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Davey & Jonesie's Locker Season 1 Episode 2- Unjust Gems - FULL
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00:01Stevie!
00:02Something!
00:03God!
00:04I'm about to prove that nothing and no one will stand in the way of Steven Simon-
00:10Wait!
00:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48Okay, I can fix this.
00:50I just need to contact the others.
00:52I can fix this.
00:54I got to get out of here.
01:11He has to change this.
01:12Okay.
01:13I can do this.
01:14Switch this.
01:15Watch this.
01:22Oh, yes.
01:24What?
01:25No.
01:26No.
01:27No.
01:28No.
01:30No.
01:31No.
01:32No.
01:34No!
01:35No!
01:45You don't belong here.
01:47You don't belong here.
01:48You don't belong here.
02:01What?
02:15Wasn't our locker a tad messier than this?
02:16Where are we?
02:17Dude, I don't know.
02:18But wherever we are, I bet that...
02:19You don't belong here.
02:20There it is.
02:21I guess.
02:22Run?
02:23Feels like run.
02:24Yeah.
02:25Wait.
02:26No, no, no, no.
02:27Seriously, wait.
02:28What's going on?
02:29Dude, I don't know what.
02:30I'm pretty sure that our science teacher is evil.
02:32No, no, no, no.
02:33Wait.
02:34No, no, no, no.
02:35Wait.
02:36Seriously, wait.
02:38What's going on?
02:39Dude, I don't know what.
02:40I'm pretty sure that our science teacher is evil.
02:43It's fine.
02:44It's fine.
02:45Stop.
02:46Oh.
02:47Um.
02:48Holy.
02:49Are those the girls?
02:50You are.
02:51Well, I suppose the cat's out of the bag.
02:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:53What are you doing?
02:54We are protecting ourselves because you were giving obvious bad guy energy.
02:58No, I am not.
02:59No, I am not.
03:00No, I am not.
03:01No, I am not.
03:02No, I am not.
03:03No, I am not.
03:04No, I am not.
03:05No, I am not.
03:06No, I am not.
03:07No, I am not.
03:08No, I am not.
03:09No, I am not.
03:10No, I am not.
03:11No, I am not.
03:12No, I am not.
03:13Why would you say that?
03:14I don't know.
03:15Because you're wearing that and you're a grown adult chasing around two teenage girls yelling,
03:18you don't belong here.
03:19And now there's a million holographic hues floating over a desk.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Is that them?
03:24Dorby and Jimbo from 6689?
03:26Yes.
03:27It's Davey and Jonesy, by the way.
03:29Yes, it is.
03:30The portal's down.
03:31They overloaded it with their jumps.
03:32What's the ETA on getting it back online?
03:35Some of us have a day, babe.
03:36I don't know.
03:37Has anyone been able to contact Schneider 6689?
03:40Because without the coordinates, even if I can fix the portal, there's no sure way of
03:43getting them home.
03:44Oh no.
03:45That is very, very bad.
03:47Um, ahem.
03:48And the longer Dopey and Jubby are in the wrong universe, the likelier they are to cause
03:52an anomaly which is bound to put us on mom's radar.
03:55I know I keep saying this, but have we tried taking all of their blood out?
03:59For real, guys?
04:00Ahem.
04:01What?
04:02What?
04:03Okay.
04:04First off, you should probably know our names because we're your students.
04:06Yeah.
04:07And more importantly, we have like several thousand questions.
04:09So.
04:10Guys, I'm gonna...
04:11What?
04:12What do you want to know?
04:13Are we dead?
04:14What is going on?
04:15Why do you look like a disco gladiator?
04:16Why are those short sandwiches?
04:17Who is so short?
04:18I can see.
04:19Whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:20Can we do hands up, please?
04:21Yeah.
04:22Go ahead.
04:23Hi.
04:24Universe 2506.
04:25As opposed to...
04:26Your universe or any of the other billions in existence.
04:29Oh, I'm sorry.
04:30You just said an extreme thing extremely casually.
04:34Alright.
04:35101.
04:36Here we go.
04:37Human existence is made of countless parallel universes, each with the same finite amount
04:42of matter, but in infinitely different configurations.
04:45Now, each of these parallel universes which contains matter resulting in an interconnected
04:49world that is both infinitely infinitesimally concurrent, aka the multiverse.
04:54Are we following so far?
04:56No!
04:57So you're from Universe 6689, but a version of you exists in every other universe.
05:03Wait, so there's another Davian Jonesy here in this universe?
05:06No, that's not what he said.
05:07No, that's not what he said.
05:08Every universe has a finite amount of matter, and you're occupying matter at this moment.
05:11Right?
05:12You're occupying matter at this moment.
05:13Right?
05:14And so when you arrived, they just ceased to be.
05:17Okay.
05:18So back in our universe, 66 whatever, nobody's concerned or sad that we're not...
05:23No, not after what we did.
05:26Oof.
05:27Yeah.
05:28When entities like you jump into another universe, their home universe is frozen until such time
05:33as its missing matter is returned.
05:35It's a protocol.
05:36It's enforced by mom.
05:37Wait, your mom is involved in this?
05:39Okay, you baby.
05:40No.
05:41It's an organization that...
05:42Why am I explaining this to you?
05:43It doesn't matter.
05:44What matters is that we get you to your home universe before anyone in this one realizes
05:47you're not supposed to be here.
05:48President, appreciation will begin in five minutes.
05:51Anyone with information about the resistance, speak to your nearest gem superior.
05:55What is that?
05:56My gem what?
05:57I know this is probably pretty overwhelming for your unformed teenage brains, but if you
06:02just let me get to work, I can return you to the exact moment you left.
06:06Faculty, open up.
06:08Okay, shh, shh, shh.
06:10Put these on.
06:11Put these on right now.
06:12It's rules of the universe.
06:13Just do it.
06:14This is creepy.
06:15Are these polyester?
06:16Faculty.
06:17Faculty.
06:18Yes, just one, uh, one mere, uh, uh, moment.
06:22No one can suspect you're not from this universe or the consequences would be catastrophic.
06:25Do you understand?
06:26I don't know.
06:27Our teenage brains are so unformed.
06:31Your grace.
06:34Your excellencies.
06:38Oh, I am loving this.
06:40The president wishes to see you.
06:46Please allow me to escort you to the gym.
06:49Okay.
06:50Yes.
06:51Whatever happens, blend in.
06:53We're the CEOs of blending in.
06:56After you, you tall glass of blue Gatorade.
06:59Mommy thirsty.
07:02Don't say mommy thirsty.
07:10Do you feel like we're weirdly important here?
07:30Dude, yeah.
07:31I'm kind of into it.
07:32I say we just stay here forever.
07:38I take it back.
07:41Is that Sierra?
07:45Baby!
07:46Jonesy!
07:47There you are!
07:48We've been looking everywhere!
07:53I'm sorry.
07:54Are we supposed to bow to Sierra?
07:55I physically don't know if I can.
07:57Come!
07:58Sit!
07:59Hi.
08:04Oh, that is a yellow, yellow.
08:06It's a great color.
08:07It's a great color.
08:08Oh.
08:11Oh, I'm watching my figure.
08:12Yeah, yeah.
08:14More yellow gal.
08:16Party people.
08:17Okay.
08:18All the orange people seem to be scrubbing.
08:21Hi.
08:22Okay, so Schneider says we're supposed to blend in or else something bad will happen.
08:32I don't know.
08:33It was so unclear.
08:34I didn't even know he was talking to us until like halfway through.
08:36No idea.
08:37Your Excellencies?
08:39Excellencies.
08:40You and me.
08:41Yeah.
08:42That's us.
08:43Yeah.
08:44That's us.
08:50Let President Appreciation begin.
08:54All hail President Sierra.
08:56All hail President Sierra.
08:58All hail President Sierra.
09:00All hail President Sierra.
09:02All hail President Sierra.
09:03All hail President Sierra.
09:04All hail President Sierra.
09:05Oh, my God.
09:06No.
09:07All hail President Sierra.
09:09Okay, I finished scanning the portal and it appears their inferior DNA damaged its operating
09:17systems.
09:18Interrupting Schneider, we've talked about this, about raising our hands.
09:20I know, but we could code the portal to their DNA signature and reverse engineer their coordinates.
09:25Wow.
09:26Who's interrupting Schneider now?
09:27I'm putting you on mute.
09:28But we...
09:29Yes.
09:30This could work.
09:31Yeah.
09:32Or instantly incinerate them.
09:33Uh-huh.
09:34Yeah.
09:35It's worth a shot.
09:38All hail Sierra.
09:40All hail Sierra.
09:43All hail Sierra.
09:45All hail Sierra.
09:47All hail...
09:48You were right.
09:49Five minutes is too short.
09:50Let's hop it to 10 tomorrow.
09:52Mm-hmm.
09:55Your Royal Pres...
09:57President-ness.
09:58Is that any way to address your best friend?
10:02Right.
10:04Sierra.
10:05President Sierra.
10:06President Sierra.
10:07Hi.
10:08Um, so, Jonesy and I were just talking about how we can't get enough of the story of how
10:15you came to be, of all people, the unquestioned ruler and president of the school.
10:24Well, it is a great story.
10:34Schrodinger High was in chaos.
10:37Directionless.
10:38Savage.
10:39And then you two helped me overthrow the usurper president.
10:49Alexis.
10:51Still cool.
10:52And I imposed the order of the gems so everyone would know their place and we would all live
10:57in peace.
10:59Except for the resistance.
11:00What was that?
11:01Nothing.
11:02Your...
11:03Your excellence.
11:04Refreshments?
11:05Mm-hmm.
11:06Refreshments for the president!
11:09This fish stick is cold.
11:10I...
11:11I...
11:12It was a mistake.
11:13It was a mistake.
11:14I'll...
11:15I'll...
11:16I'll...
11:17I'll warm them up.
11:18It's...
11:19Fool.
11:20You know fish sticks don't reheat well.
11:23Gem reassignment!
11:24No.
11:25No.
11:26No.
11:31No.
11:32I'm a red.
11:33No!
11:34I'm a red.
11:35I've always been red.
11:36No!
11:37No!
11:38No!
11:39No!
11:40No!
11:41No!
11:42No!
11:43No!
11:44No!
11:48What?
11:49What is it?
11:51What is it?
11:52What's this one?
11:53What is that?
11:54What is that?
11:55In Gem we trust, in truth be Gem.
11:57In Gem we trust, in truth be Gem.
12:00I don't wanna be in harm.
12:02Let me get some more refreshments.
12:04So the gems are magic?
12:06No.
12:07Yes.
12:08Or he just did a quick change in a circle of his peers while actively weeping.
12:18What's he doing?
12:19President Sierra.
12:21An orange?
12:24How dare you approach the throne in this manner?
12:27What business do you have with me?
12:30Only this.
12:34No!
12:36No!
12:38No!
12:40No!
12:41No!
12:42No!
12:43No!
12:44No!
12:45No!
12:46No!
12:47No!
12:48No!
12:49No!
12:50Well, do your jobs.
12:51Capture the infidel and take her to Gem re-education.
12:54Oh, that's her job.
12:55More running.
12:56Here we go.
12:57Let's go.
12:58You'll never stop the resistance you pink pigs!
13:00God, I hate us in this world.
13:01You know what?
13:02Forget it.
13:03I can't fake it anymore.
13:04Okay?
13:05We don't actually care about any of this.
13:06We're not cheap.
13:07Stop!
13:08What is wrong?
13:09The gem, it didn't explode and your face hasn't melted and your butt hasn't fallen off.
13:22What?
13:23No, but Sierra said.
13:24No, listening to Sierra was your first problem.
13:25Dingo.
13:26Other one.
13:27Tell me you've been blending in.
13:28Oh, yeah.
13:29We haven't done or said anything weird for sure.
13:30Okay.
13:31Is your gem okay?
13:32Oh, uh, it's just chafing.
13:33Oh, yeah.
13:34It'll do that.
13:35Oh, yeah.
13:36It'll do that.
13:37Oh, yeah.
13:38It'll do that.
13:39Oh, yeah.
13:40It'll do that.
13:41Oh, yeah.
13:42It'll do that.
13:43Oh, yeah.
13:44Oh, yeah.
13:45Oh, yeah.
13:46Oh, yeah.
13:47Oh, yeah.
13:48Oh, yeah.
13:49Oh, yeah.
13:50Oh, yeah.
13:51Oh, yeah.
13:52Oh, yeah.
13:53It'll do that.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Uh, ow.
13:56What was that?
13:57I just needed a sample of your DNA in order to...
13:59Doesn't matter.
14:00You're not going to understand the science.
14:01The point is you're going home.
14:03Home?
14:05Mr. Schneider.
14:07Yes.
14:08Uh, hi.
14:09We were thinking...
14:10Yeah, just top of the head here.
14:11What if we went back like 20 minutes before we were sent in the portal?
14:14Yeah.
14:15Just like...
14:16For like a fun experiment.
14:17Yeah, not an option.
14:18Okay.
14:19Well, but just in a spot of hot water...
14:21Do you ever listen?
14:22Do you ever just do what someone tells you?
14:24You are going home.
14:25Where things will reset at the exact moment you left.
14:28And that's final.
14:29I'm going to get you!
14:30Wait!
14:31Wait!
14:32Wait!
14:33Wait!
14:34I have to use the toilet.
14:35I, too, have to use the toilet.
14:37Gross.
14:38Fine.
14:39Just meet me in my lab.
14:42I guess that's it.
14:44Separate classes and probably separate schools.
14:48Psst.
14:49Psst.
14:50In here!
14:51The resistance welcomes you.
14:55Question.
14:56How do you feel about spending our last moments before we're permanently separated, toppling
15:01a dictatorship with our lifelong enemy at its helm?
15:05Stop flirting with me.
15:07Possible delinquents detected.
15:18Accept case file 6689.
15:20Yes.
15:21Case file active.
15:23Searching for anomaly.
15:28Short anomaly.
15:29Oh, the school had to turn.
15:30Intricate vent system!
15:31File that away for later.
15:32God.
15:33Yeah, we need more.
15:34We need more hands on this.
15:35Oh, shit.
15:36What?
15:37Leader, we have new recruits.
15:38They're not who we thought they were.
15:39They were.
15:40Oh, shit.
15:41Oh, shit.
15:42Oh, shit.
15:43Oh, shit.
15:44Oh, shit.
15:45Oh, shit.
15:46Oh, shit.
15:47Oh, shit.
15:48Oh, shit.
15:49Oh, shit.
15:50Oh, shit.
15:51Oh, shit.
15:52Oh, shit.
15:53Oh, shit.
15:54Oh, shit.
15:55Oh, shit.
15:56Oh, shit.
15:57They're not who we thought they were.
16:03Joyce?
16:04Whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:06Never thought we'd get pinks down here.
16:09We survived de-gemification.
16:12I'm impressed.
16:13They say it's agonizing.
16:16It's literally just a plastic sticker on a cloth necklace.
16:19You can take it off, like, anytime.
16:23Hmm.
16:27Welcome to the Resistance, sisters.
16:32Let me fill you in on the plan.
16:38Joyce in this world rules.
16:44Okay.
16:45Uh, so you want to release a small amount of ants.
16:48Twelve.
16:49Twelve ants.
16:50Twelve ants into the gym so that you can use the ensuing chaos to steal a piece of chalk.
16:57So you can then write a message on the outer wall of the school that says...
17:03Joyce.
17:05Yep.
17:06Hmm.
17:07And you think that this is going to do something?
17:12Lots.
17:13Hmm.
17:14I take it back.
17:15Joyce in this world is still just Joyce.
17:17Hey!
17:18The leader worked hard on this plan.
17:21Not really.
17:22Yeah.
17:23Hmm.
17:24Hmm.
17:25Well, we don't want to step in any toes here.
17:27But, uh, protesting the status quo is kind of our whole thing.
17:32May we propose an alt?
17:36Where are Davey and Tonzi?
17:42Oh, my gosh.
17:44Move it, everybody.
17:45This is a protest.
17:47Yeah.
17:48Some really cool things are about to happen that might change your perspective and mind.
17:53What is the meaning of this?
17:57Hit it!
18:06You make no, you make no sense.
18:09You make no, you make no sense.
18:12That you, you, you make no sense at all.
18:17You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:18You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:19You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:20You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:21You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:22You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:23You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:24What do you lie for?
18:25You make no, you make no, you make no sense at all.
18:26You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:27You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:28You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:29You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:30You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:31You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:32You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:34You make no, you make no sense at all.
18:35No
19:05Do you think it landed this time? Do you think they finally got the subtext of our dance?
19:19We're all sheep
19:28The subtext that we've all been brainwashed
19:32It's so clear
19:35And the finale, it was an obvious clarion call to cast off the systems that seek to divide us
19:41He's just a clarion call
19:42I knew that the choreography spoke for itself
19:44Yes
19:45Take them off
19:46Yes
19:47Stop!
19:48Don't listen to them
19:50No! Stop! I demand you!
19:52I didn't believe that their dance was dumb
19:55Those were really moves
19:57Joyce!
19:58Give him hell
20:00Join the stage!
20:02Join the stage!
20:03Oh!
20:04Oh!
20:05Oh!
20:06Oh!
20:07Oh!
20:08Oh!
20:09Oh!
20:10Oh!
20:11Oh!
20:12Oh!
20:13Oh!
20:14Oh!
20:15Oh!
20:16Oh!
20:17Oh!
20:18Oh!
20:19Oh!
20:20Oh!
20:21Oh!
20:22Oh!
20:23Oh!
20:24Oh!
20:25Oh!
20:26No denying it. We are good at everything.
20:39Oh, yes.
20:42Anomaly detected.
20:43Well, that didn't take long.
20:49One last case.
20:52Here we go.
20:56Davey Jonesy, you call this blending in?
21:06We call it an improvement.
21:09Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
21:18Oh, we have to go now. We have to go now.
21:20Let's go. Let's go.
21:21Wait, who is that?
21:21No one. Let's go. Go, go, go, go.
21:26If we have any idea what you've done, what is wrong with you?
21:28What is wrong with you?
21:30How could you stand to live in a world that sucks this much?
21:32I couldn't.
21:33That's why we Schneiders built the portal.
21:35And the sooner you go through it, the sooner we can go through it ourselves,
21:37if there's even still time.
21:41Okay, yes.
21:43All right, there you go.
21:44Okay, we're sorry if we ruined your weird plans or whatever.
21:48But for what it's worth, we dug going through the portal.
21:50So, thank you.
21:52Yeah.
21:52Yeah, okay. Yeah, you're welcome.
21:57Are you ready to go back to our boring existence where everybody hates us and we'll be separated forever?
22:02No.
22:03But at least we got a chance to experience a world where our vision was appreciated for once.
22:11Okay.
22:12Bye-bye.
22:13Off you go.
22:13Go, go.
22:14Oh, no.
22:43Hello, Stephen.
22:50Cheryl?
22:52Whatever brings you to my humble universe.
22:54Not making small talk with you.
22:57Where are the delinquents?
23:00I have no idea what you're talking about.
23:03What are you doing?
23:13No, no, no, no.
23:15You can't do this.
23:16You have no proof.
23:17It says, when do you care about following protocol?
23:20These girls are chaotic.
23:21They don't listen.
23:22I did everything I could to prevent an anomaly.
23:24Enjoy grandmas.
23:25What?
23:34Did it work?
23:41Are we home?
23:42Where is everyone?
23:49Bad news.
23:50Turns out we have no idea how to get you home.
23:52You don't belong here.
23:55Point panic!
23:57I'm actually good with this.
23:58Yeah, this was.
23:58We have a line.
24:02We will be down there.
24:03Thanks.
24:07We will be right back.
24:20Bye-bye.
24:21I'm actually good with this.
24:21Bye-bye.
24:24Bye-bye.
24:25Bye-bye.
24:26Bye-bye.
24:26Bye-bye.
24:27Bye-bye.
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