...
04:03I would smack on it.
04:04Why not?
04:05I would munch the carpet.
04:06Squats.
04:07Oh, honey.
04:08Okay, hear me out.
04:10Trans.
04:13Yes!
04:14I can sell it if you need me to sell it.
04:16Go ahead, do it.
04:17So like, hear me out.
04:18So like, you're trans and you just got your BBL.
04:21So you're constantly doing squats to make sure your gender-affirming surgery is where it needs to be.
04:28So when are you gonna start doing that?
04:30I'm not trans.
04:34The gym, baby.
04:35What do we think?
04:36I'm gonna continue doing it.
04:38Cameron Michaels counts your fucking days, bitch.
04:40I'm gonna be more toned than Cameron Michaels.
04:44Yes, you are.
04:45Who else is a muscle queen?
04:47That's it.
04:48I think that's it, right?
04:50Do you have any body goals at the end of the year?
04:53Oh, I don't know.
04:54No, I am my own body goal.
04:56I'm a wizard.
04:57I can make my own self happen.
05:03You said I'm a wizard, bitch.
05:04I can do what I want to when I want to.
05:06I can't.
05:07I'm a frog, bitch.
05:09I'm Corey King, bitch.
05:11I'm Sam Starr.
05:15No, no, no, no, no.
05:16I'm Lydia Collins.
05:17I'm Lydia Collins.
05:18Oh, fuck.
05:19Oh, shit.
05:20I like that.
05:21Oh, my God.
05:22Anyway, we're going to continue to keep working out to be as healthy and as strong as possible
05:28so we can fight the evils and monsters in this world, like Crystal Envy's jaw.
05:34Thanks.
05:35But at the end of the day, girl, at the end of the day, love yourself, love your body.
05:39You do not need to work out.
05:40Eat what you want.
05:41Be happy.
05:42Life, happiness is far more important than worrying about your summer body.
05:45I fully pinned.
05:46Yes.
05:47Down.
05:52Bye.
05:53Enjoy your day.
05:54Thanks for watching.
05:55You're welcome.
05:56I'm a frog.
05:58Oh, shit.
05:59I'm a frog.
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