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Byker Grove (1989) S11E05
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00:00Biker!
00:02Biker!
00:04Biker!
00:06Biker!
00:08Biker!
00:10Biker!
00:12Biker!
00:14Biker!
00:16Biker!
00:18Biker!
00:20Biker!
00:22Biker!
00:24Biker!
00:26Guess who?
00:28Guess who? You said the kiss we had last night was the best you'd had. Ever.
00:33Eh... Carrot... Eh?
00:36Oh, shaming.
00:38Hop I stayed over the road. See you later.
00:49Hello? A friend at the Grubbs are doing looking for some clowns.
00:54Well, it's short notice, but we could rearrange our schedule.
01:00Harry! I'm sorry about pulling the plugs. I thought you did really great.
01:05Shh! Ben, when are you gonna grow up?
01:11Yesterday at the club. Hi. Hi.
01:14Have you decided yet? It's not that simple.
01:17Yes, it is. Do you want to move in with me or not?
01:20There's a lot to consider. Like what?
01:23My parents. What, they want to move in too?
01:25You know what I mean.
01:27Well, you're 16. I was 16 when I left home.
01:30You never left home, Jake. Your parents did.
01:33Well, it's the same thing. No, it's not.
01:35So it's no then?
01:37I need time. I just want us to be happy.
01:40I can make you happy, Sita. I can.
01:43You know what your trouble is?
01:47Boys, they're only interested in one thing. Motorbikes.
01:53That's where Jack ran over us. Luckily, it hasn't affected me clowning.
01:58Therese. What's that?
02:03A bunch of bananas.
02:05I've already told you. You're not riding on that bike.
02:07You told me you let me get on with me life.
02:09That lad's dangerous.
02:11Jack, dangerous?
02:12You saw what he'd done to Regina's foot. Looked he wasn't any real damage.
02:15And I could have really mangled his front wheel.
02:18Therese! Therese!
02:20Therese!
02:25Hi.
02:26Hiya.
02:31Yeah.
02:38Going shopping? Do you want to come?
02:40Erm, yeah, great.
02:42Come on then.
02:43Erm...
02:45Do you think it looks like rain?
02:47Eh?
02:48What are you on about?
02:51Hi.
02:52Oh, did he see Jake then?
02:53Did he propose?
02:54Are you going to run after Gretna Green?
02:56He asked us to move in with him.
02:57No.
02:58Tell us then.
03:01Everything.
03:13Nice photos?
03:14Me on holiday with Mum and Mike.
03:16You look happy.
03:18That's a week after they'd married.
03:21Before he'd moved in.
03:26No more?
03:28Who'd take a picture of me Mum with a black eye?
03:31I'm glad you and your Mum got on well.
03:34The two of you'll need each other at the trial.
03:37Hello girls.
03:38Out shopping?
03:39Yeah, I remember dreams.
03:40Have you seen the prices?
03:41I'm not surprised.
03:42Have you seen the labels?
03:43It's nice looking.
03:44It's a class.
03:45I wish I had a bloat to buy me clothes.
03:46Or hopefully I can't bet a look anymore.
03:47Bye Jake.
03:48Bye Jake.
03:49See you Jake.
03:50I'm not surprised.
03:51I'm not surprised.
03:52Have you seen the labels?
03:53It's nice looking.
03:54It's a class.
03:55I wish I had a bloat to buy me clothes.
03:56Or hopefully I can't bet a look anymore.
03:57Bye Jake.
03:58See you Jake.
04:00Bye Jake.
04:01Well you're not going to find one there.
04:02Just Greg, Ollie and Ben.
04:03Aye.
04:04I'm not surprised.
04:05I'm not surprised.
04:06I'm not surprised.
04:07I'm not surprised.
04:08I'm not surprised.
04:09I'm not surprised.
04:10Have you seen the labels?
04:11It's a nice look.
04:12It's a class.
04:13I wish I had a bloat to buy me clothes.
04:14Or hopefully I can't bet a look anymore.
04:15Bye Jake.
04:16See you Jake.
04:18Has he just...
04:19Aye.
04:20You've gone green.
04:21All I want is some rich handsome bloat to buy me some nice things.
04:25Come on let's go to the group.
04:26Well you're not going to find one there.
04:28Just Greg, Ollie and Ben.
04:29Aye.
04:30Ben certainly fancies himself like.
04:33Yeah.
04:34He's a very plonker.
04:35Yeah.
04:38That's more like it.
04:39Sure it's hideous.
04:41It's in May Price range.
04:57Claire.
04:58Oh, hiya.
04:59We met at the club.
05:00Oh yeah.
05:01You asked us out didn't you?
05:02Yeah.
05:03And he said no.
05:04Yeah, but perhaps we can go for a coat sometime.
05:06Yeah.
05:07Yeah.
05:08What's it like here?
05:09It's alright, but you've got to be a member.
05:11I'll sign in by one anyway.
05:13Oh.
05:14Well I could sign in if you want.
05:16Well, come on then.
05:17Here it is.
05:18Are you really going to change this?
05:19Aye.
05:20Well won't it be hard?
05:21I used to help my mum make dresses for ballroom dancing all the time.
05:23It'll be easy.
05:24Loads people come here.
05:25It'll be your lab.
05:26And this is the general room.
05:27Who are you talking to?
05:28That last from the club.
05:29Well she was here.
05:30Oh dear.
05:31Things become so bad you've got yourself an imaginary girlfriend.
05:32She was here.
05:33You saw things out with Harry.
05:34What?
05:35About the D gene.
05:36Oh, aye.
05:37Have you told her about Karen and she yet?
05:38Don't be stupid.
05:39Thought she was ex that's all.
05:40Yeah, she is, but she's still a mate.
05:41Oh, I'm sorry.
05:42I'm sorry.
05:43I'm sorry.
05:44I'm sorry.
05:45I'm sorry.
05:46I'm sorry.
05:47I'm sorry.
05:48I'm sorry.
05:49I'm sorry.
05:50I'm sorry.
05:51I'm sorry.
05:52I'm sorry.
05:53I'm sorry.
05:54I'm sorry.
05:55I'm sorry.
05:56I'm sorry.
05:57Thought she was ex that's all.
05:58Yeah, she is, but she's still a mate.
06:00What are you two talking about?
06:01Women.
06:02No.
06:03I don't understand them.
06:04I mean, why him and not us?
06:06Charm, looks, charisma.
06:07If you want advice, just ask.
06:09I am the expert.
06:10Look mate, they're gonna find out.
06:12I can take care of meselt.
06:13Can you take care of two angry women?
06:15I like angry women.
06:16Who's left for us then?
06:17No, Harry.
06:18I shouldn't go to anyone.
06:19Don't talk about her like that.
06:20I thought you were through with her.
06:22Ever.
06:23What did I see?
06:27If you're not a member, you have to pay.
06:32I'm McGreg.
06:37What's that?
06:38It's our name.
06:39You never asked us.
06:40Come on, we need to rehearse.
06:42Yeah, you're right.
06:43We need some proper practice.
06:45Lots of it.
06:47That's why I've got our next building.
06:49Kitty's party at six o'clock.
06:51Girls, are you to compliment them?
06:54Eh?
06:55You know, see how nice they look.
06:56Sounds a bit flaky to me.
06:58Try it.
06:59I don't fancy her.
07:00It's practice, don't move.
07:06Right, you try it.
07:08Hi Cliff.
07:09Hiya.
07:10I like your hair.
07:11Oh, thanks.
07:12I like that top.
07:13What?
07:14And them shoes.
07:15You know, Ali, you remind me of that guy in...
07:18What's that film?
07:19Oh yeah.
07:20Titanic.
07:21Star Wars.
07:22No, the bug's life.
07:25I think she likes us.
07:27Yeah.
07:29Hi.
07:30Alright.
07:31Good trip.
07:32Sorry about your birthday.
07:33Eh, it's okay.
07:34I'm having another one next year.
07:36How'd it go with you, ma'am?
07:39Nikki.
07:40She's gonna testify.
07:41She's gonna say Mike never hit us.
07:43She can't.
07:44You hit her too.
07:45I know.
07:46And she's still gonna stick up for him?
07:48Yeah.
07:49Don't tell Therese.
07:50She's your friend.
07:51No, Jack.
07:52We're in this together.
07:53What's the matter?
07:56Nothing.
07:57She'll find out at the trial.
07:59Find out what?
08:00She promised you'd talk to us.
08:03Nikki's mum's given evidence for Mike.
08:05No.
08:06Aw, Nikki, I'm sorry.
08:07But don't worry, it's a watertight case.
08:09What a tight case.
08:10What Mike did was wrong.
08:11He'll be put away.
08:12Then it's alright.
08:14She needs time to sort herself out.
08:16Come on.
08:17You're taking this out on the boat, remember?
08:26Where's she?
08:27Oh, she's up in the attic.
08:28She saw her in a frock.
08:29It's a bit sad, really.
08:30Why?
08:31Well, you've got Jake, I've got Ben, and Cher's got a frock.
08:36Um, about Ben?
08:37Oh, no.
08:38It's brilliant, isn't it?
08:39Yeah.
08:40I'll go and see how Cher's doing.
08:42You won't tell her, will you?
08:43Only I think she'd be a bit gutted.
08:45Aye.
08:46I guess you would.
08:51Hiya.
08:53We met the club?
08:54Oh, yeah.
08:55And what are you doing here?
08:56You made hire us really good, like.
08:58Yeah.
08:59You said you'd practice, yeah?
09:00Do you know where?
09:03Ask her.
09:04That was the top gig.
09:05Top?
09:07What about goes to you's?
09:08Me own.
09:09Are they remixes?
09:10Sorry.
09:11Trade secret.
09:13See you then.
09:14Bye.
09:20So what's she after?
09:21The secret of my success.
09:26What, Cher?
09:27You shouldn't have put it there.
09:28What's this?
09:29You know the video tape the competition last night?
09:31Yeah.
09:32I got a few copies.
09:33I'm going to send them off to some agents.
09:35You might take it seriously now.
09:36And get you a few more gigs, eh?
09:38The car is not moving from the seat for me.
09:39No.
09:40Go away.
09:41So I'll probably say go.
09:42I'm going to try again.
09:44I'm going to try again.
09:45The car is not moving.
09:46You're going to try again.
09:47The car is not moving.
09:50The car is not moving.
09:51I think they are looking for a car.
09:52Uncle Joey said riding on the back of a bike with the learners against the law.
09:55You're going to die 999.
09:59Oh, no, it's a hell's angel.
10:01Oh, look, it's two sadders that I've got to walk everywhere.
10:04Last one to the gates of div.
10:15Oh, what do you think?
10:17It's great.
10:18I want to get it finished by tonight.
10:19There's something you ought to know about, Ben.
10:23It's Karen.
10:24Oh, I know.
10:26She thinks he's a creep.
10:27Well, that's her problem.
10:28Once you get to know me, he's really sweet.
10:31Yeah.
10:40Regina or Hagen?
10:42Clowns are us.
10:43Sorry, there's been a mistake.
10:44Right, we're both.
10:45More clowns!
10:49Oh, no, it isn't.
10:50Oh, yes, it is.
10:51Oh, no, it isn't.
10:52Oh, yes, it is.
10:53Oh, yes, it is.
10:54There's been a mistake.
10:55When I booked you, I didn't know Kevin had rung Mr Jolly Wally.
10:59I was here first.
11:00First in, first out.
11:02Oh, yes, it is.
11:03Oh, yes, it is.
11:04There's been a mistake.
11:05When I booked you, I didn't know Kevin had rung Mr Jolly Wally.
11:08I was here first.
11:09First in, first out.
11:11All right.
11:12Oh, yes.
11:14I can't stand.
11:16I'm notarpy anymore.
11:21I'm borrowing.
11:24I've got to get it.
11:27I'm just kidding!
11:57You alright?
12:01Yeah, come on!
12:13You alright?
12:17Yeah, come on!
12:27Hey, what would Harry do if she could see for now?
12:46Faint.
12:47No, she'd probably kill you more like.
12:49She would be gobsmacked.
12:51Aye.
12:52You haven't told her, have you?
12:54No, she thinks you fancy yourself.
12:56Well, I used to.
12:57But now I fancy you.
12:59Oh, Karen.
13:01What?
13:02I've got to go.
13:03Where?
13:04I promised you I'd do the washing up.
13:06But I'll probably see you tomorrow after school.
13:08I can't.
13:09I've got to go to the art gallery for my A-level project.
13:11Oh.
13:12You can come, though, if you want.
13:13Art galleries are dead romantic places, you know.
13:15Are they?
13:16Aye.
13:17Oh, good.
13:23It's probably been re-sprayed and flogged.
13:25Aye.
13:26I want your bait back.
13:27I don't think you're going to get it back.
13:29Two sixties.
13:30Close your eyes.
13:31Why?
13:32Because I've got a surprise.
13:33Open them.
13:34It costs over a hundred quid.
13:35I told you I'd make you happy.
13:36Yeah, but...
13:37Don't you like it?
13:38It's lovely, but...
13:39Karen and Cher said they'd give anything to have a bloke who'd buy them clothes like those.
13:51Yeah, well, they would.
13:52Then there's no way they're ever going to get a bloke like that anyway.
13:53They've already got blokes.
13:54Well, one.
13:55Eh?
13:56Ben, he's too timing them with each other.
13:57Really?
13:58Still, I suppose half a boyfriend's better than none.
13:59Ha ha.
14:00Just show us what a mature relationship we've got.
14:01Oh, it's getting late.
14:02I better go.
14:03I don't turn into a wolf when it gets dark, you know.
14:04I do.
14:05Oh!
14:06Will I see you tomorrow?
14:07No, you can't.
14:08I've got to go to the Ark Hallery.
14:09Oh.
14:10Oh.
14:11Oh.
14:12Oh.
14:13Oh.
14:14Oh.
14:15Oh.
14:16Oh.
14:17Oh.
14:18Oh.
14:19Oh.
14:20Oh.
14:21Oh.
14:22Oh.
14:23Oh.
14:24Oh.
14:25Oh.
14:26Oh.
14:27Oh.
14:28Oh.
14:29Oh.
14:30Oh.
14:31Oh.
14:32Oh.
14:33From your project.
14:34I'll come with you.
14:35No, you can't.
14:36You do want to see us, don't you?
14:38Yeah, but not at the Ark Hallery.
14:40Well, why not?
14:42You'd hate it.
14:43I wouldn't.
14:44No, you would.
14:45It'll be interesting.
14:47I wouldn't want you to spend an hour in an Ark Hallery.
14:50Just for my sake.
14:51It'll be dead boring.
14:52Not if I'm there, it won't be.
14:54See you later.
14:56See you later.
14:57What do you think?
14:58It's lovely.
14:59Aye, but it's not designer.
15:00Do you want to swap?
15:01You've carried off better than us.
15:02Anyway, I like yours better.
15:03You mean it?
15:04Yeah.
15:05But Jake bought it for you.
15:06Oh, he bought it to show everyone how lucky I am for having such a generous laugh.
15:11I'm meeting Ben at the Ark Hallery.
15:12It's just a thing.
15:13Er, that's Seater's.
15:14No.
15:15No.
15:16No.
15:17No.
15:18No.
15:19No.
15:20No.
15:21No.
15:22No.
15:23No.
15:24No.
15:25No.
15:26No.
15:27No.
15:28No.
15:29No.
15:30No.
15:31No.
15:32No.
15:33No.
15:34No.
15:35No.
15:36No.
15:37No.
15:38No.
15:39No.
15:40No.
15:41That's Seater's.
15:42We're swapped?
15:43Take it off.
15:44What?
15:45And show you my undies?
15:48I bought that for you.
15:49Then it's mine to do what I like with.
15:51You can't owe me Jake.
15:53What?
15:54You can't buy respect you have to earn it.
15:56I can earn money you know.
15:57You get all yours from your dad.
15:59You want to know how much I can earn?
16:01Fine.
16:02You'll see.
16:03Jake, I don't care about that.
16:04I want to know how much you care about me.
16:07another fiasco thought we covered ourselves in glory thought covered
16:12ourselves in custard but the point is there's a lot of money in this business
16:15we need lots of a wombat kennel what we need is some business cards like this
16:20no what we need is an agent everyone in entertainment has them if you can get a
16:24good one what's an agent well it's somebody who gets your bookings and
16:29make sure you're not ripped off what's it to do with you where would we get an
16:33agent well it's not my usual line of business but I've seen you rehearsing
16:38you've got potential you'd be our agent I wouldn't normally but you have to do
16:45proper get some cards mr. jolly wally the clown he's the opposition I'll get you
16:53some cards what are your terms 20% of the net profits plus the right to negotiate
17:01any prospective back-end deals fancy us having an agent fancy us having to pay
17:06Jake come on Regina everybody in entertainment has an agent how about in
17:11advance a couple of quid 250 each
17:18do you happy
17:25yeah hello can I speak to mr. jolly wally the clown
17:40yeah hello can I speak to mr. jolly wally the clown
17:48you all right yeah I can't stop I'm going to meet Ben at the gallery the gallery you can't why
17:57uh I need to talk to you later right where you off Karen I'm um there's a bit in me dress it needs
18:05tacking can you do it for us your minds on it man wonder what's wrong I mean it couldn't possibly be the
18:14I mean it couldn't possibly be the fact that he's afraid Karen and she might find out he's two-timing them
18:19nah he can take care of himself and he likes angry women he's got to come with us
18:24sorry I can't stand the sight of blood
18:26hiya do any of you know how you practice that day Jane
18:30no we don't know do we just wondered
18:34yeah
18:36yeah
18:40Claire
18:41erm
18:42how are you doing in the cellar
18:44the cellar
18:45yeah it's around here
18:47yeah it's just down there
18:50thanks Sally
18:53it's warm maybe but not hot enough to spoil the views with the heat haze as we came back to the
18:59oh where's the bake he crashed it
19:02it wasn't it
19:04oh well it happens
19:05I could have been hurt
19:06well you could have been any day of the week on that
19:08you don't care do you
19:10I care about my daughter's safety
19:12in fact you seem dead chuffed
19:14now look here
19:15it's obvious isn't it
19:16Jack
19:17you set those lads up and nicked me bike
19:19that's it
19:20there's nobody who speaks to me like that in my house
19:21out
19:22go on
19:23come on
19:24out
19:25Dad
19:26get out
19:27door
19:28it's wonderful ambience isn't it
19:32alright
19:33er I'll be back in a minute
19:40why are you going?
19:41Eh, I'll be back in a minute.
19:43Like one?
19:45You know.
19:52Wait, are you sure you've got it?
19:54Not that wee.
19:55Go right, go left.
19:57Karen and Shae.
19:58Danger.
19:59Great.
20:00Messaging dastard.
20:06Hiya.
20:07Hi, am I late?
20:08No, I was early so I went for a look around.
20:10Interesting?
20:11Aye, very interesting.
20:21Lovely, eh, ambience, isn't it?
20:24Doesn't look much like an ambulance to me.
20:28No.
20:29I mean, where's the flashing lights?
20:32What?
20:34Joke.
20:35Oh.
20:40I'll be back in a minute.
20:41Where are you going?
20:42You know.
20:43All right?
20:44What are you doing here?
20:45I love all this odd stuff.
20:46Have you seen this over here?
20:47Come on.
20:48Come on.
20:49Come on.
20:50Come on.
20:51Come on.
20:52I'll be back in a minute.
20:53I'll be back in a minute.
20:54Where are you going?
20:55You know.
20:56All right?
20:57What are you doing here?
20:58I love all this odd stuff.
20:59Have you seen this over here?
21:00Come on.
21:01Come on.
21:02Come on.
21:03I love all this odd stuff.
21:04Have you seen this over here?
21:05Come on.
21:06Come on.
21:07Come on.
21:08Come on.
21:09Come on.
21:10Come on.
21:11Come on.
21:12Come on.
21:13Come on.
21:14Come on.
21:15Come on.
21:16Come on.
21:17Come on.
21:18It's called White Lies, Black Hearts.
21:20Is it?
21:21Greg, I didn't know you were in a modern art.
21:31Oh, I love it.
21:32It's fantastic, isn't it?
21:34Have you seen the amazing stuff in the next room?
21:41Hiya.
21:42Hiya.
21:43It's called White Lies, Black Heart.
21:47Here.
21:48You worse with this?
21:49You see, I told you it'd be no problem.
21:51Where's Karen?
21:52Tyler.
21:53Oh, where's Shea gone?
22:04Look.
22:05Look.
22:07kuver it.
22:08You're right, you're right.
22:09Where's my wife?
22:10He's a mess.
22:11Yeah.
22:12He's a mess.
22:13You're good, it's a mess.
22:14I'm ...
22:15You're good.
22:16Uh-huh.
22:17Yeah, he's a mess.
22:18That's right.
22:20What's he.
22:21What's her?
22:22What's my life?
22:23What's my life?
22:24I don't know.
22:25You're good?
22:26You're great.
22:27You're good.
22:28I'm very, I'm very good.
22:29You're good.
22:30Oh, the guy, a little guy.
22:31You're good.
22:32What's your life?
22:33Karen, Shay, what are you doing here?
22:38I'm helping Ben with his art project.
22:40Ben's art project?
22:41Aye.
22:42It's my art project.
22:46Your lipstick smudge.
22:49When you kiss him, don't you think the hairs on his top lip
22:51are really prickly?
22:52Aye.
22:54Shay.
22:55He's kissed me too.
22:58You all right?
23:01Oh, how are you, Karen?
23:04Ben?
23:26Nat!
23:29Nat, open the door!
23:31It's porta over it.
23:32I huge Shivchiti.
23:34Welcome to TV.
23:35You know, the party is still possible.
23:38Fuck it.
23:40It's a lot of feelings about this.
23:47Bye.
23:51Bye now.
23:53Bye.
23:53Bye now.
23:55Bye now.
23:55Bye now.
23:56Bye now.
23:59Bye now.
23:59Bye now.
24:00Bye-bye.
24:02Bye-bye.
24:07Bye-bye.
24:07Bye-bye.
24:08Bye-bye.