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Davey & Jonesie's Locker Season 1 Episode 9- Bean and Nothingness - FULL
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00:00now where were we that's right your behavior
00:08what is wrong with you two sierra thanks to you two i'm a sea cucumber schneider you two are
00:19agents of chaos why do you have to be so weird all the time say goodbye to each other davey and
00:25jonesy say goodbye forever jonesy jonesy davy it's just a dream
00:46you know what we better get a move on because uh today's a big day
01:00jonesy my friend today is the day
01:14the day we killed jonesy
01:20you know you look gorgeous
01:36why did shira let us go like that
01:44seriously what is going on with her and schneider
01:48okay this is my theory dark cousins
01:51i don't hate it hmm well maybe this schneider will finally spill the beans
01:56hello
02:00i bet everyone's in math class weird
02:08hey it's fake okay it's fake you're good okay captain bomb zone you scared us
02:27you hear that yeah kind of sounds like a
02:40like a vast vast ocean with our school stuck on an island in the middle of it
02:56yeah i don't like the word stuck um stranded no trapped circle back to stuck okay okay well uh it's not like we're gonna die here or anything
03:06oh look hey grilled cheese on white bread
03:09the schneider special yeah so we must be close
03:11not that i was worried okay because being marooned on a desert island with you is my dream
03:16scenario yes same plus if schneider's the only one here that we don't have to blend in with anything
03:20no okay no okay no anomalies no running for our lives it is just you me and an empty school no rules
03:27oh let me think about that yeah i mean that's gonna be a yeah for me
03:32do you uh care to raise a little hill hmm does the pope poop in the woods oh god i hope so
03:38finally boys locker room is a big day for me
04:08oh
04:11oh my god why did i think that was not gonna be gross i don't know
04:18we having fun yeah
04:27it's burning
04:35that was a fun day so fun uh do you think that we should go to the lab and check and see
04:55schneiders yes no not because i'm bored not boring no not me with you schneider schneider
05:05where is he
05:09hey check this out didn't see that before
05:14or that yep that one's real oh this is next level dark how did we not notice this before
05:36oh
05:50yeah we missed a lot of very obvious clues
05:53and you just let us dance and dance so there were people in this world before but now they're all
06:02dead no no no no no nobody's dead nobody's dead i bet they're all just hanging out in the basement
06:06right that's where ourselves usually end up being totally the basement
06:09nope they're all dead yep
06:16I'm good.
06:26I like it.
06:28This is it, man.
06:29It's game over, man.
06:30Okay, we're all going to die, man.
06:32Davey, Davey, look at me.
06:34I have watched like 3,000 hours of survivalist television.
06:37I got this.
06:39Okay.
06:40We're good.
06:41Yeah, we're good.
06:42We're good.
06:43All right.
06:44Okay.
06:45Okay.
06:45First things first, we just got to protect ourselves from the elements, all right?
06:49Mm-hmm.
06:51And as always, we are indoors, so check.
06:55Secondly, we got to find ourselves some food.
06:58Yeah?
06:58Okay.
06:59Okay.
06:59Let the best pal's vacation continue.
07:02I am a survivalist expert, right?
07:06Oh, no.
07:06What is that?
07:07What is this?
07:09Um, probably just like expressing ourselves through street art.
07:14Mm-hmm.
07:14Mm-hmm.
07:15Looks like someone's sleeping here.
07:27Yeah, you.
07:29My signature bubble letters.
07:31Day one, water has risen, stranded in the school, but help was on the way, baby.
07:42No worries.
07:43Feeling good.
07:44Okay.
07:45Hey?
07:45Yeah.
07:46Right?
07:46Good.
07:47Day 26, help not coming.
07:49We're all gonna die.
07:52That got dark fast.
07:54Okay.
07:54Yeah.
07:54Okay.
07:55Okay.
07:56Aw.
07:58We went hunting together.
08:00So sweet.
08:01For everyone else who we ate.
08:02So it looks like in this world that we are currently trapped in...
08:12Stuck.
08:12Uh, we like stuck.
08:13Stuck.
08:14Stuck in.
08:16We were cannibals.
08:17Who killed and ate all of our friends, yes.
08:19Hmm.
08:21Well, it can't possibly get any worse than this, right?
08:25Do you feel like you maybe shouldn't have said that?
08:29Yes.
08:29What the hell was that?
08:31It looks like somebody booby-trapped the encampment.
08:33Yeah, you!
08:35Oh!
08:37My signature bubble letters.
08:42Is this the most uncomfortable you've ever been?
08:45Yes.
08:46Right there with you.
08:53Mm.
08:55Mm.
08:56Mm.
08:56Okay.
09:00Let me see.
09:02Gordon Tombola.
09:03You lost your limbs in a detainer accident.
09:06Cheryl Mason.
09:08Juvenile department.
09:09Juvenile department.
09:11That's what we're wasting my time with today?
09:13Okay.
09:15Hold on.
09:16Hey, here we go.
09:17Cheryl Mason.
09:19The Cheryl Mason?
09:21Former Elite Squad Cheryl Mason?
09:23You got bumped down to juvie after that whole fiasco.
09:26with, uh, what's his name?
09:29Professor Weird.
09:31Schneider.
09:32Right.
09:33That freak.
09:35And now here you are in my office for a performance review.
09:38Respectfully, sir.
09:40Why have I really been called here?
09:42Well, it says here that you've been stuck on the same case for months,
09:46with zero activity in several weeks.
09:50Meanwhile, the delinquent's homeworld has been left in stasis for a near-critical amount of time.
09:56I know I don't have to remind you that if that was to continue on,
09:596689 could degrade beyond repair,
10:01at which point we would have to decommission it, which nobody wants to do.
10:05I'm aware of the danger, sir.
10:07And I assure you, I will apprehend Davian Jonesy at the next possible offer.
10:12Well, frankly, I don't want to be dealing with any of this right now,
10:14but a colleague has raised some concerns about your current mental state
10:18and the handling of this case.
10:20What, colleague?
10:25Hey, guys.
10:26Am I late?
10:27Andy, my man!
10:28Welcome!
10:29Please have a seat.
10:30I was actually just telling Cheryl about how concerned you were feeling.
10:34Oh, yeah.
10:35You know, I hated going over your head like that,
10:38but I just kept seeing you beaming back in day after day,
10:43just really humiliated by those girls.
10:45Staring at the screen, eyes bugging out, audibly grinding your teeth.
10:49Your concern is not necessary.
10:52I am zeroing in.
10:54I know how they operate now.
10:56Do you?
10:57Because according to your file,
10:58you have not picked up any signature from these girls in eight weeks.
11:03That does not look great for you.
11:08Awkward.
11:19In an effort to end this week-long haunted silence.
11:25Love that.
11:26Go on.
11:26I would like to make the, I think, rather droll observation
11:30that the us from this world decided to kill and eat everybody
11:35and then turn on each other
11:37when the kitchen was so clearly well-stocked with beans.
11:41That is droll.
11:49And may I admit,
11:50I've been actively avoiding that exact same thought.
11:56You know, I am sick of dwelling on the whole
11:58who killed and ate who and who killed and ate who thing, right?
12:01Like, that is so not us, and we would never do that.
12:03Yes.
12:04Because you know what?
12:04The us of this world, they were messed up.
12:07And also, our friendship is famously strong.
12:09Too strong, some would say.
12:11Why do you think principal neighbors
12:12tried to separate us in the first place?
12:14Because we are, we are literally too good at friendship,
12:17is what they are saying.
12:18We are nothing like the weird Davey and Jonesy in this world.
12:22Mm-mm.
12:22Like, look at the ridiculous stuff
12:24that the Davey from this world wrote about me, okay?
12:25You're going to think this is hilarious.
12:27Day 45.
12:28All right, Jonesy is driving me up the wall.
12:31She chews so loud.
12:35Hello?
12:35That's crazy,
12:36because I've literally never had that thought.
12:54Seconds, anyone?
12:55Me, please.
12:56Like, just wait, wait.
12:58That's your writing again.
13:11Interesting.
13:15You know what we need?
13:18We need to have fun some more!
13:21Yeah, yeah.
13:23You know what?
13:24You are right.
13:24We need to shake off this hell meal
13:26and do us.
13:27Just you and me,
13:28living fancy free,
13:29so I say we double down
13:30on the carefree montage energy
13:32and we don't look at anything too closely.
13:36You're so right, best friend.
13:37Thank you, best friend.
13:38How did you do that?
13:49How did you do that?
13:49How did you do that?
13:51Oh my goodness.
13:58Oh my goodness, aren't we spoiled?
14:05Oh
14:14My goodness, aren't we? Oh boy? Oh look delectable. Yeah, I'll just have a little bite
14:24God cheers to us
14:35I'm just simply delectable. You're amazing. I feel incredible. Oh why not? Yes, please.
14:44They've been out there somewhere plotting and when they show themselves again, I will be ready
14:51Look
14:52Agents lose delinquents sometimes the multiverse is very big, but unfortunately this isn't the first time
14:58I mean you did lose Amelia Earhart, right? That was you. I did not lose Amelia Earhart
15:03There is more to that story. Read the file. Oh, whoa, no need to get upset here. See what I'm talking about?
15:09Yeah, I'm starting to. Carl, I know what I'm doing
15:15This Davian Jonesy the Davian Jonesy of universe six six eight nine are different than any other Davian Jonesy in the multiverse
15:24It's their friendship
15:27It's
15:31Destructive
15:33I am telling you together they are Chaos Incarnate
15:41Baby?
15:44Oh Abbott
15:47You dirty dog
15:51Oh Abbott
15:55Baby?
15:57Can we get a little privacy, please?
15:59That's a hockey puck
16:00Yeah
16:01Jealous?
16:02Okay, this place is getting to you. I'm gonna need you to get your head together. I will see you at dinner
16:07I will see you at dinner
16:10She is losing it
16:15Beep beep
16:18Hey, watch it!
16:19Drive in here
16:20I'm sick of the song. Can you please put on another playlist?
16:31Fine
16:32Thank you
16:35Thank you
16:40Ah, you're so funny
16:42Davy?
16:43Davy, I know you're in there
16:45May I help you?
16:46What are you doing? You making out with Abbott again?
16:48No, I'm actually having a wonderful conversation with a dear friend of mine
16:55Say hello, Jonesy
16:56Oh
16:57Usurping
16:58F***
17:06What's that for?
17:08I'm just passionate about woodworking
17:18What is her problem?
17:21Right, Davy?
17:26Bullseye
17:28By the way, I'm so fond of another
17:46Yeah, you know what I mean?
17:50Huhaha
17:55Hey, baby
17:57Oh, your excellency. Oh, what a thrill to have you here. Alexis, who was always, I love the gown.
18:23And a meal. Do not make me laugh. You're married, you dirty boy. Champagne? Amazing. Thank you all for coming to my party. And please, do help yourselves to some hors d'oeuvres on the table.
18:42What are you doing here? Okay. This is, this is a debutante ball that is invite only.
18:58I will not let you go, Jonesy. What do you think you're doing? This is the social event of the season.
19:16What am I doing? What are you doing? You've made hors d'oeuvres for everyone but me.
19:22You know what? I cannot believe that you were mad at me in Phantasmonaria for being friends with Emily S when clearly you are the one who wants to be friends with other people.
19:32I was doing you a favor, okay, because you were clearly getting annoyed whenever I would sing along in Broadway world.
19:39Oh, so I can't be annoyed? I, I am always supportive of you.
19:43Even when you're drooling over Abbott in every single universe, including our own.
19:49Then you should have told me that the Abbott thing was bothering you instead of acting all cool and over everything all the time.
19:54I don't have to act cool, okay?
19:58You know what? You're just jealous of me because I saw how much it bothered you when everyone was complimenting me on my signature streetwear style and Paris Fashion Week world.
20:06I have you know that everyone was really complimentary of my Maximum style as well, and not everything has to be elegantly understated.
20:15You know what? I'm out of here because this party sucks.
20:21You take that back!
20:23You take that back.
20:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Jonesy, please, let me, not the view.
20:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:43You have defiled a member of the nobility and my guest of honor.
20:55This means war.
21:01Fine.
21:03So was it John?
21:04Oh, you're going down, Davey.
21:09Let's go, Davey!
21:15Whoa!
21:21No!
21:25My social standing has been ruined!
21:29Ruined!
21:34So, what you're essentially telling me is that the Davey and Jonesy from Universe 6689 are criminal masterminds,
21:55and their friendship is so strong, so unique, so chaotic,
22:00that they pose an actual, literal threat to the entire multiverse.
22:05Yes.
22:06Okay.
22:08And that's why you're recommending, on top of them serving detention,
22:14they each have their memories of each other permanently erased.
22:18In a juvenile case.
22:20Mind-wiping two teenage besties.
22:23Ouch.
22:24Big ouch.
22:25Trust me.
22:27Some people just shouldn't be friends.
22:31Like, what is that supposed to mean?
22:33I don't know.
22:33On three.
22:38Two.
22:39On three.
23:03One, two, three.
23:06Release the dragons.
23:09Unleash!
23:10Help!
23:11Go!
23:12Go!
23:13Go!
23:14Go!
23:15Go!
23:16Go!
23:17Go, boy!
23:18Come on!
23:19Fire!
23:20Do a fire!
23:21Go!
23:22Go!
23:23Go!
23:24Go!
23:25Go!
23:26Go!
23:27Go!
23:32Did you plan anything real for this?
23:35No.
23:37No.
23:39I didn't actually want to hurt you.
23:41Same.
23:44Well, it seems like even when we're apart, we don't actually really want to be apart.
23:51No.
23:52It's just like this whole thing of going through the multiverse, going on this adventure has
23:56felt like one super long extended vacation and there's no one else I'd rather do it with,
24:02but sometimes, I don't know, I think it's okay if we get on each other's nerves or like
24:05need space or...
24:06Yes.
24:07I'm so glad that you said that.
24:09This is completely normal for a friendship.
24:11Because literally every friendship has done this.
24:17And also, we're really dehydrated.
24:19Oh yeah, we've fully just stopped drinking water.
24:22Dude, I missed you so much!
24:23I missed you.
24:24I missed you.
24:25I missed everyone else too.
24:26I missed Schneider!
24:27Right?
24:28I can't believe I'm saying this, but I really wish that he wasn't dead.
24:29No, me too!
24:30Okay.
24:31So we're really not getting out of here, are we?
24:32Nope.
24:33Was that a necklace made out of human bones?
24:46And seagull feet?
24:47Yeah.
24:48Do you like it?
24:49I like it.
24:50Thank you!
24:51I thought that you would...
24:52I thought of you when I made it.
24:54Okay.
24:56I want a good moment to head back to your son.
24:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:00okay a lot to noodle on there honestly more exciting than I was expecting a
25:05juvenile review hearing to be kind of okay now I'm gonna run this upstairs for
25:11deliberation and I will be back shortly with I have something to add what's that
25:17I believe Davey and Jonesy are being aided by an accomplice
25:24Steven Simon Schneider when Schneider was desynced he was banished to the same
25:32school in every universe Schrodinger High the same school as Davey and Jonesy he
25:39has worked with the other versions of himself to build the portal the
25:42delinquents are traveling through and he's been helping them escape in every
25:46world desyncing him wasn't enough he has found a way to communicate with his
25:53infinite selves across the multiverse using holo technology you know like
25:59think about the amount of time we could have saved today if you started with
26:02this you come in and say oh I think the bad guy is the guy I don't like we didn't
26:06have to sit through all of this you know what I mean and where is the Schneider
26:10from six six eight nine Dana Jorby is that you Schneider yeah he disappeared
26:24well that's not good okay yeah yes I'm good
26:36I thought you were dead I am yeah or at least the me of this universe is pretty
26:44sure this world's versions of you ate him so gracias for that then who are you oh
26:50right I'm the Schneider from your universe six six eight nine yeah I escaped here a
26:54while ago anyways you're ready to go home what home home yeah excited see your
27:04friends see family huh oh is there like a bunch of personal backstory gonna make me
27:10kind of
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27:22yeah
27:25yeah
27:27yeah
27:29yeah
27:31yeah
27:35yeah
27:37yeah
27:38yeah
27:40Music
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