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Boarders Season 1 Episode 1 - FULL
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00:00Come on, come on, come on, do you see this guy, do you see this guy, do you see this guy?
00:07Hello, you alright?
00:10Now he stings, he smells so bad.
00:13Do you want some champagne? Maybe warm you up a little bit.
00:15Don't be ungrateful, this is a hundred and ten.
00:18This is a hundred and ten!
00:20Come on!
00:30I have a journalist coming to talk to us about our new scholarship programme, and he'd very much like to interview you too.
00:36He'll want to talk about your charity, of course, and get your take on how St Gilbert's may possibly have fallen behind other public schools in giving access to excellent education to all,
00:48but how I tirelessly sought out a charity like yours to give these scholarships to talented students from disadvantaged backgrounds.
00:57Verbatim, or can I put it in my own words?
01:00I'm guessing I shouldn't mention the video.
01:06I mean, you knew it was bad when even the Daily Mail called it the Great British Shame.
01:10But hey, you know, if a few of my kids get an opportunity to attend a place like this,
01:15I'm happy to run with whatever narrative you guys want.
01:18Pull up?
01:19We have high standards at St Gilbert's, and we expect every new pupil to uphold them.
01:28Our students are required to be confident and courageous, not to mention committed.
01:36They must be tenacious.
01:40Excuse me, do you mind if I put this post on your notice board?
01:43Sure, what is it?
01:44Just about how we need to stop hipster coffee shops like these from getting the life and soul out of black neighbourhoods.
01:49Created, discerning, cultured, with an eye for detail and a real appreciation of the arts.
01:59Students must be hardworking.
02:05You want to be gangster, eh? Smoking the drugs and popping the caps in my ass.
02:09I said Nigeria or boarding school. He worked and applied himself and got in.
02:15What did you do?
02:16Exactly.
02:17So pack your bags, ah!
02:20So pack your bags, ah!
02:23And of course, enterprising.
02:28Look, I done told you, I ain't paying for these kicks.
02:31Look, the stitching's falling apart.
02:33In Luchi knows his stuff.
02:40Yes, I learnt fast so I don't get rubbed by little pom-poms like you.
02:43I put my things into the bag, dickhead.
02:45It wouldn't be anything else.
02:50It wouldn't be anything else.
02:53I don't have to go if you don't want me to, you know?
02:56I don't have to go if you don't want me to, you know?
02:58What?
02:59What?
03:00Why are you trying to get out of buying me a Porsche?
03:05That's not how it works, G.
03:06People go to private school to get rich, right?
03:08Listen, Caleb, just call me if you need me, yeah?
03:09I'll call you when I decide what colour Porsche I want.
03:11Whatever.
03:12Tap out, tap out, tap out, tap out.
03:15Tap out.
03:16Tap out.
03:17Tap out.
03:18Tap out.
03:19Tap out.
03:20I don't have to go if you don't want me to, you know?
03:23What?
03:24Why are you trying to get out of buying me a Porsche?
03:26That's not how it works, G.
03:27People go to private school to get rich, right?
03:30Listen.
03:31Caleb, just call me if you need me, yeah?
03:32I'll call you when I decide what colour Porsche I want.
03:33Whatever.
03:34Tap out.
03:35Tap out.
03:36Tap out.
03:37Never.
03:38Gaheen.
03:39Black plastic bag.
03:40You couldn't find a suitcase?
03:41It's fine, man.
03:42We'll go, Grandma.
03:43You a beard?
03:44Yeah.
03:45You have pants?
03:46Yes, Grandma.
03:47Them clean?
03:48Yes, Grandma.
03:49Don't forget your manners.
03:50You're a beard?
03:51Yeah.
03:52You have pants?
03:53Yes, Grandma.
03:54Them clean?
03:55Yes, Grandma.
03:56Don't forget your manners.
03:59Don't forget your manners.
04:00And don't get into trouble.
04:02Okay?
04:03I won't.
04:04I promise.
04:05Okay.
04:06Well, I'll catch you in a bit, bro.
04:11Yeah.
04:14Call you when I'm dead?
04:15Mm-hmm.
04:16Take care, yeah?
04:19Yeah.
04:21All by his grace.
04:23If they ever knew what we faced,
04:24I wanna go through that again.
04:26Times when we never had food on a plate
04:28Like a R&B vid, we just move through the ring.
04:31Yo!
04:32Rabbit school boy!
04:33Let's see real quick, man.
04:34You represent us out there, you know?
04:36Yeah?
04:37Yo, send me one of them posh white girls.
04:39The freaky one.
04:40Like you would know what to do with it, brother.
04:42Come on, now.
04:43Yo!
04:44Yo, them posh boys with my Tina,
04:45wanking in circles over their digestive biscuits.
04:48Last one to bust, has to eat it!
04:50Hey, Larry!
04:51I like it, Ray!
04:52Come on, are you serious?
04:53What's wrong with you, man?
04:54What do you do with that, man?
04:55See what we've done to this guy's brain, bro?
04:57Dude, I say me.
04:58You make everything you do.
04:59Hey, listen, bro.
05:00Why didn't you tell me that you need a piece, man?
05:02Anyway, don't do your...
05:03Bro, come on, now. I'm good, bro.
05:04What do you mean, come on? Look at this, bro?
05:05Nah, bro, we've done...
05:06Hold this.
05:07Hold this.
05:08Hold this, bro.
05:09All right.
05:11Make sure you don't forget us, you know?
05:13Remember, we made you right here, you know?
05:15Brother, you might not act like I'm going to war or something, bro.
05:17You ain't coming back, is he coming back?
05:19Little waffin, leaving ends.
05:22Hey, hold it down out there, bro.
05:26Show them!
05:27All right.
05:28All right, man.
05:29Yeah?
05:30All right.
05:31All right.
05:32Later, Jay.
05:47What the hell are you going on?
05:52Why are you sorting out?
05:56Help me with this one, please.
06:05Yo!
06:06You all right, Jaheim?
06:07I'm great. How are you?
06:09Looks like you need a little bit of a trim.
06:11Um...
06:12What's that?
06:13Me and Caleb got in a little play fight, innit?
06:15Look, a man caught a lucky right hand.
06:20Look, I'm here like you wanted me.
06:22Look, if you think you're doing this for me,
06:24you might as well go home right now.
06:29Yeah.
06:33All right.
06:34Man like Jaheim, you know.
06:35What are you telling me?
06:36Good, good, yeah?
06:37Yes, sir.
06:39Where's this for me?
06:40No way that little African decided he ain't coming.
06:41He said his parents are going to drop him there.
06:42Okay.
06:43Mm-hmm.
06:44Mm-hmm.
06:45Mm-hmm.
06:46Mm-hmm.
06:47Can I help you?
06:48I'm genuinely just shocked that you accepted your place.
06:49You're meant to be down with the establishment.
06:51But you're accepting a scholarship to a fee-paying school.
06:52How?
06:53How?
06:54How?
06:55How?
06:56How?
06:57How?
06:58How?
06:59How?
07:00How?
07:01How?
07:02How?
07:03How?
07:04How?
07:05How?
07:06How?
07:07How?
07:08How?
07:09How?
07:10How?
07:11How?
07:12How?
07:13How?
07:14How?
07:15How about school?
07:16How else am I supposed to get a seat at the table, Toby?
07:17What?
07:18I had to fight just to get on the scholarship team, meant for only those who dicks.
07:21Ey!
07:22It's not half how underprivileged black boys are in at the moment.
07:25Look!
07:26Why are you here, Toby?
07:27A good education.
07:29Obviously.
07:30You know, broaden my horizon.
07:33And...
07:35bumzy.
07:37I'm shocked!
07:39Omar.
07:41Stupid not to, right?
07:41I mean, it's got art studios, three libraries, a theatre.
07:45Yeah, yeah. We were at the same brochure, my guy.
07:47Plus, it's the home of P.F. Raisin.
07:49P.F. Raisin? Yeah.
07:51Who's that? He was a cartoonist.
07:53Satirical kind of stuff, you know, like, really, really funny.
07:56Apparently, there's, like, a secret society, like, dedicated to him.
08:00It'd be amazing if it were real when I got to join it, you know?
08:05Wow.
08:08You're definitely not getting any poems here.
08:11I think you mean Derek.
08:13Ayuk!
08:14What do you reckon it'll be like?
08:16I don't know. Probably, like, our old schools.
08:19More money, less metal detectors.
08:22Do you hear that, Jayme? Less metal detectors.
08:25Shut up.
08:26Whatever it's like, I say we just go and enjoy ourselves.
08:30100! Listen, I said it before and I'll say it again.
08:33You have not lived the full private school experience
08:36if you don't come back with STI and Nicole Cabot.
08:38What the fuck?
08:39It's true.
08:40Sit down.
08:44I want you to remember that this was an open invite
08:48to everybody and anybody from the ends.
08:52So, it's just ends.
08:58I encourage you to come to my after-school club
09:00because I saw incredible talent that wasn't being nurtured
09:02at your individual schools.
09:04That talent that you continue to work harder
09:07is what got you your scholarships at St Gilbert's.
09:10No one will know that better than you.
09:14Don't be who they expect you to be.
09:16What do you do?
09:17I'll wait until you get ready for it.
09:18I'll be quiet.
09:22Get out of here.
09:23What's happenin'?
09:28Do you have any questions?
09:29Do you have any questions?
09:31Okay.
09:32No, I'm sorry.
09:33No, I'm sorry.
09:35Yes, I'm sorry.
09:38You have to have any questions.
09:40No, there they're so many questions.
09:42Wait, is that Femi?
10:06This is how we're living.
10:08Femi!
10:09Femi!
10:10Yo!
10:11You got here, you guys.
10:14Okay, time to go.
10:16Welcome to your new home.
10:19Yeah.
10:21Yeah.
10:24Like, this is serious.
10:26This is serious.
10:31Let's go, let's go.
10:33You okay?
10:34Yeah, yeah.
10:39Femi!
10:39Femi!
10:40Hey, those are the ones you need to stay away from.
10:47Who?
10:48You worked too hard to waste this chance.
10:52Make me proud, okay?
10:53Hey!
10:56Happy with that one, guys!
10:58If you must know, I'm shot in a minute.
11:13These bitch, right?
11:14You just love a real man training, you know?
11:15You're an idiot.
11:16It's important to look the part.
11:30Is that going to stop them from staring?
11:33If they stare, stare back.
11:35Hi!
11:36How you doing?
11:37Gorgeous weather we're having.
11:38Let them know you belong.
11:44All right?
11:44All right, good luck.
11:46Go.
11:47We're not coming with us.
11:48What, you want me to hold your hand?
11:50Look, you're prepped for this, all of you.
11:52All right?
11:53If you need me, just a call away.
11:55But don't be calling all the time.
11:57They'll be popping off my phone.
11:58All right, go.
11:58Good luck, good luck, good luck.
12:02Go.
12:17Room allocation first, right?
12:19Oh, it says here it's in the study hall.
12:22Where is that?
12:24Excuse me.
12:25Do you know what this...
12:25Okay.
12:26Thanks.
12:27Anyway.
12:28We're all in Molten.
12:38That's fun.
12:39Please, God.
12:40Mix boarding.
12:42Bro.
12:43You're here with Crispin, bro.
12:45Crispin?
12:45I bet that's one of them wet white youths that thinks he's black and that.
12:49Yeah?
12:49He's going to get me to line up his ginger fade and spit bars on his mixtape and that.
12:53I think it's a little more progressive than that.
12:55Bro.
12:55I've already been asked if I sell weed.
12:57Chase, man.
13:00You girl's about to injure herself to her new boarding rider.
13:05Done.
13:05Are you filming me?
13:07Hi.
13:08I'm Mabel.
13:09It's so nice to meet you.
13:11Okay.
13:12Apparently, we're in the same boarding house.
13:15Hilarious, right?
13:16Yeah.
13:17Long.
13:19If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask.
13:22I've been boarding since I was seven.
13:23I, like, barely even know my parents.
13:28Francois de Gaulle.
13:29Okay.
13:30Hey, that's a mad name.
13:31Hi, I'm Beatrix.
13:34Oh, okay.
13:34And, uh, this is Florin.
13:37Hi.
13:37Is it your first time boarding?
13:39What makes you think now?
13:41Your suitcases have been there, bro.
13:44Well, if you need a tour or anything, I'm really happy to help.
13:48Thank you, Beatrix.
13:52And if you need any help from me with anything, I'll be glad to do that.
13:56Well, I've never seen a black penis before, so there's that.
14:01Hey.
14:02Brody.
14:03This place I've got to be fire.
14:07Oh, my.
14:09Hey.
14:13Babes, maybe next time you could piss on me to let everyone know I'm yours.
14:18Hey, how you doing?
14:21Rupert.
14:24You guys must be the, uh, the scholarships.
14:26What's your name?
14:27Jaheim.
14:28Jaheim.
14:29Jaheim.
14:30Jaheim?
14:30Yes.
14:31So where you from?
14:33My man said it like he's G-checking me.
14:34For real?
14:34What's that?
14:34Sorry?
14:36Nothing.
14:37London joke, you wouldn't get.
14:38London?
14:39Yeah.
14:39Nice.
14:40Which part?
14:41Lewisham.
14:41I'm not so sure.
14:42South London.
14:43Oh, like Brixton?
14:44No, not like Brixton.
14:45We had to go see Stormzy in Brixton.
14:46Oh, did you?
14:46Yeah, yeah.
14:47You know, that's my cousin.
14:47Really?
14:48Yeah.
14:49Yeah, yeah, man.
14:50Yeah, so I was a skeptic during gigs.
14:52Wow.
14:53Small world.
14:53Uh-huh.
14:56I should have used a bag for life.
15:01See you around, boys.
15:05Right, Mimsy, I think we've got time to let one more photograph.
15:08What?
15:09Why don't we take one under the portrait of the founder?
15:11If you can line up along there.
15:13Right.
15:13Oh.
15:14Maybe.
15:15The bruise.
15:17Yes.
15:17Every new student takes one for the newsletter.
15:20Okay.
15:20You ready?
15:22Leah, turn around.
15:25Yes.
15:26Right.
15:26Take a picture.
15:27Take a picture.
15:27Do you have actually got a G-checked by a brother called Rupert?
15:35Brother, shut up.
15:35His name is Rupert.
15:38Except for me, I should have banged him in his flippin' face.
15:40Big bad thing he should have.
15:41How have we been here ten minutes and you men are already warring?
15:44It's him.
15:45And you stop jacking him.
15:46Chill, chill, bro.
15:48I knew I recognized him.
15:50Look.
15:50No.
15:50Now, why are we...
15:54Wait.
15:55Aw, man.
15:56Aw.
15:57And he's still here after that?
15:58Yeah, you see?
15:59These rich guys, they get away with murder.
16:02Which is why you two shouldn't be fucking with him.
16:04Ooh, first lecture at St Gilbert.
16:06Listen, there's no just you, you know, it's us.
16:09So if you get in shit, we're all fucked.
16:11Well, let me tell you something, yeah?
16:12You need to stop thinking the worst of me.
16:14I'm actually a delight.
16:16Look, bun now.
16:17There are more progressive ways to sort shit out, you know?
16:19We should start an Afro-Caribbean society.
16:22Oh, my God.
16:24How are in numbers?
16:26There's always drama around the corner in places like these.
16:28So we should have already been ready.
16:30Listen, like I said, I'm just here to shop two-two trainers
16:33and shop two-two gals.
16:35A lie?
16:36Literally.
16:37Good luck with that though, yeah?
16:38Yeah.
16:38I'm rooting for you.
16:40Have you not watched Get Out?
16:42It's not just a film, you know?
16:43It's gospel.
16:45That's how you man end up in a sunken place.
16:47Hi.
17:06Hi.
17:14Um, which one of you is Abby?
17:17I am.
17:19I'm Leah. I thought I was the only one.
17:22Only one of what?
17:27Hey, man.
17:29Femi.
17:30Ooh, okay.
17:37Oh, okay.
17:41Oh, rah.
17:43I wrote it myself.
17:46Which program?
17:48It's called Deity.
17:50That's cool, man.
17:52Have you ever tried using Silverscape?
17:54You see all that glitchy stuff there, it just irons out before you have to go through a shitload of clothes.
18:00Digested?
18:04Actually, you know what, bro? I'm good.
18:14Um, can I get a picture of you?
18:19My mum wants a picture of my roommate. It's for my family WhatsApp group.
18:23Oh, God, sorry, uh...
18:26No, no, no, no, of course, mate.
18:30All together would probably be less weird.
18:32Yeah.
18:33Right?
18:34Yeah.
18:35Right?
18:36Yeah.
18:37No.
18:38This guy.
18:40Yeah.
18:41Yes, this guy.
18:42Yeah.
18:44See you round.
18:47Stop silencing the guldum.
18:50It's guldum.
18:52Nice.
18:53I'll probably just head to you in like 10 minutes.
19:15What's your name?
19:16No, I don't want to talk to you.
19:21Hey mum, you're probably at work or something.
19:33I just wanted to let you know that I've arrived alright.
19:38Chat later.
19:51What's your name?
20:03What's your name?
20:15What's your name?
20:19What are you doing?
20:35What are you doing?
20:47Oh yeah.
20:49Oh my god.
20:52She likes me to school.
20:53She likes me to school.
20:54She likes me to school.
20:59Gilbertus numquam concedat.
21:04Gilbertus numquam concedat.
21:11I hope you enjoyed the summer holidays.
21:15Now, as you are aware, St Gilbert's has been under the spotlight.
21:22But I'd like you all to know that the school is turning over a new leaf and looking to the future.
21:28And with that in mind, I want you all to make sure that our new students in the lower sixth are made to feel right at home.
21:37I hope you enjoy your time here.
21:44And that you wear your uniform with pride.
21:48Whoever you were before doesn't matter.
21:51You are a Gilbertine now.
21:54What the fuck?
21:57Have you seen how they lined us up?
22:00Shh.
22:01Where's the other one?
22:03Today's hymn is Eternal Father Strong to Save.
22:08You're looking for some kicks.
22:34Seriously, mate, fuck off.
22:37How many have you sold?
22:43Rome wasn't built in a day, my friend.
22:46And I don't think the Coliseum was bought from East Street Market either.
22:50What are you doing?
22:51Okay, so I'm looking into the secret society, the Raisinettes.
22:55This is the floor plan of St Gilbert's.
22:58And this is the map I got from the internet.
23:00From an unpublished piece of work from Raisin, which I put on tracing paper.
23:04And look.
23:10Also, his last book was called The Dormitory.
23:13Dormitory is an anagram for dirty room.
23:19Dirty room.
23:20Bins.
23:21Bins.
23:22Big man, I beg you don't go rooting around the bins.
23:28Psst! Stormzy! Hey!
23:31I heard you're the man selling crepes.
23:34Yeah, yeah. What do you need?
23:36An ounce.
23:37An ounce?
23:38Shh! Hey, I'm good for it, all right?
23:40Just bring it to running of the bulls.
23:42It's gonna be mad.
23:48An ounce.
23:50And then we have got examined just around the corner.
23:56Look alive, lad!
24:03If you want to make the squad, you work for it.
24:07This is not a game for the weak.
24:11This is the game of the gods.
24:15That being said, it is just a trial match to take it easy.
24:19Come on!
24:23But I ain't never played before.
24:26Come on!
24:27Let's go!
24:46Come on!
24:47Guess it wasn't a sports scholarship.
24:50Fucking around me.
24:51Oh, my God!
24:54Let's go!
24:58All right, you dildo.
24:59Dildo!
25:12Get in there, lad!
25:14So impressive.
25:15Never know who's watching.
25:25Try fucking together rather than each other.
25:27Fuck!
25:30Fuck!
25:31He's so yummy!
25:32Stop dribbling, bitch!
25:34I just want to gobble him up and have him live in my tummy.
25:37You are so fucking weird.
25:38All right, Florence!
25:39Patrick Zappi!
25:40You could put your tongues away.
25:41All right, Florence!
25:42Patrick Zappi!
25:43You could put your tongues away.
25:45What's up, Florence?
25:46You could put your tongues away.
25:54What's up, Florence?
25:55Yeah.
25:56It's out of your league, mate.
25:57She's more champagne and cocktails, you know?
25:59Less red stripe in the supermod.
26:00superman speaking of champagne i saw that video wait to try the homeless man that video is why
26:06you and your charity case friends are here surely a thank you is in order
26:20he's doing absolutely brilliant there did you see him got to absolutely watch that
26:24what the
26:44off my pitch you're embarrassing yourselves
26:47you're pratting around the whole time and what the who's that my hand slipped
26:58if you think you're untouchable you're not our dad's just rich and he's done
27:01bailing you the out so unless you want to be sent to the cult down the road
27:05stop acting like a infant and get your together all right okay
27:11your little stunt brought him here and he made you look like a right prick
27:14your little dick
27:16your fucking embarrassment
27:28Stand when the headmaster enters the room.
27:58Day one, Mr. Marsham.
28:09Your personal statement, I'd like you to read it.
28:25I'm writing to express my interest in attending St. Gilbert's College.
28:31I'm a bright, motivated and well-rounded student with a strong academic record and a passion
28:36for learning.
28:39Now paragraph three.
28:47Opportunities like this are rare for boys like me, especially where, from where I come
28:52from, if I were given this opportunity, you would not only give me the education I need,
28:57but also the life skills that would allow me to help those I care about most, including
29:04my grandmother, my youngest brother, Caleb, and my mother.
29:11What were you doing in there?
29:26Listen, we did not sit through three exams and two interviews.
29:28I know!
29:30I had to do it too.
29:31Then why didn't you act like it?
29:32You don't even know what happened.
29:33Yeah, but I know you, Jaheim, and that's the problem.
29:35Cool.
29:36Bernard!
29:37Oh.
29:38Master will suffice, Miss Dalverton.
29:39I'm not gonna be calling you master.
29:54Was there something specific?
29:58It has already been brought to my attention.
30:01An unfortunate mistake.
30:03And?
30:04And?
30:05And the portrait is going to be taken down.
30:08My uncle could literally scrap it for you for 30 quid.
30:11That portrait, which depicts the founder of the school, has been here longer than both
30:16you or I.
30:18Out with the old, in with the new, right?
30:21I'm sure you can find something just as cheap looking, yet inoffensive online.
30:25We're done here, Miss Dalverton.
30:27We don't like the portrait.
30:29None of us do.
30:36May I suggest you spend less energy on things you can't change, and more on things you can.
30:43For starters, getting your acts together.
30:51Something about it being here longer than him or me, like, that makes no sense to me.
31:07He was like, oh, you can call me master.
31:11Is he good?
31:12What is that guy saying? Running off the bulls?
31:16Hmm.
31:17That's what he said, yeah.
31:19It's not actually bulls, though.
31:21Right?
31:22I mean, I wouldn't be surprised.
31:23This place is mad extra.
31:24No.
31:31Well, it's like that, yeah?
31:32Yeah, it's like that.
31:33Yeah, man.
31:34What?
31:35No, it's calm.
31:36It's calm.
31:37Let her be angry.
31:39I'll check you a lot later, innit?
31:40Okay.
31:41Goodbye.
31:42That's what Ezeem is called, man.
31:43We always bugs them.
31:44Oh.
31:45Sorry.
31:46Yo!
31:48What are you telling me, my gang?
31:49I've been waiting for your call, fam.
31:50Who's that?
31:51That's the dog sick.
31:52Oh.
31:53Yeah, he's a dog sick.
31:54Don't think he was dead?
31:55Yeah.
31:56That's a dog sick.
31:57I don't know why.
31:58We can't see each other.
31:59What are you talking about?
32:00Hey, buddy.
32:01That's Azeem's car, man. You always park still.
32:04Oh, sorry.
32:05Yo! What are you telling me, my gang?
32:08I've been waiting for your call, fam.
32:10Who's that?
32:11That's the dark skin of colour, you get me? Scholarship-wide!
32:14What are you saying? When we come in to visit you, bro,
32:16you think I'm going to let you lot near here, bro?
32:18Cause mayhem.
32:19Man's embarrassing the man, you get it?
32:22Like, uptown now.
32:23He's saying, you good, though?
32:25Man spoke to Grandma, spoke to Caleb, he's blessed.
32:30Yes, I'm going, yeah?
32:33Bro, you sure you're good, though?
32:36Um, yeah, you mean I've got to go.
32:39Um, stay safe, innit?
32:41Oh, you look so stressed, fam.
32:43You saying this school got you down bad like that, yeah?
32:45Bro, it's minor, innit? Long days, innit?
32:47Bro, I hear that.
32:49Miss Kaneko's been grinding me hard, fam.
32:52And not in the way I like, either.
32:54Short fault for doing Japanese, no?
32:56What does that mean?
32:58It's Japanese for, suck your mother.
33:00Hey, come, man.
33:01You whack you up one time.
33:02Ah.
33:03Say nothing.
33:04You asked for it, innit?
33:08Wait, what?
33:09You're still shooting them trainers?
33:10Yeah.
33:11I was even going to try to fling him out of this bulls team.
33:13But, bro, exploiting these little white youths.
33:16Hey, you know if you ever need money for a trim,
33:18you just have to ask, you know?
33:20Bro, I was working a weekend job to help my mum around the house,
33:24but now that I'm here,
33:27I'm just trying to sort some cash to send back.
33:31It's minor, though.
33:33Well, I mean, if you ever need money,
33:36people still think you're a drug dealer.
33:38You're a dickhead, bro.
33:41You saying you coming later, yeah?
33:43Nah, man.
33:44I'm allowed that.
33:45What?
33:46Bro, you don't know that bitch?
33:48This girl is on you, fam.
33:49Come on, man.
33:50She's too much drama.
33:51I don't need any more of that.
33:52So what?
33:53You're just going to stay in your room till graduation?
33:59Your size 10, alright?
34:00Yeah.
34:04Hold that, baby.
34:06What ones are these?
34:08Designer, man.
34:09Top of the line.
34:10Listen, though.
34:11We're linking to the statue at eight.
34:13Make sure you're there.
34:14Don't be late, fam.
34:15Alright, say no.
34:16In a bit.
34:24Hey, hey, hey, come on!
34:25Let's have it.
34:29Mate, what are you doing?
34:31I'm giving you a six pack.
34:32Clearly you can't fucking count.
34:34Go on.
34:35Two, four, six, eight.
34:37Oh, shit.
34:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:39Toes, no more alcohol for this prick, yes?
34:41Some people have eight.
34:42Like, if you're really ripped.
34:44But who in their right mind is going to believe that I have an eight pack?
34:47Who's going to believe you have a six pack?
34:51Oh, okay.
34:52Okay, scholarship, you're up.
34:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
34:55I'm just happy to talk at you.
34:57Don't you want to be a rascal?
34:58What?
34:59I don't call us that.
35:01That's what we're called.
35:03No, it's a stupid name and we sound like a bloody bunch of twats.
35:08No, we're rascals and a rascal always runs.
35:13What are you running from?
35:15It's not actual balls.
35:17Or are you?
35:20I, I, I, I'm fucking confused.
35:23Who the fuck keeps coming into my room and taking my stuff?
35:39You need a comb?
35:47Got some hair products too.
36:09You ever had your hair in box braids?
36:17I think they'd look so dope.
36:18Just comb it back.
36:20Okay.
36:21Wait, I'm gonna need you to hold this for me as well.
36:25What is it?
36:26Some stuff I got from the market.
36:29It burns but that just means it's working.
36:31What?
36:32I'm playing with you.
36:33No, I've got an aunt at Atlanta.
36:35She sends some stuff over for me and my mum.
36:37Never met her.
36:38Honestly, it works too well to be legal.
36:43So, what are you doing now?
36:47I'm just braiding it.
36:48You've literally got the same texture as my cousins.
36:50I feel like your curls could be way more defined.
36:53I don't really know what to do.
36:55Don't worry.
36:56I'll teach you.
36:57Really?
36:58Yes.
36:59I've literally bought my whole bar from here.
37:01I'm sure we'll find something that works.
37:02Yeah, no, I've seen that.
37:08The man said designers and they're already ripped him.
37:12I'm joking.
37:13Always paying the buck.
37:14dentro and everything.
37:15That design is already ripped and choked on it.
37:20Always pinning him up.
37:30What the fuck is that?
37:31What the fuck is that?
37:32Keep filming, keep filming, keep filming.
37:34Keep fucking filming.
37:35Oh, what are you doing?
37:37What are you doing?
37:38No, no, no.
37:39What are you doing?
37:40Don't ruin it.
37:41Fuck!
37:42Let's go.
37:43Piece of shit.
38:05It's so bad.
38:06I shouldn't be telling you this.
38:07Oh, my God.
38:08I did.
38:09Abby, no, you didn't.
38:10Yes, I did.
38:11That is...
38:12It was in the bathroom.
38:13That's some ratchet shit.
38:14What?
38:15What are you saying?
38:16Don't you knock?
38:17I just wanted to say how disgusted I was with the photo.
38:20It was totally not okay.
38:22Thanks, Mabel.
38:23I couldn't believe it when I saw it.
38:25So problematic.
38:26I heard you wanted to get the portrait taken down.
38:30Well, I have got your back.
38:33Anything that you need, I'll be like an arsenal behind you.
38:38Because as a school, I feel we should be doing better, you know?
38:41There's all this information and no one's using it.
38:44You're an ally.
38:45She gets it, Mabel.
38:48Anything else?
38:50Uh, yeah.
38:51I was thinking that maybe we could head over together to the run.
38:54Um...
38:55Joy, you go ahead and I'll meet you there, okay?
38:58Are you sure?
38:59I'm sure.
39:00Okay.
39:01Because I don't mind waiting.
39:02Okay.
39:03Or I could lend a hand and help you with Abby's hair.
39:06Um...
39:07No, I'm good.
39:10I promise.
39:11But thanks, though.
39:12I've got it.
39:13Okay.
39:14Yeah?
39:15Okay, yeah, sure.
39:16Yeah, no worries.
39:17I'll just go and find us a spot.
39:18Perfect.
39:19That's yours.
39:20It's a little sticky, so just...
39:21Okay, you can...
39:22Oh, careful of that thing.
39:23Take an eye out.
39:24Okay.
39:25I'll see you guys later.
39:26Bye, Mabel.
39:27That girl is so annoying.
39:30She's a little Beggy, but she's growing on me, man.
39:33Oh.
39:34She's all right.
39:35Oh, and I think we done.
39:37Oh!
39:38Like this edge kind of burns.
39:40Let me show you.
39:41Okay.
39:42Yeah?
39:43Mm-hmm.
39:44No, just...
39:45Just comb it back.
39:46You look fire.
39:47Quickly, gotta go somewhere first.
39:48Okay.
39:49You got a man.
39:50I will say this, though.
39:51Don't let no dickhead tell you how to wear your hair.
39:53That's your crown.
39:54You gonna do it like I said?
39:55Or not?
39:56I'm not.
39:57You're gonna do it like I said.
39:58I'm not.
39:59I'm not.
40:00I'm not.
40:01I'm not.
40:02I'm not.
40:03I'm not.
40:04I'm not.
40:05I'm not.
40:06I'm not.
40:07I'm not.
40:08I'm not.
40:09I'm not.
40:10I'm not.
40:11I'm not.
40:12I'm not.
40:13I'm not.
40:14I'm not.
40:15I'm not.
40:16I'm not.
40:17I'm not.
40:18I'm not.
40:19I'm not.
40:20I'm not.
40:21I'm not.
40:22I'm not.
40:23I'm not.
40:24And why are black people never on time?
40:45You stink.
40:48Yeah, I might have fallen into some bins.
40:50Oh, my days.
40:51Just leave it, okay?
40:52Brother, you've got to let this secret society thing go.
40:56It would have been cool if it were real, you know.
40:58Like-minded people and that.
41:00Yeah, don't even worry about it, man.
41:02Anyway, it probably would have been a bunch of boys bumming in a basement somewhere.
41:06No, unless that's what you're looking for.
41:08No shade.
41:09Can I go for a piss?
41:10Yeah?
41:11Can I go for a piss?
41:12Go for a piss, yes.
41:14What's wrong with you?
41:16Asking permission for?
41:17Can I go for a piss?
41:19Fucking hell, that boy's going to get Ian alive in here.
41:24Jaheim, we're here, man.
41:26Hurry up.
41:27Why do you always keep man waiting?
41:29Where do you always keep man waiting?
41:31Yeah.
41:33Okay, go for a piss.
41:34Why do you always keep man waiting?
41:36I don't know what will have to be done.
41:36Okay, we're here in the basement.
41:37No, I don't know.
41:38He's like, you're living in the basement.
41:39Okay, and then we're here, man.
41:41And then the house will be moving.
41:41No, because I'm here.
41:42I have a Matt, man.
41:44Oh, look.
41:44I'm here.
41:45I'm here, man.
41:46I don't know what's going on in there.
41:48I can't do.
41:49Okay.
41:49You're here.
41:50Now, I have a good friend.
41:51I have a good friend.
41:52I don't know what's going on in here.
41:54Yeah.
41:55I can't do it.
41:55You're dirty.
41:56Hi, how you doing?
42:17Gorgeous weather we're having, isn't it?
42:26Hey, I heard you're the weed man.
42:49For fuck's sake, whatever you eat with dreads sells weed, yeah?
42:54I mean, yes, that's me.
42:58What did you need?
42:59Obviously, some weed.
43:02For starters, let me get a snap, innit?
43:05So I can message you when the shipment lands.
43:09Oh, OK, cool.
43:12Love.
43:14My name's Toby, by the way.
43:17I'll be.
43:24What was that about?
43:26What did you hear?
43:27I heard you're going to sell her drugs.
43:29So if you heard, why are you asking?
43:30Don't you think that's a bad idea?
43:32Brother, when I want to advise for someone that smells like a skip, I'll ask.
43:36Where's Jaheim?
43:38Dunno.
43:41I started to think maybe I was a bit harsh on him.
43:44Nah, man, he's a big boy.
43:46He'll bounce back.
43:47Don't know why this little dickhead's got me caring for him.
43:50It's minor, man.
43:51It's minor.
43:52Now, come.
43:53Let's find out what stupidness these posh boys are keeping up with.
43:57Where's this running of the balls thing taking place anyway?
44:00It's not the running of the balls, it's the running of the balls.
44:03What?
44:04What?
44:05White people are different.
44:10Wait.
44:11Is that funny?
44:12What a funny window.
44:13Nah, you should have creamed your skin though.
44:14It's looking ashy as fuck.
44:15The razor legs.
44:16What?
44:17What?
44:18What?
44:19What?
44:20What?
44:21What?
44:22What?
44:23What?
44:24What?
44:25What?
44:26What?
44:27What?
44:28What?
44:29What?
44:30What?
44:31What?
44:32What?
44:33What?
44:34What?
44:35What?
44:36What?
44:37The razor legs.
44:40They're actually real.
44:41Oh.
44:42My.
44:43Don't believe this.
44:47Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
45:06Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
45:36Come on, let's go!
45:44Yo, Malika, you must not want to come, yeah?
45:48I've got a man that's I need to help through them with.
46:06I've got a man that's I need to help through them with.
46:19I've got a man that's I need to help through them with.
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