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Davey & Jonesie's Locker Season 1 Episode 4- Beyond Hunger Dome - FULL
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00:00It's coming!
00:12We're almost there. We're not going to make it.
00:14Yes, we are.
00:20Yeah!
00:20Yeah!
00:21Yeah!
00:33On the board, partner, you could be the caboose.
00:40The shell is obsessed with us!
00:43I know! It's like get a dog or something.
00:45Okay, whatever the deal with this world is, we just have to lay low and blend in.
00:50Okay, no anomalies.
00:52One thousand percent.
00:53I mean, it was way too close last time.
00:58It's them!
00:59More running?
01:00Charge!
01:07Why are people always chasing us?
01:17There you are!
01:18Camille, can you help us?
01:20If I know, come with me.
01:21Okay, no time for wardrobe change, game pieces, you'll be fine.
01:24Woo!
01:25Thanks!
01:26Are you worried?
01:27Are you worried?
01:28Are you worried?
01:31Are you worried?
01:32Are you ready?
01:47Ladies and gentlemen, Lady Thunder and the Lightning King!
01:54Today, at fifth period, our two toughest fighters go head to head.
02:02Gym Class isn't for the weak. I'd train my body to be a weapon of mass destruction.
02:11Dark. Cool, but dark.
02:14To survive in the Hunger Dome, you have to be ruthless, fast, and more than anything, hungry!
02:22Are my teeth fired?
02:24Prepare to be eaten for breakfast, Lightning Kid. Literally.
02:27Look out, Lady Thunder, because you're about to get struck by lightning to death!
02:33The ultimate grudge map, today, at fifth period. Don't miss it.
02:38Some restrictions apply, no refunds. Death not guaranteed by organizers.
02:41That's open to Florida. Any questions?
02:50You there, in the front.
02:51Rip It Times, online edition.
02:54Lightning Kid, you recently claimed that you'd kick Lady Thunder's face directly into the sun.
02:59Can you elaborate?
03:08Um, yeah.
03:10Uh-oh, brother.
03:12I-I'm-I'm gonna get you, brother, and-and-and then I'm gonna rip ya, brother, and-and then I'm gonna get ya, brother.
03:22Brother, yeah, yeah, and I'm-I'm gonna rip ya, and-and chew ya, and then I'm gonna rip ya again.
03:28That's what I'm gonna do, brother.
03:30Err!
03:30Err!
03:32Um, okay.
03:35That's good.
03:35I think that's really good.
03:36Lady Thunder, your-your rebuttal?
03:38It's my turn.
03:39Yep, it's your turn.
03:40That was my turn.
03:44Oh, brother!
03:45Thank you so much for that wonderful intro-for that wonderful introduction, brother!
03:50And I'm gonna, that's right, cut you up in little pieces and serve you on a nice plate and eat it for dinner.
04:01I am doing Hulk Hogan.
04:02What are you doing?
04:03I barely know who that is.
04:04I'm also doing Hulk Hogan.
04:06Okay, awesome.
04:07Dad, I'll see you there, Greg.
04:07Okay?
04:08You're going down!
04:09You're going, brother!
04:10Also going down, brother!
04:13I'm gonna punch you in the tummy, brother!
04:16No, brother!
04:17Don't do that, brother!
04:18I must, because I-I hate you, brother!
04:21Oh, brother, please don't!
04:23Oh, brother!
04:24Brother!
04:34Okay, that's the fastest anomaly we've ever caused.
04:39Vice Principal Mason, what are you doing in the belowlands?
04:41It's not safe.
04:42I'm fine.
04:43Run along.
04:44With respect, I cannot.
04:45I'll escort you to the faculty lounge and find you more appropriate attire.
04:54That's enough questions for today, but they'll be refreshed and ready for their big
04:59fifth period grudge match where only one survives!
05:04Only one survives!
05:06Only one survives!
05:08Maybe two survives!
05:09Only one survives!
05:17Um, hey!
05:18Hey, bestie.
05:19Quick cue.
05:21How tight are we to having that, uh, that grudge match today?
05:24Yeah, maybe we need, like, your schedules, and, like, your days, like a Wednesday.
05:27Like a Wednesday.
05:28Yeah, totally.
05:28Fight of the century when students and faculty alike cry out for blood?
05:32Absolutely not.
05:35Okay, um, could you just point us in the direction of Mr. Schneider?
05:38A home worker?
05:39Obviously he's in the faculty lounge, but why would you-
05:41Just pop in there and then say, like, ha?
05:43Students, in the faculty lounge, are you concussed?
05:46Yes.
05:46No.
05:47Yes.
05:48Maybe we do need to cancel the vet after all.
05:50Yes.
05:50Yes, yes.
05:51Just kidding.
05:53The more concussed, the better.
06:06Welcome back to the high seat of the faculty, Ms. Mason.
06:09Please run into the belowlands again unless escorted by a hall monitor.
06:13For your own protection.
06:17Hello, Steven.
06:24Hello, Cheryl.
06:26What are you doing here?
06:27Can it.
06:30You and I both know the Davy and Jonesy who gave that press conference
06:34are not the Davy and Jonesy from this world.
06:38Why ever would you say that?
06:42Oh, brother.
06:43You ever see this thing just go right in your face?
06:46Hide.
06:46Oh, that, that's, that's, that's smack talk.
06:50Oh, brother, bring me another putty four or I'll use it to slap.
06:53God.
06:53I know you built the portal.
06:57I know you're helping those girls.
07:00And as soon as I can prove that, I'm gonna finish what I started years ago and make sure
07:07every single version of you is burbling away at the bottom of a tank.
07:13I know you're going to do it.
07:14Careful what you say, Cheryl.
07:17That's going to cause an anomaly.
07:19I'd hate for you to lose face with your precious superiors at Mars.
07:22Presenting the principal.
07:28Hello.
07:29Thanks, guys.
07:37Vice principal Mason.
07:38How good of you to join us.
07:41Escort vice principal Mason to the VIP area.
07:44She and I need to have a private chat.
07:47Why did they have to come to this world and on crab puff day?
08:05Hey.
08:05You two.
08:07Get up here.
08:08No, you come down here.
08:10We're not asking.
08:10Come down.
08:11I cannot go up there.
08:13If we can get up here, then you can get up here.
08:14I am under no circumstances going up there.
08:19You know, I just got this lab coat pressed.
08:22Oh my god, a Schneider who cares more about his outfit than an anomaly.
08:25Refreshing.
08:26Dude, Cheryl's here.
08:27Oh, I know.
08:29Brother, we all saw the interview.
08:31What are we supposed to do, okay?
08:33We can't fight.
08:33We're best friends and we're wildly unathletic.
08:36We have literally never been to gym class.
08:38As far as the teacher knows, we've been on our periods every single day for the past two years.
08:42It is our longest gone, so you need to fix the portal now so we don't have to fight.
08:47Yes, well, I'm afraid that's impossible.
08:50Because your locker and my lab are located within the ride or die zone.
08:55An area of the belowlands that's restricted to faculty and ruled by a terrible motorcycle gang.
09:01There are motorcycles.
09:03They have one motorcycle, but they're very good at sharing.
09:08So, I guess that's that.
09:11What do you mean, that's that?
09:12That's that as in, oh, we die in the ring or get caught by Cheryl?
09:15You don't know what it's like here.
09:18The students are wild.
09:20The teachers have to be physically separated from them for our own protection.
09:23And we don't even really teach.
09:25We sort of just watch as they rip each other apart and we drink champagne and grade them on it.
09:30I suppose it's not ideal, but the food's pretty good and I do love champagne.
09:34Wow, being in this world has made you softer than usual.
09:39It's gonna make you even softer than a sea cucumber once Cheryl sees us not fight.
09:45Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
09:50She's onto you already, and me.
09:53Okay.
09:54Legend tells of a drifter down below called the Traveler.
10:00Perhaps they can give me safe passage through the zone.
10:03And what happens if you don't make it before fifth period and we have to get in the ring?
10:10You'll have to make it look like you're fighting.
10:13Legend tells, a separate legend, tells of someone called the Lost Winner,
10:20a former champ who can train you in the art of fake fighting.
10:23They say she lurks in the shadows of the basement.
10:26This world would rule if we weren't so completely screwed, okay?
10:30You go find the Traveler, go to your lab, and we'll find the cool-sounding basement chick,
10:35just in case you die instantly.
10:37Uh, what?
10:38Break.
10:41Yeah, how about you?
10:42I'm going this way.
10:43No, I'm going this way.
10:51Thank you for joining me in the VIP area.
10:53Do you know why the faculty respect me, Vice Principal Mason?
11:02No.
11:02Fear.
11:03Exactly.
11:04And because they know their place, just like I know about your little excursion to the belowlands.
11:08And don't think I didn't see you hesitate when you bowed.
11:12Whatever little coup you're planning, it's not going to work.
11:16Better administrative faculty have tried, and I always find a way to
11:21immobilize them.
11:24Freshman.
11:26Is this poison?
11:32Vice Principal Mason, so paranoid.
11:35No, but if it makes you feel better, why don't we switch?
11:39No, you drink from both.
11:44Can we get two more, please?
11:45Yeah.
11:47These are warm.
11:48I love your hat.
11:52This is only a quarter portion.
12:07I have a fight today.
12:08Price has gone up.
12:09Talk to me when you've got a couple of A's.
12:13I'll bet you one A-minus in math.
12:15And raise you a B in world history.
12:19What are you doing here, home worker?
12:34Here to give us more homework?
12:39You can't.
12:40I'm here to see the one they call the Traveler.
12:52I'm right behind you.
12:53I'm sorry, I moved.
12:56Hi.
13:05I can get you through the ride or die zone.
13:08First, you gotta give me what I asked for.
13:10Are you sure?
13:12I can get you a couple of B's in physics, maybe an A in bio.
13:15Bio is a soft science for people who can't do math.
13:18Give me what I want.
13:20Okay.
13:22One, um, bag of wet hair.
13:27I can't imagine why you would want it.
13:29It's for me to know and for you to find out.
13:30Oh, I never want to find him.
13:32Listen!
13:33If you want to get through the zone, you've got to do everything I say.
13:36Got it?
13:46I like the taste.
13:50Oh, these are the dumbest outfits we have to wear today.
13:52Who do you think the former champ is?
13:53Three, two, one.
13:55Alexis, because they're so cool in every single universe, unlike Sierra.
14:00No, no, Sierra's here.
14:08Hey, Sierra, that's a cool eye patch.
14:12Yeah, we're actually just here waiting for the long-lost winner.
14:15And that's why you don't make assumptions.
14:23So, the school's greatest enemies are secretly the greatest of friends.
14:29Tale as old as time.
14:30Yes, and actually time is a factor, so we don't need to delve into anyone's backstory.
14:34You know, I had to fight my friend once.
14:36Okay, awesome.
14:36My best friend.
14:39Friend.
14:39You'd a friend?
14:41Sorry, that was rude.
14:42You'd a friend?
14:43We were picked to fight each other in the arena.
14:46Two besties forced into the fray.
14:49Only we fought for real.
14:53I won.
14:55But I didn't feel like it.
14:57What happened to your friend?
15:00Same as what happened to the others.
15:03They were taken to the locker room.
15:05Never to be seen again.
15:12Why didn't you guys just, like, fake fight or choreograph something,
15:15so you never actually have to fight?
15:17Isn't that your whole thing?
15:18Somebody told us that today.
15:20I'll just get started, right?
15:26The key to fake fighting is embodying the lie.
15:29Lights up, lights up, lights up.
15:31You have to be the part.
15:33Prepare for battle.
15:34Fits up.
15:34Look the part.
15:35Neil sent me in here because they're supposed to be some sort of makeover.
15:42Hi.
15:45You can call me the transformer.
15:47Because you make costumes that transform warriors for battle.
15:51Yeah, I got there.
15:53Okay, Mr. Transformer.
15:56What are we waiting for?
15:57First, master the art of circling.
16:02The longer you circle, the more tension you build, and the less you fight.
16:05Counterclockwise.
16:08Counter, counterclockwise.
16:11No, it's the reverse.
16:15Battle isn't just combat.
16:17It's a story.
16:19It's pageantry.
16:20It's a dance.
16:21Can we just skip this over with?
16:26Are you skipping?
16:26A little bow to the legs.
16:27Yeah, a little.
16:28Okay.
16:28No, this is the mood.
16:29This is how they, this is what it looks like.
16:31Next, to sell your fake fight, you have to sell your fake pain.
16:34Attack!
16:39Ow.
16:40No.
16:49Don't forget to let them see you sweat.
16:52Always let them see you cry.
16:54Oh, fuck!
16:59Ow!
16:59Daisy!
17:00Oh, my toesie!
17:01Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
17:03Ah, I got that!
17:10Get it?
17:12Lightning.
17:13Because you're the lightning.
17:15Dude, yes, it could not be more on the nose.
17:18That's perfect.
17:24Can't wait to wear it.
17:25Right.
17:38You both look like champions.
17:39Idiots.
17:41Oh!
17:43And I've built a little surprise into each one of your suits.
17:47It will reveal itself when the time is right.
17:54Good luck.
17:57I'm gonna barf.
17:58Are you gonna barf?
17:59Where is Schneider?
18:00What is about to start?
18:01You got this.
18:03The art of circling and the power of your friendship are all you need.
18:07Yeah.
18:08And if anyone can fake doing one thing in order to avoid doing another thing,
18:12it's us.
18:13Let's go.
18:13Let the Schrodinger High Hunker Dome games begin!
18:38Seriously, where is Schneider?
18:40Remind me again why you're the one in the disguise.
18:46Sleight of hand.
18:48That doesn't answer my question.
18:50Hey!
18:52Not just anyone can walk into the ride or die zone.
18:56Don't worry.
18:57Me.
18:59Joyce.
19:04Run, Schneider!
19:05What?
19:07How was that the plan?
19:10Looks like we've got ourselves a home worker.
19:12Hey, hey.
19:13Bring me...
19:15the bike.
19:20Show me your high!
19:21Are you ready to eat the first to trip, you?
19:24I bring you the Red Shirts Marauder!
19:36And now, make some noise for...
19:38Boulderfist Jenkins!
19:43Okay, well, maybe this will be really long.
19:45Oh, no!
19:49Battle.
19:51And now, to the locker room, forever.
19:54Yeah!
20:02Let's see what the faculty has to say.
20:03Oh, overall a B minus.
20:07Thank you faculty. And dare I say, you are looking absolutely stunning today in the gallery.
20:13Loving the hair, Debbie. It's giving con candies, giving Cloudy. I just want to eat you up.
20:19And Vice Principal Mason, you are looking absolutely impeccable in the gallery as well.
20:24Good for you.
20:25Okay, remember, just keep circling as long as you can.
20:29Right, because the more we circle, the less we have to fight.
20:31Yeah, yeah.
20:31And now, the fights you've all been waiting for.
20:36Lady Thunder and the Lightning Kid, both cunning, dangerous, power, hungry women.
20:42Sound familiar, Vice Principal Mason?
20:44Oh, don't roll your eyes at me.
20:46You really think you have what it takes to be the principal?
20:49I'll have you know that controlling the games requires a masterful set of skills
20:53that only opposites. Now, to choose the arena.
20:59Which one shall I choose?
21:04Maybe I'll choose a...
21:08Oh, hello.
21:10Did you all see that?
21:14Why is the arena making that tough?
21:16This has never happened before.
21:19Let's watch what's the hardest arena.
21:30How are we supposed to circle on a balance beam?
21:39Get him!
21:40Oh, no.
21:46Hey, hey, hey.
21:47It's my turn.
21:48Get off.
21:483-2-1-Ghetto.
21:58Ah!
22:05Is that the bag of wet hair?
22:07Yes, of course.
22:08Sleight of hand.
22:09The lamp.
22:10Who's ready for blood?
22:18Let's lay the fist for the ravenous, the dangerous, the bloodthirsty.
22:24It's your privilege to make that one.
22:28Okay.
22:28How are you?
22:34And the wily, the strategic, the Davy-hating, Lightning King!
22:41Are you ready?
22:51Are you ready?
22:57Three, two, one.
23:00Fight!
23:04Fight!
23:06Fight!
23:08Fight!
23:10Fight!
23:12Fight!
23:14Fight!
23:16You've got some feelings.
23:18There's just no way to hide.
23:20Oh, Kelly.
23:22Yay!
23:23It's from a special light.
23:24The middle ones up your right.
23:26You've got some feelings.
23:28Are you so upset?
23:30Yeah!
23:31You're so upset?
23:33No!
23:34No!
23:35And you're not paralyzed!
23:37Oh, you're so upset.
23:38Yeah?
23:39Yeah.
23:40Yeah!!
23:41Yeah!
23:42Oh, wait!
23:43No, no, no no, no.
23:44What now?
23:45I'm sorry.
23:46What now?
23:47One flip?
23:48Nobody's getting out, we've got to stay.
23:49Okay.
23:50Yeah.
23:51Oh, I don't know.
23:52Okay.
23:53Okay, yeah.
23:54Oh, no.
23:55Oh, no!
23:56They're both standing on the beam!
23:57I'm standing on the beam! Look at that, folks!
23:59Ooh.
24:01Welcome closer.
24:03Good. Hang on.
24:05Yes.
24:07What did they do?
24:09What did they do?
24:11Circle, circle, circle, circle, circle.
24:13Now they're switching.
24:15Switching around.
24:17Back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
24:19Okay.
24:21No. Why are they spinning around like that?
24:23See, this is why you don't choose the hardest one.
24:25Ooh, ooh, ooh. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
24:27Are we moving?
24:29Yes. Yes, this is the secret thing.
24:31The habits of the surprise. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
24:33Okay, it's gonna be good.
24:43Jesus.
24:49No!
24:51No!
24:55I think that's proof enough.
24:57Stop right there, traitor.
24:59Do you really think you can usurp my authority and walk away unscathed?
25:03Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?
25:07Ooh.
25:09This has been a coup.
25:11I'm the principal now.
25:12Any questions?
25:13No.
25:14No.
25:15No.
25:16No.
25:17No.
25:18No.
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26:00No.
26:01No.
26:02No.
26:03No.
26:04No.
26:05Get off!
26:15Slight of hand.
26:23Shall we do a classic run for it?
26:24Um, I think that might prove difficult.
26:31Stop!
26:35Be chill.
26:39Alexis?
26:43Alexis is Sierra's friend?
26:46How did you survive the locker room?
26:48I talked the guard into letting me go.
26:50Been living in the ceiling ever since.
26:53They are so, so cool.
26:55For years, the faculty has pitted student against student.
26:59For what?
27:01Paltry grades?
27:02A B plus in algebra.
27:05It's time we say...
27:07No!
27:09No!
27:10No!
27:11No!
27:12No!
27:13No!
27:14No!
27:15It's not really catching on.
27:17So you're saying we should stop fighting because...
27:21Friendship?
27:22Yes!
27:24Who will join me!?
27:31But we want blood!
27:32Blood!
27:34Blood!
27:35Blood!
27:37Blood!
27:39Blood!
27:41Blood!
27:43Blood!
27:45Blood!
27:46Blood!
27:47What if we embrace friendship by taking out our bloodlust on the home workers starting with that one
28:00She's that she's actually the principal now so get her kids
28:17Great
28:28Well, he clearly had his own personal story arc
28:47Oh
29:17Oh
29:47Oh
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