00:01Let's wake it up.
00:04Oh, no, babe.
00:06Oh, no.
00:10Are you okay?
00:12I need a celebratory biscuit, that shit.
00:19This is the week of food.
00:21It is.
00:22This is it.
00:23That's every week for you, apparently.
00:26I'd like to say, okay, I am the body of season 17.
00:29So I just eat, but it goes in the right places.
00:32I love food.
00:34What's your favorite food?
00:35Thai curry.
00:36I love Indian food.
00:38Crab legs.
00:39Or just like a nice, sweaty, juicy burger.
00:42What about you?
00:43You like chicken tenders?
00:44This is where the autism really flourishes.
00:46I don't like vegetables unless they're blended.
00:49I don't really like steak.
00:51But also, I don't like condiments either.
00:53But now, if there's a hair in her food,
00:55if a bug lands on her food, she'll eat the hair,
00:57she'll eat the bug.
00:58Oh, the body's still rocking.
00:59That's crazy.
01:00But also, the stuff can't be touching it.
01:02If there's like a chicken sandwich, but there's pickles on it,
01:05throw the whole sandwich in there.
01:06Oh, I take my food and I just...
01:08I don't...
01:09Mmm.
01:10Mmm.
01:11Someone said, put them up.
01:13What do you want to eat before I kill you?
01:15I would like, put it down.
01:18Walk with me.
01:19Walk with me.
01:20Okay.
01:21I want beer batter fried.
01:22What do they call them?
01:23The psoriasis fries?
01:24People call them psoriasis fries,
01:26because they look like if you scratch it,
01:27it'll dig and drip or something like that.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Like garlic fries?
01:30That's a little too much.
01:31That's a lot of flavor.
01:32Okay.
01:33You like...
01:34S'more's my favorite flavor of all time.
01:35Do you like an actual s'more,
01:36like graham cracker chocolate marshmallow?
01:37I've never had one.
01:38I want to be outside,
01:39so I've never been outside long enough actually.
01:41That's right!
01:42You've never been camping?
01:43No.
01:44You've never had like weenies over the fire?
01:45Or like a mountain high?
01:46Why do you say like you 80?
01:47Who said that?
01:48Have you ever had some weenies down the fire?
01:50Things taste so much better on the fire.
01:52Imagine chicken tenders,
01:53char roasted babies.
01:54Imagine...
01:55That's not how they're made.
01:57I have a power where like,
01:58I can look at it and know I'm not going to like it.
02:00Like if I see something,
02:01it looks like some bullshit,
02:02I don't need to eat it,
02:03because I know it's not going to be there.
02:04Okay.
02:05What would it be if I was a food?
02:06If I was a tasty yummy food,
02:08you just wanted to devour,
02:09what would I?
02:10You would be like,
02:11you know like potato sticks?
02:15What the fuck?
02:16You know potato sticks?
02:17French fries?
02:18No.
02:20Potato sticks.
02:22You have potato sticks, babe.
02:24That's a potato stick.
02:25Yeah, like...
02:26I mean, I'm not mad at that.
02:27Do you like them?
02:28I love potato sticks.
02:29Aww.
02:30We just have potato sticks.
02:31What would I be?
02:32The psoriasis fries, bitch.
02:34Who would you think should pay the bill
02:37if we go out to eat?
02:38It's kind of hard when you're both delicate women
02:41because it's like,
02:42who's the man?
02:43You know?
02:44Well, I know what I am.
02:45Dick and balls, bitch.
02:47Let me tell y'all something, okay?
02:49I was on ninth place on a season
02:51that's been done,
02:52been did, done, done, did.
02:53This bitch,
02:54this bitch got farther than me on the first season
02:57and she came back and did another one.
02:59So I am spending so much money.
03:01Oh, so I'm the breadwinner.
03:02When I was away spending money for All Stars,
03:05you were there making cameos this Shrek.
03:07I'm just a poor man.
03:08She says this as if she's not like...
03:10Please.
03:11It's okay, I'll get a feed, babe.
03:12Buy a cameo for me.
03:14I have no money.
03:15I spent it all on many dresses, please.
03:18Now I think we should play a game.
03:19What's the game called, babe?
03:20Oh, yes.
03:21Okay, so we are going to play a game called L-G-B-R-T.
03:26Or T.
03:29Lesbian, gay, bi, or...
03:31James.
03:34Acai bowls.
03:35Oh!
03:36Bisexual.
03:37He's giving Zzer.
03:38Yes!
03:39Rotisserie chicken.
03:40The chicka C.
03:41Gay.
03:42You think?
03:43I think lesbian.
03:44No, no, no.
03:45It's gay because look, he's hogtied.
03:46He is hogtied.
03:47Okay.
03:48And then his insides were fucking hollowed out
03:50and then he got a big .
03:51What the ?
03:52Gay.
03:53I feel like it gives like hearty woman
03:55laying on her couch after a long day of work.
03:58Well, why is she gaped and her feet are tied?
04:00It's amazing.
04:01She had a long day!
04:02We could say it could be either or.
04:04Yeah, okay.
04:05You decide.
04:06All right, all right.
04:07Chicken fingers.
04:08I want to say bye.
04:09I kind of want to say bye, too.
04:10Jello.
04:11Oh, that's...
04:12That's lesbian in the name.
04:13It's like...
04:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:15Waffles.
04:16Straight?
04:17Maybe like homophobic, like self-loathing gay.
04:22Maybe.
04:23Like maybe down low because look at those gaping holes on it.
04:26But not...
04:27Oh my God.
04:28Look at those big gapey wet buttery holes.
04:29It's giving gay.
04:30But not DL.
04:31It gives very just much just like, you know, like, like a suzy gay.
04:34Like, hey there.
04:35Hello there.
04:36How are you?
04:37Double cheeseburger.
04:38Oh!
04:39Oh, honey.
04:40Oh!
04:41That's straight, honey.
04:42This is...
04:43This is straight.
04:44Look at the dryness of the burger.
04:45It's straight because who wants to eat a wall of meat?
04:47That's the...
04:48I hate a double cheeseburger.
04:49That's so disgusting to me.
04:50Lasagna.
04:51Mmm.
04:52That's messy bottom gay.
04:54It's giving...
04:55Goes out on a date with his top.
04:56He says, what are you gonna get to eat a salad today, babe?
04:58And he's like...
04:59I'm gonna get a lasagna, babe.
05:00Really?
05:01You're not getting any.
05:02You're getting painted tonight.
05:03I see lesbian.
05:04Lasagna also just kind of sounds like lesbian.
05:06Yeah.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:09Trans.
05:10This...
05:13The Pokemon is trans.
05:14It's trans.
05:15Pickles.
05:16Gay.
05:17Mmm.
05:18It kind of gives...
05:19Gay man doing drag.
05:20CD.
05:21They get pickled.
05:22It's CD.
05:23It's CD.
05:24Ranch dressing.
05:25Oh!
05:26Oh!
05:27Trans.
05:28No.
05:29But Harmona loves ranch, so now I'm thinking trans.
05:31Maybe.
05:32Charcuterie board?
05:33Wait, lesbian!
05:34No, no, no.
05:35Look at those child-bearing hips.
05:38Charcuterie board, I think, is lesbian because it's...
05:40I think it's bi.
05:41No, no, no.
05:42Because it wants everything.
05:43It's...
05:44Oh, but it's the...
05:45Lesbians love a charcuterie board.
05:46It's the perfect dish.
05:47I feel like gay people like charcuterie boards, too.
05:49I don't give a shit what they like.
05:51$18 salads.
05:52Jesus.
05:53That's the trend of the experience.
05:54No, it's just...
05:55Because it's expensive, like new pussy.
05:58Ooh!
05:59Ooh, nachos.
06:00That to me is...
06:01Ooh!
06:02That's just...
06:03Oh my God!
06:04Oh, it looks so good.
06:05That is too fucking bad!
06:06This is what you're talking about.
06:07Corey does not like wet food or food touching.
06:08That literally gave me a physical reaction.
06:10That is disgusting.
06:12So what is it?
06:13Gang.
06:16Well, listen.
06:17Food, you gotta eat it.
06:18But not too much.
06:20Or else it'll be like Joella.
06:22Anyway, thank you so much for coming to...
06:25Wow.
06:27Wow.
06:28I'm kidding.
06:29I'm kidding.
06:30I'm kidding.
06:31I'm kidding.
06:32I'm kidding.
06:33I'm not.
06:34For coming to Pillow Talk.
06:35With Bucking.
06:36Fuck 2K.
06:37Oh, fuck.
06:38Fuck that bitch!
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