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Byker Grove (1989) S11E18
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00:30Dad, Greg, that reminds me. I've spoken to the lads at the station. You can come tomorrow
00:47for your grand tour, OK?
00:48Whatever.
00:49I'm sorry, Maggie. I forgot to tell you. I'm vegetarian now.
00:53Oh, er, right. I'll scrape the meat off, shall I? Just the egg.
00:58Oh, a fetus. Yum, yum.
01:01Look, breakfast's the most important meal of the day, isn't it, Greg?
01:04Yeah.
01:05I mean, you start with missing breakfast.
01:07Just have some toast, eh?
01:09Got me a little friend again. Sad.
01:11I'm sure Nikki has a mind of her own, Greg.
01:13And Matt's not my little friend. He's my boyfriend, actually.
01:18What do you want?
01:27Now, now. What's the rush?
01:29You've got some nerve showing your face round here again.
01:31What? Am I supposed to be scared of something like?
01:33Ooh.
01:34Leave us alone.
01:36Leave us alone.
01:37Where's your girlie? Quite at home here, aren't you?
01:40Yeah. And I'm not moving for anyone.
01:42Steady on. Want to put this behind my man?
01:45Yeah.
01:46Do one last job for us and forget the whole thing.
01:48You're informing us of the lot.
01:50One job?
01:51Eh, nothing heavy.
01:53I don't think so.
01:55You sure about that?
01:57Yeah.
01:59You'll change your mind.
02:10Have you got it, then?
02:15I've got a friend who works in a lab.
02:17I'm glad that's over.
02:19They're gonna call the police.
02:20Over?
02:21Well, I haven't got a story yet.
02:23We need details.
02:24Who's dealing to who and when, that type of thing.
02:26But...
02:27Look, if you're not up to it, I'll just have to find someone else who is.
02:30Yeah, maybe you should stick to kids' stuff.
02:32No, I am up to it.
02:34It's just...
02:35That's me, girl.
02:36See, I knew you were meant for the job.
02:38You are a real news hound.
02:44Come on, Regina, what's the big secret?
02:46Yeah, I'm a busy man, you know.
02:48Ta-da!
02:49Yeah, the Groves camcorder.
02:51So?
02:52So this is gonna make me...
02:53Sorry.
02:54Us.
02:55Famous?
02:56I'm gonna make a video for the Duelic Stupid show.
02:58Don't you mean fake a video?
03:00Whatever.
03:01It's perfect.
03:02Me and Mum will see it and she'll come and see us.
03:07Are these gonna open up?
03:09I'm starving.
03:10I mean, it's dinner time.
03:12Well, almost.
03:13Do you think I've put on weight?
03:15No.
03:16Do you think I look fat?
03:17No more than usual.
03:18I just want food.
03:20A cheeseburger with loads of sauce dripping out the sides.
03:24In fries.
03:25Proper ones with loads of ketchup.
03:27Mmm.
03:28Karen?
03:30Karen?
03:31Karen?
03:32Karin?
03:33Smeida.
03:34Come on.
03:35We'll go.
03:36Thanks a lot.
03:37Thanks a lot.
03:38Thanks a lot.
03:51Good luck.
03:52You're good.
03:53Thanks a lot.
04:00Are you sure you want to get rid of this slot?
04:02Well, I can't exactly take it on the plane, can I?
04:06You know, I could use the money from this to stay, you know, make a go of it here with you.
04:11Be for you, old Jake.
04:12You wouldn't last five minutes on the money from this.
04:14And what would you live off after that?
04:16I'd manage.
04:19How? Get a job?
04:21Well, yeah, I could.
04:22Not one that would make you happy.
04:25No, at least I could use the money for a leaving party.
04:29Oi, watch it.
04:32I didn't want it anyway.
04:33Listen, Jake, I hear you're in those foreign films.
04:38Finally, someone with some taste.
04:41What can I interest you in?
04:43Something a bit arty, perhaps?
04:45Maybe I could interest you in a bit of felinish.
04:47Er, Swedish, is it?
04:48Are you ready?
04:57Yeah.
04:59Action!
05:05Ow!
05:05Are you okay?
05:07Ow!
05:07Have you broken anything?
05:09Yes, plenty.
05:10I think I'm okay.
05:11Ow!
05:11Take it easy.
05:12Did you get that, Barry?
05:15Right, that's a wrap then.
05:17Regina!
05:18Oh, come on, my Jake fellow, filmmaker.
05:20I wish Greg and Dad had sorted it out.
05:27Stole me head in.
05:28And when I said I was vegetarian, you'd think I was from another planet.
05:31You're a veggie?
05:33I am now.
05:34Oh, good.
05:35Greg's pathetic.
05:36Taking the mickey out of us all the time.
05:38He's the one who's stupid.
05:40And that told us they were trying to get a dirty video.
05:42Sad, isn't it?
05:44You should have seen the faces this morning when I mentioned you.
05:47They'll hear me.
05:48They hear me.
05:51Look.
05:53Don't be daft.
05:56Maybe I could get them when I like this.
05:58I like it.
05:59I was in Spain.
06:06Sebriano.
06:08What?
06:10I slept with him.
06:11You didn't.
06:13What was it like?
06:14I don't believe it.
06:15Come on, give us all the gory details.
06:23Is there something else?
06:25I think I'm pregnant.
06:26I think I'm pregnant.
06:29This is a storyboard, right?
06:34That's me.
06:35That's Bradley.
06:36And Stumpy.
06:37Okay?
06:46What do you want?
06:49I heard you're looking for a video.
06:51What video?
06:52I could get you one, that's all.
06:54Are you serious?
06:55Sure, I could get you on a date with one.
06:56Nice one.
06:57Hey, that's brilliant, that.
06:58Right, lads?
06:59What video?
07:00Where we thought we needed cheering up.
07:15Stupid, stupid car.
07:18I've just had the brakes checked as well.
07:20You all right, John?
07:21Yeah, pity about the car.
07:23You was okay?
07:24Fine.
07:25Thank goodness for that.
07:27Blummin' stupid thing!
07:33You can't be pregnant.
07:35How do you work that one out?
07:36Well, you can't get pregnant the first time.
07:39It was your first time.
07:40Course it was.
07:41That's an old wise tale.
07:43Of course you can get pregnant the first time.
07:45Thanks.
07:46But we've got to face up with this.
07:48Wait.
07:49Well, you know what I mean.
07:50Anyways, you don't know for definite.
07:52Well, she's been sick and everything.
07:54Why didn't you take the morning after pill?
07:56That would have stopped.
07:57Well, you know.
07:58I didn't want to think about it.
07:59I just wanted to forget the whole thing.
08:02You're going to have to tell your mum.
08:03You're joking.
08:04She'd know what to do.
08:05Yeah, right, killers.
08:08Sean?
08:10Well, you've got to do something.
08:11Yeah, like pretend it never happened.
08:13A pregnancy test.
08:14Go to the doctors.
08:15No, we'll tell me, ma'am.
08:17It doesn't have to be your doctor.
08:19Doctors are confidential.
08:20They can't tell anyone.
08:22You can find out without your mum knowing.
08:24What about buying a test from the chemist?
08:27Will you come with us?
08:30Of course.
08:33There you go.
08:34Red Hot and Geordie.
08:35You what?
08:36The video.
08:38All right.
08:39Well, then, what now?
08:40Where are we going to watch it?
08:41TV room?
08:42Oh, yeah.
08:43Great idea.
08:43Only people are going to walk in while we're watching it.
08:45How's about we're watching it loose?
08:47No way.
08:48She'll kill her if she found out.
08:49Well, my dad Maggie will be out.
08:50Could watch it at mine, but we need something to play it on.
08:52Well, I can sort that.
08:54What about him?
08:56Are you going to watch it with her?
08:58Yeah, great.
08:59Great.
09:00All right, then.
09:01What are we waiting for?
09:05Liam, where have you been?
09:06I've been looking for you.
09:07Look, I can't choose it, right?
09:08Well, what about the video?
09:10Eh, we'll meet you later, right?
09:12OK.
09:16Hiya.
09:16You all right?
09:17Hiya.
09:19Oh, no.
09:22Liam, Lou's been looking for you.
09:23Where's Ben?
09:24Well, he's just gone to Greg's.
09:25What happened?
09:26What happened?
09:35What's it look like?
09:36Are you OK?
09:37Lou's gone down to the police station.
09:39Doesn't look like there's anything missing.
09:41What a mess.
09:42Said it's just kids.
09:44Have you seen those lads recently?
09:46No.
09:47I suppose I'd better start clearing up.
09:58So, this is where you hang out.
10:01How did you find us?
10:02Asked around, spoke to a couple of people.
10:04Wasn't difficult.
10:07Oh?
10:07Yeah, one of the lads from the shelter said he recognised you.
10:10You used to hang out round here.
10:11Who?
10:12Is this a bad time or something?
10:14Oh, no, of course not.
10:15It's just...
10:16Well, I feel bad that there's not a place for you at the shelter at the minute.
10:21I thought you'd like to come along and meet some of the people there anyway.
10:24You know, if you want.
10:25Come along to the quiz night.
10:31Hiya, girls.
10:32Hiya.
10:33What are you up to?
10:34Working on a project for school.
10:36Oh, yeah, pregnancy.
10:39I worked on a project like that with young kids before.
10:42Anything you want to ask, just give us a shout.
10:46What's she up to?
10:48It doesn't seem five minutes since I was pregnant with Madam up there.
10:54You know, I felt pregnant right away.
10:57A woman knows.
10:59How?
10:59You just feel different.
11:04Special somehow.
11:06Are you still coming or not?
11:10What do you think?
11:11He's a plane at us.
11:11He's not stupid, you know.
11:13Do you feel special, Karen?
11:15What?
11:15Do you feel different?
11:17I feel terrible.
11:23Will you hurry up and put it on?
11:25Sorry.
11:26There was a break in it, Lou's.
11:27What?
11:28Well, what did they take?
11:29Nothing.
11:30It's fine now.
11:31Let's get the show on the road.
11:33Hey, Matt.
11:34Maybe we'll pick up a few tips.
11:36Yeah.
11:38Hi.
11:39What do you want?
11:40Nicky, get out.
11:42What are you watching?
11:43Nothing.
11:43Oh, that sounds good.
11:45Can I watch it too?
11:46You wouldn't like it, Nicky.
11:47What a dirty video.
11:49What did you tell her for?
11:50He didn't.
11:51Nat did.
11:52Everyone knows.
11:53Come on.
11:55I've never seen one before.
11:57Press clear.
11:58I'll wait.
11:58Let's go.
12:00Not you.
12:00It was a great idea to watch it at the group.
12:25And how many people are walking when we're watching it?
12:27Well, we can always watch it in the cellar.
12:28I seem to remember saying, not you, Nicky.
12:32So if I've been a blind person.
12:36I'm out.
12:36I'm.
12:46I'm sorry.
12:46Cut.
12:46Cut!
12:48I'll wait a minute then.
12:54Can't you see that we're busy?
12:56Yeah, well we need to make a dry stumpy old.
12:58I'll create a video.
13:00Hey man, what are you playing at?
13:02Leave him alone.
13:04Aye, lay off him and I'll find somewhere else.
13:10I'm just going to sell the snack box.
13:12Anyways.
13:14Left a bit.
13:20Now right.
13:22It's too low.
13:24You do it then!
13:26I'm sorry, I just want everything to be perfect.
13:28I want this party to be special.
13:30Something to remember them by.
13:32You know, like a sort of thank you to the Grove.
13:34You are going to help aren't you?
13:36Of course.
13:38Come in lads.
13:40My leaving party?
13:42But there's one reason to celebrate.
13:48So are you going to the party?
13:50Yeah, probably.
13:52Certainly you.
13:54So Jake, what kind of a party is it?
13:56Just drink and stuff.
13:58Ah, we'll be there.
14:00Yeah, we'll be there.
14:02Not necessarily.
14:04Well, if we can get the keys to this place, we'll be sorted.
14:06We'll be able to watch the video in the TV room tonight without some little brat wandering in.
14:08Oh yeah?
14:09Now we're going to get past Sean and Jeff?
14:10We even watch more like hoax.
14:12Well, maybe it's we couldn't.
14:14But I know someone who could.
14:20Go on Greg.
14:21Go on.
14:22Go on Greg.
14:31What's that?
14:32What?
14:33Oh, don't play games Jake.
14:35I expect that of Ben and Ollie but not of you.
14:37That's going straight back the shop.
14:38Come on Sean.
14:39It's my leaving party.
14:40Tough.
14:41Sean!
14:42Sean!
14:43Come here.
14:44Sean!
14:45Sean!
14:46What?
14:47Oh Sean, I've been looking for you.
14:48We need a judge.
14:49A proper one.
14:50Yeah?
14:51What's going on?
14:52I don't know if they're doing it right.
14:53It's all the rage in America.
14:54Well then, who do you think's the best?
14:56And your professional opinion of course.
14:58Oh, of course.
14:59What are you lot up to?
15:01Nothing.
15:02Well, who do you think's the best?
15:06I'm not sure.
15:07Maybe they need a bit more practice, eh?
15:09Maybe they do.
15:23Intruders?
15:24Check.
15:25And popcorn?
15:26Check.
15:27Come on, man.
15:28On, on, on.
15:29Off, off, off.
15:30You mean?
15:31I don't believe this.
15:32Where's the video then?
15:33Oh man, it's me brother's mate.
15:34He's rock hard, you killers.
15:35I don't believe this.
15:36Where's the video then?
15:37Oh man, it's me brother's mate.
15:38He's rock hard, you killers.
15:40I don't believe this.
15:41I don't believe this.
15:42Where's the video then?
15:43Oh man, it's me brother's mate.
15:44He's rock hard, you killers.
15:45I'm dead.
15:46What are you doing here?
15:47Sorry, I just...
15:48What are you doing here?
15:49Sorry, I just...
15:50What are you doing here?
15:51Sorry, I just...
15:53What are you doing here?
16:06Sorry, I just...
16:08I'm just worried about you, that's all.
16:11You could have been followed.
16:12It'll blow everything.
16:13I didn't think of that.
16:14Yeah, well you learned.
16:16And what was it you wanted?
16:18He came to the Grove.
16:19Who?
16:20Lenny.
16:21He wanted to go to a quiz with him.
16:22Oh, perfect.
16:23That is brilliant.
16:24It is?
16:25He trusts you.
16:26Good work.
16:27You're in the perfect position to suss out their operation.
16:30So I should go?
16:31You're catching on.
16:35Not exactly the Ritz, are they?
16:37Yeah.
16:41Thanks for coming this afternoon, son.
16:43It means a lot to me.
16:47I know we've had our problems, Greg, but it'd be good if we could put all that behind us.
16:51Yeah.
16:52This is where we take the calls.
16:56We try to filter out the hoaxes and make sure the genuine ones have followed up.
17:02John.
17:03John.
17:06This is my son, Greg.
17:07Hiya.
17:08So you're the young fella he keeps talking about.
17:11I hear you're planning to join the ranks.
17:15Maybe we'd better just be getting on this.
17:17Yeah, not a man.
17:20Well, that just about rounds it off.
17:22What if we go grab something to eat?
17:24Yeah, I'm starving.
17:27How about that for size?
17:29Do you never give up?
17:30Hey, I was joking.
17:31What?
17:32Just like you were joking when you told that bloke I was joining the police force?
17:34Don't be like that.
17:35I thought we'd had a good day.
17:36Yeah.
17:37You wouldn't spoil it, didn't you?
17:38Like everything else.
17:39Come on, look, we can talk about this.
17:40No way.
17:42You never had any intention of giving this a go, did you?
17:44Oh, like you were really going to stop hassling us.
17:46Well, I was prepared to give you a chance.
17:48No, you weren't.
17:49I'm not precious little Nicky, am I?
17:50What's that supposed to mean?
17:52Just forget it.
18:05I've had it this time, your dad, the police, the whole lot of them.
18:17Yeah, I know what you mean.
18:18I mean, who does he think he is?
18:19Mr. Wonderful?
18:20Yeah, well, he's not, and I'll show him.
18:22How like?
18:24Look, I can't get into any bother.
18:26Lou and Nat would be on me case.
18:27And what if they didn't know?
18:28Eh?
18:29Like a couple of phone calls.
18:30What do you mean?
18:31Just a couple.
18:32Hoax calls.
18:33Get them running about a bit.
18:35Oh, I don't know, mate.
18:36Just because you're under the thumb.
18:37Me?
18:38No way.
18:39You said yourself, the police messed you around.
18:41Yeah, right.
18:42So much for protection.
18:43Eh?
18:44Calls on me case again.
18:45Big time.
18:46Well, no problem.
18:47We'll get the lads together and we'll get it sorted.
18:49Not these guys.
18:50If you start anything again, they'll come back armed.
18:55Hoax calls.
18:58Okay, then I'm in.
19:02It's for a project at school.
19:12It's not for me!
19:14The game.
19:15Great.
19:16I'm glad you're on my side.
19:17Is any of your friends coming along?
19:18They've got business.
19:19Oh, what do they do?
19:20Just stuff.
19:21I'll just be a minute.
19:22Are you okay?
19:23Hi there, everyone.
19:24Thanks for coming.
19:25Now, before we start tonight's quiz, after my feeble attempts at questions last week, if
19:42anyone's got any complaints this week, go straight to Suzanne.
19:43All right, Lenny.
19:44Thanks for helping us out, Suzanne.
19:45Question one.
19:46Can you name all of the rabbits from Watershed Down?
19:47Are you sure you're okay?
19:48Are you sure you're okay?
19:49Right, uh, I'd like to say thanks for coming, everybody.
19:50And I know it's a little bit early.
19:51Is it okay?
19:52Are you sure you're okay?
19:53I know it's a little bit early.
19:54Is it okay?
19:55Is it?
19:56Oh, it's not.
19:57No.
19:58It's not.
19:59It's true.
20:00The other way I was asked to answer questions last week.
20:01If anyone's got any complaints this week, go straight to Suzanne.
20:02All right, Lenny.
20:03Thanks for helping us out, Suzanne.
20:04Question one.
20:05Can you name all of the rabbits from Watershed Down?
20:07Are you sure you're okay?
20:09Right, I'd like to say thanks for coming, everyone.
20:18And I know it's a little bit early.
20:19Ceter?
20:20Sure!
20:21You've gotta come.
20:22Jake I'm really sorry she'll come back right forget speeches what can I get
20:33everybody there you go guys just yeah thanks Jake see you later at least they
20:40came and left two minutes later what can I get you lots well where's the proper
20:46drink Sean confiscated it great see you later come in you have a sandwich I mean
21:02I'm here I'm stumped yeah sorry I've got to go it's past one back to bedtime
21:09it's supposed to be my leaving party I'll see you as a pound
21:18you're joking do you mean I've actually got a paint on this thing looks like it oh well
21:29this is just great what if I don't need to go get out hormones
21:39what is everything okay what do you mean a lot's been happening the bike the
21:46break-in just seemed a bit weird thanks you would tell us if there was something
21:51wrong wouldn't you of course
21:56any good it's no use I'm too nervous
22:02you see beautiful wonderful what well it's worth a try just think to yourself splash splash tinkle
22:12tingle this isn't helping
22:14has everyone gone home everyone stayed at home
22:23I hope it hasn't all been bad Jake I know we haven't always seen eye to eye but you will be missed you know
22:45thanks it's just I wanted to go with a bang or whimper
22:53everybody hates me
23:03where have you two sprung from do you know anything about this
23:09no we're on the stairs I'll call the police well you said you want to go with a bang
23:15it's changing what give us a look sure it was an accident what color was it it
23:26changed yeah but what color I'm pregnant I'm really pregnant
23:30yeah
23:40yeah
23:49yeah
23:54yeah
23:56yeah
23:57yeah