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Byker Grove (1989) S11E06
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00:01Biker!
00:03Oh!
00:15Biker!
00:17Oh!
00:18Biker!
00:20Oh!
00:23Biker!
00:24Biker!
00:25Oh!
00:27I think you've got some explaining to do.
00:31Look, I wasn't going to steal them.
00:33Oh, yeah, right, you were just borrowing them.
00:34Aye, I was, actually.
00:36Look, the white labels, aren't they?
00:38I was going to record them so I could find the tracks that you use.
00:41And Ollie told you where my decks were, did he?
00:43I blabbed for a peck on the cheek.
00:45You so?
00:46Gave Ollie a thrill.
00:48You mean you used Ollie?
00:50Ollie's not his brother.
00:53Sorry.
00:53Not as sorry as I am.
00:55What are you going to do, like?
00:57I don't know yet, but while I think about it,
01:00you can start putting those records back.
01:02In the right order.
01:07Are you all right?
01:16It's Mum.
01:18You've got a nice best mate.
01:21That's what you told Dad, anyway.
01:22I know.
01:24We're part of happy families.
01:27She told us she's going to do something.
01:30Something terrible.
01:31Like walking out, isn't we?
01:33She can jump off the time bridge for all our care.
01:35You're a thief.
01:43But one with style.
01:44What's the point in dumb old lads like Ollie if you don't use them?
01:48That doesn't make it all right to nick me stuff.
01:50I'll make it up to you.
01:51How?
01:52I'll do anything to help with your DJing.
01:54I need a skivvy.
01:55Here at tomorrow.
01:56Oh, no.
01:57Bring some cleaning stuff.
01:58Five o'clock.
01:59Don't be late.
02:00See ya.
02:01I think we've seen the last of her.
02:08Psst.
02:08Psst.
02:10What are yous doing?
02:11We're lying and weird.
02:12Bobbing.
02:13Oh.
02:14Do you know what the dirty tour rag was doing?
02:16Two time in years.
02:17You knew?
02:18Yeah.
02:19So why didn't you tell with him?
02:20I tried to, but budge.
02:22You seemed happy.
02:23Well, you said you were.
02:25Actually, it was quite funny.
02:26Oh, hilarious.
02:28The word sisterhood not mean anything to you.
02:35Morning.
02:36You don't really look at me today.
02:40Yes.
02:41I've got an agent.
02:42I've even got business cards.
02:44Look.
02:44Harry Mitchum, DJ, represented by A&A Management.
02:47Harry, you go.
02:50I'm busy.
02:51Jack.
02:51What?
02:52Answer the door.
02:53Why?
02:54In case it's for me.
03:03Ready?
03:04Yeah?
03:05Jack, you idiot.
03:06You're taking us out, remember?
03:07I can't.
03:08Why?
03:09You know why?
03:10I haven't got the bike anymore.
03:12I don't want to go out with the motorbike.
03:14I want to go out with you.
03:17I'll get me jacket.
03:22Hello, girls.
03:24How's Ben?
03:27What have you been up to?
03:28I've become a theatrical agent.
03:30I'm raking in 20% of what those clown kids are earning.
03:33I told you I'd show you I could earn.
03:35Jake?
03:36I call that mean.
03:37Well, I call it talent management.
03:39Talent?
03:40I'm the talented one.
03:41I can't stop.
03:43I've got lucrative deals to cut.
03:45He's doing it to show how much he loves us.
03:47Man.
03:48Why don't you just tell me he's been an idiot?
03:50Jake doesn't listen to anything.
03:53But we could show him.
03:54I need your help.
03:55Hello, Mr. Manager, sir.
04:02Got us some gigs?
04:03Er, I'm working on it.
04:05Yes or no?
04:07No.
04:08Look, this Mr. Jolly Wally's cornered the market.
04:11Oh.
04:12How about another advance?
04:13Not until you're earning.
04:14These things take time.
04:35It's an easy way to earn cash.
04:36Give out leaflets from the council,
04:38and I'll give us a tenet.
04:39No strings attached.
04:42Have you seen Ben?
04:43No.
04:43Well, when you see him,
04:45give him a message.
04:46Tell him we're going to do our bit
04:47to make the world a better place.
04:49Tell him we're going to make sure
04:50he can't have children.
04:54I think they mean it.
04:55Yep.
04:56They mean it all right.
04:58Hey, it's a serial snogger.
04:59You okay?
05:00All right, for the moment.
05:01Come on, then.
05:02Let's go and do some dosh.
05:03This is the video link room.
05:05If the judge agrees,
05:06you'll give your evidence here
05:08via a live link.
05:10This can still be quite intimidating,
05:12but we do want to hear
05:14your side of the story.
05:16Will they see us?
05:18The judge, jury, and lawyers will
05:20on a monitor.
05:22Shall we look at the courtroom?
05:23This is where the jury will sit
05:29and the judge
05:31and this is the dock
05:34where your stepdad,
05:36Mike,
05:37will stand.
05:37It's obvious why Mr. Jollywolly's
05:44coming at the market.
05:46Because he's got a better agent than us.
05:47That doesn't take much.
05:49What can we do?
05:50Engage the enemy in talks.
05:52Eh?
05:52Go and meet up with Mr. Jollywolly
05:54and find out who his agent is.
05:58It's nice, isn't it?
05:59Aye.
06:00Who needs a motorbike?
06:03You can get another one with insurance.
06:05The insurance company will want a police report.
06:07So?
06:08The police will want a witness.
06:09Aye, I'm a witness.
06:11You were on the back.
06:12Exactly, I was there.
06:14That's illegal.
06:15The insurance company won't pay
06:16if I was breaking the law
06:17when the bike was nicked.
06:19Do you think your dad will forgive us?
06:20I don't know.
06:21He said something about hiring a hitman this morning.
06:24So I'll just have to say sorry.
06:26It was the first thing I ever really wanted.
06:28It made people take you seriously.
06:32It impressed you.
06:34It didn't?
06:34It did.
06:35You only wanted this from your bike.
06:37And now you haven't got your bike?
06:38You only wanted this from your crisps.
06:40Get off.
06:46It's terrible.
06:48It's hideous.
06:49It's perfect.
06:54Hi.
06:55Oh, hiya.
06:56Thanks for getting us in yesterday, by the way.
06:58You know what he said?
06:59I'll go in for a Coke.
07:01Are you still on for that?
07:01Yeah, sure.
07:02You fancy one now?
07:03Yeah, great.
07:10There you are.
07:10Aren't you having one?
07:11No, sorry.
07:12Got things to do.
07:13Say yes.
07:14Clowns are us.
07:40Mr. Jolly Wally.
07:42Aye, but you can call us Bradley.
07:44Why?
07:45It's me name.
07:46Let's just stick to Mr. Jolly Wally.
07:48Nice place you got here.
07:51Whoa.
07:52He's good.
07:54That's why I get buttons and you don't.
07:55No, you get buttons because you got yourself a decent agent.
07:59What's his name?
08:02I'm warning you, there's four of us and one of you.
08:04If you don't tell us, here.
08:17JS Agency.
08:21I've got a surprise for you.
08:22Meet me in there in half an hour.
08:24OK.
08:24I'm working on it, guys.
08:30That's OK, thanks.
08:36Answer phone.
08:38Hi.
08:38Jake Simpkins of JS Agency.
08:41Leave a message after the tone.
08:43Have a nice day.
08:43Jake.
08:44He's double-crossed us.
08:46No, and I'm not getting any boogans.
08:47Let's find him.
08:49Stop.
08:50Let's find Mr. Jolly Wally.
08:52Ta-da.
08:56It's designer label.
08:57I'm as illy poser.
08:59Say it again.
09:00I'm a silly poser.
09:02All right.
09:03It's a genuine label.
09:04I saw it in herself.
09:05Me mum rallied up for us.
09:08Do you think he's daft enough to fold for it?
09:09No.
09:10But I think he's vain enough.
09:15Ben.
09:18Right.
09:19He's dead.
09:20Come on.
09:22Come on.
09:24The sooner we get a town, the better.
09:26I'm sorry, Jake, but my team's full, so...
09:28Er, I'm into making real dosh, sunshine.
09:30Sunshine.
09:33All right.
09:33You still without a bike?
09:34Aye.
09:35But I'm getting a Harley.
09:36What?
09:37In a couple of years.
09:38All right.
09:39In the meantime, who needs a bike?
09:42We do.
09:43I'll see you later.
09:43Where did they go?
09:52The lads?
09:53I knew you were always looking for blokes, but I didn't think you were that desperate.
09:56Which way?
09:58I think they've been hard to get.
09:59Oh, sugar!
10:15Do you want to know where they've gone?
10:18Come on, tell us.
10:20Do you really want to know?
10:21Yes.
10:22Do you really, really want to know?
10:24Do you really, really want to be flawed?
10:27The shopping precinct.
10:28Oh, thanks, Jake.
10:29You're a real hero.
10:31You're a real creep.
10:33Come on.
10:34So there's no reason for you to come to court tomorrow, and because of the video link,
10:38it's best you're not seen in the gallery or in court.
10:41All you have to do is to tell the judge the truth.
10:44Surely there's a good chance of securing a prosecution.
10:46When you're dealing with a jury, you take nothing for granted.
10:49And now Nicky's mum's decided to give evidence.
10:53Has she?
10:54Didn't you know?
10:55Well, I'll help Nicky.
10:56Nicky's case.
10:57She's not giving evidence for the prosecution.
11:00She's appearing for the defense.
11:03If you'll excuse me.
11:07What did you know about this?
11:08Tom.
11:09Barry.
11:10She told us.
11:11You might have mentioned it.
11:12What for?
11:13No one believes us anyway.
11:23Hey.
11:24What are you doing?
11:24My agent's got us a couple of gigs.
11:26When?
11:27First one's tonight.
11:28I was going to tell you.
11:28Excellent.
11:29Your first professional gig.
11:30Yeah.
11:32They're trying new DJs on Monday.
11:34It's a great night.
11:35I'll give you a hand.
11:36Yeah.
11:38It's only a small place, but that way I can build up my reputation gradually.
11:44You all right?
11:45Oh.
11:46You said here at five?
11:48Yeah.
11:49Well, then, what do you want us to clean?
11:56Here it is.
11:58It's got this kiddies pay scheme thing.
12:01Like I said, no strings attached.
12:04Holly.
12:05No strings.
12:06Oh, I don't believe this.
12:09It suits me.
12:12This is the pool room.
12:13Are we at the deep end or the shallow?
12:16Eh?
12:16Pool.
12:17Pool room.
12:18Joke?
12:18Bradley, this is no laugh.
12:19What's the matter?
12:20We need to discuss agents.
12:25What next?
12:26Well, the decks and all the gear's got to be taken along to the office.
12:29Jeff's lending us the Groves' equipment to use for me gig.
12:32There's a lot of it, like.
12:33Well, you'll do anything to help, though, won't you?
12:36Aye.
12:37Well, we'll leave you two with them.
12:43Okay, so Jake's a toe rag.
12:45How many gigs has he actually got you?
12:47Two.
12:48I've got the rest myself.
12:49And he still takes 20%.
12:51So you could keep all of your earnings.
12:54How?
12:55Sack Jake?
12:56We have.
12:57Clowns are us.
12:58Manage themselves.
12:59And so can you.
13:00And teach Mr Money-Grabble 20% a lesson.
13:02I just can't believe the woman's stupid or crazy enough to give evidence for him.
13:07You know it's not as simple as that.
13:08Well, it's what she's doing.
13:10It's all my fault, isn't it?
13:11Oh, no, Nicky, it's not.
13:12Me mum thinks it is.
13:14Oh, I'm sure she doesn't, Pat.
13:16Yes, she does.
13:17Now, you think so, too?
13:18No, it's Mike and Carol who have the problem.
13:21Yeah, and the problem's me.
13:26They're here.
13:27I can smell the fear.
13:29I thought you might like to know there's a new clown on the block.
13:37Oh.
13:37Aye, he's looking for an agent.
13:39Great.
13:40He's doing a set in a shopping precinct in half an hour.
13:43Thanks.
13:43I'll be there.
13:44Sorry I stopped your dress for shares.
13:55It's designer.
14:00Genuine I-Maz elite proposer.
14:02Cost a packet.
14:03Genuine I-Maz.
14:05You mean you haven't heard of him?
14:08No.
14:09They reckon he's going to be the next big thing?
14:11Yeah.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Real cutting-edge stuff.
14:15He was in all the magazines after London Fashion Week.
14:18Well, it's certainly unusual.
14:20Yeah, just a thing an up-and-coming talent agent would wear.
14:23Right.
14:25Don't you like it?
14:26Well, I...
14:28OK, I'll take it back.
14:30I've got the receipt.
14:32I just wanted to get you something nice.
14:34I know how much you like your neighbours.
14:36No.
14:37No.
14:38No, it's great.
14:40It just took a couple of minutes to get used to.
14:45I'll wear it to meet my new client down in the shopping precinct.
14:55No sign of the toe-taming creep, then?
14:58Yeah, what do they look like?
15:00Seriously sad people.
15:02You should ask them really quick.
15:07Ah!
15:12Ben!
15:15Stop!
15:20Stop that, Ben!
15:28You're a pathetic specimen of manhood.
15:42What are you?
15:57Come on, it was only a laugh.
15:58This is only a laugh.
16:00What are you?
16:01Oh, come on, man.
16:02What are you?
16:03I'm a pathetic specimen of manhood.
16:05Louder.
16:06This is stupid.
16:07Get us a butcher's cleaver.
16:08OK.
16:09I'm a pathetic specimen of manhood.
16:11Did everybody hear that?
16:13Yeah, I told me he was an idiot thinking he could pull the legs he used to.
16:19Oh, aye.
16:20Aye.
16:20Now that you're not going out of bed, I'm just coming back to my place for a bit of a snore.
16:26In your dreams, bumblebee.
16:28It's about time you guys wised up.
16:34Nice, eh?
16:34Present from CETA.
16:36Genuine I'm as illy poser.
16:42There's always someone worse off than yourself.
16:44Better have no girlfriend than a girlfriend that buys you jackets like that.
16:47And that, Ollie, what a fool.
16:50Hey, how you?
16:51Hiya.
16:52Jake believed us.
16:53See?
16:54I told you he would.
16:55He's round here somewhere.
16:57On business.
16:59I'll be coming.
17:03And his next pick...
17:15Mr Jollywolly, ladies and gentlemen.
17:17Mr Jollywolly.
17:20Well done.
17:22Where's this new clown, then?
17:23Over there.
17:25Where?
17:27Dead.
17:27You're fired.
17:30No, you're fired.
17:31We're managing ourselves.
17:32You'll pay for this.
17:33It's genuine I'm as illy poser.
17:36What?
17:37Genuine I'm as illy poser.
17:41You said it.
17:45You set me up.
17:46I wanted you to see how stupid you look when you give yourself airs.
17:49What made you do it?
17:50Pretend it'd be some big shot agent.
17:52I did it for you.
17:53What, ripping off little kids?
17:55You went on about me not earning money of my own.
17:57Why do you always go around, pretend it'd be something you're not?
17:59I thought you cared for me.
18:01That's a stupid thing.
18:02I do.
18:02You okay?
18:10You okay?
18:14Ben?
18:16I've been stupid.
18:17You look pretty doff and all.
18:20Who found out, Sarah Karen?
18:22What, you're new?
18:25Oh.
18:26Aye, and the funny thing is, I didn't fancy neither of them.
18:29So why'd you snuggle them?
18:30Well, I impressed my mates, didn't I?
18:32Did you?
18:33Most of them.
18:37I said mates.
18:40Yeah.
18:41I've got a rush.
18:42Never told you, did I?
18:43Told us what?
18:44My agent's got us a gig, tonight.
18:45Great, I'll bring Greg and Ollie.
18:47The support.
18:49Mates?
18:49Mates.
18:50Right, just put them down there.
19:15Carefully.
19:15Right, you can go now.
19:25Nice one.
19:26Are they on a promise of a peck on the cheek as well?
19:29Nah, I think I'll tell Jeff what they're doing over in the woods.
19:31What were they doing?
19:32Haven't got a clue.
19:34But no one lads have guessed up to no good.
19:35Good day, pet.
19:42Yeah.
19:43We visited the court.
19:45Nicky found it a bit awesome.
19:47All right.
19:48And as for this business of your mum giving evidence for your stepdad...
19:51You thought you'd do enough, wouldn't you?
19:52Running out more like she did.
19:54Yeah.
19:54Why's she doing it?
19:55Maybe she can't face the truth about Mike.
19:59Or her own guilt at letting Mike do what he did.
20:02I don't know, Greg.
20:04I do know Nicky's facing a very hard time.
20:06I'm facing a very hard time.
20:08I know, pet.
20:10But Nicky's got the added strain of giving evidence in court.
20:13She's only got to tell them what happened.
20:14Well, sometimes that's not as easy as it sounds.
20:17Yeah.
20:18If what she says really did happen.
20:20You know what she's like.
20:25Nicky!
20:26Greg, what is it?
20:27You heard what I said?
20:29I'm telling you, we're going to sport, Harry.
20:31Now, have you got that?
20:32Yeah, yeah.
20:39Chop, chop.
20:40We haven't got all day.
20:42Oh, I bet you're excited.
20:43I'm nervous.
20:44Well, this is it.
20:45Your first real gig?
20:46Yeah.
20:47I'll be there rooting for you.
20:49Oh, thanks, Nat.
20:50But I want to do this on my own.
20:51I've always been at your gigs.
20:53Yeah, but it's my first professional one.
20:55I've got to learn to do it by myself.
20:57You understand, don't you?
20:58Yeah.
21:03Wish us luck.
21:04Aye, break a leg.
21:05Good luck.
21:07Natty, you okay?
21:09Yeah, I'm fine.
21:10Do you want a game of pool?
21:12Yeah, why not?
21:17What are you doing?
21:23I swear my kidnap had.
21:24All right.
21:25Thanks for coming.
21:27I thought I'm going to have to do this on my own.
21:30Right.
21:31See you later.
21:32Oh, aye.
21:42We all know what Nicky's like.
21:44Make-up stories.
21:44I believe in aliens.
21:46I'm sorry.
21:47It happened.
21:48Jack and Trace saw my kitters.
21:50And it wasn't the first time.
21:52But you don't believe it.
21:53I do.
22:02I didn't mean what I said.
22:03If you don't believe us, who will?
22:05The judge?
22:06Fat chance.
22:07I believe you.
22:08But you still think it's all my fault?
22:09You all do.
22:10No, we don't.
22:11Doesn't matter now anyway.
22:13What do you mean?
22:14I'm not going.
22:15Not with him there and, Mum.
22:17I can't.
22:18Nicky.
22:19I'm not going.
22:23I'm not going.
22:53I'm not going.
22:56Bye.
22:57Bye.
23:18Bye.
23:20Bye.
23:20Bye.
23:21Bye.
23:22Bye.