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00:00Okay, folks, we are here with the captain, Ryan Whitney.
00:05What are the overall vibes?
00:07First year as a captain, what's the leadership been like so far in this
00:10pre-round kind of situation?
00:12It's leadership by committee, right?
00:14We had a great group of guys.
00:16Everyone got along great, we're lockstep on what we need to do.
00:20Considered the underdogs, they are the entire golf brand at Barstool.
00:24So, you know, pressure's on them, but I love our squad and
00:27it's important to get off to a good start.
00:29Kirk going right next to our eggs.
00:31Sandwiched right between them.
00:33She gave me some fireworks today.
00:35I'd love to be a fly in your group, Trent.
00:37Hey, Kirk, good to see you, boss.
00:40You said hi to me earlier, I don't understand what's the...
00:43Just saying hi twice.
00:44Just saying hi twice.
00:45Morning, Kirk.
00:46How you doing, Trent?
00:47Good.
00:47Good, buddy.
00:48Morning, Kirk.
00:51Morning, Kirk.
00:56That's why we play the game, man, this is fun.
00:59That's what we love.
00:59Fuck you, Frankie, really.
01:01That's why we play the game, dude.
01:02We love this shit.
01:06Oh, boy.
01:07You just worry about your match today.
01:09You just worry about your match.
01:10Today's obviously going to be intense.
01:11I think our match is going to be particularly intense,
01:13given that I really hate one of the guys I'm playing against.
01:15I think that'll be pretty good.
01:16I don't know.
01:17I don't think Biz is aware of anything, especially this rivalry,
01:19but we'll bring him along for the ride.
01:21I don't know.
01:21I don't know.
01:22These guys are...
01:24They're tight over there.
01:25What?
01:25Rigs are...
01:26They're a little tight.
01:26They're tight.
01:27They're nervous.
01:28They're nervous, you think?
01:28Yeah, they're feeling a little tension.
01:30They're trying to be nice and do that, you know?
01:33They're trying to just what?
01:34Be good guys?
01:35Yeah.
01:35We don't need that.
01:36There's no place for that here.
01:37No.
01:39No, we don't need that.
01:40We don't need that.
01:41What's the team project?
01:45What's the team projection?
01:46What do you guys have projected for the score after round one?
01:49I think if we can get the singles tied, we'd be very happy.
01:54So 2-2 is fine.
01:56You guys should be favored, though.
01:57Against us today.
01:58Now we're underdogs.
01:58Underdogs in the tower.
01:59Against the IR match today?
02:00Underdogs.
02:01No, that's a...
02:02You can't lose this match to us.
02:04Me and Biz.
02:07We'll just have fun.
02:08Yeah, yeah.
02:08I mean, that's kind of what I figure.
02:10It's a recreational round.
02:14What a match we have today.
02:16I know I got to play my dick off.
02:172v1.
02:18Frankie.
02:19Huh?
02:19Why do you look so hungover?
02:22Oh, I'm...
02:22Are you guys drinking?
02:23No, I'm just pathetic.
02:24Oh.
02:25It's actually crazy you said that because it's like...
02:27You feel great?
02:28No, like it happens to me at every bar so classic.
02:30I'll just show up feeling great and people will be like,
02:32dude, you look like shit.
02:33What did you get into last night?
02:34Yeah, that's what I was...
02:35And I'll be like...
02:35Thanks for the call.
02:36I'll be like, I don't fucking know, man.
02:38I just went to bed at 930.
02:39I feel good.
02:40I got 10 hours of sleep.
02:41I feel great.
02:42And they're like, oh my God, you look like you're fucking sick.
02:46Yeah, no, I don't feel...
02:47I mean, I feel great.
02:49So...
02:50Well, you don't look it.
02:51No, I know.
02:52Just easy to get in his head.
02:53Tell him he looks hungover.
02:54He's like, God.
02:55All right, we got Frankie here hydrating with the body armor right now.
02:59How are we feeling?
03:00I don't know what that was, all right?
03:01I'm feeling good.
03:02Got to hydrate.
03:03It's super hot out here.
03:04The thing that I'm dealing with right now and I deal with this at Barstow Classics is I feel real
03:08good.
03:08I show up.
03:08I say hi to people and everyone goes, did you drink last night?
03:11You look like shit.
03:12I went to sleep at 930.
03:14I feel great.
03:15Okay.
03:15I think it's just like my looks make people think that I'm depleted and sick and hungover.
03:21It's crazy.
03:22Yandel goes, what did you get into last night?
03:24I was like, I don't know.
03:25I watched like 90210 in bed.
03:27Yeah.
03:28So, I don't know.
03:29You got to get the hammies loose.
03:30That's the key.
03:31A lot of people forget about the hamstring.
03:32But I didn't.
03:33Thanks to my Noble Rip Stops, which you can purchase right now at nobleproject.com slash Barstow.
03:40You are known for mental warfare on the course.
03:43Yeah.
03:43Do you want to unveil anything that you maybe have in store or are you keeping that
03:46in the back pocket?
03:47Mental warfare is tricky when you're playing against two people who are stupid.
03:50So, it's layered, but it will at some point reveal itself.
03:55Let's just be patient.
03:56Yeah, yeah.
03:56I agree with that.
03:57We're dealing with a couple different things on a couple different levels.
03:59You know what I mean?
04:00Patience is key.
04:01Hit a couple of good shots.
04:02Even if you don't hit a good one, we'll fucking figure it out.
04:05Scramble.
04:05Scramble.
04:06We've been here before.
04:07Don't let any of the mental warfare stuff get to any of us.
04:09No, no.
04:10It's going to start.
04:10It's fine.
04:12So, I went right next to you on the range.
04:13It's okay.
04:14Actually, it felt nice.
04:16I was just piping my mini driver right next to you over and over.
04:19That's what's going to, you know, all the chit-chat, all the talking.
04:22Doesn't matter.
04:23Let the mini driver tech figure it out.
04:25I will put all the onus on the mini driver.
04:28And hydrate.
04:28Make sure you hydrate.
04:29Everybody hydrate.
04:30You got to drink some liquids.
04:31Even the camera guys hydrate.
04:32Some body armor's got to be drank today.
04:34Jesus.
04:34I already drank like three of them.
04:36I could just feel the sweat beads were falling from my forehead to my hands while I was taking
04:40the comeback.
04:40Yeah.
04:41It's crazy.
04:43I'm actually very interested to see how today goes.
04:47Do the T for who goes first?
04:57Yeah, you want to do it?
04:58Yeah, go ahead.
04:59I feel like that's it.
05:00Go ahead.
05:01Go ahead, Trent.
05:01All right.
05:02You know what to do.
05:03Yep.
05:17I think that's fine.
05:23Fuck.
05:25Yeah.
05:26That'll play.
05:26I think it's all right.
05:29That'll play.
05:31Kick it.
05:32Kick it.
05:34I don't know.
05:34That hill helps it out.
05:36Oh, it's perfect.
05:37I think it just missed it.
05:38Do you think it just missed it?
05:39Okay.
05:39What, Riggsie?
05:40Thanks.
05:40Thank you, Biss.
05:41Fair enough.
05:41Great start for everybody.
05:47That's my guy.
05:48That's my guy.
05:49Good swing, Kirk.
05:50Yeah, good swing.
05:51That's my guy right there.
05:53Thanks, man.
05:57Yeah, Biss.
05:57Yeah, Biss.
05:58Let's go.
05:59Great ball, Biss.
05:59Let's go.
06:00All right.
06:00See you boys in about 45 minutes.
06:02Great swing.
06:02Let's go.
06:03Let's go, boys.
06:03Let's go, Biss.
06:05We'll take it.
06:06We'll take it, boys.
06:08All right.
06:09All right.
06:09We're off.
06:10They had a couple of good ones.
06:11I'm not going to lie to you.
06:12Those were fantastic shots.
06:14God.
06:15Is he way back there?
06:16Trent?
06:17No.
06:17Yeah, Trent just poked his.
06:18Oh, he just popped it up.
06:19Yeah, he just poked it.
06:20So we probably should get out of the way.
06:22Yeah.
06:23Hey, I mean.
06:23What do you, what do you, I'll leave it up to you.
06:25I mean, I'm.
06:26It's 190 playing way downhill out of here, or the bunker's going to be like 140 or 130.
06:33What do you think?
06:34I don't care either way.
06:35You want to take mine?
06:36Yeah.
06:36That way you're leaning towards?
06:37Yep.
06:37Okay.
06:38Let's do it.
06:38I think we can get, I mean.
06:39We get a club lane.
06:40Yeah, I think we'll be all right down there.
06:42It's not ideal, but it's the yardage makes a difference.
06:45All right.
06:45I like it.
06:48Oh, I slipped.
06:49Fuck.
06:49Get down.
06:50Get left and down.
06:51It's okay.
06:52Damn it.
06:53We can get up and down from there if we have to.
06:55Let's see if we can avoid this one here.
06:56It'd be a nice start, wouldn't it?
07:01Run.
07:01Run.
07:02Good, good, good.
07:02Good, good, good, good.
07:03And run.
07:04Fuck me, man.
07:04Let's go.
07:05Okay.
07:07Down.
07:07Now scoot.
07:08All right.
07:09All right.
07:10It's okay.
07:11Oh, look.
07:11Oh, yeah.
07:11It's still going, dude.
07:13It's still going.
07:14We're all right.
07:15Oh.
07:17Come on, baby.
07:18All right.
07:18It's all right.
07:20No.
07:20It's all right.
07:21Hit the side, man.
07:22It's going to roll all the way down.
07:22Oh, God.
07:24If that would've hit that side, that would've been the funniest thing I've ever seen.
07:27I guess, like, not the worst mess.
07:28That's fine.
07:29Now it got down there, Biz.
07:30Yep.
07:31You're fine, Biz.
07:34Sit.
07:35Sit.
07:36Sit.
07:39Nice fucking shot, Kirk.
07:41Good one.
07:41Lovely.
07:42Stop rolling back, please.
07:44Stop.
07:45And then what was the thing that happened with him and Francis that we don't want to do?
07:48It was just don't.
07:50Don't tap in.
07:51Don't tap in.
07:52Any shot that you hit is final.
07:54So, like, if you go up and hit a shot.
07:55So, just leave it.
07:55That's over.
07:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:57Like that.
07:59Time to avoid a four and five.
08:01I just want to be clear on how to not do that.
08:03Just take a breather.
08:04Mark everything.
08:05Mark everything.
08:06Yeah, yeah.
08:06All right.
08:09That would be nice.
08:11Oh, sit.
08:13That flew.
08:13Yeah, that was...
08:14Watch this, though.
08:15See that brake bit?
08:16Yeah.
08:16Come back.
08:21Nice chip there.
08:21Beautiful.
08:23Dude, great fucking shot.
08:25Thanks.
08:26Great shot, dude.
08:27Thanks.
08:27I think I'm going to aim it just outside that dot.
08:30Okay, yeah.
08:30With pace.
08:31Knocking in.
08:31Or with...
08:32Yeah, yeah.
08:32Knocking in.
08:33If they don't make it, their next one's going to be outside of us.
08:35For sure.
08:36Yeah.
08:36For sure.
08:40It's a good pot.
08:41Oh, you're right.
08:42You're right.
08:43So, it's fast.
08:44It's fast.
08:44Real fast.
08:46Yeah.
08:46Just way less pace.
08:51Played too much.
08:52Good pot.
08:53That's good.
08:56That's good.
08:57That's good.
08:57Yeah.
09:00All day, Trent.
09:01All day.
09:01Good work, Trent, daddy.
09:02Hey, way to get out of there.
09:03That's good.
09:03Way to get out of there.
09:04Great job, boys.
09:04Good pot, Trent.
09:05Thanks.
09:06No blood.
09:06Keep it clean on the first hole.
09:08Good second shot, Riggs.
09:09You cured that one.
09:11Do you like that one?
09:14A little coarse knowledge there.
09:15It's like you played this thing before.
09:18I thought we were going to be outside of you guys for our third shot.
09:21All right, Trent, come on.
09:22We're calling that a win.
09:23That was huge.
09:24We're calling that a win.
09:28All right, it's time for our last match of the 2v2 scrambles.
09:31We have our final group ready to go off the tee.
09:33Let's just get right into it.
09:34Let's introduce, first and foremost, Team Riggs.
09:37From the 4Play Podcast, please welcome Frankie Pirelli.
09:40Next up, I asked him how he wanted to be introduced beforehand.
09:45He said, I'm just here for a good time.
09:47Ladies and gentlemen, Beef.
09:48Yeah, Beef.
09:53Next up, for Team Whitney.
09:55He shot a 72 at Shinnecock from part of my take and the Yak.
09:58Ladies and gentlemen, it is Big Cat.
10:03And lastly, the captain of Team Whitney from Spittin' Chicklets,
10:07it is Ryan Whitney.
10:08Let's go, Whit.
10:10All right, fellas.
10:13Let's go, boys.
10:14Flip the tee.
10:15All right, Beef.
10:16Oh, thank you.
10:18Good luck.
10:19Rock.
10:19We got him.
10:20Yeah, you too.
10:20Beef, play well.
10:35Ball, Beef.
10:36Nice ball.
10:36Beauty, Beef.
10:37I don't want a T1-2.
10:38Dude, that thing went right by my eye socket.
10:40Okay, let's go, baby.
10:41All right, blaze it up, Frankie.
10:45Oh, it's gone.
10:48Fuck.
10:48All right, Beef.
10:49That's why I need you.
10:50That's why I need you.
10:51I need you like that.
10:53Team game.
10:53I don't think that's going to kill us, dude, it's over on 10.
11:04All right.
11:08Okay.
11:09All right.
11:09Same spot.
11:13As long as we don't hit cart path there, we have something.
11:15We'll find it down there.
11:15We'll find him.
11:16We'll find it.
11:17If it's cart path, we're in trouble.
11:18We're in a lot of trouble.
11:19All right.
11:20Thanks, everybody.
11:20All right.
11:21We got distance.
11:22There's no way either of those are in play, no?
11:24Huh?
11:25Either of their balls are in play.
11:26I think Big Cat might be down on that fairway, to be honest.
11:31I mean, he was pretty fucking right as I was left.
11:33Like, I think we were both equally.
11:35Equally right and left?
11:36Yeah.
11:37That was a fucking terrible swing.
11:39I mean, I just don't know if mine cleared the heather, but I think it would have.
11:44We're going to be in the same area.
11:45I think we might be.
11:47I don't know, dude.
11:48I think they're so far back.
11:50I think that probably that, like, right edge of the green is probably a good,
11:53like, target market.
11:54Just a target line, because I think everything's going to push.
11:58Oh, that's a good swing.
11:59Oh, there's no draw.
12:00Didn't come back, though.
12:01There's no draw.
12:02That's a good spot.
12:03All right.
12:09Hold your fucking line.
12:13I'm still right there.
12:14God.
12:18All right.
12:18Green side bunker.
12:20God, that was pin high.
12:21We don't want to hit mine.
12:22Oh, I got it.
12:23Dan, I got it.
12:24All right.
12:24Let's go.
12:25Dan, you got a distance?
12:27I don't do distances.
12:29The field guy.
12:34All right, Dan.
12:40We get to place it, right?
12:41Yeah.
12:43Oh, look.
12:44Whit.
12:44What?
12:45I'm better than them.
12:47Perfect.
12:47That just rolled all the way down.
12:52Sit.
12:53Sit.
12:55Great shot, Whit.
12:58Go in.
12:58Go in.
12:59Go in for two.
13:00Go in.
13:01Wow.
13:01Dang, what a shot.
13:02Wow.
13:03Let's go.
13:04Let's go, buddy.
13:05Come on.
13:06Let's go, buddy.
13:06That's a phenomenal shot, Whit.
13:07Can we just stop for a second and just say that.
13:10My shot actually ended up being good.
13:12Well, yeah.
13:12You were flipping out.
13:13I'm like, it's a hill.
13:14He's going to roll down the hill.
13:15It ended up better than theirs.
13:17What a shot, Whit.
13:19See, that thing just, dude, these greens are very, very fast.
13:22Yeah, very fast.
13:23It's going to be quick once it gets there, right?
13:25Down to the hole.
13:26Kind of like how his landed right there.
13:28It's just going to be about judging it to get all the way up there first.
13:30Yeah.
13:36I don't hate that speed.
13:37I don't hate that speed.
13:39Oh, man.
13:40All right.
13:40It's going to be that way more.
13:41You want the ball in the bunker?
13:43Take all the pressure off Whit.
13:44I've got to make a pun.
13:52Sit.
13:54Fuck.
13:57You guys want to go again?
13:58Well, they're away.
13:59I think you should push all of our misery.
14:00No, you guys can go.
14:01We'll see if you guys can make a par to start a scramble.
14:07There you go, Beef.
14:08Putt, Beef.
14:08Good putt.
14:12Nice putt, Dan.
14:12All right.
14:13Good three, boys.
14:13Great putt.
14:14Great shot.
14:15Great shot.
14:15Great putt, Dan.
14:17Great putt, Dan.
14:17Well, that's one of those ones in a scramble if I miss that, and then it's like, all right.
14:21I don't even, like, if that was even going through your head, it was, I mean, it was eight inches.
14:26I'll tell you right now.
14:27Right, but I'm saying if I miss it, then it's like, oh, shit, now you got stupid pressure for no reason.
14:30No, no, no.
14:31I don't feel like that.
14:32I mean, they, I'm not going to say they got, like, lucky.
14:36No, hey, they had a good golf shot.
14:37But that, I'm saying, like, where, no, I'm saying where their fucking drive ended up is insanity.
14:42That it wasn't that far off.
14:44I mean, he completely pushed it right off the tee.
14:55So there's bunkers, I mean, it looks like there's a lot of bunkers out there.
15:01But I don't think they're going to be an issue for me out there.
15:03We should be okay.
15:05Par five?
15:06Par five, baby.
15:10Chop.
15:10Smashed.
15:11Yeah.
15:17Cover it?
15:17I don't have, I don't know.
15:25Cut.
15:33Ball, Kirk.
15:33Thanks.
15:37Beautiful.
15:38Yeah, nice one.
15:38Nice one.
15:39That rip is.
15:40We're good.
15:44Oh, we're good.
15:44We're fine.
15:45We're fine.
15:46Okay.
15:46It's in play.
15:47We're taking yours, Akirky?
15:49Yeah, we're good.
15:49Take a look.
15:49Akirky?
15:51I mean, I hit it pretty good.
15:52But then when I saw yours, it's fur.
15:55I mean, the cover, I feel like it's pretty far.
15:56Little into the wind, too.
15:57Yeah, I would be surprised if I covered.
16:02Oh, yeah.
16:03We got running.
16:03Yeah, good ball.
16:04Keep running.
16:05Keep running.
16:07Thanks.
16:12We're good.
16:12Stay out of there.
16:13Stay out of there.
16:15Yep.
16:16I don't know if he's like fine and kind of like we're having fun.
16:18I get it.
16:19Like a little sneaky side banter.
16:21I think he likes that.
16:21He likes keeping us confused.
16:23Or if he's ready to just fucking.
16:25Pound.
16:25So you think a three would just rip it up there?
16:27Yep.
16:27I do.
16:30Oh, God.
16:32Four.
16:32Four.
16:33Four.
16:34Oh, he's walking towards it.
16:35Oh, I think that's okay.
16:37You're like knuckled on me.
16:38I think it's just in the rough there.
16:39Thanks, Trent.
16:40Thanks.
16:41That was ripped.
16:44Get through.
16:45Oh, God.
16:47Should we just go here?
16:48No, let them, because they may, if Trent's ball's in the
16:51shit, they may play the one behind us.
16:52Okay.
16:53You got a ball?
16:54Yep.
16:55You happy with that?
16:55Yeah.
16:56Yeah, me too.
16:56This is good.
16:57Okay.
16:57You got it?
16:58Yeah, we're good.
17:00All right.
17:00Yeah, we're good.
17:01You're playing that one?
17:01Yes, sir.
17:02You're playing this one, yeah.
17:05Yes.
17:06Sit.
17:06Sit just a little bit.
17:08Maybe.
17:09Sit.
17:10Yes.
17:13Fuck yeah.
17:13Great shot, biz.
17:14Thanks, brother.
17:15Nope.
17:19Okay.
17:20Hit the mound here.
17:21Oh, my God.
17:23Oh, okay, okay.
17:24That went over.
17:24All right.
17:25Great.
17:25We got yours.
17:26Good team golf, brother.
17:27Yeah, great shot, biz.
17:28Great couple pokes to get us set up.
17:30These guys gone yet?
17:31They're going now.
17:33Oh, fuck.
17:34It's okay.
17:36I got you.
17:37I got you.
17:38Damn it.
17:39Yes, dude.
17:45Yes.
17:48Yes, dude.
17:50Nice shot, Riggsie.
17:51Nice shot, Riggsie.
17:51Still going.
17:52Come on, Trent Daddy.
17:53Come on.
17:54All right, we got it, Dan.
17:55That was so good.
17:56I mean, I don't know what's going to look at when we get up there.
17:58I think it's just past it.
17:59There's a rule.
18:00But I don't think it's too far.
18:01Fuck yeah.
18:02Better than mine.
18:03I know that.
18:04Nice shot, biz.
18:05Hey, yeah.
18:05Fuck you guys, too, man.
18:06You guys left it good there behind an uphill battle.
18:12Oh, yeah.
18:13Come on.
18:13Hold on.
18:15Sit.
18:16There's water over there, Dan.
18:17No.
18:18Oh, is that bunker?
18:22Yep.
18:27Money.
18:28Great swing, Frankie.
18:29Money.
18:29Swing, Frankie.
18:30Great swing, buddy.
18:30Money, baby.
18:35I like that.
18:37I like that.
18:38Oh, wow.
18:38Stayed straight, huh?
18:40It's a good putt, though.
18:41Excellent putt there, baby.
18:41Good putt, thanks, guys.
18:47Oh, my God.
18:48Oh, my God.
18:48Even better.
18:49Oh, my God.
18:50Even better.
18:51Okay.
18:51Great lead.
18:52Good touch, Kirk.
18:53That's good.
18:53That's good, boys.
18:55You guys are good.
18:55Scoop them.
18:59Break in there.
19:00Break in there.
19:00What a putt.
19:01Oh, nice shot, Trent.
19:02That's good.
19:03Nice effort, boys.
19:04Thanks.
19:05Knock in there if you want, Trent.
19:06Just pick it up, Trent.
19:07We're not going to.
19:08What are you going to do?
19:09Just pick it up, Trent.
19:09Can't make that?
19:11We had that talk on the first hole.
19:14How do we avoid that?
19:19Go in.
19:19Go in the hole.
19:21Good roll, boys.
19:23Thanks.
19:24No blood?
19:25No blood.
19:26No blood.
19:27Big third shot, Biz.
19:28You bailed us out.
19:29Oh, buddy.
19:29You saved us.
19:31Teamwork.
19:31Good teamwork.
19:32Yeah.
19:32That's it, baby.
19:33A lot of good shots.
19:33That's all it is.
19:35All right.
19:35Let's win this fucking ball.
19:37Do you like hitting like a seven iron?
19:39I mean, if we're being honest, I would go driver off the deck.
19:42Really?
19:42Really?
19:42Yeah.
19:43I mean, I just try to run it, but I can go, I can try something else.
19:47Let's get on in two, man.
19:49They're in the bunker and they're fucking 300 yards out.
19:51Like, oh my God.
19:52Oh, okay.
19:53I'm in the bunker with a club link.
19:54Yeah, yeah.
19:54We're laughing.
19:56All right.
19:56So I'm going to try to, I'm going to try to then hit it.
19:59I'm going to try to hit this shot like an eight and just try to put it in the middle.
20:02I'm going to try to get you to put me like a hundred out.
20:04Yeah.
20:04Well, that's unbelievable.
20:06Yeah.
20:07How much is that?
20:08Very lucky.
20:09I'm just going to mouth open to the left.
20:17That's a perfect shot, dude.
20:18Oh, that was a great shot.
20:20Great shot.
20:22Nice shot, Beef.
20:23Good shot, Beef.
20:30Nice swing, Frankie.
20:32Thanks.
20:34Getting on.
20:35Oh, that was perfect, Frankie.
20:36Nice shot.
20:38Good angle.
20:39There's a chance this goes five feet.
20:40I'm just throwing it out there.
20:41Just so we're preparing for the worst.
20:45Fuck.
20:49All right.
20:49Damn it.
20:57Go.
20:58Stop.
21:03Damn it.
21:03Okay.
21:04Yeah, that's fine.
21:04Yeah.
21:05I love you on a scramble, man.
21:06You're just solid.
21:07Your iron game is so pure.
21:09Just keep me down the middle.
21:10Let me just fucking go.
21:11They'll have a close one for birdie, but I don't hate this shot, dude.
21:17We just got to get it.
21:17This guy's a tank.
21:18So big.
21:19Just a tank.
21:22Look at that swing.
21:27Really good.
21:29Be good, Beef.
21:31Be real good, Beef.
21:32Great shot, Beef.
21:32Great shot, Beef.
21:33Dude, that's fucking awesome, man.
21:35Great shot, Beef.
21:39Oh, boy.
21:40Watch your ankles.
21:41Frankie butter knives?
21:43Uh-oh.
21:43He comes out in certain times, man.
21:48Whoa.
21:49Whoa.
21:52Oh, fucking A.
21:54That's all right.
21:55That's all right.
21:55God damn it.
21:56I was so focused on hitting it behind.
22:00I'm just letting Whitney down, and he doesn't even know that I'm going to try to hit driver
22:03on par three here.
22:04Like, what time?
22:05When do I tell him that?
22:06When do I tell him that?
22:07There's a big shot here.
22:09Went so good out of the bunker.
22:13Oh, Ryan.
22:14All right, all right, all right.
22:15Run.
22:16All right, Beef, we got a chance here.
22:17All right.
22:19It's fast, huh?
22:20It's uphill, dude.
22:21This is not a super fast putt.
22:26Slow it down.
22:27Slow it down.
22:27Come on.
22:30Did that?
22:31Did you pull it?
22:31I didn't know.
22:32I think I hit it pretty straight.
22:41Get in.
22:42Get in.
22:42That might be real good.
22:43Get in.
22:43That might be real good.
22:44Get in.
22:44Oh!
22:45Oh, my God.
22:47What a putt, Whit.
22:48Oh, my God.
22:49That was fucking...
22:50Oh, my God.
22:51You've got to hit the ball, Ryan.
22:52That was such a good putt.
22:53You've got to hit the ball, Ryan.
22:55They got a lot of pressure, though.
22:56They got a lot of pressure.
22:57What do you mean they don't have no pressure?
22:59No, they got it.
23:00If they don't win this hole, that's a huge blow.
23:07Find that hole.
23:08Didn't move an inch, did it?
23:09I'll just go dead at it, Frankie.
23:11Oh, yeah.
23:11I think that actually went...
23:13I think that actually went...
23:14Want to get mark this?
23:15Yeah.
23:16Yeah.
23:16That's good, Beef.
23:17This is a big one.
23:19Huge putt.
23:20You've got to win this hole.
23:24Oh, no.
23:25Oh, my God.
23:26Oh, no.
23:27Those are the ones you've got to win.
23:29Wow.
23:30Those are the ones you've got to win.
23:31Wow.
23:32That was...
23:32See, that was insane.
23:33That was a lot of pressure.
23:34We dodged.
23:35That's a massive...
23:36We dodged.
23:37That's a matrix style.
23:38That's basically a win for us.
23:41Fuck, Beef.
23:41Sorry.
23:42I can't believe we had that fucking thing.
23:45Even after I saw yours, I still went right center.
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23:59Oh, I just need that.
24:07I've got to keep my core temperature down.
24:08Yeah.
24:09Dual purpose, that body armor, right?
24:12Right.
24:13You know, you can drink it.
24:14You can pour it all over your body.
24:16Oh, oh great.
24:18I got it on my glasses, but that's okay.
24:20Oh, that feels so good.
24:22One, seven, one.
24:23Wind doing anything?
24:24I don't think there's much.
24:25If anything, it would have been helping based on the last hole a little,
24:28but I don't see or feel much at all.
24:30Okay.
24:33Oh, fuck.
24:34Flashbacks here.
24:44All right, all-time leader in Ryder Cup shanks, I think.
24:47I don't know if that was a shank, was it?
24:49Well, the next one.
24:50We'll compare it to the next one.
24:51Yeah, yeah.
24:53Yes.
24:53Yes.
24:54Oh my God.
24:55Be good.
24:56Be good.
25:00Good looking shot, Biz.
25:01Fuck.
25:01Yeah, good shot.
25:02Fucking blow.
25:04Would you hit six?
25:05Just a six.
25:06I didn't hit.
25:06I didn't go very hard.
25:07I went half a back shot.
25:08Perfect shot.
25:08Just a little poke.
25:09Ah, boy.
25:10Nice shot.
25:11That's your fucking head.
25:12Thanks, boys.
25:12Fuck.
25:13Come on, buddy.
25:15That might run better.
25:17That might run even better there.
25:20I think you're the guy here.
25:21Get up.
25:22You're going to go right, right tight.
25:23You might be pin high, Kirky.
25:24Shot.
25:26Thanks.
25:26All right, chip in a putt, Trent.
25:27Hold on, hold on.
25:28We've been here before.
25:31Six hybrid, baby.
25:31High stepping out of the gate.
25:33Six hybrid.
25:34That's a beautiful thing.
25:37Six hybrid.
25:39As soon as Fred Couples gets more hybrids, he gets more hybrids.
25:41So good.
25:43God.
25:44All right, we'll have to measure.
25:45I mean, it's not three feet away here, guys.
25:49Measure that looks like two feet away.
25:51It's like 30 feet.
25:52Yeah, they had me worried when they pulled that thing out.
25:53I was excited.
25:54I thought I was going to win something.
25:55Yeah, I think you land it just over the bunker on that green,
25:58and it'll roll all the way down to the hole.
25:59I know this is way closer, but it's also, this putt's just as tough, too.
26:02Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:03Yeah, because we're up above this crap, too.
26:05Yeah, no, no.
26:06You always take the closer one.
26:08Get up.
26:11Go.
26:12Go.
26:13Oh.
26:14We need rigs to fuck this one up.
26:15That's going to be short.
26:20That's going to be short.
26:23Oh, nice.
26:24Now get up there.
26:25All right, roll.
26:25Yeah, man.
26:27We can make that.
26:27Okay.
26:33I like that.
26:35Slow down.
26:35I like that.
26:36Let's try, Biz.
26:37Pick it up, yeah?
26:38Is he good?
26:38Yeah, so I don't know if I'd push it, but I would just put it a little higher.
26:41Pick it up.
26:41Just pick it up, Biz.
26:42Just pick it up.
26:42Oh, sorry.
26:43Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
26:45Doesn't matter.
26:45Three is two, two is three.
26:46Oh, you can't do that?
26:49These guys are assholes.
26:50Oh, no, I don't know.
26:51I'm not the golf guy, so I don't know the rules.
26:53It's a fucking exhibition.
26:57Try to get in my head, eh?
26:58Yeah, it's just cocksucker.
27:00That's just cocksucker.
27:00You're already in there.
27:01It's a fucking scramble.
27:02It's the rule.
27:03Don't be squatter-lawing in my fucking brain here, Riggsie.
27:05Three is three.
27:07So where'd you go, Bizzy?
27:09I probably went a little bit too much inside, so I would just maybe put it about.
27:13I'm going to get it there just because you're in.
27:14I would say a cup outside where I was.
27:23Beautiful.
27:24I mean, that was close.
27:25All right, Trent.
27:25Come on, buddy.
27:26Let's make one.
27:28Just a little right to left overall, Trent.
27:30Yeah.
27:31I don't see a ton.
27:31I would say maybe play it just outside the edge.
27:33I feel good about this.
27:34All right.
27:35Someone's going to make one eventually.
27:40Break more.
27:41Break more.
27:41Please.
27:42Yeah!
27:42Nice putt, Trent.
27:44Come on.
27:44Let's go.
27:45Come on, man.
27:47That is big, dude.
27:48All right, boy, Trent.
27:49That is big.
27:50Thanks, Biz.
27:51What a goddamn save, dude.
27:52Let's go, motherfuckers.
27:53You're a hero.
27:53Let's fucking go, dude.
27:55Nice, boys.
27:56Great putt, Trent.
27:57Fuck yeah.
27:59It's too bad.
27:59We've all played them so far.
28:00That's the only one.
28:01That's okay.
28:01Just keep it in good shots.
28:03Actually, just no blood.
28:05That was a one-up celebration for sure, but I just, you know, I got excited.
28:10Oh, that's a big putt.
28:11That's a big putt.
28:14What do you want to hit?
28:15Do you want to hit driver, dude?
28:16I, on this one, I could just, I'll just literally run it.
28:19I'll try to run it up.
28:20I'll, I'll, I'll like hit it so soft.
28:23So soft.
28:23All right.
28:24I, I, so soft wit.
28:27Trust me on this one.
28:28Next one.
28:29I'm just talking.
28:30The only thing is like, I knew this wasn't going to be a good conversation.
28:33171.
28:34There's, it's a small, if you can get driver in the open.
28:36I'm just going to try to hit it as soft as possible.
28:38I didn't see him coming, hitting driver on par three.
28:41Just so soft.
28:43Why not three wood?
28:44Why not three wood?
28:44I don't like that.
28:51Fuck.
28:55Went through.
28:57So right to the right of the green.
28:59Great distance by me.
29:01Yeah.
29:01Sick.
29:02I knew this was going to be a problem.
29:05Fuck.
29:05I should have fucking hit the eight.
29:07It's just bad.
29:07That was bad.
29:08That was bad.
29:09I knew I should have talked to him about it before.
29:11I should have talked to him about it before.
29:17It's so short.
29:18I'm steering it, Dan.
29:28I know.
29:29I'm steering it around.
29:30I'm not swinging.
29:31I'm sorry.
29:32No, no.
29:33That's fine.
29:33That had nothing to do with why I just steered it and jumped it.
29:36We actually might look at my lie because it's kind of in the same spot, but not in the sand.
29:45Oh, beef.
29:47Be really good.
29:50Where'd that go?
29:51Great shot.
29:52Where'd that go?
29:53Where'd that thing end up?
29:55I don't know.
29:56You want to look through a finder?
29:57It's like 20 feet, maybe less.
29:59Actually, maybe 10 feet.
30:00Beef, you played that 175?
30:01Yep.
30:02Nice shot, beef.
30:02You can go a little bit less.
30:03There's one behind us.
30:08That's chunky and short.
30:10Fuck.
30:11Fucking beef, man.
30:13Let's just go roll.
30:13God damn.
30:14Beef kind of stuffed that.
30:17Oh, yeah.
30:19Fuck.
30:20All right.
30:21Well, it's not a gimme, so we just got to make par.
30:24Oh, I'm out.
30:24We got fucking close to the pin contest.
30:26Holy.
30:27Go, beef.
30:28I didn't even realize it was close to the peen.
30:31Oh, beef, dude.
30:33What do I win?
30:36Right behind the hole.
30:36That thing fucking went right by it, man.
30:38Oh, I didn't win, did I?
30:41Damn it.
30:43Let's make a fucking punt.
30:44What do you think?
30:45This is kind of a direct shot.
30:46This would be easier for you, right?
30:47Yeah, but I want to do what you want.
30:50I mean, I'm just kind of leaning towards like...
30:53Do what you want, because it's all about...
30:55It's more important that you like the shot than me.
30:58Yeah, I think we're going to take the bunker one,
31:00only because, dude, what it's going to...
31:02These screens are firm, right?
31:03So you're going to hit it on.
31:05It's going to fucking release.
31:06I'm going with whatever you want.
31:08This is a harder shot.
31:08Let's take the bunker one.
31:09You think this is a harder shot?
31:10Okay.
31:10This is a way better shot.
31:11I don't understand.
31:12Dan, I don't...
31:13I don't...
31:14I don't hate this, so just give it your best go, dude.
31:17I'll get this up and down.
31:18Okay.
31:18I'll get this up and down.
31:22No!
31:23That was...
31:24I mean, that wasn't terrible.
31:25Like, there was like no sand.
31:26Better than the last one.
31:27There was like no sand.
31:31Run.
31:33Terrible.
31:35Terrible.
31:37All right, let's make a putt.
31:39So what are you thinking here?
31:40So like downhill, a little left to right?
31:42Or not much movement?
31:44I wouldn't give it much movement at all.
31:46Okay.
31:53See, there's a little left to right.
31:55Yeah, beef out.
31:56I like a cup out left.
31:58Okay.
32:03Go in.
32:04Oh, good putt.
32:05All right, we're still alive.
32:07Yeah, I mean, it might be breaking.
32:09Right here, Dan.
32:14No, no.
32:15That was great speed, dude.
32:16It just...
32:17Fuck.
32:18It broke a ton.
32:22I didn't even get it there.
32:24Pick it up, boys.
32:25All right.
32:26All right, even.
32:27What the fuck, dude?
32:29You keep rolling, baby.
32:31Let's go.
32:31Try it.
32:32Roll one, roll one, roll one.
32:33I like this.
32:33See, it's not too hot for you.
32:35You're fucking rolling right now.
32:36You're not sweating, dude.
32:37Dude, I'm going to love this shit.
32:38You're not even fucking sweating.
32:53Keep cutting.
32:53A little right.
32:54That's perfect.
32:54Keep cutting.
32:57Oh, yeah.
32:57What a check there.
32:58That's beauty.
32:59I think that's really solid.
32:59You're in the middle of the fairway, boys.
33:03Beauty.
33:06I'm going to stay on.
33:09It's fine.
33:09Yeah.
33:10One of those is going to be money.
33:11Yeah.
33:12So you'll see the screen.
33:16Great ball, Kirk.
33:17Thanks.
33:20A little short, but it's okay, I think, right?
33:21No, yeah, you're fine.
33:22Okay.
33:23I think it's a short par four.
33:27Nah, that's all right.
33:28We're good.
33:29Kirk's money.
33:31Sweating a little?
33:31Yeah.
33:32Well, it's 110 degrees, Riggs.
33:33It's not really the pressure.
33:35It's the fucking hottest day in the history of the state.
33:37Commonwealth.
33:38Riggs says to me, oh, are you sweating nerves?
33:41Yeah, that's why I'm sweating, Riggs.
33:42It's 100 degrees out.
33:47I think we can both chip this left and have it get really close to the hole,
33:52and I think this is the better play.
33:53Okay, I like it.
33:54I think we have to hit that one a little too precise.
33:55Yeah, I like that.
33:56I like a little bit of room for error there.
33:57Yeah, I agree.
33:59Same shot, same distance as the first hole exactly.
34:0180.
34:02Okay.
34:02Remember the dab hill there.
34:03Yeah, right down to my 52.
34:05Yep.
34:09All right, there's chunk to this.
34:11I'm going to hit a 50-yard shot 10 feet left of the green.
34:14Okay.
34:15And it'll get all the way to the hole.
34:16I like it.
34:17All right, pressure's on Kirk here.
34:23Kick.
34:25Get down.
34:26Love that.
34:27Oh, my God.
34:27Fucking love that.
34:28See what I'm saying, Trent?
34:28Oh, my God.
34:29Holy fuck, what a chip.
34:32Great shot, Kirk.
34:32What a fucking chip.
34:33Thanks.
34:35What a fuck.
34:35So that's what I'm saying.
34:36Wow.
34:37That's why we're doing the same thing.
34:38You had the right idea there.
34:39Yeah, I could do that in my sleep.
34:41Gamer.
34:41Absolute fucking gamer.
34:43Get down.
34:45You see the realism with which he screams?
34:47I know.
34:48That voice is coming for us eventually.
34:51Just keep yelling at his ball.
34:52That'd be great.
34:52Yep, okay.
34:55He's short.
34:56He's short.
34:57I didn't give it enough.
34:58I might run to the front, but.
35:01Almost, dude.
35:02Oh.
35:03A little bit more.
35:03It would have been great.
35:04Yeah, look.
35:05He'll land it.
35:05He almost wants to land it right in front of the green, I think.
35:10That's a good shot.
35:12Good shot.
35:12Putt.
35:13Yeah, dude.
35:14Sit.
35:15Sit hard.
35:15No, stop.
35:16Sit hard.
35:17Keep going, keep going.
35:18Sit hard.
35:18Keep going, keep going, keep going.
35:20No way.
35:20Keep going, keep going.
35:21Got to help.
35:23Where is this thing going?
35:26It's horrible.
35:27Okay.
35:27We'll make a putt.
35:28We're going to make that.
35:29It's tough playing a tournament where you're so clearly the 16th player.
35:33Don't put this in there.
35:34You're not going to have it.
35:35That's a good pass.
35:36Yep.
35:36It's a hell of a shot, Kirk.
35:37Way far back, but it's safe.
35:39It's fine.
35:40You're like 150 out.
35:42It's actually a good shot.
35:44It just took off.
35:45I would go like left edge.
35:46Okay.
35:47I think it's going to break right.
35:48It broke.
35:49I had a putt.
35:50No, I see what you're saying.
35:51It looks like it might just go left a little.
35:53There we go.
35:54What, Dan?
35:54All right.
35:55Now I'm contributing.
35:56Dan, what?
35:57Maybe three cups outside right or something.
36:01Okay.
36:02You know?
36:02From this angle, I agree with you.
36:04It's coming in this way a little bit, right?
36:05It looks like it's going to come in this.
36:07It's going to come in here, you're saying?
36:08What are you saying?
36:08From this angle.
36:09I think a little right, that would have been money.
36:11Yeah.
36:17Okay.
36:18Keep going.
36:18Okay, good try.
36:20Keep going.
36:27Beautiful putt.
36:28Beautiful.
36:29Good putt.
36:29Man, thanks.
36:31Sorry.
36:31Good putt.
36:33Want this out, boys?
36:34Yeah.
36:35Show me the line anyway.
36:36You're going to make this.
36:39I really thought mine had a chance there.
36:40It was coming hard left at the end.
36:43The whole way I thought it was going in.
36:44And then it just got it by.
36:46I might have jumped to that pond right there.
36:47I was going to go crazy.
36:54Pushed it and gunned it.
36:56So it's faster than you think, just kind of like everything else.
36:59Yeah.
37:01Yeah.
37:01I think I got it.
37:02I'd probably pick left edge.
37:04Yeah.
37:08It's dead straight.
37:09Dead straight?
37:09It's good.
37:10Dead straight.
37:10Oh, come on.
37:12Everything.
37:12We should be two down.
37:17Come on.
37:17Let's go to work now.
37:18Okay.
37:18Okay.
37:19Let's get our lunch pails out and let's go to work with that.
37:22I mean.
37:22Get that clock.
37:23Hey, can I get frustrated?
37:25Tough greens.
37:25Yeah.
37:26We're playing well.
37:26We're playing good golf.
37:27We're playing well.
37:30Okay.
37:32I think we have all pars so far.
37:35There we go.
37:35All pars.
37:36Oh, right.
37:36I'll do it, right?
37:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:37It's all square, right?
37:38Yeah.
37:38All square, all pars.
37:39Okay.
37:39Let's win a hole here.
37:40Middle green, split the pin and the left edge of the fucking green.
37:45Anywhere in that back area is going to just come back towards the front.
37:49Yep.
37:49So I did this yesterday and we can talk this through.
37:53I putted from here yesterday and I just banked it off the top so it's like.
37:59It'll go down to the right.
38:00I mean, you putted from 100?
38:03Maybe not that far, but I putted from far and it was a good shot.
38:07It's up to you, buddy.
38:08You can putt it at the camera, man.
38:09That's what I did yesterday.
38:11You just got to get enough speed to get it.
38:12Correct.
38:13Get it up there.
38:13Correct.
38:14I mean, I don't hate that.
38:16All right.
38:16Driver on par three, putter on the fairway, on a par four.
38:21It's unorthodox golf.
38:23I love it, Dan.
38:24But more left, the better.
38:25It's still taking that bend.
38:26Yeah.
38:27As opposed to being close to the right.
38:32No way.
38:33Come on.
38:33Go.
38:34Go.
38:34Come on.
38:35Go.
38:36Come on.
38:36Come on.
38:38Keep going.
38:39Fuck.
38:41Damn it.
38:42It was bouncing like crazy.
38:44I know.
38:44I topped it a little.
38:45Kind of an unreal play.
38:46All right.
38:47Unorthodox golf.
38:51It's got to sit, big cat.
38:53It's got to sit, big cat.
38:54All right.
38:55Oh, stop.
38:57Slow, slow.
38:59Slow, slow, slow.
39:03It's pretty good, dude.
39:05That's good.
39:06It's almost like it went too far up the hill.
39:08You want the yardage?
39:10Yeah, I think it's like a little 70 shot.
39:16Yeah, that's a pressure shot.
39:18This is a pressure shot now.
39:19Oh god, fucking idiot.
39:21This is a pressure shot.
39:23Like, Frankie has to get this.
39:28Is that deep?
39:29Is that deep?
39:30Get over that other side.
39:31Oh, fucking A.
39:33Oh my god, what a shot.
39:34Stop.
39:34Keep rolling.
39:35Get over there, get over there, get over there, get over that slope.
39:37Get over that slope, get over that slope.
39:38That's going to go down the green.
39:39Get over that slope.
39:40Yep, keep rolling.
39:42God, the thing doesn't stop fucking rolling.
39:44I just missed my fucking spot.
39:46That was a big time shot though.
39:48That was also close to being a tapper.
39:50Yeah.
39:50It was close to being a tapper and close to being a disaster
39:53if it had gone up the hill just a little bit more.
39:55Fucking green is so tricky.
39:57So tricky.
39:58It was so close to being a perfect shot.
39:59Yours was very close to being like,
40:01it kind of just was like this, as I thought if it went like that.
40:05I think the play is to hit it there, not long.
40:06I tried to hit it right over there.
40:08I tried to hit it right where he was.
40:09I think that would have been perfect.
40:10But it actually may have collected down to where you were.
40:12Yeah, that's what mine did.
40:13It was...
40:14Right to left?
40:15Yeah.
40:16Up there and left all day.
40:21Hold.
40:23God.
40:23All right, Beef.
40:30Good putt, Beef.
40:32It's good.
40:32Good putt.
40:34You got to give it a little juice.
40:36Yeah, they're quick.
40:36It's uphill though.
40:40Dan.
40:40No.
40:41Dan.
40:41Dan.
40:42Oh, fuck.
40:43It's a good putt.
40:45I think a little less hard that thing can.
40:46Yeah.
40:47Yeah.
40:47You feel like you smoked that or no?
40:50Yeah, I hit it a little too hard.
40:55Wow, that rips right.
40:58It's just right center.
41:00That's a bad fucking putt.
41:02Yeah, that's good.
41:04You can put one up.
41:05That was their sight goat, I think.
41:07No, we were actually just talking about it.
41:08We were just talking.
41:09We're doing the whole point eyeball thing.
41:11Yeah.
41:12You're making that.
41:13I'm playing some golf.
41:15That's why we play the game, right?
41:17It's time to play the game.
41:19We had a great chance to win that hole.
41:21My putt, I think I pushed it like five feet.
41:24Like, you had.
41:25If I just.
41:26Dude, when you hit or something like that.
41:27Yeah.
41:27But it just had speed.
41:28Too much speed, yeah.
41:29If it died in.
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