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Byker Grove (1989) S11E01
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01:00What are you doing up there?
01:01I'll fix the little gutter.
01:02You could have been badly hurt.
01:04Worse.
01:05Don't you ever do anything like that again.
01:07The roof is out of bounds for a reason.
01:09Sorry, Sarah.
01:10Is she all right?
01:11Yeah, no thanks to you.
01:13What do you mean?
01:14She was trying to fix the gutter.
01:15I asked you how to do it days ago.
01:17Why is she having that time?
01:19Like everything else around here, the whole place is falling apart.
01:22Come on, Regina.
01:23Let's get you inside.
01:24Get a proper look at you.
01:28You all done then?
01:29Yeah.
01:32I'll do those.
01:33Well, there's only a couple.
01:34No trouble.
01:35Well, one of you better do them or we'll be here all day, won't we?
01:38I'll do them.
01:39All right, love.
01:43I'll pick you up this afternoon after your counselling session, all right?
01:46Thanks, Dad.
01:51All you have to do is stand up and go and tell them what happened.
01:54I think his step-dad stood there watching you.
01:56He can't get at you.
01:57Yeah.
01:58I can't believe he's saying he didn't do it.
02:00Well, we'll just have to make sure he doesn't get away with it.
02:02Come on.
02:04She's okay.
02:07Jeff.
02:08What?
02:09I'm talking to you.
02:10I said Regina's okay.
02:11All right.
02:12All right.
02:13Good.
02:14Is that all you can say?
02:15She could have been killed.
02:16Yeah, right.
02:17I'm sorry.
02:18What's got into you?
02:19There's jobs need doing all over the grove.
02:22I'll do them.
02:23When?
02:24Sean.
02:25One of them lose one flush.
02:26Oh, don't tell me.
02:27Tell him.
02:28You want Papa?
02:29No, I can't.
02:30I said to see Harry.
02:32Come on.
02:33I promise I won't thrash you by too many.
02:35Aye, some chance.
02:36Easy to see.
02:37You've got to prove it on the table.
02:38Don't worry, I will.
02:39You're on.
02:40Oh, look, it's the girl who likes a smile.
02:44It's happy, Harry.
02:45You could always give us a hand.
02:47Oh, is it heavy?
02:48Well, what does it look like?
02:50Where's Ben?
02:51Looks like a job for a man to me.
02:53Has he let you down?
02:54I don't blame him.
02:55You two could always give us a hand.
02:57Oh, if only we could.
02:58We would.
03:04Sean, what's wrong with Jeff?
03:06Why?
03:07He's usually running around trying to sort everything out,
03:09but he doesn't seem to be bothered any more.
03:11I know.
03:12Don't you worry about Jeff.
03:13I'll sort him out.
03:14What about you?
03:15You sure you're okay?
03:16Yeah, I'm fine.
03:17Don't you ever do anything like that again, do you?
03:20Where's Ben?
03:21Don't start.
03:22When I thought you were meeting him,
03:24he didn't turn up.
03:27Come on, Ben, we're on.
03:28Right.
03:32Because playing pool with these mates
03:34is more important than meeting me.
03:37Oh, Jeff.
03:39Cold start.
03:40See?
03:41We've got to fix the loo.
03:42We need to talk.
03:43It's an emergency.
03:47There you go.
03:48Thanks, Jack.
03:50Oh, don't they make a lovely couple?
03:51Oh, what do you think his secret is?
03:54Oh, I think it's his animal magnetism.
03:56Oh, what animal's that, then?
03:58I don't know.
03:59Hamster, I think.
04:01Why do you just have to have a go at everyone?
04:02Now, Cher, I think you've upset him.
04:04Oh.
04:05Get lost.
04:06Come on, Jack.
04:08Oh, my bon people.
04:10And hamsters.
04:12How are you getting on?
04:14Do you know how long I've worked for you?
04:15Eleven years.
04:16Eleven years.
04:17Exactly.
04:18I don't see the point.
04:20I wanted more than this out of life.
04:22You should be proud.
04:24The kids here love you.
04:26There wouldn't still be a growth if it wasn't for you.
04:28I haven't made any difference.
04:30You don't mean that.
04:31Maybe not, but what's the point?
04:33I used to have dreams.
04:34Well, everybody does.
04:36When I was 20, I had plans.
04:38I was going to go backpacking to India.
04:41What happened?
04:43I never got any further than going for a curry on a Friday night.
04:47Funny, eh?
04:49I reckon that's all I am, a joke.
04:51No, you're not.
04:53You spend your life dreaming about the future,
04:55and one morning you wake up, it's all in the past.
04:57Oh, Jeff.
05:01Didn't you clear the place before you started?
05:05Sorry.
05:06Those old folk tend to forget things.
05:09So, do you have to ask Harry for permission to do everything?
05:12I don't have to ask her anything.
05:15Really?
05:16I'm a free agent.
05:19I do what I like.
05:22So, does this mean that you're not going out there anymore?
05:28Well, are you, aren't you?
05:31Aye, of course I am.
05:32But I can do what I like at the same time.
05:35Right, and have you told Harry this?
05:38Well, I might have.
05:40Do us a favour, mate.
05:41Make sure I'm not yelling you do.
05:43Because I hate the sight of blood.
05:47We think you're being really great, you know.
05:48Yeah.
05:50What about?
05:51About Ben.
05:52You know, not being possessive when he prefers to play pool with his mates.
05:55Rather than help you.
05:56Lots of girls would feel rejected.
05:58Oh, they would, you know.
05:59And you'd know, would you?
06:01Just trying to help.
06:02Well, you can stop it.
06:03Yeah, you heard her.
06:05Oh, touchy.
06:09I know what's the matter with Geoff.
06:11Yeah, how come?
06:12I can say things in people.
06:13I'm sensitive.
06:14What's the matter with them, then?
06:16It's called midlife crisis.
06:17Me uncle George had it.
06:19Midlife crisis?
06:20What's that?
06:21Me uncle George was dead boring.
06:22Until after his 40th birthday, he went all weird.
06:25He turned up in the local pub and begged the barman to run away with him.
06:28What happened?
06:29He got banned from the pub.
06:30Me auntie Nellie killed him.
06:33What's this got to do with Geoff?
06:34It's what happens to middle-aged men.
06:36They get all desperate.
06:37They think they're old.
06:38They are old.
06:40We've got to make them feel young again.
06:42How do we do that?
06:43I don't know, but there's got to be something we can do.
06:47Quiet, listen everybody.
06:50Quiet!
06:52I've got a problem.
06:54Speak for yourself.
06:55This is serious.
06:56Geoff's not well and we've got to help him.
06:58Why?
06:59Will you let us speak?
07:00You must have noticed there's been something wrong with Geoff lately.
07:02Ah, he bit me head off today.
07:04Nice one Geoff.
07:06He has been grouchy.
07:07He's suffering from a midlife crisis.
07:10And we've got to do something.
07:11Like what?
07:12Make him feel young again.
07:13That's impossible.
07:15We don't even know when he was young.
07:16When dinosaurs roamed the earth.
07:18Must have been about the 70s.
07:20Well why don't we ask him?
07:21Good idea.
07:23I didn't mean me.
07:28Hey.
07:29Hi.
07:30Hey.
07:31Do you remember the 70s old Geoff?
07:33I agree.
07:34Why?
07:35Doing it in history.
07:36History.
07:37Oh I see.
07:38As it tries of going down the museum I come to see me.
07:39Well it's modern history.
07:40Is it really?
07:41What do you want to know?
07:42Well was the music any good?
07:43Good?
07:44Brilliant.
07:45Yeah.
07:46What bands we in now?
07:47Oh there's loads of great bands.
07:48The best of the who.
07:49The loudest band I ever saw.
07:50I took Pete Townshend and smashed his guitar right next to me head.
07:52And the drummer.
07:53Wild maniac.
07:54Well.
07:55Well come on.
07:56What do you see?
07:57Well.
07:58Well come on.
07:59What do you see?
08:00What do you see me?
08:01Well it's modern history.
08:02Is it really?
08:03What do you want to know?
08:04Well was the music any good?
08:05Good?
08:06Brilliant.
08:07Yeah?
08:08Oh aye.
08:09What bands were you in now?
08:10Oh there's loads of great bands.
08:11The best of the who.
08:12The loudest band I ever saw.
08:13I took Pete Townshend and smashed his guitar right next to me head.
08:15And the drummer.
08:16Wild.
08:17Maniac.
08:18Well.
08:19Well come on.
08:20What do you see?
08:21He's really into the seventies.
08:22What happened in the seventies then?
08:23We should all try and find out.
08:24Put on a seventies night.
08:25They have them all the time at clubs.
08:26I'm not doing it.
08:27Stupid.
08:28Will you suit yourself?
08:29I will.
08:30Good.
08:31Come on everybody.
08:32Let's get organised.
08:33Let us know what's happening.
08:34I've got to go with my dad.
08:35Okay.
08:36See you later.
08:37See you later.
08:38Are you sure I knew this?
08:39We're going to do it and we're going to enjoy it.
08:40Aren't we?
08:41Aren't we?
08:42Yeah.
08:43I've enjoyed my son already.
08:44Sean.
08:45What was it like in the seventies?
08:46The seventies?
08:47Yeah.
08:48We thought you were blue.
08:49Oh did you?
08:50Well I might not look at when I was a ladies girl.
08:52I'm too young.
08:53Remember the seventies?
08:54The seventies?
08:55Yeah.
08:56We thought you were blue.
08:57Oh did you?
08:58Well I might not look at when I was a ladies girl.
09:00I'm too young.
09:01Remember the seventies?
09:02Sorry.
09:03What do you want to know?
09:05Well anything.
09:06Try the library.
09:07They'll have loads of stuff.
09:08Why are you interested?
09:09What?
09:10We've got an idea for cheering Geoff up.
09:11We might need your help.
09:12Yeah?
09:13Well just as long as you remember that I'm young and beautiful.
09:15Well I'll start again at the trail.
09:16He'd be there.
09:17Watching.
09:18I can see him.
09:19I try not to but I can't stop.
09:20What he did to us.
09:21I was thinking about me mother last night.
09:22I can't understand why she didn't stop him.
09:23You've got to remember what Nikki's been through.
09:24She was beaten up by her own stepfather.
09:25So let's try and help her.
09:26Instead of pretending nothing's happening.
09:27We've got to act normally.
09:28We've got to be cheerful.
09:29And cheerful's normal is it?
09:30She's got to know she's part of a happy family.
09:31Can I join?
09:32No.
09:33How can you feel?
09:34I know?
09:35No.
09:36How can you feel?
09:37Yeah.
09:38I'm sure you're all right.
09:39I can see you.
09:40How can you feel?
09:41I can't see you, what do you feel?
09:42I'm trying to tell you, what do you feel?
09:44I can tell you all.
09:45How can you feel?
09:46I can tell me, what do you feel?
09:47You can tell me?
09:48I'm not even more like that.
09:50You can tell you all.
09:51I can tell me something.
09:52There are some people.
09:53You can tell me, where you do you do.
09:54You can tell me, where you tell me?
09:55You gotta wait.
09:56I see.
09:57There are some people coming.
09:58of a happy family. Can I join? Why won't you just do what I tell you? Because I don't see how living in
10:03fantasyland helps Nicky. It needs help not messing about like this. Just here.
10:11Hi. Hello, love. Have a good day? Yeah, great. That's what we like to hear.
10:16Some of these bills have got more makeup on than me, ma'am.
10:19That one looks like Jake. On a bad day. Don't mention him. Why? Making all that fuss about
10:25the seventies night. He's been a right parent. But he worships you. I don't want to be worshipped.
10:30Oh, I do. I'd walk into a room and all the lads would be on the knees begging to let them worship me.
10:37Wonderful. Cup of tea. I'm going upstairs. Oh, I'll bring one up. No thanks. I don't want one neither.
10:44Huh? Cup of tea. I don't want one. Oh, right. Are you eating? No, I'm going down the groove.
10:50We're having a seventies night tomorrow, so I've got to get things organised.
10:54Seventies? Good idea. Proper music then, not like a modern rubbish.
10:59You were into music? Well, everybody was. What, in clubs and stuff?
11:02You lot didn't invent dancing, you know. So did you go to any festivals? A few.
11:07So you went to Glastonbury? Well, sort of. Sort of. Well, I went, but I was on duty.
11:13What? Arresting people? Greed. My dad's porn and rock and roll history. Stamp it out before it catches on.
11:20What's that one? Charlie's Angels. Who are they? They were female detectives,
11:25and they look great. I wouldn't mind wearing that dress. Let's see. Oh, yeah.
11:31It says they were called Charlie's Angels because their boss was called Charlie,
11:34but you never saw them. Just them three. Just fancy. Yeah. Told you'd be good.
11:44Can I come in? You already are.
11:50You all right?
11:56What? Well, you can talk to me if you want. About Mike. Counseling on Mum, even.
12:03I don't want to talk about her. Well, why not? Because you don't understand. You don't know Mum
12:10like I do. You weren't there. Well, tell us about it. No. What about the trial? It's only three weeks
12:17off. It's all right. You can't just pretend it's all right.
12:20I'm not pretending. Come on, Nicky. It's weird.
12:23No, it's not. It's normal. It's how families live. It's how we live.
12:27Since when? Always. Yeah, right. You're trying to tell me that you haven't noticed Dad's paranoid
12:31about you lately. Suit yourself.
12:40Do you fancy going to the cinema? No. No? That's what I said.
12:44Why are you being so ratty? Because you were so nasty about my idea.
12:48What? It was a stupid idea. It was my idea. So what are you doing tonight?
12:54Well, if you must know, I'm rehearsing with Karen and Cher. And why would you want to do that?
12:58Because I do. Come on, girls. Oh, my tea doesn't seem very happy, does he?
13:04I'm not doing good.
13:11Ah, yes!
13:15Make me a deal, I'll make you straight.
13:19Once I can see you, I'll take you to your way to be that good.
13:25I won't break you, no bloody gun.
13:29Living around with no doubt.
13:33It's time to try to fight you with a big time.
13:38Take me on a world coaster, take me with a big time.
13:44B-City rule, lads. Look daft. How about Dr. Hulk?
13:47No way.
13:48What could be David Bowie?
13:50What, all of her?
13:51One of her.
13:52The others were B's band.
13:53I'm not walking around in platforms and lipstick.
13:55Hey, it might suit you.
13:56I reckon we should be The Who.
13:58Winnow and Jeff really like them.
13:59Well, there's no point being a band that he doesn't like.
14:01That's settled then. You outvoted.
14:04Right. I'll tell you this.
14:06And move those hips.
14:09Sorry, I'm late.
14:10So you should be.
14:11We're on tonight, not next week, you know.
14:12I had to get these off my uncle.
14:14Who's it for?
14:15We thought you could get Jeff to wear them tonight.
14:17It's for the finale.
14:18This?
14:19But tonight's supposed to be a secret.
14:21How am I going to get Jeff into this without spoiling the surprise?
14:24You'll think of something.
14:25Oh, thanks.
14:26Jeff's coming.
14:27He's coming.
14:27Quick.
14:28Over there, over there, over there.
14:38Hey, Jeff.
14:39What have you done?
14:40What's it look like?
14:41Wow, you don't have to look different.
14:43Do you think so?
14:44Yeah.
14:45When you say different, do you mean like younger?
14:49Erm, no.
14:51Right, thanks.
14:52Did you do it yourself?
14:54Yes.
14:55You can tell.
14:56I wouldn't have recognized you.
14:58What do you think?
14:59It's interesting.
15:02Well, I like it.
15:03That's very nice.
15:05Definitely a new you, isn't it?
15:07Oh, yeah, definitely.
15:09Yeah, definitely.
15:11Right.
15:19Well, see you then.
15:19I'm late.
15:20Well, ten seconds won't matter.
15:24Not bad.
15:25You remind me of me.
15:26Yeah, but without the pint helmet.
15:27There's no need for that.
15:29Can I go?
15:32Mickey, for goodness sake.
15:33I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
15:36Yeah, all right.
15:36Erm, accidents happen.
15:39Are you okay?
15:40Good old happy family's there, Dad.
15:42See you later.
15:43What are you doing?
15:47Are you crazy?
15:48You fell off the roof yesterday.
15:50It's once not enough.
15:51Yeah, we have asked Emma to hold the ladder.
15:53Get down.
15:53It's full of leaves.
15:55I'll see to it tomorrow.
15:56Need to it till now.
15:58Maybe it does, but I'm off home.
15:59Get down.
16:00What?
16:01You can't go home.
16:02Just watch us.
16:03Don't we?
16:04Ah!
16:04Ah!
16:05Ah!
16:08Regina!
16:09Oh, sorry.
16:10It just happens you can't go home like that.
16:13You'll have to wait until you get dry.
16:18Hey, decent.
16:19What's it look like?
16:20Yeah.
16:21That's all I could find.
16:24What's this?
16:25It's a suit.
16:25It'll do it.
16:26Your clothes are dry.
16:27I'm not suffered enough.
16:28Oh, it's fine.
16:30I'd better leave you to it.
16:31Or people might talk.
16:32Bye.
16:39Are Jeff's clothes dry?
16:41No, not yet.
16:47Sort of, then.
16:48They're dancers waiting, but do you think we need to do some again?
16:50I don't know.
16:50Would you like these pants?
16:51Wow.
16:52You look amazing.
16:54Don't I always?
16:55Yeah, but that dress is really...
16:58Awful.
16:59No.
16:59Tacky.
17:00No.
17:01Hot.
17:02Yes.
17:04Did you want something?
17:06I thought I might help you out tonight.
17:08Doing what?
17:09Anything.
17:10We're going to be Charlie's Angels.
17:12I've never heard of them.
17:13Well, now you have.
17:14Well, can I be part of it?
17:16It's only three girls, sorry.
17:18But we do need somebody to play our boss, Charlie.
17:20What?
17:21Would you like to play our boss?
17:23Yeah.
17:23What shall I wear?
17:24Oh, don't worry about that.
17:25We'll just tell you what I do before we start.
17:27Right.
17:28Thanks.
17:31What are you playing at?
17:32Wait and see.
17:36Nice suit, Jeff.
17:37Suits you, sir.
17:38Suits you.
17:38Could have been made for you.
17:40Good boy.
17:40Tell Sean I'm going home.
17:42I'll not wait for my clothes to dry.
17:44This will do.
17:44You can't go home.
17:45Everybody keeps telling me that.
17:47But I've got news for you.
17:49I can and I am.
17:50Jeff.
17:51You can't go.
17:52What can I do?
17:53What can I do?
17:54I'll warn everybody.
17:55You just get ready to start.
17:59Jeff's going home.
18:00Again.
18:01We'll have to start early.
18:02But the band's not going to be ready.
18:03Yeah, we'll have to be.
18:04You stop and I'll make sure we're ready to start.
18:06I'll let the girls know we're on.
18:08Jeff.
18:09Jeff.
18:10What's up now?
18:11Don't go.
18:12Watch my lips.
18:13I am going home.
18:15But there's a rat.
18:17What?
18:18A big one and it's gone in the general room.
18:22I'm beginning to smell one.
18:23Oh, please, Jeff.
18:24Please, Jeff.
18:25No.
18:26Excuse me.
18:26Charlie's Angel's coming through.
18:27No photographs, please.
18:29Shift out of the way.
18:34Hurry up.
18:35Jeff's coming.
18:36What is that?
18:36It's for you.
18:37You get inside.
18:38No time to explain.
18:39Just read from the script.
18:40But nobody will see me.
18:41That's the whole point.
18:42Nobody ever saw Charlie.
18:44You just send the angels on missions.
18:46If nobody can see me, there's no point in doing it.
18:48Why don't you just grow up and get inside your box?
18:50Yes.
18:51OK.
18:51OK.
19:00What are you mean, I think?
19:04What's going on?
19:05Surprise!
19:09What are you?
19:13It's a 70s night.
19:15Eh?
19:16Oh, listen.
19:17And now, in the presence of Jeff Keegan, the greatest youth lead in the world, a very special
19:22night, take us back to when he was young, back to before he even grew his mustache.
19:26First, we'll visit 1978 when three female detectives ruled the television airwaves.
19:31I'll give you the one and only Charlie's Angels.
19:38We're Charlie's Angels, we're fighting crime.
19:40We can't stop the talk, we ain't got the tide.
19:42When Robert sees us, they run a madness.
19:45We hunt them down with a boxy smile.
19:47We're Charlie's Angels, we're Charlie's Angels, we're Charlie's Angels.
19:53I sent you on a mission to catch the Detroit Dairy Dodgers.
20:03Did you catch them?
20:05Yes, Charlie, we caught them.
20:07Have you found the stolen cream?
20:09Yes, Charlie.
20:10Bring it to me.
20:11Do you want it now, Charlie?
20:13Yes, give it to me.
20:14Are you sure?
20:15Yes, give it to me now.
20:17If you insist.
20:24We're Charlie's Angels.
20:31Thank you, Charlie's Angels.
20:32And now for the band you've all been waiting for, I give you you-know-who.
20:45I think you should tell Ben where to get off.
20:58Tell him you want to finish.
20:59But I don't.
21:00Yeah, but you tell him you do.
21:01It'll make him realise he's in danger of losing you.
21:04Treat him mean, keep him keen.
21:06You reckon?
21:07Lads always want what they can't have.
21:09If he thinks he's losing you, he'll get worried.
21:11I don't know.
21:13You're being too soft with them, man.
21:15OK.
21:19What's happening?
21:22Oh, they've started.
21:24We need to talk.
21:25Aye, but the lads need us.
21:28And what about me?
21:31Ben?
21:32OK.
21:33Not here, outside.
21:41And now, by special request, all the way from Hollywood,
21:57a mystery guest, please give her a big hand.
22:15When I leave your door, when you say goodnight, I'll press you more and more.
22:25What?
22:30I've been thinking about us. About to see each other.
22:35Is this going to take long because the lads will kill us?
22:37Don't you think this is important?
22:39Of course I do.
22:40You don't seem to. You spend more time with your mates than what you do with me.
22:43Yeah, they're my mates, aren't they?
22:44What about me? I hardly ever see you anymore.
22:46Yes, you do.
22:47When? I don't think you care about us anymore.
22:50What?
22:55Hey, this is great.
23:00I'm shattered.
23:01Maybe I should get a younger partner.
23:03Hey, watch it.
23:04Thanks for organising this, John. I'm really grateful.
23:07Don't thank me. Thank this lot.
23:10You've got a lot of friends here, Geoff.
23:12Yeah.
23:13Can't think why.
23:14He looked great.
23:16Didn't want to lose, is he?
23:18Thanks.
23:19How are you, then? Let's show them how it's done.
23:22OK, baby.
23:24Well, don't just sit there and say something. Haven't you got any feelings at all?
23:28It's not me who started this.
23:29Then why are you ignoring us?
23:30We're all right.
23:31No, we're not.
23:32OK, we're not. Stop hassling us.
23:34Well, if you don't want to spend more time with us, then you're dumped.
23:38What?
23:39You heard.
23:41If that's what you want.
23:43It is.
23:44Well, can we still be mates?
23:45What?
23:46Can we still be mates?
23:48Yeah.
23:49What?
23:50Right, then.
23:51How about I got back in?
23:52Don't miss the large, Geoff.
23:54See you.
23:55See you.
24:25Bye.