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Byker Grove (1989) S11E15
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00:30Sida, wait for us, please.
00:46Well, if you haven't bought enough for a month, then you might be able to manage.
00:49Yeah, I'll take one.
00:51I'll tell you what, pet, why do you want to give me all your bags?
00:54And Sida and give you a piggy bath?
00:56Me trolley's broken, it's not my fault.
00:58No, like you, chucking up for the past three hours.
01:01She couldn't help being air safe.
01:03You could have took some tablets.
01:04I've never flown before.
01:06You get ill on the bus, man.
01:08Stop it.
01:10Hello, good morning.
01:11The future of a best-selling...
01:12Keep away from that, William.
01:13I've run a check, he's got a record.
01:16Why, what's he done?
01:17Shot the Queen.
01:17All I'm saying is, you don't mix with criminals.
01:21Especially if you want to get on the force.
01:23It's legal to do.
01:24A police search on somebody for your own use, isn't it?
01:26I'm only trying to stop you falling into bad company.
01:28You mean like people who do illegal searches?
01:30If I don't get out with you soon, I think I'm going to go mad.
01:38We came together, we stick together.
01:40I wish she hadn't come.
01:42What?
01:43Can't you just forget about what happened?
01:44No.
01:45She said I was a criminal.
01:47Now we've got to hang around for hours because of her.
01:49By the time we get to the hotel, it's going to be time to come home again.
01:52This is brilliant.
01:54Me back's been left on the tarmac and it won't be delivered for two days.
01:57So what?
01:58You've got six more.
01:59Like one's going to matter.
02:01Matter?
02:01It's got all me swim stuff in, me sun creams and everything.
02:04Just wear your pens and go topless, nobody'll notice.
02:07You're not funny.
02:08You could borrow one of my costumes.
02:11Some wear in one of your suits.
02:12Well, bang goes me chances of pulling then.
02:16Should we find the bus?
02:18Okay.
02:19Jeff!
02:20Jeff!
02:21Matt had an idea.
02:23Nearly gave us a heart attack.
02:24We could start a nest watch.
02:25Make sure no one steals the eggs.
02:27What, you want to sleep up in the rafters?
02:28No, no.
02:29The house would fly off.
02:30They felt threatened.
02:31We could come outside.
02:33He's got a tent.
02:33Oh, and what do you do when people start asking why you're hanging out all day and all night?
02:38This is a secret.
02:39I could come by the pond.
02:40See I'm studying nighttime aquatics.
02:42No one will know what I'm on about.
02:44Something to put those toasters to me.
02:46Hey, brother.
02:49Are you finished?
02:50Yeah, all done.
02:51Okay, you can go.
02:53Liam, I want you back by five.
02:55Why me?
02:56Because...
02:57Wait, I'm off.
03:00You ought to think yourself lucky you're allowed out.
03:04Are you going to get dressed?
03:07Ugh, what for?
03:09I've got nowhere to go.
03:10I know how much the groove meant to you.
03:12But that doesn't mean you should stew in your own juices.
03:15What else can I do on a Saturday?
03:17When my only mates are replaced, I can't go.
03:19Have you thought about looking for a job?
03:20Aye, aye.
03:21I couldn't ask about it.
03:22I've got plenty of astronauts.
03:23Hey, Jack, sometimes in life, you've just got to move on.
03:26You might not think it, but getting bored from the grove, it could be a good thing.
03:35Are they okay?
03:36Shh.
03:39I think they're fine.
03:40Oh, well, this looks fun.
03:54Let's just get there.
03:57She's not here for one thing anyway.
03:58I don't believe what my dad's done.
04:19He's only checked you out on the police computer.
04:21Now he says I've got to stay away from you.
04:22Well, what's he been done for?
04:25Not cleaning the bath properly in the build-up area.
04:27All right, Lance.
04:29Oh, good.
04:29The four must get to yours.
04:31Greg, the toilet's need doing.
04:32You too?
04:33Polishing dusters.
04:35Ollie, come to the bins.
04:37We're already doing chores at home.
04:38Oh, you do the crime, you do the time.
04:40Look, we were protecting that, right?
04:42Aye.
04:42How long's this going to go on for?
04:44What if you've proven you can be trusted?
04:45I know how you can get Jeff to let you do the hell watch.
04:49How?
04:50Greg's got some walkie-talkies.
04:52You could use one of them to radio us if anything happened.
04:54Then I could send me dad over.
04:56Worth a try.
04:56Save it and have a borrow.
04:57But remember, the hells are just between us.
05:00I know.
05:01Room 327.
05:03Thanks.
05:03Um, sorry, gratis.
05:05Another.
05:05What?
05:06You don't know where it is?
05:07Do you mean you've lost it?
05:08Oh, well, that's great, that is.
05:12What's this?
05:12International Lou Shares Luggage Week!
05:14Another bag gone walkies at the street.
05:16You'd be lucky if you left with a toothbrush.
05:18It wouldn't be funny if it was your bag.
05:20Just find me bag.
05:21Well, it isn't, is it?
05:23That bag had all me lush stuff in.
05:25It had me make-up, me lippy, everything.
05:27Can you speak English?
05:29I am speaking English!
05:30I didn't think you'd come round.
05:32I thought you were still mad at us.
05:33Well, of course I'm mad at you.
05:34You could have killed Regina and her mates.
05:36It was an accident.
05:37What?
05:38You was in a dodgy firework having no brain?
05:40I don't know what I was thinking.
05:41It was just that lot winds up.
05:44Do you think Geoff was too hard on you?
05:47No.
05:47So what now?
05:48Lou reckons I should get a job.
05:50Like what?
05:50I wish I knew.
05:51Why don't you make a list of the things that you're good at
05:53and then match that up to a job?
05:55I'm glad to see somebody's getting them organised.
05:57Come on, we're off to the job centre.
05:59Can't I go tomorrow?
06:00There's no time like the present.
06:02Isn't that right, Therese?
06:03I don't care, you're not getting it.
06:27We didn't get off to a very good start, did we?
06:40No, not really.
06:42Well, I like a man who's not afraid to get his hands dirty.
06:45What do you think?
06:46Yep, looks like you've finally found a talent.
06:48Good.
06:49Because we're only doing it because of you.
06:51Well, it's just worth it.
06:52Well, polishing maybe.
06:54But cleaning the gutter, we'll be pushing it.
06:56Can you end up and go off?
06:58Well, not really.
07:00Five minutes.
07:02Cheers.
07:05Having fun?
07:06No.
07:07Where are they off to?
07:09Snog break.
07:11Ooh.
07:12Craig!
07:14This is a girl's freezer.
07:16Can I borrow your waltry tartries?
07:17What do you want them for?
07:19I can't tell you.
07:20Then I can't lend them.
07:21You never use them.
07:22What the fool?
07:24Then I'm busy.
07:28I need more hangers.
07:31See that she has nicked your hangers.
07:41And where are you going to put those?
07:42In here.
07:44And where's where you put ours?
07:47Search me.
07:48See that she has filled the wardrobe with her shoes.
07:52Mommy, I'll be in a minute.
07:55Oh.
07:55What did you bring those for?
07:57To wear?
07:58To rub me nose in it?
08:01What are you doing?
08:03I'm putting them on the balcony.
08:04Get out the main.
08:10I'm off to the beach.
08:11See yous later.
08:11Wait for it.
08:12Oh.
08:16Wait for it.
08:23The Harry fan club is in the building.
08:25At least I've got one.
08:26Hiya.
08:27Have you sought a gig for us yet?
08:29Gig?
08:30You know, for me to come and help.
08:31Oh, no.
08:32No, not yet.
08:33Hiya.
08:35It's Natty, no friends.
08:36Oh, just because Liam's got good taste, it's not my fault.
08:40I've hardly seen you.
08:41You're always gigging.
08:42I'm not now.
08:43I hope he's worth it.
08:44Yeah, he is worth it, actually.
08:46Yeah, well, at least I've not abandoned Harry.
08:48Claire?
08:48You know what, Claire?
08:49I hope you're very happy together.
08:51Is there anyone in?
08:57Has the aquatic life study coming on?
08:59Pretty good.
09:00Eh, that's water in the green stuffed algae.
09:04I reckon I'll find the Loch Ness Monster by midnight.
09:07Have they got the walkie-talkies?
09:09Not yet.
09:10I will, though.
09:10I said I'd give them a demo.
09:14Right.
09:14Where are they?
09:15Eh.
09:16Back at base camp on charge.
09:17They'll be ready for testing around five.
09:19Really?
09:20Eh.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Yeah, sure.
09:23Right.
09:23I'll come back then.
09:27I'll sort it.
09:28We'll have to sort something out anyway.
09:30They've only got me mum and dad to agree to one night in any case.
09:33Do you think yours would?
09:34I doubt it.
09:35I'll sort the walkie-talkies out.
09:40What are you doing?
09:44It's probably spying for Jeff.
09:48Right.
09:49You can't see your game then?
09:49Do you think there's anybody here who's not married at under 12?
10:08Probably.
10:09Probably.
10:10Great.
10:10What we meant to do on a family resort.
10:13Well, why don't you join the Teddy Turtle Club?
10:15I hear there's a sandcastle competition this afternoon.
10:20Where's the talent then?
10:23Matt.
10:24Matt.
10:24Maybe.
10:25Maybe.
10:25Maybe.
10:25Sorry.
10:27But I've got them.
10:28And some new batteries.
10:30They're toys.
10:31They work really well.
10:33Honest.
10:34Set?
10:35Yeah, yeah.
10:36You got the radios?
10:37Yep.
10:38They don't know what you mean by me.
10:40They've got a fantastic range.
10:42To be fair.
10:51Aussie.
10:54Is it Sita?
10:57Yeah.
10:57Why do boys get so soppy?
11:00I get two tickets to go to Jamaica, the most beautiful place in the world,
11:04and she dumps me and goes off to some tacky resort in Spain.
11:07So go to Jamaica?
11:09If it's so beautiful, maybe you'll meet a beautiful person when you're there.
11:15And I can use your spare ticket.
11:17You pretend you've taken your little sis on holiday,
11:20and everyone will think, what a nice boy, bound to work.
11:24Well, don't pack your bucket and spade.
11:25I can cash Seater's ticket and get some spending money.
11:28But my company's worth far more.
11:30Oh, but they'd miss you here. I couldn't be responsible for that.
11:34Spoiler sport.
11:35That's the nicest thing anybody's called me for a long time.
11:39Oh, sorry. I've left me bag in the hotel.
11:43You seem to be leaving bags everywhere in the day.
11:45Ha, ha.
11:46Gracias, señorita.
11:48I don't think I'll be having very many of these.
11:51Why not? It's legal. So I'm going to get smashed.
11:54Just because it's legal doesn't mean you have to overdo it.
11:57Oh, yes, it does. I'm drinking to forget.
11:59Forget what?
12:00Forget that I'm on holiday with you.
12:02Greenwatch one.
12:13Greenwatch leader.
12:14Greenwatch leader receiving loudon.
12:16Clear over.
12:18Clear as a bear.
12:19Where is she?
12:21Greenwatch one.
12:23Where are you over?
12:23Erm, in the girls' toilets.
12:26What?
12:27Shhh.
12:29Strange things.
12:32That's passing through a four-foot wall, is that?
12:35We're killing it.
12:37Oh, great. All English grub.
12:40Yeah, really authentic Spain.
12:43Why, you don't want to eat something if you don't know what's in it?
12:46Ever heard of adventure?
12:47A pair of steak and chips.
12:49Not just order anything.
12:52I feel sick.
12:54You've drank too much.
12:56No, I haven't.
12:57I'm stone-cold sober.
12:58Say it, red lorry, yellow lorry.
13:01I've had a two when I'm sober.
13:03Shall we get a giraffe of wine?
13:07A carafe.
13:09Carafe, giraffe, as long as it's wine.
13:12Well, I'm having a mineral water.
13:14Oh, party.
13:16Groana, you might want to try it.
13:18If it's a cocktail, I'll have two.
13:21Matt and Nicky do receive over.
13:26Matt.
13:27Can you hear us?
13:28Matt.
13:29Nicky, you're breaking up.
13:30Matt.
13:31Is that better?
13:32Yeah, that's a lot clearer.
13:34I said you couldn't use them, didn't I?
13:35Get off!
13:36This is car 41.
13:37Pick up at Mount Pleasant Avenue.
13:38Nicky?
13:39This is flight Alpha Tango.
13:40I request permission for emergency plans.
13:41Stop it!
13:42You think you're so clever.
13:43I'll have the other one back tomorrow.
13:44Greg!
13:45You want me to trust you and my stuff, but you won't trust me?
13:46I can't.
13:47Fine.
13:48Okay, I'll tell you.
13:49These two friends again?
13:50No.
13:51Just happy.
13:52Drunk more like.
13:53Why are we going to bed anyway?
13:54I know she'll be out partying.
13:55We haven't slept in almost 36 hours.
13:57Yeah, and I need to save all my energy for all the men I'm going to meet tomorrow.
13:58Well, I hope they've got some money because I've spent a bomb.
13:59Well, don't come run to me when you've run out.
14:04What?
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14:29OK, you don't know.
14:30As always.
14:31Ooh!
14:37Cedar!
14:38Are you asleep yet?
14:40Yes.
14:41yle?
14:42Karen's snoring.
14:43I'm not!
14:45Why don't we just shut up and get some sleep?
14:49Well, I'd... but she's jubbering on.
14:53Good night.
14:54Good night, Cedar.
14:56Good night, Jumbo.
14:57Good night, Mary Ellen.
14:58Shut up, man.
14:59Matt?
15:00Matt?
15:01Matt?
15:02Matt?
15:03Matt?
15:04Matt?
15:05Matt?
15:06Matt?
15:26Matt?
15:28Matt, I'm sorry.
15:29– Hey, this is having some strange frequency problems.
15:31– It was my Pratt brother.
15:32– Did you get rid of him?
15:33– Yeah, but I had to tell him about the olds.
15:35Or he wouldn't let's keep the radios.
15:37– Great.
15:38– I didn't tell him about the eggs though.
15:40– I'd like a refund on this ticket please.
15:43She must be mad.
15:45Most people would give anything to go to Jamaica.
15:48Especially with me.
15:51– Are you still getting up today?
15:55getting up today go away well you missed breakfast I don't want to eat again I
16:02need coffee I told you not to drink she was forcing us I was not well I'm going
16:08to the beach you know that yellow stuff between the sea and the promenade can
16:12you not wait no me you're the criminal you know what happened I what you told
16:25it is try like about you say what I think oh look who it is I thought you only came
16:51out at night what come a convert watching with you sounds like you and
16:55Matt have a real hoot who told you oh it looks like we've ruffled our feathers
17:03where's she don't know don't I wish she'd stop fighting well she started it she
17:10accused us all right but it's in the past now isn't it well isn't it I want to
17:18enjoy my holiday not referee a grudge match leave without this well she said
17:24she was going to the beach so I found her oh well aren't you clever actually I am
17:28much cleverer than you don't start I wouldn't waste me breath I wouldn't waste
17:32me time stop it now sit there can I borrow some of your suntan lotion please well
17:38mine's a no factor you're better off borrowing some of Karen's she's not
17:42borrowing any of mine I wouldn't want to right if this doesn't stop now I'm off
17:47get it on the plane and you two can have the whole of Spain to fight in all right
17:54then she can borrow some who's she share would you like to borrow me suntan lotion
18:00yes please Karen that would be very nice of you
18:13would you like us to put it on for you as well no it's okay no no we mustn't be too careful we'll
18:19better get you covered up we'll start with your bath that always burns first
18:28smells a bit funny it's organic it's very expensive
18:32I've been looking for you used to all Liam and Ben didn't you no I didn't then how come Liam knows I saw him and Ben earlier they made a joke about what a
18:48help me a map must be having all right I told Liam and Ben but they don't care the fewer people that know the less chance the air is being disturbed so tell that lot to keep the mouth shut or I'm telling dad about Jeff's letter
18:57Jeff's letter
18:59what letter
19:00what letter
19:04what letter
19:09I'm
19:20what
19:25what
19:28what
19:29what
19:31what
19:32what
19:33Who was it started it? Was it you? Or was it that Liam?
19:42No. Look, tell me and I can help you.
19:51Hiya. Hiya Greg. Aren't you game football?
19:54No chance.
19:56It'll soon fade. Is everything okay? Look what you've done.
20:08Oh, you're right. You want to watch your back?
20:11I'd rather watch yours. It's funnier.
20:16Do you think you're funny? Get this for a joke. I'm going home.
20:21Sit there, you can't. I'm making up to her. I promise.
20:25Do you think Cher wants to make up?
20:27She could have ended up in hospital and you're supposed to be a mate.
20:30She said I was a crook and you won't let that go.
20:33We've been friends for years and the two of yous are going to split us up over one stupid thing.
20:37I've had enough of both of yous. These are just as bad as Jill.
20:41Please see, that was only messing and apologised to her.
20:46One last chance and that's it.
20:49All right. Nicky told us about your dad losing it.
20:51Yeah, and she's telling it was her fault. Nicky?
20:53She told Dad about Jeff's letter.
20:55She grasped you up?
20:56Well, she'd do anything to protect her owls and that weirdo Matt.
21:01I've called a truce. Are you happy with that?
21:04All right, let's start over again. This is where we're going tomorrow. The real Spain.
21:10Well, can we go clubbing tonight then?
21:12Yeah, why not?
21:14I'm totally sick of it. Mickey gets all the attention, she can't put a foot wrong.
21:20I helped Matt and I get Jeff and Darren back.
21:22We're all in the same boat.
21:23It's different for me. My dad thinks it's your fault.
21:26You think what he likes?
21:27She's going to pay for this.
21:28Nah, I wouldn't get into any more bother.
21:30No. I wouldn't let her see how it feels for a change.
21:32What do you have in mind?
21:34What is your whatnot?
21:35I can't see the sun yet.
21:37I won't know how you think the sun will be falling for a change.
21:46I don't know how you might be saying it, right?
21:51Just straight up and down.
21:54Just ok.
21:58I will bring our expressing number Types in the community in theORCivil system.
22:02You go, I'll keep watching.
22:26What time is it?
22:28Half nine.
22:30It might liven up later, eh?
22:32Shhh!
22:34Shhh!
22:35Shhh!
22:40Oh, no.
22:41You're supposed to be keeping watch.
22:50Yeah, well, nature call.
22:51You never said there was eggs.
22:52So what are you doing with them?
22:53Well, the owls flew off.
22:54What was I supposed to do?
22:55Leave the eggs there.
22:56Oh, did you see that man?
22:57It was like watching your dad dance.
22:58Oh, did you see that man?
22:59It was like watching your dad dance.
23:00And that music, how old I could do?
23:01I mean, come on.
23:02You still knew the actions.
23:03I've been lively at funerals.
23:04I've been lively at funerals.
23:05How old I have room service?
23:06How old I have room service?
23:07How old I have room service?
23:08How old I could do?
23:09How old I could do?
23:10I mean, come on.
23:11I'm like tall rule, but it's really lovely.
23:12Ma'am.
23:13Are you okay?
23:14Can you see that man?
23:18Let's see.
23:19Come on.
23:20Let's get out of here.
23:22Oh, did you see that man?
23:24It was like watching your dad dance.
23:25And that music?
23:26How old I could do?
23:27I mean, come on.
23:28Are you still a new reaction?
23:30I'll be lively at funerals.
23:31How old I have room service?
23:35They don't do room service.
23:37Maybe it's an axe murder.
23:40You've lost it, I will cover you.
23:52Hi.
23:57I don't believe this.
24:10Bike Up.
24:13Bike Up.
24:15Bike Up.
24:22Bike Up, Bike Up!
24:24Yeah!