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Boarders Season 1 Episode 4 - FULL
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00:00All I'm saying is be careful, yeah?
00:03Cos every now and then, man need to cut things out of the circle like cancer, bro.
00:08You get me? Be vigilant, fam. Cut the grass.
00:11There's snakes in the grass. You've got to cut that. You get me?
00:17Alright, so listen, yeah. They got this new desert place on the high street that I wanted to check.
00:20Also, I'm going to keep talking about the snakes.
00:21Yo. Yo, slow down, bro.
00:23What, fam? I only got you for two days.
00:25I know. I know. That's why I think we should do something a little more low-key, innit?
00:29Watch a movie. Grab some popcorn.
00:32I don't know. Bring the mattress into the front room or something.
00:35No, fam. Dad's dead. Am I fine?
00:37Bruv, I'm not on the gallivanting, yeah?
00:39But, bro, you ain't seen anyone in a minute. I can invite Malachi.
00:42Yo. Chill out or else I'm not coming, yeah?
00:45Fine. Whatever. See you in a bit.
00:59Oh, go on. What? You going home for X yet this weekend, yeah?
01:15Um...
01:16What time are you leaving?
01:17Why?
01:18Because. I need to come with you so I can jump through the barriers, innit?
01:20Yeah, I'm not headed back anymore.
01:22My next raise net challenge awaits.
01:24Oh, that's sick. So I can have your ticket?
01:26It's an open return, so I'll probably use it some other time.
01:29Ah, cool. It's nice.
01:31Oh, next time you open the door, bro, put some drawers on, man.
01:34That's crazy.
01:35Don't knock on my door like you're the police, then.
01:37Oh, shit.
02:05Shit, we thought everyone had left for Exeat, you know, when school closes and everyone's supposed to fuck off home
02:13Chip-chop
02:16Look, why don't you just come to mind for Exeat weekend?
02:19It's my dad's birthday
02:22Well, sorry, but I hate dads and birthdays
02:26They'll leave us to get on with it
02:28Also, don't you think it's a bit too soon to be meeting parents?
02:31Two days of non-stop, uninterrupted, consummating, whatever
02:38Okay, all right, all right, I'll come
02:39As long as you promise never to say the word consummating again
02:42It's weird, it is
02:43Consuming
02:45Can we get the fuck out, please?
02:55You have to make sure that when you're there, do not use any teeth
02:58And remember to lick your finger and rub the gooch
03:01I don't know why, but boys love that shit
03:03What the hell is a gooch?
03:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
03:09You think we'll be needing all of them?
03:11You two better screw it
03:12If you come back with the we just snuggled, I'm kicking you in the vagina
03:15Come in, Abby
03:17Abby, you absolute queen
03:20I could just kiss you forever and ever and ever and ever
03:22Have you seen how many people have signed?
03:25Fucking hell
03:26Fucking Abby
03:27I lead, people follow, I'm a big fucking deal
03:30Thank you
03:31Oh my god
03:32I know I'm jumping the gun
03:34But I think there's enough on there to get Bernard to listen about getting the portrait taken down
03:38What do you think?
03:39Oh, you know what?
03:42Rewind
03:42We can talk about it in the car
03:44Also, this weekend is not going to be just about this
03:46We are going to have a lot of fun too
03:48And
03:49Condoms
03:51You're not going to be needing those
03:53This all sounds really fun
03:55Maybe it does
03:56But I'm
03:56I just
03:57I am
04:00What's that?
04:01I just
04:01She needs to help a friend
04:04Who is highly frustrated
04:08And needs a helping hand
04:10Oh
04:11The petition staff can wait
04:12Right
04:13Oh, right
04:14Oh, okay
04:15Gotta go
04:16Okay, so where are you meeting?
04:22Don't hate me, but I'm actually heading back to London to see Mum
04:25Okay, but we always hang out on the first X, yeah
04:27Yeah, I know, but she just really misses me
04:30She's just rattling around in that house on her own
04:32Maybe the two of you could do something
04:34Rupert's dad bailed in him again and he's refusing to come home with me, so
04:38Might I have to keep him company
04:40Bye
04:42Look, I've got to go, but I'm at my car
04:44Speak to you guys later
04:45I guess it's just me then
04:47Me!
04:52You're me!
04:53What?
04:56Are you going back to London?
04:57Yes
04:58Why?
05:01Come on, don't make me beg
05:02Beg?
05:03You haven't asked
05:04All right, cool
05:06Can I get a lift back to London?
05:09Please
05:09Could you have petrol money?
05:12I'll just jump off at Chelsea or Natsbridge or whatever fancy place you live
05:15Well, hurry up
05:16Well, hurry up
05:20Are you serious?
05:23Yeah
05:23Don't ask
05:24Yeah?
05:25Yes
05:26Thank you, thank you, thank you so much
05:28I'll grab my shit
05:29I'll be right back
05:30You're the best
05:32This is why you're my D
05:34I'll be back
05:34I'll grab my shit
05:35Yeah
05:36You know how dad
05:37Probably pheasants and grouse and stuff like that
05:39Sorry, mate
05:44Forgot my sunnies
05:45I've got to go
05:46I'm about to jump in the car
05:48Bye
05:51Yeah, honestly, mate
05:52You'd fucking hate it, you know
05:55Just a bunch of posh pricks
05:57Talking to other posh pricks
05:59About posh prick stuff
06:01We all hate it
06:02Still sounds fun
06:03Come on, don't make me feel like a knob, mate
06:06Yesterday, it was cool that I was coming
06:08Now that your mum's here
06:10It's a problem
06:11You know, you sound like a nagging wife
06:14Have my OnlyFans account login
06:24Wank yourself crazy
06:36Bobby
06:41Oh, hey, um
06:44Yelena
06:45Yelena?
06:47You all right?
06:47How you doing?
06:48Good, thanks
06:49Just heading home for the weekend
06:50Good to be back with some creature comforts
06:52Am I right?
06:54Right
06:54I wanted to talk to you about the drugs you sold me
06:58Yeah
06:59They were fake
07:00What?
07:02Fake
07:02As in they weren't real
07:04But they were real
07:05Straight from the Colombians
07:07Abby told me
07:08She thought it was funny
07:10I don't
07:11I want my 300 pounds back
07:13I wish I could, but
07:16I ain't got it
07:17Sorry
07:18Yeah
07:18That's not really my problem
07:20If you can make sure you have it by Monday
07:23Monday
07:34Definitely Monday
07:36Great
07:38Right
07:43Update
07:47Can it wait?
07:48Just take a little look at my notes
07:50Yes
07:51So everybody definitely still hates you
07:52Wonderful
07:53Apparently you advised Stanley to install extra security cameras
07:56Students are wondering whether they're in a school or a prison
07:58Did you see the monstrosity they painted on the playing fields?
08:02Carol sent me a thousand emails about it
08:04Everyone should count themselves lucky if they're not being tagged
08:06Well, Leah's petition is building up some momentum
08:09Almost enough signatures to bypass you and go straight to the board
08:14Why don't you both have an exit weekend as well?
08:20We can talk when you're back
08:22Everyone needs a break
08:25Well, there's quite a lot to do here
08:26Fully paid
08:27Have a lovely weekend
08:30Oh, you look after yourself, won't you, yeah?
08:33Take care
08:34Even though I mean I hate it
08:35To be on the能 4十
08:37Oh my goodness
08:39Oh my goodness
08:40No, arse
08:41kiss
08:41Oh my goodness
08:42Then take care
08:43Heaven
08:43I like to take care
08:44name
08:45Happy
08:45I like to take care
08:46To be on your friends
08:46poor
08:47even when I see going on my car
08:49Hey Dad
08:49Hey
08:50Fancy hanging out?
08:52Well, yes, why not?
09:06I just need to make a quick stop.
09:14All I'm saying is be careful, yeah?
09:17Because every now and then Matt needs to cut things out the circle like cancer, bro.
09:21Beans?
09:22You get me?
09:23Be vigilant, fam.
09:24Cut the grass.
09:25There's snakes in the grass.
09:26You've got to cut that.
09:27You get me?
09:28Man's out.
09:29Hey, what?
09:30Am I trying shit?
09:31All I'm saying is be careful, innit?
09:33You get me?
09:34Someone's loyal to you.
09:35You get me?
09:36Ice your eyes now, lonely, sure enough.
09:39Falling for some birdie.
09:41I'm still just looking up all night.
09:43I realize the possibility...
09:46No.
09:47I can't...
09:48Sorry.
09:49We're not doing that.
09:51First of all, not my style.
09:52Second of all, vocals.
09:54It's not your forte, so...
09:57Yeah, I wouldn't have given you a lift if I'd known that you were going to be on your phone the whole time.
10:01If you just want my attention, just say that.
10:03I don't want your attention, or I would have said.
10:06Then what do you want, huh?
10:08I want an apology.
10:09That's what I actually want.
10:10For?
10:11For, he says.
10:13For playing games with Florence and I.
10:15You know, one of my best friends.
10:17That wasn't...
10:18I didn't mean...
10:19That is a really, really long-winded way to say sorry.
10:21Sorry?
10:22Wow.
10:23You know, the way that you treated us.
10:24Like, we were your little playthings.
10:26Playthings?
10:27Yeah.
10:28I've never seen black penis before.
10:32That was...
10:33That was you, right?
10:34No.
10:35You know, personally, I just...
10:36I felt like a plaything, you know?
10:38No, it's...
10:39I...
10:40I just...
10:41I didn't know what...
10:42I just didn't mean it, like...
10:44I just felt sexualized, you know?
10:47Objectified, if you will.
10:48Bullshit!
10:49Listen, it was even on school grounds.
10:51I could have got you expelled.
10:53But I'm ready to call it even.
10:57There we go.
10:58Touche.
11:00Right.
11:01And I're just mine.
11:02It was my love.
11:22Hi, Ma.
11:23Hey.
11:24So, it was you drew the cock on balls.
11:26I want your mum.
11:28Hey.
11:29So, it was you drew the cock on balls.
11:30balls it was a quill and ink pop really okay what do you do oh well i drew on the white boards in
11:40permanent marker so right it's kind of shit but you know my older brother is a razor net so i
11:46think there's definitely some nepotism involved but you know i i kind of wanted to do it for me
11:50this one so i think that's what i'm going to try and do
11:52uh anyway you want to do the honors yeah i'm pretty sure there's a dead body in there
12:06no worries i got it
12:12fuck with the status quo
12:13you've shown creativity but sheer audaciousness is what we crave for your next task into master's
12:27house the two of you must creep within his bed chamber there's golden silk and pajamas that
12:34one must seek capture yourself within them now go you wretched beasts
12:39oh i think i'm gonna be sick but trust me i live just down the road i'll grab a ladder
12:47someone come ring the bell and sidetrack him the other one can go up the ladder
12:50and have the pajamas put them on take a pic put them back boom we're done
12:55this isn't your first radio is it
12:59you might need to link up later do you want to just give me your details yeah yeah
13:09so i'll see you later i can pull it to it
13:24all the frequencies i'm all about what you've been telling me
13:31because you can guide me to the skies
13:36toby hey i thought we'd just be old international students have you moved on from mabby
13:43what do you know about elena she's nice what does that mean well um
13:59well good law ain't been the same since this is good law how come she didn't get expelled
14:04i mean nobody saw her do it but there was dried blood on her hockey stick
14:08fuck why i owe her like 300 pound which i ain't got and she wants it on monday ah
14:18this is so dumb i did all this to impress a girl that clearly thinks she's above me
14:23then she goes and snitches on me and now i've got to deal with all this
14:26shit sorry dude you want to hit this might take the edge off
14:40all right then it's been great thank you very much and bye bye
14:52jaheem can i come up i'm bursting for the loo
14:56oh yeah say nothing there's a tree over there up there man
14:58jaheem stop i drove you to your front door
15:02look my house isn't really suitable for visitors right now so
15:07oh if i wet myself
15:17fine all right cool let's go
15:29okay
15:39uh
15:41uh
15:43uh
15:45uh
15:47uh
15:49uh
15:51uh
15:53You hear Toby's message?
16:02Do you want to go?
16:03I thought you hated parties.
16:05I do.
16:06But you look miserable as shit.
16:09I think this twist will pick you up.
16:15You need to stop being so nice to people.
16:18Thanks for your life advice.
16:20Do you want to go, or don't you?
16:23You got that?
16:25Some of the Japanese lot are in.
16:27Sweet. You got oil?
16:29Dozo.
16:30Arigato.
16:32I wonder if there's any vanilla essence.
16:35This Nigella one says it's the vanilla that makes it.
16:37We're cooking weed brownies, Tosh.
16:39So I can pay Yelena back.
16:42We're not opening a flippin' patisserie.
16:43Let's do this.
16:44You're rightly moving, you're never gonna stop.
16:47Gotta get it, poppin' love, you're never gonna stop.
16:49Drop it down and shake it like you're never gonna stop.
16:52Never gonna stop, never, never gonna stop.
16:54All right, wait a minute.
16:55I think you're trying too hard, you should hang on.
16:57Konnichiwa.
16:58Hey, you all right?
16:58Hey, you all right?
16:59Big money's a parody, obviously, but let's not oversell, all right?
17:10We don't want to be calling an ambulance because someone's pulled a whitey.
17:12Yeah.
17:13Go ahead.
17:14Cool, cool.
17:14Is this the room Depression built?
17:24Good vibes only in here, after you've had this brownie.
17:29The first one is three, and after that, a tenner each.
17:32What?
17:33What?
17:34Why are you lot moaning?
17:35Wild.
17:36You lot are rich.
17:46Lost your way to the bathroom then?
17:48This is why you didn't want to let me into your house.
17:50You know, I thought Bop Battles was nerdy, but this, this is on a whole new level.
17:56Yeah?
17:56Yeah.
17:57It's your Transformers bedspread in the wash.
17:59Fuck off a dickhead.
18:04You fuck off a dickhead.
18:07I'mma say three things real quick.
18:14One, Beatrix, you can do better than this waste man.
18:17Two, that pot shocker is banging, more of that please.
18:21And three, grandma don't allow phonification in her yard, so I suggest you stop.
18:25Better move, man.
18:26We'll get grandma.
18:28Move.
18:33Think we should go?
18:35Yeah.
18:36Yeah, let's go.
18:37Yeah?
18:38Yeah.
18:39After you.
18:40You okay then?
18:41Where'd you get the money to put on a meter?
18:42Martha gave me some this morning.
18:43Yeah, well thanks for the lift, but...
18:47Sending me packing already?
18:48Gotta see my boy.
18:49Something to sort out.
18:50Yeah, well thanks for the lift, but...
18:51Sending me packing already?
18:52Gotta see my boy.
18:53Something to sort out.
18:54I was hoping you were going to take me on an ends experience.
18:55What?
18:56You know, a trip to Chicken Sharp, Foot Locker, Jammer's Basement.
18:57I've come all this way, Jaheim.
18:58I think that deserves a little jaunt round South Easy.
18:59Don't you?
19:00Yeah, well thanks for the lift, but...
19:01Sending me packing already?
19:02Gotta see my boy.
19:03Something to sort out.
19:04I was hoping you were going to take me on an ends experience.
19:05What?
19:06You know, a trip to Chicken Sharp, Foot Locker, Jammer's Basement.
19:20I've come all this way, Jaheim.
19:24I think that deserves a little jaunt round South Easy.
19:27Don't you?
19:29Uh...
19:34Why not?
19:35Yes!
19:36Okay.
19:41Wow.
19:42This is amazing, guys.
19:43I'm guessing it's a change from canteen food.
19:45Literally, one more piece of overcooked broccoli and I'm going to kill myself.
19:49So, Leah, have you consummated the relationship?
19:55Mum, please.
19:58Leah hates the term consummate.
20:02We haven't smashed yet, but we're hoping to tonight.
20:08Why are you freaking out?
20:19It's just casual convo.
20:20Casual convo?
20:21No, Koku.
20:22Casual convo is, hi dad, how was your birthday?
20:25No, we're coming to fuck each other's brains.
20:27Trust me, it's not like that.
20:31They're really chill.
20:32But, um...
20:38Tell me again about the part where we fuck each other's brains out.
20:43They've gone into town.
20:44My dad wanted birthday ice cream, so...
20:48They won't be back for a few hours.
20:51Shall I... care convo?
21:10Um, yeah.
21:12Okay.
21:13I've got some in my bag.
21:25Yeah.
21:26For the front.
21:28Oh.
21:29Yeah.
21:34I don't think my parents will be gone for that long.
21:38Do you want me to put on this one?
21:39No, no, it's fine.
21:40Are you sure?
21:41Yeah.
21:42Oh, God.
21:43It's just a bit fiddly.
21:44No, no.
21:45Oh.
21:46Oh.
21:47Oh.
21:48Oh.
21:49Oh.
21:50Oh.
21:51Oh.
21:52Oh.
21:53Oh.
21:54Oh.
21:55Oh.
21:56Oh.
21:57Oh.
21:58Oh.
21:59Oh.
22:00Oh.
22:01Oh.
22:02Oh.
22:03Oh.
22:04Oh.
22:05Oh.
22:06Oh.
22:07Oh.
22:08Oh.
22:09Oh.
22:10Oh.
22:11Oh.
22:20You're so gorgeous.
22:21Did you know that?
22:30what are you doing?
22:31I told my dad that I was granted shot in with cheddar on the boys.
22:35He's begging me for pictures
22:37How long are you gonna keep this up for me?
22:40Keep what?
22:41Jumping through hoops. It just seems exhausting. I promise my dad I'll do well here. If I don't, it's Nigeria
22:48My brother keeps sending me messages. He fucking hates it. I refuse for that to be me
22:56But you wouldn't understand. I had to redo my lost essay
23:02Even though Miss Falconer refuses to count my mark
23:05Now I've got to somehow figure out how I'm gonna make it up
23:08And there's a chance I could get sent home
23:12So yeah, I do know
23:17Sorry for being such a knob since we got here
23:31Anyone interested?
23:33We're supposed to meet up later for something
23:40Okay, no cut that out. It's not like that. It's not like that. Are you sure about that?
23:44Wait, can I?
23:45Uh, uh, uh, uh, looking forward to tonight
23:48Celebratory drinks after
23:50Three question marks
23:52Clinking champagne emoji
23:54And a kiss
23:56Okay, real question is have you met anyone?
24:01I'll pay good money to have a girl touch my penis
24:03You're desperate bro
24:05I'm being serious
24:06I know I'm poor but I'll find a cat
24:10But the other thing is nice
24:12It wouldn't hurt to see if there's something more
24:15Hmm?
24:16Put something nice on
24:17Maybe a bit of fancy aftershave
24:19Two squats on your neck
24:21There's one in your crotch
24:22No, that's out of pocket
24:23No, that's way out of pocket
24:25I'm glad we got to spend the weekend together
24:28It's nice
24:29Yeah, I guess
24:30Come on
24:31Come on
24:40It'd be nicer if these things had anything in them
24:44Oi, scholarship, I can't feel a thing
24:46I want my money back, come on
24:48Tosh?
24:49Huh?
24:50Yeah?
24:51Where did you get this stuff?
24:53My brother's bathroom
24:55It's medicinal
24:57To treat his epilepsy
24:59Medicinal, Tosh?
25:00Hmm
25:03Tosh, you can't get high off medicinal weed
25:06Why are you only telling me this now?
25:08Well, we were having so much fun
25:09And it took your mind off your lane of breaking your kneecaps
25:12We're fucked
25:13I'm fucked
25:14Why don't we just do some shrooms?
25:23Okay, so it's looking like it's in between what's in what you eat
25:27No thanks, I prefer to remain in physical ignorance
25:29Ah
25:30Or
25:32Gogglebox
25:35Gogglebox
25:36Gogglebox
25:39Oh, Dad
25:41Yes, darling?
25:43Oh my God
25:45Dad, you didn't
25:46Well try it and see if I did
25:48Wow
25:49Yeah?
25:50Just like Mum used to make
25:51You know your nose twitches when you're lying
25:52It's nice
25:53But?
25:54It's a bit salty
25:56Salty
25:57Salty
25:58Why are you always so heavy handed?
25:59Because your mother always used to say whenever she ate my food it never tasted of anything
26:03Look, I can order in a Chinese
26:04No
26:05Thanks Dad
26:06This is lovely
26:07What?
26:08How to make good food inedible?
26:09No
26:11No, like cooking traditional foods, being more cultured
26:13Know your tings them as Leah would say
26:14Know your tings them as Leah would say
26:15Why are you always so heavy handed?
26:16Why are you always so heavy handed?
26:17Because your mother always used to say whenever she ate my food it never tasted of anything
26:20Look, I can order in a Chinese
26:22No
26:23How to make good food inedible?
26:24Thanks Dad
26:25This is lovely
26:26I feel like I need to learn more stuff like this
26:31What?
26:32How to make good food inedible?
26:34No, like cooking traditional foods, being more cultured
26:40Know your tings them as Leah would say
26:43Leah?
26:45Yes
26:46Dad, she's actually really sweet
26:50She's not very tactful but that's just because she's passionate
26:54She's genuinely trying to change a few things in a positive way
26:59Maybe you should sit down and talk to her
27:02Oh
27:03Yeah, now I get it
27:05So that's what this bonding day was all about
27:10A little ploy to get me on side with your new friendship group of Facebook philosophers
27:16This isn't just about Leah, it's about me as well
27:18I know that
27:19I don't think you do
27:20It's a portrait
27:21Just take it down
27:22The scholarship kids need to fit in with the school
27:26Not fit the school around them
27:28And every time they do something which draws attention to themselves
27:34It gives people like Carol ammunition
27:37People who want them and me out
27:41And if I'm not here
27:44You're not here
27:46So
27:48Maybe just bear that in mind the next time you try and duke me into one of your lectures
27:55I'm actually not hungry
28:00You're not hungry
28:01You're not hungry
28:02You're not hungry
28:04I'm hungry
28:05You're not hungry
28:07That's what it is
28:08I'm hungry
28:09You're hungry
28:10Okay so
28:11You're not hungry
28:12Piggy!
28:42Hi.
28:47Thanks for the invitation.
28:52I didn't know I invited you.
28:55You didn't. I was being sarcastic.
28:58I'm really sorry.
29:00I'm really sorry.
29:02I'm really sorry.
29:03I'm really sorry.
29:04You're sorry.
29:05I didn't know I invited you.
29:07I didn't know I invited you.
29:08You didn't?
29:09I was being sarcastic.
29:10I was being sarcastic.
29:11I'm really high, so I'm really struggling to pick up on such subtle quips.
29:16Ah.
29:23Having fun?
29:27Thanks for the invite.
29:28You're lucky I even invited you.
29:30After you snitched me up to Yelena and that.
29:32She is a friend.
29:34You were a fuck.
29:36Were?
29:40Where are you going?
29:56I'm baked.
29:57I'm just gonna get a shower and go to bed.
29:59I'll come.
30:00No, no, no, you stay.
30:01It's fine, have fun.
30:03Yeah?
30:10okay question what actually is corned beef and why is your grandmother requested so much
30:18listen yeah next next year you're giving me the authentic preppy posh experience yeah
30:24hot cross buns and all of that who says there's going to be a next time
30:31you know i don't actually live in chelsea jean you seem so bougie though
30:36and we don't have our shared together as much as you think what do you mean this actually might
30:41be my last time fees are a bit much for my mum sorry oh shit come in oh i knew
30:56well this is weird i guess it is
31:06made like no lover that i can recall
31:11that's right
31:11you and your ugly
31:16never ever look so beautiful
31:20a hug and i ain't looking for perfection
31:24honey i just want all your attention
31:29let me put it down i'll make it easy
31:33call yourself a freak baby
31:46yeah yeah
31:49i was just looking forward to seeing you so
31:51well
31:55sorry well just let me know next time you're over
32:02yeah okay okay bye bye
32:03don't be fucking weird sorry
32:20oh god
32:21it's fine it's fine just calm down no no no we need blood we need to keep it elevated
32:25all right of course doctor all right hold that there yes
32:40you know it's been such a privilege to get to know you like this
32:44like really a real me a real me pretty sexy
32:54intelligent
32:57what were you expecting i don't know you're not all like that
33:01i'm not talking about black women
33:02oh no as in toby omar femmy jaheem
33:11what so you don't find jaheem pretty sexy intelligent
33:15oh shut up
33:17i meant
33:19i just avoid boys like him that walking problem
33:22he's just selling it
33:23well if you're not careful become your problem
33:25i didn't mean to rattle you sugar boobies
33:43wait sorry
33:44what did you mean by if i'm not careful he'll become my problem
33:49do you really want to do this now i'm just asking you a question
33:55keep your head down
34:00don't ruffle any favors play the game
34:04you're so smart smart than most of the people at st gilbert's i've seen your potential potential
34:09what are my stocks and shares now that jaheem guy is a risk and so is all your
34:13bullshit with the portrait have you even considered the ramifications no
34:18and let's be honest neither of you this is all performative and best you know it
34:25i guess all skin folk ain't kin folk oh please if you were truly for the goals why did you
34:34sack off your little ally to come and get sexed up by me well
34:38honestly
34:59i get it
35:00i get it
35:02i get it
35:04Fuck.
35:21Fuck.
35:22Fuck.
35:34Can you take me to the station?
35:43I've been drinking.
35:44When?
35:45I did a couple of vodka shots in the bathroom before we, you know.
35:51I was nervous, okay?
35:52My parents can drop you at the station, I'll be back in a couple of hours.
35:56I'll just get a taxi.
35:58You won't get one out here.
36:01Why do you live in the middle of fuck where?
36:03Is that an actual question?
36:06I'll just walk then.
36:07The nearest station is over an hour and most of the route doesn't have any footpaths.
36:13Fuck.
36:14Life's so hot, my day's so hot, my pipe war up, I'm a pipe war up.
36:17Life's so hot, my day's so hot, my pipe war up, I'm a pipe war up.
36:20Life's so hot and so smart, I'm a pipe war up, I'm a neck war up.
36:24Life's so hot, my day's so hot, I'm a pipe war up, I'm a pipe war up.
36:27It's not even that.
36:29It is.
36:30So you find your way back home then, yeah?
36:33Yo.
36:34What are you saying, bro?
36:35Bro.
36:36Bro, you weren't trying to check, man.
36:38Nah.
36:39Hold this.
36:40Nah, bro.
36:41Of course I was trying to check you, bro.
36:43Things just got a little hectic.
36:44But anyway, bro, come on, man.
36:46Thank you for putting that stuff on a meter.
36:47Found that laptop, yeah?
36:49You know I wasn't myself.
36:52I had stuff to deal with.
36:54Caleb, grandma, that Rupert thing.
36:56That's supposed to be some sort of apology, Gene.
37:00Listen, yeah, you just wouldn't understand what it's like.
37:03Tell me what it's like then, bro.
37:06Nah, nah, nah, nah.
37:08Tell me what it's like, innit?
37:10Shit has just changed.
37:12Nah, fuck that talk, Gene.
37:14Look around you, fam.
37:23Everything's the same, bruv.
37:25You're the person that's changed, my guy.
37:28And you know what?
37:29This ain't even about a flipping laptop.
37:31What's that, a monkey?
37:32Yeah?
37:33That's a lie.
37:34This is about the fact that you seem to think
37:37that everyone else is the problem
37:39when you're the fucking problem.
37:40You get in your own fucking way,
37:42you don't clean up your own mess,
37:43and then you want to call me to sort it out for you.
37:45But then you want to turn around and act like
37:47man's going to jeopardize your thing.
37:49Like you hit my brother.
37:50Hm?
37:53Know what, yeah?
37:54It was good to see you, innit?
37:56Man, there you go.
37:59Oh, come on.
38:07Just calm.
38:08Just calm.
38:09Just calm.
38:11Alright.
38:12Alright.
38:21Wow.
38:22These streets are treacherous.
38:23Is this a fucking joke to you?
38:24No, I was just...
38:25Beatrix.
38:28That ends experience.
38:30I told you it was a bad idea to come here.
38:32And I know this might be like Disneyland to you or something,
38:34but this is my real fucking life.
38:38You done?
38:40Yeah, man.
38:41We're done.
38:42We're done.
38:43We're done.
38:44Right?
38:45We're done.
38:46We're done.
38:47What would it take for you to realise
38:52What would it take for you to open your eyes
38:58Never been here before
39:01Never put the effort in
39:03No, I don't know what for
39:06No, I never did
39:09Thanks for coming to get me
39:12That's what friends are for, right?
39:14Look, I know what I did was fucked up
39:16I know how I did you was cold
39:17But can we just please talk about it later?
39:22And don't forget your ridiculous amount of condoms
39:24Oh, you can keep them
39:25You'll need them to go and fuck yourself
39:27Put your seatbelt down
39:33Are you sure you don't want to go to the sand?
39:38Or I can make a cheeky little 111 call
39:40Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine
39:41That's the main thing really
39:44And the fact that we did it
39:46We did London to Singapore
39:47I'm happy
39:48Man, this show is so cheesy
39:51Yeah, but you love it though
39:53After 50 days
39:54We've had a fantastic time together
39:58We've bonded more than even as we really expected
40:01Definitely
40:02Ultimately, we're a success
40:04What we've seen and what we've done along the way
40:08Is priceless
40:09Before this journey, we were estranged father and son, really
40:13Now we are father and son
40:16Okay, maybe it's a little too sloppy
40:18But I think now we are friends as well
40:21Get my hug
40:22Are you crying?
40:26No, I'm just high
40:28What an amazing journey it's been
40:31What a phenomenal time we've had together
40:33I will change it all
40:35Look who's here
40:44I'm not gay
40:52You're not my dad
40:54Oh no
41:08Oh no, no, no, no
41:09No, no, no, no, no, no
41:13Brownies
41:24Hello
41:39Hello
41:40Hello
41:41Hello
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41:44Hello
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42:02Hello
42:03Hello
42:04Hello
42:05Hello
42:06Hello
42:07Hello
42:08Hello
42:09You left these in my car?
42:19Look, Bea.
42:24Bea, am I dragging myself up these stairs or what?
42:26Help, please.
42:28See you around.
42:39Oh, my God.
42:54So, yeah, it was my dad's birthday.
42:57That was pretty cool.
42:58And then I had this one person over,
43:01and she literally had, like, a grenade of condoms.
43:03She had tears in me.
43:05Why are boys so shit?
43:09It's in their DNA.
43:12I know you don't want to talk about it,
43:14but it might help.
43:16You call me performative.
43:18Who doesn't like a performance in bed?
43:20No, he was talking about the portrait.
43:21Basically saying I was putting him on a show.
43:24Maybe he's got a point.
43:26I think it's run its course now, don't you?
43:31But you signed it, so...
43:32Yeah, so you stopped bugging me.
43:34It's a new week.
43:35Everyone's moved on.
43:37So should you.
43:38Let it go, babes.
43:42Look at the mirror
43:44Could you see
43:45Scandaline
43:47Look at how I've done wrong
43:53When the deepest reflection
43:56Sees the place where we went
44:00Take me down below
44:04And I can't see the day
44:09But I can feel it clearly
44:12Waiting on my blood
44:17need a vow
44:18You change your sport
44:19You change something like that
44:21You change my mind
44:22Can't understand
44:23Gimme the life
44:23Don't use the shine
44:24That part of you
44:24You change what you need
44:25It's YOURSB
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