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00:00Rats
00:01Suckers
00:04Go!
00:06C'mon, get on, let's go!
00:09He had spit coming out.
00:11Kirk did?
00:12Yep.
00:13We in this bitch, lock in, hit a good shot, drink another drink
00:17I'll be honest, beef, I'm going flag hunting here
00:23That is elite.
00:25Look at this shot, look at this shot!
00:27I'm about to get a hole in one.
00:30What a golf shot.
00:31That's the best chip of your life.
00:32Best chip of my life.
00:33Let's go.
00:34When it comes out, that will be controversial.
00:36Hit me, please.
00:37Just hit me.
00:37Hit me.
00:38Just hit me.
00:55All right, folks, we are here at the 2025 Ryder Cup
00:58presented by Body Armor.
00:59It is singles day, and there is a stark difference
01:02in the weather compared to the past couple of days.
01:04We had a scorcher yesterday.
01:06It is now cloudy.
01:07There's some wetness on the court.
01:09The wind is stirring up.
01:10But I'll tell you what, if Team Whitney
01:12wants to get back into this one, it will not be a breeze.
01:14They are down three points right now,
01:16heading into the final day.
01:18And it could take a miracle for them
01:20to get back into this one.
01:27I texted him.
01:28I said, come on, Kirk.
01:30He said this morning, he didn't even look at me.
01:31He goes like, I think I can beat Kirk today.
01:33No, I didn't say that.
01:34I said I wanted to play him.
01:36OK, all right.
01:36Sorry.
01:37I may lose.
01:38I made it a little bit more exciting.
01:39We're going the, we're still going to win,
01:42but the entertaining route, which I think
01:45would have you probably playing like sass.
01:48Would you be OK with that?
01:49Yeah, whatever.
01:50I don't care.
01:50It works.
01:51This is the singles thing.
01:52That's kind of what I have.
01:54I mean, we're not going to be able to do it perfectly,
01:55because they match half of them.
01:56But you know, it works.
02:03Go with that.
02:04I'm going to talk to Dave about it and see what he thinks.
02:07What are you doing?
02:08Are we just winning or are we playing?
02:11We're playing.
02:12We're playing.
02:12You down with playing?
02:13Yeah, sure.
02:14OK, it's going to be you and Big Cat.
02:16OK, sure.
02:17OK.
02:20Wait, Dave.
02:21What?
02:22Do you agree with that?
02:23I'm down with ever.
02:24I said to Jerry, I'd leave it to you guys,
02:27because it's my money anyways.
02:29I think there's a lot of content.
02:32Yeah, it's better for content.
02:34I think we play.
02:35We need to honor that.
02:36Let's play.
02:36Let's play.
02:37We'll play.
02:38We're going to play.
02:39I want the history books to know that we could have just
02:41won this thing by the lineup, but we would rather
02:44win this thing with pulling our nuts out and dusting them.
02:48We're playing.
02:49Yeah, it's a team decision.
02:51Well, when we say play, like we could have fucked with the matchup
02:54so they have absolutely no chance.
02:56Yes.
02:56Yeah, we could have won it.
02:58Yeah, like no chance.
02:59It would have been done.
03:00Yeah.
03:01But we're playing.
03:01I'm fine with it.
03:03Better for content.
03:04Agreed.
03:05For the people at home, it's like it'd be shitty to have
03:07it'd be like Big Cat versus Frankie.
03:10Riggs first, BFT, and then like, you know, I want Whitney Riggs.
03:18I want Frankie Yandel.
03:19I want Dave Big Cat.
03:21We're still going to win.
03:23And if we don't, it'd be great content.
03:27Everyone here?
03:31We got to do them.
03:32Just do it now?
03:33Yeah.
03:34Who's first?
03:35So we got to flip a coin.
03:38Are you calling it?
03:39I'll call it.
03:41Is it heads, tails?
03:41Heads and tails, regular quarter.
03:43OK.
03:43Tails.
03:44Never fails.
03:47Ted's.
03:48OK.
03:49We are throwing out Dan Katz.
03:52Whoa.
03:54We'll go Dave Portnoy.
03:56Oh.
03:56Whoa.
03:57Whoa.
03:57Whoa.
03:57Whoa.
04:01This is going to be a hell of a match.
04:04We'll go myself.
04:05And I will throw myself.
04:06Oh.
04:09Keith Yandel.
04:11Frankie Borelli.
04:12Yes.
04:14Let's go, Frank.
04:17We'll go Francis Ellis.
04:18Kirk Minahan.
04:20Yeah.
04:21We're fucking playing today.
04:22Come on, baby.
04:23We're playing today.
04:24Come on.
04:26Arian Foster.
04:27Head golf professional, Beef.
04:29Ooh.
04:33We'll go Trent Ryan.
04:34Paul.
04:35Biz Nass.
04:35Yeah, baby.
04:36Biz Hinnett.
04:41Lil Sass.
04:42Jersey Jerry.
04:44And that leaves PFT and Hank.
04:46Henry Lockwood.
04:47We did it.
04:48What a bunch of matchups, Riggs.
04:49Let's go.
04:50Riggs, classy to do it that way.
04:51We're playing today.
04:52Classy to do it that way.
04:52We're playing today.
04:53Good luck.
04:53Riggs could have done him, Frankie, and Francis versus Sass, Big Cat, and who else do we have
05:02that struggles?
05:03Stan.
05:04PFT.
05:05And that would have given him three points and it would have been older.
05:09But he did the content way.
05:10He did.
05:11There's still massive favorites, but I respect the hell out of it.
05:13Dave walked out and he said, so are we winning today or are we playing?
05:16I said, we're playing.
05:17He goes, all right.
05:18Dave.
05:19I respect that.
05:20I respect that.
05:21Good luck.
05:22Woo.
05:23Last night, they were talking about the scoring and being like, well, you and Dave could have,
05:29and I was like, there is a 0% chance Dave and I have.
05:32We will not tie a single hole.
05:34No.
05:35We will have a winner.
05:36I don't know if there will be a whole putt.
05:38Yeah.
05:39They probably won't.
05:40They probably won't.
05:41We can see.
05:42Correct.
05:43I just picked that up, Dave.
05:44So how many do we need to win?
05:46Three.
05:47Two points and it's over.
05:48So we need two really because Hank PFT is an absolute mismatch.
05:52So yeah, two other ones?
05:55Yeah.
05:56Two of the other seven.
05:58And if we get two and a half, then it's a playoff.
06:11We're about to talk to some of the golfers as we are here on the Noble Driving Range heading
06:15to singles day.
06:16So let's go check in and see how they're feeling.
06:17I'm ready.
06:18I like that we presented the challenge, so we're doing it today.
06:23We could have locked it up with just the lineup, but we said we're here to win.
06:28We're here to win with a statement.
06:30But yeah, me and Dave were just saying if Dave can win his match, the numbers are looking
06:35really good.
06:36If Dave loses his match and I lose to Whitney, we might start to pucker up a little bit as
06:41they say.
06:42Weather isn't my type of weather, but sometimes you got to battle some adversities and that's
06:47what I'm going to do.
06:48How many putts do you think we'll take?
06:49A million?
06:50No, I think I'm saying there's a chance we may never putt.
06:54How many times does the ball end up in the hole?
06:56Yeah.
06:57Yeah.
06:58Noble is hooking it up.
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07:10Riggs gets a lot of heat.
07:11I've said this.
07:12He's way better than people think.
07:14I actually was talking to him last night that he, his swing's ugly.
07:18So if he had some beautiful swing and shot the same scores, he probably wouldn't get
07:23the hate he gets.
07:25But he's good.
07:26I mean, he's a legit good player.
07:28People say he's not a four.
07:30I don't think people really get handicaps.
07:32Like if you're a four handicap, it doesn't mean you're shooting four over a lot.
07:38But now if we want any chance at this thing, me and Dan have to beat him and Dave to start
07:42this whole thing off.
07:54It's an outside shot.
07:55I figured something out.
07:56Okay, we are here with Captain Riggs.
07:58Riggs, a very strong lead heading into singles play.
08:01What's the mentality with that type of cushion?
08:03Yeah, three point lead, which allowed us to be pretty fun with the matchup.
08:08So, you know, we could have, if it was a little tighter, I think we would have gone a little
08:12more strategic.
08:13But this time we just went straight down the line.
08:15We said, we're going to take your best against our best.
08:17We're going to take your Dave against our big cat.
08:19Well, we're going to take your big cat against our Dave.
08:22And that's what we're going to do.
08:23So Dave came down to me today and said, I got one question.
08:26Are we winning or are we playing?
08:28I said, we're playing.
08:29He goes, all right, let's play.
08:30All right.
08:31And you specifically going up against Ryan Whitney, the other captain in this competition.
08:33How are you feeling about that matchup?
08:34Yeah, I think that's one where I'm probably a little bit of an underdog.
08:37So I like the underdog mentality.
08:39I think I said that on Thursday last time we played against Whitney.
08:42You know, I think a combination of vodka and daylight cost me what could have been a victory.
08:48So this is a little chance of redemption.
08:50All right.
08:51Well, best of luck.
08:52I appreciate you.
08:54All right.
08:55Welcome everybody to the last day of the Barstool Ryder Cup presented by Body Armor.
08:58It is singles day today and we have four foursomes, two matchups in each foursome.
09:03We will start with our very first group.
09:05For starters, for Team Riggs, we have Dave Portnoy taking on, for Team Whitney, Big Cat.
09:10Then next up, the two captains.
09:12We have Riggs taking on Ryan Whitney.
09:14So, gentlemen, without further ado, you're free to tee off.
09:17Congratulations on the whole tournament and best of luck today.
09:20Good ball.
09:36Mashed.
09:37Mashed.
09:38Yeah, dude.
09:39Nice shot.
09:40Mashed.
09:41Great ball.
09:42I mean, that was the worst moment ever.
09:46I mean, if you did that yesterday.
09:48We would have maybe won the match.
09:52Nice, Dave.
09:53Beauty, Dave.
09:54That boy, Dave.
09:55Beauty, Dave.
09:56I like that.
09:57Nice, Dave.
09:58Nice swing, Dave.
09:59Looked like good golf right there.
10:00Yeah, right there.
10:01We should quit right now.
10:02I just take that in a heartbeat right now.
10:04Yeah.
10:06Is this guy...
10:07Nice job, Riggs.
10:08Is this guy your caddy?
10:09Yeah.
10:10No, not him.
10:11All right, thanks.
10:12John.
10:13All right.
10:14The fuck's over there.
10:15Let's go.
10:17All right.
10:18Let's go, boys.
10:19Go get him.
10:20I think I'll find it.
10:21Whitney with the worst drive of the bunch.
10:22You know, a little...
10:23Put the heat on him there.
10:24Yeah, way worse than you, a big cat.
10:25Do you see me, Dave?
10:26What?
10:27Do you see me?
10:28Yeah, I think you're right in the middle.
10:29You have no mark on your ball, right?
10:30Yeah, I'm just a tailor-made.
10:31Yeah.
10:32Is there a chance I don't find this ball?
10:33I thought it was just wide open.
10:35Oh, that's a nice shot, Dave.
10:36Yeah, dude.
10:37Great shot, Dave.
10:38Get back there.
10:39Get left.
10:40Go and get left.
10:41Yeah, good shot.
10:42Oh, fuck.
10:43I got the shot.
10:44I got the heat on him there.
10:45I got the heat on him there.
10:46You know, way worse than you, a big cat.
10:47Do you see me, Dave?
10:48What?
10:49Do you see me?
10:50Yeah, I think you're right in the middle.
10:51You have no mark on your ball, right?
10:52Yeah, I'm just tailor-made.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Is there a chance I don't find this ball?
10:55I thought it was just wide open.
10:56Yeah, Dave.
10:57Get left.
10:58Go and get left.
10:59Yeah, good shot.
11:00What the fuck is that, Dave?
11:01Good shot.
11:02He's golfing.
11:03I may have figured it out.
11:06I may have figured it out on the range.
11:08I'm telling you.
11:09So, like, I was lining up like this, and I just moved in like this, and then something happened.
11:15You know I'm, like, feeling myself.
11:17I pulled a putter in the middle of the fairway.
11:19Lookit, you didn't even know where to walk.
11:20No, I was just like, I'll grab it.
11:22Cards backwards.
11:23This guy's like...
11:24Backwards, we're not even close.
11:25Oh, wow.
11:26That's not bad.
11:27Pretty good shot, Dan.
11:28Yeah, that's fine.
11:29Attaboy, Dan.
11:30Yeah, Dave's on the green, though.
11:31Dave, nice shot.
11:32Thanks.
11:33I'm gonna drive down to mine.
11:34Yep.
11:35Look at this guy.
11:36Hits one greenie.
11:37I'm lost.
11:38I don't know where to go.
11:39Ups down.
11:40He's fucking spotting dimes eating onions all of a sudden.
11:42Where are you?
11:43I'm down here.
11:44Top of the...
11:45He's on the...
11:46You see it?
11:47Yep.
11:48Nice shot.
11:49Nope.
11:50Bad shot.
11:51made up.
11:52Oof.
11:53Little chunky.
11:54Boy, I thought that was gonna be okay.
11:55Me too.
11:56Oh, did you just go in the water?
11:57Water.
11:58What happened?
11:59Water for Riggs.
12:00Riggs went in the drink?
12:01Yup.
12:02Oh, you're alive, Riggs.
12:03He's on the...
12:04He's on the...
12:05Do you see it?
12:06Yep.
12:07Nice shot.
12:08Get up in here.
12:09Get up.
12:10Nope.
12:11Bad shot.
12:12No.
12:13Oh, I made a shot.
12:14Man.
12:15Oof.
12:16Little chunky.
12:17Boy, I thought that was gonna be okay.
12:19Me too.
12:20Oh, did you just go in the water?
12:21Water.
12:22Water.
12:23What happened?
12:24Water for Riggs.
12:25Riggs went in the drink?
12:26Yup.
12:27Oh, you're alive, Riggs.
12:28Yeah, yeah, below the hole, good spot.
12:34Dan.
12:36Dan.
12:37Ah!
12:38Great shot.
12:39Great shot.
12:40Didn't sit, did it?
12:42Did it keep going?
12:44This is bullshit, Dave.
12:47Those are, you've hit three great shots.
12:49I know, and I'm going to lose the hole.
12:51Why are you saying that?
12:52If you two putt and hit three putts.
12:54There's a lot of putting left on this hole.
12:56I just hit, like, three best shots of the whole week.
12:59A lot of putting left on this hole.
13:01If you told me that I could hit those three shots,
13:04I would have paid any amount of money for it.
13:07Shit.
13:08And I'm still in the shit.
13:13Ah!
13:16We're both better than I am.
13:18Who would have thought that?
13:20Who would have thought?
13:21Who would have thought Dan and I would be...
13:22Both on the green.
13:23The only guys putting.
13:26Oh, Ryan.
13:27Getting chirped by my own guy, too.
13:29Dave's like, huh?
13:30Who would have thought that?
13:36No, no, no, no, no.
13:37Come on, come on.
13:38Good putt.
13:39Jesus, they're fast.
13:40Let's putt.
13:41Try.
13:42Can you say anyone got a marker for me?
13:44He told me it'd be putt for birdie.
13:45I thought it would be pick it up, Dave.
13:47Hit it.
13:52Hit it.
13:53Oh, good try.
13:54Sit.
13:56I'm too fast on everything.
13:58Ugh.
13:59We should just quit after this.
14:00It's like we halved it.
14:02We, like, all nine.
14:04Nice pot.
14:05Great pot.
14:06It's good.
14:07I left so much work for myself.
14:08This good?
14:09Yep, you're good.
14:10You want to interrupt?
14:11You can take it out.
14:12Nice pot rigs.
14:13Great pot rigs.
14:14You guys have?
14:15Pick her up.
14:16We have.
14:17I need this.
14:18I need this.
14:19Yeah, yeah.
14:20Well, he needs to miss this, and I make mine.
14:38Alright, Dan.
14:40Alright, Dan.
14:41You wanna mark it?
14:42No.
14:43Smart.
14:44It's smart.
14:45Right?
14:46we're on the same we're on the same shot yeah we do am i wrong yeah yeah i don't know your call
14:52yeah i don't know yeah it's dead straight i don't know i don't have a marker here i got one for you
14:57you think that i shouldn't have a market i would say that that's that's good that's good i understand
15:01if you don't if you're playing that all right i'll say it's good i would do i wouldn't have
15:06why'd you do that bad captaining i would have never given that to me
15:13come on wit i need you i need you better than that
15:18i need you better than that wit well you stick to your own game then knock this in you get the tie
15:25after you hit the green which is crazy knock it in
15:29missed it okay great great conceited win needed that do you want him i you can't concede that to
15:39me you knew that yeah he fucking i don't know i was just golf guys these golf guys they play too
15:46nice with each other well no they're used to each other yeah i know i was stupid we can't do that
15:55when the guy concedes one and the other guy just has the biggest sigh of relief that's
15:59fine you gotta have my back there wit dude dude if you don't want to give it to him i know don't
16:05give it i don't play golf i don't know what do you mean you don't want to give it to him don't
16:08give it to him but when i didn't give it to him everyone was like oh you're not giving that to him
16:11like i was doing something wrong i don't know no no you're like no you do know because you go
16:15hey mark it like you knew i thought it was i thought it was mark everything yeah then well i would
16:21have lost anyway oh so you're saying he would have hit it yeah he probably would have hit it okay
16:26but it's mental i'm talking about the mental side of things i know it's not about it's not about the
16:33shot i know he made that shot i know i shouldn't give it to him but we got to be mentally strong
16:36amazing that's pure nice dave thanks yeah it's gonna stay right of it yep great ball dave thanks
17:04oh yeah he goes i don't want to say this out loud but i think i found something on the range
17:09fine fairway on 14 or that's where i was yesterday yeah that's all right and it was smashed
17:21yeah you're right in the middle of fairway you found something on the range
17:25make a fucking nice ball make a fucking decision buddy it's not about knowing golf if you don't
17:36want to give the guy a putt you don't give him a putt i know i know i know really i mean i'd say
17:41it's 60 70 that i hit it but there's definitely a big chance i think it's 60 you miss that putt
17:46no 60 70 i hit it i think it's higher i think it's 99 but it's not zero that you miss it
17:52i literally haven't put one in the cup yet maybe that's just my strategy never let you see one go
17:59in bunker okay good one 67 he makes a fucking seven incher hey that was a great swing dude i know
18:12that was good murdered but i just don't know where the fuck i'm gonna be
18:15it was no you're you're in the middle of that fairway and you have no treatment you can just
18:20hit it up and in front of the green yeah he's got a long way dude you did find some on the range
18:25more it's more in the eye like the the the t's who fucking knows but it's like i couldn't hit an
18:31iron to save my life that was by far the best iron on one that i hit yeah
18:35whoa maybe i didn't find something he's playing so much better than he did yesterday
18:44the fuck dave money great ball thanks why are you just good now
18:49it can every shot to shot could be disaster anytime but maybe not not today
18:58keep that shit up
19:01watch out wit
19:07that's fine god if that was a little left it would have chased up there
19:14no no no
19:19directly in the sand yeah yeah trap
19:24fuck
19:26i'll walk why are you doing this i i will say
19:31potentially i found something right as i was walking off the range
19:36whoa what is this i just you're just good now
19:38well it's hole to hole i mean i'm always capable of two two hole spurts
19:43you get relief but it's no closer to the hole
19:45and your ball's not gonna stay so it's probably where is it
19:49it's embedded in the hill i think you gotta play it is it a lot
19:52where is it
19:53you don't play it so i can't you drop it yeah so i drop it three times say right here and
20:01then i'd be placing it right there yeah that yep i think that's right right
20:05yeah can i bring it back yeah i think you can go club length in any way
20:09so i'll just drop it here and wherever it goes i play it
20:16yeah
20:18i think that's probably your best result i think that's legit right
20:22i have no idea but it makes sense
20:25are we in agreement this is my second shot
20:27yep what do you need um i'll allow it i think it's i think it's
20:32is that what a pro would do i think so i right
20:36come on
20:44oh you fucking
20:49wow that's right though turn turn
20:55bunker i think so i think
20:56trap i think
20:56or big cat go
20:58trap
20:59this trap
21:01yeah
21:01come on dan
21:02fuck
21:08that's a bummer
21:09yeah
21:09yeah real bummer
21:11god fucking damn it wit
21:13it's all right it's all right
21:17you gotta go wedge out of this
21:19yeah
21:19what a sand wedge or a pitching wedge
21:22sand wedge is fine
21:23just
21:23he's like
21:24flop it out and then you're
21:26in front of me right now
21:27is that dave's second shot
21:30yes
21:31he's just playing incredible
21:33makes no sense
21:35oh
21:37good shot
21:37get out
21:38atta boy dan
21:39i'll be honest that keeps him very much in the hole
21:41yeah 100%
21:42you're playing great dave
21:43he said he found something on the range
21:45yeah
21:46you're playing great
21:47thanks
21:49yeah
21:53real right
21:55kick right
21:55all right
21:57over or in
21:58just in that bunker
21:59now
22:00see now it's on
22:01that's very much back on
22:03you did
22:04ah
22:05you're pin seeking
22:06look at you
22:07yeah i
22:08like i'm mad about that shot
22:09like that's crazy
22:11shit
22:14that's good for you
22:15that's great for you
22:17get in the rough
22:18get in the fucking rough
22:19yes
22:20i need you to be in the bunker for a while
22:22do i have a chance to put this or no
22:24great shot
22:28dan
22:28wow
22:29dan
22:29wow
22:30dan
22:31go in
22:32dan
22:34oh my god
22:35great shot
22:35wow
22:36wow
22:36golf shot
22:37he should give you that based on the first haul
22:40i'll give him that
22:41classy
22:42great shot dave
22:43great seven
22:44great seven
22:45good shot rigs
22:50good shot rigs
22:50oh that's beautiful
22:52holy shit
22:53thanks
22:54beauty
22:55thank you
22:56did we just knock it out
23:02no he's about to go
23:03oh he missed it
23:06nice shot
23:07nice shot
23:08i'd kill for that
23:10oh thanks
23:11thanks
23:12spin
23:21spin
23:21spin
23:23wait did you take a practice swing hitting the sand
23:26yeah i thought he did too
23:27you're not allowed to take a practice swing hitting the sand
23:29no
23:30i thought you did
23:31no
23:32no i i didn't get it out
23:34what's the ruling on that rigs
23:36that's a stroke penalty probably
23:37i just hit the sand
23:38i said did you miss it and someone said he took a practice shot
23:41no i i said that
23:43somebody did
23:45i said i didn't know
23:46i think we're gonna need to find the audio of somebody saying he took a practice shot in the bunker
23:50did we just knock it out
23:56no he's about to go
23:57that's bullshit
23:58i don't know
23:59what's the rule
24:00we're gonna need my ruling
24:00it's definitely
24:01i think it is a late
24:02but yeah
24:02i i did
24:03i didn't know if you had a shot yet or not
24:05all right so
24:06it's probably lost of a hole
24:08i was like i don't know if you shot a shot
24:09it might be lost of a hole
24:10i saw the sand go up
24:12i go
24:12and i was like i don't know if you shot
24:14i go
24:14i go
24:15did he miss
24:16you just said somebody said practice shot
24:19if i said practice shot
24:20if i said practice shot
24:21then i will not do a penalty
24:23but you said he didn't go
24:24i don't think i said practice shot
24:25what'd you say
24:26i don't
24:26i think i said he didn't go yet
24:28i didn't know
24:28but the sand went up
24:30so i was like
24:30i wasn't watching it
24:31the ball hit the top
24:32rolled back in
24:33it was an actual shot
24:34yeah but i knew
24:35i saw the sand
24:36it doesn't matter what you saw from me
24:38it's i think
24:39i think
24:39he got misinformation though
24:40it doesn't matter
24:41that could be a guy saying yeah
24:44like in making him do it
24:45it doesn't matter what the person tells you
24:47if i said practice shot
24:48i will absolutely not take a penalty for you
24:50if you're touching the sand before you hit
24:52no matter what anyone told you
24:54it's on the player
24:55also yeah
24:56what does it matter if i said practice shot
24:58you misled me
24:59but that's not that's nothing to do
25:01so okay
25:01so you want to give him a penalty shot
25:03in light of current events
25:04there's a new rule
25:05misinformation
25:05but that's not
25:07he doesn't have to go off my information
25:08that's like gamemanship
25:09he doesn't have to go off my information
25:10are you in pocket with
25:11yeah i said you're good
25:13okay
25:13so do you
25:14it was a penalty shot
25:15or did i lose the hole
25:16so i would say give him penalty shot
25:17so we don't have to hear any
25:19okay
25:19complaining
25:20that's fine
25:20you made seven
25:21he's now hitting his sixth
25:23instead of his fifth
25:24that's fine
25:25so if he gets up and down
25:25if he gets up and down
25:26you guys tie
25:27and even if i
25:28yeah
25:28i don't think i said practice
25:30i think i said i don't think he's gone yet
25:32i don't even think
25:33it matters what you say
25:34that's true
25:35and i should just take this hole
25:37what's that
25:39oh you're playing it up
25:40you're playing it up
25:41i forgot
25:42leave him alone
25:46all right
25:46all right
25:46that's fair
25:47oh fuck
25:51run
25:51put it out
25:53i want to see if it doesn't even matter
25:55that's the tie
25:56yeah i know
25:57i want to see if it doesn't even matter
25:58so you can't even complain
25:59go in the hole
26:02oh my god
26:03go in the hole dave
26:04yes
26:04yes
26:04oh my god
26:06oh my god
26:07all right
26:07dan
26:08you tied it up
26:08i want to see him putt
26:09because i'm saving you right now whitney
26:10what are you talking about
26:12because if he
26:12if he misses this putt
26:14oh he's literally
26:15because if you missed that putt
26:17you would have
26:17it wouldn't even matter
26:18if you got a penalty
26:19take away the penalty i will
26:22where was it
26:23what penalty
26:26no i'm taking the hole
26:28fuck it
26:28fuck it
26:29i have to
26:29we're taking the hole
26:30you were gonna reap
26:31you were gonna
26:32yeah just to beat him straight
26:34you almost got me again dave
26:38you almost got me again
26:40i actually may have taken that with my ability in putting
26:43it was so funny
26:45i looked down in the sand
26:46and he's just got all these marks
26:47i was like what are you
26:48what are you doing
26:49he was just taking cuts
26:50he was taking cuts in the sand
26:51this hole is the diamonds direct closest to the pin challenge
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27:03i i know you can't buy it's like all right whitney did it i'll do it
27:08we're off and running
27:13dan sniffed that out
27:14he's like where are those where are those animal marks
27:17one one in the gamesmanship
27:18he said he looked up and just saw marks in the sand
27:21i saw you take a practice shot
27:24but it wasn't
27:25no you saw me take a real shot
27:26right
27:26and then you figured i was just in there just whacking the sand
27:30practicing
27:31yeah
27:31because i asked
27:33oh
27:37that was one of the worst swings i've ever seen you have you stopped
27:40i was trying to go soft
27:42i was trying to go soft
27:45then he literally didn't even hit it
27:47i didn't hit it
27:48you hit that actually
27:49i didn't hit it
27:49you actually hit that pure
27:51based on like pure
27:52i didn't hit it
27:52exactly
27:53i hear a drive
27:54that was a
27:54six mile an hour swing
27:57oh my god
27:58you're still playing great dave
28:00yeah traps don't count
28:03i can't do anything to trap
28:04get out of that trap
28:07cut cut cut
28:08yes
28:09what a swing
28:10yes
28:10yes
28:11what a swing
28:11this guy
28:12good shot dave
28:13animal right now
28:14i'm close to conceding this hole
28:15what is that one what is that one
28:16i'm close to conceding this hole
28:17look at the swing
28:18the worst swing ever
28:20the swing i've ever seen
28:21i've put out some really bad swings
28:22it's unbelievable
28:27looks like i don't have like
28:28i'm saying he hit it pure
28:29it looks like i don't have use of my
28:31my lips
28:32like i learned how to rewalk
28:34that was unbelievable
28:35and they're like here you go
28:36i've actually never seen anything like that
28:38that's what i'm saying he hit it
28:41dead pure
28:42fuck
28:43nice rigs
28:47oh rigs
28:48i'm close to conceding this hole
28:50nice
28:52what what did you what are you playing this you think
28:54what'd you guys play
28:55i don't know you're hitting
28:56what'd you guys
28:56don't talk to him johnny
28:58that was a huge test right there johnny
29:00that was the funniest swing i've ever seen in golf
29:02god damn it
29:04all right i'm fucking horrible at golf
29:10this one take him you're you're up one
29:12horrible
29:13oh yeah yeah you guys want to walk with me and my ball
29:15these balls are going fucking sideways
29:19you know dave you want to be a gentleman walk with me and my ball
29:22yeah why
29:24i don't know it's just right here
29:26you want driver again
29:28you can tee it up right you guys are
29:31what i can't tee it up
29:33no not tee it up i did i placed it a little
29:35yeah but you can give yourself a better lie than that
29:37all right give me a lie
29:39well i i can't touch it
29:40all right so tell me what it like sit it up
29:42yeah yeah yeah
29:43like that
29:43yeah okay
29:44like that ball
29:52couldn't have gone further
29:54with that swing pace
29:56that was right that was the most you could have gotten
29:59yeah right
30:00it went like 11 yards
30:01look at dan's coming out of here like oh good nice shot
30:09oh trap all right done
30:11wait are you okay with me conceding this
30:13what's he saying he wants to submit
30:15yeah he'd submit great shot dave
30:19thanks did you submit
30:21nope
30:21oh oh wait are you going or
30:24yeah yeah i thought you were conceding
30:26no i i i i need to change your mind
30:28sand yeah yeah
30:29what i need to actually hit a shot in the sand to see
30:33practice shot yeah
30:34you gotta really put this fucking close
30:37right at it
30:38looks pretty good it's gotta go short
30:40nice shot
30:43oh fuck you you fucking
30:46heads up rig
30:53all right you got this hole dave
31:07all right thanks
31:08atta boy dave
31:09i'm gonna make this thing dan
31:11yep
31:12get get clerk to read it for you
31:14get up
31:20i have two years to get good at golf
31:30good pot
31:32ish pick it up
31:34all right
31:35oh wow
31:36damn
31:37he stinks
31:38struggling right now
31:40i'm playing better than he is
31:41oh yeah way better
31:43right he's hitting it sideways
31:44when i
31:46when i
31:47like
31:48stink at golf
31:49i suck
31:50yeah
31:51you're gonna find it
31:52i have no
31:53middle
31:54like i have no like middle ground
31:56right
31:57it's either like good
31:58or horrible
31:59to lay back on
32:00yeah
32:00where it's like i know i can do this
32:01it's the driver
32:12i like that
32:14you're hitting it good
32:15great shot dave
32:24it's a perfect shot
32:26dave would be beating me
32:28dave is fucking crushing card
32:30yeah what
32:31legit
32:34no
32:39god that was close
32:40fuck that was hit good too dude
32:41do i drop up there
32:42yeah
32:43you drop where it entered
32:44and then you have to hit it over the water
32:48uh oh
32:51oh boy
32:52how about left
32:53is that good
32:54i see it
32:57i think it's dry
32:58yeah you're up
32:59you're on the fairway
33:00right on the fringe
33:01you're right now at stake
33:02but in front of it on the fairway
33:03that's water
33:07i'm a legit 20 handicap
33:09is that safe
33:11yeah it's safe
33:12oh my god
33:13is that dry
33:13yeah
33:13you didn't reach
33:15wow
33:15this is crazy
33:16look at the divot
33:16look at the divot
33:17the ball's there
33:18it's a wood
33:20and i'm hitting there
33:21that's one of the great myths
33:23i've been told
33:23that he was this great golfer
33:25i think i might be dry though
33:27is somebody fucking with me
33:29i now know what it's like
33:31playing with me
33:32i like people all over the place
33:35while you're just like
33:36what the fuck
33:37yeah well everyone's just
33:37trying to get going
33:38yeah you just wait
33:39like one shot every an hour
33:41while everyone hacks around
33:42it's brutal
33:43looks right at it
33:50no
33:50oh bounce right
33:52it might be wet
33:53wet
33:54yeah
33:54i think it's in the water
33:55it's gotta be
33:56it was just a hair too far right
33:59he likes that one
34:04where'd that go
34:08i'll see it
34:09he's in the water
34:10water
34:12water
34:16look at the dino
34:25there these guys are a mess
34:27i concede
34:28wow
34:29oh my god he conceded
34:31briggs where'd you go
34:32i think i'm in the water
34:34but i'm dropping
34:36did you go on the water
34:38again
34:38it went at the cameraman
34:41and then i don't know
34:41where it went
34:42oh he has it
34:44what
34:44conceit
34:45thanks
34:45he's gonna concede
34:46look how much water there is
34:47i know
34:48you could
34:50you kidding me
34:50that's huge
34:52it's over
34:53you're up
34:53fucking insane
34:54that you're playing this well
34:55i mean you were
34:57you were watered twice
34:58should i shoot this
35:00no but you're also
35:00yeah keep staying locked in
35:02no you can't shoot
35:03all right
35:04you can't shoot
35:04can't shoot when you concede
35:06no he can't
35:07it holds over
35:07pick it up
35:08all right
35:08dan did you concede
35:09i did yeah
35:12i'm on my sixth shot
35:13and i'm all the way back there
35:14he was on his second shot
35:15i can't
35:16i think he said i'm down here
35:17in front of the water
35:18you don't get many concedes
35:21on hitting a tee shot
35:22all right
35:25not much of a stance
35:28if it hits the hill
35:34i love it
35:35it will
35:36i might go in
35:38thanks
35:43nice shot rigs
35:45good shot rigs
35:46well i i would be beating whitney
35:50we thought there was a chance
35:51it was me versus whitney
35:52which would have been
35:54that would have been
35:55if you were beating him
35:56yeah he's a head case right now
35:57well he's horrible
35:59is that in the water
36:04is that in the water
36:05go in the water
36:06go
36:06is that in the water
36:07yes sir
36:08did i just go in the water
36:09yeah
36:10no way
36:12oh you are terrible
36:14terrible
36:14it's terrible
36:15you know we were an inch away
36:17me playing you
36:17we were gonna put our worst
36:18versus you
36:19it might have been
36:20it might have been
36:21you winning me
36:22beating me
36:22well i'd be killing you right now
36:24it's a head case
36:26yeah this is like
36:27this is what happens
36:28the golf game
36:30you got me working too much
36:32come on
36:37it ain't over with
36:39rigs are you going
36:40what are you going for
36:41uh bogey
36:42so i'm three in
36:44four out
36:45you went right in
36:46where trent two is standing
36:47what are you shooting with
36:50five
36:51you work
36:53you make them work too much
36:55you just do a podcast
36:57every week
36:58it's not very good either
37:04i mean i i i i i'm i'm i'm a i'm dave
37:09yet you're yesterday dave
37:14we've backed up everything
37:17we should have gone last
37:18get in
37:23three putt
37:24six
37:25six
37:26what are you shooting for rigs
37:28five
37:28okay
37:29get a little swagger
37:32i got it
37:33that was a huge putt
37:35that was a huge putt
37:37i'm i'm i'd be losing to dave
37:39oh
37:40this is exactly why unnamed is done
37:43because i need to play golf again
37:45get in
37:51nice putt
37:52thank you good read
37:53thank you
37:54you're up three
37:54three i'm three down dave
37:56with five to go
37:57big cat two down with five to go
38:01we're fighting though
38:01we're fighting
38:03big cat what happened
38:04you chucked the club
38:05yeah i hit in the water twice
38:07this is pathetic
38:08i would say frustrated
38:09i mean listen i'm bad at golf
38:10okay
38:11i'm as bad as i am
38:12i'm really bad at golf
38:12i don't know what to say
38:14for how
38:15like
38:15you're way better than i am
38:17for how
38:18little you play
38:20oh
38:21fuck
38:22i mean he's winning with bogeys
38:26yeah i know
38:27kind of sucks
38:37this isn't going on your handicap
38:39see
38:39this will be going on my
38:40this will be going on my handicap
38:41this is going on my handicap
38:44you can post
38:45you post scores
38:46post nine hole scores
38:49my handicap's gone up so much
38:52they put like an x on it
38:53like this guy's like cheating
38:54they flagged it
38:55yes
38:55i got flagged by the handicap
38:59nobody can go up that high that quick
39:02soft cap
39:03yeah i got soft capped
39:04jesus christ
39:08hang on
39:09everything is good
39:10bunker
39:11be short of it
39:12great ball
39:13yeah
39:14great ball
39:15great ball dave
39:16we should switch the final five holes
39:19me versus dave
39:20because it's
39:21oh my god
39:26yep
39:27alive
39:28that's huge
39:29alive
39:30big cheer
39:31alive
39:32i mean i would have conceded again
39:34big cheer
39:35alive
39:36i mean there's no water on this hole
39:38there's no water on this hole
39:38it's hard to hit water on this hole
39:44good ball riggs
39:46the man's swinging the golf club good
39:49good swing
39:50thanks
39:51maybe rough there johnny
39:54hate golf so much
39:56all right
39:56let's try another swing thought here
39:58worst amount of golf
40:03like
40:03i play six
40:04i play probably six rounds a year
40:06that's the worst amount you can play
40:07yeah
40:08because it's enough to piss you off
40:10and it's
40:10but like i'd rather play two or 40
40:12yeah
40:13good swing
40:14this could get me out of the internet invitational
40:17at least
40:18oh fuck
40:24nice swing
40:27don't get in the bunker though
40:29no it's short of it
40:30nice shot dan
40:31thank you
40:32that's a great shot dan
40:34great swing buddy
40:35just try to win one hole here
40:37buddy you're talking
40:38you're talking to fucking
40:39i know
40:40you're preaching to the choir bro
40:41i just gotta put a little pressure on him
40:42he's just having the time of his life right now
40:44i know they both are
40:45they're both playing good
40:47make him make one big shot
40:48we're playing horrible
40:49make him make one big shot
40:50good luck dave
40:52you're playing great
40:53you stuffing everything yesterday
40:56i mean a lot
40:57not everything
40:58but like a decent amount
40:59like this
41:01that's an incredible shot
41:02that's deep
41:03soft
41:03soft
41:04is that gonna be just
41:07it's a hundred foot putt
41:08yeah good shot though
41:10he's putting
41:10great shot
41:11easily my most embarrassing moment
41:13on the internet
41:15captain of a team getting shit pumped
41:19because i'm getting shit pumped
41:21in every match
41:22can't even make a bogey
41:24i think i'm out of the internet invitation
41:27they might have to cut me
41:28before the thing starts
41:29nice
41:35shot rigs
41:36great shot rigs
41:37thank you
41:38he's crawling back too
41:40oh good fucking read johnny
41:43you're on it dude
41:44come on
41:45yes
41:46yes
41:47no
41:48trap
41:52fuck golf
41:53what
41:55there you go wit
42:00go
42:02nice shot
42:03good shot wit
42:04shot
42:05rigs your shot was incredible
42:07stop
42:08i mean how am i gonna get out of this
42:10great shot dan
42:15great shot dan
42:17no
42:18great shot dan
42:19no
42:19great shot dan
42:23four
42:24i'm lying four
42:25you're lying three
42:26two
42:26you're going for five
42:27right
42:28yeah you're going for three
42:29yeah
42:29That's a great putt, Dave.
42:43Holy fuck.
42:44What a putt, Dave.
42:45Thanks.
42:47Attaboy, Dave.
42:48I mean, you're just playing insane.
42:49You're just hitting fucking parts.
42:50Yeah.
42:51It's crazy.
42:52If you told me I was going to shoot sevens, I'd be like, I have a chance.
42:55I'd say you would win.
42:56Yeah.
43:00Get in.
43:01Oh, my God.
43:02Great putt.
43:03That was scary.
43:05Dave, do you have two pars?
43:06Yeah, I think.
43:07Yeah, he does.
43:09Wait, I just said, if you told me that I was going to have a par.
43:11If you told me I was going to shoot sevens, you'd be like, I win.
43:14100%.
43:14And that's what I'm doing.
43:15I could be dormy in a second.
43:17I could be dormy in a second.
43:18Oh, the nine-hole match after this.
43:20Yeah.
43:26Nice roll.
43:27Is Witt's good?
43:28Take care of more, huh?
43:29That's good, buddy.
43:30That's not a match.
43:32Pretty straight, Clark?
43:39Par.
43:40Let's go, Witt.
43:40Par.
43:41Awesome, bud.
43:42Great hole, Witt.
43:42Par.
43:42Really, really good.
43:44Way to go, Witt.
43:46That's momentum.
43:47Yeah, that's momentum.
43:48That's momentum.
43:48I mean, everything is perfect.
44:10Everything's perfect.
44:13Is that in the trap?
44:14No.
44:15Just missed it.
44:15It's really rough right there.
44:24Okay.
44:28Fairway, probably.
44:29Yeah, some fairway.
44:30So not fun.
44:42Oh, join me, Riggs.
44:43You're going to be better than him, actually.
44:47Yeah.
44:48Okay.
44:50That wasn't very good, wasn't it?
44:55Good ball.
44:56Yeah, great swing there.
44:57There you go.
44:58I'm actually rooting for you now.
44:59A little momentum.
44:59Because, like, I appreciate that.
45:01A little momentum, Witt.
45:01Well, yeah, we're looking for some content here.
45:04Let's go.
45:08Made a big putt.
45:09Made a par.
45:10Hit a drive in the center of the face.
45:12Yep.
45:14I honestly don't know what the hell is going on on the tee.
45:16My balls are going straight as an arrow, just right down the middle.
45:19High and nice.
45:20Yeah.
45:22That's me right there.
45:24That's not terrible.
45:26You got something.
45:28How thick is that shit over there?
45:32The light card shit's next, but nothing else is.
45:34But that's where I'm going to end up.
45:35Can you hit?
45:36You don't want to hit three wood at all?
45:38No.
45:38I mean, I've been hitting the irons pretty good, right?
45:42I think it's the three wood.
45:44No, I guarantee.
45:47If it's going to be a three wood, then I should just hit driver.
45:49No.
45:51I mean, we got to go for broke at this point.
45:55But that's the driver.
45:56That's driver.
45:57Watch out.
45:58Dan's going for broke, so anything's in play.
46:00Maybe put that windshield up.
46:04This could be the end of us here.
46:06This is the content.
46:09Dude!
46:09No!
46:10Dude, get down.
46:11Down.
46:14Down.
46:15Heart path.
46:16All right.
46:16Out of bounds.
46:17Close.
46:18I mean, it's red.
46:19What does that mean?
46:20You guys say these things.
46:22That you could drop there if we don't find it.
46:25Oh, okay.
46:26So then it just counts as a drop and not a shot?
46:29No, it counts as a shot.
46:30Oh.
46:31Well, that's bad.
46:32It counts as a shot.
46:33Oh.
46:33Hit the tree clearly.
46:42Sounded like a tree.
46:44Tree was an issue, you're right.
46:45But you ended up in the fairway?
46:47Yeah, kick left, they said.
46:48All right.
46:48Take that.
46:49What were you trying to do?
46:51Punch it lower than that and just let it run up there.
46:53Sometimes, like, I'll just hope I don't hit a branch.
46:56Like, that was also part of the theory there.
46:59But I hit a branch.
47:00Riggs, where'd you go?
47:01Kicked into the fairway up there.
47:03Did he hit that tree?
47:05Yeah.
47:05Oh.
47:07I didn't need that bounce.
47:11What a swing.
47:12It's good.
47:13Shoot the gap.
47:14It's perfectly in front of the green.
47:17Athlete.
47:18Athlete shot.
47:19Unreal.
47:19Unreal.
47:20This guy.
47:21Un-fucking-real.
47:24You'd be one up on me.
47:26Yeah.
47:26We should have done that.
47:29Would have been an unbelievable video.
47:31Which I might be doing.
47:36Nice shot, Riggs.
47:38Go in.
47:38Go in.
47:40Riggs.
47:41Jeez.
47:42Nice shot.
47:43Great shot, buddy.
47:44Thanks, brother.
47:45Sometimes you got to tip your cap.
47:47Thanks.
47:48I was dancing around it.
47:49I was.
47:55Good shot.
47:55Very good.
47:58All right.
47:58We got to find my ball.
47:59Come on.
48:00Show yourself.
48:04Show yourself.
48:08Total massacre.
48:09Yeah.
48:09That's why I was just telling Brendan.
48:11Just a total, complete, utter.
48:13I mean.
48:15Oh.
48:15I think I see a ball.
48:16I'm playing unbelievable golf.
48:19Yep.
48:19That's me right there.
48:20All right.
48:20And you get to.
48:21You guys are playing it up, right?
48:22Yep.
48:23Yep.
48:23So I get a club link?
48:25You get a club link.
48:26So right here.
48:27Yeah.
48:27Just make sure you have a backswing right there.
48:29Yeah.
48:29You got a good look at it.
48:31He's got it.
48:33Got it?
48:33Yep.
48:34Yep.
48:34I probably don't have a backswing, but I found it.
48:37If you can get it right here, it'll be money.
48:39Yeah.
48:40That's going to be.
48:40No problem.
48:41I'll get it right there.
48:42I'll just put it right there, Whit.
48:46Good call.
48:47Dave's got to fly it over the bunker.
48:49Oh, good call.
48:50Good call.
48:51Is he behind the bush?
48:53Where is he?
48:54He's in a bush.
49:01What a shot.
49:01Wow.
49:02Nice shot.
49:02It hit too far?
49:03Great shot, bud.
49:05Get out, big cat.
49:06At least with how bad the matches are, we'll always have his drivers.
49:10That was the whole tournament.
49:13That was the weirdest fucking thing.
49:15We need a chunk in the bunker.
49:16Yeah.
49:17That's my only chance.
49:21Wow.
49:21What a shot.
49:22I mean, this is insane, dude.
49:25What is this?
49:26Lead from the front.
49:27What the fuck, Dave?
49:29Hit it perfectly pin high.
49:31Uphill putt.
49:33I got to make this putt.
49:34He's got to go up the hill, down the hill.
49:38Yeah, and that.
49:39Okay.
49:39Oh, wow.
49:40That was actually good.
49:40Keep coming in.
49:43It's close.
49:43Wow.
49:44I mean, that's a big winner.
49:45Yeah.
49:46That's a huge win.
49:47Good putt.
49:48Nice shot.
49:48Great putt, Dan.
49:50Played this whole well.
49:52I know.
49:52He played every whole well.
49:54You just so happened to be like Mike Weir out here.
49:57It's crazy.
49:59I'm shooting five here, and you're shooting four.
50:02If you said you had bogey putts.
50:03Right.
50:04Oh, my God.
50:09You're unbelievable.
50:09Oh, shit.
50:11Holy shit.
50:13So I have to make this to keep the match alive.
50:16It would have been nice to end it with that.
50:19It would have been nice to end it with that.
50:21You're unbelievable.
50:22You got a five there?
50:24Yeah.
50:29Oh, my God, dude.
50:31Good, good.
50:34I can't do good, good at this point.
50:37I understand.
50:38I got to hope for a miss.
50:40Yeah, I got to make this.
50:41It looks so good.
50:47It's a good putt.
50:48Try.
50:49It's a good putt.
50:51I mean, I can't believe I lost on a six.
50:54You played incredible, Dave.
50:55Good win, Dave.
50:56Incredible.
50:57Good win.
50:58That's insane.
50:58You beat probably half our team.
51:00Oh, yeah.
51:00More, I think.
51:03Where did that come from?
51:05The last four shots in the range, you'll see there's a video, and I walked off.
51:08I go, I think I found something on the range.
51:12Yeah.
51:13Nice putt, Riggs.
51:15Putt.
51:15Putt.
51:16Good one.
51:18Good hole.
51:19Ah, you fuck.
51:20All right, Whit.
51:21I needed that one.
51:22It's a huge half.
51:23Big time.
51:24Dormy.
51:25Oh, boy.
51:26Total demolition job.
51:28I mean, I'm playing as good as, like he said, I'd probably be beating half their team right now.
51:34You would be all square with Whitney.
51:36Straight up.
51:37It's crazy.
51:46That's actually insane.
51:54I lost three holes that I shot a five, six, and seven on par fours.
51:58That's insane.
52:00I've had, my worst holes have been tapping bogeys.
52:02But I lost on a five, six, and seven.
52:05Yeah.
52:06Because you won the first hole, and I had a five.
52:08What's wrong with that?
52:09If you pre-gamed yesterday and said you were going to play how you were, you would have thought you was sling.
52:12Yeah, I think that's fine.
52:13It just kind of hung on, eh?
52:14Great playing.
52:15Thanks.
52:18Great ball.
52:19Yeah, good swing.
52:20Great win.
52:26At least for you, you played good.
52:28I know.
52:28But who cares, then?
52:30I scored a five, six, and a seven, and I lost those three holes.
52:32Like, you're playing good.
52:35Insane.
52:35You know?
52:36I know, but he was just so...
52:37How about being me?
52:38I'm getting drum playing hard.
52:39That's way worse.
52:40But I just wish that I...
52:42I wish I had, like, one moment where I could put some pressure on him, you know?
52:46Like, one moment where it's like, you gotta hit this shot, otherwise you're fucked.
52:50And we'll forever have the driver swing.
52:52Yeah, that was so bad.
52:55That was that not...
52:56That...
52:56It's hard that I made a worse driver swing than I did yesterday.
53:00But I did.
53:03Fucking A, man.
53:04Briggs' swing looks, like, good.
53:12Nice.
53:14Great shot, dude.
53:16All right, make a McBirdie, Johnny.
53:19Fuck him.
53:19Fuck him, bull.
53:20So if you guys tie this hole...
53:23See you later.
53:23...it's done.
53:24Briggs, the whole thing's done.
53:26I'm gonna have a cocktail and go root on the other guy.
53:31That's a good looking shot.
53:33Just gotta go a little.
53:34All right, that's fine.
53:36He's outside of me.
53:37I'm gonna get a read.
53:37Let's fucking go.
53:39Come on, Briggs.
53:40Good shot with...
53:41It's terrible.
53:42It's a terrible shot.
53:43Are you right there?
53:44Yeah, it's just...
53:45But it's just...
53:46It's like a chunk.
53:47I, like, chunked it.
53:50He's in the rough.
53:5120 yards behind me.
53:52I couldn't get it inside of him.
53:54Gotta make it.
53:56Do it.
53:57Gotta make it.
53:58So these are just brutally mismatched teams.
54:01Well, it's...
54:02It's the fucking golf guy's verse.
54:05Wasn't that Kirk's doing?
54:07That's Witt and Kirk.
54:08It's good.
54:17Par.
54:24Good match.
54:24Well, I shouldn't say that.
54:25Congrats.
54:28Thanks.
54:28Thanks.
54:30Good point, buddy.
54:31Thanks.
54:33He's a better golfer than me.
54:34I mean, what are you gonna say?
54:35Sometimes you gotta...
54:36You gotta admit it.
54:37Dan.
54:38Sorry, buddy.
54:39Good job.
54:39No, you're just apologizing to me.
54:41Tough captain.
54:42We just fucking...
54:42Tough player.
54:43Listen, we had a great...
54:44We had great times at the fireplace that didn't turn on.
54:46I could get...
54:47I could get teabagged by Nicky Smokes.
54:49It wouldn't be as embarrassing as this thing is gonna be for me.
54:52All right, Dave.
54:53Four and three.
54:54Pretty dominant effort on the course today.
54:56What was going right for you?
54:56Well, on the range,
54:59probably five shots before I stepped off,
55:01I thought I figured something out.
55:02And I said it walking off to Austin.
55:05Like, I think I figured something out.
55:06I could be pretty tough today.
55:08And it carried over.
55:09So, like, we're both bad golfers.
55:11Like, we could wake up tomorrow.
55:12Whatever I found's gone.
55:13Today, he had no chance.
55:15No chance.
55:15No, he's right.
55:16I had no chance.
55:17The only solace I can take in it
55:19is if, like, he was really bad today
55:22and I was just so much worse,
55:23that would hurt more.
55:25I had no chance.
55:26Like, I didn't play that bad other than two holes.
55:28He just was lights out.
55:30How would you rate your overall performance in this tournament?
55:32I mean, I'm bad at golf.
55:33Okay.
55:34I had a great time.
55:35Yeah, he could have beaten Whitney today.
55:38I had a great time.
55:39Loved being with the boys.
55:40I have two years until the next Ryder Cup
55:41to maybe get a little bit better,
55:43but I think I'll forever be the last pick in the Ryder Cup.
55:45But I love coming as long as I get invited.
55:47It's a fun time.
55:48I had a great time.
55:50Dave, congratulations.
55:51Big cat.
55:52Let's just say, though, we've done two Ryder Cups.
55:54I'm one and one.
55:55He's one and one.
55:55Okay.
55:56That's true.
55:57That's true.
55:57This was a, you can't, the captains, I mean, this was a blowout.
56:01Maybe Dave and I be captains next time.
56:03Yeah, we kept it close.
56:04Grudge match.
56:05Yeah.
56:05Okay.
56:06Looking forward to it.
56:07Thanks, guys.
56:07Appreciate it.
56:08Wait.
56:09Disappointing end to the Ryder Cup for you.
56:12We actually got Riggs coming over here.
56:13Riggs, you want to join us real fast for a quick interview?
56:15Yeah, come on in, Rick.
56:16Yeah, sure.
56:16What did you make of your matchup?
56:17I'd love nothing more than that.
56:18First, I want to say he played great, really well.
56:23I mean, maybe what, one over?
56:25I think I was one over.
56:26Through seven.
56:28I think I was seven or eight over.
56:30So, great playing.
56:32I didn't even, I mean, that's one of the most embarrassing moments in my career on the internet.
56:38I've been telling people when I'm bad at golf, it's not like shooting 82, it's like shooting 90.
56:43That was not the day to have it happen, and yet it did.
56:47So, I didn't get a point in three matches.
56:50I drafted poorly, I guess, but it's all on me.
56:54It starts at the top.
56:56It's an ugly, sad, bad, gross day for myself and my family.
57:01I feel bad for my teammates.
57:04I don't know what else to say.
57:06Dave said he could have beaten you today.
57:08Dave, 100%, could have beaten me today.
57:10Yeah, that shows how lost him, but this is exactly why I'm done with the unnamed show.
57:14I want to play golf again.
57:16He makes me work too much.
57:18I never planned on working this much.
57:20I want to get back on the grind of playing some golf.
57:23So, maybe this is a win for me in the end.
57:25I think so.
57:26But I interviewed the champion, and I'm going to go over here.
57:29All right.
57:30Sorry, Whitney.
57:31Whitney, Riggs, the captain.
57:33I mean, first of all, not just your performance, your entire team's performance has been stellar
57:38so far.
57:39I mean, how are you feeling?
57:40You've got to be feeling really good right now.
57:42Yeah, I think Whitney put it perfectly.
57:43He ate my own himself, and I think that was just as well as you could put it.
57:47But Dave was inspirational today.
57:49Dave was phenomenal.
57:51Hitting balls like you wouldn't believe.
57:52He could have beat almost anybody in the field.
57:54If you go back to two Ryder Cups ago, Dave and I had phenomenal vibes in the cart against
57:59Kirk and Frankie.
58:00We kind of brought that again.
58:01So, yeah, I mean, complete annihilation today is what that was.
58:05Are you going to soak it in with the team after this?
58:07I mean, it's not over just yet.
58:08Well, last time we did against the Chicklets, I drank during and before and often.
58:14I'm now going to celebrate and drink after the match, which I think is turning out to be
58:18a better strategy.
58:19Congratulations.
58:20Enjoy it.
58:21Appreciate it.
58:25I hate to see it.
58:32Four right.
58:33Fuck.
58:34What am I doing?
58:35He's already yelling at himself.
58:37Jesus, what am I doing?
58:39Fuck.
58:41Do it.
58:41Come on.
58:43What are you fucking saying?
58:44Prince, you make this pun, they adopt your phone.
58:48Oh.
58:49Oh my God.
58:52Jesus fucking Christ.
58:54That's gone.
58:57Oh, it's in the water.
58:59Fuck.
59:19.
59:31What am I doing?
59:32What am I doing?
59:32What's your way?
59:33What am I doing?
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