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The Trap Door S02E09 The.Stupid.Thing
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00:00Trap door, cause there's something down there.
00:23What's that? Oh, it's flippin' drat. Irritatin' fat blob.
00:27Oh, clobberts, what's he want now?
00:33What is it, oh large and floppy one?
00:36I think I need a bath. I ain't had one for years.
00:41Hey, bath? Certainly, sire. I'll just get it ready for you.
00:47There you are, sire. Just how you like it. Nice and thick and slimy.
00:53That's lovely.
00:55Which bit should I wash first, sire? Should I start with these three lumps in the back here?
01:00Oh, bliss.
01:05Giving him upstairs a slime bath must be a revolting job.
01:11Jack, what are you doing?
01:14Oh, how lovely. He's feeding his babies.
01:24I do wish you'd be more careful, drat.
01:38Now what are you doing?
01:53Drat, pay attention when I'm talking to you.
01:57I don't think that's a worm, drat.
02:07I think you'd better put it back.
02:10Leave it alone, drat. You don't know where it's been.
02:25It's...
02:27Put me down, put me down, put me down, put me down, put me...
02:31How's that then, sire?
02:35I think that's all the various holes and creases mucked out?
02:43Am I not frightened?
02:45You were rastic, sire. I'll be off now.
02:48Here, here, oh, oh, oh.
02:51I'm being abused most terribly.
02:54Help, Buck. This creature won't leave us alone.
02:57Stop playing with my friends.
02:59Oh, oh, Buck, I'm filthy.
03:03I said leave my friends alone, you, or you'll get bonked.
03:13Oh, Glabbitt, what a mess.
03:15Looks like we're all gonna need a bath now.
03:17Oh, Buck, I'm foul.
03:19I'm putted in vile scumge.
03:22Unclean, unclean, unclean.
03:24Do you have the same trouble at your place on bath night?