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00:00:00That's all you've got! That's all you've got!
00:00:02He's unstoppable!
00:00:04I mean, that was one of the...
00:00:06We are back!
00:00:08Ladies and gentlemen, the Ryder Cup is back!
00:00:10What?
00:00:12All of the teams!
00:00:14History was written by the victors,
00:00:18but etched in revenge by the vanquished.
00:00:22This September,
00:00:2416 Barstool employees
00:00:26will leave their keyboards and microphones
00:00:28to settle the score with a different
00:00:30kind of approach.
00:00:32We're ruling on that, Riggs.
00:00:34It might be loss of a hole. That's bull****.
00:00:36I knew this was going to be a problem.
00:00:38We have contestants ready to throw down.
00:00:40Took some, gave more.
00:00:42And others ready to feast.
00:00:44Some have grudges to settle.
00:00:46You don't respect me.
00:00:48Has nothing to do with me respecting.
00:00:50The frontlay guys are dead.
00:00:52I would say I'm the only...
00:00:54I think they suck.
00:00:56In the end, this won't be child's play.
00:01:00It's a sad day, it's a bad day.
00:01:02Get in the hole!
00:01:04Jerry!
00:01:05Jerry has it right now.
00:01:06Did you just see what happened to PFT?
00:01:08Ow!
00:01:09When it comes out, that will be controversial.
00:01:11Oh! No way!
00:01:13Yes!
00:01:14Come on!
00:01:16This is easily my most embarrassing moment.
00:01:19With you at the worst drive of the bunch.
00:01:21There's a chance I don't find this wall.
00:01:23Go!
00:01:24Oh my God.
00:01:25Oh my God.
00:01:26Ah!
00:01:27Sixteen contestants.
00:01:28Two teams.
00:01:29And $80,000 on the line.
00:01:32With professional golf.
00:01:33Woo!
00:01:34This is the Barstool Sports Ryder Cup.
00:01:37Presented by Body Armor.
00:01:39Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 2025 Ryder Cup.
00:01:56Presented by Body Armor.
00:01:57The official hydration partner of Barstool Sports.
00:02:00My name is Connor Griffin.
00:02:01And we are here at Great Horse in Hamden, Massachusetts.
00:02:04Where we're about to split up some of Barstool's best golfers into two teams.
00:02:07One led by Ryan Whitney and the other by Riggs.
00:02:10But before we get to that, let's take a look at this year's format.
00:02:13We have three sessions for you.
00:02:14Session one will be four matches of a 2v2 scramble.
00:02:17Session two, four matches once again.
00:02:19This time 2v2 ult shot.
00:02:21And session three, eight matches of singles play.
00:02:24Every match is worth one point.
00:02:26Most points wins.
00:02:27So strap yourselves in.
00:02:28High stakes, high drama right here at the Barstool Ryder Cup.
00:02:31Now let's send it to Oldie for the draft.
00:02:33Alright, here we are at the second biannual Ryder Cup.
00:02:36It's the big one out here.
00:02:37Lots of cash.
00:02:38Lots of cash.
00:02:3960,000 sheets on the line.
00:02:41Team Witt.
00:02:42Team Riggs.
00:02:43It's going to be a battle.
00:02:44Who are we going to choose?
00:02:45Beautiful day.
00:02:46Boys, we got the coin toss.
00:02:48This is red and white here and this is white.
00:02:50Who's got the advantage here?
00:02:51Who gets it?
00:02:52Witt, you can call it.
00:02:53White.
00:02:54Alright, we'll come over on the grass here.
00:02:55A little bounce.
00:02:56White's the call.
00:03:01Official, white's the call.
00:03:03First pick will be Team Witt.
00:03:06First pick of the draft for the 2025 Ryder's Cup, Kirk Minahan.
00:03:12Wow.
00:03:13Wow.
00:03:14Good pick.
00:03:16Terrorist pick.
00:03:19Second pick.
00:03:20Second pick in the 2025 Ryder's Cup draft, I take Frank Pirelli, the third.
00:03:34Third pick in the draft, I will go with a well educated man, Francis Ellis.
00:03:40Boo.
00:03:41Boo.
00:03:42Boo.
00:03:43What a puss.
00:03:46Yeah, yeah, this is a puss.
00:03:49Chalk.
00:03:50He's going to go Yans.
00:03:53Fourth pick of the draft, Keith Yandel.
00:03:57Not well educated.
00:04:00Couldn't get into Maine.
00:04:02Fifth pick of the draft, Arian Foster.
00:04:06Arian, there he goes.
00:04:07Let's go baby.
00:04:08Alright Arian, let's go baby.
00:04:09Congrats.
00:04:10Nice.
00:04:11And we're going back to you Riggs, two.
00:04:12Back to you for two.
00:04:13You got about 30 seconds.
00:04:14Next pick, I will go Mr. Trent Ryan.
00:04:16Look at Dave, look at Dave.
00:04:17Look at Dave.
00:04:18Look at Dave.
00:04:19And then next pick, I will go Mr. Trent Ryan.
00:04:36Henry Blackwood.
00:04:37Come on.
00:04:38Come on.
00:04:39Next pick, Paul Biznasty Bissonnette.
00:04:42This is where it's crazy.
00:04:43Cause he's going to take Dave.
00:04:44Go PFT.
00:04:45Go PFT.
00:04:46Go PFT.
00:04:47Go PFT.
00:04:48Go PFT.
00:04:49Go PFT.
00:04:50Go PFT.
00:04:51Go PFT.
00:04:52Go PFT.
00:04:53Go PFT.
00:04:54Go PFT.
00:04:55Go PFT.
00:04:56Go PFT.
00:04:57Go PFT.
00:04:58Go PFT.
00:04:59Go PFT.
00:05:00Go PFT.
00:05:01Go PFT.
00:05:02Go PFT.
00:05:03Go PFT.
00:05:04Go PFT.
00:05:05Go PFT.
00:05:06Go PFT.
00:05:07Go PFT.
00:05:08Go PFT.
00:05:09Go PFT.
00:05:10Go PFT.
00:05:15Next pick, he's not present, but he will be.
00:05:20Beef.
00:05:21Next pick Jersey, Jerry.
00:05:24Come on Jerry.
00:05:29Our last two picks, Dan, Big Cat, Cats, and Lil Sass.
00:05:37Wow.
00:05:38We'll go, Dave.
00:05:39We'll go, Dave.
00:05:40Let's go.
00:05:41This worked over perfectly.
00:05:42Come on.
00:05:42Sass.
00:05:43You are a pussy, though.
00:05:44You shouldn't have fucking taken the handle just to fuck with them.
00:05:47Let's go, Aaron.
00:05:48Let's go, baby.
00:05:49Let's go, baby.
00:05:50Let's go, baby.
00:05:51What?
00:05:51A lot of chalk on that.
00:05:53There's eight people?
00:05:54What's the math on 60?
00:05:55Hey, Oldie, where'd you come up with the 60 grand?
00:05:59Prize money.
00:06:01Back pocket in the ashtray, in the car.
00:06:03But, like, who actually was, like, 60 grand prize money?
00:06:07I don't know.
00:06:07Somebody said that.
00:06:08Who's somebody?
00:06:09I think we said eight.
00:06:11I didn't say shit.
00:06:12It might have been even more, I think.
00:06:14I think I kind of helped it, actually.
00:06:16I think I kind of cut 20 seats off.
00:06:17It was going to be 40.
00:06:19Now I've got to think.
00:06:21I thought someone said eight, and then I said, you know what?
00:06:23I might have downgraded for six.
00:06:24So you're saving me money.
00:06:26Trying to help.
00:06:27But, I mean, we can burn it back up to one.
00:06:28So there's eight people.
00:06:30Six makes no sense.
00:06:32What does everyone get, like?
00:06:33Eight.
00:06:34Yeah, eight.
00:06:357,500 or something.
00:06:36Yeah.
00:06:37Is that what that comes out to?
00:06:38Yeah, about that.
00:06:39About that or that?
00:06:40Mm-hmm.
00:06:41Probably exactly that.
00:06:447,500.
00:06:46All right.
00:06:46100?
00:06:48No, that's the same issue.
00:06:51How many players?
00:06:52Eight players per squad?
00:06:53All right.
00:06:54Hey, can I have everybody's attention real quick for the prizing?
00:06:58Prizing.
00:06:59This is going to be a show of hands on how you want to do it.
00:07:02I don't know where old he came with 60 grand.
00:07:03I have no idea where that came from.
00:07:05So we're going to do 80 grand, which is 10 per or 160, which would be 20 a man.
00:07:13But we're going to bet it.
00:07:14I'm going to put it on a bet.
00:07:16You either get double or you get nothing.
00:07:17And then I can get out scot-free.
00:07:19So you have like 10 seconds to decide.
00:07:21Who picks the bet?
00:07:21You?
00:07:23I pick the bet.
00:07:25No, no.
00:07:26It'll be a group conversation.
00:07:27Yeah, yeah.
00:07:28The bet.
00:07:28The winning team captain has the bet.
00:07:31Why don't you do that?
00:07:32Winning team captain gets the final seven.
00:07:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:34We've got to do the bet.
00:07:35You've got to do the bet.
00:07:35Bet?
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:36All right.
00:07:36So bet.
00:07:37Bet.
00:07:38So it's either 20 or nothing.
00:07:40We'll do it.
00:07:41Okay, okay.
00:07:42All right.
00:07:42Yeah, 100%.
00:07:43100%.
00:07:44We're taking the Maple Leafs to win the cup.
00:07:50Oilers over the Panthers next year.
00:07:52We should pick a WNBA.
00:07:53We should actually pick against Caitlin Clark.
00:07:55We should fade Caitlin Clark.
00:07:58Yeah, and make him post the bet.
00:08:01I think we should do President's Cup style alternate.
00:08:04You throw a team out.
00:08:05I throw a team out.
00:08:06I throw a team out.
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:07There's so much strategy in this.
00:08:09It's crazy.
00:08:10A lot.
00:08:10We should decide who goes first.
00:08:12Let's flip that coin again.
00:08:13Who's throwing out the first team?
00:08:14Flip it right now.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15Where's Oldie?
00:08:16We need that coin again, big guy.
00:08:18And then we'll do snake from there?
00:08:19Yes.
00:08:20You call the color this time.
00:08:21White side?
00:08:22I do.
00:08:22Stripe side?
00:08:23I do.
00:08:23And your call is?
00:08:24The call is red.
00:08:26Red.
00:08:26Which would be stripe side.
00:08:27I said stripe, not red.
00:08:29Okay.
00:08:29Love it.
00:08:31And it is white, and the team pick will go back to get wit again.
00:08:35All right.
00:08:35So after dinner.
00:08:36We announce our partner first.
00:08:37We have a week after dinner.
00:08:39I feel great.
00:08:40I feel great.
00:08:40I love my last two picks.
00:08:43You know, grabbing sass late.
00:08:45Look at this guy right here.
00:08:45This guy, he's played high school golf.
00:08:47He's a very, very interesting guy.
00:08:49Like, he knows what's up.
00:08:51He'll make us laugh if nothing.
00:08:52So we were able to keep the Chickles squad together.
00:08:57Chickles foreplay had the tie when we did the 27-hole, in-the-dark, crippled Riggs match.
00:09:03So this kind of settles a little bit of that.
00:09:05I did want Francis.
00:09:06But I knew he'd snag, but I knew he'd snag Francis quick.
00:09:10I had to get Minahan because he said he would go home if Riggs drafted him.
00:09:16Arian, I guess two years ago in this thing, was really solid.
00:09:19So he's a golf nut.
00:09:20I imagine he's that much better now.
00:09:23PFT's been playing pretty well.
00:09:24He quit golf a month ago, but now he's back.
00:09:26Like, and, yeah, and Biz is just, we're just in a practice round now.
00:09:31Biz played the best I've ever seen him play.
00:09:32So I love our team.
00:09:34Ready to go.
00:09:34Well, the question is, are you going to try to beat them no matter what?
00:09:38Like, are you going to see what they do?
00:09:40Be like, oh, we know our A guys can beat.
00:09:41The thing is, I'll be able to tell from the stretch.
00:09:42Like, if he goes wit and yandel, then I'll know what he's trying to do.
00:09:45So then are you going to just sacrifice like me?
00:09:48Yeah, and then we win the other three matches.
00:09:50Dude, if we're even tied going into singles, we'll win.
00:09:54We'll win, like, the last three or four matches.
00:09:56On the bottom end of it.
00:09:58Let's go.
00:09:59One or the other.
00:10:00Both line it up.
00:10:01Quit.
00:10:02Double.
00:10:03First overall pick and first match pick.
00:10:05He's on.
00:10:06Always he on.
00:10:07We were talking now.
00:10:25I get offered that, like, you know, and I should have just.
00:10:2980 at 160.
00:10:31You guys could take an 80.
00:10:32And then if you win, everybody can just decide what they want to bet that extra 10.
00:10:36But it's like crazy.
00:10:38Wait, what did I do?
00:10:39Like, for this, I'm like 80 or 160.
00:10:43Yeah, but you know that's not fair because I was like, oh, another bet?
00:10:46Yeah.
00:10:46Well, me and you, but everyone else, like, why did we do that?
00:10:49Like, you know, everyone agreed to it.
00:10:50Yeah, but if you just took the 80, you get 10, and then you can decide your own bet if you want to bet it again.
00:10:57It was all your idea.
00:10:58Yeah.
00:10:59Don't listen to him.
00:11:00What are you talking about?
00:11:01Don't listen to him.
00:11:01You said it's one or the other.
00:11:04Yeah, you should have taken the other.
00:11:06But everyone said we want to do the bet.
00:11:07Yeah, but it's.
00:11:08Then we're going to fade Caitlin Clark.
00:11:10But you could have gotten the bet.
00:11:11And you could have bet or not.
00:11:13So we're throwing out first the team of Keith Yandel and Lil' Sacks.
00:11:23He goes, hey, see that?
00:11:24I don't know.
00:11:25I bet you did.
00:11:26I bet you didn't see that.
00:11:27I don't know.
00:11:28You need fire.
00:11:29Look, I'm going.
00:11:30Hey, start the time.
00:11:31We're talking.
00:11:32We're talking.
00:11:32Start the time.
00:11:33Oh, no.
00:11:35Three minutes.
00:11:35Yeah, I like that.
00:11:36I like these.
00:11:36Versus them.
00:11:39Did you see that one coming?
00:11:41I'm ready for that.
00:11:42Pretty much.
00:11:43Oh, they're paying.
00:11:47They're going to go.
00:11:48Two and a half minutes left.
00:11:49Yeah.
00:11:50They're going to go.
00:11:50All right.
00:11:51Went through.
00:11:51And you know who does it?
00:11:53That's two at that level.
00:11:54You like that?
00:11:54That's two of their best.
00:11:55Versus.
00:11:56We're going to be worse.
00:11:57We can afford to lose them.
00:11:58OK.
00:11:59All right.
00:12:00One and a half minutes left.
00:12:01We're going to go.
00:12:03We're going to match that with Francis.
00:12:05Hey.
00:12:06Oh, we can do it.
00:12:08OK.
00:12:08OK.
00:12:09OK.
00:12:09And we're going to match that over, bro.
00:12:11We're going to match that over.
00:12:12We're going to match that over.
00:12:13Yeah.
00:12:14OK.
00:12:14Now we're going to get to lead with the next one.
00:12:16Whoa.
00:12:16What do you want to do to win?
00:12:18You didn't have a Francis screen.
00:12:19Huh?
00:12:20No.
00:12:20No.
00:12:21Oh.
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22So that we can then answer without, like, if they put out fucking Kirk and Witt, we can answer
00:12:26that.
00:12:27Like, I want the best players to be answerable.
00:12:29Yeah.
00:12:30Two minutes left.
00:12:31Two minutes left.
00:12:32The next time it's going to be.
00:12:33Yeah.
00:12:34We don't get to answer.
00:12:35Sure, sure.
00:12:36What do you think?
00:12:37Two minutes.
00:12:38Two minutes.
00:12:39Two minutes.
00:12:40I don't hate to say that.
00:12:41Dave can easily beat that.
00:12:42Yeah.
00:12:43I think if you put Dave and Jerry together, they either answer with Big Cat and PFT,
00:12:56which I think you could beat them by yourself, or they put a good player there, in which case
00:13:01we are still left with good players.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:04Right.
00:13:05Yeah.
00:13:06We'll go Dave and Jerry.
00:13:08Done?
00:13:09Yeah.
00:13:10Okay.
00:13:11One second.
00:13:12That's what we want to do.
00:13:13This is sacrificial land.
00:13:14So there's...
00:13:15Why don't you guys see?
00:13:16I think this is sacrificial land.
00:13:17What?
00:13:18We throw our weakest team.
00:13:19Yeah.
00:13:20Do we just change the teams now?
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:22No.
00:13:23No?
00:13:24Hold on.
00:13:25Hold on.
00:13:26Hold on.
00:13:27Hold on.
00:13:28Hold on.
00:13:29Hold on.
00:13:30Hold on.
00:13:31Hold on.
00:13:32Hold on.
00:13:33Hold on.
00:13:34Hold on.
00:13:35I would go...
00:13:36Who's your final?
00:13:37PFT.
00:13:38Yeah.
00:13:39That's how I'm...
00:13:40Arian Foster and PFT.
00:13:41Good call.
00:13:42Good call.
00:13:43Good call.
00:13:44Good call.
00:13:45Good call.
00:13:46All right.
00:13:47All right.
00:13:48Good.
00:13:49Good.
00:13:50Good.
00:13:51Good.
00:13:52Good.
00:13:53You guys can win.
00:13:54You guys...
00:13:55You guys can win.
00:13:56No, you can't.
00:13:58Yeah.
00:13:59Stop the trade.
00:14:00Stop the trade.
00:14:01No.
00:14:02So...
00:14:03Quickly.
00:14:04You have left Frankie, Riggs, Beef, and...
00:14:08Beef.
00:14:09And Trent.
00:14:10Yeah.
00:14:11Whitney's his own head.
00:14:12That's the five all over.
00:14:13So it's like...
00:14:14Wow.
00:14:15It's an interesting move.
00:14:17They just...
00:14:19Yours should play together.
00:14:22And these two should play together.
00:14:24Because he's so consistent off the tee.
00:14:26It was a great call.
00:14:27Which...
00:14:28He would help him with the tee.
00:14:29Sure.
00:14:30Let's hold on.
00:14:31He would help him with cutting.
00:14:32Sure.
00:14:33Yeah.
00:14:34I think those two...
00:14:35He would help him with cutting.
00:14:36He would help him with drives.
00:14:37Yeah.
00:14:38This is strong.
00:14:39I think those are the two things.
00:14:40That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:41Yes, I can beat that.
00:14:4230 seconds.
00:14:43This is just a...
00:14:44That's Francis.
00:14:45That's hilarious.
00:14:46He does.
00:14:47That's my best one.
00:14:48That's my best one.
00:14:49Paul Bissonette and Kirk Minahan.
00:14:57You two.
00:14:58These two.
00:14:59These two play...
00:15:00Yup.
00:15:01No, you play Kirk.
00:15:02You play Kirk.
00:15:03Yeah.
00:15:04Myself and Trent.
00:15:05Yes.
00:15:07Frankie and Beef.
00:15:08Versus me and Big Cat.
00:15:13Alright, let's go.
00:15:14Let's go.
00:15:15Good luck guys.
00:15:16Good luck.
00:15:17Good luck.
00:15:18Play well.
00:15:19Good luck.
00:15:21Good luck.
00:15:22Good luck.
00:15:23Good luck.
00:15:24Good luck.
00:15:25Good luck, sir.
00:15:26Good luck, sir.
00:15:27Good luck, sir.
00:15:35You can win.
00:15:36Right.
00:15:37All three are competitors.
00:15:38I mean, listen.
00:15:39Anything can happen.
00:15:40Balls are in the air.
00:15:41But we've set ourselves up to have just...
00:15:43Yeah.
00:15:44That's what I'm saying.
00:15:45You and I are gonna beat them.
00:15:46For sure.
00:15:47I don't think that...
00:15:48That was a shooting attack.
00:15:49I think we have way better...
00:15:50Yeah.
00:15:51They made a big move with Aaron.
00:15:53Big moves.
00:15:54Yes.
00:15:55Which we put them into a...
00:15:56Because you really know...
00:15:57That was...
00:15:58You had to force them into like...
00:15:59That was a good call to put them into that...
00:16:00The thing that I think is our benefit is we all know our games really well together.
00:16:04We all play together all the time.
00:16:06Because I know that people...
00:16:07Who's playing Whitney?
00:16:08Who's playing Whitney?
00:16:09Me and...
00:16:10He has to beat you alone.
00:16:11Correct.
00:16:12Right.
00:16:13Who's Whitney playing?
00:16:14And Kirk has to beat us alone.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:16I can hit shot and shot and quit.
00:16:18And then I have...
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:20Legit, the best part of probably...
00:16:21It's two on one.
00:16:22Yes.
00:16:23That's crazy.
00:16:24It's two on one.
00:16:25Crazy.
00:16:26The BFT and I could definitely lose to Dave and Jerry.
00:16:28Where it's like...
00:16:29Why would we give up an auto win?
00:16:30Trent's my match.
00:16:31He's my match.
00:16:32Yeah.
00:16:33You gotta put these...
00:16:34He's gonna be big there, buddy.
00:16:35That's gonna be ugly.
00:16:36That's gonna be ugly.
00:16:37That's gonna be ugly.
00:16:38I mean...
00:16:39This will be the nice guy.
00:16:40This will be nice.
00:16:41I'll be ugly.
00:16:42I'll play him.
00:16:43Yeah, you can go.
00:16:44Yeah, you can go.
00:16:45Yeah, yeah.
00:16:46Wait, Austin.
00:16:47Right.
00:16:48You gotta give it to him, Kirk.
00:16:49You gotta chew him up.
00:16:50Kirk.
00:16:51I would not have seen that one coming.
00:16:52That's an...
00:16:53He's gonna fucking have his head in a circus.
00:16:54Oh, man.
00:16:55They're both gonna wanna go home.
00:16:56They're both gonna wanna go home.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58Oh, that's gonna be...
00:16:59It's like yin and yang of happiness.
00:17:00Maybe Kirk's like...
00:17:01Tom Cool Collective?
00:17:02No.
00:17:03Just evil and good.
00:17:04I don't think so.
00:17:05All right, all right.
00:17:06You went up to him?
00:17:07Yeah, he went up there.
00:17:08No, no, he's not...
00:17:09He's like, good luck tomorrow.
00:17:10He wouldn't check me out.
00:17:11And you also gotta remember, he has so much pressure on him from the fans to act.
00:17:16Like he's always, he's hostage to his behavior.
00:17:19Yeah.
00:17:20Yeah.
00:17:21Well, I mean, if Whit plays great and I chip in the...
00:17:24I do big shots, yeah.
00:17:25I basically have to beat Frankie.
00:17:28Right.
00:17:29And I think we're probably winning.
00:17:31Yeah.
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33You're gonna shoot.
00:17:34It'll be nice.
00:17:35It'll be nice.
00:17:36Yeah.
00:17:37Fuck.
00:17:41Ew!
00:17:42Sass just won't be a factor.
00:17:45Not to be an asshole.
00:17:46Like he's topping the ball.
00:17:47Yeah.
00:17:48And Gandalf doesn't know how to club him.
00:17:49Sass doesn't even know how to club himself.
00:17:50Yeah.
00:17:51And you kind of hold trances a little mentally, right?
00:17:54Yeah.
00:17:55I don't know about him.
00:17:56Yeah.
00:17:57But we'll see.
00:17:58He's helping me a lot today.
00:18:00Yeah.
00:18:01I agree.
00:18:04Yeah.
00:18:05That was a brilliant move.
00:18:06They should've won Kurt Whitney and just forced a win.
00:18:09Or they should've just been like, well, for our two worst.
00:18:12But then they knew they would've lost.
00:18:13Yeah, but they may still lose anyway.
00:18:15Even if you are in the fescue, fucked, or you hit the ball in the water, you're not out of the hole.
00:18:22Yeah.
00:18:23It's really important not to be like, oh, fuck, and like just mail it in.
00:18:28Yeah.
00:18:29You have no idea what that other team, especially like with the lower guys, they could, even if they're in a prime position, skull over the green.
00:18:37But last year I hit it in the water and then you hit it in the water.
00:18:39It's like we were down tremendously in the next swing.
00:18:42We were tied.
00:18:43It's crazy.
00:18:44You're never out of the hole.
00:18:45Yeah.
00:18:46No matter how badly you hit.
00:18:47So just regroup and fucking keep moving.
00:18:50Yeah.
00:18:51Fickle down on every job.
00:18:52You have to fucking do that.
00:18:54Yeah.
00:18:55Don't give up a hole.
00:18:56Ever.
00:18:57It's only nine.
00:18:58Right.
00:18:59I got a question.
00:19:02The other option we took, option B, what was the bet?
00:19:06That will be no tax.
00:19:08Or that's still tax.
00:19:09The first option is tax.
00:19:11I mean, it's an important question.
00:19:13I'm going to try to do it.
00:19:15No tax.
00:19:17When you say no tax, that means cash.
00:19:19Yeah.
00:19:21If it's not cash, it's tax.
00:19:24If it's not cash, it's tax.
00:19:27Yeah, exactly.
00:19:28But I'm saying, you're going to put in the bet.
00:19:30Like, say we win.
00:19:31You're putting the bet in on your account.
00:19:32Correct.
00:19:33Okay.
00:19:34Then there's no tax.
00:19:35Well, how are you going to get the cash?
00:19:37There can't be tax then.
00:19:38What do you mean?
00:19:39Yeah, I don't know what you mean.
00:19:40If he wins that, you still got to get that money from him to you somehow.
00:19:44Yeah.
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:46You just withdraw it to your bank.
00:19:47Well, I mean, I get taxed.
00:19:48Yeah.
00:19:49It's cash.
00:19:50Whether you go get to the bank, get cash, or if it goes to payroll, I don't tax.
00:19:57If it fucking, we get taxed because we're an American, like, company that taxes.
00:20:01Yeah, taxes.
00:20:02Welcome, folks, to day one of the Ryder Cup presented by Body Armor.
00:20:16We are here at the Noble Driving Range.
00:20:18I got my Noble Drive Rip Stops on.
00:20:21Feeling great.
00:20:22Let's go check in on the competitors.
00:20:23We have four matches today, two man scrambles, and the tension's already high.
00:20:27Let's go check in.
00:20:28All right, folks, we're here with Hank.
00:20:30Hank, known, of course, for mini golf, now here on the big stage.
00:20:34How are you feeling going into this matchup today?
00:20:36I feel good.
00:20:37I feel excited.
00:20:38Game's in a good spot.
00:20:39Slightly hungover.
00:20:40That's why I play some of my best golf.
00:20:42It's just a great foursome.
00:20:44I'm excited.
00:20:45I'm excited for the foursome.
00:20:46What were you into last night?
00:20:47What were you doing?
00:20:48Me and Aaron were up.
00:20:49We see that cottage up there.
00:20:50Yeah, I see it.
00:20:51A little honeymoon suite.
00:20:52We were just, you know, drinking truly until the sun came up, it felt like.
00:20:56Okay.
00:20:57It was lovely.
00:20:58Well, best of luck today.
00:20:59Thanks.
00:21:00Slightly.
00:21:01Slightly.
00:21:02Slightly.
00:21:03Slightly.
00:21:04I feel great.
00:21:05All right, sounds good.
00:21:06All right, we're here with a little Sass.
00:21:07Sass, getting the call up to the Ryder Cup.
00:21:08How are you feeling going to do your first one?
00:21:09I feel good.
00:21:10I think it'll be competitive, fun.
00:21:12I don't know how great I'm going to play, but I'll try my best.
00:21:14When was the last time you played a round of golf?
00:21:16Yesterday.
00:21:17Before that.
00:21:20Two years ago.
00:21:21Okay.
00:21:22With Frankie.
00:21:23Okay.
00:21:24Yeah.
00:21:25So you've been fishing mainly, so I didn't know.
00:21:26Mostly, yeah.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28But we'll see, you know.
00:21:29I'm hopeful.
00:21:30I think I'll pick it up.
00:21:31Sure.
00:21:32Best of luck today.
00:21:34Appreciate it.
00:21:35All right, folks, we're here.
00:21:42It is day one of the 2025 Ryder Cup presented by Body Armor.
00:21:46It's time for the first tee time.
00:21:47So without further ado, let's meet our competitors.
00:21:50First off for Team Riggs.
00:21:52You've seen him on Son of a Void ad and on the shoulder of a highway.
00:21:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome for Team Riggs, Francis Ellis.
00:22:00Woo.
00:22:01Let's go, Francis.
00:22:02My guy.
00:22:05My king.
00:22:06Representing Team Riggs from Pardon My Take, it is Hank Lockwood.
00:22:10Please welcome.
00:22:11Henry.
00:22:13Let's go.
00:22:14And next up for Team Whitney.
00:22:16From Spittin' Chicklets and former NHL alumni, here is Keith Yandel.
00:22:21Let's go, Yanns.
00:22:23Come on, Keith.
00:22:26And lastly, from Son of a Void ad and out of order, please welcome Lil Sasquatch.
00:22:31Let's go, Sas.
00:22:32Come on, Sas.
00:22:33Son of a Void ad?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:35Yeah.
00:22:36Other side, Sas.
00:22:37Come on, Sas.
00:22:38Slip a tee.
00:22:39Ready?
00:22:40Hell yeah.
00:22:41The boys.
00:22:42Let's go.
00:22:43Love that.
00:22:44I feel amazing.
00:22:45Look at these studs.
00:22:46Let's go, Francis.
00:22:47Let's go, baby.
00:22:48Come on.
00:22:49All right, Sasquatch.
00:22:50You want me to go first?
00:22:51Yeah.
00:22:52Get one out there.
00:23:05All right.
00:23:06It's going to play.
00:23:07All right.
00:23:08It won't kill you.
00:23:09That's not anything.
00:23:10Let's go, Sas.
00:23:11All right.
00:23:12It won't kill you, Sasquatch.
00:23:13You're going to like that one.
00:23:14Bad shot.
00:23:15It's all right.
00:23:16Fuckin' Iron Man up, baby.
00:23:17Show some respect, folks.
00:23:18Cal Ripton of hockey right here.
00:23:2065 million career earnings.
00:23:22Won't pay for a $5,000 copter home.
00:23:25Oh, yeah.
00:23:26That should be good.
00:23:27You're good.
00:23:28You're good.
00:23:29Let's go, Yens.
00:23:30Let's go, baby.
00:23:31Let's go, Hank.
00:23:32Here we go, Hank.
00:23:33Show him something here.
00:23:34What can I say?
00:23:35No hats crazy.
00:23:36Good ball, Hank.
00:23:37We love that, Hank.
00:23:38It's going to bounce right and be perfect.
00:23:39Good job.
00:23:40Bugger.
00:23:41Fuck.
00:23:42Come on, Francis.
00:23:43Here we go, Francis.
00:23:44No pressure, Francis.
00:23:45No pressure.
00:23:46Not pressure.
00:23:47No pressure, Francis.
00:23:48No pressure.
00:23:50No pressure.
00:23:51Let's go.
00:23:52Let's go.
00:23:53Let's go.
00:23:54Let's go, Jens.
00:23:55Let's go, baby.
00:23:56Let's go, Hank.
00:23:57No pressure, Francis! No pressure! No pressure at all!
00:24:04Is that a good one?
00:24:07Let's go!
00:24:09That a boy!
00:24:11Look at him, boys!
00:24:13It's amazing. You know, it's like having played in this before is an advantage.
00:24:19If you're walking up to the team, you're like, I know people are going to say something.
00:24:22I know what's going on here.
00:24:25Yann's really yanked his, but I don't think he's going to be in a terrible spot.
00:24:30Okay, so I want to, like, where you just were.
00:24:33So that tallest tree.
00:24:35Here, Sass, you go first.
00:24:37Yep.
00:24:38The thing is, is that he's not, unless someone's coaching him,
00:24:42he just doesn't have enough game knowledge right now to, like, maximize his shots,
00:24:47which he can, he can hit shots.
00:24:50See that tallest tree, like, straight ahead, like the tall...
00:24:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:54Yeah, in there.
00:24:55That's where you're aiming.
00:24:58Nice and smooth.
00:25:02That was fucking awesome.
00:25:08It might be, it might be in the drink.
00:25:10In the drink?
00:25:11That was deep.
00:25:12It was way far left.
00:25:13I would go way more right.
00:25:14Oh, no.
00:25:15Fuck!
00:25:16Oh!
00:25:17Grab the cart, I see it.
00:25:18Alright, this is our hole, Hank.
00:25:19So maybe I do putt it?
00:25:20Par's gonna win this.
00:25:21They're in the bunker and they're fucked over there.
00:25:22Get there.
00:25:23Get, get, get, get, get, get.
00:25:24Should be there.
00:25:25Sit.
00:25:26Now come down.
00:25:27That's it.
00:25:28Sit, sit, sit, sit.
00:25:29Wow.
00:25:30Wow.
00:25:31Alright, we're on the green, it's fine.
00:25:32Holy shit.
00:25:33We can two putt that.
00:25:34That's totally fine.
00:25:35Good shot.
00:25:36That one's, I thought I would think I was gonna get on the fucking green.
00:25:37Yep.
00:25:38Fuck.
00:25:39I love it.
00:25:40I love it.
00:25:41Get on.
00:25:42It's gonna go.
00:25:43Great shot, Francis.
00:25:44Let's go.
00:25:45Alright, we gotta get up and down.
00:25:47Alright, sit, sit.
00:25:48Sit, sit, sit.
00:25:49Wow.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51Alright, we're on the green, it's fine.
00:25:53Holy shit.
00:25:54We can two putt that.
00:25:55That's totally fine.
00:25:56Good shot.
00:25:57That one's, I thought I didn't think I was gonna get on the fucking green.
00:26:00Yep.
00:26:01Love it.
00:26:02I love it.
00:26:03Get on.
00:26:04It's gonna go.
00:26:05We got to get up and down and hope they miss.
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:09Greens are fast.
00:26:09That was a great shot.
00:26:11If we don't win this hole, we're in trouble.
00:26:12I'll say it right now.
00:26:15Good shot, Seth.
00:26:17Yeah, really good, Harry.
00:26:19Uh, match.
00:26:23Excellent shot.
00:26:23All right, that plays.
00:26:30Heads up.
00:26:30Sid, Sid.
00:26:31Shot.
00:26:34Stop.
00:26:35Stop.
00:26:36Stop.
00:26:37Fucking same shot.
00:26:38That's crazy.
00:26:40Look at us.
00:26:42Fucking same exact shot.
00:26:44That's insane.
00:26:46We're just going to need to assume we have to make every putt.
00:26:49Yeah, but we're going to let them hit.
00:26:51Yeah, of course.
00:26:52Don't give that.
00:26:53Don't give it.
00:26:54Should be good.
00:26:55We're good.
00:26:56We're going to give it to that.
00:26:57Good shot.
00:26:58Just be outside right.
00:26:59A little bit.
00:27:00Just a little outside right.
00:27:01Quick.
00:27:02Lovely.
00:27:03Good try, dude.
00:27:04You guys are in for five, right?
00:27:05Yeah.
00:27:06Yeah, if you guys want.
00:27:08I would love it.
00:27:17Yeah, I'll take it.
00:27:21Yeah, baby.
00:27:22Great bird, Francis.
00:27:24Love it, yeah, we'll take it.
00:27:28Yeah, baby, great bird, Francis.
00:27:30Thanks.
00:27:31Go, good start.
00:27:33Great start.
00:27:34Great start by our team.
00:27:38Not the start, zero good shots.
00:27:43Nah, we'll figure it out.
00:27:43Honestly, it wasn't that bad for the circumstances.
00:27:46Right.
00:27:54All right, we're up, Hank.
00:28:00I'm going 7-wood again.
00:28:01I don't mind you hitting, yeah, 7-wood, iron, whatever you want, just right out in the middle.
00:28:06Get us in play.
00:28:07No!
00:28:08Skip, skip, skip, yeah.
00:28:09We're good.
00:28:10That's fine.
00:28:11That's fine.
00:28:12That's fine.
00:28:13That's fine.
00:28:14That's fine.
00:28:15That's fine.
00:28:16That's fine.
00:28:17That's fine.
00:28:18That's fine.
00:28:19The line over there.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:21Don't need a caddy to tell you that one.
00:28:23That's fine.
00:28:24Hang.
00:28:25Come around.
00:28:26Come around.
00:28:27It's coming left.
00:28:28Left, left, left, left.
00:28:29Get over.
00:28:30Bunker, probably?
00:28:32Yeah.
00:28:33It's fine.
00:28:34Aye.
00:28:35All right.
00:28:36Nice sass.
00:28:38Dude, nice sass.
00:28:39Hang.
00:28:40Hang.
00:28:41Get down.
00:28:42Yes.
00:28:43Shot.
00:28:44Yes.
00:28:45Oh.
00:28:46Fucking nice.
00:28:47Good boy.
00:28:48Hank.
00:28:49Good tact.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:51Learn a thing or two.
00:28:52Is that a three wood?
00:28:53Yeah.
00:28:54Ay yi yi.
00:28:55Fuck.
00:28:56See ya.
00:28:57Oh my god.
00:28:58Let's go.
00:28:59Oh my god.
00:29:00Oh my god.
00:29:01That hit the center of the tree.
00:29:02That's a great shot.
00:29:03Fucking right.
00:29:04You heard me say I was going to do that.
00:29:05How far out are we?
00:29:06Good clean living.
00:29:07292.
00:29:08I think just hit something 200.
00:29:09Like whatever you feel.
00:29:10What do you like?
00:29:11Like a five iron?
00:29:12Yeah, I can hit a five iron.
00:29:13Okay.
00:29:14This ball might be broke.
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:16You might want to switch it out.
00:29:17It's just half.
00:29:18What tree did it hit?
00:29:19That one?
00:29:20Uh, it fell.
00:29:21The tree's down.
00:29:22Nothing better than that.
00:29:23Great swing dude.
00:29:24Nice swing Harry.
00:29:25Sit.
00:29:26Stay there.
00:29:27Yes.
00:29:28Alright.
00:29:29I'm just gonna try to kill something.
00:29:30Ready?
00:29:31Good ball.
00:29:32Good ball.
00:29:33Good ball.
00:29:34That plays.
00:29:35It's good tack man.
00:29:36Yeah.
00:29:37Not bad.
00:29:38I tried to fucking kill it.
00:29:39Alright.
00:29:40I swung so hard at that.
00:29:41Nice.
00:29:42Sit.
00:29:43Paid.
00:29:44That would be short I think.
00:29:45That would be short I think.
00:29:46I'm just gonna try to kill something.
00:29:47Alright.
00:29:48I'm just gonna try to kill something.
00:29:49Ready?
00:29:50Good ball.
00:29:51Good ball sass.
00:29:52That plays.
00:29:53It's good tack man.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:55Not bad.
00:29:56Oh yi yi.
00:29:57I tried to fucking kill it.
00:30:00Alright.
00:30:01I swung so hard at that.
00:30:03Nice.
00:30:04Sit.
00:30:05Paid.
00:30:06That would be short I think.
00:30:08Good spot.
00:30:09Sit.
00:30:10Great spot.
00:30:11That's fine.
00:30:12Where are we out here?
00:30:13A little fought.
00:30:14259.
00:30:15Alright.
00:30:16I mean I might as well just try to fucking kill one.
00:30:17Yeah.
00:30:18Using our tactics.
00:30:19Losers.
00:30:20Sorry.
00:30:21Get off.
00:30:22That was fun.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:24I don't know if I've ever seen that before.
00:30:27Alright.
00:30:28114.
00:30:29135.
00:30:30But I don't want it.
00:30:31I don't want it.
00:30:32I don't know if I've ever seen that before.
00:30:34Alright.
00:30:35114.
00:30:36135.
00:30:37But I don't want all of that.
00:30:39Like 120.
00:30:40And then we're putting uphill.
00:30:42120, 20, 125 at most.
00:30:49Wow.
00:30:50That's good.
00:30:51Go.
00:30:52I think that's good.
00:30:53Dude.
00:30:54That a boy.
00:30:55Good shot.
00:30:56Good fucking shot.
00:30:57Safe, safe, safe.
00:31:01Come on.
00:31:02Come around.
00:31:03Right.
00:31:04Get on the green.
00:31:05Come on.
00:31:06Yeah.
00:31:07Yeah.
00:31:08I think that's good.
00:31:09Should be.
00:31:10Should be a shot.
00:31:11Nice shot.
00:31:12Alright.
00:31:13Let's fucking dart one here, bro.
00:31:18Wow.
00:31:19Get down.
00:31:20Get down.
00:31:21Wow.
00:31:22Spin.
00:31:23Spin.
00:31:24Great shot, Sass.
00:31:25Yes.
00:31:26Good shot, Harry.
00:31:27Nice.
00:31:28Nice.
00:31:29Sit.
00:31:30What a fucking shot.
00:31:31I think that's us.
00:31:32That's Sass?
00:31:33No, I think that's us.
00:31:34No, I think that's us.
00:31:35Oh, let's go.
00:31:36No.
00:31:37No, that's Sass.
00:31:38That's Harry.
00:31:39That's you.
00:31:40Wait.
00:31:41This is us.
00:31:42That's Francis.
00:31:43Yes, Hank.
00:31:44It's Sass's.
00:31:45Fucking dummy.
00:31:46Run.
00:31:47Putt.
00:31:48Run.
00:31:49Yeah, great putt, dude.
00:31:50That's great.
00:31:51We can make that.
00:31:52Good putt.
00:31:53Come on.
00:31:54Come on.
00:31:55Stay up.
00:31:56Really good.
00:31:57Nice putt.
00:31:58France.
00:31:59Damn.
00:32:00Nice putt.
00:32:01Nice putt.
00:32:02Nice putt.
00:32:03Nice putt.
00:32:04Thanks.
00:32:05Thanks.
00:32:06That's fucking crazy.
00:32:07Nice putt.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09That's fucking crazy.
00:32:10Yeah, that's Francis.
00:32:11That's Francis.
00:32:12That's Francis.
00:32:13Yes, Hank.
00:32:14That's Francis.
00:32:15Yes, Hank.
00:32:16That's Francis.
00:32:17Yes, Hank.
00:32:18It's Sass's.
00:32:19Fucking dummy.
00:32:20Run.
00:32:21Putt.
00:32:22That's fucking crazy.
00:32:23Let's go.
00:32:24Hey, good part.
00:32:25Yeah, let's go.
00:32:26Need to dodge one here, though.
00:32:30Wow, that's too fast.
00:32:32Jesus.
00:32:33Alright, just not that fast.
00:32:39Beautiful.
00:32:40Beautiful.
00:32:41You're good, Jens.
00:32:42Good, good part.
00:32:43Alright, hey.
00:32:44Dodge the bullet.
00:32:45Let's go.
00:32:46That was big.
00:32:52Closest to the pin.
00:32:53Diamonds Direct.
00:32:54$1,000.
00:32:55$1,000.
00:32:56$1,000, huh?
00:32:58171, uh?
00:32:59171 pin.
00:33:00171, huh?
00:33:01171.
00:33:02Diamonds Direct?
00:33:03Hell, yeah.
00:33:04Buy a new bracelet.
00:33:05I've become a bracelet guy this summer.
00:33:06What are you using?
00:33:07Eight.
00:33:08That's none of your business.
00:33:09bracelet. I've become a bracelet guy this summer. What are you using? Eight. It's none of your
00:33:15business. I saw it already. Hank's using a four. Hanky bracelet. He's using a sixer. You should
00:33:22go anklet. Those socks, it fit in fucking perfect. Yes, hit him, hit him, hit him. Left side of the
00:33:32pin. Coachable. Bunker? I think it went over. It went way over. That's fine. Nice, dude. His
00:33:44ball looks like it's going to go hard left and then... Can I go over? No, I think it's... No,
00:33:50no, it's good. Pin high. Probably 30 feet. Your ball looks like it's going to go... It does
00:33:56that. Ah, come on. That's hitting the cart. Yeah, that was... Fuck. Bunker. Francis told me
00:34:06who's going to tell me my clubs today, but then we got on different teams. Nice shot. Nice
00:34:15shot. All right, we got a putt off. Let's go. Shot. Oh, it went deep? I can't see any of
00:34:23these balls. I couldn't see yours. Looked like he panned his camera, but he's
00:34:27also... He ain't all there. Body, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy,
00:34:36yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy. Body crazy. That's you, Francis? Yeah. Show
00:34:44it, Francis. Thanks. Where'd mine go? What? Oh my God. Sass, we got to keep... Hey, keep
00:34:51that. Keep it. Mine went in the creek. What'd you hit? Oh, no. Adrenaline. That's what
00:34:57that is. Pure red-blooded male. Oh, no. This is going to be bad. Just a heads up. Open it
00:35:04up all the way. Hit it. All right. Yeah. That's a big shot right here. Oh, yeah. Holy shit.
00:35:17Good mitts. Oh, A-plus. Good mitts. Really good. Told you I like the sand. These greens
00:35:22are tough. I guess a little bit left-right. Yeah. Legs. Yeah, good putt. It went right-left.
00:35:32See that? Yeah. Good putt. Putt. Oh. Good three. Right over my mark. Knock it in,
00:35:47Seth. Good putt, actually. Good putt. Oh, good putt, Harry. You're good there. That was dead
00:35:57straight, huh? Yeah, it was completely straight. Stretch, you've got it. Pussy. Oh, that's
00:36:06gold. That's huge. That's fucking gold. That's huge for us. All right, this is where the seven
00:36:11wood comes out. Actually, it's a good one. Yeah. It's time to wood. All right, let's find a fairway.
00:36:26Okay. Up two. Put the pressure on. Free up, Francis. Fucking contribute for once.
00:36:36Yep. Yes, sir. Nice, Hank. Beauty. I love it, Hank. Great shot. That was tight, like your fade.
00:36:44No. That's all right. That's tougher than I thought. Hit a rock. That's fine. Who cares?
00:36:55Shot. So good, dude. Come on. Come on. All right. Shot. It's rolling down. Yeah, fairway.
00:37:05Fairway. I can't see anything. I'm fucking blind as a bat. Hitting him smoother today.
00:37:10You sure are. Shouldn't have given you all that fucking coaching yesterday.
00:37:18All right. See ya. All right. We'll tell you.
00:37:20Good shots. Like mines. All right. That's what we needed.
00:37:23Let's fucking stuff one right on top of their heads.
00:37:26Wait, wait, wait. Let's win this one. Get out of here.
00:37:30I just don't want to tell Kirk that we lost.
00:37:32I don't think anybody does. But at least we're on his team, you know?
00:37:40Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:44This ass is hitting great shots. That's going to be really good.
00:37:47I think it's deep. Oh, it's deep. Yes.
00:37:50It's coming down. We're putting.
00:37:52A little shorter than that would have been.
00:37:55Yeah. I mean, a lot.
00:37:56Thank God you're on his team. You would have had him clubbed down there.
00:38:02That's it. That's it.
00:38:06Oh, no.
00:38:08All right, Hank. Let's go. Doors open.
00:38:12Oh, sit. Fuck.
00:38:14Sit. Sit. I think that's fine.
00:38:17Oh, no. It's over. It's over.
00:38:18Fuck. I scalded it. Sorry.
00:38:20Sorry.
00:38:21Don't do anything crazy, friends.
00:38:27I like it.
00:38:28Yeah, it's going to be good.
00:38:29Oh, fuck.
00:38:32Fuck.
00:38:34Let's grind.
00:38:35Celebrate.
00:38:36Now we got some adversity.
00:38:38We needed that big time.
00:38:44So, I honestly, how do you want to hit this?
00:38:46I want to flop one to the very top of the hill.
00:38:51You're going to flop it?
00:38:52Or just, like, get it to the top and let it run down.
00:38:54Yeah, it's just trickling down. It's fine.
00:38:55It's going to go long, but...
00:38:57Play it right.
00:38:58Okay.
00:38:59Okay, because it's all going to come down.
00:39:00You have more room out to the right.
00:39:04That's good.
00:39:05Yeah, good shot.
00:39:06Great shot.
00:39:08Good hands.
00:39:08I don't have much else there.
00:39:11Fuck.
00:39:12Fuck.
00:39:12I don't know what to do.
00:39:13I'll hit one.
00:39:14I'll try to hit a flop.
00:39:14Oh, that's going to work.
00:39:18Oh, go in.
00:39:20Oh, good shot.
00:39:21Good shot.
00:39:22Good try.
00:39:23Nah, we were kind of screwed back there.
00:39:25Kind of.
00:39:26She got a two-putt, Sass.
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:27We'll talk to my teammate.
00:39:28Two-putts should win this, so just...
00:39:30You got a two-putt.
00:39:31You'll hang it up there.
00:39:36You're a sick animal.
00:39:40Oh, no.
00:39:42Oh, no.
00:39:43Hey, I landed directly on the shiny thing.
00:39:46Good luck.
00:39:46You said to hit it?
00:39:47Yeah.
00:39:48I ought to mark that, just in case.
00:39:51Hank, your dog shit.
00:39:53You said to hit it at that shiny thing where his ball is?
00:40:00Oh, I like that shot.
00:40:03Oh, it's great.
00:40:04What a fucking putt.
00:40:05All right.
00:40:05Really good.
00:40:06We got to go for it.
00:40:07Good putt.
00:40:07Let's go.
00:40:07We got to make it.
00:40:08Yeah.
00:40:08We got it.
00:40:09That's huge.
00:40:10Big time.
00:40:16Nope.
00:40:16That was pushed.
00:40:17So it went a little right.
00:40:18Yeah, I pushed it, too.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:21Awful.
00:40:22Genuinely terrible.
00:40:25At least I gave my guy a read.
00:40:30Oh, no.
00:40:31What the fuck?
00:40:32Oh!
00:40:32Yes!
00:40:33Holy shit!
00:40:35Great putt, dude.
00:40:36Dude.
00:40:37Oh, my God.
00:40:39If you guys want to order your dinner now, it'll be there.
00:40:49Let's go.
00:40:49Now we go.
00:40:50Now we go.
00:40:52Fucking time to roll.
00:40:53Got to work.
00:41:08Boy came to play.
00:41:09Stop.
00:41:10Stop.
00:41:11We'll have a look from there, right?
00:41:13Uh, not a very good one.
00:41:15How's my ass wet?
00:41:17So bad.
00:41:17Those rowback shorts just block it all.
00:41:20Sweat wicking.
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:21They're wicking?
00:41:22Oh, yeah.
00:41:22You can tell.
00:41:26Wow.
00:41:27Rizer.
00:41:28Skirt it.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:32That should be totally fine.
00:41:33Fuck yeah.
00:41:36Oh, hanky.
00:41:38Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
00:41:39Oh, that's perfect.
00:41:40Good ball.
00:41:43Yeah, nice spot there.
00:41:45Is that?
00:41:45That's okay, right?
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:51Nice, friend.
00:41:52All right, Francis has lost it.
00:41:55We're good now.
00:41:57Francis' game is gone.
00:42:00Hopefully they're in the bunker.
00:42:01We just got to beat Hank.
00:42:04I'm just going to slow my swing down a little bit.
00:42:06That was a good swing.
00:42:07I thought you hit that great.
00:42:08Good drive.
00:42:12What?
00:42:12Good miss.
00:42:14Yeah.
00:42:14Yeah.
00:42:15It's going to work.
00:42:17Maybe it's like up in here.
00:42:20I don't know how.
00:42:21Here.
00:42:22What's up?
00:42:23I was going to help him find me.
00:42:24No, fuck that.
00:42:25No, no, no.
00:42:25He ain't helping shit.
00:42:28He's been making fun of you as a caddy.
00:42:30Are they looking for it?
00:42:33It's right there.
00:42:34But why are they looking for it?
00:42:35We get free balls.
00:42:39Isn't Francis' dad a billionaire?
00:42:43Yours is way up.
00:42:44Really?
00:42:45Yeah, it's in this shit.
00:42:46Just say it's gone so he stops looking.
00:42:54Catch a piece.
00:42:55Yeah, good spot there.
00:42:56I watched it right.
00:42:57I'm sorry.
00:43:01Oh, God.
00:43:02What are you doing?
00:43:03Go hard.
00:43:06It's all right.
00:43:06I just took it so steep.
00:43:08I mean, I tried to do something that I've never done in my life, so.
00:43:11I tried to sling one around.
00:43:14All right.
00:43:15Hey, door's open.
00:43:16Yeah.
00:43:17Big time.
00:43:18Wide open.
00:43:19Throw a dart here.
00:43:20Yeah.
00:43:25Fine.
00:43:26We're putting.
00:43:27Find you.
00:43:28That's a really good shot.
00:43:29Good shot.
00:43:30Nice.
00:43:31Keep rolling.
00:43:36Come on.
00:43:39That's a good shot.
00:43:40Roll.
00:43:40Nice shot, Keith.
00:43:42Beautiful.
00:43:42Thanks.
00:43:43Beautiful.
00:43:44I feel like they're going to completely crumble.
00:43:51Fuck, man.
00:43:52I've got to be better.
00:43:53They've figured it out, so you know what I mean?
00:43:56That's not an easy putt, though.
00:43:58That's going to be.
00:43:58For sure.
00:43:59That's a slider.
00:44:02Oh, no.
00:44:03I crushed it.
00:44:03Sit down.
00:44:04Sit down.
00:44:04Good weight.
00:44:05Oh, my God.
00:44:06Go in.
00:44:06Sit.
00:44:06Sit.
00:44:07Sit.
00:44:07Fuck.
00:44:08It's all right.
00:44:08I like the light.
00:44:12That's all right.
00:44:16I think that's.
00:44:17Yeah, good putt.
00:44:18Now, it's perfect.
00:44:19Now, it's going to be.
00:44:21Yeah, it's perfect.
00:44:22Great putt, Francis.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:26Let's go.
00:44:27I'm going to put.
00:44:28I'm going to help us out at some point.
00:44:30All right.
00:44:30What are we thinking?
00:44:31Oh, wait.
00:44:31No, you're not my guy.
00:44:42Good rule.
00:44:43No.
00:44:43No.
00:44:44He went, like, straight at it.
00:44:45Yeah.
00:44:51Keep going.
00:44:52Keep going.
00:44:52Come on.
00:44:52Keep going.
00:44:53Keep going.
00:44:54Keep going.
00:44:54No turn.
00:44:55Just above it.
00:44:55Fuck.
00:44:56Good putt.
00:44:57Good putt.
00:44:57Nice putt.
00:44:57All right.
00:44:58All right.
00:44:59Dodge one.
00:44:59Let's go.
00:45:00What is that?
00:45:01A tie?
00:45:01That's a tie.
00:45:02Damn.
00:45:03Let's win a hole.
00:45:03Let's win a hole.
00:45:04Let's win a hole.
00:45:05Let's win a hole.
00:45:05Good putt, Francis.
00:45:06You too.
00:45:07Thanks.
00:45:08Hank really freed you up.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:11Doing a lot of that today.
00:45:25We've got to make birdies.
00:45:26I'm hitting driver.
00:45:27It's into the wind.
00:45:29I know.
00:45:29I want to hit seven-willed, but then that left bunker,
00:45:31comes into play.
00:45:32All right, Sas.
00:45:33Me?
00:45:34Yep.
00:45:37More left.
00:45:38Heads up.
00:45:39No, it's fine.
00:45:39It's fine.
00:45:40It's fine.
00:45:41I mean, dude, that was close.
00:45:43It's on the tee box right next to them.
00:45:44Is it?
00:45:45Yeah.
00:45:45It got through the tree.
00:45:47That's not a bad look in?
00:45:48All right.
00:45:49So I'm going to rip.
00:45:49Picking the pro angle.
00:45:51The pro line.
00:45:52That's what I was going for?
00:45:53Tiger line.
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:54I knew.
00:45:59Wow.
00:46:00Finally, a fucking good drive.
00:46:01You got that one.
00:46:02Beautiful.
00:46:02You got all of that one.
00:46:04I'm dialed now.
00:46:05Yeah.
00:46:06I knew it was only a matter of time.
00:46:07Let's fucking go.
00:46:12Nice, dude.
00:46:12Wow, good ball.
00:46:13Holy shit, Hank.
00:46:15Get down, though.
00:46:15Heck, I didn't know you were.
00:46:17I think it's over.
00:46:18Decent.
00:46:19Play a lot.
00:46:19I mean, decent.
00:46:20In the beginning, you were.
00:46:26Come on around.
00:46:27I didn't realize that has the score.
00:46:32Oh.
00:46:32Fuck.
00:46:33Here you go.
00:46:34I'm thinking mine's just in the rough.
00:46:36I really hope so.
00:46:37Sure hope so.
00:46:38I learned yesterday that it's like, you've got to be left.
00:46:41You're in a great spot.
00:46:42We're fine.
00:46:43It's fine.
00:46:45Awesome.
00:46:47All right, this is where we go.
00:46:48This is it.
00:46:48This is fucking it.
00:46:50This is where we get one back.
00:46:50117.
00:46:51Nice, smooth gapper.
00:46:57Yes.
00:46:58A little left.
00:46:59Go.
00:46:59Get up.
00:47:00Go.
00:47:00I pulled it.
00:47:02Ah, unlucky.
00:47:02Fuck.
00:47:03Sorry.
00:47:04Got to swing the club, Henry.
00:47:10Cut.
00:47:12Get up.
00:47:14Would you hit three wood?
00:47:16Oh, boy.
00:47:17I did exactly what you did.
00:47:18Oh, boy.
00:47:18The door is wide open, gentlemen.
00:47:22Roll.
00:47:23That's good work out for him.
00:47:24That should roll.
00:47:26Fuck.
00:47:27Okay.
00:47:28All right.
00:47:28Get out of the bunker.
00:47:29Come on.
00:47:30This is such an easy shot.
00:47:31I know.
00:47:31Like, 100 yards.
00:47:32We had 117.
00:47:36Nope.
00:47:37That's long.
00:47:37Oh, no.
00:47:38That is long.
00:47:38That's way long.
00:47:39Let's go.
00:47:42Yes.
00:47:43All right.
00:47:43Let's go.
00:47:44We are back.
00:47:45We are getting our friend Doug back.
00:47:46Uh, so, they're away because we can take mine.
00:47:53Yeah.
00:47:54Meaning, if they play this ball, which I think they will, they have to go first.
00:47:59Are you guys up?
00:48:01We're in the bunker here.
00:48:02Are you guys out?
00:48:04You go out there here.
00:48:05We're all in there.
00:48:05You guys are up first.
00:48:06We're a little three feet in front of you.
00:48:09A little Sasquatch.
00:48:12Oh, wait.
00:48:13Can I move my lie?
00:48:14Yeah.
00:48:17Yeah.
00:48:17Fuck.
00:48:19Like, do I want to land this halfway there?
00:48:21Will it run?
00:48:22Just past half.
00:48:23Left of the pin?
00:48:24Left of the pin, yeah.
00:48:27Nice.
00:48:27Nice shot.
00:48:28Get out there.
00:48:29Really good.
00:48:29Perfect.
00:48:30Really good.
00:48:31Let's go.
00:48:32Something like that.
00:48:36Oh, well done, dude.
00:48:38Get up.
00:48:38It's great.
00:48:40Attaboy.
00:48:40A little short.
00:48:43Aye, aye, aye, you loser.
00:48:45That's awful.
00:48:47All right, Hank.
00:48:47Let's make one.
00:48:48I think you have to favor the left side here.
00:48:51For sure.
00:48:52Like, I think you can come out here or just inside of that, okay?
00:48:55Okay.
00:48:57You hit it like a bitch.
00:48:58You hit it like a fucking bitch.
00:49:00You had it.
00:49:01I'm such a pussy.
00:49:06Come on in.
00:49:08Way too far outside.
00:49:11We'll make that.
00:49:12I'm not worried about it.
00:49:17Stay.
00:49:17Stay.
00:49:18Sass, you fucking dog.
00:49:20Nice sass.
00:49:20All righty, boys.
00:49:22Good ball there.
00:49:23Nice putt.
00:49:23Nice par.
00:49:24Let's go.
00:49:25Fucking rights, dude.
00:49:26A little sass.
00:49:28A little sass.
00:49:30A little sass.
00:49:30A little sass.
00:49:30We got a match here, boys.
00:49:49A little sass.
00:49:52Ah, fuck.
00:49:54It's not going to hurt you.
00:49:56Is it good?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59Dead?
00:50:00Went right.
00:50:03Shit.
00:50:03All right, Hank.
00:50:10How was it?
00:50:11I didn't see it.
00:50:12Not good.
00:50:12Got batteries beeping in the background.
00:50:18That's my guy right there.
00:50:19Yeah, good call.
00:50:20Get higher.
00:50:23Oh, Hank.
00:50:25It's fine.
00:50:26Let's get over the bunker.
00:50:27Yeah, it's way over.
00:50:28It's going to be in between them.
00:50:31Yeah.
00:50:31Yeah, good one there, dude.
00:50:32That's great.
00:50:33Might have went into the second one.
00:50:34Yeah, buddy.
00:50:39What a setup.
00:50:42I think that's great.
00:50:45Just right to the trees?
00:50:47I didn't see where yours went.
00:50:48I think it's right by yours.
00:50:50Where did they go?
00:50:52Yeah, no shit.
00:50:53Francis is like right in front of the green.
00:50:55I had to look at.
00:50:56Oh, fuck.
00:50:58Right here.
00:50:59Oh, wow.
00:51:00Okay.
00:51:01Great.
00:51:01That you?
00:51:02For sure?
00:51:03Yeah.
00:51:04All right, I'm going to go grab mine.
00:51:05Yeah.
00:51:06What are you going to?
00:51:07Pitch him wedge.
00:51:08Pitch him wedge?
00:51:09124?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:13Get through.
00:51:15He didn't get through?
00:51:17No.
00:51:17One bullet dodged.
00:51:24Fuck!
00:51:26Damn.
00:51:29Wow.
00:51:30They both hit the tree.
00:51:32That's huge.
00:51:32Come on!
00:51:33Come on!
00:51:34Vamos!
00:51:35I would love to just hit a great shot here, win this hole, and then just close out on eight.
00:51:43Not even close.
00:51:46Dog shit.
00:51:48This is huge.
00:51:49This is big.
00:51:50It'd be great if they just make this super easy for us.
00:51:56Beautiful.
00:51:57Get down!
00:52:00Bunker.
00:52:02All right, let's go, Hank.
00:52:03Put one on.
00:52:04This is our hole.
00:52:10Oh, shit.
00:52:11Sit.
00:52:12It's a land soft.
00:52:13Oh, yeah.
00:52:15That's fine.
00:52:15That's what I was trying to do.
00:52:16Good shot.
00:52:17Whew.
00:52:17That guy was so lucky.
00:52:18Whew.
00:52:24Golly.
00:52:25Hank, your ball, buddy.
00:52:26Yep.
00:52:27We got a dope one.
00:52:28I got to make this.
00:52:43You guys are there in two, right?
00:52:44Yeah.
00:52:45Yeah.
00:52:50All right.
00:52:53Yeah.
00:52:54Let's go to the next.
00:52:55Just a poor hole.
00:52:56That was a tough hole.
00:52:57Let's put it in the rear view.
00:53:01Yep.
00:53:02That's it.
00:53:05What is this?
00:53:05Our five.
00:53:06Eight.
00:53:07So we got two holes.
00:53:07We got to win.
00:53:08We got to win both.
00:53:09Both.
00:53:09Both, yeah.
00:53:10All right.
00:53:24Oh, no, Francis.
00:53:26All right, dude.
00:53:26All good.
00:53:27I don't even worry about it.
00:53:29Happens.
00:53:30Gucci player.
00:53:31It happens.
00:53:32You just don't want it to happen on the eighth.
00:53:33No.
00:53:34Oh, God, no.
00:53:37I love that.
00:53:38So good.
00:53:39Keep it.
00:53:40Perfect.
00:53:44Nice.
00:53:44That's how you do it.
00:53:45Nice.
00:53:45Nice.
00:53:46Holy shit.
00:53:48It's hot as balls.
00:53:50Probably need some more layers.
00:53:53He seems like an indoor shot.
00:53:55Hank, you're literally going to, there's going to be blisters on the top of your head in the
00:53:58morning.
00:53:59Yeah, that'll be tan.
00:54:00Wow, good swing, dude.
00:54:04Nice tempo there.
00:54:06It's a beauty.
00:54:09Really good.
00:54:10Is it in?
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11No, no.
00:54:11Perfect.
00:54:12So I was basically doing the same thing.
00:54:14That's how you do it.
00:54:15Your irons guy needs to be more reliable.
00:54:17No point in using an iron.
00:54:19He's been nailed.
00:54:26What am I doing, man?
00:54:28Splash.
00:54:33All right.
00:54:34Good drive.
00:54:36Let's go see a ball on the fairway.
00:54:38Yeah, I think it's going to be close.
00:54:39We might be in the bunker, but you know what?
00:54:41That's okay.
00:54:42Time to go.
00:54:43Time to go.
00:54:43Time to go.
00:54:44We needed you.
00:54:45We needed you.
00:54:45We needed you.
00:54:46Let's go, Sass.
00:54:47Time to fuck these dogs up, dude.
00:54:49We're going.
00:54:49This ain't shit, bro.
00:54:50One up means fuck all, dude.
00:54:52That means you're in the game.
00:54:52I know.
00:54:53If you're fucking bringing it in.
00:54:53Win two.
00:54:54Let's fucking go.
00:54:55Let's go, dude.
00:54:59That guy's nuts.
00:55:00The crazy part about him is that's him.
00:55:03Oh, yeah.
00:55:03100%.
00:55:04He's not hamming it up.
00:55:05Yeah.
00:55:06That guy is energy.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08It's in the bunker.
00:55:10Oh, no.
00:55:10We're deep.
00:55:10Yes.
00:55:11Fuck yes.
00:55:11I saw a little ball mark.
00:55:13Let's go.
00:55:14Let's fucking go.
00:55:16All right.
00:55:17That is the edge.
00:55:21Good shot.
00:55:24See ya.
00:55:25Oh, it's dead.
00:55:26Wow.
00:55:30Dude, I'm a fucking asshole.
00:55:33That's dead.
00:55:34All right.
00:55:34Our hole.
00:55:35Let's fucking go.
00:55:35Let's go.
00:55:36Let's just end up there.
00:55:37We don't even need to be heroes here, dude.
00:55:39Nope.
00:55:39Let's hope you're staying up.
00:55:41Yeah.
00:55:42What are you trying to do?
00:55:43Are you going for it?
00:55:45I'm trying to hit one just, yeah, I'm trying to go for the green, but favoring the left side,
00:55:50too.
00:55:50I'm fine with that, dude.
00:55:51Yeah.
00:55:52Get it up there.
00:55:52Oh, right here.
00:55:56All right.
00:55:57All right.
00:55:57We're not dead.
00:55:58Not too bad.
00:56:00Walked right over it.
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:04Get up there.
00:56:06Get up there.
00:56:08Get up there.
00:56:09Oh, my God.
00:56:12Come on.
00:56:13Come on.
00:56:15Finally.
00:56:17Finally.
00:56:17Atta boy.
00:56:20Atta boy.
00:56:22That felt great.
00:56:23That was awesome, dude.
00:56:24That felt fucking great.
00:56:25Let's go.
00:56:26Good fucking shot, bro.
00:56:30That's right at it.
00:56:32Get up.
00:56:32Get up.
00:56:39Let's go.
00:56:41Let's fucking close this thing out.
00:56:48Be the fucking number, Sass.
00:56:50Oh.
00:56:51Is that tight?
00:56:52Almost went in.
00:56:54That was.
00:56:55Almost went in.
00:56:56That would have broken me.
00:56:57So what this is.
00:56:58All right.
00:56:58So we've got to assume they're going to make that, and that would be birdie.
00:57:04Also good.
00:57:05Nah, it's short.
00:57:07Nope, short.
00:57:07Oh.
00:57:08It was right there.
00:57:10Sass can play, dude.
00:57:11I know.
00:57:12He's making great contact.
00:57:14He probably played better than I did.
00:57:25Come on.
00:57:26Come on.
00:57:28Such a good putt.
00:57:29Fuck.
00:57:29Nice putt, Harry.
00:57:31God damn it.
00:57:33Got my bad.
00:57:34Click here.
00:57:38Nope.
00:57:43Two putts for the win.
00:57:50Yeah, good roll there.
00:57:52Oh, I should've went higher.
00:57:53That's great.
00:57:54I can make that.
00:57:55Should've went higher.
00:57:56Is that way too much?
00:58:04Not too much.
00:58:06We'll have to see one of those, sorry.
00:58:10Atta boy.
00:58:11Nice.
00:58:11Okay.
00:58:12Nice putt.
00:58:12I like left edge.
00:58:13Great finish.
00:58:15Knock this in.
00:58:15Win it.
00:58:16These are the ones you don't want to miss.
00:58:22Atta boy.
00:58:22Let's go.
00:58:23Very nice.
00:58:23Good go.
00:58:24Good job.
00:58:27Good match.
00:58:28Good match.
00:58:29Good job.
00:58:30Good match.
00:58:30Sorry, Sass.
00:58:31All good.
00:58:32We did our best.
00:58:33Nice bird.
00:58:33He's wearing a bird.
00:58:35Good bird.
00:58:36I wanted to make it.
00:58:37That's what I know.
00:58:38Okay, we're here with Hank and Francis.
00:58:40They just picked up the point for Team Riggs.
00:58:41Boys, how are we feeling after that round?
00:58:43Good?
00:58:44Honestly, I think we can play a lot better.
00:58:46Really?
00:58:46And so I think the fact that we weren't at our best and we still bore down and Hank really
00:58:52came alive on the back half and kept us together with some great shots and won us some easy
00:58:57holes the last two.
00:58:58So, you know, pretty good feeling.
00:58:59Yeah, I feel good.
00:59:00What do you think you guys can improve upon for later on in the competition?
00:59:04Probably drive it a little better and 100 yards in.
00:59:06We should have won earlier.
00:59:09We just had some really bad chip shots from 100 in.
00:59:12A couple holes.
00:59:14That's what I'll be working on.
00:59:15But I think, I mean, as bad as we played, I'm just happy to get a win.
00:59:20Slightly hungover golf.
00:59:21Slightly hungover golf.
00:59:22Sometimes when I play my best, yeah.
00:59:23All right, there we go.
00:59:24That's Hank.
00:59:25That's Francis.
00:59:26One point for Team Riggs.
00:59:28Woo!
00:59:28Good job, brother.
00:59:29That was not an easy putt that we had to make at the end.
00:59:33Oh, we would have fucking killed ourselves if we hadn't won that.
00:59:37Even if it had gone to nine, because then we would have been like, we've choked.
00:59:41Yeah.
00:59:45Get in the hole.
00:59:46Yeah!
00:59:47That's fucking golf!
00:59:48That's fucking golf!
00:59:48That's fucking golf!
00:59:50Fairways and green.
00:59:51I'll take that.
00:59:51My dog.
00:59:52Get it.
00:59:52It's a professional golf.
00:59:54We playing.
00:59:54We playing.
00:59:55He was always overrated as a running back anyway.
00:59:57Shut up, Jerry.
00:59:58I thought PFT, like, sucked.
01:00:00He does.
01:00:01He hasn't sucked today.
01:00:02I mean, this is just the dumbest decision we've ever made.
01:00:06We may have to fight with Cadi.
01:00:08It's over.
01:00:08Don't underestimate your time.
01:00:09I will absolutely underestimate them.
01:00:11Did you just see what happened to PFT?
01:00:12Ah, fucking shit.
01:00:14Easy, easy.
01:00:14Ankle turn may not be able to fly.
01:00:16I need a P-test if they make this.
01:00:17Oh, shit!
01:00:18Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:00:32I need a P-test if they make this.
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